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  • mmh baby You not gonna be bored with me

  • 1:19 "Oh God, where is the bathroom!? WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATHROOM!?"

  • 00:10 HO SHIT THIS THING CAN RUN! FK

  • but can it cook?

  • asimo is just siri but in a robot form and does physical orders.

  • DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT LET ROBOTS SERVE HUMANS!!! IT WILL TURN ON US!!!!

  • @MJluvr2697 NO IT WILL NOT YOU MORON. -.-

  • Petman's brother !

  • Sarah Connor better watch out...

  • Alright... that's it. Come 2052, WE'RE DOOMED!!

  • why does it need to exercise?

  • Этот робот-официант не просит чаевые.

  • my puppy is faster than ass***..wkwkwk :P

  • Hi ! Im now in 2020 , and my home robot is now rolling on the floor by laughing how stupid was robots in 2006 :D

  • THE robot

  • Good

  • i robot.....scary

  • you give that thing a penis and there will be no need of men anymore because their loyalty can programmed

  • @sidd6734 Or give it some tits and a pussy and teach it to make a sandwich.

  • Creepy. Just Creepy. I bet there is a little Oriental person in everyone of those! Just Creepy!

  • R

    They should utilize such technology to help people who can't walk or have trouble walking such as Older people or other people who cannot walk.

  • Wow

  • More videos of Asimo right here in the non-verbal documentary film ROBOT WORLD - A MEETING WITH YOUR ALTERNATE DOUBLE: robot-world-film.de

  • 7:10 hurry up drunk to much oil gotta go gotta go lol

  • I want a girl robot...with tits

  • FUCKING SKYNET

  • It's so cute :)))

  • If these robots can to work for me, I'll buy one immediatly!

  • Past SF is now realiry!

    What about actual SF?

  • Can he cook some thing ?

  • walks like he shit himself

  • i feel like a a small kid is just gunna take off the "helmet" lol

  • That's no robot. That's a full grown asian man in a suit

  • The question is can these be mass produced cheaply? We could all have one lol

  • Real Steel

  • When he stops, he makes a pose jus like he were tired after running!! So tender!!! (I know that´s to recover the equilibrium because of the inertia effect) But it makes him to looks SO HUMAN!!

    Awesome!!!

  • that reminds me of me when i was kid and i disguised myself as an astronaut

  • If you put a set nice pair of boobs and some arsh in the trunk, it will look good in the kitchen!

  • сегодня вы умиляетесь, глядя, как бегает этот милый робот. а завтра будете приходить в ужас, когда он погонится за вами, выполняя программу по зачистке генетически бесперспективных районов..

  • no ma... soy tu fan... 

  • First astronaught on mars ? ...........

  • highest humanoid tehcnology on earth

    if they program it to war operation ?

  • He walks like a girl

  • trillions of yen and millions of man hours and what have you got? another retarded kid with a backpack

  • I saw him on the BBC show QI. Weirdly its the cutest thing I've ever seen.

  • so awesome

  • when does he hit vtec? hehe :-D

  • i want to do some arm wresling with him^^

  • astro boy

  • I appreciate the technological and scientific efforts that have been put into this machine, but it kind of walks like it urgently needs to take a dump.

  • I wish I could own one of those.

  • now,it is in 2011

  • OMG that Robot runs like me :D i want one!

  • can he do the robot dance?

  • those women dont only use it for daily things.

    Fun time...

  • i can see people selling their houses to afford one of these lol

  • Dear Santa...

  • But can it love? lol.

    Kick ass robot!

  • Do The Robot dance ASIMO ! :) 

  • i sell my house for that robot

  • i need that robot to help me at school =))

  • I'm in robotics at my school

  • It's so fucking cute! I dunno why or how but it is!

  • @Anthoric Do a little search about uncanny valley; you will find out why.

  • @beepiL your's a big moron

  • @DefinitelyAwsome sorry but you just make yourself a moron by presenting a claim with no explanation to back it up...

    i said my piece, robots can move on wheels and tracks, and REAL robots with real world uses actually use these to move...

    what is exactly the point of making a robot moving like a human?

  • until humans can make robots achieve something more than walking right, or running... they are pretty much useless

    so good for you you got a running piece of metal... we invented the wheel long ago... why insist on awkwardly walking or running? focus on the important stuff

  • @beepIL

    Dumbass

  • @blaa94 sure... i can be a dumbass, or you can try and justify your claim with a more reasonable explanation, like any explanation at all...

    robots use wheels and tracks to move just fine, and overcome obstacles, and YES! climb stairs (without falling)

    why do we need a robot to move like humans?

  • 0:22 it`s` running like it`s holding a shopping cart

  • humans are so selfish...

  • 7:31 he checked out her ass haha

  • @boostersize LOL yes

    Now THAT's what AI about

  • AWESOME........

  • haha he's got stalker pro

  • everyone better see the latest version (2011) of ASHIMO

    watch?v=pqfu734iMe4

  • ASHIMO.. soooooo cute!!!! lol

  • AWESOMO

  • ASIOMO IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD

  • release date?

  • The panelist of QI acted like this was nothing special. I love that show. Unfortunately the British have no appreciation of the wonderful technology that is being produced. This is the fucking apex of robotic technology!!

  • hmmm....can u add music it was boring with no music but i will rate both up and down

  • asimo is awesome-O!!! LOL

  • These droids will be usless after the clone wars.....once this place becomes the first

    GLACTIC EMPIRE!!!!!!!!

  • hey i tell you yet about my robot friend.......

    -AWESEOM-O ---- south park

  • Imagine entering Robot Wars with this baby! i think those nerds would shit themselves

  • The cylons are coming

    

  • like Add a bullet proof carbonnano flying squirell wing type sheild to protect its master from BULLETS!

  • i would love to have this thing as a personal body gaurd lol. TRAIN IT!!!!

  • Besides our exoskeletons will be much better than our robotic slaves.

  • I WANT THIS SO BAD!!!! HURRY ASIMO GODS HURRY!!!

  • Equip this machine with weaponry and give it the artificial intelligence to think independently or beyond our control, then tell me whether making mechanical beings with their own conscious and capabilities that could one day be far greater than our own is a good idea...just saying. It's impressive and cool now, but will we regret our human lust for discovery one day?

  • great...so this is what well be fighting when skynet becomes self aware

  • Well made film on what's to come. To see an award winning documentry visit 180movie.com

  • apparantly a new version of asimo came out in nov 8 2011, it's more highly intelligent and does'nt need programing.. epic much? I want one some day. :( I want a friend robot.

  • They way robot walks looks like Abe from Abe's Odyssey. Look it up.

  • Asi meaning of the feet and Mo is abbreviation of Movement. No reference to Isaac Asimov.

  • Maan. i cant say anithing else that this is cool and exiting.!

    just 25 years ago this was not possible and see now there is ASIMO so human like movements

    Who knows maybe in near future there is going to be able to purchase a Asimo robot for home purpose as a home assistant ?  I would like to own one of these robots to help me around home, that could be great.! immagine when you are tired coming home from work, then you have Asimo to serv dinner, pick a cold beer from fridge ?

  • @PetChickensz It wasn't named after him it is asi meaning arms and legs abbreviated and mo for motion abbreviate :)

  • We have a ways to go before we get even close to Robby the robot which was primitive compared to Asimov's Daneel Olivaw. Olivaw was near human in intelligence. I wish Asimov had seen Asimo as it is now, he would have been happy.

  • Asimo was named after Isaac Asimov, the Science Fiction writer who pioneered stories of humaoid Robots in his series of stories, Robby the Robot, The Caves of Steel, and The Naked Sun. R. (robot) Daniel Olivaw, and R. Giskard were two well known Robots in his stories. Asimo is more like a very early version of Robby the Robot.

  • from 7:31 till 7:33 Asimo is looking on the butt of the japanese women =D that's how japanese robots are programmed xD

  • never give robotics emotions

  • JUDGEMENT DAY IS INEVITABLE....I AM A MACINE

  • Asimo fetch my fucking beer.

  • why build a robot like a human, dont they no how flawed we are

  • I can do better

  • .they.are.working.on.a.rol3ot.­sexyer.then.awesome-o.who.can.­function.alot.l3etter.and.with­.ha\/e.guns.and.can.dri\/e.car­s!

    

  • it wolud be good to use his program sistem an make it bigger and stronger and make the real steel robots :D

  • a perfect robot for me !

  • imagine this little robot running around armed with rifle and looking for a target thinking its his assigned meal, while other people are all happy taking pictures saying how cute it is thinking is just part of his little routine to run around all jolly like with a nurf gun suddenly the robot pissed off at all the noise and laughter turns around and starts locking in to targets and shooting indiscriminately and keeps running jolly like it never happened.never know what might happen in the future

  • @guycanivet robots are limted to what we program them for, that will only happen if a terrorist got ahold of the programing even then where far away from armed aindriods

  • @guycanivet stupid imagination

  • @guycanivet LOL

  • @guycanivet Shut the fuck up you pussys embrace robots they could save you one day. There are hundreads if not THOUSANDS of ways this whole planet could be destroyed ANYTIME and you pussy want to bitch about robots takeing over the world lol. Why dont you do somthing like try to figure out how to get your RACE of people off the planet and to another one an extintsion that will 100% factual happen one day actualy happens. Embrace the robotic future and quit your bitching little pusses.

  • @dkoribag1 listen here stupid ass monkey, just because i posted one comment does not mean im bitching!, i saw how many comments you posted, like fuken 4 or more! saying oh i want this robot, oh put a shield in this robot to protect its owner...what the fuck! retard! wtf is wrong with you! you tell me> embrace the robotic future<...something is not right with you you probably read allot of science fiction shit! or most likely brainwashed by robotic fuked up games or something, read a book pussy

  • @guycanivet oh wow. i guess its true that people really will fight about anything....

  • The name is eerily close to 'Awesome-O' the robot Cartman pretended to be on South Park

  • Asimo is gay

  • Im just worried what will happen in the future. Thats all.

  • it's running like it pooped it's circuits

  • walks like ninja

  • have they made a robot that can grab a beer from the fridge yet?

  • @VinceZoso93 Check the PR2 from Willow Garage.

  • @VinceZoso93 watch?v=SHMSyYLRQPM here it is

  • and you are talking about WARS ... lolz

  • THe batteries for ASIMO lasts for only 0.5 hrs.

    In tht case it cannot go more thn 3 km :P:P

  • Put a team fortress 2 spy zapper on it. Lets see if it immune to electric shocks :D

  • send them too war!!!

  • I've got a Doozie of a Twosie!

  • i just want to push it on its back.

  • It runs like a pedophile!

  • Its funny how the woman smiled at him. This is the downfall. Humans become attached to robots and gain their trust. Then the robot backfire and set out to destroy humanity. Haven't you watched I robot? Where's will smith when you need him...

  • cool nothing is too crazy

  • Hahahaha, this shot was 5+ years ago. Imagine what they have now...... Scary (and this is what the general publis knows about; who knows what the military/government have discovered).

  • this is 6 years ago, just think of what progress they have made on Osimo, love the Japanese.

  • This is what the elite 1% will use for the remedial jobs after they get rid of the 99%. And that is no joke.

  • Introducing your new aerobics instructor...and your karate instructor...and your babysitter... oh yeah...and... your new replacement.

  • KAMIKAZE watch out !!!

  • Blacks will purchase this robot for revenge for the slavery!

  • @funkyasscrack

    nah, I bet u money that Waffle House would want to replace White Trash with this robot for sure

  • He runs like Snake from MGS. The Konami has to be wrong with the Cyborg named Raiden. :)

  • Wow and that was 5 years ago. That's crazy

  • The old "I Robort" Movie starring Will Smith is now not far away from REALITY !!! O_O'

  • @theinfinitymaster yeah this is scary ROBOCOPS WIL BE EVERYWHERE  WITH THE STRENGTH TO TARE STEAL IN TWO YIKES

  • can he masturbate??

  • Pool

  • A robot that can run and only 240p.

  • I like how it looked back up at the lady's face after she handed him the tray.

  • Quite lame expensive toy. The field of robotics need new fresh air.

  • aww!! it's soo cute!! it even bowed! :) i love it! go go science ppl ^_^

  • 4:40 touch your toes, or thighs

  • I hate Japanese.

    Because they're damn good.

  • @meldeebueno Look up petman it makes this look like shit.

  • Once it becomes self aware....death 2 us all...judgement day

  • Am I the only one who 'doesn't' find this creepy ? and he isn't walk weird, thats just his swag..

  • this is really really scary.....he checked out her ass at 7:30

  • this is really really scary........

  • I don't know if it's just me, but that thing running around seems scary

  • Its so load

  • SERA O CONQUISTADOR DE MARTE COM CERTEZA E O SUBSTITUTO DE ASTRONAUTAS EM MISSAO A LUA

  • la realidad esta superando la ficcion

  • Ciekwy jestem kiedy tego typu maszyny... zaczną nas zabijać.

  • He isn't walking weird, he is doing the creep.

  • Very neat, though Asimo has a very unnatural method of walking which is why he looks so akward when he walks. Impressive, but Boston Dynamics' PET-Man walks like a human does (shit weight, fall, catch self, repeat). That said, Asimo's method of walking is very smooth and doesn't shake.

  • lol i expected the robot to just snap and start strangling the woman....been watching too many sci-fi movies.

  • but can it blend?

  • @chrishm27 Not funny.

  • i want one.

  • WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE PUTS A GUN IN HIS HANDS ? COULD ASUMO BE ORDERED TO FIRE A SNIPER RIFLE AT HUMAN TARGETS ? HMMMMMM.

  • no puedo creer todavia asta donde a abansado la tecnologia, es como ver un niño caminando.......la mente no tiene limites asta donde vamos a llegar

  • I'm glad a large portion of you are idiots and understand nothing about what the robotics industry could do for Japan let alone the rest of the world.

  • IS THIS WHAT WE REALLY NEED IN THIS WORLD PEOPLE? someone needs to figure out how to spend our money in better places.

  • Yeah because we have too many jobs and not enough people to fill them that we need to spend billions on making robots that can put MORE people out on the street.

    So glad that money is being used so wisely...

  • HOW BAD DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS ROBOT COMPETE IN A CC RACE AND COME IN LAST. better yet, how embarrassed would bu be if u lost in a 3 mile race with this robot

  • The new niggers

  • The new niggers