Freeman's Mind: Episode 18 (Half-Life Machinima)

[Cow8ox]

"hey are you a monkey too :D?"

[mysterykcad]

I mean it's not like I just came down the wrong corridor like I sometimes do. No, it's WEEEEEEEEEEEE! It's worse than that.

[MrKaboom2011]

is he actully going to launch tht rocket

[Nevermorian]

Smithers went down the Generator? Isn't that Simpson's Job?

[425599167]

It's like that experiment with Gabe Newell, where every hour he's given the choice between food, and releasing Half-Life 3, and the game gets delayed every time.

[dtek40k]

@425599167

that made me literally laugh out loud

[DerpyCatfish]

@425599167 awww thats kinda mean you know he was to busy eating to learn how to count to three

[whoooomg]

1:49 i did always jump to the ladder not to de tube

[Suparian]

@whoooomg Yeah, that's because that tube doesn't actually work like a ladder. They use cheats to make Freemans Mind more fun

[HaggKid]

2:27

Peter: AH! AH! HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT!

[rrpreteen]

Thats snap crackle pop all in one package! XD

What was i saying oh yeah that this place su- weeeeeeeeeeee- that this place sucks XD

[Foaly552]

Why so many perverted videos in the suggestions.....

[psycosanches589]

@Foaly552 cause the porn wishes it could be as good as this but it never gets clicked just other episodes of freemans mind

[Foaly552]

@psycosanches589 Yeah, still creepy....

[BlackMesa198]

@psycosanches589 actually, most of those videos have more clicks...one of them has more that 90,000,00

[runningsandwich]

cmon' episode 40!

[runningsandwich]

simian skills saw me to safety... sssats

[AmberLynn86314]

NO! It's WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEeeEeEee­eeEEee.... No! It's worse than that.

:P

[iendedyoui]

:D Physics humor!

[Lynx799]

Holy shit a new On Live commertial Thank god a new comertial for the thing no one needs XD was getting tired of the old 1

[HpFanGuy]

I AM A MONKEY GOD!

[superpan2256]

@TheMongoose1996 nobody wants to know what mesa means

[justsaint89]

104 persons don't have monkey skills

[ThunderCavalier]

Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a monkey!

[KilledByWill]

how do you get rid of your gun, like he does at the start to climb the pole

[ArchArturo]

I AM A MONKEY GOD!!!!.

[OtakuGuns]

@Grissbane And I did, so STFU

[OtakuGuns]

This series was fun, now I am tired of listening to you drone on and on idiotically...

[Grissbane]

@OtakuGuns soooo piss off and stop watching

[jphw1992]

No its WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEE its worse than that. 

[Ziikuje]

those 102 dislikers like halo

[blocklandfan11]

@Ziikuje Bu-but I like Halo D:

Damn you stereotypes!

[Lowgaen11]

It's WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AshuraandWechidnia]

I Just Climbed My Way To Safety. I AM A MONKEY GOD!

[RParado]

If he ever sells T-shirts with his Catch Phrases i would want two of them: Life sucks sober, and I Have a Doctors Degree!!

[jeffmakesgames1]

Remember: Freeman's Mind. It's WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[somescrewedupworld]

Simian instincts over throw Reptilian instincts, any day.

[BuriedOstrich]

@somescrewedupworld WRONG

[TheMongoose1996]

mesa means "table" in spanish

[FlyingBoxHead]

@TheMongoose1996 A mesa or table mountain is an elevated area of land with a flat top and sides that are usually steep cliffs. It takes its name from its characteristic table-top shape.-straight from wiki....

[0606indy]

@TheMongoose1996 Gordans in the Black Table?

[KitanoProductions]

No It's Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[1millionRamen]

love this scene 4:31 

[NICKREAPER316]

"Here you'll win a chance to fight freaks of nature, avoid countless safety hazards, wander aimlessly for hours, and die scared tired and alone" I remember'd that earlier today and spent forever trying to find the episode that had that line.

[67Mopar440]

cloud gaming is so rad you guys, and my tube socks aren't taking nearly as much of a beating anymore

[ThatTeenPhilosopher]

Did he just say Smithers...?

[Rickrolled1231]

Fuck you fred ads

[ScrumptiousOlivia]

"This is awesome."

[zeddzeh]

I have a WEEEEEE doctors degree!!!

[tapeafriend]

i want a giant metal spider fortress.....don't we all?

[DarthMatter1]

Is that his excuse for eveything? "I have a doctors degree!" 7:03

[VannahWilson]

"Anti-climatic"? Really? *sigh*…

[Loadabullfilms]

2:28 Inspiration for Cave Johnson?

[narmolania]

4:04 go away, this is my hidy hole

I mean, "go away, and don't tell any one I'm here" ? Even when things have blown over? Because, I dont think you can see whats happening outside, so how are you going to know when "things have drastically improved" buddy?

[fulhamr1]

no it's WEEEEEEE XD

[SSVCloud]

For that Doctor's degree, he's an idiot.

[Potatogalaxy]

"Wouldn't have hurt my knees at all!"

No, because you'd have landed on your face.

[THEtoothPICK999]

I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!!!!!

part of me wants to get a doctor's degree too so that i can just scream this when i'm having trouble.

[madman101ish]

@THEtoothPICK999 wtf i don't have to put up with this shit. I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!!! AND I DESERVE TO BE TREATED BETTER THAN THIS!!!

XD lol i would say something like that any chance i get with a doctor's degree

[supertoasteroftoast]

Ok, he HAS to be using God Mode. I know it.

[countryandpivot]

@supertoasteroftoast nah hes just leet

[SteelSpider560]

Him: "No, its like its- WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! -its worse than that....that looks kinda cool..." *Stares at power station*

Me: Uhmm...ok...

[Animal00Kaiser]

3:02 LOL, too bad ya couldn't do that all day

[romarpatacsil]

that's an extremely cool ride at 3:01!

[romarpatacsil]

you're crazy man,,, at 1:45!

[romarpatacsil]

1:03 uh-oh....that's not good to hear about your elevator...*CRASH* NOOoooooo!

[romarpatacsil]

thank god it's not me!

[Costar58]

2:27...He said it

[BazukaKasuko]

God that wa a good monkey impression.

[Pinkertism]

YES MASTER

[marto282]

i have watched FM for years now and every time i think about it, one of the best quotes ive ever heard pops into my mind;

I think i fucked up...

i think i fucked up...

[marto282]

@marto282 ohhh, also;

LIFE SUCKS SOBER

[marto282]

@marto282 ohhh, also;

LIFE SUCKS SOBER

[slayerkiller47]

The name Mr. Fantastic totally fits, and if you've played Fallout New Vegas you know what I'm talking about.

[AlexanderT21]

"Here at Black Mesa, we mean "Half-Life" in more ways than one!"

[MFG666EmOTP]

i soooo would SPARTA that guy on the top

[91general]

dammit i really want to go to sleep but i have school and this is like drugs idk what to do!

[predetator8]

You should do fable 3 when youre in the darkness and the monster says for ever and aver and ever and you say And you say and you die and die and die xD

[salottin]

SHould do the same with Opposing Force and Blue Shift

[AnimeLoverLukara]

Where's the programers when you need them... oh wait... they raved themselves to death

[swordflame42]

How come he found soldiers in like episode twelve but didn't see them again for about 8 episodes.

[hurpdurp1423]

@swordflame42 because shit happens

[insaneguitarfreak]

When I see heights in these games and I have to do fancy jumpings, (Half Life has a lot) my hands start to sweat, even when watching someone play like in these videos.. ohh man I feel like a moron, Is it just me?

[1crazymen]

If you kill the guy on top of the generator in the original non source version a surpise happens

[malisa71]

@1crazymen rly ??? lol, i never tried that, what happen ?

[1crazymen]

@malisa71 i died when i killed him :(

[xRhadical]

i hate that top comments are always flooded with the funny parts of the video!

[TheGirafee]

@xRhadical hate ? I LOVE IT!

[SifleIsAwsome]

@xRhadical I hate that the top comments are sometimes comments about how the top comments are always flooded with the funny parts of the video!

[Lightbulbz1357]

AGAIN! AGAIN!

[AnimeLoverLukara]

WhooooOOOSH!

[SirDennisBerry]

2:05 smithers? i see what you did there...

[hollardude]

Monkey gods rule!!!! lol

[deathnotehell1]

Thumbs up this if you have watched all the videos more than once and cant wait for the next one

[aggro002]

Iam A MONKEY GOD!! UH UH AHA HAHA AH .... ahahahahhaha

[LupusAeon]

No it's Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's worse than that

[MrIan233]

Freeman's one weakness, spinning things.

[VGCutsceneTV]

what does MRirian have to do with this suggestion -.-

[telecabinapesteneant]

I AM THE MONKEY GOD!

[flameblade49]

OMG the monkey part had me dying for air!

[Ihaslabcoat]

"here at black mesa, when we talk about Half-Life, we mean it more ways than one!"

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he said it!!!

[EFG44]

101 monkies were offended by the insensitive slurs.

[DoomBakery]

I never knew you could jump there!

[iamthechanceman]

@DoomBakery you can't :/

[elliphor]

oh...okay... we can get dow-i mean i can get down from here LOL

[soratots]

Thumbs up if you don"t like it when the top comments spoil the funny parts of the video

[UchuuKeijiRaidanjin]

"No. It's- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -It's worse than that."

I do something like that all the time XD

[joeismakingmusic]

You can survive the jump instead of staying on the soon to drop into the radioactive waste elevator. You do got to hurry up so you won't die from radation.

[Ripazq2gs]

1:33 i tried to jump on that pipe . and guess what happend. Urghhh Freeman!

[puregenius7112]

My catheter broke. It hurts! T_T

[theportalguru]

6:48

"That room's dangerous did you know that? It's a good thing I made it back okay, I was gonna... get the... yes master... NO STOP! You can't kill so your gonna try and control me! Is that it?!

"I'll never do your bidding! I have a doctors degree!"

LOL xD

[m14madness]

life sucks sober! XD

[Devildude585]

everytime he starts yeling things all i can thnk of is plankton..."I went to college!!!"

[tarek12mig]

lol when elevator geting down in one second i JUMP that was so extreme XD

[badboy10206]

When he starts to explain black mesa at 2:35 it sounds a lot like aperture science XD...

[dxmaster542542]

monkey sound track of awsomeness

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

lol i just went with the elevator and swum up! XD

[Innocuouswolf]

6.666 !!! WOOOT

[JOSIAO123]

well the first 17 vids where fun but now its jsut strarting to ger anoyng the same voice always talking about bullshit....

[cadian14758]

@JOSIAO123 stop watching them then

[TheTammyd03]

this is my hiding spot

from what

your mom

[TheTammyd03]

idk how any 1 dos not like this

[mofinstawk]

"I want a giant metal spider fortress" Wild Wild West Reference :o

[15mercyfulfate]

lol this is the funniest one



[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

This whole place is built on deception!

[HellRaiser15151]

By the way, if anyone wants to know what the snot monsters are called, they are called, Bullsquid.Most people know what the others are called. But most don't know the Vortigan, when it has green on it, the it means it's a slave. They really don't hate you, they were forced to attack you, thats why in HL2 they didn't have green on them, and didn't attack. Because they escaped.

[alezygal]

6:17 NO!!! It´s WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[MsPsychobanana]

Does any know what why the UN resolution for AGENDA 21 is, i think it is where citizens sell all of our assets to wealthy Globalists like the Bielderbergers. Anyone know? Lets be informed. Cheers.

[alexfeldhann]

ILL NEVER DO YOUR BIDDING !! I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE !!!

[Defisim2005]

101 People aren't mokeys

[JiniCircus]

I'LL NEVER DO YOUR BIDDING! I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE! lol

[gussthefatcat]

you forgot to throw poop!

[xXxDarkeyexXx1]

I like how the top two comments are quotes from the episode

[TheBabyRaper]

thumbs up if you yurned on transcribe audio and laughed... a little!

[zachisbeter]

1:43 i am a monky god!!!!!!!!! huu huu hahahaha haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaahhhh

[sikic996]

hey, did you see that? LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!

[K4RN4GE911]

I don't see how people can hate on this. They're just trolls! You would think that they would at least give a well thought out opinion, but no, it's wor-WEEEEEEEEEE!-worse than that!!

[mark4851]

i want a giant metal spider fortress

[svekisrbija]

Just this one, i promise. I will go to bed right after this one! Nah, its just 5 AM, ill watch one more. Just one more. I promise!

[91general]

@svekisrbija i know right this is irritating but i want to watch more

[RobloxVideoMaker1337]

@svekisrbija Scientist: Gordon, get off the damned trolley! You've been doing that all day!

[Gohokekitty]

@svekisrbija OMG Exactly what I was thinking and then I scrolled down and BAM!

[blabla12331]

@svekisrbija Same here :D

[AlvinMAKER96]

OMG HE SAID ABOUT HALF-LIFE!2:26!!!!

[Khyron56]

@AlvinMAKER96 Lol. He was talking about the scientific half-life.

[LoverBoy470]

yes master..

[mistysimba29]

you know... wash the dishes, do the laundry, shoot the snot thing, take out the trash...

[juanmarcos2000]

101 people don't have monkey skills.

[punguinzstudio]

I HAVE A DOCTORS DAGREE!

[coolanthony57]

if you want no guns in your hand then go to console then time impulse 200 and then your gun wont be there

to get it back switch you wepon

[TheBoredTV]

I've been trying to make that jump from elevator to pipe and I die every time! WTF.

[Flowersim]

CONVERSATION OF THE DAY!!!

Black Mesa Woman: Hello, Here at Black Mesa we expect to give everyone a full chance of something wierd and new. Fight freaks of nature from other realms, balance across toxic waste, learn how to use a gun, and train to jump higher! If you don't get all those, you can come back for Free!

Man: Umm, How much did this cost?

Black Mesa Woman: Only about $20 a head.

Man: A Head?

Black Mesa Woman: Headcrab

Man: Right... I'll come back when the war's done...

ROFL

[coolanthony57]

@Flowersim that was bad

[Ruairidh1231]

Life sucks sober xD Famous last words.

[ShotgunzForever]

I WAS GONNA...wdr...yes master... XD

[constachugga]

how do you make it so you walk around gunless?

[nuclearfish010]

@constachugga you cant

[killstreakism]

"no its weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­e"

[Reindori]

"I mean this isn't just like going down a wrong corridor. It's - WEEEEEEEEE! - It's worse than that." Ahahaha!!

[captanprice1]

101 people wernt monkey gods

[fullofbaddassness]

LOLOLOLOL its!....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......its worse than that!

[allmyself666]

i watched this before i bought the game and when i came to this part i tried to jump on the pipe, anyone els

[BrandtLandr]

PIXIES DON'T CLICK! Is that you!?

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@NumOneJoeJonasLuver HA

[Jormungrandrserpent]

love this guys explanation for the game title xD half life

[jumonji123]

No, its WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[GGriev]

Is it just me or does this guy sound like John Ratzenburger?

[SpankyDmonkey2]

"Smithers went down there... he never came back."

"OHHH You think he escaped?" ROFL

[theitube101]

1:55 THAT was me.

[Dylantricky1]

God, it always goes back to his degree.

"I'LL NEVER GO TO DISNEY LAND! I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!"

"I'LL NEVER EAT A TACO! I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!"

"I'LL NEVER SUBSCRIBE TO MACHINIMA! I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!"

[MrPercival100]

What was I thinking about...OH YAH!!!!!!!!!

...this place sucks...

xD