MST3K 0610 - The Violent Years (2/10)

[TheSydLexic]

AND IT'S QUIET TOO

[Hobbes0331]

DID SHE JUST SAY A REAL "SHAFTY" CONVERTABLE? If that is not falic I don't know what is!

[TheUnfortunate9]

Erwin Schroedinger as the brother

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Ahh my new kidney!! Lol

[Dablkwid0w2008]

That bathroom looked exactly like mines accept the color!!

[GlowWorm719]

"AND IT'S QUIET, TOO!"

[Demendred1605]

With electric fences, you can keep those neeeeeeegros from getting in your house

[patricivan]

0:12 No, please, tell us how you REALLY feel.

[mst3killer]

Judy needs to get herself one of those new electric vibrators.

[prunejuicebob]

You can hardly see where you bit me!

[DickieAnginson]

"Hi, Mom!"

"I'm back from the '20s!"

[Oppeldeldoc1]

@DickieAnginson Bob looks just like Harold Lloyd, so that joke couldn't be more right.

[DickieAnginson]

"More food...hide the pain...more food...hide the pain..."

[lil0ze]

hahahaa oh my god, it's been a while since I've watched these. I remember I have to take break every 5 minutes because I'm laughing too hard.... they need to bring this back

[Yapshire]

"I think you're a...a STINKER!" What a potty mouth.

[citizenpoet]

This whole video screams GAYYYYYY!

[AphasicBeing]

"He'll never touch you Terry...you're dirt."

[Raithious]

"Judy?! Well I didn't know she could......"

"BISCUIT!"

[BigJuicyx3]

"If you want to win a man over, you have to be a good cook."

Oh wow. I know this was filmed in the '50s, so that line really shouldn't surprise me, but still.

[MrAlcazar]

LOL Gotta love the 50s. Electric heaters have slow heat recovery rates. You can;t really go wrong with gas appliances. What you save in gas doesn't even come close to what you'll end up paying on the electric bill.

[LittleBrother55]

I guess it would've pushed the "PG-rated" envelope a little too hard, but I think "Thank goodness for my electric breasts!" would've been a better line. YMMV.

[LittleBrother55]

Watching "A Young Man's Fancy" has given me long-overdue insight into the meaning of this verse from Donovan's "Mellow Yellow":

♪ Electrical banana

Is gonna be a sudden craze.

Electrical banana

Is bound to be the very next phase. ♪

[PorkFrog]

maximum squishyness under that table cloth dress

but Judy is barking up the wrong homo

[rania3830]

"i thought you said your sister was a little kid. she looks 40"

"here comes the bacon truck"



[Iwishiwerethird]

Haha, this 15 yr old chick is an absolute cum dumpster.

[Ziggy7789]

Thank goodness for my electric dress!

[ChaoticYak]

I'm squishy and I need to move on it!

[lobsopdoy]

You know what would be totally delicious? Electric food.

[kathryn0200]

It gets the dishes hygienically clean!

[devospud]

so much innuendo... hot biscuits... showers... hydraulics... squishyness

[docdoom719]

NOW MAKE THE BISCUITS!!!!

[terminalsoup]

I can't get enough of the drama in Jam Handy films.

[Harmonator1000]

I enjoy getting stoned and watching this.

[jokamund]

It's nice to be had!

[jokamund]

It's once to be had!

[jec444]

"What makes my brother think I would like Alexander Phipps?"

"well you throw yourself at everything...."

[420militanthippie]

"Hey! It's the electric phone!!!"

Hey, what are all these gin bottles doing in here?"

[420militanthippie]

"Hey! It's the electric phone!!!"

[gussiejives]

Oh man, I love that Mike and the Bots continue to use that "He'll never touch you, Terry, you're dirt" bit from Teenage Crime-wave.

[DragonSporks]

"Busy? Busy doing what?"

I cannot express my disappointment when the brother failed to say "Busy doing me."

[coffeetea720]

"He'll never touch you, Terry. You're dirt."

I love that line so much. :D

[NeoSilvanus]

i would totally bang her

[TheHambone12]

You know what, I'm starting to think this short is nothing but an excuse to shill electric appliances.

[Cheapbutnotfree]

Well thank goodness for my electirc dress!

[Bix12]

Electricity--wow!

[werewolf873]

i feel like they are trying to get me to buy stuff

[vicmal2112]

Is she psychotic

[Equilibrium2037]

I bet Judy throws herself at anything with a penis.

[spawngoat]

@Equilibrium2037 It's starting to sound like Alex does too.

[SimsKatie]

No time for girls, he has an "appointment" with an "engineer"...

[textthing]

@SimsKatie ... on a matter of 'hydraulics.' Now I feel unclean.

[Puddy686]

"Mom, the bacon truck is here." I don't know why, that part cracks me up. LOL

[demonicspire1]

Maybe this is just me, but uhm. I do not shower with my male friends still in the bathroom. I think maybe there is something that they're not telling us.

[mediageneration65]

@demonicspire1 What you don't? Weirdo... :P

[HayesAJones]

"And I'm the Beast-Master!"

[Porthbot]

If a guy told his sister that "Don't give me any trouble, he's seeing a man a Northwest Machine works in the matter of hydraulics" they'd usually get the clue.

[hollyhuffstutler]

@Porthbot That is one complicated euphemism!

[MegaGevehr]

Haha, this is awesome. Fun fact

Ed Wood was a decorated USMC war hero.

[antgav79]

@MegaGevehr yes and he wore pantys and a bra under his uniform...



[MegaGevehr]

@antgav79 Actually, that is not the gayest thing that I've heard since joining the Corps. God damn Ed Wood raped face.

[kaejae24]

Heeey, you look mighty perty

In a Thelma Ritter sort of way

ROFLMAO

[kaejae24]

Well you throw yourself at anything  that .....

[Buriedwithdrawingpad]

''Thank god for my electric dress'' can't stop laughing XD

[Chillazilla2]

Who eats tomato slices with beef stew??

[requiem4ameme]

More food, hide the pain...

[ninjast4r]

This short is less subtle than a Silver Age Batman comic...

[cbrandom]

The bacon truck is here!

[tsw62305]

"please stop, I'm vulnerable"

[Aphasia17]

"Goodbye elanore!" lulz XD

[uuuultra]

you guys quote the dumb parts

[prettysplash5bell]

wow lots of homosexuality references

and i thought this was the 50s

[BlueEyes7452]

We wanted to catch a shower.

Mike: Woah, ok.

How 'bout some of those hot biscuits of yours?

Mike: Woah, my God!

lol

[gosunnyfun]

"I'm squishy & I need to move on it!"

[Phobos1313]

Without MST, I'd need electric sedatives to get through this short.

[thevoodoosailor]

Alexander phipps is clearly gay with the brother

[MST3K1506]

@thevoodoosailor

Judy's brother keeps forcefully insisting over and over that he has absolutly no need for girls, which pretty translates into "For the love God Judy he's MY boyfriend, back off!!!"

[prettysplash5bell]

@thevoodoosailor i know its so obvious right?

[amcint01]

Thank goodness for my electric computer - now I can watch MST3k anytime!

[oldaardvark]

@amcint01

My gasoline-powered computer works even when the power is off.

[Theburn77]

this short is positively innuendo laden, and I love it!

[PianoKeysPlease]

Electric dress, haha!

[xxzerawriotxx]

Well just when I thought I hated the 1950's as much as it is possible to hate something Things like this short film raise my hate for that decade.

[khaninator]

"he looks at me like it's you know....squishy" 6:04

???

 did I hear that right?

[Kijinn]

@khaninator

Not exactly.

What she says is

"...he looks at me, I get, you know...squishy."

[khaninator]

@Kijinn Not much better, to be honest. =)

[solangejolie2012]

"The bacon truck is here!!!"

[toby070]

intresting, the film itself is actually a electricity promotion film with a bad directionless plot.

well chosen MST3K

[DudeSinger]

now make the biscuits!

[EricLynchSucks]

Holy shit! So that short is a fucking dishwasher commercial!

[wilberforce95]

i remember your father.....vaguely.

[TheUSK0]

Hey Mom I'm back from the 20s

[MyGalileo7]

Is there a specific brand of electric items they want me to buy, or will any electric something or other do?

[GoblinXXX]

@MyGalileo7 Maybe this is just sponsored by a power company, and as long as you use electricity, they don't care WHAT you use it for.

[bleckybob]

thank goodness for my electric dress! 

[tripoli911]

Man, do I hate women...Oh, hi!

[BlueEyes7452]

Man, he's positively frantic!

He runs around screaming.

He really has it...

and I want it.

Have my way with him?!?!?

[DionysiusSilenus]

thank goodness for my electric dress

[pretorious700]

These guys are on holiday from Dorkus University?

[BobbyDagen10]

"Geez it's Chip and Dale!"

"Would you just get in the door!?"

xD

[leftnutnamedchancey]

"He makes me feel so squishy"

"Thats nice mam, but I'm just trying to sell some magazines."

[eltrompo83]

"Hey, you can hardly see where you bit me!" LOL

[bloodrunsclear]

'I get all...squishy!'

I don't even think you can say that on TV anymore O_o

[textthing]

Yeah, I think I know why Alex is a woman-hater...

[Sonofaratdog]

And the name is Alex..ander Fipps.

[illuminatioracle]

and the name is alex...ander fipps

[illuminatioracle]

alexander faps

[godbluffvdgg]

It may just be me but.... Something tells me that the Westinghouse may have underwritten this short.

[panterahellion]

Actually the constant electric appliance comments are REALLY getting irritating... if it wasn't for Mike, Tom and Crow... I'd probably rip my eyeballs out and stuff 'em in my ears. But... now is not the time.

[panterahellion]

''I'm a beastmaster!''

[MoonHeadJohn]

He'll never touch you Terry, you're dirt

[KingOfUm]

Was there a particular reason they mentioned Seinfeld so much in this episode?

[clshannon21]

@KingOfUm He had a habit of dating teenage girls back then.

[KingOfUm]

@clshannon21 He and I both, har har, but seriously...

I didn't know that, but I did know that he used to con old people into buying light bulbs from him.

[Manwithjeep]

This is nothing but an big ad for major appliances.

[TheGelment]

this whole short makes me feel weird all over!

[EternalGuardian07]

Mike's reactions to the sexually ambiguous conversation at around 1:35 makes me crack up.

[Glitcher2000]

Hey, the electric phone!

[resonanceth]

What in the world is she eating at 0:28?!

[HaileyVerge]

"you're not running out of hot water are you?, I stayed under quite a long time"

"wow"

Is it just me, or are they trying to premote electricity in this film?

[EKS511]

"AND IT'S QUIET TOO!"

[WhiteTiger225]

"Book Gook" wow... the age of this really shows XD

[nonabliss]

"I'm squeeshy, and I need to move on it!"

[beave2000]

i got your electric right here lol wtf lol

[Oppledeldoc]

"You're the twin WITHOUT the Toni."

Since this is sort of a commercial, it's weird to hear about ANOTHER commercial in it.

[Dacfu]

And it would be great, but... I find you repulsive!

[pizzaface212]

sometime the best thing about mike/joel and the bots' commentary are their little groans, cringes, "huh?"s and "DOH"s that convey the absurdity and mediocrity of the subject matter in ways that words cannot

[SachaKaBoom]

"Mom, how about some of your HOT Biscuits?"

[Scorpion14]

@SachaKaBoom

Whoa...my GOD....

[uh0oo]

WTF is that short about? I dont understand it.

[illuminatioracle]

hi mom, i'm back from the 20's

[Scorpion14]

How do you do Mister Phipps! So nice you could come!

Thank you Judy, and the name is Alex..........ander Phipps.

[textthing]

@Scorpion14

My favourite by far.

[enochmamon]

Am I the only one who thinks Alexander Phips looks like Hayden Christianson

[sleepyhollow783]

So which is it? Is it Radar or Electricity that holds the answers we all seek!?!

[Voodooray007]

2 dislikes?

Must be the ones with the bad case of the REDs.

[watda74]

"...when he looks at me, I get, you know...squishy!"

The innuendos are hysterically endless! This short is almost as notorious as 'Mr. B Natural'! I'M LOVIN' IT!! X-D

-I'm the BEASTMASTER!!

[GriffithAMPS]

is this a movie or an appliance commerical?

[didgeboy287]

@GriffithAMPS It almost seems like a commercial for electricity itself . . . and little sisters.

[AlanSessler]

5:03 "...seems the food tastes better too." An electric stove makes food taste better than a gas stove? Man they were so shameless in their false advertising back then.

[Yeesha8679]

"As a matter of fact, that's one of the reasons I came home with Rob."

"One of the reasons..."

[Dulcimerist]

He'll never touch you, Terry! You're dirt!

(I love it when they repeat that classic MST3K line!)

[neddx]

I need a drink now

[GrimBlackthorneTV]

The brother and sister act like tv sitcom couples of today.

[MST3K1986]

Hi mom! I'm back from the twenties.

[Lordofthepastries]

"Eleanor, I'm too busy at the White House!"

[JimGrim90]

Oh, GOD the 50s....

[Howlthrug]

"And I'm a beast master!"

[MasterJediDude]

Wow, the implications here are too funny. Especially, the shower comment.

[Dragmack]

it's good to be home AND be robert mcnamara!

[SimsKatie]

Shower scenes, "I stayed under quiet a long time" - heehee, was there slash fiction back when this was made?

[raineandrews]

These shorts make me laugh on how they signify the "roles" of men and women in society, back in the day.

[textthing]

I'm getting a weird vibe from brother and friend.

[pockypurse]

"Besides, we wanted to catch a shower."

"Woah! Look out."

[cuttock]

So, let me get this straight, Arthur Miller, before writing those great plays and landing Marilyn Monroe, before losing his hair, starred in social awareness films bragging about biscuits and hot water heaters?

[adj789]

"I'm back from the 20's" LOLs

[devospud]

hard to believe that people still needed to be sold on electricity in the 50s

[purpleshamrock17]

"the bacon truck is here!"

"Hee, I'll soap you first"

"Food? Is that all you can think about at a time like this?...you mean, lunch time?"

"he really has it..and i want it"

"he was a thumbsucker"

[galaxyrock]

"Sure I will, homo."

[akje93]

"AND IT'S QUIET TOO!"

[variable2102]

"Doo doo doo. God I hate women-oh hi!"

[bakes7288]

Thank goodness for this electric dress.

[AlkaponX57]

"Judy i didn't know she could..." Biscuit!

[corvus13]

"That's a lovely dress you're wearing, Mrs. Cleaver."

[thevoodoosailor]

what was the point of the short?

[uzuki222]

Is this a movie or a very, very long commercial??

[doodstormer]

"Well I think you're a stinker!"

(bland) "No... Don't."

[EchoBoomer1987]

"So nice you could come"

Thats what she said!

[SGTxBingus]

These people have a bit of an electric fixation

[QuikVidGuy]

Doing her hair in the electric mirror, next to the electric books, before sitting down at the electric dinner table for some good, old fashioned electric food.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

"I stayed under quite a long time!"

Insert gay shower sex joke here.

[changyimei]

Hey the electric phone! :XD

God your hair smells terrific

Elenor i'm busy down at the White House