Zach Galifianakis Smokes Joint on Bill Maher: CA Prop 19

[TheKaylat]

lmfao.. that's great

[BoricuaBoxer7]

LETS DO IT HIGH!!!

[awp]

mah nigga



[shawnnyman]

@awp I came here to say this

[666Blaster]

where is the dragon part?



[codyokay]

1:55 bitch is like "YA its sum good!"

[jazzmann16]

denmark stole this joke in a tv show called aloha :) great succes

[TheDM75]

What a fucking BAWSE

[Akilleez82]

like a muhfukin boss



[IWPayu]

My new fucking hero!

[SpartakosLowBap]

9GAG 

[TheMrLarz]

He is my fucking heroe!!!

[WorldWar2Boy]

Brace yourself, the 9gag army is coming!

[takamper]

@WorldWar2Boy NO.

[mesuhlikemusic]

Gotta love him.

[ajaysilvojax]

how come he didnt get arrested ? is it legal to smoke a joint in USA ?

[obunkystaind]

@ajaysilvojax there were probably no cops there. lol.

[supersexyswinging]

@ajaysilvojax It's filmed in California, which has legalized medicinal marijuana, so my best guess is that Zach has a prescription

[takamper]

@supersexyswinging its fake dude. they made the smoke and burning effect with adobe after effects or something alike

[SGMD84]

@ajaysilvojax There were likely no cops there during filming and there's no way to prove it was weed after the fact.

[fromtheoceanwerise1]

she knows she wanted to hit it

[Slushyreaper]

is that organic. hell no man you gave me fuckin singles

[MeenyMcSweeny]

Similar to an executive

[timcrow420]

awesome!!!!!



[remital2]

i like how the guy imediately changed the subject by interupting the woman after Bill had just said that he never contributed a dime to the cause of prop 19. Then he proceedes to make a fucking joke out of it, wata fuckin ass hole, who the fuck cares if it's real or fake weed anyway, IT'S CALLED SENSATIONALISM MUTHERFCUKER!

[55titas]

Boss!

[graffiticandy]

what a sorry bastard

[MeenyMcSweeny]

Similar to an executive

[StereoIWantItAll]

@MeenyMcSweeny hahahaha! yup ill be stealin that one thanks.

[csmzcs]

what is up with americans not inhaling the smoke? It's the same in most movies. Is that the way americans smoke? I've tried but I never get high when I just let the smoke stay in the mouth then blow it out.

[lscizml]

@csmzcs Uh... the smoke doesn't stay in your body when you exhale. At least not for me. When I smoke anything, cigs, hookah etc.. I inhale the smoke but when I exhale the smoke still exits my body. But regardless the smoke doesn't make you high. I'm sure you know that.

[WillahG]

@csmzcs he inhaled degg

[aweomae]

He Wins at life.

[fullbattery01]

Zach Galifianakis: the size of this is joint is 100 times bigger than the fuck i give

[CitySkin09]

C'mon bitch, smoke it!!

[CantWeedThis]

Wait if that was real where was the helicopter and swat team?

[yellowsmoke666]

is this real?

[nicholastreydoyle93]

hes like a honeybadger he dont give a shit he just wants to get high!

[ddrum121]

thats would be the first thing id do if i ever went on live tv

[Alan2D]

like a sir

[chriswestmoreland]

Props to Zack! Well said!

[788269]

That one guy with the gray suit jacket is the biggest fucking geek.

[hellsguardillidan]

if he had a bag full of fucks, not one was given away

[klinehockey24]

Thumbs up if you thought the chick was gonna take a hit.

[adrianstroila]

01:40

[TheShagsJam]

Haha

[TheRozza333]

zack = lad of the century

[ReliableThe]

Professional Troll..

[xeveettex]

see the female recognized it..

[kristiancharlesberg]

Zach Galifianakis is a master troll!

[MrTimmz196]

she knew she wanted to hit it

[sellz22]

It's hilarious that its 2012 and weed is still illegal

[mrXXrauf182XX]

marijuana <3

[iloveihop07]

OH GOD OH GOD WE WENT THERE WE WENT THERE, IM GONNA PASS THE MIC GUYS

[LukeBashir]

HAHAHAHAHA THIS GUYS A JOKA !

[2222Public]

lol

[xXGAMING101Xx]

ron paul my hero plz legalize weed

[hehefromhere]

Ron Paul 2012!

[XRazielXReaverXBlade]

I only wish to someday light up with Zachy G.

\

[adamsworld2k8]

damn i would kill for some colombian gold right now!

[OnThaBuzz]

Zach Galifianakis ..i liked you as a comdian...but you just moved up into my top 5 favorite famous people of all time...way to make a statement and stand up!

[MiztaTongueTwista]

did that bitch just sniff it and pass it back? geez how fun would it be to smoke with him haha

[Webnotized227]

Zach Galifianakis for President 2016

[JBL1TZ]

the bald mocha dude was spazzin the fuck out...i bet he really wanted a hit though

[dannycsn]

Fucked up the rotation!!

[MrAhurdur]

Not a single fuck was given.

[TheChambers21]

This version removed the "OMG DRAGONS!" part he yells shortly after.

[phchanunga]

Look at the furry caterpillars on the black guy's face!

[iWentToNam]

fav celeb of all time.

[GhostFreeman]

LIKE A BOSS

[LASuperboy]

that moron is afraid to touch a joint....

[MrJokou]

@WeDoShorts You have every right to believe what you may, and that nonrational grasp of truth is honestly something one might envy. Nothing anyone says will or should "shake your faith," because it matters on some non-detectable level to you. That's one way of finding faith. It's interesting, though you may be an unspoiled 14-year-old boy, that you've watched a video entitled "How to Grab a Woman's Breast" and commented with "I slap it." Just forgive and forget; we're all hypocrites here.

[DefyingNoodles]

And SOPA supporters bitch about how many millions of dollars are lost each year due to online piracy? 9 BILLION DOLLARS ANNUALLY if the US taxed weed. !!!!!!!

[Melsman999]

RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT!!

[Meck1786]

@Melsman999 seems a little folish to vote for a man just because he wants to legalize weed. I dont judge but eventually you gotta grow up

[lolfuxyeah]

@Meck1786 "I dont judge but eventually you gotta grow up" gotta love irony. And it's not the ONLY reason I'm personally gonna vote for Dr. Ron Paul. But on subject with the video, and pertaining to my candidate, I'm pretty happy with his stance. :] I am happy for anyone whose suffering and will get to choose safe medicine instead of pills. I'm happy for the tax payers, and the citizens who will be outta jail! Let alone his foreign policy, dedication to the Constitution..outta space

[Jordoboy001]

I fuckin love this chap

[d1ckH3AdMcBOOGERNUTs]

Being a 36 year old virgin who still lives in his mom's basement means u automatically lose

[d1ckH3AdMcBOOGERNUTs]

Theskycavedin - I'm a 14 year old Christian too and it doesn't mean we lose u fuckin atheist. We just don't think that wen we die were gonna turn into a fuckin tree and get hacked down by a lumberjack and turned into paper

[LermanProductions]

@d1ckH3AdMcBOOGERNUTs Someone has a really bad taste in comedy and steals jokes from really bad comedians whose names rhyme with Gane Rook.

[SEMIbuttTUBE16161]

Zach Galifianakis is Marijuana Santa Claus.

[Tidermans]

Love the smug look of his face

[jtennyson9]

FUCKIN AWESOME

[DAVN121]

Too bad he confessed it was just a clover.

[pppppatrikkkkk]

lol, Maher's face after G's words, he was about the denounce him :)

[rudeboxxs]

Hahah look at the face of the guy on the left at the end of the video :D

[CrzyKevin760]

1:20 life fect ehh duu duub ...soo high

[haymaker710]

Pass that shit

[0019930418]

actions speak louder than words.

[BrokenChinglish]

for governor of california

[Bugzey9999]

she isnt "good", shes embarrassed

[GothicPancakes]

Zach has got some balls

[23BillyBADASS]

hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[WeDoShorts]

ur an asshole bill, u gave that up when u got saved??? there is nothing wrong with being a christian, in fact im proud. so go ahead and talk shit, i cant wait to c the look on ur face when u die and c god and in the very second u get pulled into hell

[MrJokou]

@WeDoShorts Right. Cause God lets you sit on his lap and watch sinners (people with their own opinions who may have different beliefs but aren't willingly imposing their own on anyone) get thrown into an eternal realm of suffering as your reward for being a non-hating, all-loving, paragon of man. We're past the crusade era, friend, no need for medieval hostility, now. You should consider reforming your primal feel for morality. Forgive those who really don't matter, and live on! Learn! =)

[WeDoShorts]

@MrJokou christians arnt all like that? we dont "sit on gods lap and watch the sinners" and im not imposing anything. Sure bill can have his own opinions but he doesn't have to talk badly about us constantly?

[wearemud]

@WeDoShorts As Bill Hicks would say... Forgive him... ;)

Loser. Wasting your life bowing down to a "master"... Pahahahahahahahahaha.

Forgive me. ;)

[WeDoShorts]

@wearemud good one?

[WeDoShorts]

@wearemud nice, so when you die your gonna become a tree right? life well spent? no thats lamee

[NDBNTZ]

@WeDoShorts stupid faggot cant come to grips with reality, now he must look for a long lost celestial father to make him feel just a little bit bigger.

just because you dont like reality, it doesn't make it any less true. but go ahead become brainwashed by doctrine and pedophiles

[WeDoShorts]

@NDBNTZ what do you believe?

[NDBNTZ]

@WeDoShorts what does it matter what i believe? its obvious you feel uncomfortable or uncertain about whats going to happen to you when you die; however, i think the question you should ask yourself is: why the fuck do you care?

[WeDoShorts]

@NDBNTZ im not uncomfortable or uncertain? look imma a 14 year old kid that loves god, and if u wanna hate be my guest but non of ur stupid atheist crap is gonna shake me, y do u care? u guys r the ones making a big deal about it?

[TheZehch]

@WeDoShorts Look all religion is fake it's simply made up to help people overcome their fear of dying, and the bible is a 2000 year old "Harry Potter fairy tale"

[ukijhu97]

@TheZehch sensible statement if your under 20 years old. you're thinking which is better than blindly believing something.

[theskycavedin]

@WeDoShorts Being 14 means you automatically lose

[wearemud]

@WeDoShorts Typical christian. No idea what the hell you're on about. I'm going to become a tree? I would call you insane, but as you believe in the invisible mass murderer in the sky, that's pretty much already a given..

[rossmat707]

@WeDoShorts you make god sounds like a psychopath serial killer.

[fudrick43]

@WeDoShorts There's nothing wrong with being christian, other than the fact that you're wrong. So in reality there's everything wrong with being a christian.

[GraffPaint85]

Vote ron paul all stoners!

[minimalist34]

jesus christ that guy in the middle... 'omg wow a joint omg wow' what are you 12 years old?

[Dee3BoobTube]

@minimalist34 It's just that it's on TV, in a professional setting, not on someone's patio/balcony/in someone's living room while everyone's in t-shirt and jeans. I'm sure he wouldn't have been shocked in another situation. But pulling it in front of the cameras and audience was, to him, probably like pulling it out in front of a police station.

[netoboss831]

im defenetaly gunna vote for Ron Paul because some douches troll all over youtube *sarcasm

[jekyllnhydebaby]

Like a Boss! 

[DamienPictures]

Vote Ron Paul 2012!

[Stoogemeister420]

hahaha this is great

[artman4444]

Zach is the man, these other whining panel people are a bunch of pussies, they never stand up for what they believe

[BelleAndTheBoy]

1:26 "Oh, you're gonna interrupt my considered political opinion so you can make a fuckin' awful joke that stopped being on-topic 30 seconds ago? So glad you have a comedian on the show, Bill. Fuck this, I'm getting stoned."

[iforget]

@BelleAndTheBoy I was a bit embarrassed for Mr. Maher :-/ But the important thing is that J got burned!

[LuvisEVOL]

And he is now immortal.

[LuvisEVOL]

Levels:

Easy

Medium

Hard

Insane

Nightmare

Hardcore

Asian / Zach Galifianakis



[DrewtheGuitarGod]

A true american hero



[aggeleto]

a true GREEK hero

[StealthFalco]

I love how concerned the guy on the left looks. "Sweet Mother... is that REEFER?!"

[TheLukeSchiltz]

@StealthFalco Ohhhhh MY, MY! Is that the cannibus plant? Well I'LL BE DARNED!

[kokenyuken]

REVEREND BUD GREEN?

[MunchMan]

He admitted it was fake the next day. You have no idea how pre-planned these shows are before they go live.

[Suolucidir]

@MunchMan *claimed

[DRDOMINICO]

@MunchMan it doesnt matter, zach is still badass

[TheNapoleon31ft]

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Sativa1337]

he's a god damned heo

[TarousDT]

I laughed so hard when he leaned back and thought to himself, "Fuck yeah."

[Carnius797]

@TarousDT Lol! Me too this shit was hilarious

[charlesmonsoon]

@TarousDT YOU READ THOUGHTS???!!!

[TarousDT]

@charlesmonsoon Only a little.

[thenobs123]

i wonder if it was actually real. skimpy j anyways.

[ramp622]

he has glucolma!

[THEDANKMAN101]

the black guys inner black wanted to hit that shit you can tell by his eyes

[AsifIcarebear3]

Imagine if it was a beer. Whoopdi freaking doo.

[Darius135gease]

Am I racist for assuming the black guy was the one with the joint?

[67854100]

how is going to preschool when you are 4 or 5 going to reduce crime that is just stupid to say

[WeLikeDanceMusic]

@67854100 because if kids are in school they arent on the streets stealing shit

[67854100]

@WeLikeDanceMusic most kids don't do too much while in preschool... that is when if they get yelled at they cry. What do you see a preschooler doing first stealing a car or crying that they fell over and skinned their knee.

[WeLikeDanceMusic]

@67854100 hes talking about those kids who cant afford the education, and so it pays for them, theres a link between not going to school and crime rates that is why the government ensures everyone must go to school

[THEDANKMAN101]

@67854100 because pre school will help the kids associate with other kids better helping them not be in gangs, potheads, and druggies my son went to preschool and my other did not guess whos sitting with a bong in his hands? and whos playing football?

[kingcollie]

@THEDANKMAN101 I went to preschool and I've been smoking Marijuana everyday give or take for just under 10 years. I just got my masters in Botany, Am running an audio engineering program that works with kids who want to learn what it's like to record music and record sound effects for movies. I'm also an adventurist who travels 25-40km a day on bike and spends most of my time doing bushcrafting and hiking.----------->

[kingcollie]

@THEDANKMAN101 (cont)Everyday after I've taken care of priorities, at 10pm I sit there with a bong in my hand and it usually doesn't leave it until 3am. I'll give you one reason why one of your kids sits there with a bong in his hand and isn't the football star the other is: You clearly paid way too much attention to one child and as soon as you seen the other was getting into weed you wrote him of and do things like talk about how your child is basically a piece of shit to strangers online-->

[kingcollie]

@THEDANKMAN101 (cont) parents like you need to realize that when you tell your child they are a horrible person, disgrace etc. it starts to really fuck up their mental growth and they eventually believe it. Support him and let him smoke weed if he wants to, just be an actual parent and help him with it, regulate it and be there for him. it's fucking hard to straighten your back under a praised shadow. The worst of humanity begins with neglect and ignorance/misunderstanding. please just help him.

[THEDANKMAN101]

@kingcollie im a everyday pot head also but i love my kid the same i never said anything about favoring one child i let them make there own decisions it was my exs idea to put my first son in preschool but my other son would cry when we took him we just took him out and no im not talking about hes a "piece of shit loser" hes passing all his classes and just got accepted into chico(oh god) but my other son is still planning his life

[kingcollie]

@THEDANKMAN101 I'm confused, before you compared the two boys and stated how much more successful the football player is compared to the smoker and this is due to preschool. I know u never said you favored one more but the conclusion of what you previously said very much hinted at you putting more eggs in one basket. I'm glad I'm wrong and that u are a good parent, I apologize if i came off as a full throttle cunt, I've just seen too many with so much potential get wasted because of the parents

[leptir1]

@kingcollie thanks for writing this. I commend you.

[Proem101]

its not even real

[crackernumber2]

wow the unfunny fat guy from the hangover is smoking a joint on tv................... you are a fucking rebel zac... this guy is famous for 2 stupid movies

[DaaaBears30]

Going to pre-school prevents crime?

[Vote4RonPaulLiberty]

@DaaaBears30 No, it doesn't it does promote more compliant drone like people.

[ZxFaTe]

@DaaaBears30 pre school is where you first learn how to share, communicate, and treat other people. if you never learnt that this is mine, that is yours, stealing is bad; you are much more likely to steal when you are older. and the same concept applies to other crimes.

[vaporcentre]

@DaaaBears30 There have been recent studies have shown that anywhere from 80- 90% of your personality is developed before the age of 6, in which pre-school plays a large role. As well, if the parents live in a bad neighbourhood, or are involved in gang activities, the children are exposed to that lifestyle from birth and tend to find that lifestyle the norm, whereas in preschool they are exposed to a more societal norm before they cement the majority of their views. I know, it seems far fetched

[MSMRU]

hehe she was cravin the j

[thedancer1992]

You can tell by how her eyes lit up she wanted to hit that, PUSSY.

[aurlis2012]

the brown guy reacts to the joint like a gay guy would to a pussy

[MultiSr16]

fuckin bill mayer kinda makes me wanna shove some jews into an oven as well., i really really can't stand his god bashing money grubbing jew ways., fuckin hollywood loving fag loving filthy jew i say., n anyone who doesnt like that , fuck u too.,

[SixStringSamurai91]

@MultiSr16 You are a fucking idiot, its because people like you are the reason for so many fuck ups in the world today. just do me and the rest of the world a favor and fucking hang yourself.

[BattleMage52]

I suddenly find myself very interested in this man who gives no fuck. I like him indeed.

[Nonsequitor415]

Honey badger don't care!

[BlameAuntJemima]

He has glaucoma. lol reference

[djdbag]

She wanted to smoke that shit