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  • Kutner the real story

  • 0:15 yay big bob <3 I wanna cockmeat sandwich, extra mayo plz :D

  • LoL are you SHITTIN ME?? The Indian guy Kal Penn serves as Obamas White House Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Engagement. I cant believe it, have you seen the movies this guy has been in.

    Someone like him can work in the whitehouse? America really is the land of opportunities.

  • What the nigger was that?

  • THE BEST MOVIE I EVER SAW

    i couldnt stop lughingg!!

  • Oh fuck, G bay?

  • its cockmeat sandwich dumbass

  • lol cockmeat sandwich :D

  • Cock bait sandwich lol never i all my years of movie watching this is funny as shit watch the full movie

  • Cockmeat* sandwich :)

  • 6456155

  • FUCK YOU! DONUTS ARE AWESOME! - Theyr Delicious.

  • Liked the KKK scene, Mexicans!!

  • I love the part where kumar is like: Shes probably having 2 dicks in her mouth. Maria maria maria, (pretending to suck dick)=P

  • is he gonna leave harold and kumar too??????????? so saddddd man

  • Does Kal Penn Going Tom Work For Obama Mean Therese not going to be a Harold And Kumar 3

  • Happy for him but I'll miss his character on House and was looking foward to the 3rd one

  • there will no thrid one unfortunatly Khuma is now an advisor the obama

  • lmao i just love this movie

  • and thats why youre account has been suspended  xD

  • prisoner="i hate americans..americans watching tv, eating donuts"

    kumar="fuck u donuts r awesome"

    harold="They r DELICIOUS!!"

  • did 0:11 even happen in the movie?

  • deleted scene

  • actually it happened

  • its funny how they are indifferent to some ppl and chillin with others

  • "Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! Yous the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!"

  • cockmeat sandwich. hahaha

  • "Hey buddy, I don't know what you're saying but fuck you."

    "fuck me?..... FUCK ME?!?!"

  • What a great comedy. The DVD gives you two version: rated and unrated. Definitely stick to unrated if watching with the rest of the Frat House. Otherwise, if you use and your 18 year old son or daughter you may be fast forwarding through scenes.

    I would usually write there are a ton of Tivo moments. In this case use You Tube. Some scenes are a great way to wind down you long work week.

    John Harre - Check me and my movie picks out at my website: Last Added.

  • the other spot is better...

  • so you mean like you?

  • cock meat sandwich for Chris crocker lol

  • aint nothing gay bout geetin your dick sucked

  • BEST COMEDY EVER xD !! first and the second part !!!!

  • watch?v=oXsdH_oA5Fo

    watch this video of harold n kumar funny scene lol

  • i went to see this movie when it came out-didnt stay past the credits though and didnt know neil lived till now

  • yeh i saw it on an illegal online video site and i noticed neil lived

  • lol great movie my favvvv

  • the movie had some funny bits in it but it could have been better, and they were only in Guantanamo Bay for about 5 minutes of the film!

  • Cockpitsandwhich

  • CockMeetSandwich

  • Are you boys ready for your cockmeatsandwhich?!

  • Doogie and the unicorn at the road block lmao,,stuff the shrooms down man lol

  • awesome film

  • all the guards at guantanmo are gay?  FUCK NO, YOUR GAY FOR SUCKIN MY DICK. IN FACT, IT CREEPS ME OUT JUST BEIN AROUND YOU TO FAGS. now get on ya knees AND OPEN YA MOUTHS!!!!

  • lol teh cock meat sandwich

  • fuck you donuts are awesome!!!! lol!

  • lol i cant believe they passed this movie into theatres! haha a LOT of shit gone wrong in this movie! awesome!

  • cock meat samdwich... lol I still can't believe they killed Niel. That cock meat sandwich scene was hilarious!

  • i heard that after the credits Neil comes back, but i didnt feel like staying after them :/

  • Oh man I didn't stay for the end. I never thought this movie would have anything after the credits. Thanks for the info though.

  • I would jus liek to say, AT THE VERY END Niel gets up and spits out blood. it is FUCKN aweosme lol

    i kid u not

  • They didn't kill Neill, if you stayed through the ending credits, he woke up and cursed his injuries

  • They have a lot of vag, cock, and cock meat sandwich. Dunno how they got away with putting that much vag in the movie >.>

  • oh, so thats why people like it i see

  • i never seen the movie, so why is it rated R??

  • Dude Big Bob's dick smells like shit!

  • hahaha........... did you eat that cock meat sandwich??? alabama kush THE BEST

  • Cock meat sandwich L O L

  • Time for you Cock Meat Sandwich

  • Cockboy

    lol

    i loved harold and kumar white castle

  • check out john cho's band if you're a fan Viva La Union

  • Hey does this movie will be showed here in the Philippines?

  • I just saw this movie. It was AWESOME!

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Suck cock meat sandish at G-bay!

  • Cock Sandwich, LOL.

  • omg this movie was funny i was deading laughing through the whole thing. im serious bout that koolaid

  • i liked the movie. but my bro thought that the movie could have been better. actually he kind of hated the movie a lot because of there wasn't much of the dubya clone. seriously.

  • Funny movie cock meat sandwich part is funny.

    You guys are fukin fag your the ones sucking dicks.

  • I always thought the sequel to a movie always sucked, I was proved wrong with this movie -- awesome shit.

  • does anyone know where a real torrent to download this is?

  • GO TO THE Theatre. I did.

  • where can i download this from

  • yo man thats racist.....ask him if he got any coll-aid...lol i craked up at that part in the movie

  • 'i was serious about that koolaid'

    haha

    it was great.

  • i was dying at that part of the movie man man "hey i was serious about that koolaid" lmao XD

  • I liked this movie but I thought the first one was much better. Anybody agree?

  • 00:19 "Bottomless Party" but here it's not.

  • what the nigger?!

  • Every time i see a bag of hershey kisses... My balls get wet!

  • Better than the first, in fact so good went and saw it twice.

  • "Look what we've got our selves here fellas! MEXICANS!!" LOL.

  • COCK-MEAT SANDWHICH.

  • YO MY JORDANS!!!

  • whats the song?

  • R for RETARTED

  • just to tell this mom has a lot of tits and pussy and weed it is fing asnmore

  • I can't wait to watch this.

  • Anybody who thinks this isn't funny is a communist

  • Better than the first one?

  • so i see you couldn't come up w/ shit unless u saw my profile lol, well i know this isn't a contest, im just bored as shit, only reason im even replying to you

  • oooo so original, a comment about my mom, you obviously have a shitty sense of humor if...

    1.you think this movie is garbagage

    2.if you thought that shitty excuse of a comback in your last comment was funny (because i know when you typed it, you probably thought it was like the funniest shit ever)

    you obviously have a shitty sense of humor so stop getting all bitchy at me because you can't see that, ok

  • haha i watched it last night...a sick movie

  • Movies that parody culture with no understanding of it are a waste of time and money

  • lol loved the movie sucks they killed NPH, unicorn was funny though lol need to take those shrooms

    This is some good shit wats in it

    Alabama Kush mixed with coke lmao.

    FUCK U DAD

  • u should've stayed after the credits, there's a hilarious scene

  • Yeah I know I saw it was funny as hell.

  • My wife and I just saw it this eve at the Madison St theater--was hilarious. It even made Bush a likable guy....

  • "cocksandwich".. isn't that what it called??

  • Cock meat sandwich?

  • i bet theres like a hundred kids that sneak into the movies they dont know who u r

  • wat happens in the end

  • i would say go shove some dildos up your ass, but it seems theres already an extremely large stick up there...so instead go pull that stick out of your ass and pick up a good sense of humor while your at it

  • it was gay... this movie was sold out every single screening where i lived so i watched forbidden kingdom instead

  • For people wanting to see this movie...

    make sure you stay until after the credits

    roll...there is a surprise at the end

    regarding Neil Patrick Harris.

    I won't give it away here.

    I sat for almost 2 hours watching it and during the credits...everyone left. The

    people in the audience couldn't wait another 1 minute after sitting for 2 hours. Be patient...there is always a surprise after the credits finish rolling in comedy movies...sometimes anyways. You pay 10 bucks...you should be patient.

  • Yeah I ended up watching the ending first because I showed up at the end of the movie, so I could watch the next show :) I didn't get the ending first, since I watched it first, but I got it afterwards :)

  • plz tell me wat happened dude. i didnt wait. i saw the rest of the movie today but left after the credits. plz tell me man.

  • lmao thers nothing at the end. good job though trying to trick people into staying

  • cockmeat sandwich

  • the bottomless party was a trip...with this movie you don't have to smoke, you just have to be half alive to laugh. good flick. check it out even if you didn't see the first H&K movie.

  • dude i never laughed so hard. but then again we took like 12 rips from the bubbler right before we went in the theater. dudes: blaze up in the theaters bathroom and literally flush each hit down the toilet when you exhale. then go in and watch roldy and kumar puff Alabama Kush with Bush. I'd fuckin blaze with the president. i bet he's fun when he smokes a marley bone.

  • omg i saw this and it was FUCKING FUNNY way better than any other comedy movies its a must but i recomend to not go with ur parents xD

  • this movie was hilarious i couldnt stop laughing

  • I saw the movie and there are tons of nude chicks in it!!!Also hilarious!!!Must watch!!

  • like you?

  • i'm ssooooo excited for this movie!

  • i feel so sorry for that baby momma ccrap ass movie coming out same day, holy crap i feel soooo sorry for them

    this movie is sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!harold and kumar not baby momma pice of shit

  • best movie ever! funny as hell!

  • This movie is the funniest movie i have honestly ever seen.

  • This movie is hilarious!

  • Dude, this is an awesome movie. Funniest ever!

  • *kick in nutts* *fart*

    ROFL

  • I saw this movie today and I LOVED IT!!! Funnest movie this year so far. AWESOME

  • ha ha ha....this is best comedy in whole universe.....ha ha ha..... one more fart please....ha ha ha.....

  • exactly.

  • This movie is the funniest movie i have honestly ever seen.

    Cock meat sandwich!

    You know what i think of the bill of rights?

  • this is the funniest movie of all time. no argues

  • woohoo i'm so pumped! and yay chris meloni! :D...no i didn't steal eyeieyeu's comment...it was me...but i was under someone else's name on accident...not that ay of you care...yay harold and kumar!

  • cant wait to see this movie

  • best movie and the funniest one out so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • woohoo i'm so pumped! and yay chris meloni! :D

  • it was hilarious

  • this movie rocked

  • i have grape juice when i go to white castles

  • best movie ever rofls

  • why would you ever sneek in to see rambo?

  • it was good

    go NPH

  • i saw it a couple of hours ago.... it was awesome

  • I want to see this movie

  • What song is that?

  • totally awesome!!! I also luv their pervious, but this time they even more brave....escape from Guantanamo Bay...XD...should recommander anyone to see it...

  • The jokes where very far apart but when they came they were gut-bursting... I likes it overall

  • WTF at :09?

  • just got back from the movie. it was freakin hilarious!

  • AMAZING MOVIE!

  • This movie is FUCKING hilarious. Highly recommend this.

  • just got back...so fucking funny

  • OMG I can't wait to see this movie! I luv this movie itz best. Especially kool cuz my friend is Chinese and I'm Indian!!! altho I'm going to be wtaching it with him and my other filipino friend.

  • he's korean though...

  • This movie is gonna be awesome. I know im going to buy the dvd too after watching this movie because its gonna be another one of my favorites for sure.

  • The first one completely set itself up for a sequel. How could you not see this coming?

  • id love to watch this movie when it comes out :)

  • I meant to say movie in my post below.

  • George bush is a fag and deserves to be killed

  • That's nice. Say that in front of me you Canadian coward.

  • You serious George bush is a clown, some one that nearly dies eating a pretzle deserves to have the piss ripped outa them. and oh ye this film is guna be sick just like the first

  • can't wait

  • Its fuken sick.

    Saw it yesterday at the premier in NYC.

  • cool !!!

  • HEY ITS the 25th OF APRIL BUT ITS NOT IN THEATERS IN OREGON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!­ IM SO SAD! if anyone in knows where 2 see it in oregon can u let me know PLEASE!!

  • i wanna see this os badly!but its rated R Y_Y

  • This movie is so cool and funny! XD

  • yeah, whatever!

  • rofl this movie is hilarious go see it!

  • saw it already

    it's hilarious !!!!!

  • LUCKY!!!!!!!!