Zonkie

[pug307wayne]

@lordifos stupid fucking racist

[MrWiiKiller]

U sir got swag!!

[catman529outdoors]

Salad brought me here and I'm not gonna ask for thumbs because of it, I just have to shout out here because salad is awesome.

[produKtNZ]

@catman529outdoors amen to that :D

[biohazard657]

<3 black people

[OZORxORON]

Salad ftw!!

[paradoxphantom]

I'll have what this guy is having.

[satanicbeener13]

Biggie Smalls Back IN The Early Days LOL

[hadderhs]

lmao

[newjdman]

highdeas is the shit me too but i dont want what hes having hahahahahaha

[ashmanaman13]

@newjdman My highDEA yo!

[WeShallSkate]

Fuck salad, Highdeas brought me here.

[idunzmakevids]

@WeShallSkate hell yeah me too! toke on!

[NaeJoy]

@WeShallSkate eat crap and die.

[ashmanaman13]

@WeShallSkate Would that have been from my highDEA (LeanAsABean)? If so, I was brought here originally by Salad.

[WeShallSkate]

@ashmanaman13

Yeah buddy, LeanAsABean

[ashmanaman13]

@WeShallSkate Aha, my highDEA boyo.

[malumo4a]

amg duuude :D

[xBAIRDYx]

Zonkie is a codename for KFC

[DigitalDenial]

"A very disturbing noun.

A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...

This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like."

Yeaaaaaah... haha

[MasonTheD]

I knew Biggie Smalls was still alive!

[YoUnEsS2020]

Zonkie is asspubes Seems like your bro fooled ya

[YoUnEsS2020]

Zonkie is asspubes

[TheGangsterAlpaca]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[BuNEeTZ0RRR]

Urbandictionary:

A very disturbing noun.

A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair. Yes, I feel like puking too...

This term is usually offensive, as it is givin to some one you don't like.

Friend #1: Dude look, there's that Zonkie

Friend #2: Yes, what an asshole!

[wchs84eagles]

Thats what West Cravens education teaches a fine piece of ass and we call it a zonkie!!!

[WinAllLols]

put repeat in front of your link and your day is filled with zonkies

[MrLOLZatyou]

SALAD BROUGHT MEEEEEE

[AlcyoneSparkle]

Favorites not avaible in this moment... fuck-u-tube

[octaneping]

Now, I heard the Salad UK first... but I get this original version stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG. I break out laughing, and people wonder what's going through my head :D

[hubbalol]

This is freaking brilliant. 

[Sx0xRx4]

....what....the fuck did i just watch...?

[shadowpleon]

lol suggested video is hey sexy lady skrillex remix

[KC90MC3]

@shadowpleon Hahaha WTF it is too. Salad win.

[HollowTearsOfJoy]

LMAO! I love this, Jerome!

[jennjohnson39]

Way to go Jerome(:

[vistageek00]

hahahahahaha

[shuffelle]

BEST

[urmomsmom]

SALAD UK FTW!!!!

[MlleWCarey]

Je t'aime, Jerome!

[Stabiloten]

notorious alive?

[dragunovful]

ROFLAMO HELLA FUNNY! I love zonkie in my face too bro

[aaroach95]

Jerome, I love you.

[tyndall32]

@aaroach95 I love him moar

[MingeMonkeys]

keep pressing 5 or 7

[WSfreshy]

welcome to the internet

[BoobieProductionVids]

SEND THIS SHIT TO RWJ

[randizle1000]

What is a Zonkie you may ask?

"A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair."

[sean797]

EPIC

[onepablotoonrocs12]

i smell rwj on this...

[aaroach95]

I love Jerome!

[SNaRF66666666]

:O

[xWhiteKid]

This needs to be sent to RWJ now!

[ItsTheRebelMan]

Whatz a zonkie bro?

[hoshimoshi333]

@ItsTheRebelMan a Zonkie according to my brother in the video is the finest piece of ass you ever seen

[dadgoincrazy]

@hoshimoshi333 dried peices of shit stuck to your ass hair*

[hoshimoshi333]

@dadgoincrazy this is what my bro told me, its the finest ass you ever seen, its a thing his friends started in school i know about the other zonkie but i'm just going by what he told me what it is

[GetSlappedl]

@hoshimoshi333 your brother looks exacly like Biggie Smalls :DD

[bat8833]

hahaha jerome you a fool

[hoshimoshi333]

Amazing o.o

[fang101]

@hoshimoshi333 How babe..Just how...

[hoshimoshi333]

@fang101 IKR! i didn't even see this shit happening anytime soon!

[Bradsz27]

@hoshimoshi333 i dont think you realise the only reason why you getting all these hits is because a person on youtube called SaladUK got your video, edited it with some mind blowing dubstep and this is what happens...

[hoshimoshi333]

@Bradsz27 sir, i totally realize this. if it wasn't for him this video would be like the rest of my videos but thanks for pointing out the obvious :D

[wchs84eagles]

@Bradsz27 If it wasnt for him uhmm salad wouldnt have it sooo yea STFU

[Bradsz27]

@wchs84eagles i was just telling him why he randomly got a load of views and to tell him what happened to his video, so you STFU for randomly and pointlessly hating LOL

[MagicalMelan]

Crazy!

[199920615]

open 2 of these its sound just awesome! :D

[caboose7donut]

No Dubstep Zombies in this mans face.

[UnderDetention]

I thought he was saying "Don't get in my face", but it comes out as Zonkie because of his mass.

[wastedaga1n]

I had to sub to this dude, Just had to!!!

[jkcars1]

all day every day help me godammit i cant stop watching

[santasia14]

This man is a American Hero.

[DecapitateSpeedcore]

This is what I was born to watch.

[ashmanaman13]

Zonkie - A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair.

So basically, this guy has dried ass hair shit in his face. Nice! ;)

[lollylovethewanted]

really cool

[stefanmees]

WTF he calls himself a black man ? xD watch taggs

Best video ever :D

[RozzoFX]

@stefanmees Whats wrong with that? he is black in the end, would be stupid if he called himself white...

[carbonmonoxcide]

@RozzoFX doesnt he have zonkie in his face?

[RozzoFX]

@carbonmonoxcide LOL xD

[djnoreg]

Ah this is awesome! This vid is viral in some days! awesome

[TheBarryviper]

LADYS AND GENTLEMAN BIGGIE SMALLS IS IN THE HOUSE.

[suuperstylin]

hahaha youre a funny guy

[zuvuskandintojas]

What is that ZONKIE ?

[awolter333]

Epic, grats on SaladUk remix

[darkrebel33]

Omg, this is funny. Your funny man.

I like your taste in music btw.

[mcspazz73]

i REALLY wish this video was longer..

[Gnarzeler]

Yo nigga! why you so black?

[Dredskot]

MUST SAMPLE.



[TheCoolTeam]

This guy is PRO!

[MachetexXxAxe]

No offense to you guys and the bro in the video but, this would be a nice video for tosh.0 I mean didn't he used to have "Everetts black clip of the week," ? That would get your video going man :D btw I thought a Zonkie was a zebra and a donkey I'm confused. ._.

[Westhampukkapies]

zonkies on mah faaace

[DjGalm]

This video will go viral I guarantee it!

[vans4694]

@DjGalm all because of salad remixing it

[DjGalm]

@vans4694 obviously xD

[MrDogystyle1]

Was is a Zonkie you may ask?

"A Zonkie is the dried pieces of shit stuck to your ass hair." SaladUk

[Linkin1122]

whats a zonkie?!

[530WARRIOR]

@Linkin1122 Its a crusty piece of shit stuck on your hairs...

[MyronGiesen1]

@530WARRIOR ROFL

[999Artiom]

WHAT IS A ZONKIE????



[qazzy]

you are now the scapegoat of the internet.

[CSSsayYES]

please lycris!!!!!!!! :D

[Fragdaar]

watch?v=C2SpN6cuMU4

[rebostorm19]

ZONKIE [massive props on an awesome video bro, BIGUP SALADUK]

[nicevideoo]

you sound like the the underwater people from star wars

[scullgeorge]

Thumbs up if Salad brought you here! (:

[TheSpambomber]

your one epic guy il tell you that

[paigetom1]

ZONKIE

[MrVaughn101]

epic

[heyheyolek]

wth iz a zonkie?

[SonnyOlsson]

I still want to know how THE FUCK SALAD FOUND THIS? :|

[4ng3rPur3]

@SonnyOlsson Somebody posted this video on Salad's wall on Facebook :)

[iCostaa]

Zonkie, Zonkie, Zonkie,Zonkie____________WOB WOB WOB

[Bjgemini524]

Emailed to RWJ. This WILL go on =3.

[jonnysonnyHD]

@Bjgemini524 i dont think so :(

[BardicCircle]

Salad uk style

[StuntmanMikeTheFirst]

this is gonna go viral as SHIT!

[pwndotexe]

Salad sent me :D

[vibz123rulez]

YOU GOT SaladUK'ed <3

[kris118212]

this guy is the most black guy i've ever seen in my life

[SkArReD3297]

Salad'd Homie.

[byKorbi]

best

[ImSwitchh]

You've been Salad'd

[thecastman97]

A NEW MEME HAS BEEN BORN :')

[TheAlphaTank]

Zonkiestep!

[HEDSHOT]

Hahaha check out saladUK channel its a Zonkie kaliedoscope!

[TheGamerFiles]

lol

[ElPsychochillero]

there should be a crunk remix or something :D

[nielspras]

ehh ? it isn't even funny ?



[nielspras]

ehh ? it isn't even funny ?

[RozzoFX]

@nielspras Cus ur a dumb prick. :)

[SporeZDubstep]

a boogaboogaboogabooga zonkie, a boogaboogaboogabooga zonkie!

[xWhiteKid]

This is full of win.

[TavicA96]

ZONKHHHHUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR

[ashmanaman13]

What exactly is Zonkie?

[wiigwamm]

i want to know how the fuck salad found this...

[ElPsychochillero]

@wiigwamm i think someone posted it on his wall on facebook

[SubtleFrequency]

congrats, you're in the new SaladUk remix

[SaladUK]

Zonkie in my WOB WOB WOB

[Hordesthugz13]

@SaladUK SAV!

[FoxyDesignz]

LMFAO.