I Suck Dick For Coke!

[BobSagetVEVO]

God damn I look good.

[aidysfan]

bugs bunny sucks dik for carrots dumb assholes not for coke

[android32000]

@vespa024 no its CONGRATUfuckingLATIONS :D

[lobosnumero2]

i seen him

[firesocks2017]

that does not sound like danny tanner at all

[RottenRroses]

I suck dick for marijuana.

Well, I have sex with my bf and he's so kind to provide the weed, most of the times. :)

[vespa024]

@RottenRroses CONGRATULATIONS

[heat45jc]

@RottenRroses Please arrive at City Hall or Police Headquarters with your paraphernalia by May, 25th 2011. A warrant has been issued .....nah, I'm just fuckin with ya.

[fullbag50]

People that don't get Bob's wry sense of comedy probably find Carrot Top to be hilarious.

[ToastDerp]

You suck dick in general.

Stay in sitcoms you horrible comedian.

[UnwornKnight]

WAKEFULNESS FAKE

[moliekilla]

apparently he actually did coke in real life

[biggrigga]

@moliekilla OH NO

/s

[suckmycaulk]

oh bob saget!

[Musiccalculater]

I SEEN HIM !

[Inmate2587]

joke stealer, also hes not even funny

[sniper321w]

looooollllllll BOB SAGET

[TheLogicTroll]

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[TheLogicTroll]

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[subsamadhi]

Wow, so his whole joke is just to recycle the joke from the movie at the audience? No wonder Bob Saget sucks so bad.

[Gishousen]

I seen em!

[TheDarkFalchion]

BOB FAGET

[mackles]

bob sucks so badly at stand up, he has to refer to a movie script for material

[snoookie456]

@mackles yeah... too bad you obviously didn't see the whole stand up, but just the part where he mentions it... : /

[iamxray1256]

Funny as fuck you can ask Bob Saget! x]

[SerialKiff3r]

THAT IS FUCKING SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would never in my life suck dick for coke...

Pepsi maybe... But not coke... Fucking disgusting...

[Hamgammy]

@SerialKiff3r leave the comedy to bob saget you unfunny twat.

[RhiehnD]

@SerialKiff3r pepsi tastes like piss, Dr. pepper is where it's at.

[silverlight1204]

@RhiehnD Dr. pepper is awesome

[Met0llicA]

@RhiehnD u have tasted piss?

[silverlight1204]

@SerialKiff3r i get it

[ibeanretarded]

LOL i just recently saw this movie and now i see this, i didnt even know it was him... :P

[Riqsuav1]

"I SEEN HIM!!!" lmao funniest part in half baked!!!

[JuanPapaNicolao]

id eat pussy for weed

[djdrofire]

bob sagot is fuckin funny just becuz he got fuckin paid for bein in a gay ass show called full house dont mean shit hes funny

[ArnAriel13]

y do people hate bob saget?

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@ArnAriel13 R U kidding?...We all love him and have SEX with him every chance we get when he comes through our town...that man is busy....even though he's a sex addict like Dave Duccovenie, Charlie Scheene, Dave Lee Roth, Mel Gibson and every other actor in Hollywood...he's still a good person with a great personality and I miss him when he's on tour...I miss him and the taste of his long dick and sweet ass...Oh and he's a great kisser by the way...he likes to swallow tongues while fucking!

[nym5cb]

screw bob saget. go pack to john stamos' bed

[ravager48]

well they had to tone down his usual jokesw...remember AFV's a family show...

[Mrs151Addison]

I fucking love him.He is soo funny.

You dont expect him to act the way he dose

simply because of full house and watching

him all those years but he is completly

different from his character.

[ShitandShineola]

Flanders favourite comedian ?

Explain

[dukefan24112]

I SEEN HIM!!!

[robynsegg]

EVERY TIME I HEAR THAT DUDE SAY THAT I"M ON THE CRYING FROM LAUGHTER! LOL! That KILLS me every time! LOL! I SEEN HIM!!!!

[ballsweatandtears]

Bob Saget was awesome in Half Baked, and Bob Saget was awesome in Entourage. However, Bob Saget sucked on America's Funniest Home Videos. Probably because America's Funniest Home Videos just sucked altogether. Thank fuck they're not making any more episodes of that waste of a time slot.

[SlayerPDX]

@ballsweatandtears Bog saget is funny. Its just when americas funniest videos came out they had him do stupid fuckin voices that were just retarded

[geoffnet1]

@ballsweatandtears Actually, AFV is in its 20th season.

[EDubbz43]

guy below me has smoked wayy to much crack!↓

[jutubaeh]

coke is nothing funny! it got rid of some many unionists already!

but then hey even "negerpisse" from terror town (lol) had its covert + orange agendas !

[YourVideoMightSuck]

Bob Saget sucks dick for fun, not coke.

[lazur1]

I heard he did it for the flavor.

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@lazur1 What other reason is there?

[SlayerPDX]

@YourVideoMightSuck Fuck you

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@YourVideoMightSuck He gargles cumm every morning when he spends the night over at his buddy John Stammose's house after sleeping together naked with him all night and getting fucked by him untill his ass bleeds. Thats why he walks funny on the weekends!

[ballinmanz]

@MrMedusaLvamp Thats a very vived thing you just type.... im mean woah

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@ballinmanz Your welcome...I hope U cleaned up after...theres always more...as long as Bob Sagot is still alive and well enough to fuck and suck and hold his own legs up even though he sometimes cries like a little girl in a mans voice when I fuck him too hard...but thats when he finally cumms when tears roll down the cheeks of his face and cumm rolls down the cheeks of his sweet hairy ass!

[DarkHoodedGirl]

@YourVideoMightSuck He don't need a reason

[MrMedusaLvamp]

@YourVideoMightSuck I know....and he's not bad at it either...I came in his mouth as soon as he started wagging his tongue around and sucking at the same time...and then deep throughting me like I was his last meal on death row!!!! I shot him a load of thick and creamy so far down his throught he coughed up half of it and swallowed it again slowly untill I finished and let him suck out the rest on his own like a little man baby sucking a bottle...thats when he finally got off jacking himself off

[Kwizmatix]

@YourVideoMightSuck ROFLMAO... ROFLMFAO.... omg... You nearly made me piss my pants when I read this shit. Sad part about it is that your probably right too!

[lamigra101]

Funny man!

[MrMikeyboy1002]

wtf is gg?

[Jiveturkey68]

Best part is when sagget says weed ain't a drug! Too true!

[Iori400]

Does that mean ur a hypocrit too? because its written all over your damn face.. -_-

[Iori400]

yeah give yourself a pat on the back because you just proved urself ur one of those people..

[Iori400]

ONce again! too old!

How you waste your minutes of your life is pretty funny..

[warcraftwillneverdie]

cocane

[cheezel177]

What is he referring to in this?

[icculus28]

the movie half-baked

[LilT2o00]

Half Baked (best movie ever, you should be ashamed)

[LeonMeekis84]

the best *pothead comedy* movie ever made yes!

[pancho8721]

I seen him

[wdeadman49]

exenter2..........lmfaoooooooo­oooooooooo....ya fuc'n idiot!..................and the biggest terrorist of all!!..................lmfaooo­ooooooooooooooooo!! you may have done the same as this guy does! lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

[emotionalfriendone43]

and this is how I know god doesn't exist.

[krawler510]

Fail.

[exenter2]

shut up terrorist.

[atreyu2ty]

I hope your serious about this.

If thats the case, Go Fuck yourself.

Let people live their own lives.

[valcom111t]

Tell someone to have some respect for others, and then immediately call him a dumb faggot? Nice work.

[CrazyQuadPlaya937]

AHHH BOB SAGET FUCKIN FAGGOT!!!

-Terets Guy

[THECoolKidsRock26]

Bob Saget is one of the funniest men alive. dont hate.

[Bloodkinder]

lol i remember that scene

[smeebaron]

what movie is that

[djtrixen]

smeebaron: Half Baked :)

[Bloodkinder]

half baked

[666StoneSour666]

lolol this was for errr half baked yeah hahaha awesome movie

[AgentHomer]

fucking homophobic assholes

[Dauragon123ko]

Your a fagget

[flanch666]

@freshoffdahomo, your a fag lol

[stupidheadseven]

7 7 7 7 7 7 7

[Crosswizz]

BOB SAGET

[xrmatrix]

thats an original comment @Crosswizz

[quackbeef]

OH BOB SAGET!

[mryjn420090]

funniest shit ever, you'd never expect the full house dad to say that shit

[richardj84]

the term "teabag" for those who don't know refers to the male nut sack

[selinaKhanxxxxxx]

lmaooooo

[Danny123456789009876]

People....don't feed the trolls in here. They are obviously here to stir shit up. They wouldn't watching someone they didn't like just for the fun of it. Best let them die in their own misery.

Oh and Bob "Saget" is pretty damn funny, But you all already know that. :

[pali4life086]

looooool

[BishopJones1992]

wats the movie he says this in

[Wii4me]

Half Baked, it was actually pretty good.

[kurtcobainrockgod191]

BOB SAGET IS FUNNY

[Iori400]

sagets a faggot..

[Weslo2]

ya and lori is a bitch

how bout that

[Iori400]

Dude this guy is not even funny at all..

Go watch real comedians..

[Weslo2]

if you don't find it funny then fuck off

"real comedians"

your a joke

there is no such thing as a "real comedian"

anyone doing comedy is a comedian fucktard

FYI- george carlin, russell peters bill hicks for example are my favourite comedians, so once again fuck u bitch made cunt

[Weslo2]

WOW! YOU DON'T SAY!

i am so scared you reported me to youtube

guess im going to jail for a long time now

I think youtube would rather ban you since i was just replying to your comment, sagets a faggot

don't like the video, don't watch it, and don't disturb other people who are watching and commenting

and fuck me? no fuck u

[Iori400]

fuck you! (kicks with energy legs)

XD

[rakuencallisto]

Actually he's very funny if you decided to watch more than a 20 second clip of him talking about half-baked.

What's better than him being on Full House then telling the crudest jokes ever?

[Iori400]

FUCK YOU TOO! (Kicks with ENERGY LEGS)!

[matt12491]

YOU SUCK

Dude did you seriously report whatshisnuts for disagreeing with you? Also, he was correct.

Also

YOU SUCK

[matt12491]

It actually seemed necessary. One was for being a douchebag (who sucks) and the other for being a douchebag(who sucks) for another reason.

Also, I don't think you understand the word 'teabag.' Or are you calling me a small bag that is dipped in hot water to make a warm beverage?

[jibbermasterstreet]

yes because what ever you say goes, sorry for everthinking wrong of you, we pray to thee lori400!

fucking douchevag

[jibbermasterstreet]

a long time, i first viewed this video last night,

[Nudz]

it's fucking standup comedy, you retard. All comedians make stuff up.

[ITSAJACKAL1111]

Why are you reposting the same paragraph on all Bob Saget videos.. Your spam is OK in one video but TWO?!... hmm..

[alieninja2007]

Actually I don't know why that is. I only posted it to the one video. Thanks for letting me know.

[GAMERxTV]

wat

[drgreendick]

thanxs BOB we use to hate you!! but look you lokk differnentz1

[MiaKenKo]

can you tell me why you hate him??

[Draugoth]

lets chat

energetic fun smart and loves this video HV

[N1ckSc0tt]

Anyone seen Role Models?

[Ronnidee]

yes, i loved it. thought it was hilarious

[matthewsniffen16]

Bob Saget doesnt suck dick for coke, he just simply sucks.

[HBKinWWE]

OMFG that was Bob Saget in that scene!?!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[alexstrote]

how the fuck did you not know that....I mean man, watch the movie stoned...but not on fuckin ludes...

[HBKinWWE]

when you live in a country that hasn't seen Bob Saget since his Afv days its very hard to remember what he looks like especially when his hair is that short

sorr-y that you don't wtch him 24-7

[GovmentTookMaBaby]

it's lame that he used material written by someone else for a movie he was in in his own stand up act.

[RecklessExistence]

If you watch his special "That Ain't Right" he goes on to say that people heckle him on the street about it. One of the funnier parts of his material is the teenagers who drive by and yell out "Bob Saget, you rock you suck **** for coke!" and speed off.

[GovmentTookMaBaby]

that's pretty funny =D

must suck when he's with his family and whatnot though.

[alecfras]

Actually, he writes pretty well everything he's done or said on screen on his own.

[krazysteven77]

Now that is some funny shit. Bob Saget is here Ont 25th I am going to go and laugh my fucking ass off at Danny Tanner. LOL funny fukker. Danny Tanner swears. HAHAHAHAHAHA Where the fuck is KIMMY GIBBLER LOL

[96JUSTIN]

haha yeah i went and saw him last night in calgary

Hes so damn crude its awesome!

[GameOverXbox]

marijuan? man you in here for some marijuana? thats some bullshit

[DarkAku666]

Rule 1? That only applies To RAIDS, You fucking N00B

[randomdude74]

wat movie is that from

[bananasamichz]

Half Baked

[DarkAku666]

i ThInK tHiS vIdEo Is AwEsOmE.

SARCASM.

/b/

[LiberalSquared]

Excuse me, WTF r u doin?

[batd]

Rule 1

[ArtiRena777]

To bad you guys are too young to remember the internet of 10 years ago wHeN pEoPlE tYpEd lIkE tHiS tO bE cOoL, eDgY, wItTy, aNd cOuNtEr-cUlTurAl. Now it's just suburban white boys listening to hip-hop and trying to be cool, other white boys calling those white boys niggers, and attacking grammatical structure and spelling (which no one, including myself, does 100% correct on the internet anyway.)

It's amusing to watch you guys though, just to remind myself why I don't want children.

[Jonnythecowboy666]

I hate people who type lIkE tHaT ShIt. I agree with you though, people on youtube start shit for no reason like this Razbird fuck. George Carlin is amazing by the way

[UndergroundPrince202]

nigger? you don't sound educated or old i hope your like 18, because you have the knowledge of and grammatical savvy of a can opener.

[etalcott]

you're*

you're not doing much better

[borat4thawin]

ha that's all your little mind can come up with.

[scexpress15]

You have a little penis.

[borat4thawin]

your asian so who talking small dick

[Postitsaresticky]

wow

[borat4thawin]

hey they do god get over it

[ArtiRena777]

George Carlin used "nigger" but he was the funniest, most brilliant commedian. He was and still is loved universally by everyone. On youtube the word is used almost exclusively by unathletic, virginal, scared, ugly teen white boys who think they are being hard asses. On any video with a black person you see these kids just itching to use it.

It's funny that Raz only used commas afer it was mentioned. Thank God I'm in college. And no one on this forum has used correct grammar or spelling.

[hippiejessie]

"Thank God I'm in college." Ass.

[jumblingjoe]

you guys are all fucking retards

[RKJCNE]

i'd like to suck Bob's dick he is sooo hot!

[DNice5865]

hey don't give the whore a thumbs down... give her a thumbs up!

[skinnyclemenza]

Bob is a dirty fuck, it's a shame that he had to suffer through that Full House bullshit for somany years. Oh well it made him a richer dirty fuck I guess.

[hokoboko20]

fucking moron isnt funny, his humor is just cheap and immature. playing on his type-casting on full house.. "OMG DANNY TANNER SAID COCK! DANNY TANNER SAID FUCK! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!"

thats really the humor behind everything he says.

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

hes funny like jeff foxworthy, but foul mouthed.

[fred2051]

U ruined the joke by typing that headline. 2 stars.

[illmisshimforever]

Dane cook isnt only funnier, he is hot to...lets go watch dane cook videos!

[mjm2005]

Part of it is that he did Full House...kinda of the shock value involved. His HBO Special was excellent. Dane Cook is funny...but yeah, go along with the whole pop culture mainstream. (Even though Saget is pretty mainstream too...damn it)

[MrNomad]

dane cook is funnier in that his stand up is all just the same sex jokes, only now done by a coked-up hyperactive guy that does somersaults during his stand up. Dont get me wrong I like his jokes, except he needs to stay the fuck away from movies and just stick to jokes on stage...

[carati003]

Dane Cook steals joke and isn't funny at all.