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  • For the record... I'm christian, and I play pokemon XD

    don't believe me? check out my channel

  • How many atheists here? Count me.

  • lol this guy has no idea what hes talking about LOL 2:12 yeah 8 year olds have guns now XD

  • Why, why, why, WHY?

  • Does this guy even know what he's talking about?

  • Pokemon you build relationships and love their pokemon. Pokemon teaches kids how to respect others in competition and respect creatures in the environment. This person is a idiot and I think the pokemon theme is better than all theses bible music shit!. People like this need to die

  • what a dickfuck hahaha god himself is like wtf dude your retarded XD

  • yah u lost me at 0:52 where did u get controlling of spirits into psychic stuff and watever lol???

  • You know your retarted when....

    Pokemon teaches friendship, loyalty, trust

    The Bible has torture, murder, prostitution, rape, and innocent people being slaughtered.

    Which one would u show to a kid?

  • Personally, I haven't seen Ash tat a tear drop when he beats a gym leader. Ha ha, this dude lost his pills on this one.

  • Yup Pokemon involves shooting people. Idiot...

  • wow pokemon turned into hitler in this video

  • Hey jackass, it's a children's game.

  • You know most of this isn't even Pokemon, rather violent games in general. Remove the Christian Rabid Lunatic speech and Pokemon references and you have a valid point. Unfortunately this guy is a tool, so his argument is invalid.

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  • Where the hell does this guy come up with that crap!?

  • LOL at the last second....well edited xD

  • i didn't know people can be so stupid....or are they pretending??

  • lol jesus freaks

  • *My reaction by 0:36"And what is so wrong with that? You actually make it sound more awesome!"

    *0:40" Because if I dont I'll get ass-raped by all the larger Poke'mon like Tyranitar..."

    *0:48 "Hey, he's talking about me!"

    *0:56 "You mean like Gengar?"

    *later: Okay, you've lost me, are we still talkin' Poke'mon here?

    *1:32 (looks at togepi) =,= *talks abt D&D: That was never proven/never happened dumbass!

    *3:00 Why... Are you a fucking tard?

  • It Sounds like he's talking about Jerking off LMAO

  • Not sure, but from what I've read from the bible the Christian god has killed more people than Pokemon. Therefore more evil.

  • see the people nodding and agreeing? sheep.. and they got their fingers on the button..and are sicking the military against the american people...religion is cancer

  • @nathanwallacei3 Sheep, font you mean Mareep? lmao

  • the way hes talking at the end makes him sound amish

  • damn this is funny

  • 0:20

    I bet he's thinking either:

    "what"

    "I wasted my time on this?"

    or "this'll take a while..."

  • If these idiots actually watched pokemon they would find out that pokemon actually teaches good morals. It teaches to never give up, to always do the right thing, to stand up for what you believe in, and determination...... if they think that is evil then I'd hate to see what they consider to be good!

    I'm a Christian and a religious man too but this is just ridiculous!!!

  • 2:41

  • Wow! I am a Christian and a huge Pokemon fan, and all of this is completely stupid. Pokemon is not the world of the demonic. Neither Satanic. This guy is just stupid.

  • Pokemon is about helping each other and follow your dreams.

    if you are a pokemon fan you know that there so much more about pokemon then fighting and capturing creature. if we all understand this we could make a better world.

    This man is a joke, if he thinks that Pokemon is satans work, he is no man of god!

    if Pokemon were anyhow related to religion, it would be a message from god telling us the meaning of life and how we should make the world a better place..

    Thank you.

  • Seriously, I saw another video a couple months ago about some other Christians calling My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic satanic. Needless to say, the rage had been doubled by the time I got done watching THAT video.

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  • at 0:54 he's talking about pokemon anymore

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  • 2:30 Wow. The stupidity of that sentence is just astounding.

  • ok i wa already pissed of about the pokemon thing, but no one AND I MEAN NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY ROCK MUSIC

  • I WIL FUCKING DESTROY THIS GUY WHERE DOES HE LIVE COME LETS FIND THIS FUCKER AND KICK HIS ASS

  • leo burnett

  • at 2:41 he burps

  • This guy must be a Digimon fan

  • someone please make a video of 2:56 - 2:59 looping for an hour

  • This guy looks like bill engvull XD here's your sign

  • So your calling Mudkip a demon?

    Y u hatin bro?

  • @nuzamaki90 I liek de mudkipz,why doesnt he?

  • hahaha that's rich, he's talking about people who played D&D couldn't tell fantasy from reality, buddy, you are one of many who lives in a fantasy world! I really wish people like this would wake up, and see their belief in "god" as simply make believe, come back to reality! you are missed :P

  • Fuck yeah! This explains why I am able to control spirits, demons and angels. I am the pokemon master. BOW DOWN TO ME!! HAHAAHAHAHAHA XD

  • maybe the problem isn't that kids with guns are playing pokemon, but that kids have freaking guns!

  • When the guy who made Pokemon wrote it, I dont think he was trying to make people serve satan. When Nintendo programs a Pokemon game, I dont think satan is putting in hidden messages in the coding. When the TV show is being aired, well, you get the point. Its' just a cartoon, let it go, you DOUCHEBAG!

  • Why do douchebags like this guy always try to say anything fun or gaining popularity that doesn't involve Bibles is satanic? Ignorant douchebags like this guy make Christians look like whiny pussies who hate everything, when thats really not how it is... You making enemies, you cretin. Go crawl into your little hole in the shitmound and die...Die in your smelly little crap hole.

  • LEAVE POKEMON ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this takes being an asshole to a whole new level.

  • How the SHIT can the people in the audiance agree with him?!

  • seriously?

  • LO-FUCKING-L.

    Get a grip on reality. It's a videogame.

  • The whole audience is ugly and mindless sheep.

  • Yes. That's right. I completely cannot tell the difference between an AK47 and a PS3 controller. I'm so inside the game.

  • If you listen to him, he all like "master" is evils, you can be a pokemon (only in exploder ones) but pokemon are little loving lil "pets" that could kill you(in real lfe) and another its the pokemon using the powers not the kids XD silly church man D:<

  • Dear god.. lol.. What a retard.. a kids show is so evil.. I'm sure there far worse things then this..

  • man, this is awesome. fuck two & half men, this is comedy XD

  • Satan does take Pokemon very seriously!

  • No,Satan does not take this game seriously,cmon now,it's common sense. Why would he take this game as a power entity.

  • @ArtistBoySketchyy Well, because he told me he does!

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  • Never knew that pikachu was a demon worshipping preacher... damn... them cute eyes and cheeks really fooled me there...

  • haha, what a dick. don't attack my childhood show.

  • WHY?!

  • So many religious people are complete and utter idiots. Not surprising when you consider that even mainstream religious people believe the most ridiculous, unsupported nonsense, without thinking... I particularly liked his claim that "they can't distinguish between fantasy and real..." Oh the irony! lol

  • Christian have their own pokemon, its jesus. LOL

  • he looks like he wants to put his hands in the kids' pockets and feel around for pokemon himself

  • this would be told better in the voice of Tommy Lee Jones

  • Pastor?? STFU!!

  • Pikachu! Pika Pika-Pika ALL HAIL LORD SATAN!! Pikachuuu! ^.^

  • This has got to be the most stupid thing I have seen all day... and trust me, that is really saying something.

  • tune in for next week's sermon when the pastor preaches how the card game UNO is witchcraft of its numbers and colors!!!

  • Troll Logic at its best

  • Mewtwo used Scientology.

    Its super effective.

  • @Crispnoodle You're joking, right? I don't know what's more sad, the fact that you wrote 'prays' instead of praise or that you seem to think that playing Pokemon will lead to kids killing each other.

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  • Sigh... this is why I NEVER go to church. Only to pray at the most.

    Religious nuts give people who believe in religion a bad name.

  • okay okay okay...I just watched Fox news bash MW2, Mass Effect, Halo, and GTA...but seriously, this? This is just so ridiculous XD

  • POKEMON FTW FORGE TTHIS GUY

  • Just look at that image of Jiggly Puff. Can't you see the malice in those vacant saucer eyes?

    My country makes me want to cry myself to sleep.

  • 1. It's tamer, not master.

    2. I think Pokemon anime is gay and I'd rather watch The Duel in Halo Legends or freakin Dragon Ball Z than the piece of crap Pokemon (sucks about as bad as Sonic X does).

    3. Don't know about that dude, but I wouldn't mind sticking my dick inside a Lopunny's pussy.

    4. I'm Christian, but I think the dude needs to learn to adapt with the times.

    5. Pokemon is good, but it is also overrated as hell. Sometimes, I don't think it deserves the ratings it gets.

  • @gamefreak1000000 "but I wouldn't mind sticking my dick inside a Lopunny's pussy."... "I'm Christian,"

    Oh, lol.

  • @NostalgicSince2005 I meant a female lopunny you stupid ass!

  • @gamefreak1000000 You do realize that bestiality is also a sin, right?

  • @NostalgicSince2005 We all sin. No matter what we do, we all sin. As long as you accept Jesus into your heart, then he will exempt you from all sins committed here on Earth. So with that being said, it's not me who has to worry about sinning.

    So you might want to do a little research before making yourself look like an ass.

  • @gamefreak1000000 James 1:22 - "Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says."

    You should do some research yourself. Christians are supposed to live a Christian lifestyle. Yes, we all sin and our sins can be forgiven, but you're not supposed to just do whatever you want. If that were the case, then there would be no point in Jesus's teachings.

  • @NostalgicSince2005 Well I don't murder, steal, rape, cheat, etc. So saying that I don't follow the commandments because of a minor sin is outrageous. Besides, how is it bestiality if it doesn't even exist? I'm not into that kind of thing, believe me. If anything, I am straight.

  • @gamefreak1000000 That still doesn't make it right, nor does it make you look any less like a fool when you say "I'd like to fuck a little defenseless animal if I ever got the chance, but I'm a Christian". Also, I wouldn't really call that minor. Maybe that's just me, but whatever.

    If you're not into that kind of thing, then why did you say you'd like to have sex with a Pokemon? And you don't have to be gay to be a furry, just so you know.

  • @NostalgicSince2005 Again, I am not into bestiality. I am not a furry either. I don't know why I said that, but I say random things just to troll Pokemon fanboys. I find it funny that you can judge me on the internet based on 1 comment I made.

  • 1:28 FATASY ROLE PLAY NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ROLE PLAY NO NO THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND

  • 2:57

  • My reaction can be seen at:

    watch?v=lrF5x1OSJuQ

  • Why should they carry these monsters in their pockets?  LMFAO

  • Here's what I say. Shut up, lemme listen to my rock music, look up stuff on the internet, and play Pokemon Red and Blue in peace, Pastor Jackass. >D

  • Im laughing my ass off at this XD

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  • THATS BULLSHIT , just saying 

  • This really ticks me off! Im a christian am I killing people for pokemon no thats bull!!!!

  • I laughed, pretty fucking hard.

  • YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOURE THE GUY THAT BRAINWASHED MY GRANDMOTHER AND FATHER INTO THINKING THAT POKEMON ARE EVIL FUCK YOU THEY ARE MY FACOURITE HOBBY AND IF I BRING A POKEMON CARD TO MY GRANPARENTS HOUSE THEY HAVE TO BLESS IT WITH HOLY WATER YOU PIECE OF DUMBASS SHIT!

  • i want to know were a kid gets a 45 hahahaha

  • WE MUST HARNESS THE POWER OF MAGICKARP THEN!

  • this guy must work for sony

  • @DarkLuigi4321 as a sony fan i found that funny

  • :D I can picture some people in the audience playing pokemon

  • this is funny because he does not sound different at all than Salafi Muslims who said the same thing about Pokemon..

  • SUHRIOUSLY

  • At 2:21 the girl is thinking dang my parents arent going to let me watch pokemon anymore XD

  • This guy needs to put down the book and pick up the bottle.

  • 2:20

    Did... did he seriously just compare Pokemon to Russian Roulette?

    LOL

  • 1:40 is possibly the funniest picture choice when referring to the devil and ritual satanism hahah

  • God would probably be upset with this guy, but He's too busy trying to evolve His Charmander to care

  • "But they're so into this make believe world, that they can't distinguish between fantasy and real"

    .......says the guy who's trying to equate POKEMON to MURDER!

  • People like this give Christian's a bad name.

    There are kids starving in the world... and you're making up bullshit about a innocent games.

    The pokemon anime taught me a lot about friendship, love and doing what's right, while "grown ups" taught me nothing but hate and greed.

    If your children can't tell the difference between reality and fiction, that sounds like bad parenting, don't blame it on games.

  • is he paranoia?

  • Hey, preacher! Leave them kids alone!!!

  • @SpeedDemon3870 All in all you're just another brick in the wall. Sorry i just had to.

  • these religious people are so fucking stupid the think every thing is fucking evil and or trying to control our kids they're the primitive assholes who keep science in the dark and they try too take all the enjoyment out of cartoons, music, and movies.... and lets not forget video games thumbs up if i have a point

  • Look up the elder swear for translations.

  • You get a bunch of whiny bullcrap from a grown man about how pokemon, WHICH IS A WONDERFUL NOSTAGIC MEMORY IN MANY CHILDREN'S MINDS, is satanic, EVEN THOUGH POKEMON IS A FANTASY, NOT REAL(The guy in this video really pisses me off), so, to sum it all up, this guy is more of an idiot than the guy that said that words can't hurt you. Well, here's some words for you, you're a ******************************­*!

  • everyone go watch porn

  • WHY???

  • Who is this, how old is this, and does he have an e-mail?

    ...no, wait, e-mail is satanic. Nevermind.

  • pokemon (plural) LOL

  • Why!?

    

  • Pokemon teaches kids to use supernatural powers? wth???

  • my mother didnt let me play pokemon when i was a kid because of her church. she said it would make me eat poop lol. these guys need to relax. pokemon was just a fun game, not false gods kids will worship.

  • lost him before he said 'pokemon is a game that teaches children..."

  • this video makes those youtube poops have sense

  • So because kids like playing and having fun with Pokemon, the religious leaders think Pokemon are little Satanic demon creatures leading kids on an indirect path to Satanism?

    When will science and technology live in peace...

  • WHY SHOULD THEY CARRY THESE MONSTERS IN THEIR POCKETS??? xD THAT MADE ME ROFL!

  • religion thinks everything is evil in some way.

  • I just find it funny how stupid conversative americans are lmao :D

  • LOL!!! So Jigglypuff is the Devil, eh? Especially the one that puts people to sleep accidentally and draws on their faces, I suppose. I will be more careful the next time I wander out to Route 3...

  • lol ranting about a kid's show.....

    this guy needs to get out more

  • wtf rant

  • What is this guy's name. I would seriously call him, and logically explain everything wrong about this rant.

  • So, a "kid" pulls out a .45, a weapon that he actually would have on him/her, shoots someone. And the game is to blame? NOT the parents? nice.

  • 1) I am a Christian and have been a fan of Pokemon for almost 13 years.

    2) This guy is a moron.

    That is all. :)

  • @howelllawson Should be top post!

  • Oh noes! There's a yellow mouse! Its trying to love up to me!! DEMON!!

    lol, what an idiot.

    Must be pissed because his mother never got him a NES.

  • or it' just a harmless childrens game and tv show

  • ...

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

  • He is right, watching stuff really effects your mind. I watched this half awake, as the video went on I couldn't help but think this guy is crazy as well as laugh at him..."Why would they keep monsters in their pockets?" XD geez. I grew up playing pokemon, the only ones I haven't played are heart gold and soul silver, never once did I associate pokemon with guns. And the pokemon fight each other. You don't shoot your friends, or shoot "Psychic Phenomenons" from your arms. Lol.

  • "why should they carry these monsters in their pocket" comic gold

  • He has a point. Pokemon isnt evil, but he does have a point...

  • this guyy didnt have gameboy when he was a kid

  • Does this mean if pokemon die they go to hell for doing nothing?

  • @1:41 LOLZZ

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  • LOL THIS IS A GROWN MAN

  • lol why you so stupid bible man?

  • Finally he made it clear to me. All these years of never knowing that Pokemon is the devil. :P

  • @WhiskerLoL I agree with the first part. I could argue that religions taught the morals and ethics that keep people from being 'complete douchebags'. I also agree that religion is used all the time as a scapegoat for unethical actions. The Crusades weren't even a truly religious war. They were fought for money and land, and most of the Europeans wouldn't have fought if the Popes didn't tell them that it was for religion.

  • @WhiskerLoL I still refuse to believe that religion is the cause of genocides and more human nature. There have been many hundreds and hundreds of wars waged for mere acres of land. The Anglo-Powhatan War, the Hundred Years' War, the Genpei War, both World Wars, the Vietnam War, the Korean War. Nonreligious warfare has probably cost more lives than religious warfare has.There are religious zealots who preach that there are those who should die, but saying all of us are like that is just idiotic.

  • This man needs to hang himself now

  • Anyone else epic headesk?

  • What is this shit. ಠ_ಠ

  • This guy is mad , its not ruining my life i am playing pokemon , there is peaple who are 22 and play pokemon and yet have a succesful job

  • Pokemon is just a show and game that ppl enjoy playing and watching. In all my years of watching this show since i was 5 years old. I never seen or heard of a subliminal message or anything bad about this show. It taught me alot about the Elements and there are 1million++ ppl out there who enjoy playing and watching and cosplaying this series. I for 1 enjoy it. I bet even god plays the game...lol Thumbs up if u agree with this statement and opinion.

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  • the internet is terrible!!!

    (half a minute later)

    check out our multiple websites

    i love this guy :p

  • a wild mad guy appeared

    mad guy used random talking shit about kids game

    it wasn't very effective...

    haha only in america XD

  • Yes Beacuse Me as a 12 year old carries a 45 and ready to pop 2 people so i can get my uav :3

  • I love how the crowd pretends to take him seriously but they're thinking: "WHAT THE HELL"

  • Way to ruin kids lives. I am a Pokemon fan. And I am going to heaven.