Doctor Who - Let's Kill Hitler. Best line ever!

[cimbles]

River Song: Biggest troll in the universe (besides Moffat)

[Noutchka]

That made me laugh so much ^^

[MattSmithIsCool100]

An awesome line in an awesome episode. QED

[amazingotube]

they use the word "gay" quite a lot in series 6 :L

[flyawayhope]

New ringtone? Yes.

[Penguinius15]

Gosh, the 3rd reich's a bit rubbish!

[PralavanaMusic]

TROLOLOLOLOL "Gay-Gypsy-bar mitzvah--Third Reichs A Bit Rubbish--Kill The Fuhrer". The first time I felt she was making a comment on a YouTube video.

[MultiKukri]

I think I kill the Führer.

[chocolatefountain95]

If I could time travel, I would so say that at one point

[Johan191969]

? who ?



[Medafets]

I hated this episode, but the best line would have to be "Rory, put Hitler in the cupboard"

[AliceElizabeth2]

Okay, I don't like River AT ALL, but this is freaking amazing. I don't like her, but I definitely respect her.

[TheS3cretAznMan]

the awkward moment when you name your daughter after your daughter

[misssupercookie2011]

DW is meant to be a drama. But i view it as a comedy with epic drama thrown in. Who's with me?

[TARDISBOY12]

i think thats the second best line the best is "Ladies and Gentlemen I haven't a thing to wear... take off your clothes!" lol

[x0ThePlayerOfGames0x]

Kill the fuhrer!

[XsimplycomplicatedXx]

I love River Song so very much xD

[lollzylolette]

LOL evry fuckin' time!

[silverzoc000]

what did she say, exactly???

[dav1n7hule]

@silverzoc000 "Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought 'Gosh! The third Reich is a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill the Führer."

[natalieamelias]

Trololololol is my line!!!!

[mafiamanj15]

Trololololol

[mealldaley]

That moment when you realize that a gay gypsie barmitzvah for the disabled is actually pretty uncommon....

[MalikaCanta5]

This was honestly the only time I ever liked River Song.

[littlesmew]

@NeverendingTwilight

In a way I envy you.

You have all the brilliant episodes to catch up on and they'll be all new and exciting for you.

Be warned- you'll most likely become a Whovian in the process ((;

[OptiSD]

"Never shoot a girl while she's regenerating"

[OptiSD]

Does anyone think River is the hottest milf ever?

[tuseroni]

@OptiSD river isnt a mother...

i think the word you are looking for is cougar.

[bluetooth333123]

@OptiSD I don't consider her a milf, but that's because I have crushes on TONS of older women and it's a derogatory term and it makes me feel bad about myself and the women I have crushes on. :P But yes, she's incredibly hot.

[Betterthanmew]

lol. thats all i can say for this vid. lol XD

[Bosleybird]

River Song: Wife and killer of the Doctor

Professor of Archaeology

Queen of the Trolls



[andyrevell]

Trolololol



[MrWezlum18]

Brad Pitt's got nothing on River!

[NeverendingTwilight4]

Someone just sent me this clip. I have honestly never been interested in watching Doctor Who... but after seeing this, I may have changed my mind.

[ddtoast]

I keep telling people who don't watch Doctor Who about this. It makes them want to watch it.

[dekusnake]

"Well, I was on my way to this gay Gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Fuehrer."

[mealldaley]

River Song: Too Legit to Quit.

[JamHam64]

My only criticism of this episode... Not enough Hitler!

[mkp898]

@JamHam64 Or at least not enough punching Hitler

[eagleeyes4444]

@JamHam64 I think that may be the first time "not enough Hitler" has been a criticism lol glad you all like it as much as I do :-)

[6Vampyre6Kamui6]

@eagleeyes4444 The third rank might have something to say about that.

... Not that anyone cares, but they still might.

[LucyLabrador1]

@JamHam64 That's exactly what I thought!

[francescasidley]

@JamHam64 explan

[lionroar224]

@JamHam64 Well what can you do? Hitler's in the cupboard. 

[ringo4eva1]

is'nt that nazi the tenth dr ?

[wang78739]

@ringo4eva1 nope!

[Kataaangkiss123]

13 people are nazi's

[TeamNorad]

@Kataaangkiss123 Nope, 13 people are the Fuhrer.

[Lilyjhs]

Gotta love River!

[cookrealfood]

also one of the most amazing lines ever on tv is in this episode when she walks into the nazi dinner party and "ladies and gentlemen.." *cocks 2 giant machine guns* "TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"

[GermanSparkleParty1]

...... She's pretty gutsy... O.o

[MrSamster911]

a day in the life.....

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

gay gypsy barmitzvah for the disabled XD perfect, River

[sionten]

win



[Archer2172]

I don't know if he will look here, but anyway..... hello sweety! :)

[MuppetShowManiac]

11 people were going to a gay gypsy barmitzvah for the disabled in 1938

[thephantombutterfly6]

It took me a minute to realize why exactly "gay, gypsy barmitzvah" is hilarious... Then I totally got it xD

[xRafael47x]

She's the time troll

[MissRumphuis]

River Song. Melody Pond. The person Chuck Norris runs away from in terror...

[lugiawingsKH]

@MissRumphuis chuck norris runs away from everyone to hide the fact that he's a weakling.

[KBoppette]

River song! The honey badger gives a shit!

[KnightRaymund]

Best. Line. Ever! I love River!

[WolfenNights]

Trolling: doing it right.

[eblackwell]

I've watched it a few times and it makes me laugh each time!

[KnightGrl95]

First clip I ever saw of River Song. I was in love with her ever since.

[heroesandcons09]

bewbies ohhh it works on perverted angle and littleradge fans as well

[docdomify]

what the hell!

[slknvgdf]

LIKE A BAUS!

[heatherjasper97]

I wonder how many times she laughed while saying this line...

[CommandoRazor]

Gosh!! I think I'll kill the Führer

[omsoqvx]

I just keep hitting replay, laughing, then doing it again!

It's things like this that make the barren Doctor Who wasteland until next Autumn bearable.

[TUNDRAStrt]

Gay gypsy bar mitzvahs are the best

[sabersword15]

balls. she's got them. truckloads of them.

[iammadness]

@sabersword15 Nah. She's got something even better. She got a vagina XD As Betty White put it, "Why do people say grow some balls?  They are weak and sensitive. zif you really want to get touugh grow a vagina. Those things takes a pounding."

[katebien]

I have that on a PIN!!! and it's on my bag!!!

[Arella17]

@katebien Want your bag ^_^

[katebien]

@Arella17 Haha, you might have to fight me for it lol

[Potterpuppetpals98]

How long do you guys think it took her to get the accent on the word Furher right?

[hiimhank]

"I was on my way to a gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled." Best line ever.

[LiamCatterson]

TIME TROLL!

[lovelyspringweather]

So Arthur's hair is definitely darker in this episode than any other episode of dr who he has been in. does anyone know why (aka what project he was in that needed him to have darker hair?)?

[AtarahDerek]

I almost didn't hear the last line. I lost it at "gay gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled." If only she hadn't been referencing a party she could have thrown Jehovah Witnesses in there somehow.

[thegreenpearreview]

@AtarahDerek Sadly, she was referencing most of the people who were murdered during the Holocaust. I say most because the German's of African descent are always left out. They could not escape from Germany because they had German passports. Worse, before the gas chamber was used on Jews, homosexuals, the disabled and the Roma (gypsies) in Europe, it was tested on Africans in Namibia.

[AtarahDerek]

@thegreenpearreview Well, you can only cram so many groups the Nazis hate in one reference. As it is, they didn't get the "gay" part of it.

[thegreenpearreview]

@AtarahDerek Darling, they did get the "gay" part. The line is "I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I suddenly thought, 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think I'll kill The Fuhrer.'"

[AtarahDerek]

@thegreenpearreview "Gay" means "happy," not "homosexual." They wouldn't have understood what she meant back in the 30s.

[TUNDRAStrt]

@AtarahDerek The TARDIS translation circuits would probably translate that into "homosexaul! NEVER DOUBT THE TARDIS! ;)

[eblackwell]

@AtarahDerek, she knew and didn't care. :)

[BellaAmy99]

XD

[Potterpuppetpals98]

I love how she insults everything that the Nazis stand for and then speaks in a totally liget German Accent when she say Fuhrer! LOL XD

[musicangel101]

@Potterpuppetpals98 Haha, I know, I love how good her accent was on "Fürher", but that's because she (meaning Alex Kingston) is fluent in German. :)

[MyLillteFallenAngel]

@Potterpuppetpals98 Yeah, her 'Führer' is better than Hitler's 'I am the Führer'. It sounded more like 'fewer'. ^^

[AdamTadz]

I think the best line, still River (Mel?) in this episode, is when she says, "I haven't got a thing to wear, TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!"

[Filmedian]

@AdamTadz I like "Hello Benjamin" and how Matt covers his eyes and says, "Who's Benjamin?" :)

[HANWIND100]

...where?

[MaeStark]

I had to rewind it and rewatch this bit a few times because I was laughing so hard that I didn't hear it all. She delivers it so well!

[BlackWraith328]

@MaeStark same and ditto

[KiwiFlan]

She derided the Nazis in every possible way when she said that xD

[Whitedusk225]

How many times did it take for her to say this without bursting out into laughter.

[jerrythedutchmapler]

That's what I call... BALLS OF STE- I mean... DIAMONDS!

[Witchielake]

@jerrythedutchmapler Xtonic diamonds from the planet Midnight.

[NinjaOfTheTwilight]

This is the most amazing line of Doctor Who! I love it! :D

[MadameDorkily]

Not enjoying the new Doctor and such (probably just because I still have to get used to him) BUT, I like her already.

[astosky]

she has been practicing to say this for so long, i can tell by that giant smile on her face.

[thomasworld1]

dude she has more balls then the god damn devil em self

[EzeCoyote]

@thomasworld1 WELL she kind of knew what was going to happen anyway.

[kev0evolution]

i think ill use that line when i don't know the answer to something in history class... the teacher will love it

[MrMississippiMan]

I swear shes the female Chuck Norris

[Litheran]

@MrMississippiMan No; Chuck's the male River Song.

[WorldWalker128]

@MrMississippiMan

Nah. Not enough lame jokes.

[thedigitaldragon]

@MrMississippiMan pretty sure Chuck Norris would piss his pants if River Song appeared in front of him

[Ryagful]

she made a DALEK beg for mercy, suck it Chuck!!

[daleksvscybermen]

@MrMississippiMan She's chuck norris daughter

[Arella17]

@daleksvscybermen No she Rory's daughter Chuck Norris wishes he could be Rory ^_^

[ayumihamano]

@MrMississippiMan Personally I think she could kick Chuck Norris's ass.

[liongirlfc]

@MrMississippiMan Little Sister? Wait that means Chuck Norris. Is Amy and Rory's son.

Oh.My.Gosh.

[GeekTubee]

@liongirlfc that also means the doctors married to Chuck Norris....

[liongirlfc]

@GeekTubee Actually Chuck Norris is River older brother. So no he's not marred to him. But he is The Doctor's brother in law.

This actually makes bloody sense.

[Trisbreya]

@MrMississippiMan Pfft she's better than Chuck Norris!

[TheInspectorwho]

@Trisbreya She is Chuck Norris big sister and Rory is the father

[Trisbreya]

@TheInspectorwho Lol somewhere out there...there is a fan-fic for it.

[friendaka1]

@TheInspectorwho Chuck Norris has a TARDIS nightlight.

[OLDSCHOOLHHSEX]

@friendaka1 O_o Really? Chuck Norris has a TARDIS Night-Light?! can you prove this? seeing Chuck Norris do an World Of WarCraft endorsement commercial is believeable, but that TARDIS NightLight thing is questionable-dont get mad, lot of people remember 1 of Chuck Norris's older 1970,s movie as commando squad scenes in a sci-fi movie using a tricked out amored sandrail dune buggy

[24Pianist]

"I think I'll kill the Floolah"

[RiverPond17]

god River we love you!!

[WhitneyWombat]

RIVER ROCKS!!

[FleshEatingUnicorn]

LOVE ITTTTTTTTT

[Flamestripe6]

Agreed with the title I couldn't stop rewinding to hear it again!!!

[misssupercookie2011]

WHO'S WITH ME?

[Chesterhorse1993]

This line was amazing! I loved it!

[kierapop1]

lol hahahahahahaha this is funny :)

[Rita3500]

I love her sooooo much

[KeepCalm1702]

@Roydon990 Inflection and tone were lost in translation, dude. Peace.

[PikalaxALT]

She just got herself a one-way ticket to the gas chambers. Ticket can be redeemed any time before May 7, 1945.

[DaniMart2005]

Nazi: What are you doing here?

River Song: Well, I was on my way to this Gay Gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the Disabled when I suddenly though "Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit Rubbish,...I think I'll Kill the Fuhrer!".

Me: Danm Girl......you don't hold Shit back do ya? Not only did you just insult this man's Country, but you not even 10 Minutes ago stood there and watched as your Father put his Boss in a danm Closet and locked him in there! Have some respect Woman.....

[slva34]

@DaniMart2005 Why the random caps?

[Inbar253]

@DaniMart2005 Why would anyone need to respect nazies?

[KeepCalm1702]

@Roydon990 Don't be stupid. Alex is half German. Germans can say the word "Fuhrer" correctly because it's a German word. That doesn't make her sympathetic to the Nazis! Just like an American can say the word "racist" correctly without being one! Jackass. (By the way, I am half German and half American.) If you aren't American, you sure as shit sound like it!

[RedcoatT]

@Roydon990 She is actually half German, she has a British father and a German mother.

[WintaLynn]

Yeees! My favorite part in all of the sixth season.

[MrSeattlebound]

Gay Gypsy Bar Mitzvah For The Disabled 2012. All are invited!

[KeepCalm1702]

@MrSeattlebound Awesome! Hey, I'm flying to Seattle next week! Sounds like a party!

[KeepCalm1702]

Alex's German is so good because her mom is German, not just her husband. Growing up she undoubtedly spoke German at home, as well as, English. I had the same good fortune!

[haberdasherswater]

Gay agenda - anyone?

[WintaLynn]

@haberdasherswater Just one more group that Hitler targeted that River references in her joke- anyone?

[SerenityHatike]

@WintaLynn gypsys

[WintaLynn]

@SerenityHatike wut? o_o?

[haberdasherswater]

@WintaLynn Good point. However, there is the ' Gay Agenda' in other episodes, such as Craig and the Doctor against the Cyber-men.

[WintaLynn]

@haberdasherswater This is true. I see your point. How ever, it may be that Britain just doesn't see homosexuality as a hot topic like America does. They would probably make a bigger deal over the characters' sexuality rather than just mention it in passing and/or turning it into a joke.

[oXAlanahXo]

@WintaLynn there was a show on called 'due south' and they cancelled that just because the main actor was gay

[danaseilhan]

@haberdasherswater God forbid gay people are ever referenced in a TV show as human beings rather than some bizarre Other. I mean, they might be watching and everything!

[Arella17]

@haberdasherswater What is this Gay Agenda I hear so much about?

[haberdasherswater]

@Arella17 No doubt, that was the best phrase from Doctor Who but look at how ruined Torchwood became to integrate bisexuality and gay characters and it made it look amoral. Look at the Cybermen episode with Craig and there were many additions and references to gay people, but in unnecessary places.

P.S. The Agenda is more about telling six year olds that man+man = child, when it clearly isn't. Though, I support gay rights.

[WhiterThanYall]

I love how she said "Fuhrer" with a legit accent

[RagingSeraphim]

Fuad: Hahaha!  It's funny because they hate all that! Ohh!

[SpecialAgentRavage]

anyone else think that lead nazi in the dark jacket looks a bit like our favorite u-boat captain wannabe nine? lol jack harkness was right, his ww2 camo was awful

[migaud7789]

WHICH EPISODE IS THIS?!

[thereturnofflorence]

@migaud7789 Let's Kill Hitler.

[sirmarshazzle]

@migaud7789 "Let's Kill Hitler"

[murdochmonkey1]

the greatest troll EVARRR!

[chainedserendipity]

I was surprised at how well she pronounced Führer.

[frosted1030]

I met the doctor once, he divided by zero and I forget what happened next.

[TheK12314]

Jesus Christ woman! Saying that unstaggeringly to a fucking Nazi! This chick has more balls than most of the dudes I know...

[SeleneJessabelle1262]

@TheK12314 She's River Song. Also goes by Melody Pond and Hell in High Heels.

@SeleneJessabelle1262

NOW it makes sense.