Since I guess we're dropping our wasted stories, fuck it lol. I was 17 (21 now, much wiser). I had been, well, going the rick james route (don't any more, but hey I was wild), so I wasn't feeling the two earlier shots I took. So I...chugged...the better part of a fifth of Hennessy (minus like 4 shots). The yayo was making me feel like a badass, so I did something dumb...decided to take a huge chug of vodka. Woke up the next day, fully clothed, no memory. Didn't throw up though!
Well, i was 16. Went to a freinds house i had never really drunk anything hard before. He had cheapest vodka and whiskey you could buy.. i took a couple shots.. wasn't feeling anything so took a few more and a few more. Then i just started falling over and lights out. I woke in a puddle of my own puke it was all in my hair and i also awoke fully drunk. I was told i was having seizures and laughing my ass off.
i was at a party and i had a 40oz of absolute... i did shots, and shots, and then i was so drunk i broke my shot glass so i started to drink from the bottle... then i dont remember XD
New years eve me and a friend went to a sororiety house and got hammered, blacked out woke up the next day at this girls house i dont remember meeting, couldnt find my clothes so i had to wear the girls. i guess we went club hoppin for like 3 hours. had a text from a guy named Jeff i dont remember saying thanks for giving him a ride home. never drove to the sororiety so i have no idea whose vehicle i was driviing, my friend woke up in a wheelchair in Denver without being able to remember much.
Had a party at my house when my parents were gone, Drank 2 bottles of absolut and 6 redbull. Blacked out completely. The next day my friends showed me a picture of me fucking the hottest girl that was there, I wish i never blacked out...
Just today I went to a party I drank so much alcohol that I was hungover now im throwing up in the bathroom my sister dorothy is holding my hair while I puke excuse me I need to BARF
New years 2007 just turned 18 (in australia legal age for drinking) crazy party at one of the most popular clubs in sydney(Ivy). Lost all my friends spent all my money cant even remember how many girls i hooked up with but i was all over the joint(normally i wouldnt cheat on my girlfriend), got in a fight with myself, all i know though is i almost went home with a tranny and some random saved me. Next day having lunch with my girlfriend and family i burst like a volcano, spew all over the food.
summer of 2011, party at a friends place, i was kind if in to the chick who was hosting. all of the people there got wasted and my friend got in a fight with one of his friends he then started to vomit allover he then went home with one of his shoes LOL and then the rest of us started to play drinking games, and then this chick got superhorny and we started having sex infront of everyone there, and man i gotta tell u that pussy was tight!
but anyways the sick thing is that i was 14 at the time
im 19 and never tasted alkohol, not because i didnt want too.
but because my religion forbids it and i dont have friends to invite me to a party or something. ohh and i've never been on a real party in my life, that suck huh :( ???
i've always wanted to taste bayles that milk one and jack daniels.
I drank 6 beer cans, got wasted and went to my school, (after school hours but there were still people that knew me there) while walking to school I almost got into a fight with big Samoan dudes, once I got to school i started falling everywhere and laughing, then I remember talking to these 2 chicks without knowing that their parents were calling the cops, so the paramedics and cops came, then called my mom and dad. After all that I wasn't even grounded. Thats what happens when they leave beer
21st birthday, before my sister took me to the pool hall i went to celebrate with my close friends i had two shots of jack daniels, and i should mention here that i'm not a liqour guy i do beer. first 2 drink at the place my cousin gets me mixed drinks. i want beer so i try putting them down fast. about an hour into the party i finally have my beer. after just 2 strong beers i wind up in the bathroom knocked out cold! wake up in my bed with no memory of last night. still get pictures.
during march break I had three girls over for a sleep over with one other guy who i know, i am also a guy So we all got drunk and this is actually my first time and i went too hard. So one of the girls i had a crush on for awhile now and she has this BANGING body, me and her was just cuddling in my bed while the rest were in the other room. AND THEN i feel asleep. while the rest of them had a bangfest.
I was naked at a pool party, fell into the pool scratching the edge and got a hell of a bruise to my rib area, got shot with some toyguns leaving painful looking marks, got a blowjob from an ugly ass chick, hitchiked to another city with 3 different cars, got in a fight and took a cab home(a damn expensive one). vodka, raw
i've been drinking vodka since i was 14, and i hate it now, it's all you drink in estonia. This one birthday years ago, everyone who came, brought like 1.5 liters of vodka, and the birthday boy got like 5 liters as a present. So i'm pounding it pretty hard, after 1 am i black out totally, the next morning i wake up naked, in the forest, in a puddle of water. I don't really know to this day what exactly happened, but i heard later that among other things, i jumped out of a 3rd story window.
i got so drunk after a full 3 or more hours of non stop drinking then a game of fuck the dealer (with cards) during that game i was so wasted i was showing the cards and everyone playing was cheating becuz they saw the cards and basically i went to the floor after my last card was guessed.
this isn't mine but i thought it was an interesting experience my friend had. one time my friend was so wasted he had no idea what was going on. he closed his eyes for a second and when he opened them again he was at Mcdonalds with everyone eating. he thought it was cool that that happened so he closed his eyes again and when he opened them he was in his friends bed with a different shirt on.
This one time I mixed Monster and Vodka. When I awoke, I was in bed with my roomate, but the weird thing was that my ex-girlfriend, and his current girlfriend were in the bed with us... We still wonder to this day who did what with who.
When I was going to Humboldt State University for a year. The very first party I went to there I had my very first jungle juice. It wasn't the best jungle juice but it wasn't the worst jungle juice. I continually kept going back to the bucket for more and more juice until it finally hit me. Then I was so fucked up I didn't know what I was saying to my friends so then I just decided to walk myself home. But when I was walking home I didn't realize I was running like a drunk maniac, thank friends.
i was at caribana in canada and i met these hot girls, went back to their place and started taking shots like it was water....we were walking on our way back to caribana and the last thing i remember is falling to the floor. woke up in a starbucks surrounded by police and ambulance. FML.
OK this will be embarrassing.I got drunk from beer.I had 8 liters of beer (for all you americans a liter is 4 normal water glasses).Sooo my girlfriend was there and I started going like "Hey lets go in the bushes and I will fuck your brains out" and all that shit.Then I jumped a couple of guys because they were making fun of my friends and I end up at home with a black eye and a 4 hour white spot in my mind.
I'm young still, so I've never been completely wasted, but I went through half a bottle of Patron and about 3 or 4 vodka's and sprite during my uncle's wedding and ended up puking 3 times and having my brother (who was sneaking it all to me) trying to feed me cake which ended up making me puke 3 more times. But it was fucking fun lol.
lol got wasted down in key wast at a company party,boss called open bar ..BIG MISTAKE..did so many shots of Bacardi 151..next thing i know im taking a boat to go to the bungalow's and im leaning off the side of the boat going "ARG ME HARDIES WE WILL AVAST THE SCURVY LAND LUBBERS!..then i fell in the ocean in about 100+ feet of water..boat circles around and picks me up,but i was scared shitless cause i was sure a shark was going to get me.ocean,drunk,nighttime..not good!
another time i was in a club underage and the top floor was blocked out apparently the electricity went out and meand my cousin were immediatly thinking no cameras! we snuck up there each like 10 IPA's deep we went behind and there were bottles galooooore grey goose hennesse patron belvadere and we found cristal skull vodka and i put it behind my head under my shirt and snuck out of the club and said to the bouncer i had a hunchback than we ran to the bus stop the bottle had a price tag $110.99
I was in ocean city md about a month ago we pregamed with a 5th of patron on the ride down i had atleast half the bottle mixed with gatorade. We got there and we went to another store bought a 30rack of natty light i was typsy and went into this liquor store(Underage) and got 2 handles of belvedere costing me nearly 200$ we killed all of them before 7pm me and 3 friends then we went to the english buffet and tried to dine and dash i got chased by a mexican tackled gashed my toe and had to pay
I drank so much.. Jager Bombs, Jack and Coke, EVERYTHING. I don't remember drinking that much ever. I got to a party.. walked RIGHT in front of a cop. He didn't notice a THING. Then I proceeded to grind on a girl and then tried to make out with her.. I got hit over the head with a bottle when her boyfriend came back..
i am 13 at a party witha whole bunch 23 to 39 year old and im hammered completely shit faced cuase they kept givin me shot and i was a good drinker better than them but any way first i was talkin to my girlfriend and i told my brothers mom to tell my girl to wear that little thing i like and she got so pissed and broke up with me i called her crying and the people wer juss lookin at me some looked sad 4 me some luaghed... i got to the restroom and peed came out with my dick out and fell asleep
I once woke up on a huge billboard in the middle of a roundabout, but i was too drunk to crawl down so i had to stay there untill my hangover was gone...i was pretty wasted!..
i went out with a chick that i wanted to root that night and was so drunk i told her that i wasn't sexually attracted to her, literally! biggest bullshit.
Got pretty wasted on vodka with a few friends one night. We were at this guys apartment taking turns with shots. Me and my friend stumble our way to the bathroom and decide we need to help eachother take our pants off. After using the bathroom we apparently forgot to pull up our pants so we are walking around with just our shirts and panties on. So I laugh and she laughs and everybody laughs and I pass out in the middle of the living room. The end.
had a letter bottle of apple sours a half bottle vodka and nearly a crate of budwiser passed out in the back garden boked all over the grass then went upstairs fell into the bath boked again then woke up in the girls bed an hour later with i love amye soo much wrote across my boddy and i love laura soo much wrote across my boddy aswell so i went downstairs for the rest of my crate :L and started playing kings with everyone else :L
first time drinking i had 6 shots of pinnacle vodka. all i remember is laying out in the snow, puking in my friends car, and scissor's coming towrds my face. then i woke up in his basement with a xbox headset on and a pile of puke next to me.
I'm 18 now but 17 then. It was last month and I've gotten drunk many times but not like this. So, I was at my friend's house and getting ready to hit a club. We got ready too early lol so we started cracking up the drinks, there was 4 of us. We got so hammered that we forgot we were supposed to leave for the club so we called friends over and like 8 people showed. They all brought drink and a truck load of it! By 3:00am everyone was pretty much puking everywhere that the next day was HELL!
I was at an event where all the alcohol was free and the point was to get as drunk as possible. In order I drank: 7 shots of jagr, 6 shots of vodka (including 3 body shots), 6 shots of tequila, 1 red cup of bacardi 151, 3 1/3 red cups of vodka, 4 red cups of beer, and that's where I lost track. I don't know how I'm still alive. I passed out twice, fought (and pinned) a sober guy (people told me about it the next day), bought a pizza, got a sober girls number (WTF?), etc..
@bbenally88 I'm over 200 pounds, have a high metabolism, and it was spread out over a couple of hours. Regardless, I still shouldn't have been able to walk home, but w/e.
after 2 bottles of jack daniels and about 10 600ml cans of beer i thought it would be funny to piss on the window of a car stopping at a red light. half way through pissing i realized the window was down and the guy had to get out of his car through the other door and tried punching me. i ducked and he smashed his side view mirror. i then ran 3 blocks and the only reason i stopped running was because i was laughing that much i face planted on concrete.
i drunk some more and went and ran up and down the stairs and all through the hallways knocking on different peoples doors. later on i went and got in the jacuzzi and thats where i woke up the next morning.. LMAO!!!! Damn i was messed up
i remember last year some college class mate and I went down to the coast for a Criminal Justice Convention. after the Convention was done i went back to the hotel got totally wasted. some friends came to my room and was like hey lets go get some liquor. me i was already drunk and i was like wateva lets go... so i stumbled to there truck and climb up and got in. forgot to close my door, and fell out while the truck was rolling out the parking lot of our hotel.. After we got back to the room..
The party started at 8, at 9 we drank and about 10 I don't remember A THING..
I couldn't like stand straight..I had to walk to the bathroom like a worm..and after I peed..I actually bend over hit my head on the washbasin ....I said some pretty fucked up things...and if this wasn't embarrassing enough..I slept in my own puke
once i got so drunk I started hittin on a the mirror. We were talkin n' all and then I said: "Imma get some dringks" I ger back the girl(my mirror image) allready has 2 drink on her. Sowe break up and the whole party is laughin'.
and things started getting shittier and shittier. I mixed the vodka with jin, coca cola and other stuff. Here I should mention that everybody used their big ass beer glasses all the night.
On the next morning I had the biggest headache ever in my life and I threw up the first thing going to WC. I remember my brother was the tougher though. Nothing came out of his little mouth that son of a bitch! But after experience like that everybody would stop drinking. Not me though!!!!
My first time I got wasted was when I was 13 or 14 I don't remember exactly. So me and my little brother ( who's 2 years younger than me) got to the house of a friend. He needed some stereo to make the party noisy and so we got ourselves invited. Of course me and my brother as young and inexperienced little fucks began with the heavy stuff to show off. I remember I was drinking a big glass of half beer and half rakia ( which is our whiskey, here on the Balcans). After that came the vodka...
I was in the Yucatan of Mexico with some of my mates and we were partying at this bar 'Carlos and Charlie's' and I had a good 19 shots of Jose and was fucked up beyond belief haha Anywho I started to hit on the female bartender, one thing led to another and I ended up 5 kilos from the bar at this 18 year old bartender's house with no idea what happened and my mates thought I was dead or something cause I apparently was so drunk I forgot to tell them I was leaving at like 3 AM. I was fine though
I went camping with some friends had a gallon of jim bean said we would only take a few shots, ended up me and a friend took close to 20 shots. well i was falling on my face all night went to bed in the back of my truck, a friend who didnt drink walked over and said hey yo you gotta help me get justin up, i was like what the hell i cant walk what the fudge do you think i can do,, any way tried to sit up ended up puking about 7 times fell over and slept in my own puke....
I got fucked up new years 2005 going into 2006 neadless to say i shop a firework near my buddies tool shed which had allot of good tools in it and burned it to the ground long long night
All I remember from that night is me finishing 1 liter of some weird cocktail...and then everything went black. Next thing I know, I'm on my bed being woken up by my landlord, he looks angry and confused and I don't know why the hell he's waking me up. Suddenly he calls me over to my living room...and points me to the broken window. My body is all sore and I don't know why. He tells me I got home and broke the window instead of opening the door. It could've been worse, so now I don't get wasted.
Skyy, my cousin and I were celebrating his friends birthday at this restaurant. We got there 20 minutes early so we both just have a beer a piece. After about an hour we move on to the heavy liquor and when I say heavy, I mean about a good liter and a half of liquor. So we start drinking calmly and as a group we all take a double shot of tequila. So some time passes by and I'm pretty good and drunk and after about my 17th shot, I feel all the saliva come back so I run to a plant and puke...
i got drunk like 25drinks (i am 16) and i was at a matesparty, when the party was winding down two of the girls there had a beat going to see who could get with me first and they came up to me and both tried to pick me up anyways in the end they both said that they were staying at the house over night as was I, we ended up all waking up in the bathroom, 3sometime just as we woke up the guys parents house came into the bathroom and looked at one of the girls and noticed it was her daughter!
most recent time i got completely wasted i one, drank way to much, then my budy had a huge jar of pickles with those fat ass pickles and we ate about 3 each in a drunken munchi binge. i passed out on the couch soon after, and his dog came to sleep by it. i rolled over and puked as if to puke on the floor but there was his dog, the only image i remember is seeing his dog covered in puke and him laughing wiping it off with a towl, the dog never moved and was all greasy and smelled horrible
i was drinking straight burbon cause we ran out of coke, and i puked all on the train on the trip home my mates sat accoss from me on differnt seats pretending they wernt with me then when we got to our stop they dragged my drunk ass off the train then i started hanging a shit on the platform, oh yer it was peak hour people everywhere. and i was so drunk i fell back in it rolled around for a bit then my mates dragged me home coverd in shit. had to throw my shoes out the next day =(
my friend and i went to a bar once and he ordered like a "bob" or something and it was diet dr pepper (cause he's diabetic) and vodka with like JD or something and after like four of those i wake up in his basement in my boxers. we swapped houses for w.e reason. i was in my boxers because i had just slept with his 19 y/o sister. WIN!
i got totally fucked up to the point where at 1 am i start chatting this girl up, boyfriend shows up, tries to figure out what the hell i was doing...i make out with the girl as the guy is tapping my shoulder and i'm going like "hold on hold on it's ok it's all good" and on top of that i get the girls' number!!!
Ok, most fucked up drunk story i've been in i broke up with my girlfriend and head into a local pool bar with two of my friends here are the statistics to give you an idea two mexican beers (tequila,beer, lime, salt) 2 jeiger bombs Then the beer chugging challenge, an icebucket topepd with beer 3 tequila shots Result: i took a girl's phone number and kissed her while her boyfriend was there! FUN at this point we're all being very friendly with everyone! later on came the tequila shots...
Got Drunk at this Blokes house party in Tasmania (Australia), had beer pong's, awful pre-mixed drinks, the typical Aussie Party, stumbled home, wasted, woke up in my bed + spew all over the bed sheets, what made it worse is that we were renting the house, and we were leaving that house the next day, embarrassing, I had to get the stench of vomit out of the doona, being in a little town I had to drive 50km to find a Laundromat, that as well as Greening out in Canada, I never over-drink now.. :)
Got Drunk at this Blokes house party in Tasmania (Australia), had beer pong's, awful pre-mixed drinks, the typical Aussie Party, stumbled home, wasted, woke up in my bed + spew all over the bed sheets, what made it worse is that we were renting the house, and we were leaving the house the next day, embarrassing, we had to get the stench of vomit out of the doona, being in a little town we had to drive 50km to find a Laundromat, that (as well as Greening out in Canada) I never overdrink.. :)
one time i drank a bottle of JD (I'm a small guy btw... 5'6) at my friends house party the summer before university. anyways, after staggering around for a little while saying to people, "still standing, yo!" i lay down on the grass and... well... i wasnt still standing after that. vomit all over the place.
my freaking roomates gave me the most nastiest beer they can find got me plastered then gave me about 5-6 roman cokes whent outside I was completely out of my skull.
Who the girl was, I have no idea. What we did, also no clue. I woke up at home at 4 AM, no idea how I got there, cause my sister said she lost track of me after I went upstairs, and she said she didn't bring me home. And that's the most wasted I've ever been.
But I was reaching my sober limit, so I wanted to stop, so I asked for a glass of water. The bartender gave me a glass of water, but I put it down on a table, and then I picked up my friends glass of vodka instead. Both were the same kind of glass, and both were full (250 ml, I think). So I chugged that, and that the last thing I remember. I never heard the full story, but I heard that I got on the tables, stripped, and beat two guys up, then disappeared upstairs with a girl.
I'd like to post my wasted story in all it's details. Sadly, i don't know all the details. See, I wanted to spend my new years at home, just chilling, no party, no nothing. But my sister insisted that I come with her to this party, so I did. I didn't really know any people there, but I hit it good with some of the boys and girls there, and I started partying, and drinking. Mixed a hell of a lot of drinks: beer, wine, whisky, tequila. But I was still in control... kind of.
One time, actually it was the first time I got drunk hahaha so I guess I started off on the right foot, but I had 5 shots of the Capn and 6 shots of Smirnoff vodka then chugged some whiskey. According to everyone else there I was walking around acting like a pimp and a british gentleman at the same time! I woke up on the floor the next morning and only remembered the drinks and that I had some fun hahah
Killed a 26er of polar ice in 2 shots on a bet, got up walked around talking to people for a few minutes until i forgot where i was, left with a few friends trying to get me home then i puked and passed out on someones lawn. woke up there in the morning and didnt remember a thing after i downed the bottle
i was at a friends house and he had a bottle of cheryy brunette for me and lime for him. We drank about 1/3 of each of our bottles. I was so fucked up i waqs tryin to play left for dead 2 and coudlnt even make it through a doorway, let alone shoot a zombie. Then i fell on to his bed and said i was tired when really i was just really fuqed up. But good thing i had no hangover the next morning =]
Once my friend mixed up Hpnotiq, Vodka ,and some secret ingredient .
He calls it "The Viper" (i don`t have a clue if it really exists so don`t tell me about shit,OK?) Its actually pretty strong!
So i got drunk as fucking hell.
Now like every time im drunk i wanna fuck a girl. And i met one girl and stuff , when to her place,started kissing and ... I vomited in her mouth ... She ... kinda ... hated me some time ( more like 4 years) and when someone tells my name . she wants to kill someone(me)
I was in Cambodia wasted so much and ride the mopad at 3 in the morning trying to pick up a chick.Once i did i took her to the hotel and then she has a penis.I dont care so i just continue only sad part is she cleaned out my wallet and gave a hickey on my dick! i have to stay there for another 3 months
Got drunk on the 24th of june ( wich is '' La Saint Jean '' , our national quebec day if you like ) and got the girl who I knew had a crush on me. She gimme a handjob. I was actually really suprise that she could get me up with the amount of alcohol I had in my body.. One week after that, I said : Yeah well, I was drunk and I dont really give a f*** about you, screw off... One of my drunk story
Half a bottle of vodka and 2 js.....tried to rape a girl in front of like 10 people....sshe got up and slapped me so hard I fell on the couch. Like a week after she became my girlfriend. W000t.
20th birthday got fucked, had a double shot with everyone in the room to begin with (i think around 25 people, not too sure) then after that i cant remember, apparently a lot more. But i do remember that the straight JD shots took me over the edge that night, threw up after that damn shot...
once i had 4 drinks of campari mixed with vodka , i waked up at the hospital steel f.up and i was thinking :damn its like a real dr house episode.cuz im a skinny mf i guess..
I think the worst drunk night i have to be was actually the best night ever probably. It was my 21st birthday i had a 300 dollar giftcard to fridays and i was drinking all night. I started the night drinking a 6 pack of Corona with the boys. Moved to Fridays were i proceeded to take 21 shots. EVERYONE different. Drink 2 AMFS cause i love them. And drop a Long Island on my buddies wife while i was holding it in my hand.
drank somewhere from 16-18 drinks in less than ten minutes. too drunk to sit down. puked my guts outonce and blacked out. was unwakeupable. people tried. threw a punch at a girl trying to get me to roll over. remember nothing.
[cont.]Graduation was the worst experience to sit through the next day, and my friend nearly fell down the stairs, which would've caused me to laugh uncontrollably had I not been focusing so hard on not throwing my guts up in the middle of a stadium.
[cont.]my memory, but according to my roomate apparently I was naked sitting on the toilet shitting diarreah while puking into the bathtub at the same time, all the while my friend who took the shots with me was puking in the sink, mindlessly repeating "This is bullshit".
@bcgabriot Ahh yes... The drunk shit. I hate that. I got so drunk that I had to take the drunk shit before, while puking in the bathtub just like you. It burns when all that alcohol comes out. Thats one of those times when you just gotta strip down naked and let everything out. I managed to get rid of everything and just sat on my bathroom floor ass naked and smoke a cig. I tried to stand up after but could only manage a crawl. I ended up passing out on the hallway floor mid-crawl lol.
[cont.]Eventually we made it back to my apartment, but we couldn't actually get up the stairs, and ended up just semi-passing out, laying on the floor and watching the ceiling spin. My room-mate got us into our apartment, where I immediately started throwing up in the bathroom. I literally tripped over and landed on my face on the way to the bathroom it was so urgent. After puking for a bit, the next parts are pretty hazy in[...]
[continued]But one bartender that we knew from school a few years back started giving one of my friends and I free shots of something called "liquid cocaine". I didn't know what was in it, but it tasted good and didn't appear to be that strong at the time. It didn't hit us till later when we were outside a burger joint winding down for the night. We both sat down, stayed silent for a moment, then looked at each other, and were like "man, are you all of a sudden as drunk as I am right now?"
Most wasted I've been - was the night before my college graduation. Went out for what supposed to be just a few drinks with some other friends who were graduating. Well one thing led to another and we all were drinking way more than we originally planned, hopping from bar to bar. Now that's fine, I was headed for nothing but a hangover at that point.
one time wen i was fucked up like really fucked up tho i went outside of the party threw up for like 1 hour came bak in and began drinkin again my breath smelled like fresh ass! and started dancing with these girls, and got a 3 way kiss then i pulled out of the kiss (so im told) and threw up all over both their shoes looked around, then collapsed then all i can remember waking up in a farm feild weird shit!
im in college and it was the night before move out [packing up & leaving our dorms] we wanted to get super trashed so we started early, "a couple" of mojitos, 4-40's,& a handful of shots. Before we knew it we had drank everything we had, except this disgusting wine, we were broke & desperate so we went to her dorm, got it, came back to my dorm and met this 90 lbs nerd. To make a long story short my friend barfed in his room, he had to mop up wine and chunks, and we made him late 2his last final
It was new year's night and I was celebrating new year's night in my usual way (alone....... I know it sounds sad :( but anyway) I've had some vodka in my fridge and decided to drink, I drank 8 shots of vodka without eating anything, I was lying on the floor for half an hour and after 2 hours I threw up 3 times, I thought I was gonna die.
ok, i was a bit underaged.. at my friends house, and when i was watching his dog while he was on vacation, i invited a few... other friends over and we stumbled upon his parents home bar, and found a shitload of crown royal... and decided to just take shots along with uk, other stuff.. and for some reason this sounded fun... we made a game of after taking a shot, who can make the loudest noise of shattering the glass after taking a shot.. that was NOT a fun clean-up... but yeah, my story :-)
The next morning i woke up without my friend in a police cell for being drunk and disorderly in an ASDA store in the next town along being shown a CCTV tape of me and my friend down to boxers doing the Bad Touch Dance on one of the service counters. I had to pay around £550 in repairs form items that we had broken. Good Times :)
I was at a house party with a shit ton of people, me and like three othere guys decided to prove that we were the best heavey weights in the place so we started chugging Strongbow, JD, WKD and Vodka. At around 11:30-12:00 we ran out of alcohol, so me and a friend volentired to get some.
i dont remember my friend told me cause he didnt drink but i was at a bar in the winter and my friend looked away he looked at me and i was making out with a ple and then my tounge got stuck and i pulled it off and there was blood everywhere then i got 2 my house blacked out found out i fell asleep in the neighbors dog house.
one day from work i got drunk without eating at a friends house, and i was mixing all types of shit grey goose, absolute, palmasan (check Spelling), I was good until i sat down in the chair then i was so fucked up i said i was going home, i blacked out every step i made, got in my car got to the first stop sign then all i know i was home, i didnt remember how i got there, music was load but couldnt hear it, then when i got in i started throwing up standing, and it lasted iike a week, lmao!!
it all started when i drank a half bottle of Bacardi rom.. at that point i was all ready drunk so i did not need the Bacardi.. so after i had drank the Bacardi :
i puked on the floor and on a bean bag.. before that i had all ready punched my hand into the wall so i was bleeding...
then i urinated all over my friend's mom's boyfriends racing bike.... and it was standing indoor...
i fucked it up pretty bad... this is only 50 % off all the stupid things i did that night.. that was a while ago.
it all started when i drank a half bottle of Bacardi rom.. at that point i was all ready drunk so i did not need the Bacardi.. so after i had drank the Bacardi :
i puked on the floor and on a bean bag.. before that i had all ready punched my hand into the wall so i was bleeding...
then i urinated all over my friend's mom's boyfriends racing bike.... and it was standing indoor...
i fucked it up pretty bad... this is only 50 % off all the stupid things i did that night.. that was a while ago.
does anyone else hear the girl screaming? 1:15
ziegelsteinable 1 day ago
Since I guess we're dropping our wasted stories, fuck it lol. I was 17 (21 now, much wiser). I had been, well, going the rick james route (don't any more, but hey I was wild), so I wasn't feeling the two earlier shots I took. So I...chugged...the better part of a fifth of Hennessy (minus like 4 shots). The yayo was making me feel like a badass, so I did something dumb...decided to take a huge chug of vodka. Woke up the next day, fully clothed, no memory. Didn't throw up though!
MartyB151 1 day ago
Well, i was 16. Went to a freinds house i had never really drunk anything hard before. He had cheapest vodka and whiskey you could buy.. i took a couple shots.. wasn't feeling anything so took a few more and a few more. Then i just started falling over and lights out. I woke in a puddle of my own puke it was all in my hair and i also awoke fully drunk. I was told i was having seizures and laughing my ass off.
ImCoreyDammit 1 day ago
Cider+Guinness = Guinness Snake Bite
JakeMDavey 6 days ago
i was at a party and i had a 40oz of absolute... i did shots, and shots, and then i was so drunk i broke my shot glass so i started to drink from the bottle... then i dont remember XD
MrRock151 3 weeks ago
New years eve me and a friend went to a sororiety house and got hammered, blacked out woke up the next day at this girls house i dont remember meeting, couldnt find my clothes so i had to wear the girls. i guess we went club hoppin for like 3 hours. had a text from a guy named Jeff i dont remember saying thanks for giving him a ride home. never drove to the sororiety so i have no idea whose vehicle i was driviing, my friend woke up in a wheelchair in Denver without being able to remember much.
MatiasD240 1 month ago
Had a party at my house when my parents were gone, Drank 2 bottles of absolut and 6 redbull. Blacked out completely. The next day my friends showed me a picture of me fucking the hottest girl that was there, I wish i never blacked out...
ArrowBuddies 1 month ago
Just today I went to a party I drank so much alcohol that I was hungover now im throwing up in the bathroom my sister dorothy is holding my hair while I puke excuse me I need to BARF
mainecoast54 1 month ago
New years 2007 just turned 18 (in australia legal age for drinking) crazy party at one of the most popular clubs in sydney(Ivy). Lost all my friends spent all my money cant even remember how many girls i hooked up with but i was all over the joint(normally i wouldnt cheat on my girlfriend), got in a fight with myself, all i know though is i almost went home with a tranny and some random saved me. Next day having lunch with my girlfriend and family i burst like a volcano, spew all over the food.
Dayfoxx7000 1 month ago 2
lol id love to tell you, but was so wasted i forgot =D
MZmatt1 1 month ago
summer of 2011, party at a friends place, i was kind if in to the chick who was hosting. all of the people there got wasted and my friend got in a fight with one of his friends he then started to vomit allover he then went home with one of his shoes LOL and then the rest of us started to play drinking games, and then this chick got superhorny and we started having sex infront of everyone there, and man i gotta tell u that pussy was tight!
but anyways the sick thing is that i was 14 at the time
DoILookSerious 1 month ago in playlist Fler videoklipp från skyyjohn
wanna hear a funny story?
im 19 and never tasted alkohol, not because i didnt want too.
but because my religion forbids it and i dont have friends to invite me to a party or something. ohh and i've never been on a real party in my life, that suck huh :( ???
i've always wanted to taste bayles that milk one and jack daniels.
BestTrueBlood 1 month ago
@BestTrueBlood damn what religion are you ? im sikh and we are not supposed to drink alcohol but most of do anyways
monikhushalpuri 1 month ago
@monikhushalpuri im muslim, but i like to watch tipsy bartender.
BestTrueBlood 1 month ago
@BestTrueBlood dude me and my friend dj and whenever we dj at pakistani weddings their is no alcohol at the bar but in the parking lot lol
monikhushalpuri 1 month ago
@BestTrueBlood go to dubai, fuckin parties and clubs and alchohol
ibraheemq8y 1 month ago
I drank 6 beer cans, got wasted and went to my school, (after school hours but there were still people that knew me there) while walking to school I almost got into a fight with big Samoan dudes, once I got to school i started falling everywhere and laughing, then I remember talking to these 2 chicks without knowing that their parents were calling the cops, so the paramedics and cops came, then called my mom and dad. After all that I wasn't even grounded. Thats what happens when they leave beer
HumanOFtheWeek3000 1 month ago in playlist More videos from skyyjohn
21st birthday, before my sister took me to the pool hall i went to celebrate with my close friends i had two shots of jack daniels, and i should mention here that i'm not a liqour guy i do beer. first 2 drink at the place my cousin gets me mixed drinks. i want beer so i try putting them down fast. about an hour into the party i finally have my beer. after just 2 strong beers i wind up in the bathroom knocked out cold! wake up in my bed with no memory of last night. still get pictures.
jlennozchin 1 month ago
during march break I had three girls over for a sleep over with one other guy who i know, i am also a guy So we all got drunk and this is actually my first time and i went too hard. So one of the girls i had a crush on for awhile now and she has this BANGING body, me and her was just cuddling in my bed while the rest were in the other room. AND THEN i feel asleep. while the rest of them had a bangfest.
lyjacknt 1 month ago 2
I was naked at a pool party, fell into the pool scratching the edge and got a hell of a bruise to my rib area, got shot with some toyguns leaving painful looking marks, got a blowjob from an ugly ass chick, hitchiked to another city with 3 different cars, got in a fight and took a cab home(a damn expensive one). vodka, raw
OverdozHD 2 months ago
grad night. drank way too much vodka. passed out. or so i thought.
-couple weeks later, a girl posts om my facebook wall "do you even remember me?"
nope :P
EskimoChild169 2 months ago
i've been drinking vodka since i was 14, and i hate it now, it's all you drink in estonia. This one birthday years ago, everyone who came, brought like 1.5 liters of vodka, and the birthday boy got like 5 liters as a present. So i'm pounding it pretty hard, after 1 am i black out totally, the next morning i wake up naked, in the forest, in a puddle of water. I don't really know to this day what exactly happened, but i heard later that among other things, i jumped out of a 3rd story window.
Shinkajo 2 months ago
is somebody having sex at 1:20 ?
eusebor 2 months ago
i got so drunk after a full 3 or more hours of non stop drinking then a game of fuck the dealer (with cards) during that game i was so wasted i was showing the cards and everyone playing was cheating becuz they saw the cards and basically i went to the floor after my last card was guessed.
MotIRmowth 2 months ago
look at the fuckin camera lens not yourself or where ever ur looking at
MotIRmowth 2 months ago
this isn't mine but i thought it was an interesting experience my friend had. one time my friend was so wasted he had no idea what was going on. he closed his eyes for a second and when he opened them again he was at Mcdonalds with everyone eating. he thought it was cool that that happened so he closed his eyes again and when he opened them he was in his friends bed with a different shirt on.
intellectualretards 2 months ago
well i drank soo much that i woke up in someones back yard in a random sandbox with 1 beer left thank god :)
boggzboy77 2 months ago
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This one time I mixed Monster and Vodka. When I awoke, I was in bed with my roomate, but the weird thing was that my ex-girlfriend, and his current girlfriend were in the bed with us... We still wonder to this day who did what with who.
AMediumWoW 2 months ago
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AMediumWoW 2 months ago
I woke up in my mates Bath
Asgard2693 3 months ago
When I was going to Humboldt State University for a year. The very first party I went to there I had my very first jungle juice. It wasn't the best jungle juice but it wasn't the worst jungle juice. I continually kept going back to the bucket for more and more juice until it finally hit me. Then I was so fucked up I didn't know what I was saying to my friends so then I just decided to walk myself home. But when I was walking home I didn't realize I was running like a drunk maniac, thank friends.
jpngngstr 3 months ago
i was at caribana in canada and i met these hot girls, went back to their place and started taking shots like it was water....we were walking on our way back to caribana and the last thing i remember is falling to the floor. woke up in a starbucks surrounded by police and ambulance. FML.
natz420 3 months ago 3
this guy is the man
Kris0203 3 months ago
Last time I looked to deep in the glass, I drove all the way home (on a bicycle, don't worrie ^^) without my pants.
"The Lost Pants of Stephan" is till this day, the biggest mystery known to mankind.
Zian055 4 months ago
Jumped off a 20 foot balcony and broke my leg
Damage961 4 months ago in playlist Bar Talk
OK this will be embarrassing.I got drunk from beer.I had 8 liters of beer (for all you americans a liter is 4 normal water glasses).Sooo my girlfriend was there and I started going like "Hey lets go in the bushes and I will fuck your brains out" and all that shit.Then I jumped a couple of guys because they were making fun of my friends and I end up at home with a black eye and a 4 hour white spot in my mind.
zippera95 4 months ago
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zippera95 4 months ago
thanks for the tips about making beer more fun! i never liked the coctails so much, but i gotta try some of the stuff you're making in the videos!
blackbeardbastard 5 months ago
pissed in my dresser all over my clothes thinking it was the toliet
BenReeves88 5 months ago
Long story short, Skyy. Threesome with my girlfriend with a 9.5/10 (to me) lesbian chica. Oh yeah. Hola :)
littlejay1994 5 months ago
I'm young still, so I've never been completely wasted, but I went through half a bottle of Patron and about 3 or 4 vodka's and sprite during my uncle's wedding and ended up puking 3 times and having my brother (who was sneaking it all to me) trying to feed me cake which ended up making me puke 3 more times. But it was fucking fun lol.
Googopqp 6 months ago
lol got wasted down in key wast at a company party,boss called open bar ..BIG MISTAKE..did so many shots of Bacardi 151..next thing i know im taking a boat to go to the bungalow's and im leaning off the side of the boat going "ARG ME HARDIES WE WILL AVAST THE SCURVY LAND LUBBERS!..then i fell in the ocean in about 100+ feet of water..boat circles around and picks me up,but i was scared shitless cause i was sure a shark was going to get me.ocean,drunk,nighttime..not good!
KeithWasHere1 6 months ago 9
show the Irish car bomb! Irish beer,any kind, with a shot of Irish whiskey at the bottom. good stuff!
KeithWasHere1 6 months ago
vodka and tea..cant even taste the hooch then.
KeithWasHere1 6 months ago
another time i was in a club underage and the top floor was blocked out apparently the electricity went out and meand my cousin were immediatly thinking no cameras! we snuck up there each like 10 IPA's deep we went behind and there were bottles galooooore grey goose hennesse patron belvadere and we found cristal skull vodka and i put it behind my head under my shirt and snuck out of the club and said to the bouncer i had a hunchback than we ran to the bus stop the bottle had a price tag $110.99
waynemane21 6 months ago
I was in ocean city md about a month ago we pregamed with a 5th of patron on the ride down i had atleast half the bottle mixed with gatorade. We got there and we went to another store bought a 30rack of natty light i was typsy and went into this liquor store(Underage) and got 2 handles of belvedere costing me nearly 200$ we killed all of them before 7pm me and 3 friends then we went to the english buffet and tried to dine and dash i got chased by a mexican tackled gashed my toe and had to pay
waynemane21 6 months ago
if you do drink it we know why lol
nightfire4107 6 months ago
I drank so much.. Jager Bombs, Jack and Coke, EVERYTHING. I don't remember drinking that much ever. I got to a party.. walked RIGHT in front of a cop. He didn't notice a THING. Then I proceeded to grind on a girl and then tried to make out with her.. I got hit over the head with a bottle when her boyfriend came back..
rarerudi 6 months ago
on the couch and the girl beat my ass after that for accidently shoortin her with a bb gun lol
Qwntyn 6 months ago
@Qwntyn Cool story bro
frostyliciousmayne 6 months ago
i am 13 at a party witha whole bunch 23 to 39 year old and im hammered completely shit faced cuase they kept givin me shot and i was a good drinker better than them but any way first i was talkin to my girlfriend and i told my brothers mom to tell my girl to wear that little thing i like and she got so pissed and broke up with me i called her crying and the people wer juss lookin at me some looked sad 4 me some luaghed... i got to the restroom and peed came out with my dick out and fell asleep
Qwntyn 6 months ago
@Qwntyn lol you live and you learn bro.
KeithWasHere1 6 months ago
@KeithWasHere1 true dat
Qwntyn 6 months ago
I once woke up on a huge billboard in the middle of a roundabout, but i was too drunk to crawl down so i had to stay there untill my hangover was gone...i was pretty wasted!..
andyfromdk 7 months ago
i went out with a chick that i wanted to root that night and was so drunk i told her that i wasn't sexually attracted to her, literally! biggest bullshit.
dayne120 7 months ago
Got pretty wasted on vodka with a few friends one night. We were at this guys apartment taking turns with shots. Me and my friend stumble our way to the bathroom and decide we need to help eachother take our pants off. After using the bathroom we apparently forgot to pull up our pants so we are walking around with just our shirts and panties on. So I laugh and she laughs and everybody laughs and I pass out in the middle of the living room. The end.
whiteclaudia9 7 months ago
had a letter bottle of apple sours a half bottle vodka and nearly a crate of budwiser passed out in the back garden boked all over the grass then went upstairs fell into the bath boked again then woke up in the girls bed an hour later with i love amye soo much wrote across my boddy and i love laura soo much wrote across my boddy aswell so i went downstairs for the rest of my crate :L and started playing kings with everyone else :L
stoty720 7 months ago
first time drinking i had 6 shots of pinnacle vodka. all i remember is laying out in the snow, puking in my friends car, and scissor's coming towrds my face. then i woke up in his basement with a xbox headset on and a pile of puke next to me.
godawgs305 7 months ago
I'm 18 now but 17 then. It was last month and I've gotten drunk many times but not like this. So, I was at my friend's house and getting ready to hit a club. We got ready too early lol so we started cracking up the drinks, there was 4 of us. We got so hammered that we forgot we were supposed to leave for the club so we called friends over and like 8 people showed. They all brought drink and a truck load of it! By 3:00am everyone was pretty much puking everywhere that the next day was HELL!
SpyMisa 8 months ago
I was at an event where all the alcohol was free and the point was to get as drunk as possible. In order I drank: 7 shots of jagr, 6 shots of vodka (including 3 body shots), 6 shots of tequila, 1 red cup of bacardi 151, 3 1/3 red cups of vodka, 4 red cups of beer, and that's where I lost track. I don't know how I'm still alive. I passed out twice, fought (and pinned) a sober guy (people told me about it the next day), bought a pizza, got a sober girls number (WTF?), etc..
charwinger21 9 months ago 3
@charwinger21 u should be dead
bbenally88 8 months ago
@bbenally88 I'm over 200 pounds, have a high metabolism, and it was spread out over a couple of hours. Regardless, I still shouldn't have been able to walk home, but w/e.
charwinger21 8 months ago
i drank a 700ml jugg of my own mix of alcohol :
90 ml puncheon rum- similar to barcadi 151 its 75% alco
300 ml of jhonny walker black
150ml of alize
100ml of hipnotiq
i could have died.,.,fell down the stairs once.,.,..threw up twice.,.,,..,,.,
never again>>>>>>>>>>4 now,.,.,lmao
bigbangwoii 9 months ago
The first time I held hands with her....
:D
Naturepheonix 10 months ago
99cents for five gallons?
liimpopo 10 months ago
@liimpopo he was joking when he said that lol
JVKSJVKJDKVJ 9 months ago
i have not been wasted
liimpopo 10 months ago
lol that guy looks like he loves his life.
MRL3000gtvr4 11 months ago
Absolute :)
HankDIF 11 months ago
cant remember my best drunk story.... i got rapped by some badass tequila and i puked and met my girlfriend..
GRAFMACHINES 1 year ago
after 2 bottles of jack daniels and about 10 600ml cans of beer i thought it would be funny to piss on the window of a car stopping at a red light. half way through pissing i realized the window was down and the guy had to get out of his car through the other door and tried punching me. i ducked and he smashed his side view mirror. i then ran 3 blocks and the only reason i stopped running was because i was laughing that much i face planted on concrete.
reyo88 1 year ago 44
@reyo88 bullshit
heretic3070 1 month ago
First time drinking was shit .. A bottle of smirnoff vodka.. New years eve ... Uggghhh.
B1gHe4d 1 year ago
i drunk some more and went and ran up and down the stairs and all through the hallways knocking on different peoples doors. later on i went and got in the jacuzzi and thats where i woke up the next morning.. LMAO!!!! Damn i was messed up
mrquick07 1 year ago
i remember last year some college class mate and I went down to the coast for a Criminal Justice Convention. after the Convention was done i went back to the hotel got totally wasted. some friends came to my room and was like hey lets go get some liquor. me i was already drunk and i was like wateva lets go... so i stumbled to there truck and climb up and got in. forgot to close my door, and fell out while the truck was rolling out the parking lot of our hotel.. After we got back to the room..
mrquick07 1 year ago
more bar talk!!
mgeeskates 1 year ago
I remember once at my friends sweet sixteen..
The party started at 8, at 9 we drank and about 10 I don't remember A THING..
I couldn't like stand straight..I had to walk to the bathroom like a worm..and after I peed..I actually bend over hit my head on the washbasin ....I said some pretty fucked up things...and if this wasn't embarrassing enough..I slept in my own puke
Marushkamon 1 year ago 3
i love how he says pineapple.
tnglo 1 year ago
once i got so drunk I started hittin on a the mirror. We were talkin n' all and then I said: "Imma get some dringks" I ger back the girl(my mirror image) allready has 2 drink on her. Sowe break up and the whole party is laughin'.
Drakthel 1 year ago
I got so pissed this Christmas that i motorboated my 89 year old grandma twice.....third time....i puked on them sand bag tits!
GSN2007 1 year ago
once I was so drunk ! i was like with friends outside and i woke up next to a ferrari that was sick !
ToolyD 1 year ago
is someone gettin fucked in there? lmao
kad3221 1 year ago
and things started getting shittier and shittier. I mixed the vodka with jin, coca cola and other stuff. Here I should mention that everybody used their big ass beer glasses all the night.
On the next morning I had the biggest headache ever in my life and I threw up the first thing going to WC. I remember my brother was the tougher though. Nothing came out of his little mouth that son of a bitch! But after experience like that everybody would stop drinking. Not me though!!!!
Lpietr0 1 year ago
My first time I got wasted was when I was 13 or 14 I don't remember exactly. So me and my little brother ( who's 2 years younger than me) got to the house of a friend. He needed some stereo to make the party noisy and so we got ourselves invited. Of course me and my brother as young and inexperienced little fucks began with the heavy stuff to show off. I remember I was drinking a big glass of half beer and half rakia ( which is our whiskey, here on the Balcans). After that came the vodka...
Lpietr0 1 year ago
I was in the Yucatan of Mexico with some of my mates and we were partying at this bar 'Carlos and Charlie's' and I had a good 19 shots of Jose and was fucked up beyond belief haha Anywho I started to hit on the female bartender, one thing led to another and I ended up 5 kilos from the bar at this 18 year old bartender's house with no idea what happened and my mates thought I was dead or something cause I apparently was so drunk I forgot to tell them I was leaving at like 3 AM. I was fine though
SolOfTheArcangel 1 year ago
I went camping with some friends had a gallon of jim bean said we would only take a few shots, ended up me and a friend took close to 20 shots. well i was falling on my face all night went to bed in the back of my truck, a friend who didnt drink walked over and said hey yo you gotta help me get justin up, i was like what the hell i cant walk what the fudge do you think i can do,, any way tried to sit up ended up puking about 7 times fell over and slept in my own puke....
MustangsRockTheWorld 1 year ago
I got fucked up new years 2005 going into 2006 neadless to say i shop a firework near my buddies tool shed which had allot of good tools in it and burned it to the ground long long night
BrianFalconsFan29 1 year ago
i would tell u but i don't remember shit
tnahk69nim 1 year ago 17
don't you have to have the differant drinks at differant temp?
commentwarstarter 1 year ago
All I remember from that night is me finishing 1 liter of some weird cocktail...and then everything went black. Next thing I know, I'm on my bed being woken up by my landlord, he looks angry and confused and I don't know why the hell he's waking me up. Suddenly he calls me over to my living room...and points me to the broken window. My body is all sore and I don't know why. He tells me I got home and broke the window instead of opening the door. It could've been worse, so now I don't get wasted.
Ojokernegro 1 year ago
Skyy, my cousin and I were celebrating his friends birthday at this restaurant. We got there 20 minutes early so we both just have a beer a piece. After about an hour we move on to the heavy liquor and when I say heavy, I mean about a good liter and a half of liquor. So we start drinking calmly and as a group we all take a double shot of tequila. So some time passes by and I'm pretty good and drunk and after about my 17th shot, I feel all the saliva come back so I run to a plant and puke...
richieg11 1 year ago
i got drunk like 25drinks (i am 16) and i was at a matesparty, when the party was winding down two of the girls there had a beat going to see who could get with me first and they came up to me and both tried to pick me up anyways in the end they both said that they were staying at the house over night as was I, we ended up all waking up in the bathroom, 3sometime just as we woke up the guys parents house came into the bathroom and looked at one of the girls and noticed it was her daughter!
TheSebyboy123 1 year ago
most recent time i got completely wasted i one, drank way to much, then my budy had a huge jar of pickles with those fat ass pickles and we ate about 3 each in a drunken munchi binge. i passed out on the couch soon after, and his dog came to sleep by it. i rolled over and puked as if to puke on the floor but there was his dog, the only image i remember is seeing his dog covered in puke and him laughing wiping it off with a towl, the dog never moved and was all greasy and smelled horrible
westinbw 1 year ago
@nomyek200 hahahah i heard the scream
PainfulStrength 1 year ago
i was drinking straight burbon cause we ran out of coke, and i puked all on the train on the trip home my mates sat accoss from me on differnt seats pretending they wernt with me then when we got to our stop they dragged my drunk ass off the train then i started hanging a shit on the platform, oh yer it was peak hour people everywhere. and i was so drunk i fell back in it rolled around for a bit then my mates dragged me home coverd in shit. had to throw my shoes out the next day =(
griffowashere 1 year ago 2
@skyyjohn What kind of beer would you recomend? My friends all drink miller and busch and the shit turns my stomach man, do you have any suggestions?
evilsean1 1 year ago
@evilsean1 Dude, u have to get some german wheat beer (large proportion of wheat)
Charly1985snoop 1 year ago
how big does the spoon have to be that you bend up tea-spoon or table spoon ?
AdamCW2k5 1 year ago
Try the vodka Russian Standard.
Kostasnascos 1 year ago
my friend and i went to a bar once and he ordered like a "bob" or something and it was diet dr pepper (cause he's diabetic) and vodka with like JD or something and after like four of those i wake up in his basement in my boxers. we swapped houses for w.e reason. i was in my boxers because i had just slept with his 19 y/o sister. WIN!
italianXnightmare 1 year ago
i got totally fucked up to the point where at 1 am i start chatting this girl up, boyfriend shows up, tries to figure out what the hell i was doing...i make out with the girl as the guy is tapping my shoulder and i'm going like "hold on hold on it's ok it's all good" and on top of that i get the girls' number!!!
Mazz1983 1 year ago 2
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Mazz1983 1 year ago
1:20
FUCKING HELL WHAT WAS THAT? I THINK SKYY IS KEEPING PEOPLE IN HIS BASEMENT.
nomyek200 1 year ago 64
@nomyek200 I Didnt See Shit On 1:20
Allan13Monique 9 months ago
@Allan13Monique you can hear a girl scream in the background
24dickstionarys 7 months ago
@nomyek200 thats the asian girls trapped like quagmire . lmao
GMELECTRONICS365 7 months ago
I have never been wasted. I just don't know how to get wasted :(
Skytori0N 1 year ago
@Skytori0N just drink zzz
miniprice31 1 year ago
Got Drunk at this Blokes house party in Tasmania (Australia), had beer pong's, awful pre-mixed drinks, the typical Aussie Party, stumbled home, wasted, woke up in my bed + spew all over the bed sheets, what made it worse is that we were renting the house, and we were leaving that house the next day, embarrassing, I had to get the stench of vomit out of the doona, being in a little town I had to drive 50km to find a Laundromat, that as well as Greening out in Canada, I never over-drink now.. :)
Derp1978 1 year ago
Got Drunk at this Blokes house party in Tasmania (Australia), had beer pong's, awful pre-mixed drinks, the typical Aussie Party, stumbled home, wasted, woke up in my bed + spew all over the bed sheets, what made it worse is that we were renting the house, and we were leaving the house the next day, embarrassing, we had to get the stench of vomit out of the doona, being in a little town we had to drive 50km to find a Laundromat, that (as well as Greening out in Canada) I never overdrink.. :)
Derp1978 1 year ago
No wonder why Skkyjohn always looks like he is on crack!
penguinpablomaparkop 1 year ago
one time i drank a bottle of JD (I'm a small guy btw... 5'6) at my friends house party the summer before university. anyways, after staggering around for a little while saying to people, "still standing, yo!" i lay down on the grass and... well... i wasnt still standing after that. vomit all over the place.
fml
AcaucasianJamaican 1 year ago
Looool. Skyy doesn't pay attention to the rape.
Thekiddhaze 1 year ago
my freaking roomates gave me the most nastiest beer they can find got me plastered then gave me about 5-6 roman cokes whent outside I was completely out of my skull.
camo234 1 year ago
@camo234 lol do you mean rum and cokes?
AIC69 1 year ago
You should invent a drink called the baby maker
floiyd55 1 year ago
Skyyjohn, you tell it straight!
antoshahorosha 1 year ago
Who the girl was, I have no idea. What we did, also no clue. I woke up at home at 4 AM, no idea how I got there, cause my sister said she lost track of me after I went upstairs, and she said she didn't bring me home. And that's the most wasted I've ever been.
DmonHiro 1 year ago
But I was reaching my sober limit, so I wanted to stop, so I asked for a glass of water. The bartender gave me a glass of water, but I put it down on a table, and then I picked up my friends glass of vodka instead. Both were the same kind of glass, and both were full (250 ml, I think). So I chugged that, and that the last thing I remember. I never heard the full story, but I heard that I got on the tables, stripped, and beat two guys up, then disappeared upstairs with a girl.
DmonHiro 1 year ago 2
@DmonHiro Sounds like a night-well-won to me pal!
Lyiad 1 year ago
I'd like to post my wasted story in all it's details. Sadly, i don't know all the details. See, I wanted to spend my new years at home, just chilling, no party, no nothing. But my sister insisted that I come with her to this party, so I did. I didn't really know any people there, but I hit it good with some of the boys and girls there, and I started partying, and drinking. Mixed a hell of a lot of drinks: beer, wine, whisky, tequila. But I was still in control... kind of.
DmonHiro 1 year ago
One time, actually it was the first time I got drunk hahaha so I guess I started off on the right foot, but I had 5 shots of the Capn and 6 shots of Smirnoff vodka then chugged some whiskey. According to everyone else there I was walking around acting like a pimp and a british gentleman at the same time! I woke up on the floor the next morning and only remembered the drinks and that I had some fun hahah
evilsean1 1 year ago
Killed a 26er of polar ice in 2 shots on a bet, got up walked around talking to people for a few minutes until i forgot where i was, left with a few friends trying to get me home then i puked and passed out on someones lawn. woke up there in the morning and didnt remember a thing after i downed the bottle
CarbonTrigger 1 year ago
i was at a friends house and he had a bottle of cheryy brunette for me and lime for him. We drank about 1/3 of each of our bottles. I was so fucked up i waqs tryin to play left for dead 2 and coudlnt even make it through a doorway, let alone shoot a zombie. Then i fell on to his bed and said i was tired when really i was just really fuqed up. But good thing i had no hangover the next morning =]
adamw122007 1 year ago
Once my friend mixed up Hpnotiq, Vodka ,and some secret ingredient .
He calls it "The Viper" (i don`t have a clue if it really exists so don`t tell me about shit,OK?) Its actually pretty strong!
So i got drunk as fucking hell.
Now like every time im drunk i wanna fuck a girl. And i met one girl and stuff , when to her place,started kissing and ... I vomited in her mouth ... She ... kinda ... hated me some time ( more like 4 years) and when someone tells my name . she wants to kill someone(me)
bosstonbot 1 year ago 2
I love when you say hola mi gente! It's so catchy!
BigG01234 1 year ago
I was in Cambodia wasted so much and ride the mopad at 3 in the morning trying to pick up a chick.Once i did i took her to the hotel and then she has a penis.I dont care so i just continue only sad part is she cleaned out my wallet and gave a hickey on my dick! i have to stay there for another 3 months
TheNinjaSAS 1 year ago
Got drunk on the 24th of june ( wich is '' La Saint Jean '' , our national quebec day if you like ) and got the girl who I knew had a crush on me. She gimme a handjob. I was actually really suprise that she could get me up with the amount of alcohol I had in my body.. One week after that, I said : Yeah well, I was drunk and I dont really give a f*** about you, screw off... One of my drunk story
oxmanuxo 1 year ago
wow i never remember so cant tell.....
coscullela 1 year ago
Sky; Do you have a link to a shopping site where I can get this? Since I can't get it in my country.
Skytori0N 1 year ago
Half a bottle of vodka and 2 js.....tried to rape a girl in front of like 10 people....sshe got up and slapped me so hard I fell on the couch. Like a week after she became my girlfriend. W000t.
maxwoob 1 year ago 34
@Sciricus Or she was just having a big orgasm :>
TheDezmona 1 year ago
ooo grey goose~!!!
tylerwalker2 1 year ago
20th birthday got fucked, had a double shot with everyone in the room to begin with (i think around 25 people, not too sure) then after that i cant remember, apparently a lot more. But i do remember that the straight JD shots took me over the edge that night, threw up after that damn shot...
post2sk8online 1 year ago
once i had 4 drinks of campari mixed with vodka , i waked up at the hospital steel f.up and i was thinking :damn its like a real dr house episode.cuz im a skinny mf i guess..
Gr3kstudio 1 year ago
I think the worst drunk night i have to be was actually the best night ever probably. It was my 21st birthday i had a 300 dollar giftcard to fridays and i was drinking all night. I started the night drinking a 6 pack of Corona with the boys. Moved to Fridays were i proceeded to take 21 shots. EVERYONE different. Drink 2 AMFS cause i love them. And drop a Long Island on my buddies wife while i was holding it in my hand.
vZiFoSho 1 year ago
OH SHIT HE'S DRINKING IT.
About time, Skyy. Jesus.
SuperJetShoes 1 year ago
drank somewhere from 16-18 drinks in less than ten minutes. too drunk to sit down. puked my guts outonce and blacked out. was unwakeupable. people tried. threw a punch at a girl trying to get me to roll over. remember nothing.
ballers47 1 year ago
vodka is d DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sinshenlong 1 year ago
[cont.]Graduation was the worst experience to sit through the next day, and my friend nearly fell down the stairs, which would've caused me to laugh uncontrollably had I not been focusing so hard on not throwing my guts up in the middle of a stadium.
bcgabriot 1 year ago
[cont.]my memory, but according to my roomate apparently I was naked sitting on the toilet shitting diarreah while puking into the bathtub at the same time, all the while my friend who took the shots with me was puking in the sink, mindlessly repeating "This is bullshit".
bcgabriot 1 year ago
@bcgabriot Ahh yes... The drunk shit. I hate that. I got so drunk that I had to take the drunk shit before, while puking in the bathtub just like you. It burns when all that alcohol comes out. Thats one of those times when you just gotta strip down naked and let everything out. I managed to get rid of everything and just sat on my bathroom floor ass naked and smoke a cig. I tried to stand up after but could only manage a crawl. I ended up passing out on the hallway floor mid-crawl lol.
RadiantSilverlighter 1 year ago
@RadiantSilverlighter i think you and i would be best friends bro!!!!
rakmannyna 1 year ago
[cont.]Eventually we made it back to my apartment, but we couldn't actually get up the stairs, and ended up just semi-passing out, laying on the floor and watching the ceiling spin. My room-mate got us into our apartment, where I immediately started throwing up in the bathroom. I literally tripped over and landed on my face on the way to the bathroom it was so urgent. After puking for a bit, the next parts are pretty hazy in[...]
bcgabriot 1 year ago
[continued]But one bartender that we knew from school a few years back started giving one of my friends and I free shots of something called "liquid cocaine". I didn't know what was in it, but it tasted good and didn't appear to be that strong at the time. It didn't hit us till later when we were outside a burger joint winding down for the night. We both sat down, stayed silent for a moment, then looked at each other, and were like "man, are you all of a sudden as drunk as I am right now?"
bcgabriot 1 year ago
Most wasted I've been - was the night before my college graduation. Went out for what supposed to be just a few drinks with some other friends who were graduating. Well one thing led to another and we all were drinking way more than we originally planned, hopping from bar to bar. Now that's fine, I was headed for nothing but a hangover at that point.
bcgabriot 1 year ago 2
ollieparamo 1 year ago
i was so smashed i remember nothing
literally
i saw pictures tho
fun night :)
quickstrike93 1 year ago
when your done making these drinks do you end up drinking them ?
centriosrj 1 year ago
Where I come from, we have "The Snake Bite", which is Apple Cider and Lager mixed.
LLScouser 1 year ago
im in college and it was the night before move out [packing up & leaving our dorms] we wanted to get super trashed so we started early, "a couple" of mojitos, 4-40's,& a handful of shots. Before we knew it we had drank everything we had, except this disgusting wine, we were broke & desperate so we went to her dorm, got it, came back to my dorm and met this 90 lbs nerd. To make a long story short my friend barfed in his room, he had to mop up wine and chunks, and we made him late 2his last final
graciem1408 1 year ago
One time i was so fucked up i was peeing and throwing up at the same time!!! SN: on the HIGHWAY LMFAO
LUVBAMBI 1 year ago 4
Strongbow is the booomb. Need to find it here!!!!
allybis 1 year ago
Does any non Irish peope know about the proper black and tans (in other words not the drink
steelingsword 1 year ago
It was new year's night and I was celebrating new year's night in my usual way (alone....... I know it sounds sad :( but anyway) I've had some vodka in my fridge and decided to drink, I drank 8 shots of vodka without eating anything, I was lying on the floor for half an hour and after 2 hours I threw up 3 times, I thought I was gonna die.
Bigdude1888 1 year ago
I stick to 40's, you have any ideas for 40's?
MrPrestonWeezer 1 year ago
as i turned 18, i got wasted at around 2PM
from 2PM-10PM-went out drank more, got into 4fights, and met up with girls
10PM-3AM-down stairs in the basement of my house having a huge ass, drinkin, arm wrestling, smoking hooka, dancing, have a fucknice time
3AM-3:30AM-fucked my brothers GF in his bed xD
3:30AM-5AM-did some drinking games
5AM-7AM-hade a burn contest with three of my buddies, we each tuck turns and branding our arm with a lit cig -.- (i got 4hugeass burn on my arm xD)
7AM-2days-slept
commentwarstarter 1 year ago
got arrested and sent to juvie cuz i was drunk i went around knocking on peoples doors asking if that had medicare or aflac.
godawgs305 1 year ago
ok, i was a bit underaged.. at my friends house, and when i was watching his dog while he was on vacation, i invited a few... other friends over and we stumbled upon his parents home bar, and found a shitload of crown royal... and decided to just take shots along with uk, other stuff.. and for some reason this sounded fun... we made a game of after taking a shot, who can make the loudest noise of shattering the glass after taking a shot.. that was NOT a fun clean-up... but yeah, my story :-)
benpetrone5 1 year ago
If Skyy made a channel exclusively for Bar Talk, I bet he could get a partner account pretty easy.
MichaelCastian 1 year ago
The next morning i woke up without my friend in a police cell for being drunk and disorderly in an ASDA store in the next town along being shown a CCTV tape of me and my friend down to boxers doing the Bad Touch Dance on one of the service counters. I had to pay around £550 in repairs form items that we had broken. Good Times :)
C5music 1 year ago
I was at a house party with a shit ton of people, me and like three othere guys decided to prove that we were the best heavey weights in the place so we started chugging Strongbow, JD, WKD and Vodka. At around 11:30-12:00 we ran out of alcohol, so me and a friend volentired to get some.
C5music 1 year ago
i dont remember my friend told me cause he didnt drink but i was at a bar in the winter and my friend looked away he looked at me and i was making out with a ple and then my tounge got stuck and i pulled it off and there was blood everywhere then i got 2 my house blacked out found out i fell asleep in the neighbors dog house.
sneekyicp48 1 year ago
one day from work i got drunk without eating at a friends house, and i was mixing all types of shit grey goose, absolute, palmasan (check Spelling), I was good until i sat down in the chair then i was so fucked up i said i was going home, i blacked out every step i made, got in my car got to the first stop sign then all i know i was home, i didnt remember how i got there, music was load but couldnt hear it, then when i got in i started throwing up standing, and it lasted iike a week, lmao!!
Capadac 1 year ago
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it all started when i drank a half bottle of Bacardi rom.. at that point i was all ready drunk so i did not need the Bacardi.. so after i had drank the Bacardi :
i puked on the floor and on a bean bag.. before that i had all ready punched my hand into the wall so i was bleeding...
then i urinated all over my friend's mom's boyfriends racing bike.... and it was standing indoor...
i fucked it up pretty bad... this is only 50 % off all the stupid things i did that night.. that was a while ago.
redass93 1 year ago
it all started when i drank a half bottle of Bacardi rom.. at that point i was all ready drunk so i did not need the Bacardi.. so after i had drank the Bacardi :
i puked on the floor and on a bean bag.. before that i had all ready punched my hand into the wall so i was bleeding...
then i urinated all over my friend's mom's boyfriends racing bike.... and it was standing indoor...
i fucked it up pretty bad... this is only 50 % off all the stupid things i did that night.. that was a while ago.
redass93 1 year ago