Pygmy Marmoset

[jvc8240]

i'd kill for one of those!

[CrazyBB36]

looks like its on speed

[EDDIEBKK]

it moves so fast...!

[feedmeh8]

adorable. I want 5

[thingymablogger]

i just see it saying "okay where THE FUCK am i?!?! seriously guys this is not funny!!!"

[ChaoticThunderBolt]

OMG I JUST WANT TO STICK MY PENISH IN IT ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

[thingymablogger]

@ChaoticThunderBolt wow that was inappropriate...

[mikeyboytje123]

@ChaoticThunderBolt In that hole or in the monkey? lol

[willchrisbow]

It looks paranoid lol

[beatcrazy14]

cracked.com brot me here

[LittleDollGirl]

I "AWWWWWWW"ed the whole time!

[skat4evr9]

Greatest animal ever

[ArthodeN]

Cat + Monkey = Marmoset

[jUnk134l1f3]

Screw penguins, this is the only animal on earth that shows you God has a sense of humor!

[george10f]

Marmosets rub their feces on their hands and feet so that they can climb better. Have fun with the clean up.

[emiliopenazepedak]

HI! I HAD A FEW QUESTIONS SO PLEASE ANYONE ANSWER! DO THEY BITE REALLY HARD? AND DO THEY BECOME VIOLENT AS THEY GROW UP? HOW MUCH SHOULD I SPEND WHITH THEM EACH DAY? SHOULD I BUY 1 OR 2?

THANKS

[mrdeedeedee117]

@emiliopenazepedak yo how much you buying em for please reply i need to know

[rachyan77]

@emiliopenazepedak idk if they do or not i am researching them and they dont become very violent i wud buy 1 because they are very hard to take care of and u need a permit.

[FULANINHOM]

marmosets are not pets

[kirielvids]

@FULANINHOM OOOOOH YOU GUYS GOT CAUGHT BY A PETA FAG! nobody is going to actually get a pygmy marmoset. it would just be cool.

[thefury187]

@FULANINHOM shut the fuck up faggot

[myfriendjoey]

he seems to b very schweet

[b00mheadsh0t1]

curious little bugga! XD

[me700gnomes]

if primates can be that small maybe their were human like species that big :O

[vinyl12blagger]

@me700gnomes yeah they were called leprechauns ;c) :D

[poopynuckle]

:D so. cute.

[bigmonkey0]

4 people need to pet a pygmy marmoset

[firespinguy]

We should breed them for domestication. So more people can have a friendly monkey.

[SourCherryTree]

Cutest furry little bastard evar!

[MatrixMasta2009]

@SourCherryTree balls to you

[silliegirl50]

is this a good monkey for a biggner?

[SKOSHI7]

@silliegirl50 No monkey is good for a beginer. Save youself the trouble and heartache and enjoy them on the web and in the wild where they belong.

[MrJohanasBilderberg]

I wonder if it tastes like chicken? 

[a7xfanboylolololol]

@MrJohanasBilderberg why dont you find out

[manuhunter101]

@MrJohanasBilderberg HOW DARE YOU????

[MrJohanasBilderberg]

@manuhunter101

I was hungry.

:(

[RenateWinx]

ahh so cute

[ELTURBOMAN]

looks like a cracked out squirrel

[crackawise]

these things look like a 3-way cross tween a bird-squirrel-monkey

[linylinlin101]

is it just me or does the monkey seemed kinda paranoid??

[EpsilonMK12]

aww its so cute

[J41mEV4rG45]

I love these guys, they are so cute :)

[BerettaLaumman]

It is my modus operandi to be like these animals in my day to day life.

[lordzyilo]

I want one!!

[killian694]

how much are these?

[PeekaPeep]

Keep 'em away from water, sunlight, and midnight snacks...

[BARELYOtaku]

@PeekaPeep Cause we all know they're gonna terrorize towns and destroy crazy company buildings.

[fuckitsgay]

@BARELYOtaku (he was talkin about gremlins lol)

[B3nj0m4n]

@fuckitsgay so was he lol they terrorized the town and the company building in the film lol

[fuckitsgay]

@B3nj0m4n lol yeah i realized after lol but i thougth he was bein sarcastic thoo so... yh

[fuckitsgay]

@PeekaPeep lool

[CocaColaVans]

I'd so buy one of these for a large price :DD

[cole3454657]

that thing is the most bitchinest animal ever, and it is absolutely incredible

[ShitCrap]

actually the first cute monkey I have seen

[TheREALSoffish]

@ShitCrap: Then, you may want to look up marmosets on google. They are adorable......

[FallForYou1039]

I've been completely obsessed with these monkeys ever since I saw them at a zoo in Connecticut (I think it was Connecticut). It was so tiny and adorable! I would have spent all day there of I could have. I want one so badly.

[Omega3chimp]

We should breed them so everyone can have one.

[RenateWinx]

@Omega3chimp that's animal cruelty

[asnaes]

I wanna teach it to smoke.

[ltsjack]

That would be hilarius XD.

[AnOceanUnseen]

I know, that way i can be like "hey yo monkey, roll a blunt, and grab me a corona, and yes... you can have corona nd bananas ;D

[AiDoVgY]

id teach mine how to role me smokes :P

[asnaes]

I want one!

[JaniceParton]

I can't imagine how tiny their newborn babies are.

[ffinfinity1]

size of your finger lol

[delark2000]

Can these things be pets,though?

[quadroonlicious]

they're absolutely freaking adorable, but I'm allergic to anything with fur or feathers. I'd love to pet one!

[Batflapers]

i feel for you :(

[quadroonlicious]

yeah, it sucks. I can't have a dog or cat

[dontbannme]

fuck pandas, these are the cutest creatures i have ever seen

[kablagh]

hahaha fuckin true that

[calliechick]

im getting on i cant wait i got one off the inernet for a great deal 500 bucks its a rreally good deal they are usually 5,000!!

[xailkevin]

where did you find this deal?!

[ajf100]

so cute! omg

[ellboy10101]

cute 0:29

[Redboy7685]

i am DEFINATELY getting one when i am retired

[gina121]

haha. ADORABLE! I WANT ONE SOOOOOOOO BAD!

[unnoba7979]

so fkin badass

[flushabletoilet]

Tska Exotics

[flushabletoilet]

this was in Belfast Zoo

Wooow Go Belfast

[acinom18]

so cute ^__^

[wheelofteeth]

the 1983 guiness book predicted that these would be extinct by 1991.

[terralove09]

Ha Ha! he scratched his ass at 0:31! thats the coolest little thing!

[PygmyMarmosetFan]

these are my favorite animals!

[atheneathenehaa]

I want one! How do I get one? :D

[bobofempires]

In America Around $1,000, Because they are the single greatest living creature.

[dinadaqueena]

How much are these little monkeys?