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  • No biggy just won our 11th World Series and we are a better franchise than any shitty ass cubby team will ever be. Your a disgrace to Major League Baseball. Go choke for another 100 years or so! Worthless pieces of shit. You my friend are a fuck. Go cardinals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ah, while not all Cubs fans are loveable, we can all agree that they are in fact losers. No Cubs fan can talk about choking after 2003. Well done there.

  • @aufer21 SEE LOL! You admit the cubs don't have shit for offense nor on defense. cubs will have another 90+ LOSING season. just like how i called it last season ;)

  • @aufer21 One hit wonder? He's had two good seasons, and he's going into his third season. Cards have Berkman, Holliday, Freese, Double J, Double D, Furcal, and YADI. AGAIN, who do the cubs have?? Can't think of a bat?

  • @ironman711 we'll see? It is the Cubs year and I think you know it.

  • @aufer21 Who left besides pujols and larussa?? Waino is back! He's gonna have a better season than verlander had last season, Carp still has the goods, Garcia is looking like a future ace, and there's still the young guys in the roster who helped the Cards get that 11th title. Again, who do the laughable losers have?? LOL!

  • @ironman711 adding brenden ryan does not make the Cards better. Garcia was good, but is he a one hit wonder? Remember Denver and all the Cake eating when Cinnci came to to town 2 years ago. You don't have ALbert and Beltran is a cripple. Whos going to hit??

  • @aufer21 Not right Carp?? Carp DESTROYED the postseason LOL! something NO cub pitcher ever done. And Don't you say that EVERY season until August/September comes around when they are mathematically eliminated from postseason?? LOL!

  • @ironman711 This season is for the Cubs!!! Forget the Cardinals. This is the year of the Cubs. The Cards won the Worlds series, but that team has been disbanded. Jose Oqindo didn't even get the job that LaDrunka wanted him to have. Go Cubs GO!!! A new era is begging. The Cubs are going to be champions...

  • @aufer21 Even post 67 Cards have MORE titles than the chokers of TWO centuries, the scubs.

  • @ironman711 That is going to change. This is the year for the Cubs. Theo baby!!!! THe Cubs don't have an injured Beltran, no Albert, a not right Carp ect.

  • @aufer21 Yeah....a 7 game WS was "given" to the Cards....LOL! What team has the cubs beaten for their 2 titles?? *looks up* OH you only beat the tiggers. While the Cards have a winning record against the dreaded yanks in WS matchups. 2 were by beating Ruth and Gehrig. And 1 by beating Mantle's yanks.

  • @ironman711 Pre 67 doesn't count. The choke Cardinals are all there is to talk about.

  • @aufer21 LOL! Did you black out the 82 WS where the Cards beat the Brewers in the WS?? how many in the 1910s-0 1920s-0 1930s-0 1940s-0 50s-0 60s-0 70s-0 80s-0 90s-0 2000s-0. Who's the chokers again? LOL!

  • @ironman711 You got me on that one. I forgot the Brewers gave you the 82 series. This is the year of the Cubs. The St Louis era is over. Maybe the cards in 30 years will be the lovable loser?

  • @aufer21 Actually, that's 3 WS titles since 67....how many titles have the cubs won since 1908? Big fat goose egg LOL! Albert was injury proned and is still injured and again, we got Beltran bc Craig had leg surgery after the WS. Do you guys even have a hitter?? LOL

  • @ironwoman711 How many in the 70s-0 80s-0 90s-o 2000s-1 2011-1. That is 2 only. YOu cant count losses. Have you thanked your holy squirls? You know that squirl was somebodys supper than got away???

  • BTW awful21, you should update your description. Cards have 3 WS wins compared to the cubs ZERO since 1908. 3 titles are more than 2 in 100yrs ;) Which team are the chokers? Choke....the official drink of the laughable losers the cubs.

  • @ironwoman711 Get back to the 7-11 in University and clean the backroom. Hint! Hint!! 3 world sereis wins is all you shall have for the next 100 years Cardroid fan. 2 world series in the post 1967 Cardinal choke era. Have you thanked your holy Squirl? Where's Albert? Is Beltran injured yet?

  • @heimtime3 he actually thinks Beltran was brought in to replace pujols, when he was only brought in to fill in for Craig until he comes back. LOL! he's hurt his team is rebuilding, again HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @aufer21 Beltran was only brought in bc Craig would be out in the beginning of the season LOL! What have the cubs done this offseason? I sense another 90+ loss season for the cubs. While the Cards on the verge of getting Oswalt to have a beast of a rotation with Waino back. cubs don't have a reliable pitcher, let alone entire lineup. Have fun with another rebuilding LOL!

  • So the Cards won the world Series? Thomas Crapper invented the toilet bowl? But look at the Cardinal fans using it on their porch. Take it Easy Cardroids. Enjoy the last World Series you will win in 200 years....

  • @aufer21 HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA DID U ENJOY WATCHING THE 11TH CARDINALS TITLE WHILE UR CUBS WON 70 GAMES?????? LOLOL HAAHAHA WOW THE CARDS SEEM TO RAPE U IN THE ASS YEAR AFTER YEAR LOLOL U NEED TO FIND A DIFFERENT TEAM TO TALK SHIT ABOUT BECAUSE ITS NOT WORKING FOR U IS IT??? HOW DOES IT FELL TO BE THE 104 YEAR CHOKER???? WHOS THE MODERN DAY CHOKER NOW ??/ HAHAHA ID SAY THE TEAM WITH THE 104 YEAR DROUGHT WOULDNT U??? LOLOLOL LMAO HAHAHAHAHA ITS TO EASY LOLOL
  • @heimtime3 Cubs have a better head to head record. The past two years they have taken the regular season series. How long you think Beltran is going to make into the season? I say he will be done by May?

  • @aufer21 HEY U GOT ME ON THE "HEAD TO HEAD REACORD

    OK U GOT ME

    NOW AS A CUBS FAN WHATS IT LIKE SEEING THE CARDINALS WIN NOT 1 BUT 2 TITLES SINCE UR LAST PLAYOFF WIN?????

    SERIOUSLY WHATS THAT LIKE??????

    HURTS DONT IT??

    BUT HEY U BEAT US HEAD TO HEAD LOL LMAO

  • U suck, and so do the cubs

  • @Billyarm5 WOw! Just like a Card fan to not focus on his own team, but to bash the Cubs? I don't understand it. I have no problem with St louis?

  • Sounds like a jealous Cubs fan to me. Let's see?? Cards are the second most winning team in baseball? Hmmm. Seems to me you are the one who sucks. I guess sore losers are just plain LOSERS! Watch for me waving to you on TV from Busch Stadium during the World Series... sucker.

  • Modern day chokers? I suppose only a fan of a team that hasn't won a championship in over 100 years would have the authority to make such a claim. Have another Old Style, friend!

  • @STLmcgee51 You, skippy, need to take the meth of the mustard and down the dogs clean. Your crush on Willie McGee is nasty. HOw did you like Ryan Franklin in La blowing yet another save? HOw many games left till Pujols becomes a Cub? WOOOW GO Cubs!!!!

  • Yay go CUBS!!

  • @x12x6curve Alright!!!! GO Cubs!!! This is the year. The central is all for the taking. The Reds with their little footsie pjs are in bed, and the Cardinals are on the Ryan Frankling exibition of choking tour. This one is for Ronny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aufer21 OR NOT

  • Listen Cardinal fans! Your team is sucking and you have only played the Pirates and the Padres. Albert is on his way to the Cubs next year and you will have Carlos Pena. The Cards will be cursed like the Indians and Rocky Colivita. THe Cards are the modern day chokers, but when the CUbs win this year what do you think they will be calling the Cards. That's right. The Cards will be the lovable losers.

  • This just in of the wire. Poopie Tomato Nose Larousa just announed that the 5th starter for the Cardroids will be no other than Ronald McDonald. "At least Grimace will cheer when Card nation is in a food coma/ out of the game when he serves up those greasy balls" Larousa said with an asscrack smile

  • Newsflash: Adam Howdy Doody Wainwright will have season ending Tommy John surgery. He won 19 games last year. It really sounds desastorous. I think Mustard tears are falling all over Cardroid nation. Macroid said after the horrible news, "we just need more steriods this season. I haven't even inflated my balls yet."

  • MODDERN DAY CHOCKERS HOW THE FUCK R WE CHOCKERS WE ACTUALLY WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS U FUCK

  • @stlcardsfan010 Who Couldn't win the Tigers of 2006? Get over yourself and get your steriods ready.

    Wave Albert goodbye. He wants to win and become a Cub. HA HA HA HA HA HAHAH HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aufer21 u guys couldnt because you didnt make the playoffs HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • I LOVE HOW ON ALL YOUR VIDEOS NO ONE LIKES YOU

  • @stlcardsfan010 It is called investigaive jounalism. I don't butter anyone's ass to win popularity contests. The Cards are modern day chokers and no one wants to hear the truth.

  • Newsflash: Cubs win! Cubs Win!! Cubs Win!!! The good lord wants the Cubs to win! The Cubs beat the Marlins 13-3. The Cubs finish the 9 game 10 day road trip 8 wins and 1 loss. 2 of 3 over Brewers, sweep of Cardinals, sweep of Marlins. My O mY!!!! Quade has his boys on fire. Look out Giants on Tuesday!!! The winning just continues... GO Cubs GO!!!!!!!

  • this video is awful, poor taste at it's worst.

  • @theworldofae What is so bad about it? Have you been to St Louis latley. I don't think I am exadurating my documentry of Hilbilly City MO

  • If the Cubs can stop St Louis from winning the division then this year will have some redeeming social value for Chicago fans.

  • @aufer21 DONT LOOK NOW AUFER UR CUBS ARE ONLY 17.5 OUT THIS YEAR IS HERE hahahaha lololololol

  • @heimtime3 The Cubs can't win when Apethetic Lou is holding the whole team hostage. The game is over before the first pitch 'cause Lou doesn't care. The only way the Cubs win another game this year is if the oppistion beats themselves. At least we have a winning record agaisnt the Cardroids.

  • @aufer21 CUBS SUCK DICK HEY RETARD I HAVE ONLY BEEN TELLING U THAT ALL YEAR HAHAHA HEY ITS ONLY GOING TO BE 103 YEARS WITH NO TITLES HAHAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 you cant tell me that the Cardinals dont have a regular third baseman in their farm system that is better than Lopez..

  • @aufer21 like i said before ur a scrubs fan if u worried about the scrubs as much as u do about the cards wouldnt be 20 games out hahaha seriously worry about going 103 years without a title hahahaha

  • @aufer21 I think Cardinal fanboys are going into Their winter tear stained Youtube silence.  While you eat your cheetoes and burn your eyes on internet Porn and video games, Remember one thing. THE CUBS ENDED YOUR SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CUBS STOOD IN YOUR WAY AND YOU COULDN'T BEAT YOUR DADDY.... GO CUBS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hr Lee Hr Rameriz win for big Z over Chrissy big fish. My o my!! Go Cubs GO. Season series with Cardroids tied. I must say to all my fans, sorry about that deflating feeling from your balls. Go pump up your players with a penis pump. Get your Steroids ready for tommorow.

  • hey aufer didnt you retire? hey at least ur cubs are playing good HAHAHAHAHA KARMA HAS REALLY KILLED YOU AND UR CUBS THIS SUMMER HAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 What has killed the Cubs is Apethic ownership by the Ricketts. At least I know when my team has no chance. But, you, Cardinals exuse Zar, will not address what will happen to the Cardinals once they win the little chump Reds. Swept.

  • Chris Carpenter screaming at Brenden Ryan was so funny, I had milk coming out my nose. What was he saying? "I am the big boy in big boy pants with more hair. Don't delay my start again, Brenden! I need to sit and pout." Ryan says in return in a whinny voice , "But big fish, I had to pee pee..." That was the most entertainment I have seen in baseball all year. Which is shorter- no hair? LOL

  • @aufer21 SPEAKING OF FUNNY DID YOU KNOW YOUR CUBS HAVE LOST 11 OF THEIR LAST 12 HAHAHAHAHA NOW THATS FUNNY

  • @heimtime3 It's over! I know that. Lou Pinnela gave up after the first game of the season. The Ricketts are heartless. they have the money to change things but instead they go on thier faggy baldguy bike rides. Next year Ryno is coming and get used to it. He will bring many world series championships and have the longest tenure for the Cubs if the Ricketts do what is right. If they let him get away as a manager, it will be worse than Gregg maddux going to the Braves for 3 bumms.

  • The Cardinals are going to sweep the Reds this week and then get back to playing mediocre ball. Whoever wins the central will get swept in 3 in the NLDS. The Cardinals are glad that there game in Florida was rained out, 'cause they took Hawksworth out of the rotation in favor of Larous buttbudy Suppan. I would love to say how did that work out for you Bumble birds but the rain not only saved you from an automatic loss, but from egg being all over Mo's face.

  • @aufer21 THIS JUST IN DIDNT U RETIRE?? UR CUBS HAVE HAHAHAHAHAHA HES COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET AND COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO TELL US HOW MANY GAMES BACK THE CUBS ARE ????

  • @heimtime3 I did retire. You made me depressed. The cubs are done this year, but guess who is going to choke on the big fat expectations? Both the Cards and Reds suck. Either one will be swept one two three in the playoffs. It is like a 7-9 football team making the playoffs. What do you think of Mos letting Jim Edmonds get by. I know the Cubs would have loved to have him. The Brewers are too stupid to know how tallented Edmonds is.

  • Comment from Yahoo Sports on losers in July Trades: St. Louis Cardinals. For a team that ranks in the bottom half of baseball in runs scored, the Cardinals certainly had no problems letting go of Ludwick, their fourth-best hitter. Because … rookie Jon Jay (and his .446 batting average on balls in play) is hitting well? As nice a pitcher as Jake Westbrook(notes) can be – and he suits the Cardinals and their groundball-gobbling tendencies

  • @aufer21 – it’s curious that St. Louis focused on a starter when Kyle Lohse’s(notes) return is imminent and Adam Wainwright(notes), Chris Carpenter(notes) and Jaime Garcia(notes) form the core of the Cardinals’ success. Should St. Louis maintain its lead on Cincinnati – which sat by idly at the deadline – Westbrook will be nothing more than a long man come playoff time, while the hole Ludwick leaves will remain unfilled.

  • @aufer21  wow did u think the cubs were going to suck this bad when u told me they would be in first by now????

  • @heimtime3 How do you know a Cardinal fan has been in your neighborhood? What you brought out to the curb as trash is gone and your cat is pregnant. Go Cards! I am sure after this series with the Reds you will already crown yourself with the pennant. Then it is back to meidocre play

  • Quick... someone get a quote from Ludwick - he's the happiest man in America now. Perhaps his new manager will look at his resume and say, "Hmm... a Silver Slugger with plus-fielding skills? Maybe I oughtta start him every day."

    A team that needed middle infield pop gets a pitcher and loses a proven slugger. Yipes. Why is Cincinnati doing so well? Riiiiight... cuz they have someone pulling personnel strings who knows talent - Jockety (another moron loss by the Cards).

  • Wow! Is this a documentry of the St Louis Cardinals? Cardinals suck! I never laghed so hard! Who is Howdy DOody on the cardinals and how did that kid with the littlle mustache get on the feild? GO Cubs!

  • @Ellercorupt101 they are going to sign Howdy Doody Wainwright long term and let Pujols go

  • I hearby announce my retirement from this little group!!!! done... If any of you want to talk to me message me. I am no longer going to comment at all... I hope you are all happy?

  • @aufer21 then delete ur videos oh wait dont i want to be able to come here and show cards fans how fucking stupid cub fans can really be

  • @heimtime3 From a Cardinalnation website: "Ludwick? are u serious? ripped up my season tickets and predictions for this club to go anywhere else rest of season! WHAT A JOKE! I hope Ludwick goes all way to world series! gonna miss ya budddy!"

  • @aufer21

    Newsflash. HOLY SHITFUCK!!! The Shitcago Scrubs just got ASS-FUCKED by Milwaulee 18-1! Scrubs have given up 63 runs in their last 6 games!! WHAT THE FUCK!!? Yes. The Cubs are on FIREEEEEEEEE!! LOL!!!

    Oh and guess who just caught and passed the Scrubs for 4th place! The fucking HOUSTON ASSTROS!! Thats right buddy. Enjoying the view from 5th place? WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW! Scrubs season is going to shit right before our eyes!

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  • @heimtime3 The Cardinals got to stop looking in trashcans for MLB tallent pitching. I heard they were trying to get Rookie Casey Coleman from the Cubs, but they only offered a Fred Bird appearance on the Bozo show. Newsflash, Cardinals nation: The Tribune numbskulls don't own the Cubs anymore. I guess with Westbrook it was someone elses trash is a treasure giving away Ludwick for the oft injured senoir citizin. Unbeleivable...

  • @aufer21 hey aufer did u enjoy the cards game tonite?? hahaha hey ur cubs are only 16 out HAHAHAHA BOY DO U LOOK STUPID NOW I CANT BELIEVE U REALLY THOUGHT THE CUBS WOULD COME BACK HAHA U NEED TO GET THE SKIDMARKS OUT OF UR MOUTH U ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE LICKING THEM HAHAHA 16 OUT LOL GO CUBS HAHAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 I did enjoy the game.The funniest part was the begining. I saw it on ESPN. Nomar made a joke saying that the reason Chrissy took Brenden into the tunnel is because he made his corpral sulute. I fell to the ground and started laughing my ass off. Why Does Chrissy go by the name Big Fish? I think Chrissy needs a haircut. LOL...

  • What happened St Louis? Did Wainwright Crap himself tonight? He was shaking and breathing hard like a fish out of water. His hand was shaking like a little kid wanting to play pocket pool. I thought he was a stud not a donkey? The hitting was a joke. If you put the ball on a tee the Cards couldn't hit. They were playing four blind mice on the intercom in the 7th. Was Ludwick trying to see if he could hit his ass on the backswing durnig his second at bat? SOS! Cardinals freefalling fast. Wow Wow!

  • The Birdbasher! Carlos Silva- He's back! A solid 5 innings in Texas for a Cubs victory. The winning just continues!!!

  • the cubs are 45-54 and the cards are 55-44 so congrats on winning the series this weekend HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 Thanks Skids! that is the plan. just win series. Enjoy Gotham...

  • @aufer21 so the plan is to be 10 out? did i get that right? lol sounds like a cub fan happy and bragging about a team 10 out with zero titles in the last 102 years wow ur funny mr1908

  • @heimtime3 Skider, the Cubs won tonight in Houston. That means we are creeping up on you by a half game. Silva is back! That is 5 quality staters now to 3 quality starters for the Birds.

  • @aufer21 if the cubs have 5 "quality" staters then why are they 9 and a half behind the cards??? the standings dont lie thats what u keep missing hahaha 46-54, cards are 55-44 there u go sorry but ur cubs suck if they had 5 quality starters they wouldnt be 8 games under .500 would they??

  • @heimtime3 From A Card nation website: I really think Tony had it out for Ludwick for whatever reason. Even when Ryan was hot Tony would sit him for a few days...constantly. The Padres are getting a tough, hard nosed professional that is a certain All-Star if he gets the playing time. The Cards are getting yet another aging pitcher. On paper this looks stupid but who knows. Certainly not me.

  • Others still have a chance to choose theirs. Do not be lured to the dark side,” he cautioned. “It’s a stain on the game, a stain gradually being removed.”

    GET LOST MACROID AND THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS. STAINS...

  • @aufer21 THE HAWK WENT IN AS A EXPO HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA WHY DIDNT HE JUST SMACK THE CUBS IN THHEIR FACE WITH HIS DICK. HAHAHA WOW THATS LIKE WHITEY GOING AS A ROYAL HAHAHA AN EXPO THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A TEAM HAHAHAHA

  • @mR1908 WHY ARE U SO WORRIED ABOUT THE CARDINALS INSTEAD OF UR CUBS?? OH I KNOW BECAUSE THE CUBS ARE 9 GAMES BEHIND THE CARDS AND 8 WORLD SERIES TITLES BEHIND HAHAHAHA UR JEALOUS I GET IT. SOME DAY U GUYS WILL WIN A PENNANT SOMEDAY HAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 Ha Ha!!! Jelous of the Cards? What you talking about, Skidmark? The Cubs have broken my heart enough. I don't need to root for the modern day chokers. The Cards are the Buffalo Bills of Baseball. I hope you will talk tonight if the Cards should lose to the Mets?

  • @aufer21 if the cards are the "bills' then how have they won a title in the last 5 years?? wow ur comments make u look real fucking stupid ur cubs are the biggest chokers of all time mr 1908 hahaha so say whatever u want about the cards ur cubs will always be the "lovable losers' hahahahahaha 1908 lol

  • There’s nothing wrong with the game of baseball,” said Dawson, one of just three players to hit 400 homers and steal 300 bases. “Baseball will, from time to time like anything else in life, fall victim to the mistakes that people make. It’s not pleasant and it’s not right. Individuals have chosen the wrong road, and they’re choosing that as their legacy. Those mistakes have hurt the game and taken a toll on all of us.

  • Dawson, an All-Star eight times who had 438 homers, 2,774 hits, 1,591 RBIs and 314 stolen bases in his career from 1976-96, then got serious, warning players not to be lured to the dark side of using performance-enhancing drugs.

  • Cubs own the Cardinals. That was on Lou. He should have went to Howry. Carpenter is a bad sport and will be your Zambrano. I am not impressed with the Cards at all. I think Houston is a more tallented team. I saw in Albert's eyes disgust too. He will not be a Cardinal in 2011. The Cards are just paper Champions. They are going to free fall. Mark my words, the Cardinals are a bad team, maybe even worse than Baltimore. And Carpenter is going to snap like a crazy man. Keep growing beards Bumbles.

  • Cards were begging to get swept but Lou was out of control. Why he left Schlitter in there in the 11th I don't know. I thought for sure it was going to be Howry. The Cardinals got away with all the Horrible calls at second. Chis carpenter showed horrible Sportsmanship yelling at the umpire for more inches off the plate. ESPN did the world a service by taking the camera off someone who is just as hotheaded as Carlos Zambrono. Cubs take series 2-1. St Louis are chumps and really are a bad in 2010.

  • Newsflash! The Cubs are taking the Cards over the wiskey barrel for the 3 game series at Red hot wrigley this weekend. One sorce said that A. Miles was saying all we have to do is just take the feild we are so awesome. Not true. not True Card Nation... TCol pops a solo to start, Castro goes deep scoring 2 + takes out Hawksworth on a brazing steal of home, Gorzo pitches lights out and Marmol denies the top of the order in the 9th. Pujols takes the Ofer again... Go Cubs GO!!! Go Cubs GO!!!!!!

  • Newsflash! St Louis shutout by the Cubs 5-0 at hot Wrigley feild. 3 long Hrs for the Cubs. Molina sat out of the Cardinals lineup 'cause he didn't want to catch another Suppan loss. Holliday says that if he strikes out he just wont run. I was unaware that I could reach base when the ball got away from Soto, and I didn't care." he said to a source. Larue said that he will check his vision after dropping ball in infeild. I think the heat got the Cards a little cranky and Macroids needles... HA HA!

  • whats the standings look like news flash guy?? oh wait u havent mentioned the standings since may HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 10 games out, tommorow 9 and Sunday 8...Bashing Birds. The Cards couldn't get one run. Pujols 0-4: f9, f9, g6,f9; Holly 1-4: k, s to left, K and walks off the plate instead of reaching on WP and allowing Jay to score, 463dp; Colby 0-4: k, L3dp, f8, k. "WOW WOW!" A**hole Miles ph k, Suppan L 0-7: 6.0 IP, 5 ER, 10 H, 0 k, 3 BB. That sucks ass!!! And he is suppose to be the savior of the Bumble birds???? Be quiet Cardnation. Go Youtube silent. That was awefull. Birdbashing 101

  • Newsflash: Cubs take series over the fighting Phills in dramatic fasion on ESPN Sunday night baseball 11-6!! Gorzo was awesome for the win. Roy Halliday gave up 5 runs in 6 innings and left with his tail between his legs. Ole Roy gave up 2 duece HRs in his non-quality start. the route was on by the end of the 7th when the Phills bulpen set the feild on fire like arsonests. Wow!!! Way to go Cubs. BTW 2010- Suppan no wins... The Cubs are on FIIIRRREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Newsflash: Cubs win in dramatic fasion over the NL penant winning Phillies at Wrigley. Aram launched one out onto Waiveland and Marmol threw filth striking out 3 to get the save. The Cubs are on a roll. That is 2 in a row over the mighty Phillies. Go Cubs GO!!!!!!!!!! Tommorows game is at noon tommorow because FOX has already run their limit of Cubs games. Todays game is going to be shown on ESPN classic during the winter. WoW!!!!

  • The cardinals got to be kidding themselfs having Suppan and Hawksworth in the rotation. All it means is the cardinals will lose back to back without an assist to thier horrible bullpen. Is their farm system so bad that this is it. Get Fred Bird on the mound. Start a 3 man rotation of Wainwright, carpenter and Garcia. Stop giving at bats away with Ryan, the shoeman and Winn. I think Tony Poopy nose has become a wino since the cards went to denver?

  • My great grandma can get strikes with Rungy behind the plate at Dodger Stadium. Kercluck should get an assist from Rungy for tonights game. You could throw it in the stands and it was a strike. Not impressed at all Dodgers...

  • Ha HA St Louis, modern day chokers!!!! You have the Franklin that got fun out of seattle. How you like that straight fast ball? He is done!!!!!!! Send him to the Pirates for something. Oh Wait! He so bad the Pirates wouldn't even want him. Put Franklin on the I suck DL list and go with Motte. At least you can have fun watching hitters whipe their asses on his parted beard. This is so funny it has to be scripted, but it is St Louis being St Louis... Is Supslam pitching today?

  • Oh my God! It happened again! The cardinals pissed themself in the 9th. Chris Ianetta takes Maclean deep. The Cards were up 5-0. SOS!!! What is going on>? This is bad!!! I told you Cardinal fans, a loss like last night can cause a swoon. I think the Cardinals are falling apart?!? Oh my god!! God hlep the Cardinals. Don't swoon....

  • Stop the funeral home comercials and the want to cry comercials, St Louis!!! There is no crying in baseball!!!!

  • @aufer21  crying? they aint 10.5 out with no titles in the last 102 years remember aufer in st louis we having a saying 'no matter how bad our team plays it could always be worse... we could be cub fans.

  • Newsflash"WOW! WOW! WOW!" Says Mike Shannon. Great Grandma's girders! "Did the Bullpen for the Cardinals spit it up!" says John Rooney. The Cards gave up 9 runs in the 9th to the Rockies. That sets a Rockies record. "What a devistating defeat the Rockies hand the Cardinals." Mike Shannon. The Peabody lights out play of the game is Seth smith's 3 run hommer to send everyone home. Boo Hoo!!!!!

  • Wow! Looking at that gay Chris carpenter in this video, I can see how he got shelled against the Brewers. War Jim Edmonds blowing up against the team that so much disrespected him. How did you like Jim Edmonds St Louis? You all smacked your beak that he was done. Now, I think you are done. Go Cubs Go!!!

  • Newsflash! Former st Louis Pitcher Joe Magraine said on MLB network telecast of the Twins and Rays that the Twins had spies in the crowd during the 87 series that St Louis lost. WOw!!! Way to go Cardinal! Have you ever heard of the term bad sport? Oh and the Cards lose even though Pooh holes is hot! Blake Hawkworth gives it up. Suppan and Hawksworth are a great one two auto loss.

  • @aufer21 NEWS FLASH CUBS SUCK MORE DICK THAN WE EVER THOUGHT HAHAHA 12-0 YESTERDAY YOU SHOULD MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT HOW GREAT THAT GAME WAS HAHAH AT LEAST FOR UR SAKE THE CARDINALS WON HAHAHA KEEP SUCKING THAT CUBBIE DICK

  • Lol. What modern day choking? I'm perfectly happy with how we're doing right now.

  • Newsflash: Barry Enright got the win in his Major League debut as the D-backs beat the Cardinals, 4-2, on Wednesday afternoon in front of 36,962 at Busch Stadium. Jeff Suppan (0-4) took the loss. Supan after the game talked about his losing ways. "Wow! Does the sun set in the west? I am getting paid so I don't care."

  • @aufer21 NEWS FLASH CUBS 10.5 OUT AND IN FOURTH PLACE WOW THE CUBS SUCK MORE DICK THAN AUFER DOES WOW HOW DO YOU LOSE A SERIES TO THE PIRATES AND BE 10.5 BACK AND STILL TALK SHIT TO A TEAM 8.5 GAMES BETTER THAN YOU??? JUST ASK AUFER HAHAHAHA

  • CHECK UR UNDERWEAR AUFER THERE IS A BIG PILE OF SHIT IN THEM OH WAIT NO THATS JUST THE CUBS wow 10 back and lsing series against the pirates how ??? i guess u will avoid this just like u avoid youtube everytime ur scrubs get beat up and thats been a shit load this year hahahaha 10 back enjoy haahahahaha

  • Why is Fred Bird begging on the porch of that dude who is taking a shit? Fred Bird is drinking too. Wow! What a dooche!

  • SAY WHATEVER U WANT ABOUT THE CARDS YOUR CUBS ARE NOW IN FOURTH PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 4TH HAHAHA SAY WHATEVER U WANT THE STANDINGS ARE ALL I NEED TO SAY

  • @heimtime3 Ok! The cardinals post 67 are the biggest chokers ever. The cardinals hired a known steroid user to be their hitting coach. That sure tells me that Steroids are being used by the Cardinals. Albert Pulols looks like a pinhead meatpuppet. Has he been figured out? Expectations kill the Cards every year. Did you see Fred Bird in this video begging on the porch of the that guy taking a dump? LOL

  • @aufer21 hey 1908 just called they want to know whats worse 102 years without a title or 4 years removed from their last title??? Figure that out while ur figuring out why the cubs suck so much dick this year. hahahah big Z hahahahahahaha

  • @heimtime3 Ok! How can you assume that Cardinal hitters are not taking steriods or HGH when their hitting coach is a know Juicer. He said that he took Steroids as early as 1991. The whole time he was a cardinal, he was on steroids. Every HR he hit was cheating. How is he not shooting up Pujols. I have noticed that this year Pujols head has been swelling too.

  • @aufer21 hes a know juicer? Whats that? McGwire did them when they were not illegal right? And every player knows that if they get caught they will be a BIG black eye for the team and Pujols has passed everytest and has never been lenked to roids so try again retard. Hey i answered u now answer me for once WHOS IN FIRST AND WHO IS 8.5 AND A HAVE GAMES BACK?????????????????????????? HEY AINT U GUYS BEHIND THE BREWERS NOW????? ANSWER THAT WHILE UR CUBS TEAM IS PAYING BIG Z FOR BIG ZERO HAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 Wow! Skidmark! Check your underwear. You are smelling sewer gas. You are telling me that Steroids are where it is at? WTF! You are telling me that Pujols Juicing is the way to go. I will tell you 1 thing. Fonnzy went deep 2 x tonight and they were not steroid induced. Why don't you tell me that the Whitesox should have been able to throw the world series? Do you want to buy the St Louis ass-arch for 1,000,000,000,000?

  • @aufer21 sorry fucktard if u want to talk steroids call sammy sosa not me i dont care about it. He wasnt on the report so who cares i guess thats all u got now that the cards are in first and where are the cubs?? 4th hahaha wheres big Z? at home hahahaha keep talking retard. hahahahaha STANDINGS HAHAHA

  • Cubs win! St Louis loses. The sun rises and the sun sets. Cardinal's ace Jaime Garcia gets depantsed in KC and Macroid blows his balls. HA HA HA HAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aufer21 STANDINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WILL THE CUBS EVER WIN A SERIES? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STANDINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STANDINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 Relax Skidmark! Your team did not win today. Are you aware of that? Today is June 27 2010. The weather is stormy and the Royals beat the Cards. Ace Jaime Garcia only lasted 2 innings. The Cubs slaughtered the WhiteSox. Put your teeth in and eat the jello. This is reality talking....

  • @aufer21 reality just called its june 28th and the cubs are falling apart ur big money ace is going to the bullpen after his suspenion is over and ur 8 and a half out enjoy that skidmark hey anytime u want to talk shit just look at the standings first hahahahahahahaha

  • Alright Aramis! Got a HR! The slump is over! Now lets hit 2 tommorow against the White Sux! Go Cubs go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wheres ur cubs news flash they are ONLY 9 games under .500 and there getting hot right retard??? hahahaha you want to look at "lousy performences"????? look at the cubs they have had so many this year that they are 9 games under .500 hahaha wheres ur news flashes when the cubs get stomped? i guess thats what makes u a coward right???

  • @heimtime3 Cubs are going to catch fire just like the Palehose did. The Cubs haven't played as many cupcakes as the Cards have. Wait till after teh break and the Cubs kick the Birds right on their arssssssssss!!!!

  • @aufer21 hey how many times can u say the cubs are going to catch fire?? because the standings say they are ice cold and with a win today that would mean the cubs have lost the last 5 series they have played in hahaha yep fire hahaha they are burning up hahahahahahaha

  • @heimtime3 They caught fire today at Cominsky! Pujols can't even sniff TCol's jock, yet carry it around to get hot right now. Slumping Pinhead Meatpuppet Albert pooh holes.

  • Say kids, what time is it? Kids: It's Howdy Doody Time! It's Howdy Doody Time. It's Howdy Doody Time. Bob Smith and Howdy Do Say Howdy Do to you. Let's give a rousing cheer, Cause Howdy Doody's here, It's time to start the show, So kids let's go!
  • Newsflash: Cubs win in 13 over the Mariners. You can say they cooled of a team that had won 5 straight. The Cardinals got shutout by Brandon Morrow of the Blue Jays. Adam Wainwright allowed 3 HRs. He got shelled. Was there a Howdy Doody Convention in Toronto? St louis fan is mistified at such a lousy perfomance. Even Macroid with all his needles just said "Hey? Do you know if you have to declare HGH at the airport?" WTF????

  • @aufer21 hahahaha so you idiots going to get swept?? hahahahaha hahahahaha wow cubs suck its time for you to take the cubbie dick put of ur ass and admit it hahaha how many games back of the first place cards are you guys????? answer that while you clean the mess off ur face that Cliff Lee left on you. haha

  • hahahahahahaha the dark side of the cubs came out today hahahahahaha 12-0 wow hope you got to enjoy the game today hahahahaha

  • @heimtime3 It was awefull. I slept from the 7th inning on. I slept most of the day out of depression. You know what that is like. There are tears all over my Little Mermaid pillow. We'll get a win tommorow.

  • @aufer21 hahaha well i guess you shouldnt have talked shit about the best team in the division well maybe u learned something then

  • by the way i love the Tony pic with the towel on his head. IT WAS RIGHT AFTER HE WON THE WORLD SERIES HEY CUBS FANS WHEN WEAS UR LAST WORLD SERIES??????????????????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK THAT LOSER

  • this video was made by a sad cubs fan. See what its like when u go 102 years with ZERO titles and 80 years without a pennant. You get really sad and really jealous. hahaha poor guy 1908 wasnt that long ago hahahahahahahahaha

  • @heimtime3 This responders team, Fartnals, lost to the Mariners tonight. They have lost 7 of ten and are in complete freefall. They Signed Jeff Suppan. Enough said.

  • @aufer21 freefall??? whos in first???????????????? answer that while ur cubs are 6.5 back then think to urself wow in a fucking idiot for saying the cards are in first and im talking shit while my cubs are 6.5 back now think on that. hahahahahahaha 1908 just called they said keep bragging about a shitty team while the cards are in first hahahahahaha RETARD

  • @heimtime3 Skidmark, you know that the Cardinals can't hit now. The pitching is bad with your 4 and 5 starter. You signed Jeff Suppan and he will have to pitch against other teams than the Mariners. Suppan is like Ortiz was with the Giants-someones's but buddy. By the all-star break the cards will be in 4th.

  • @aufer21 worry about ur 102 year world series drought instead oif the first place team it might make u look smarter oh wait ur a cubs fan so it cant no matter what u say it makes u look retarded just look at ur comments 6.5 back and ur talking shit hahahahaha wow can u look any dumber? dont answer that ur a cubs fan hahahahaha cards 6.5 up on ur cubs comment on that hahahaha

  • @heimtime3 Make that 6 games back, skids. The Cubs won! The White W flag is waiving right now over Wrigley. And, the A's are coming to see the Cards. And, they want to say to you Mr Cardinal fan, that they aint no stinking Mariners. They swept the Mariners already. Look out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • @aufer21 thank you for that so your 6 games back and ur talking shit hahahahaha man ur a fucking idiot. But we already knew that ur a cubs fan hahahahahaha

  • Newsflash: Cubs win the A's 6-2. DLee goes deep on to Sheffield. Dempster gets the win. Meanwhile, In St Louis, a desperation Choke has happened. The Cards have lost to the worst team in the AL- The Mariners. Everyone in the stands was crying. Tony Larousa's nose hairs jammed his mouth shut. Brenden Ryan's Porn mustache fell off, Fred Bird pooped himself and Macroid shoock all his needles from his ass in the clubhouse. Go Cubs GO!!! St Louis in freefall of Desperation.

  • @aufer21 I got some questions for you: What team that has been established when baseball first started only has had 2 World Series championships and hasn't even been to a World Series for 65 years?? What team also traded Bob Gibson and many more HOF players to their rival team??

  • @ironman711 Wow! Ididn't know about Bob Gibson? I thought it was just Lou Brock. I am going to look that up in my Cubs media guide. Do you have a Cardinals media guide. Who is on the cover. Lee and Zambrano are on the Cubs one.

  • The Mariners are so bad they hit Pujols in the back of the head while commeting their own error. There is one team that sucks more than the Cardinals. 

  • @aufer21 my marieners? get ur mom so she can help u read if thats all u got im sorry well at least u also got 1908 lol ur an idiot.

  • NEWS FLASH!! White Sox took the cross town championship! Yet another championship cubs will never see LOL!

  • Newsflash!!! Cubs Ted Bulldog Lilly take no hitter into the 9th inning against the White Sox in a game that has become a classic. I didn't know if I was watching Roy Hobbs or Ted Lilly. The good guys won. I was as moved as when I first saw "The Natural". Way to go Ted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO CUBS GO!!! Cardinals lost freefalling lose 7 of 8. Cardinal fans say that 70 wins will take NL Central. The world says what ya Smoking?

  • aufer21 "Tyler Colvin will average .300+ 40hr a season"

    Just like D. Lee?? HAHAHA! Oh wait! D. Lee can't even hit! BTW, you also made fun of your team on here by having that McGwire/Sosa Sports Illustrated pic LOL! Have fun at the world's biggest gay bar this season as the cubs suck everytime they're there! HAHAHA!

  • @ironman711 Almost a no hitter for Bulldog Ted Lilly. THe Cubs are on their way! Cardinals lost again. Pujols just can't hit anymore? 7 of 8 losses. Suppan is becoming your ace? WTF!

  • Oh Shit! Every Cardinal fan has gone Youtube silent 'cause they're team got clonked by the Diamandbacks. Goddamm! The Cubs are still chasing your asses, and trust me the Cubs are playing like shit too. All it takes is a couple of good weeks and St Louis and Reds are out of there. Cardinals fan has got to get that thought of winning the NL with 70 wins out of their heads, but oh yeah right. you said you won the world series already. WTF? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

  • @aufer21 hey idiot how many games are the cardinals out? how many games are the cubs out?  man you make yourself look stupid everyday funny how god lets people that stupid breath

  • @dnowitzki4178 Oh Professor Dicknose Nazi, thank you for allowing me to live. I love paying for your foodstamps, room at the mission, Kidney Dialiss from drinking with my taxes while you scoot around in your shopping cart filled with Pop cans. I am glad the community center is open today. I hope they don't let you drink your hooch inside. Go Cubs GO!!!

  • @aufer21 Nazi?? foodstmps? This sad cub fan is reaching. seeing you cant spell or make valid points i can tell you make alot of money insulting people on youtube when they make you look like a stupid idiot. How many games are the cubs back now? lololol go bad to insultsa you sad donkey thats all your good at i have been waiting you to make a valid point for two weeks i guess the cubs aint going to be good anytime soon and you are not going to make sense anytime soon.

  • @dnowitzki4178 Your mumbling now Professor Dicknose. Did you take some PCP or something? I guess they let you use the computer more in the nuthouse. Seattle is full of loons. Mariners Choke like a 2 dollar whore. GO CUBS GO!!!!!!

  • @aufer21 mumbling? sad u cant read or spell get a life loser ur putdowns are as sad as the cubs 102 year world series drought.

  • @dnowitzki4178 How many years has been for your Mariners Professor DNN? I think it has been their whole existance. Here are some great questions for you. What team won 116 games in 2001 and didn't even make it to the World series? What team got rid of Randy Johnson, Alex Rodriguez and pissed off Ken griffey JR so much he wont ever come back? What team has no hall of fame players? Guess???

  • @dnowitzki4178 At least I don't sleep under a bridge in Seattle's gay neighborhood and collect tin cans for hooch?

  • Newsflash: cardinals pick up Jeff Suppan. Dave Duncan says that Suppan just needs to be a cardinal again and all will be well. "we would have traded for him, but" we "us Smarties knew no one would pick up that huge contract. Forget Memphis give us your castoffs. We also have our eyes on Brad Bergeson, Greg Smith, Oliver Perez and Ian Snell. He He!!!(wicked old man snickers)"

  • WHERE IS THE CHICAGO CUB CHAMPIONSHIP VIDEOS AT????????????????????????????­???????????? OH WAIT 1908 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY MAKING CARDINALS VIDEOS BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY YOU MAKE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE CUBS SUCK VIDEOS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE 1908 ISNT GOING ANYWHERE HAHAHA CUBS SUCK DICK AND THERE IS NO HIDING THAT HAHAHA

  • @heimtime3 This video is not a Cardinal's suck video. It is a video about attitude. Your team is weird! You have mortuary comercials on the radio broadcast. The broadcast mention casinos every other second, but I don't think most of the people in St Louis have money. You say that the world series is yours in JUne and then you lose 4 straight. How many games have you won in the Pacific time zone-none.