Heavy and Sniper Teach You the Alphabet

[TheDMan93]

Is it bad that I like this version better than the original?

[GoldX8900]

MY GUN POOT DISPENSOR HERE!

[nekadgila]

this video is epic XD

i want have the song if i can :)

[Xandranxanda]

Holy crap... Sniper's whispery voice matched it PERFECTLY.

[MrWill830]

Oh how funny, this video is made by the Rainbow Trololol guy... Let's consider subscribing.

[JTE96]

This actually rhymes! AWESOME!

[kakos1005]

I CAND STOP WACHING THIS HELP ME!

[5282890]

heh 44 444 views when i watched this

[wafflepiepancake]

MY GUN POOTISPENSER HERE

[AvitalzCartoonz]

SNIPER'S VOICE WAS SO FITTING. IT WAS ALMOST SCARY.

[firefox868]

P Is for Painis!

[thisissoodd]

Its Terrifying how well Snipers Voice matches the song...

[coolnnx1234]

g is for gun to kill people!

[gtabro1337]

PUT. Dispenser here!

[Sonic90l]

i love this!

[SuperDarkRiper]

you use tiny guns......BABY!!!!!!! (ORIGINAL: Hope you learned your time tables.....BIATCH!! _)

[LoroRox]

Have download link?

[wafflepiepancake]

My gun POOT dispenser here omg amazing xDD

[alfredblarzgh]

Hold still. Piece of piss!

Everything above your head's goin' to be a fine red mist!

[chriss32100]

SO AWSOME!!!

[CreeperKiller121]

real song Ultrasound

[copywriterz]

Gey

[axalara360]

Noice!

[TheEpicJedi]

you sir just got a new subscriber!!

[KlokPyro]

Best song ever

[saviorcat025]

Heavy feat sniper, scout and spy-put dispenses here xD

[saviorcat025]

medic you are a great doctor but you are so tinny xD

[AxeCorporation]

Poot Poot dis spencer here

[PancakeOnaAstick]

It sounds like the Heavy is saying "POOTIS POOTIS SPENCER" at one point.

[mustangwolf1997]

:O

I... But...

How...

YOU... ARE... GOD!

[BJames187]

May I download this song...?

[EnigmaEvocative]

@534224ng Lol thanks, though I don't agree with you about the original song. : )

[xeypher108]

@EnigmaEvocative original rules

[8BitMonk3y]

@534224ng The original is freakin' awesome.

[hasikon]

@534224ng u is for ur dead christian GO GO GOOOO

[534224ng]

@hasikon .... What?

[hasikon]

@534224ng i like the original

[534224ng]

@hasikon I got that, but as I said.

[joeyouyang]

@Exzmo "pussies for hero" thats what i heard

[ukiuki551]

S FOR SAVANWITCH lolz

[ratelslangen]

@ukiuki551 SANDVICH!!!

[ukiuki551]

@ratelslangen savanwitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR SO TYNY

[chromzepher]

Win!

[PurpleKirby54]

Z is for Zombies?

[EnigmaEvocative]

@PurpleKirby54 It is indeed.

[XAMMEP101]

Subscribed!

[sjl0523]

Just checked out the original song. The beat is sick!

[bowsermario6]

Heavy is fired in school for sexual harassment

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

You are great doctor.. BUT. You are so tiny!

[alexXXlindzee]

scout need a despencer here haha >.< lol

[EnigmaEvocative]

@alexXXlindzee Scout's desperate need for a dispenser is no laughing matter.

[linkronny]

why, why? WHY? WHY?!?! WHY IS ONE OF THE TOP COMMENT A *BEEP* REPLY?!?!

[d3m0nicpk]

@linkronny It's a reply to the other top comment.

Your comment is null and void.

[linkronny]

@d3m0nicpk wait... haven't I seen you before in another vid?

[d3m0nicpk]

@linkronny I comment on every video i watch. So yeah, you probably have.

[hej2k3]

Rawr. all them poops n stuff of yours have such high quality, can't wait for the next one!

[awsumpops]

im the 800th liker

[ImpossibleCarl69]

Ee= Enigmaevocative? xD

[offlineable]

First of all, I'm a big fan of the original song. When I clicked on this vid, I was honestly expecting some crappy, little parody, but this is so wonderfully done that it had me laughing ridiculously hard. Well done sir!

[offlineable]

@offlineable P.S. the pre-chorus is pure gold

[EnigmaEvocative]

@offlineable Thanks! : )

[multimurzilka1]

Spy sappin my dispenter

[Zeppe5]

penis for babies :O

[chaostitanium]

Sniper's beautiful flowing hair.

[gordenfreeman69er]

1 of the best songs of tf2 eva

[zomgdrhax]

this is shit, you earned a dislike

[JamiesiPyro]

@zomgdrhax You're free to have an opinian.But no need to be rude.

Ass.

[TEBTISIN]

reel gud

[yeoldpepsi]

FORTASOUND

[BurntPoptart1]

I loved 2:11

POOTISPOOTISPENCER

nope

[TheComicBookMaestro]

I want this to play at my funeral!

[xkillzbillzx]

@TheComicBookMaestro i love you for that. we shall play it out loud and proud at our marriage.

[Zeeb2880]

1:29 "Zed is for ZOMBIES!!!"

My sides!

[Alundra73]

EnigmaEvoactive... So we meet again...

[Exzmo]

"Penis for babies"......?

o.O

[EnigmaEvocative]

@Exzmo It's your dirty mind. I am innocent.

[ArmyGuy543]

@Exzmo

:chrishansen:

[tourettesguy169]

@Exzmo I will never unhear that

[Kmy3questor]

make a "soldier and engie teach the alphabet"!

[THECOSMONAUT100]

I was bobbing my head so much that my brain was going with it.

[xCokePepsii]

* " N is for NICE SHOT; NICE SHOT; NICE SHOT! " *

[Karelmikulerski]

Am I the only one who thinks the heavy is better than the sniper in this song?

[xxxxXELXxxxx]

@SupaMario64 this guy i got to hit him...just one hit comon let me hit him gahhhhhhhh.

[SupaMario64]

It would be better if you actually gave credit to mrweebl.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@SupaMario64 The song was made by Johnny Massacre (my friend, and an actual artist by the way) and the video was made by Peabo. MrWeebl only put up the video. He's got nothing to do with the creation of it.

[itbedatsodovardere]

1:33 Captain Price?

[daavis2503]

The dislike bar is on half size of Justin beibers penis and brains ( I hope that he have those :D)

[TheLonelyGrovyle]

Hea-vy-C

(A-B-C)

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

┳ (°-°╮) Now the table is cut in half.

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

Heavy rap :D

[kyoavlevi]

D is for dead, you're both dead bloody wankers Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after G is for Gaben, hi, this is Gabe Newell I'm a spy, Half Life 2 No Episode 3 for you (shot) N is for nice shot, nice shot, nice shot Stupid spy, bloody useless backstab that, you snake! Z is for zombies, hold still! Piece of piss. Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist.

[kyoavlevi]

My gun poot dispenser here POW, all of you are dead Push cart, full time job Tiny itty bitty men This will work, KILL THEM ALL I am not done with you yet Stand on point, get on point Engineer, COME ON! P-p-p-p-poot, dispenser here (Need a dispenser here) Dispenser here Poot, poot Dispenser here (Need a dispenser here) Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!

[kyoavlevi]

Lyrics:

B is for babies, soiled baby diaper

I have plan for you, little guns are for babies

H is for hero, who dare stand against me

Medic, you are great doctor, but you are so tiny (hah!)

R is for RRRRUN, CRY SUM MOAR

TIME TO HIDE, YOU ARE SO SMALL

S is for Sandvich, ah so filling

Bologna, make me strong, NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME

[Lanceo90]

POOTIS

[DMJR13]

Forgive my wandering spy. you can not see him back stab you right their. Forgive my wandering Spy. you can not see him. you can not defeat him.

[OddworldCrash]

OMG THIS IS AWESOME!

[sume555]

YES! YOU! WIN! :DDDD

[LeaveAloneBrittany]

hi its gay ben XD

[windfire879]

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻

[XDkennXD]

@windfire879 No! (╮°-°)╯︵ ┳━┳  Now leave the table alone.

[reves3333]

@XDkennXD (╯°□°) ╯┳━┳︵┻━┻︵┳━┳ (°-°╮) HERE IS YOUR TABLE!

[XDkennXD]

@reves3333 ┳━┳ ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) Y U NO Leave the table alone?

[Marymarzipan]

2:22 NOPE.

[Load0Sheep]

Hah, this is a great parody XD

[aparzoo]

thanks! This was a huge help. I was having trouble with my 8th grade language arts class...

[jonnavdpas]

Sniper, why is your voice so ridiculously sexy?

[EnigmaEvocative]

@jonnavdpas ....right

[JohnyScissors]

@EnigmaEvocative I don't see a no

[chiroxamgamer]

I would love the song but the pony video in the sidebar kills my braincells.

[MegamanForWii]

@chiroxamgamer we all feel this pain

except for the furry manchildren that watch the show (LOL) but they are third class citizens

[razorshade2]

@MegamanForWii +1 million internets for you.

[EOCB]

@chiroxamgamer Except there is none...

[ShadowDragon2]

Now if someone would do wandering eye :D

[kittycraft]

I loved this song and now even more because of this.

[AAAAAAAAAA42]

Oh my god this is amazing.

Also EnigmaEvocative knows Johnny Massacre, my god.

[skipythedog]

AWESOME, this is the best combination with TF2 so far.

[bjorn5dec]

Enigma, this is BRILLIANT! Anyway, since you're already all here can you check out this YTPMV? It's my first one, I'd like some feedback.

/watch?v=fIiB4vmGu1o

[Mizzuer]

Love you enigma, that was beautiful even the 14th time watching 

[joeyouyang]

it sounded like "pussy's for hero"

[EnigmaEvocative]

@joeyouyang Heavy language is limited, so H is hard to splice. But even I can't hear 'pussy'. I think maybe you aren't getting enough.

[joeyouyang]

@EnigmaEvocative im mic spaming dis song everytime i play tf2 :)

[KingPecan]

@EnigmaEvocative You could have spliced the "heh" sound in "hide" and the "tch" sound in "sandvich" to have a decent H.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@KingPecan Haha wish I'd thought of that! I need to work on word splicing more.

[randomboostsuperguy]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap son

[nico9613]

haha! awesome made:P

[MastermindHen]

E in the background on the chalkboard... but no E in the song. Irony is beautiful.

[EnigmaEvocative]

@MastermindHen Look at my name.

[sorinsorin13]

@EnigmaEvocative Ba Dum tss...

[TheWarWasp]

@EnigmaEvocative: HOLY SHIT IT'S ENIGMA!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS *fanboy freakout*

[gamer6uy]

@MastermindHen  Engineer, poot dispenser her

Everything above your necks gonna be a fine red mist

[ApocalypseMoose]

Better than English class.

[Sneezebeef]

One word. AWESOME

[Sarasirk531]

Love Sniper's part.

[RedManiac9000]

As Seen On:

Team Fortress 2

...ok...

[EnigmaEvocative]

@RedManiac9000 It's Heavy and Sniper teaching you the alphabet. Where do you expect to see it, fucking Equestr-oh god.

[RedManiac9000]

@EnigmaEvocative I AM NOT AN EFFING BRONY

[EnigmaEvocative]

@RedManiac9000 Haha don't worry. Me neither. Just making that joke because a pony war is being fought on one of my videos -.-

[yirotogi]

@EnigmaEvocative They need to hear how Heavy feels about baby men.

[yirotogi]

@EnigmaEvocative Which video?

[Dar3dmag3]

@EnigmaEvocative

Let me guess - Intensive Gaston Unit?

[EnigmaEvocative]

@Dar3dmag3 bingo. it's done now though. thank fuck

[Dar3dmag3]

@EnigmaEvocative

Hmmhmm. Indeed. Glad to see it getting so much attention and "bringign you back to life" :D

[R96069]

P-P-P-PPPPOOOOTIIIISSSPENCER HERE!

[EVILdemon1123]

Wow, you managed to use the original letters from the song, too, that's pretty impressive

[EnigmaEvocative]

@EVILdemon1123 Yeah, I kind of made it a point to do that. : )

[TheMrAction]

SNOWFLAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[TheDavidlyster]

D is for dead. You're both dead. Wankers.

[zunt500]

Very good work i want to buy it but cant spent :D

[EnigmaEvocative]

@zunt500 I'm still thinking when I should put up the mp3 link. Maybe at 8k subs.

[SyncopatedNightmares]

@EnigmaEvocative Yes, download an mp3... Or just take the url and convert it online for free. (NOT SPAM)

[EnigmaEvocative]

@SyncopatedNightmares If you want inferior sound quality, by all means.

[SyncopatedNightmares]

@EnigmaEvocative This video's audio isn't that bad, but I see your point. (Not all conversion sites give you bad quality transfers)

[EnigmaEvocative]

First dislike. You sad, strange little man.

[magmat0585]

@EnigmaEvocative He probably just wanted to be first at something, anything, once in his miserably pathetic life XD

[CrystalController]

i only know the song origionally because of mr weeble lol but this vid amused me

[lorenzots5]

How can we get the instrumental version?

[EnigmaEvocative]

@lorenzots5 It's on Johnny M's channel.

[Colosphe]

Wait, when did I subscribe to this?

...

Not that I'm complaining.

[foolmoron]

Glad I stayed subscribed to this channel

[Darkwireman]

F-ing faved, saved, loved, and already subbed.

[ElRickillero]

Holy shit this is awesome :D Specially heavy parts

[EnigmaEvocative]

@ElRickillero I was wondering what the heavy parts were. Then I realized you were talking about Heavy's verse. Damn I'm slow.

[MoGaDeX]

AHAHAH That was great!

[mandude4x6]

The original is amazing, but nothing compares to this XD

[lorenzots5]

@EnigmaEvocative

Thanks :D

[XSilverLolzX]

200 likes and 0 dislike mmmmm