They said they came up with this sketch when richard dunn's girlfriend was supposed to be coming by and they thought they heard her walking but it was just a buncha hunks
tim and eric are literally the best group of people ever that can find the most awkward people, movements, and sounds, and make it connect into one scene.
Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
@chaband Seven-ball is a contemporary rotation pool game with rules similar to nine-ball, though it differs in two key ways: the game uses only seven object balls as implied by its name, and play is restricted to particular pockets of the table. William D. Clayton is credited with the game's invention
@6149crystalclear I had to do a double take at that one! lmao, It's a doppleganger! It wouldn't surprise me if he did show up one day, they get a lot of big, unexpected stars on this show lol
when im not high can watch this for hours and not laugh but when i am i honestly cant stop laughing to the point where its insanely obnoxious...but i love it
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Yeah, I'm not a stoner either, but their straight-faced enthusiasm for completely idiotic humor is what sells it, in a similar but even more successful fashion than the guys on Dumb and Dumber.
truthfully i don't like this show. but that's only because i watched it sober. yesterday i got high off my ass and watched this show and it seemed to be the funniest thing i have ever seen. if you really hate this show try watching it some type of drug in your system
@LotsaSpagetti1740 I think that's the only reason this show is on adultswim. They know that people get fucked up and watch it and you see shit like this XD
@LotsaSpagetti1740 you don't have to be fucked up to enjoy this. i've seen this show completely sober, a little stoned, very stoned, and tripping balls on hallucinogens and no matter what state of mind you're in, it's just as funny. i didn't "get it" any more from being high, i just love this kind of humor no matter what.
Tim looks good with that lipstick
hevox 9 hours ago
that was an awesome bass riff
MrOrangeRhinoceros 10 hours ago
love love loooooove it! these 2 are my heros!
canla23 2 days ago
I'm the 1,000th "like"
Ostnizdasht206 3 days ago
Fuck you adult swim, why cant I watch this on my phone?!
ForsakenMantra 4 days ago
the first 4 seconds are the best!
Bojacks2 4 days ago
Genius.
valkyrie9002 4 days ago
I often go to bars to hustle some chumps with my Seven Ball skills.
JayPee383 5 days ago
LOL 0:52 where do they find these people?
cougarjenkz 6 days ago
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cougarjenkz 6 days ago
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They said they came up with this sketch when richard dunn's girlfriend was supposed to be coming by and they thought they heard her walking but it was just a buncha hunks
Lameeeee 1 week ago
great job
Bojacks2 1 week ago
Press 9. You know it sounds like a bass when that guy walks.
LucidDream 1 week ago
21 people have petite feet. HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS?? It's pure genius.
AnnaWrexxit 1 week ago
Is that Bob Kelso?
keystonedtp 1 week ago
Hey to everyone complaining about the commercials before had... the solution.. ADBLOCK PLUS... havent seen a commercial in months.
pileofrd1 2 weeks ago
"You did it... You did it..."
manaburn 2 weeks ago
I can't get this fucking song out of my head.
TheLeatherNunn 2 weeks ago 6
O really? Another Nicholas cage ad? hmmm...31 secs?.......CANT DO IT!
specie44 2 weeks ago 5
Gotta love the end with the chimes.
rhinoknife 3 weeks ago
i love that all tim had to do to win "7-ball" was to break. guess that's how you play it!
beandumper 3 weeks ago
can't fucking wait for billion dollar movie!
skillcosby88 3 weeks ago 2
@skillcosby88 its out on on demand and xbox live.
ArmorbyGod 3 weeks ago
All men in texas sound like they have petite feet cause of their cowboy boots
Diarrheabetic 3 weeks ago
EH EH EH EH EH
Gumbo550 3 weeks ago
this is so fucking original, EPIC!!
conablis1645 3 weeks ago
feminine step
dtorr14 3 weeks ago 2
Bob Kelso?
PiratedFilmsPro 1 month ago
the game is seven ball, best outta 3
COSMICSMI2LE 1 month ago
bassiest snare ever.
JIHADJESSE 1 month ago 4
she sounds just rite
Pestz4Evah 1 month ago
started with the old spice commercial which was made by tim and eric! :)
partieboi37 1 month ago
the chimes sent shivers down my back...
rockyracoon024 1 month ago
can i get this song on i tunes?
vidveiwer221 1 month ago
@vidveiwer221 yes
tollio1234 4 weeks ago
LMFAO!
tisaacso3625 1 month ago
what is it with all the creepy men
nickleization 1 month ago
i hope this never happens to me i couldnt take the dissapointment
sonofglove 1 month ago
THAT is how you play 7 ball.
SurvivalSociety 1 month ago 4
Ringtone
TheGrungeGamer2 1 month ago
no joke, tim and eric are really good songwriters. if someone told me that was a hall and oates song, i'd believe them
daharper125 1 month ago 20
This is the catchiest fucking song
tashlosung 1 month ago
Looks like a hip, hip bar.
BassHeadsProduction 1 month ago
1:09 - Robert Mitchum?
mikethreetwo1 2 months ago
That Heidecker sure play's a mean Seven Ball.
MetalMetallica8642 2 months ago 17
1:22 most intense tambourine solo I have ever heard.
watwat79 2 months ago
I want an extended mix!
ElleRoni 2 months ago
fuck yes, alchestbreach like tim and eric
MrNateisgreat999 2 months ago
this video needs to be watched once a month
Shizzmonger 2 months ago 8
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anlcntrox 2 months ago
It's too short:(
jameshawkins55 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
@jameshawkins55 That's what she said
npmendoza 2 months ago
Now every time I hear Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" I can't help but think of this song.
MrGsullivan 2 months ago
OMG i wish they had more instruments that matched the dudes walk hahaha
hawkd68 2 months ago
Now THATS how you play seven ball!
destructionman1 2 months ago
HAY HOUGH HAYAAH HAHAHA.....Now that's how you play seven ball.
crazypatsfan97 2 months ago
tim and eric are literally the best group of people ever that can find the most awkward people, movements, and sounds, and make it connect into one scene.
jlev14 2 months ago
Now THAT is how you play Sevenball!
cadepken 2 months ago
Eric WOULD be a Magnum man, lol.
delicatebiscuit 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
breaks and gets nothing in
"thats how you play seven ball!"
WTF
GreenHandMovies 3 months ago 3
@GreenHandMovies
thats the point, its SEVEN ball , all balls meaning none in haha
EsaelPaggin024 3 months ago
I wish I sounded like a bass guitar
razedeezy 3 months ago
lmao so fuckin rediculous, love tim and eric
coffinfeeder2007 3 months ago
I also sound like a bass groove when I walk!
Tannz0rz 3 months ago
I play this in my truck..
johncuda 3 months ago
@canaanfain777 Have you not heard about Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie?
nosfearic 3 months ago
she sounds just right
Ditot 3 months ago
oh my fucking god that shit is hilarious
OceanderTethyseus 3 months ago
Damn you, petite feet!
KidNothing89 3 months ago
Tim has dope tambourine technique.
LSDubstep 3 months ago
NOW THAT IS HOW YOU PLAY SEVEN BALL!!
MRSMOOVE1008 3 months ago
666 likes .. SATAN
BlueDoGGdeMoCrat 3 months ago
Tim and Eric have foot fetishes
Donnerstag 3 months ago
Tom and Jerry ad!!!
xee00 4 months ago
omg i had a tom and jerry ad thts the kind of ads i like
MrTyler534 4 months ago 28
@MrTyler534 i had an insurance ad i win
coenpat 3 weeks ago
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
I DO Sound like a Bass Guitar when I walk.
DanTheVikingr 4 months ago 71
@DanTheVikingr then you have petite feet
bigphil2695 1 month ago
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ZBritton714 1 week ago
@ZBritton714 I... What?
DanTheVikingr 1 week ago
@ZBritton714 What in the hell are you talking about, weirdo?
keystonedtp 1 week ago
this was too funny...
JavaSpitLava 4 months ago
I showed this to my dad and he thought it was a great goof and a spoof
ILoveTrannys89 4 months ago
So they misunderstood the sound of a woman walking into a room, and they made a whole entire song about it 10 seconds after it happened
albanmurtishi 4 months ago
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albanmurtishi 4 months ago
That petite feet guy is so ugly o.O
SissyNekoBoi 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you're too young to remember The Romantics - "Talking In Your Sleep"
...because Tim and Eric aren't.
TheInflicted 5 months ago
the only thing this skit was missing was the pure genious of james quall
one72pjw 5 months ago
damn eric's shirt is sexy
sapphire91288 5 months ago
i also have this song as my ringtone
TheMegapwnage666 5 months ago
"i get first, you get second EH EH EH EH" XD i laughed so hard at that part
TheMegapwnage666 5 months ago
I will never drink Vitamin Water again. :]
TourettesOrc 5 months ago
Strangely this song always puts a smile on my face.
andrewpickture 5 months ago
Alla the songs from this show are freakin' catchy. Sometimes it's kind of strange. Having "I Think My Sister's Cute" stuck in my head all day long.
salsburysteakjr 5 months ago
That dude looks like he has on two left shoes..ha...or on the wrong feet. Nice shoes, though...for a woman.
rrbrown813 5 months ago
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rrbrown813 5 months ago
I can't decide what my favorite part of this skit is
Either the fact that they can hear the person coming from such a distance that they have time to prepare and demonstrate their sex moves
or the way the other people nod to the song like, "Hm, I see their point"
psychopomp88 5 months ago
Great Job!
mondoraptor 5 months ago
what the hell is seven ball??
chaband 5 months ago
@chaband Come to my basement and I will show you.
flybikes90 5 months ago
@chaband Seven-ball is a contemporary rotation pool game with rules similar to nine-ball, though it differs in two key ways: the game uses only seven object balls as implied by its name, and play is restricted to particular pockets of the table. William D. Clayton is credited with the game's invention
MrBelrox 5 months ago
Sounds a little like Hall and Oates Maneater. Great video:)
rrbrown813 6 months ago
At 1:10 that guy is really enjoying his liquor!
TheSolofalcon1 6 months ago
Is anyone else interested in playing some Seven Ball?
Reltsirk 6 months ago 2
It froze at 28 and scared the hell outa me O.o
894Time 6 months ago
lmfao i luv this show
amberjezebel 6 months ago
<----
mkshujinko 6 months ago
when i walk people think neil peart is playing a drum solo. or flea is playing the bass. or...
secutorclaudius 6 months ago 2
12 People dislike cause they sound feminine when they walk!
BornFromDeath 6 months ago 2
I get firsts you get seconds eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh eeeh
trebekk69 6 months ago
Sweet bass solo!
Totema1 6 months ago
this is literally the dumbest show on television
Duvalinson63 7 months ago
Um was that the guy that played Bob Kelso from scrubs at :34?!?!
6149crystalclear 7 months ago
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deraifu 7 months ago
@6149crystalclear I had to do a double take at that one! lmao, It's a doppleganger! It wouldn't surprise me if he did show up one day, they get a lot of big, unexpected stars on this show lol
anemicroyaltea69 6 months ago
this lives on through john benjamin has a van witch will also be cancelled shortley
calliew12 7 months ago
@calliew12 which*
ipwnorcs 7 months ago
look up Edwyn Collins - A Girl like you do it ! you'll fuckin laugh hahahahaha
M0oTang 7 months ago
I get first, you get seconds.
meggayyxoxo 7 months ago
Timpani sounds from a snare? Yes.
UnDeadGamers 7 months ago
I wish my footsteps sounded like a bass guitar riff. Thatd be sweeeeeet
ThurnerCP3 7 months ago
hahaha i love how they got so much make up on, so funny!
DISCLOSURE51 7 months ago
THATS TOO FUNNY! LMFAO!
DISCLOSURE51 7 months ago
awesome tom roll on the snare!!! :D
diddygt 7 months ago
when im not high can watch this for hours and not laugh but when i am i honestly cant stop laughing to the point where its insanely obnoxious...but i love it
ILIKEPIE38 7 months ago
i dont understand this why its so funny when im not high but when im high i cant stop watching it.
ajsk8r99 8 months ago 2
lotsa people think Tim and Eric stupid...they are wrong and must be punished
MrFox7stringking 8 months ago
@MrFox7stringking I think this is one of the stupidest thing's I've ever seen. I love it.
nebulawas 7 months ago
I love how he's casually standing next to the dart board while someones playing
noscopmankillerz1 8 months ago
0:33 BOB KELSO!
TezzeracT 8 months ago
I seriously have slide out a massive mud dragon from my asshole
mackles 8 months ago
God Eric's face fucking trips me out at :27 in the mirror, i'm high as fuck
FoldedTapestry 8 months ago 2
The game Is seven ball. best outa three. HEEYIGHT! HAI! HEEYAA! YA! HA HA HA!
lurchedjesus 8 months ago 2
lololololol
Docsdanameppp 8 months ago
@canaanfain777 There will be. It's called "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie"
LOSTHOMEY1 8 months ago
thumbs up if you got a creepy mouse comercial
DanthemanSpideyFilms 8 months ago
Anyone else feel like the guy with the black shirt on gained a lot of weight?
manaburn 8 months ago
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I hate it when people do this, and I'm sorry if this annoys you, but when you're fifteen and trying to become a musician/songwriter, your options are kind of limited. Maybe my music and I are worth something. So, even though I'm kind of, ok, totally being a spammer right now, please give me a chance. Please, click on my name and check out my songs. Or not. No pressure. Cheers!
babyv00d00 8 months ago in playlist Pick Your Battles
A Lady!!!!
olmosdrums 8 months ago
About five minutes after I was watching this video I heard my mom come home and called down to her to ask her why she was home so early.
It was my dad.
akitsaws666 8 months ago 100
@akitsaws666 i wanna meet that dad.
MsSkateboardP 5 months ago
@akitsaws666 I WANNA MEET THAT DAD.
DaltonMan321 3 months ago
@DaltonMan321 I WONDER WHAT HIS DADS LIKE.
Dashcfgame 3 months ago
i get first and you get seconds...eh eh eh eh!!!
:D
diddygt 8 months ago
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If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago
@fullmetalsaiyan Psh.
c4r50n1 9 months ago
funniest video ever
MrFox7stringking 9 months ago
Notice how the notes of the chimes went higher as the hand brushed them lower
comaeternal88 9 months ago
@comaeternal88 nope, but i also don't play chimes
carlozo777 9 months ago
what is that? A lady
boricua6483 10 months ago
Yeah, I'm not a stoner either, but their straight-faced enthusiasm for completely idiotic humor is what sells it, in a similar but even more successful fashion than the guys on Dumb and Dumber.
And8But 10 months ago 2
Tim and Eric's material is rarely as good as the production quality. Just because it's well-lit and tightly edited doesn't mean it's funny.
mediamadman747 10 months ago
1:29
that's how i sound like when i fart.
shonnh1 10 months ago
did anyone else think that was James Woods in this? i dont think it is though.
YTHasHilariousVideos 10 months ago
The whole 'having to watch this show on drugs in order to laugh' thing is ridiculous. I'm straight edge and this show kills me every time.
uRwutUeat 10 months ago 2
truthfully i don't like this show. but that's only because i watched it sober. yesterday i got high off my ass and watched this show and it seemed to be the funniest thing i have ever seen. if you really hate this show try watching it some type of drug in your system
LotsaSpagetti1740 10 months ago
@LotsaSpagetti1740 I think that's the only reason this show is on adultswim. They know that people get fucked up and watch it and you see shit like this XD
JackSpicerGaaralover 10 months ago
@LotsaSpagetti1740 you don't have to be fucked up to enjoy this. i've seen this show completely sober, a little stoned, very stoned, and tripping balls on hallucinogens and no matter what state of mind you're in, it's just as funny. i didn't "get it" any more from being high, i just love this kind of humor no matter what.
LambsBreadHerb 10 months ago
Everytime i see this show on i want to punch a baby, It's just that bad.
PflGlace 10 months ago
i love it their facial expression's are priceless hahahahaha
chasebanner85 10 months ago
8 people sound like ladies when they walk in a room
Potatoe227 10 months ago 2
Tim and Eric's tobacco add doesn't have the same magic as the show.
WallyKurtz 11 months ago
So fucking stupid that even the United States Virgin Islands isn't considered part of the United States.
USVISouljah 11 months ago
@USVISouljah haha WTF!? why are we commenting about this on a tim and eric video about feet? haha
NanoFiles 10 months ago
@USVISouljah
They aren't?
10lettername 3 weeks ago
0:32 I guess Tim was showing that man his signature poke.
shonnh1 11 months ago
So a man's footsteps should sound like 2 giant stomps, followed by 2 pelvic thrusts and a sweet drum solo in the background.
Awesome.
xxxDrDEWofCovtownxxx 11 months ago
@xxxDrDEWofCovtownxxx Correct. Pelvic thrusts are always a must
ThouHastEnabled 10 months ago
Tumbers better than pumpers
losifer69 11 months ago
Tumbles better than pumpers...
losifer69 11 months ago
"What is that?"
"You know what it sounds like to me...a lady."
THIS NEVER GETS OLD! One of the best clips hahaha
Joannin 11 months ago
I actually liked this song.
But I still have a hard time understanding how they got a show with this junk
brotos 11 months ago
My footsteps sound like a kick-ass bass line.
I guess I have manly footsteps.
jkdanahy 11 months ago
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I fucking hate this show... When it's on and I can't find the remote, I get pissed off.
TheLegitReaper 11 months ago