Babylon AD Movie Review

[NVOLIKOS]

Im not a racist but why black people always like shitty movies?

[themegagamesgamer]

Very bad film. IT was already crap when it came it.

[greenfairies13]

BAOF

[iliketha]

taht fat guy is retarded, he says babylon ad is no different from fifth element in terms of how it portrays the future! could not be two more different imagined futures

[folladordeprostis]

The dude who directed this movie was in munich and amelie

[samogames]

vin diesel a legend

[StigmataBOB1]

In the beginning of the Movie they show the statue of liberty.

In Revelation, in the Bible, John calls the city with a figure rising from the water, having horns and many heads, as being the new Babylon. Clearly John nearly 2000 years ago, was describing the statue of liberty. What else do you know?

[brentybop]

@StigmataBOB1 are u replying to someone and using sarcasm in some way? coz if not, and i may be wrong about some metaphorical description of it, but im pretty sure the statue of liberty only has one head.

[StigmataBOB1]

@brentybop Take another look, the Statue has an observation area ware people can look out from her head, about 10. Right across her forehead. Just as John described it. Remember John did not know what it was, so he described what it looked like.

[brentybop]

@StigmataBOB1 no one would describe those as being heads, sorry. i think ur warping ur observations to fit johns prophecy, rather then seeing if the statues fits the prophecies mold. 

[Raymint]

These guys have no idea what they're talking about - this movie was the skid marks in my boxers. Average? I don't think so; this movie was some much more worse than it needed to be.

[bowerybaker]

in my overall opinion just the way it was put together had high hopes, all the correct elements, but didn't quite pull them off convincingly.

[Remington61189]

it was like Children of men meets The Fifth Element but not as good as them

[bleachrules103]

lol I used 2 have that shirt.

[Ikaynel]

Look all those nerds.. flaming vin diesel that guy cant even look the interviewer in the eyes.. sigh at those nerdo's

[PetrolHead1227]

it didnt have unough action

[Pokemonplatinumyay]

I watched the unrated and uncut version uncut my ass it doesnt have all the scenes the theatrical version has

[WWJD1990]

I loved this movie!!!! I got into it.

My boyfriend and I saw it together and before we go to bed or finish talking to eachother on the phone we go "We are all going to die tomorrow (pause for a bit) goodnight"

lol she said that so casually then Vin and that lady look at eachother like what the heck?!

[FrostytheSnowman28]

the movie was ok although i love the part wher he is fliping on the snow mobile. maybe it was ok because it was the unrated version

[Ricadani]

Loved the movie, im probly just an action junky but i rekon it was great. Vin Diesel is a KICK ass actor...literally.

[GEX1040]

holy shizzle i hav the same shirt she has

[mattdibenz]

me2

[milkchoc101]

i go to ohio state and we have a snow day tomorrow so i decided to watch this movie. bad idea on my part haha. this movie was horrible. ok, maybe horrible is too harsh of a word. the story line seemed interesting, i thought it would be like children of men. however, i feel that the ending was a little weird and the length of the film seemed a little too short. maybe if it was longer it might have helped. i would rate the film a 5 out of 10

[drkstr3443]

I thought this movie sucked.

[Transubstantiation2]

jurare To swear; to vow obedience to; to make an oath. (dissipative systems.)

sui juris, is a Latin phrase that literally means of ones own laws,::ipso jure (i.e. by the law itself); Suo jure is a Latin phrase meaning "in her [or his] own right"; jure uxoris (From Latin iūre (by right) uxōris (of wife); iuris; jus law, right, duty; Jus summum saepe summa est malitia (The highest law is often the greatest roguery); iūs prīmae noctis the right of the first night; Droit de Seigneur

[omgstoptakingnames]

this movie was fucking awesome, it just had a bad ending, if your a vin diesel fan i would recommend it. oh and i saw this on blue ray and it was clear as hell and made it much more fun to watch.

[FaithlessFox]

I like how you judge these movies. Big expert?

Don't act like you even write any of this stuff either woman. Vin Diesel did a great job.

He is not going for any goddamn awards. He just likes to be in action movies. It's the kinda person he is.

Dumb bitch. Just like rottentomatoes. Full of shit.

[FyveWunFiddy]

"Hey. You know I can't get a passport. You know they are hard to get. You're crazy."

Listen to that quote from the movie when he's talking with Korski, and tell me he did a great job. It's not the matter of whether he is a "suberb" actor, but it's the fact that he is a SHIT ACTOR. Luckily, nobody expected much.

[FrankDaTank1218]

he's an action movie actor, arnold schwarzenneggar (vin deisel is nothing compared to him btw) was a good or even decent actor? and he undeniably was badass, for instance, deisel was good as Riddick because he was a no-emotions badass, just like ARNALD!! was a good cyborg (terminator). He's entertaining, but i'd have to agree about his acting skills

[FyveWunFiddy]

But they tried to give him emotions instead of a gun. The action scenes kind of blew...

[Joeyedinburgh]

There's bugger all wrong with Vin Diesel, Im not a boy that loves the bad boy usually but Vin is HOT!!! As far as their comments on Hitman, well Vin probably would have been a gr8 actor for the part but I think that Timothy Olyphant was surprisingly good in the role. I always thought he was attractive but would never have placed him in the role b4 seeing the film. I think both actors are gr8 and people nowadays are just looking and expecting a bit too much from films?! just my opinion!

[skyraptor]

I laughed at futuristi Russia - nuke craters, bears, tanks and vodka :D :D :"D

[FyveWunFiddy]

You're all really fucking blazed aren't you?

How the FUCK could you call this movie even possibly watchable, I'm all for opinions but Jesus Christ in a chicken basket you can't be that fucking stupid...can you? "Deep plot" my ass, you dumb assholes.

[pin55head]

agree 100 %

[BURGERKINGSOON]

you are an ignorant sheep. baaahhhh,bahhhhh,baaahhh

[FyveWunFiddy]

Yes yes of course now please put your tin foil hat back on so the aliens won't stop your from telling the sheeple about the 9/11 conspiracy.

[Zer0360]

lol

[topazsin12]

'Always being terrible?' that guy don't know anything the movie was awesome pure masterpiece .. most people don't understand it cause they have no brains .. i like the action like the story it's simple nice.. and overall awesome

[Exon95]

yes i agree... "babylon AD" is the best movie ive seen its awsome and way better then "5th element"

[akonyer]

u all r so fucked in the end dis was 1 of the best movies u r all as dam as shit u dam fucks u ppl could not even review a movie if ur lifes depned on it u dam cunts it would hav to be 1 of the best movies of the year

[limitrunning]

the end cinda sucks but the rest i liked

[dynastyxl]

LOL my mate was like OMg I have to see this film I wet myself watching the trailer to it I was like no mate go read a review Babylon AD = SHIT

[hahaha12345678993]

that was the shittiest movie ever

[Op3d]

I've just watched this - it was so crappy, made no sense at the end, and didnt make the effort to explain us anything. Seems that the focus was more on the action scenes than on a well-constructed plot. Maybe the director's cut would have been better, but still not great.

[djnjoy]

i think the camera man needs to be a bit taller))) otherwise looks like it was filmed with a mobile phone))

[010scotty]

the original movie was supposed to be an hour longer but after the distrubitors cut tonnes out the own director said the movie is shit and was terribly pissed

[Rayscee]

yeah... really i thought that they like cut out 3 hours of the movie and replaced it with some rotten fish... lol

[0stupidity0]

the whole movie was shit. wth is the movie about? one man that can own the whole entire army? or a gal that can die?

[Rayscee]

I really didn't understand what the movie was about honestly.. but other than that it was.. OK.. lol

[maya011779]

the plot was totally ruined. you might know that fox cut 70 (or something like that) minutes of director's cut. he should definitely sue fox for that. i'm dying to see the director's cut of babylon ad, that should be fulfilling.

[ovie707]

her shirt owns!

[Gaborilla7]

it was a good film actually and no shit he cant act its vin and all he does is action movies but still its like saying the 300 movie sucked cuz honestly there was no "acting in that movie either"

[curlyboy006]

it's all your fault for even giving this film a shot. stop complaining. sensible people would know that this film would suck just by the title and the preview.

[DrJey69]

this is not a review... just opinions...

[pacerocks1]

crappy movie

[Eimhin1]

This movie was AWFUL.  I even went into it expecting to see a mindless action movie. I went in with low expectations and was disappointed. Yet another example of Hollywood GARBAGE!

[highschooler5567]

i really couldnt see my dude vin play hit man his to damn big and not white non racial im black lol but i still might see this in theaters to see for my self

[WoodyHotFist]

how bought all u guys tell vin diesle hes a bad actor and see what happens

[firmerican]

i went to go see this movie yesterday, and wasnt all that great.

I dont think I should have waist almost 9 dollars to go and see this movie

I strongly reccomend to everyone to wait until it comes out on dvd and rent it.

its definately not worth spending your money at the movies for

[Christianvvv]

foreigners like anything

[r2k8877]

BLAME THE STUDIO!!! The director himself stated that the studio basically took what he wanted to do and said F-U. They did NOT allow him to do it his way and so we got a very average film. Wait until the director's cut DVD people. I liked it since I'm a sci-fi fan, just studio politics that got in the way of artistic creativity. Stupid Fox...

[Katanjer]

This movie sucks SO BAD that I cant help but to preach how horrible this film is all over You-Tube.

[slasher13333]

I couldnt even watch the whole thing i got so bored i stoped. but yea the movie sucks balls.

[merebot]

Woow. Hollywood make bullshit think look like realita!

[Guernicaman]

Fifth Element was camp. Babylon AD seems to me like it takes itself too seriously, or at least tries to.

[LordofDoom202]

1, 2, 3 and 4...

1)At 2:50, did he actually see both "Fith Element" and "Babylon AD"? Could you have two futuristic films be any more different?

2) Vin really should have done Hitman instead. In my opinion, had the actors switched roles, both movies would have improved.

3) All this movie really lacked was an ending. Short, fast, and leaving way too much to be guessed at, the movies anti-climactic ending made it seem like a two hour long preview.

4) What was wrong with "Gothica"?

[streetrcrsoul]

if the kid in the blue shirt doesnt like vin deisel why the fuck would he go see this?

[Claytops]

OMG one of the worst movies I have ever seen, just random crap happening.

[BlackPhoenix06]

LOL

[arnoldgd84]

i agree

[josephohsnap]

did you know that i saw this in the promoted section?

[StingerSplash007]

this was the crappiest box-office weekend in a long while....

[ihear2paceverywhere]

im looking forward to watch this movie,and why you say his acting is terrible,his form his voice,is what makes an action film and a scifi film great.If pitchblack had another main role instead of vin diesel,we'd all be saying right now that pitch black sucked.dont dump this shit on him.those muthafuckas at FOX fucked up the movie,so stop saying the director was high or vin diesel is a bad actor.the only ones u should be swearing at are those stupid fuckin sons of bitches at FOX.

[Pentagram133]

i loved this movie

[HaydenC27]

van's acting is cheesy :/

[josephohsnap]

I didn't really like this review but i appreciate the format and production value. If all of the videos on youtube were this close to tv quality, i wouldn't ever leave the screen. Youtube needs more videos like this.

[xXPitViperXx]

Ehh, The movies was alright It had a deasent first hour ,but then i guess the directer was high when making the last 40 mins or so of this film...Id recomend seeing Death Race instead of this...=p

[XxiLLViLLAiNxX]

The director wasn't high. The director was fucked over by FOX. They messed up his film to the point that he himself said it sucked. Look it up on Google.

[Soaringmunkymuffins]

I heard Death Race was even worse?

[portalplayer]

the movie totally blows.

[darkchocolate456]

I want my money back, that movie was so horrible, vile, disgusting, blasphemous, nasty, wack

[djmixmind]

GRACE IS MY GODDESS!

:)

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[jbray1066]

this movie was awful. first hour was interesting but 2nd hour was horrid. cliche after cliche, rip off unwanted bastard child of children of men and fifth element. those movies were great, this one blows. vinny d phoned this one in. he was great in find me guilty too bad no one saw it, so he makes this kind of crap to pay the bills.

[mykalroze]

The trailer makes the movie look awful. And the majority of the time, bad trailer means bad movie. Honestly, if someone can't even make an entertaining trailer, that doesn't say much for the movie.

[Tacom4ster]

Fox Fail again

[LEYEGHTZ3RO]

The movie was ok but the ending completely crushed the rest.

[Pentagram133]

true

[RyanandBran]

I always love Vin Diesels movies so I'm probably gonna see this.

-Ryan

[HollieWoolford]

i liked the movie. i acutally payed attention. some of my friends didnt get it but i did. it had a good story line. but i have to admit the ending was pretty lame.

[Unflexablegrace]

If it had a good COMPLEX story line then that's probably why most people didn't like it. This fucking nerd in this video looks like he play's WoW. The one who went to see a movie with an actor he doesn't even like, makes no sense, haha.

[cannonballkid]

Yeah the movie was great and then the ending was like yeah I'm pregnant heres a baby...

[SonofSatan18]

Look Up Fast And Furious 4 Trailer If You Haven't Seen It...

[srjnarutofan]

This movie doesnt like this great, but I'll prolly check it out on DVD though.

[portalplayer]

I thought this movie was plain old terrible. It has one of the simplest plots ever. He has to transport this girl to New York, and this journey was so easy and simple that there was no drama or excitement to it.

[tamura808]

Really? So this movie wasn't that good then, well thanks for the heads up. I was gonna actually take some money out of my savings to go and see this. Maybe i'll just watch a bootleg version of it.

[CalifornyaRIP]

I thought the movie wasn't bad.

[EyEnOtgAy]

even the director hated this movie lol

[Shadownight950]

Hmm, Ill just check the movie out once it hits the web then heh

Grace, you are beautiful:]

[ChrisLovesGreys]

you have such a cool job, RevYOU lady!

[bigrockstar41]

i have that shirt

[Waterkipz]

2nd COMMENT YOU NOOBS!!!

[Waterkipz]

3rd...3rd is what I meant

[juliuswhiteman]

wooo

first cmnt

...

i think

[129681]

wow first one to watch this