Weird Al - Hardware store

[chickensandw1tch]

NOW SPEED IT UP! 8D MOHAHHAHAA

[appleintosh]

2:46 automatic circumcisers? Wtf

[GhastlyBastard]

Pony videos related? Sure, why not?

[NAWRARESNAW]

Hah! I could make a video of the image lyrics when he talked really fast :D

[TheMaximumTroll]

did he say butt fuckers? 2:44 - 2:46

[SpeedCrazed50]

@TheMaximumTroll Nope.avi

He said motherfuckers

[Elkkun]

@SpeedCrazed50 He actually said 'bug deflectors'... ono *I looked the lyrics up

[RabbidsL]

TEAM FORTRESS 2

That is what brought me here :D

[331994855]

Fuckin funny as hell

[JokerXDHaHaHa]

Yes!

I really wanted to watch your slide show and not a video!

Thanks!

[JJtoob]

This reminded me of the convinience store song haha.

[ginganinjamatio]

what's with the random half-dressed girls?

[TheSupaCamaMan]

2:43 listen close... " mother f***ers"

[incas94]

1:10 O___O'

[KiddiHasu]

Scumbag movie maker...

[Demithegoddess]

Automatic Circumcisers . . . . mouse traps?

[moistplinth930]

Love it hahahahaha!!!

[konkakonkadudu]

394 people were automatic circumcised!

[SuperSoftware1234]

did anyone else hear "Bucket Fuckers"? 0_o

[Superdarkcloud666]

what's w/ the backwards E?

[BannanaToffeePie]

@Superdarkcloud666 pretty sure that is a 3.

[DuTchEr95]

now some random person will comment: Thumbs up if you watch this in 2011 -.-

[wortey28]

How dare you put your name before weird al yanchovics

[superdude385]

hmm i heard mother fuckers 2:43 or 2:44

[105kemal]

@superdude385 idiot it is bug deflectors

[Lol60nine]

automatic circemziser? -failspelling-

[gid0ze]

Why is "wait" a backwards E?

[MrRedneckfishgitter]

Place sounds like axe mans

[Auckwood]

i'm up to page 21 and i cant find CONNOROFTHEDEAD or whatever his name is

[aspagonis]

its like rap only much better

[satyra661]

Power fuckers LOL

[dbzvro]

Automatic circumcisers, lol wut?

[YummyRock55]

This...isn't in guitar hero? WHY?!

[Tinymoezzy]

@YummyRock55 OOOH that is a good idea.

[imhackedagain]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers.

[imhackedagain]

spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[alfredblarzgh]

One of the few things I heard in the massive list was "automatic circumciser".

[sounynoma]

Oooh what subliminal text do we have at 3:03 - 3:04 huh?

[NineDaysTil]

2:47 "automatic circumsizer" 0.0

[mikalegofan]

2.05 HAREWARE?

[billy91011]

where is says i was waiting seince last june the clander is april

[000crazyshit]

You misspelled "click".

[IPwnedTheLichKingLOL]

after 15 minutes of practice, i can sing as fast as al can from 2:22-2:52 =D

[shaggie90i]

Did anyone notice @ 2:03 - 2:04 the news title was "HareWare Store"?

[cpkungzhu2]

next time i go to the hardware store i will sing this song :)

[epicfilmclips]

this song is lolwut

[chadchad50]

2:22 - 2:53 LOLWUT all i heard was ajfkhlfhalghalguaolgjkglasjgna­lgnjsflasghjlagajnfslfjaslfagn­lafjsnlasfjfjfjaslhaslfnaslfna­sfkjnaslfjnalsfjnlasfhajflasjf­nasfjnasfljnaslfjnasf matching salt and peper shakers

[EmoticonMayhem]

Did anybody else wind up here because of that wierd TF2 fad?

[jippiedoe]

@EmoticonMayhem yes...

[991woot119]

@EmoticonMayhem what fad?

[EmoticonMayhem]

@991woot119 youtube dot com slash watch?v=gbS6h--ydCg

[991woot119]

@EmoticonMayhem 641 views and 1 video isnt a fad

[EmoticonMayhem]

@991woot119 there's other ones too /watch?v=UAoayQi0iN8  /watch?v=Asl4T_OokSI

[991woot119]

@EmoticonMayhem k I guess its a fad

[rambo7149]

@EmoticonMayhem iiiin deed

[FLownEDftw]

@EmoticonMayhem Nope, ponies.

[BannanaToffeePie]

automatic circumcisers?

ouch

[iparty999]

@BannanaToffeePie in the video it showed a cigar cutter

[AlphaProjectile]

@BannanaToffeePie Damn Jewish Technology

[megaboundz]

2:22

Ear seisure

[megaboundz]

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[megaboundz]

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

[megaboundz]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

[mab31122]

Magic salt and pepper shakers?

[DairugenHyorinmaru]

@mab31122

[DairugenHyorinmaru]

@mab31122 matching



[xMTxcameron]

@mab31122 Matching :-P

[Hollow479]

I HEARD AUTOMATIC CIRCUMSIZERS! XD ROFLMAO

[BOINKHeadshot]

I want a karaoke version.

[jonasfeld]

@peedrops no, its 'Paper Cutters"

[GanjaEclectus]

This song reminds me of that book series called "Series of Unfortunate Events"

[BuddaBob4444]

who give me full lyrics from 2:22 i will make him happy by doin blowjob

[KukriCat]

I swear I heard "Automatic Circumcisers". Ouch?

[GirLuffer]

(Insert lyrics from fast part here)

[WoW4LifeHaHa]

Enough comments like that please, we all know what they have. :)

[WoW4LifeHaHa]

power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets,angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit breakers,vacuum cleaners,coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

[WoW4LifeHaHa]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle

[halofan2233]

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors

Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers

Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

WOOT

[halofan2233]

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers,

[tristanbirgen]

BOLTS & SCREWS !!!!!

[TBomb15]

lol automatic circumcisers . wouldn't leave it to one of those things

[simplyamazin4184]

I think the most impressive thing, is that the rap part is triple tracked. That is skill

[gieli989]

spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers! XD

[CommanderCoward]

Circumcisers? WTF?

[Hurtydwarf]

@CommanderCoward automatic circumciser, it cuts the ends off of cigars.

[fofamungy123]

did i hear automatic circumsizers?

[ZeplinProject]

@fofamungy123 you did.. there is a version whith all the lyrics

[2guyswholikestuff]

@fofamungy123 yes you did indeed

[GnarlandQuaver]

Lol- you accidentely put hareware store in the newspaper

[gamerdonpaulsen760]

Bucket fuckers?

[vgamemaster4]

i remember the whole lyrics and sang it all

[MrPichupal]

Are u FREAKY FAST?!?!

[T7FranT7]

the song is great but the video is crap

[eskimodude812]

Why do I feel like this is could be song in a gran turismo game

[kingroflcopterz]

that was a dog tag not a name tag

[MrFon22]

The only one who wont let weird al make a parody off his\her song is Prince

GERK!

[hoodratzzzz]

@MrFon22 Yes, but I was confused when I read about "Traffic Jam".

[Jbro904]

Hmmm ........ Talk about tongue twister lol

[ClemsonTigersALLIn]

2:22 - 2;53

rappers got nothin on weird al

[Furlockthe666th]

@ClemsonTigersALLIn To this day, I will NEVER understand how he was able sing that part so quickly and so accurately.

[DesiusNutsius]

2:20 ignore this, I just want to refer to this for the epic.

[Llamafroguana]

hareware store? lol

[eddythemusicman13]

I'm willing to bet they recorded the fast part(s) to this song by recording it at a slower speed and increasing this speed later . That's how Al did the verses to "White and Nerdy".

[rbc5120]

@eddythemusicman13 actually, no he didn't: he pulled the rant at real-speed, just as he does all of his songs. in fact, that rant is the reason he will not do this song on tour: he's afraid he won't be able to do it correctly again, so he preempts it by not trying

[crazylego8]

i memorised yhat fast part is that bad

[Swilzly]

automated circumsizer... lol

[zybast]

Does he say "Froculators" at 2:51?

I wonder if that's anything like the PSYCHOfroculators in Mystery Men...

[UnknownzFury]

I saw what you did there in that long spiel of words Al.

[GODKUBI]

0_0 pedo bare

the t-baged that kid

[mj20042]

As of right now, 364 people are tools. XD

[dropthosemothers]

I WANT TO KNOW WHO MADE THIS EPIC SONG AND SANG IT XD!!!!!

[system4131]

@dropthosemothers the title gives it away!

[spiderlover678]

I heard him say "automatic circumcisors" and "breast connectors"?????????

[lahaldem]

HareWare Store @2:04 XD

[AllwaysNeverRandom]

..this is a feature video...

[machinegunn15]

weird al ftw

[goclbert]

What is an automatic circumcisor and where can I get one?

[rawyld]

I know how to do the fast part of the song. And it took a while to do it

[xXxveroxXx1]

lmfao he said toothbrush at 1 point

[Rusaarules]

2:00 to 2:53 is more epic in concert, heh.

[SecretTimeWarp]

@Rusaarules He never did this song live.

[Rusaarules]

@SecretTimeWarp Yes he has.

[WildfiretheTiger]

0.0 I swear I heard him say "automatic circumcisers"

[SecretTimeWarp]

@WildfiretheTiger That's because he did. :-P

[WildfiretheTiger]

@SecretTimeWarp I just find it funny, that's all. XD

[cre8tah504]

WHAT SONG ARE THEY MAKING FUN OF

[RLmike1234]

@cre8tah504 It's not a parody. Not all of his songs are

[corey6516]

3:03 come.to /crashes

[pokemage2]

at 2:45 it sounds like he's saying motherfucker

[davegp98]

thums up if it took you like 5 times to pause at 3:03 then went to that link adress

[joadam1234]

now heres the website name I'm gonna have to put spaces so delete them  come to crashes

[joadam1234]

At 3:04 it has a web address (again no luck with it)

I DID NOT LOOK AT IT DO NOT BLAME ME FOR ANYTHING 

[HydroShadow]

Someone likes the simpsons.

[joadam1234]

at 3:03 it has a web address.... It wont let me put it because it says: Error,try agian

[6mustangboy]

those arnt hack saws those are coping saws!!!

[zmanstreeval]

355 people forgot to buy an automatic circumciser

[tnorrisnh]

you spelled alphabetically wrong

[proudfoot543]

What's the backwards E for??

[danielpietersma]

at 2:45 they say mother f*ckers

[ThePauleric]

Below is right o_O

[proudfoot543]

The fast singing bit he says motherfuckers and circumsizers! Lol

[DarkChaos121]

@proudfoot543

wrong he says automattic circumsizers

[35mattrock]

wat song is he paradoying?

[TestedFaythe]

@ryansorge21 erm... no?

they suck balls.

[moho154]

Automatic circumsizers?

[elitenateperson]

@moho154 Yes.

[iamdeaddude]

PILZ HERE_IS HE HIGH???????

[SMBROS2000]

lol

[mynamesfake2]

Best ever :3

[ashpod84]

2:48 circumcisers LOL

[tiggerbiggo]

in the bit he starts singing fast, it say power f*****s

[mynamesfake2]

@tiggerbiggo DUDE ITS POWER FLOGGERS ><

[claymaster26]

2:30 it says hareware store! lol

[Mashirafen]

Does anyone really remember any of the verse apart from 'automatic circumcisers'?

[claymaster26]

@Mashirafen nope exept matching salt and pepper shakers

[devowen123]

@Mashirafen I remember "gerbil feeders", and "matching salt and pepper shakers"

[dogblade333]

WTF #?????

[daryll51023]

high performance lubrication DX

[multihappydayz]

i'll give out 100000000000 bucks 4 whoeva can count that corus line

[jamrush123]

@multihappydayz 1000000000000 bucks please

[multihappydayz]

@jamrush123 whatz tha #?????

[chibikawaiichris]

I heard him say automatic circumciser and drop the F bomb.

[007hawkeye1]

i,m going to yes i,m going to i,m going to yes i,m going to (were going to)i,m going to yes i,m going to i,m going to the hard ware store

[barnabyjones786]

Rapid FIRE!!!!!!!

[connorofthedead]

automatic circumsiscor?

[KansasScout08]

@connorofthedead lmao i caught that too, i was like ' wtf?! '

[DingoWorldwinz]

@connorofthedead Chainsaw, my good man. Don't piss off your wife or she'll go Gears of War on your junk with it.

[rusty967]

@connorofthedead It's for Cigars. Not :::AHEM::: YOUR Cigar...

[hi01Adam09]

@connorofthedead They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water heaters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

[Hollow479]

@hi01Adam09 theres more than that XD