Maz Jobrani ( Iran calls America)

[koorosh124]

This video just sums up Iran's foreign policy

[yoyoma1428]

isn't Iran a persian country?

[Alex1979AAA]

Very True



[bitasalek]

very true 

[TheAlbs98]

0:53 epic laugh

[mnmcutie]

bring it on Beetch, Ve kick yur Ass. LMFAO!! <3

[09Jessica09]

hello America, fuckk you. wahahahahahahahaha

[nobody196]

Maz Jobrani... srsly.. U ROCKKK!!!

DAMET GARM... KHEILIII MAHIII!! PERSIAN/IRANIAN AND PROUD!

[awesomejoe1333]

Awesome

[afraasiab]

Well said: Hello America? FUCK you !!!!!!

[117eric]

i talk shit to america....and im not high o.0

[nadine89er]

hehe

gimme the phone gimme the phone gimme the phone gimme the phone gimme the phone

[DarkReapersGrim]

Iranian government is brave and courageous. American government is a terrorist.

[shaheen1990]

@DarkReapersGrim Okay.



[THEGAMINGRULER]

lol i know he is joking but there has to be a valid reason we are not afraid of america we do have a military in iran (not neuclear i know you would say that) we are not afraid of america if they let us use nuclear energy we have to problem with them i hate when iranian say "FUCK AMRICA" cuz that is is ignorent but how can i stop them

[MutantKnight]

70 people got bombed

[2chrizz]

HAHAH!

[nima32123]

He mumbles a little something after the end scene, when he says: Did I drunk dialed Bush again last night ... Can anyone understand what he says?

[mambosdapenguin]

this is gold

[jsass2000]

im persian

[mannyseven1]

hey amerika. fach u!

[ocopolita2]

i bet all the khameneyi and fellows are laughfing there asssssssssssssssssss off thissss =))))))))))))))))

[farshiddm]

Fuuuccckkkk Youuuuuuuuu

Vatan Foroushhhhhhh Khaen

[ameetis1]

@Singinal45 I never meant it was. Sorry for the confusion. Iran is a pluralistic society.Persians are the largest ethnic group in Iran, though many are actually of mixed ancestry. The population of the country has important Turkic elements (e.g., Azeris) and Arabs predominate in the southwest. In addition, Iran’s population includes Kurds, Balochi, Bakhtyari, Lurs, and other smaller minorities, such as Armenians, Assyrians, and Jews. We all

are ONE in essence and in defending our holy country

[jmikejapan]

@ameetis1 respect to you my friend!

[ismeti777]

That girl is beautiful @ 1:01

[TheHasan15]

Hello America? Fuck you bring it on bitch we kick your ass lmao!

[TheCardtrick101]

U CANT WATCH HIS VIDEOS AND NOT! SMILE! ITS IMPOSSIBLE :)

[chazzah1337]

Fuck america!!!!! IRAN !!! IRAN !!! IRAN !!!

[Piriathy]

@chazzah1337 Fuck YOU

[moelovealgeria]

@elcondepatula, the middle east is the wealthiest region in the world. The tiny nation of the UAE controls 30% of the U.S economy.

[psmx7]

I don't why this guy IS SO FUNNY, it's like he was born to make people laugh, his a good comedian, he has it in him, but Please get ride of that guy Ahmad Ahmad, he suck's, even if the tried he woudn't make people laugh.

[Samoutuomas]

To sum up all of the comments below - no further reading necessary:

"HERP DERP"

[shahlaturkzadeh]

Fuck this guy and fuck America--His not that funny

[elcondepatula]

Hey America-Haters, FUCK YOU!! - From somebody who lives better and in a better place (USA) than you, regardless of where you're from.

[libyanballa]

"Hey America, FUCK YOU" - From Canada

[110behnam]

Hello America ... FUCK YOU Bring it on Bitch Hey guys do we have a military Oh We Dont America Just KIDDING

[xhemi00]

hey arab people !!!!

kiss america`s ASS !!!

long live america!!!

[Hermit574]

@xhemi00 long live? you guys are in trillions of dollars of debt and your inflation is becoming unmanagable AND you guys are pissing off EVERYBODY else in the process...

America will fall..

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 dude, America at it's worst still lives better than most countries at their best, (if any of them can qualify as ever being 'best')

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula oh believe me... america is NOT at their worst... their economy is barely at their expected low....  you guys are FUCKED

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 well, i guess we will have to see who is better off, america or the countries with towels on their heads that still stone to death women for showing their ankles,

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 and if we are "pissing everybody off" then they are welcomed to try some shit, ask the hiroshima and nagasaki how america is doing..ask vietnam who still lives better and enjoys a better lifestyle after america pulled out =) ask everyone else how America is doing compared to them or their past enemies =) the ones that had some sort of balls to do something against America did it like idiot cowards as suicide bombers not face to face =) good luck pissed off countries =)

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula you clearly have a misconception that the usa has the balls to stand up to china or russia

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 hey, between the USA, china and russia, its the same policy, "dont start no shit and there wont be no shit"....

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula that was clearly not my point.. and THATS NOT TRUE AT ALL

USA HAS BEEN FUCKING WITH PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR YEARS



[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 well fuck you and your point, if you have something against America then join the taliban or bitch and moan about it on youtube, regardless of what you do, America will always be the same...and your country will still suck, that is why you hate America..

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula what you dont realize is i was born in America and i moved out because of all of its high population of retards.. America will not always be the same, at the rate they are moving they will crash by 2013

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 good luck with that prediction, see you back here in 2013? hahaha

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula lol so clueless... i suppose i will.. ill come back to this page to rub in your face that your poor

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 its a date..hahaha

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 i will rub in your face now and always how you live in a shittier place and that America will live better always than any country in the middle east, not covered in sheets, hotter women, better sports, more money, better weapons and technology, hahaha, and i just got promoted, and have my own little business on the side, so good for me, and LONG LIVE THE USA!! .....want some unicef rice?

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula i live in canada buddy

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 i am not your buddy, guy

[Hermit574]

@elcondepatula im not your guy, freind

[elcondepatula]

@Hermit574 im not your friend, buddy

[ameetis1]

@elcondepatula why do you think people don't live well in the Middle East? There are soooooo many rich people in Iran and many other Arab countries. The rich people in Iran and Arab countries enjoy the quality of life that people of the U.S. can only have in their wildest dreams!!

[elcondepatula]

@ameetis1 then lets do a poll, "who is more likely to blow themselves up over some bullshit religion or stone women to death after oppressing them all their lives for showing their ankles?"

(A) America

(B) Middle East {any country there}

and after you answer, then ask yourself, why would they do all that stupid crap if they live as rich as you say...

[TheRGpro]

@ameetis1 yeah and the other citiziens live in poverty, lol :)

[benjamin5rr]

@ameetis1 "Other Arab countries"? Iran is not an arab country.

[786Ykhan]

Hey America Fuck You -- From Pakistan

[partyspecialists]

@786Ykhan don't worry about america worry about how you smell take a bath and tell your women to shave that hairy pussy

[peterdoubleyouz]

@786Ykhan Keep typing before a U.S. drone takes out half of your city.

[AshNZ1]

greatest stand up show ever the axis of evil. absolutely hilarious start to finish.

[69cooba]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!! YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE MY VIDEO ASWELL!!! SECRET EXPOSED WHY AMERICA IRAN GOING TO WAR!

[Jeliah78]

America just kidding! We are Persian, Meow! ROFLZ

[xhemi00]

All Arabs of the world i will saw somethig to you:

- Eat the whole SHIT of americans people...

God blast America and Albania ♥ ♥ ♥ ...

hahahahhahaha

[gorgealaki]

@xhemi00 wow, albania must have a great culture and historical heritage with people like you in it. By the way, how did albania get into all of this?

[TheKourosh1990]

@xhemi00

OMG

work on your English, it sounds so retarded

[Alibeast96]

why is the guy at 0:53 laughing like that he looks scary

[juiced012]

Wow sounds like some people are real jealous of Americans. Just admit it and move on with your crybaby life.

[gorgealaki]

@juiced012 Wow turns out some people are so ignorant they don't even watch the whole clip before nagging like a bitch

[juiced012]

@gorgealaki I apologize, I swear I never wrote this ,sorry. One of my parents or my brother might of posted it not knowing it would show up on my account.

[gorgealaki]

@juiced012 Oh, I'm sorry then

[juiced012]

@gorgealaki It's fine, not your fault!

[juiced012]

Wow sounds like some people are real jealous of Americans. Just admit it and move on with your life.

[imovielad]

Very funny but are these comments actually real?

Let me suggest something, parents please amend your parental controls, your children are watching stand up comedy that is far beyond they're comprehension, yes your 12 year olds are leaving comments........ please make it stop!

[beatlerockful]

the way he said quiet<3

[mehrzadhei]

This is defenitly the best part of that show.

[mehrzadhei]

This is defenitly the best part of that show.

[vanillalovex]

ye the politicians are HIGHHHHHHHHH

[x11morgan11x]

peace and love, deuces!

[NeuwirthFan]

bring it on bitch! :D ahahaha :D

[TheKourosh1990]

@lebneneMafiaa

lol what a fucking asshole

Lebonane = is a terrorist arab country

i hope Israel going to nuke you all

[loveshakespeare]

@TheKourosh1990

spell it rite, moron looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooool

[TheKourosh1990]

@loveshakespeare

loool, who gives shit about that ha you idiot monkey ass

[loveshakespeare]

@TheKourosh1990

awwwwww, it hurt ur feelings that u cant spell, no?

poor baby!

[TheKourosh1990]

@loveshakespeare

hahah, no way , what hurts me in here , is you.

You can't even say the English Alphabet!!

poor is your mom not me.

[TheKourosh1990]

@loveshakespeare

like i said, your tiney fucking country is in sanction which means banned from worldwide to be recognized. So nobody gives a shit about a dead country, so buckle up little arab

[loveshakespeare]

@TheKourosh1990

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooool, u actually think u know where im from XD

ur epic!

[TheKourosh1990]

@loveshakespeare

look at your comments , the only thing you are capable of to say is " loooooool", you got nothing to say, so shut up and go back to mosque , its pray time.

LOL, well we must know you insects who are just trouble makers.

[loveshakespeare]

@TheKourosh1990

of course i'll crack up, ur hilllllllllarious.

Whatever dude, good luck being who u r, it must huuuuuurt.

[TheKourosh1990]

@loveshakespeare

haha please work on your English, its so dumb. Yes i'm , im happy to make you happy for a moment in your miserable life.

yes it hurt to have a chat with a its crass retarded arab who barely can understand a thing

[TheKourosh1990]

@lebneneMafiaa

listen you mud arab, we Iranians have always sent money to fuckign lobanone and gay hezbullah, and we always healing you in terms of aid, weapons, welfare and so on. BUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKER PEOPLE COME TO IRAN TO SLAUGHTER IRANINAS WHO WANTS FREEDOM FROM FUCKING ISLAM

SO FUCK OFF AND DON'T MAKE ME TO SHOVE UP YOUR FUCKING QURAN IN YOUR ARABIC ASS

MOTHERFUCKER

a good arab = a dead arab

[Endlessfan]

@TheKourosh1990 Iran is gay. Stupid persians don't know what the fuck they're doing. Iran think's the whole world revolves around it.

Now go wear gold jewelry and eat kebab like all you faggot iranians do.

[TheKourosh1990]

@Endlessfan

how gay Iran is while USA is carrying the world highest homosexual population in their messed up societies. Do really american know what the fuck they want from the world ? no because they are a jackass. No wonder USA stands for " United stink of assholes".

Now go wear heart logo underwear and eat your pathetic burger like all gay stupid fatass americans do

[sabaaheat96]

@Endlessfan dude stfu u have no idea wtf ure talkin about, no go eat ure greasy fuckin hamburgers and have a heart attack

[sabaaheat96]

@Endlessfan why dont u go eat some fuckin greased up hamburgers and have a heart attack like all u americans do

[sabaaheat96]

@Endlessfan btw, america is one of the countries with the most non-fit people. i bet ure one of them

[betterthantherest96]

@Endlessfan why is there even a need to be so offensive? this is comedy. if you dont like it then get lost. and by the way, the guy who invented kebab was turkish, not iranian.

[h1imcam3r0n]

@Endlessfan FUCK U STUPID HOE ASS HATER

[h1imcam3r0n]

@Endlessfan THE IRANIANS GOT MORE BANK THAN U STUPID BUM POOR PIECE OF SHIT

[arabsareanimals]

@Endlessfan if it wasn't for Persians, the rest of the world would be living in caves now you uneducated asshole.

[KoushOWNs]

andre agassi and maz jobrani rhyme and look alike!

[TheKourosh1990]

@lebneneMafiaa

you arabs like Iranians because we Iranians always have been so peaceful to you since begnning, but you arabas tortured , raped and slaughtered us in return.

Hands down,

[TheKourosh1990]

@lebneneMafiaa

we hate arabs for all the shit things you have done to us ,

[yassigole]

well after this he can forget about going to iran,thats for suir.

[Aloosh12]

i dont get those liberal iranians making fun of their government... u guys have like the best military and look at all those local made technology atleast the money is going somewhere unlike the arab world.. you should be proud to say im iranian...

[thefreak159]

@Aloosh12 What do you know about the life in Iran there is no freedom there, you can't go and do what you want in Iran. It isn't like the USA or Europe life is tough there, you can be proud to be iranian, but that doesn't mean life is easy.

[Aloosh12]

@thefreak159 this leads to corruption, define your freedom...

[DokhtarIranii]

lol Maz is the BEST :D

[mikepartovi033]

best one boy

[3azooz1980]

Moz Jabrani is good, he's the best one within the access of evil laugh whatever that group's called.

he's still not a top notch material, but better than the rest

[tgwa90]

@DarkReapersGrim Man why would you say that?! We're all brothers, white, black, muslim, jew, christian.

[partyspecialists]

@DarkReapersGrim america fucks you back in arab shit world

[HistoryLubber]

@DarkReapersGrim I thought he established that this was from a Persian...

[iiNaTRaNCeGaming]

You guys are all fucking stupid stfu and enjoy the comedy

[shadowsgate0]

"WE KICK UR ASS!" *hangs up* "hey guys do we have a military? oh we dont" *picks up phone again* "just kidding america, im persian meow" BEST LINES EVER! XD

[sulamario888]

maz jobrani is the best from them, but he chuckles quietly which kinda annoys me :P

[MsElnaz1]

HAHAHAHHAHAH omfg he's soo funny Love him!!!

[TheArt4eva]

U know, this guy talks shit about talking shit :)

cuz americans are already sort of the main reason we're in this deep shit xD

that does NOT mean I dont like americans, this is the 2o first century

[TheArt4eva]

@lebneneMafiaa we dont hate arabs!!! I have millions of arabic friends and trust me, they are just like us.... but the ppl we actually hate are the arabs that brought our country to this deep shit...

[TheArt4eva]

@lebneneMafiaa we dont hate arabs!!! I have millions of arabic friends and trust me, they are just like us.... but the ppl we actually hate are the arabs that brought our country to this deep shit...

[TheArt4eva]

@lebneneMafiaa honestly buddy, theres nothing to like about that fag :) Im persian and u do not know how much we suffer because of him...

[Shayn911]

@lebneneMafiaa sorry bro, u could have explained urself before, instead of saying I hate iranians. We don't hate all arabs, we only hate Wahabi extremists who think everyone is a kafir. I removed my comment, cuz I agree it was exaggerated. And hey, the iranian government isn't smth u should like!

[behzzzad1]

@lebneneMafiaa I know that... I agree with you about what you said about their racist ideas, and you are right.. unfortunately they are now suffering from their Islamic political system, and this is the reason they are blaming Islam. also the reason why they hate arabs goes back in history to 1300 years ago, when the arabs attacked iran to force them accept islam, and there was a change in iranian culture from persian to islamic...

[IDKkimmy]

@lebneneMafiaa have you met ALL iranians? i don't think so...so you can't say you hate them. you haven't met them all.

[behzzzad1]

@lebneneMafiaa may I ask you why? what have they done to you?

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

guys ever noticed the way he laughs? "duh heh huh"

[russiangirl112]

@xXBlackxRebelXx BECause he dont want to laugh.. if he laughed badly he wil ruine the show. use ur brain idiot

[sulamario888]

"hey guys do we have a military?" LMAO

[Saffron49]

You are forgetting one important thing. Because he lives in America, he can say whatever he wants about our President, religion or anything else because we have freedom on speech. If you listen to his whole skit, he says "that is the beauty about this country". I doubt any Iranian can publicly go on stage and make fun of "Imanutjob" or I'madinnerjacket". He is a comedian, and he shows are sponsored by Jews, that is the US way.

[lovedrug1979]

@neutraldiscussion.Your hatred will not help the problem .only make it worse.What did I or anyone here in America do to you? We do not make the rules my friend!!!!Don't you get that?I could write my congressman and tell all of them that America needs to stop trying to police the world!If we as a whole cannot get along and love then there will be no peace.You can hate America all you want,but take a look at what is going on all around the world..You think American government is the only problem?

[NEUTRALdiscussion]

there are only two nations who stood up to Terrorist AMerica---- Iran and Venezuela. I dont count russia and china becasue they are "big e nough" to kick american ass. Iran and Ven did this despite not being a superpwer for which they must be respected. AFter all there is someone who tells fuckin americans to fuck off.

[net4ub]

I`m persian MEAAAWWWW

J/K

[lovedrug1979]

@sevak67 Don't speak for all Iranians! How could you!?The people of America did not destroy a country.We are just like any other citizen.We are told what to do and have only as much freedom as the government allows.The American government made this decision.Not the American people.Do not hate an entire nation.I do not hate Iran ,Pakistan.Iraq.or Afghanistan.My heart hurts for the women and children.and all the families.We may not suffer as they do but Americans still know what pain feels like

[NEUTRALdiscussion]

@lovedrug1979

He speaks for iranians and all those whose coutries have been attacked in one or the other by your fuckin government. and Just like Taliban were held responsible and Afganistan attacked for what osama did, similarly you the american people are indeed responsible for what your govt does.

[scorpyonn]

Iranians are still the nastiest people- I do not care what anyone says

[thepakibye]

@scorpyonn U havent seen their women thats y u think that. Man they are soo beautiful!!! U gotta respect Iran for standing up to U.S. and no the nastiest people are the American politicians. not American "citizens" but politicians. U want proof? just look into every war America has been part of...Vietnam...gulf war...Iraq..Afghanistan...

[verticalmeans]

@scorpyonn wowww i'm not even iranian, but you are SO ignorant!! p.s- i'm Syrian.

[scorpyonn]

@verticalmeans I am Lebanese-- and proud of it-

[nimrooo]

@scorpyonn

hush or I will call hezbollah to fuck your country up some more lol

stupid cross dressing arab

[warero]

Gime the phone,Gime the phone, Gime the phone,Gime the phone, Let me talk, llet me talk.... hallow,,,, america fuck you

[sulamario888]

58 ppl got this phone call

[dorsak1]

Hello amirica FUCK U LOL

[sulamario888]

hello america?

FUCK YOU!

Bring it on bitch!

We kick your ass!

[UgoStrange]

This guy is awesome !

[vidaasd]

@scorpyonn yeah!!! go F**** ur self...

[scorpyonn]

@vidaasd

You must be Iranian- one of the nastiest people on earth- even Americanized ones-- cannot lose that awful accent-- crooked businesspeople and foolish enough to think you are smarter than anyone else!

[faceda89]

@scorpyonn why u r so angry about persians? they fu*k ur mother!!!!???

[harrypotterpwns9]

@scorpyonn bitch please. you suck monkey balls. persians are some of the most respected doctors, lawyers and engineers. our accent is hilarious, we are smart. and so what if we have crooked noses? you're probably the ugliest thing in the universe. so shut the hell up. jendeh.

[ThaGodWeCreate]

if anybody traced thier ancestry far back to where it started...we are all related

[TheJm420]

bireeng eat aan beach!

[brittyd89]

"I am Persian...meow!" So funny!

[AzeriSniper]

@shasha1873 You can't even carry a sniper, let alone shoot one.

[AzeriSniper]

@ffadaei That's funny because I was born in Azerbaijan which happens to be in the Caucasus region.

[shasha1873]

@AzeriSniper I am an Armenian and I am going to snipe your Azeri ass.

[Boudosaved]

@shasha1873 sherem bear neat

[s0bad]

After he said "you have to be high to talk shit to america" he should have said "president bush did it..."

[bezati]

Reqrezentin and shasha1873 stfu and just enjoy the video.

[Reqrezentin]

He's an exiled motherfucker.

[shasha1873]

@Reqrezentin Dude, do you have any idea what the hell is about to happen to Iran? Israel is going to force us Americans to bomb the shit out of you. The Mossad will strick the US in your name and we are going to strick Iran.