How I keep my sanity : Twilight Rifftrax

[addicted2mako]

So the old MST3K crew is riffing on mainstream films now? Sweet!

[cutelostsoul20]

Everthing you need, tour guy, lunch date, a shoulder to cry on...tentacle hentai.

[dexdex1560]

The benny hill music had me laughing for a good five minutes!

[MsYasminRose]

ROFL!! LMFAO?!?!!?!?! "Sshhhrrruuurrggghh-Oh I mean hi Bella!" I fucking laughed so hard at this part: 2:05 xD

[harry426]

1:05 This has got to be one of the best and most subtle sexual innuendo I've seen in a movie in a long time. However, I'm pretty sure it wasn't voluntary.

[monsetrbou]

Hey guys look SNOWFLAKES!

[snotsbuttwax]

Sit down, have some plaid!

[Salocinist]

4:21 killed me

[PrayerWarrior4Him]

LOL! The lullaby is hilarious!!

[Zopilote]

Not funny.

[gaelwynmackwyn]

Ah, I see Edward is a Cannibal Corpse fan.

[nikiss8]

lol, cannot believe you did not say at that first scene "I never have given much thought on how i would die." "WE DID!"

[MST3KLives]

Aha! I'm gay.

LOL

[leeza2007]

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "kibbles and bits..kibbles and bits!"

[peglegmegg16]

-trembly voice- "p-please stop calling me girl." lol

[33rosyposy]

*Edward appears in her room* "What was our math homework?" Lmao, I would totally do that if I was a vamp.

[drillsargentadog]

When I heard that not only were the MST3K guys back BUT they did Twilight AND it was AWESOME, I couldn't help but think: Here's proof there's a God and he's f**king hilarious!

[LeafDaughterofAuron]

This is THE only way that I'll be able to stand any of the Twilight movies.

[PorSiempre333]

3:49 Holy shit, is that Jared Padellaci (sp?)

[cosmosnickers]

Anything you need - tentacle hentai!? lmfao!!

[Cassavius]

2:02

What the hell is that????

[kastan06]

Haha we are having generic teenage fun! Riff Trax is spot on!

[sinner695]

i love the song at the end!! LMFAO!!!!

[TheInstantClassic1]

Edward: "I can make you!"

Rifftrax: "When 7 year olds flirt"

XDXDXDXD These guys are the absolute best. Seriously, who the hell talks like that?

[peglegmegg16]

KIBBLES AND BITS......KIBBLES AND BITS......

[Lightscribe225]

One part you should have added was when Mike says "THIS IS forks high school. Home of the SPARTANS!"

[PyrozPlayground]

Haha, I'm gay! Too funny! lol

Kibbles and bits... kibbles and bits...

hahaha

[purpleshamrock17]

"but not the bomb diggity!"

1:03-1:13

"I ride to school in this unconventional fashion because of my crippling hemorroids" haha i love how Kevin says that

"Head, google now!"

nice compilation, short and hilarious

[XxPnuemaxX]

Nobody seems to like "You can tell theyre vampires because they jump like that"

[SithLordRagnos]

The giant head looks awfully like Nuttymadam...

[Adamgontierfan19]

The perfect trifecta of jokes:

Sit down have some plaid

Aha I'm gay

(wolves for some reason run in slow motion)

Mike: Kibbles and bits kibbles and bits

that joke had me dying

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

"Head.Google.Now!"

[tonipapp]

"What was our math homework?"WIN

[jagovRUS]

I want to chomp into your throat

And watch you bleed out on the floor

Then I'll bathe myself in your life essence as you die

Tear your heart out of your chest

And crack the bones and suck the marrow out

Slice into your brain for sandwiches

And maybe have an omelet made of you...

[wes8424]

LoL love your title, my thoughts too sometimes

[Rayefrenzylol]

It's time to make the doughnuts, DEAR GOD IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE DOUGHNUTS!

[BelovedCaptain]

Omigosh, I love this so much! Thanks for posting it..

Seriously, I'd love to download this, but that would mean I'd have to rent the movie or something.. *Shiver* So I'm content to just watch your vid and others related to it. :)

[JamesOhGoodie]

I swear, these two have so little chemistry that the HEAD IN THE CORNER is more interesting than they are!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

What's our Math homework?

Aha! I'm gay! XD Ain't that the truthXD

[nagaking07]

Ladies and gentlemen, the only way Twilight is endurable!!

[FreakyCheeseMan]

@nagaking07 I dunno... the Rifftrax people are geniuses, but they're only human... does it really count as endurable if I can only stand to watch it five-minute blocks?

[nagaking07]

@FreakyCheeseMan Without out it, I could only watch it with two seconds every three days.

[thowdy]

is there another way?

[PlankofWood1]

"Hello"

"Please leave."

[gingerpotter103]

lol! This is GREAT!!!

[dogsanddance13]

can you just watch it w/out downloading it?

[clarissa440]

haha thats so true when he talks for bella and says

it makes me stammer and have weird facial ticks!!!

lmao

[1Princass]

lol this is funny as hell lol

[VerikProductions2]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS!!! I absolutely adore MT3K, so I was absolutely giddy to see this ^^.

[RatherBeRiding375]

OH...MY....GOD.

I haven't laughed this long in a while. 2:06 and 4:35 made ma almost die laughing.

[JadedOtaku]

Holy crap, this is the coolest thing ever. TTwTT

[FilmDigest]

LMAO...I just love this

[lotrfrk16]

@FilmDigest I watch this whenever I'm stressed or really need a laugh. And its also addicting, lol.

[NumOneJoeJonasLuver]

@lotrfrk16 So do I!!!! They just calm me down and make me laugh whenever I need it! :D They rock!!!

[purpleshamrock17]

@lotrfrk16 Rifftrax is kind of an obessession for me. I love it, it never gets old.

[throbbin87]

@FilmDigest....Whats in Jacksonville? Oppresive humidityand mediocre football! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ETJNM]

YES!! Finally a fellow Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fiend! I dieeeed laughing when they did a Twilight Riff! I think the Armadilo, "Whats for the Math Homework" "Line" and "HARPO" were my faves! Hahaha have you watched any of their other Riffs?

[lotrfrk16]

@ETJNM Yeah, I saw the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone one. I liked Twilight better, but I want to see Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban.

My God! The armadillos BACK! Thats what killed the security guard...

[LanceHertford]

@ETJNM And I'm yet another fellow Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fiend. Nice to meet you.

[Iamafishproductions]

I present to you, 'Twilight in one post.'

Bella: You're a vampire.

Me: No. No, he's not.

(much tedium later)

Me: Where the hell is Van Helsing?

Stephanie Meyer: I am a freaking genius.

Repeat for five more times than you can comfortably comprehend.

[ByrdBryans]

Every time I see Dr. Cullen I expect him to salute Hitler.

Seriously, Bleached skin with blond hair and blue eyes, he looks like a Nazi. Did they make a mention of that in the rifftrax or is it just me?

[lotrfrk16]

@ByrdBryans They mention paleness, and Hitler, but not together. Yeah, definitely looks like a child of the master race.

[Erdbeereis1988]

@ByrdBryans  clearly you have no idea what you're talking about.

[ars731]

@ByrdBryans The Future is ours, Bella

[MrVictorClark]

"You don't know a damn thing about planaria, do you? DO YOU?!?"

[lotrfrk16]

@MrVictorClark Lol I've been saying that allll day.

[SmartieSkittle]

I love the one where they're like "LINE. LINE? LINEEEEEEE..... Line."

I laughed SO HARD.

"But NOT the bomb diggity!"

[lotrfrk16]

@SmartieSkittle "Feel like saying a line yet?" "Not really... if I do, I'll let you know."

[laimuliux]

so funny

[MsOMyGosh]

lol 'hello' 'please leave'

I was eating and i was laughing SO hard , NOT a good combination xD

[lotrfrk16]

@MsOMyGosh Lol yeah, not good idea to eat while watching this.