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  • The Grabbler is why i am not jewish. :)

  • Is it making fun of simplistic Nazi thinking? Or is it a parody of the truth? You decide!

  • the "when we come back"s and "coming up next"s always kill me

  • The ad that come up after the video for me was "goisrael.com come find the israel in you" >.<

  • "Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race"  Do they look Jewish? (or is it just me?)

  • @kcdad2806 thats the point

  • @kcdad2806 it´s just you.

  • @SANDIEGONAZI No shit, sherlock.

  • I see what they did there.

  • We have to visualize the Grablers in prison where they belong...& see to it that their shyster friends in "our" government (like shyster obama) are also imprisoned. Who will do this when "our" government, judicial system, et al. is occupied by Greedy Grablers?

  • My jaw dropped at 0:46 and stayed dropped the entire time. This was hilarious.

  • @thexoor Ditto buddy. Ditto.

  • A hooked nose and oily black hair?

    She wants us to picture Professor Snape?

  • @DancingPnguin Notice the yamaka? How about the tell-tale curly hair on the side of his head? Nope? Not yet? I don't want to be the one to say it out loud but think deep and you'll see why it's so awful.

  • Onion likes to get close to the bone sometimes, and this is one of those times. I personally don't see Jewish stereotypes as the sources of my stress in life. In fact, I love Jews!

  • @charlesnotprince I think that part of the joke was actually to make fun of anti semitism

  • 304 people are butthurt hooked nose jews

  • ice King?

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  • @kmetvhribih The Germans shaved the heads of the inmates because of lice. No one denies that the Germans had the hair shaved off the heads of the inmates. Thats why theres a room with a huge pile of hair. That doesn't mean those people were gassed. Why would the Germans shave the heads of people they were then going to gas? Isn't that a huge waste of time and effort?? The Germans did so because of Typhus, which is spread by lice. And no one denies the Typhus epidemic at wars end.

  • @DarfVlad or maybe, just maybe, they needed the hair to make chlotes? i can see why they would want to prevent an epidemic. disease tends to screw results form medical experiments ;)

  • @kmetvhribih They needed hair to make clothes? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Obviously they shaved the inmated hair to fight lice infestation, as they knew Typhus is spread by lice. You've been spoonfed such nonsense your whole life youre unable to see how stupid your comments were. Flush out your head gear and checkout the site Holocaustdenialvideos and CODOH.com to be exposed to information you'll never get from the controlled media  :)

  • @kmetvhribih If you think the ONN is really anti-semetic you're stupid. Satire is a great way to keep people aware and talking about issues of race, religion, ect.

  • @DoctorBlissphd i know onn is satire and i enjoy it wholeheartedly. my comment was a reply to an earlier comment ;) which WAS anti-semitic ;)

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  • For facts and information that you won't get from the controlled media, checkout the website

    Holocaustdenialvideos

    There you'll find over 9 hours of free revisionist videos. Also, to read more about it checkout the committe for open debate on the holocaust website, or codoh.com

    Their forums are a wealth of information. Examine the evidence and make up your own mind about it. Keep in mind in some countries its illegal to question the holocaust.

  • @DarfVlad We're here to watch the onion and enjoy some simple satirical videos. Is it too much to ask that faggots like you don't advertise your ignorant theories on a video where absolutely noone cares?

  • @MrBunnyWasHereFirst So don't visit the site. No one is making you visit the site. LOL..However others may want to. You cant control what websites people visit, thats the real issue here. LOL. Youre impotent to stop others from learning what a ridiculous pile of nonsense the holohoax really is. LoL. Good luck trying stop people who are curious, mr flacid.. LOL

  • @DarfVlad Enough with the childish talk kid. If you're going to advertise pointless sites, do it on videos where people won't laugh at you for being an utterly incompitent fool. And it's difficult to change people's beliefs. As such, I realize that you'll continue to post meaningless junk. To use your own words against you: "You cant control what websites people visit, thats the real issue here. LOL." You're absolutely right, YOU can't control what websites people visit. So don't try to.

  • @DarfVlad On a less important side-note, your apostrophe key appears to be broken.

  • DAAAAAAAAAAMN

  • This is truth masquerading as satire.

  • I actually got a copy of "Kill All the Grabblers." Mel Gibson's intro was very well written. 

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  • "Kill all the Grablers" lmao! Gotta love the bold, fearless edginess of The Onion...

  • Always lurking, like rats. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • I wanna strech Tracy's vagina.

  • @Thorpe741 I'd stretch a lot more than just her vagina...;)

  • I can't tell which of these comments and their respective thumbs up are intended to be satire or not. This, you see, is Poe's Law in full effect.

  • I'TS THE TRUTH!!!!

  • Truly awesome !

  • BAHA!! Funny yet this tries to get us to imagine the problem as just 'fading away' it won't unless we take action against these hook nosed souless creatures!

  • fucking awesome, lol

  • @yngnikko90 what do you mean? The grabblers are the one who control the media!

  • If we could get rid of Goldman Sachs, the Federal Reserve and all banking scams, Go back to having the government printing money, interest free. Then I will not have any problems with the Jews. Until then , i will have a problem. Jews need to clean up their own house and help get rid of these scum of the earth parasite people. Then most of the world would stop hating on them, except the arabs, they are unreasonable.

  • @flubno Power corrupts, simple as that. If you lift the lid of any congregation of powerful individuals you're going to find skeletons in their closets. The more power they have the more shit they can get away with. Things like gender, race, creed, nationality or religion don't really limit it because you'll find scum wherever there's power to be abused.

  • @psychee1 Yes that's all true. But it's the Jewish bullshit that effects the entire world , more than any other races bullshit. They are the Supreme bullshit masters of planet earth.

  • I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE AND HER BOOK  ;D

  • Funny how Jews are offended by this without them actually saying they're talking about Jews. Jews must realise that this truly is their character for them to be offended. It's like if I said a derogatory comment about someone with big ears without saying who it is, only the person with big ears will be offended, cause they know I'm talking about them. So I guess stereotypes do hold true...

  • Funny thing, in view of the satire, this works b/c it would be a relief to rid yourself of the GRABBLER!

  • damn, those would be some scary Left 4 Dead zombies thou....

    Smoklers, Blabblers, Grabblers, Nigg'lers, Boomlers.

  • DEATH TO THE GRABBLER!

  • @TruthOrDie14 fuck you

  • NEVER AGAIN

    will we fall for Jewish lies!

  • Throw the Grabbler down the well!

  • Christine Hitle.. i mean Eckward.....

  • I really like the onion and satire, but this is too subtle, not at all everyone will get, how stupid nazis are for thinking that way, espescially in the economic crisis right now it is not funny to link the failure to a certain minority, even if it is not to be supposed to be taken seriously

    we all know that there are some people that don't get that this is satire

    but maybe I'm to sensitive about that (I'm German)

  • @thorium222 im german and nazi jokes are hilarious to me.

  • @MsFunnyStuffz you mean every nazi joke is hilarious to you? well, for me it depends, this onion clip made me laugh, but afterwards I read nazi comments here and the highest ranked comment really sucks, so I think this clip isn't a good idea cause it can easily be misused

  • Hitler must have been a very stressful person.

  • I asked myself which race of sub-animal, hook-nosed freaks this woman was talking about... scheming, money grabbing, excluding other ethnic groups from resources and it has to be the KIKES!!!

  • @IndisputableAttitude Wow, you're like a genius or something for making that connection. (Dumbass)

  • @IndisputableAttitude Wow, you're like a genius or something for making that connection. (Dumbass)

  • @yngnikko90 thats nice

  • that "grabbler" is the ILLUMINATI lol

  • @Hyephy23 ummm not quite

  • NAZI anti-semitic propaganda!? LMAO!! That's outrageous! LOL!

  • seen this one before

  • looks like alan greenspan

  • haha, jews...

  • Jews and Jewesses, tehehehe....

  • Battle the Grabblers, with a Grabbler oven!

  • I waited an hour and I'm still waiting for the tips on stretching out the vagina without having a baby! Can anyone send me the link?

  • @magicapplesauce "They haven't really done anything" Are you joking!? The Jews are trying to dismantle society as we know it through abortions, atheism, the Gay Agenda, Liberalism, marxism, and evironmentalism so they can reforge the world into a totalitarian dystopia-the New World Order. . .

    ...BAHAHAHA!! Just kidding, as if! I can't believe anyone actually buys into that horseshit hook, line and sinker! What idiots!

  • I'm surprised the Grabbler Defense League hasn't shut the Onion down for this.

  • Grabblers! AhhHAHAHAAAHA!

  • Funniest satire video I've seen yet. Its obviously 303 butt-hurt Jews that most likely fit one of those stereotypical depictions described here.

  • OOOOH NOOOOO 

  • "Zionist Occupational Government"

  • @TheProtocolsofzion Okay, I'm saying this as a Jew: WTF does ZOG mean? Zebras of Old Gondor? Zoos-Only Gaming? Zurg's Omnicidal Gorer?

  • @Blitzfoofoo It refers to a nasty, ugly little book crapped out by a Russian in 1903 called the protocols of the elders of zion; it's a fictional plan for Jewish domination of the world.

  • BEST VIDEO EVER ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheProtocolsofzion

    You're funny. Either that or you're a parody of yourself. I'm thinking the latter, considering your user name.

  • Very anti-Semetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA OMG how i love the Onion News.

  • @xevnoc

    Could I see some statistics on that? How disproportionate is it, if at all, compared to the grabbler population? And how exactly would what they are doing be different at all from, say, white, Asian, Mexican, black, etc. bankers?

  • hahaha grabler same pic as hitler used for jews

  • @Evans4836914 wow and u figured that out all by yourself? YOU WIN A GOLD STAR!

  • 17 in every 1000 Americans are Jewish.

  • @MrSpemat

    Fucking people out of their money? So now the grabblers are prostitutes?

    You're assigning too much blame to the grabblers. Modern banking, while having a historical grabbler tradition, doesn't mean that grabblers are taking your money. For one, not all grabblers are bankers, and it is disturbingly close assigning the blame to all the grabblers while letting non-grabbler bankers off the hook even if they're to blame.

  • @Jjames763 It is hard to ignore the disproportionate number of grabblers in positions of power within large banks and the financial wings of the government. And of course they're not taking your money, they're taking their money.

  • @eier

    For the last thousand years? Really? Was this during the time when Jew-killin and pogroms were a part of a balanced breakfast? And there was even a recognizable entertainment and news media back then? As for the Jews=bankers thing, Jews were forbidden from other lines of work. Er- I mean Grabblers. At any rate, even if they did control the media(eyes Jon Stewart) I doubt they're up to something.

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  • But... I like Grabblers. They like to argue and their food is tasty. Who wants to imagine them turning to ash...

    Oh, right, the Russians, Nazis, Saudis, southerners, Catholics, Palestinians, etc.

    What did they ever do to make everyone so royally pissed off?

  • @Jjames763 A select few of their members (by no means all of them) dominate the banking, entertainment, and newsmedia industries and have done so (at least in banking and finance) for the last thousand years. Non-Grabblers (i.e. groyim) unfamiliar with your every-day Grabbler tend to assume this of all Grabblers, to the detriment of Grabbler and non-Grabbler alike.

  • @Jjames763 well fucking everyone out of their money is a good start...

  • @Jjames763 i feel like since the beginning of religion jews have been hated, even though they haven't really done anything. even before the holocaust they had a hard time, they were slaves in egypt for a long time. you know, it's kind of weird because a majority of people who are jewish that i know are the opposite of the stereotypical description of jews (blonde, blue eyes, not hook/big noses). that's why people need to stop making stereotypes (in general, really).

  • @magicapplesauce Tell that to what's left of Palestine.

  • @magicapplesauce but stereotypes are there for a reason, because a lot of it is true and relates to certain people.

    sure not ALL jews are money driven with big noses, but A LOT are.

    same goes with stereotypes of white people, blacks, asian etc.

    Its there for a reason, we all have flaws.

  • @CarlTrooper You should probably clarify what you mean by "a lot." Logically speaking, "a lot" means anything other than 0. For instance, if I have 100 friends and 1 of them dies of cancer I'll be mortified. A friend dying is a terrible thing. Do you see where I am going with this? Context matters. Language is subjective.

    Thus, by the statement "A LOT OF jews possess charcteristics x" you are simply saying "SOME jews possess characteristics x," which isn't much of a claim at all. Who in his

  • @CarlTrooper right mind would deny that?

    Further, you make the observation that stereotypes are, in fact, based in reality. Your claim seems to be that stereotypical characteristics are not distortions or exaggerations of a group's members' characteristics but rather an overgeneralization of a significant portion of the group. However, it is not at all clear that we should favor the latter understanding as opposed to the former, i.e. as opposed to the distortion theory. Nor is

  • @CarlTrooper it clear that society is not responsible for fabricating such truths.

    Lastly, suppose jews on average have what you call "big noses," (and I'm assuming here you compare them only to citizens of the West, seeing as semetic features are shared by other semitic groups)...how can we possibly call that a flaw? Or do you have some sort of divine understanding of what a person ought to look like?

  • @efeinste0 No requirement on what people should look like, but bigger noses then most people.

    Doesn't affect me

  • @magicapplesauce they look white because they have been mixing with whites for centuries you fucktard. Other than that, original jews are NOT white looking. they look more lke Osama. xD

  • @AnitaCheesecake osama IS caucasian. "White" is a very broad term, Osama could be considered white to some people.

  • She's right that did relieve my stress. Now I just need to try that exercise technique

  • killuminati.isgreat.org /zion,html

    you're welcome

  • :43 lol, It's a Jew.

  • Wow, right out the gate there Gill, lol.

  • LOL

  • I so hope noone takes this seriously...please dont do another America News Justin Beiber is a 51 year old Pedo again.

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  • this is horrible hahahahaha

  • So true.

  • lol!!

  • Christine Eckard is certainly a german name. And guess what, that gives you an idea how antisemitism is promoted in todays Germany. Spreading a little hatred here, unsulting someone there...

    See my films 2 films Concealed Messages: The Allies. Also have a look at channel 18BND88

  • @wwwtotalitaerde keep your zionist bullshit to yourself, everyone is tired of hearing this bullshit. you guys play the antisemitism card anytime your feelings are hurt or you disagree with someone.

  • @grasd2 Im not playing the antisemitism card.Todays Germany is not racist.Everybody may end on the black list to be tortured or assassinated by a German secret service.Someone out of the system wants your house,or your daughter for his boy.See for example chapter Finanzen-->Arisierung on my homepage.This is about an Auschwitz survivor who made some money after the war.Millions of Euros had been given by his wife to a leading German judge as "present".This only surfaced because they didnt pay tax

  • @mimikawaii7386

    no hahah. they are just VERY clever satire.

  • Hitler had that bad money releted stress?

  • @Shipoopidood yes because jews put world wide boycott over germany in 1933.

  • Better try to imagine a lot of jews and you handle a machine gun with lot of ammo...

  • Wow. Another way to lose the stress is to end the Fed.

  • Lmao, is this a real show? XD Cause the racism is flowing in the air xD

  • Racism is not funny guys

  • @fusskonig Yes it is.

  • @fusskonig but is very healthy

  • LMAO LMAO LMAO! hook nose rat face jews. ;)

  • What nasty Swine race of people could she be talking about??? lol ((~:

  • @lotsofbiggunsagain Hopefully you're joking and aren't a racist idiot.

  • @lotsofbiggunsagain Them damn niggers.

  • @FalseProphet501

    this isnt about niggers... but its still funny

  • @hardstyle19970 i was joking =P

  • This is...fucking...hilarious. 

  • As a Jew, I look forward to grabbling the sh*t out of all your money, and with it purchasing the best f***ing rhinoplasty it can buy.

    JK =D

  • LOL, I just got the joke!

  • Interest rates are a market discovery. Without interest rates you remove all motive for capital investment. Without investment you basically destroy the evolution of civilization.

    They are economic ignoramuses.

    Not all Zionists are Jewish, and not all Jews are Zionist.

    Theodor Herzl, founder of modern Zionism, wrote in his dairy page 19 “Anti-Semites will become our surest friends, anti-Semitic countries our allies.”

    Judaism is a religious movement. Zionism is a criminal political movement.

  • @ujisx Lols and Jews dont stick together and collude...yeah right ! There is a reason they have been the scapegoats throughout history. They have a reputation as merchants ( ventures with no intrinsic value ) and the exclusive nature of their doctrine precludes them from integrating. Not to mention Gods chosen people...lols.

    FUCK ALL RELIGION. :)

  • @trulynot Google "Jews Against Zionism".

    Not all Zionist are Jewish, & not all Jews are Zionists, & not all Zionist are a part of this criminal cabal but have merely been suckered into the political movement for the time being.

    It's closer to the truth to refer to them as 'Rothschild Zionist'.

    They control the world more than any other faction because they're not stupid. They use Jews & religion to prevent examination of their criminality.

    Its like blaming all Americans for Bush's crimes.

  • @ujisx google "responsibility and ethics"

    ...All Americans have to take some responsibility for letting a man with a compromised IQ run for any sort of political residency in the first place.

  • @trulynot Bush's punishment is not equal to somebody out in Iowa who was stupid enough to get suckered into voting for him & at what age are they suppose to have debunk themselves from being a fool on that subject matter & does that age vary by income?

    Utopia is not an option.

    My ONLY reform to the federal government would be to abolish it. So at what age do you expect somebody to come to that conclusion without taking some sort of responsibility for not knowing to do that?

  • @ujisx NFI what you're talking about but you sure dont have a plan. My plan simply involves introducing mandatory psychometric testing for all political candidates. Both IQ and EmQ testing.

  • @trulynot Well that very same basic idea I discovered in my brain for about a day 15 years ago. The problem is the next government program will never work the way its sponsors promise.

    You need to explain to yourself in your head at what age somebody is suppose to figure out that abolishing something is a plan, because that is a major problem.

  • @ujisx You need to stop making assertions and maybe get off the weed too. :)

    Highly intelligent people do the right thing because its the most intelligent thing to do. Being cunning is worlds apart from being highly intelligent.

  • @trulynot Weed. What does weed have to do with this anyway?

    My ONLY reform to the federal government would be to abolish it. How is that deceptive and unintelligent?

    Whatever it is, it appears to have nothing to do with responsibility now for you anyway.

  • @ujisx Are you or are you not a pot smoking conspiracy nut ?

  • @trulynot It has been duly noted that you avoid the issue at hand, demonstrating your lack of ability to deal with it.

    I don't talk about B because you do not respond to A let alone even connect the two things together.

  • @ujisx

    You want to abolish the federal gov. Yes. I saw that. Now what ? You keep blathering on about age also - as if there is some arbitrary age where all people gain wisdom...yep, I saw that too.

    Yep. You are deffo a pot smoking conspiracy nut. ;)

  • @ujisx

    "Without interest rates you remove all motive for capital investment"

    **

    The motive for capital investment is principle appreciation. Most people don't receive interest on their investments. Some companies offer dividends, but most do not and yet people still invest in them.

    Interest rates actually stunt investment by offering a way to profit from saving as opposed to investing.

    this is why the Federal Reserve is currently lending at 0% - to promote investment.

  • @TheEditorialist Interest rate, principle appreciation, & return on investment are different words for the same phenomena of price.

    The person paying the interest believes they can get a higher rate of return on the principle then the person receiving the interest otherwise there is no reason for the exchange.

    I guess for you, if interest stunts investment then plunder (negative interest) must increase investment?

    Savings is an investment in the future. It’s 0% because the state wants power.

  • @ujisx

    "I guess for you, if interest stunts investment then plunder (negative interest) must increase investment?"

    **

    Well, some might call it investment. But in fact it's purely speculative.

    When the Fed maintains a zirp policy while inflation rages, as is the case today, people are forced into these speculative positions.

    This is why going long commodities, particularly metals, is currently such an attractive position.

    FWIW, I think the Fed's actions are reckless and violate their charter.

  • @ujisx

    "Savings is an investment in the future. It’s 0% because the state wants power"

    *****

    I see savings less as an investment in the future than as a way to avoid risk. But if interest rates are zero bound and the dollar is falling precipitously, which is currently the case, then people must engage in speculation just to stay even.

    It's immoral to force people into the markets this way. But the Federal Reserve is neither moral nor ethical.

    They violate their stated mandate with impunity.

  • @TheEditorialist Yes the difference between speculating & investment are degrees of uncertainty. If there is no future then you have no reason to speculate, nor invest in it. Keynesianism offers you no choice other than to increasingly speculate about your future & how force will be used.

    It would not matter who endorsed it or who pressed the button on the print press that counterfeited legal tender at will, the results are the same.

    The FED is a part of state Regulatory-Industrial Complex.

  • "... pile of ashes..." LOL!!

  • hahaha the grabbler only offers jobs to his one kind

  • lol, 299 grabblers dislike this vid....

  • "Slowly disintegrating like a pile of ashes..."

  • "Blabblers create stress by speaking in a guttural nonsense language created to confuse you."

    lol. Yiddish.

  • "Later one we'll show you ways to stretch out your vagina without having a baby."

  • Fox news hasnt changed much

  • All stereotypes have some truth to them. Its wrong to meet a Jew at work and think 'hes gonna be just like the rest of them'. Thats prejudice. But I find nothing wrong with saying Jews (as a whole) have characteristics such as hoarding money.Not all of them do, but if you got 100 jew millionaires and 100 white western millionnaires I think you'd see a marked difference in how and where their money is spent.

  • @Pentdad i think stereotypes work because of something obvious, but still generalizing is still just idiotic no matter what argument you make. jews are always filthy rich because they help each other all the time, not just because some magical trick of getting money out of their asses. if all the black community or mexican communities would do that then everybody would be filthy rich, but guess what? nobody does that because we are all douchebags too envious to help each other

  • this is what hitler thought

  • EPIC HILARITY...and TRUTH !!

  • It took me about a minute to figure out what she was really talking about.  Is that good or bad?

  • @DrThunder88

    It's very good that it took time to figure it out.

  • thats what the Germans did 

  • "How to protect your home from outside opinions."

    This episode is hilarious.