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  • omygosh words cant express ho w funny this shit is!

  • Ironic, considering these are child actors. I'm sure they understand the full implications of appearing in this, and will heartily approve of it when they are older.

    That said, funny clip :)

  • "GOD BLESS G.E." lmao

  • Well done

  • at least we get porn though. Im sure there are many north koreans who would gladly say the pledge of allegiance for some porn.

  • I am an American! And I approve these balls!

  • True*

  • Oh so try.

  • fantastic

  • LMAO

  • & that's exactly what this is like in North Korea. :)

  • lol kid has a boner at 1:00

  • I got suspended for not standing for the pledge of alligence. go figure

  • Message received.

  • How ironic that the advertisement preceding this video is yet another flag-waving, right-wing bullshit "documentary" about how Ron Paul will ride down from Heaven on a giant bald eagle and take America back to the glorious days of the 1950s.

  • @NYanarchy08 Ron Paul would actually approve of this video. You should pay attention to him more.

  • @VincenzoB81 Ron Paul would probably be more concerned that the black and white students in this video were put in the same room together. But keep chugging down that Kool-Aid, mate. We all understand that people sometimes feel an emotional need to have faith in something even if it doesn't make sense.

  • @NYanarchy08

    Are you trying to say Ron Paul is a racist? What do you have to back that up?

  • @GluttonousDragon His opposition to the Civil Rights Act, his views that the free market should let businesses discriminate based on race, his racist comments about crime in DC, his incredibly anti-black newsletters that he signed off on during the 1990s and later defended. There is literally a mountain of evidence out there. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't heard about this already. You should pay more attention to him.

  • @NYanarchy08

    You have nothing on him. Get over it.

  • @NYanarchy08 I love how people from other countries think they know what's going on over here. There is no way you could know unless you've been here. You can watch videos on Youtube about America but that's like watching a video on how to build a rocket ship and you never became an Rocket Engineer. Do you people not understand it's not just America it's every country even your's that creates problems and hides them from you. They even work together to hide terrible things they have done.

  • @Doughty1988

    That´s a load of crap. I probably know more about your country than you do. I doubt you can even find USA on a world map.

  • @NYanarchy08 Well, the head of Austin's NAACP says Ron Paul's a racist. I'll take his word over yours.

  • @VincenzoB81 I'll assume, based on research, that you meant to say "not a racist." You're entitled to your opinion, but the fact that the word of a single black man means more to you than Ron Paul saying that "95% of all blacks in Washington DC are criminals" (just one of many nauseating examples) says a lot about the state of white denial in America. African-Americans don't share some kind of unified NAACP hive-mind, you know.

  • @VincenzoB81 Dangit. NOT a racist

  • amen.

    

  • TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

    

  • hmmmm leftist??

  • i thought they were going to say ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS

  • Such an awful country.

  • "god bless citigroup"

    fucken lol'd

  • ive never had to recite the Pledge of Allegiance once from elementary till high school

  • america..

  • sounds about right

  • "And if this country ever goes to war, as it's often known to do, I promise to go and kill the other country's kids."

    Love it.

  • Wonder how many people did not allow their children to be hired as extras for this skit because they object to their children "being used."....

    IN WHICH CASE, THEY ARE GUILTY OF EXTREME IRONY.

  • i'm brainwashed

  • i pledge alegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under dog indivisible with liberty and justice for none hail satan

  • Aren't they the cutest little things!!! :~D

  • And isn't it great that we have the freedom to bash our own country publicly? Oh wait, I forgot. that's not great. Freedom is not great. America sucks.

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  • @MsDatsaspicymeatball Tell that to Bradley Manning.

  • @MsDatsaspicymeatball In case you haven't noticed we're losing our freedoms. One by one they're stripping them away and way too many people don't even realize it. The people that haven't been paying attention are in for a rude awakening.

  • @MsDatsaspicymeatball

    What does that have to with reciting a pledge every day as a child? Teaching kids science, civics, history, math, reading, computers....alll of these things would benefit America more than reciting mind control bullshit. Repeating something day after day is the opposite of thinking. It is programming.

  • I really hope the WKUK crew either: Starts a video site, partners with Funny or Die, or partners with some other massive entity on Youtube.

    Then they could do whatever they want and the material ends up free on the internet anyway.

  • Spot the kid with adhd

  • I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america

    thank you very very much for letting us little kids live here

    It really really was nice of you

    You didn’t have to do it

    And its really not creepy to have little little kids mindlessly recite this anthem

    And pledge their life to a government

    Before they’re even old enough to really think about what they’re saying

  • This is not a form of Brainwashing This is not a form of Brainwashing This is not a form of Brainwashing This is really the greatest country in the whole world All the other countries suck And if this country ever goes to war, as it often wants to do I promise to help go and kill every country’s kids God bless Johnson & Johnson God Bless GE God Bless Citi Group Amen.
  • haha awesome, america u funny

  • well, they're right. its brainwashing. i do agree with it of course., becuase you have to be patriotic to love america IMO.

  • @JimmyFarina97 You are what is wrong with Americans, and why every other country dislikes and resents you. If you country is actually as great as you seem to think it is, shouldn't that be self-evident? Why then should you need to indoctrinate children? That sounds like North Korea behaviour, how long until they're asked to offer up prayers for their "dear leader", how long until it is required?

  • @wendighoul I strongly disagree with most of the things my country does. The way people are these days in this shitty ego-centric country is fucked up. I was simply saying that if you want to live in america, dont complain about what we're doing. "if you dont like it, get out." in fact, our country makes pretty stupid decisions. everyone here are self centered jerks. but you know what? i help someone every chance i get and wouldnt wanna live anywhere else. there are lots like me.

  • @JimmyFarina97 haha. if we live here we can't complain about the country does? LOL, c'mon. even if you don't want to live anywhere else, don't you at least want to make this place better?

  • @OlderWaiter Lol, true. you should be able to protest things and have freedom of speech, but you also must show your country at least a little respect, and i think plediging your allegence to it is a great way to do just that.

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  • @wendighoul and furthermore, most of these children when they grow up, understand the importance of being taught that pledge. i feel that if you live in America, you should have to respect it for what it is. being taught it early on in life only helps you to understand it later and make your decision of what you think based on that. we are never going to be forced to pledge, but we should anyway. no one wants to be like us, we dont want to be like anyone else. we help others anyway.

  • This is why I started saying random stuff when we were supposed to do this xD

  • i feel bad for 641 particular brainwashed people

  • THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL. GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR TREASON. HOW DARE THEY.

    I'm kidding, obviously. I love W'KUK

  • @WildCardFive Me reading your comment:

    *scrolls down* Hmm. All caps.....WHAT THE FUC-oh.....

  • This is funny, but it got it wrong. When we pledge allegiance to the flag, we are not pledging our lives to a government, but to the FLAG and all it stands for. Freedom, liberty and justice. We pledge allegiance to those things despite what the current government stands for.

  • I've seen worse satire on a daily basis, straight from the 'God fearing righteous Americans,

    - much worse.

  • you fucking roaches. this is appalling you are making fun of the United States of America

  • @JTANDTJ1 ......lol?

  • This is not a form of brainwashing

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  • a work of genius lol

  • facism purest form

  • God Bless America

  • you laugh, but this happens- not like this comedy, but subtly; true power is so powerful its invisible. you see it w/ the jrotc. you see it w/ the inclusion of military in school events, boards of education, smoozing with office staff, the omnipresence of military and corporate sponsor propaganda (free giveaways like posters, calendars, book covers, lanyards, etc.), corporate promotions, rampant recruiters, etc. this is a parody of reality, coming from a military vet, now a public ed teacher

  • @dosad1 Not certain what you mean by the 'true brainwashing', but brit here. My view is that senseless 'patriotism' and tribalism breeds sheep, not using your brain to consider what different political and sociological impacts one's government has on its nation and the rest of the world. These children are to young, so their pledge should be meaningless. The fact they are forced to learn it is ridiculous in itself; if i was a teacher in a class like that i would feel like a moron.

  • @joshinRMC Whats more, that sense of pride in ones country (i am not directing this at you dosad as you didnt actually say this) and theres nothing wrong of being a proud citizen of wherever you are from, is being a sheep by definition! Should a person under oppressive rule be proud of where they are from because their dictator tells them to? im sure youll agree not.

  • @joshinRMC You're not from this country, so you couldn't know this, buuuuut. You used to many large words for someone with his @dosad1's thought capacity. He is brainwashed, after all.

  • @dosad1 nope, you're brainwashed. I live in Canada. SO much better than the states. Y'know what? So is a lot of Europe and Asia. I have no need to make pledges. You're such a fucking sheep. I mean, look at how you end this? God is not blessing the US. What a fucked up country. It's hilarious how proud you are of that fragmented pile of shit you call a nation.

  • @aahxzen I'm not sure if you know this, but the people who wrote this sketch are Americans.

  • @dosad1 How can you talk about ignoring imperfections in you country, and call another person a sheep? Sense has not been made here.

  • @OddballTube your* damn laptop...

  • @dosad1 You can pray for me, while I think for you. May intelligent though serve scientists, the people that made America great.

  • Sad.. but true ..

  • anyone else notice the for black kids in the class then double-take at the title?

  • @21cdeering The number is spelled four.

  • lol great

    

  • 632 people have a pencil shoved up their ass

  • Ah, this brings me back to my childhood, when the teacher would give us our ritalin in the morning.

  • LOL! how sad thats the truth

  • America...F*CK YEAH!

  • That must of been a bitch and half to shoot.

  • This is awesome! Finally a show that has balls! I guess that's why it's on IFC a channel for the intellects. (open minds).

    Don't hate something you don't understand.

  • @Classygreekgirl The show ended in June. Apparently it was too ballsy for IFC to handle. :(

  • @Arkfeller I thought they were just done with the show not because of the content.

  • @MajorSquiggles It's true that they said they were getting a little tired of writing sketches for the show all the time, but IFC suddenly put in ads and started censoring swear words (like in CWOD) for the fifth season. Lack of ads and censorship was the reason why WKUK moved from Fuse to IFC in the first place, so the new format would be pretty crappy for them to work with. Also, advertisers don't usually like to be put next to a show as daring as WKUK's, I'm afraid.

  • @Classygreekgirl if want to watch a show that "has balls" and no limits... it's called South Park. lol

  • @cthulhuispissed South Park sucks

  • @Bookwormgamefreak I can't respond to your comment without sounding like a totaly narcissist douchebag, so here is a smiley face. (:

  • @Classygreekgirl Bye bye stupid how for hipsters

  • why this video have no top comment?

  • This is so true...

  • i must be getting very old on internet terms cause i see some folks hit dislike??? that can't be right

  • I am now glad that I never pledged allegiance to the flag as a kid instead I just moved my lips and pretended too and let the retarded stuck up teachers pets pledge. It wasn't anything political I was just lazy and thought it was a waste of time.

  • @CASEBOLT100 bich you sound like an ignorant piece of shit just tellin them to go kill something I can tell your husband wasn't in the marines first he wouldnt have married a dumb bitch like you an you'd think of the war as more than just killing "something" your the stupidest person ever

  • You're welcome, children. We've worked very hard to make America the best place in the world in which to live -- a place where you don't have to worry about being killed by terrorists, and where you can own a piece of Citigroup or Johnson and Johnson if you wish, even before you've grown up.

  • American Brainwashing at it's best.

  • As a mother of 3 boys,I certainly can see,the Pledge skit has the militaries attention.We know you guys get paid to mock A "comedy skit". Mr. commando. My husband served in special operations.and he did kill men. (which is a child to someone) You should be out killing something not wasting your time with the internet!!.and the whole damn military is backing Ron Paul, because they are sick of trying to kill a nation (Iran,Iraq) for oil. we have 12.000 nuclear warheads,but they cannot have one.

  • @CASEBOLT100 we have 12,000 Nuclear Warheads? yeah.. riiiiight. Your complaining about a COMEDY SKIT its supposed to be funny. so have a laugh. We are not purposely doing this to make fun of a military that has helped protect and serve us for as long as history can remember. And you whine about us wasting our lives on the internet? Why are you on the computer? Why are you here at WKUK? Gtfo before i turn off the internet.

  • I'm surprised that there was no Taft poster.

  • @MsHellokittypop That was hilarious. Good job, well thought-out.

  • @MsHellokittypop so original that I disliked and marked as spam :D

  • haha chill bro its a joke trololol

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  • @MarkSaysAlright My name isnt Gordon, it not Duff, and im certainly nowhere near old, really, REALLY, think for a second man. Seriously man, you have the wrong guy. Im trying to help you out here, youre making yourself look like an idiot. Im not Gordon Duff, I dont know whom that is, but i understand how the username confused you. Im sorry man, but you aren't speaking with this Gordon guy.

  • @MarkSaysAlright I find it hilarious, also, that you have not even tried to deny what I have said. Think about that for a minute. Instead of denying it, and respectfully stating your case, you flew off the handle.

    Irrationality like that is the reason you are less and less tolerated by the American populace each day.

    SERIOUSLY, WHO IS GORDON DUFF?

  • @MarkSaysAlright Whos Gordon Duff? I think you've mistaken, me, i'm not antisemitic. Duff isnt my last name. He sounds like a douchebag though, from how angry u got.

    Im not a keyboard clown, i'm a minuteman. You can call me a million insults, it doesn't change what we have done, and will accomplish one day, God willing.

    You're very disrespectful, it reflects "very well" on our armed forces.

    And to be clear, I have no problem with Jewish people, I learned from the Holocaust.

  • @MarkSaysAlright I dont need to lead a movement. You have angered enough of us. You have sewn your fate.

    You will suffer, because you have allowed our freedoms to be destroyed. You have spit on our values. And you maintain such arrogance towards us citizens, as if we owe you something for not doing what you were hired to do-protect us.

    And if by video games, you mean drills with a squadron, then yes.

    Remember whom you are supposed to be fighting for. They certainly remember you.

  • @MarkSaysAlright Check your tone Jarhead. We pay for your salary.

    You have indeed commited multiple war crimes, the war is unjust. And killing terrorists is not a war crime, idiot. Its your job.

    But if you are all going to fight regardless....then actually fight instead of wasting American tax dollars sitting on your ass and aiding the enemy.

  • @MarkSaysAlright And honestly, the reason you dont see combat is because you have failed to search for it. It costs billions to keep you guys out there, and you didnt fire a single shot.

    And it is YOUR fault. You were there, but you werent commited to the cause. You didnt inflict a single casualty. Youd better remember you arent fighting for the people of the Middle East. You are fighting for the people of the United States.

    And you have turned your back on all of us.

    You are no soldier.

  • @MarkSaysAlright Yes, I saw that you were in Afghanistan. That doesn't mean the armed forces didnt lose the afghan war.

    And obviously I know that you do not all engage in combat.

    That doesn't mean you should be rebuilding the countries we are invading.

    Thank you for failing to defend us.

    And no, I won't be enlisting, I'm staying here in the U.S, to make sure that you are all punished for the war crimes your forces have commited.

    You are the reason Afghanistan is a failure.

  • @MarkSaysAlright Not one of you fired a shot?

    No wonder we lost the war in Iraq.

    Maybe instead of sending you we should have sent the Salvation Army.

  • Jesus Christ, this is SKETCH COMEDY.

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  • @MarkSaysAlright What the hell is a kidiot?

  • fake and gay.

  • @TheDeathwishskater It's a fucking sketch from a tv show your idiot

    You can't even see how it's true.

    You are a complete moron.

  • @TheDeathwishskater

    No shit, you must be a fucking goddamned genius..

  • Come and get your Ritalin...hahaha

  • lol, i love it when people get into a shit storm in the comments on a video.

  • jesus every comment is a paragraph...

  • @MarkSaysAlright thank you for what you've done and what you didn't do(fire any shots). I never see or talk to people like you. I only meet the rednecks who play COD and want to go kill someone in the name of protecting american freedoms or whatever.

  • @MarkSaysAlright You're right, it is wrong to include and bash every individual in the military. You have definitely made me think more about it, thanks. I don't mean to come across the way I did. It's hard to separate the organization/"system" from the individuals. It is our society and dominant culture that is the true enemy.

  • @MarkSaysAlright The politicians start them but the military is the hand of the politicians. I can say fuck the president/congress but not the people the actually do it? if you came upon a woman who was being attacked and raped by a gang of men, would you say, 'I support the rapists, not the rape?'. I do agree with you, there are good people in the military along with benevolent acts. They aren't the ones murdering but if they were ordered to they would, wouldn't they?

  • @MarkSaysAlright Anyone would be more than happy to take advantage of all the spoils of living, and I admit I do, I am not proud of it but I do. I cannot live outside of society. However, how does that does that make economic and military imperialism justified?

  • @MarkSaysAlright Please inform me of a multidimensional view of the military. academic.evergreen.edu/g/gross­maz/interventions.html I have read history, watch videos, pictures etc of military atrocities that were/are completely unjustified. please inform me of why my anti-military view is pathetic. I don't claim every soldier always has bad intentions or are bad people. Not every soldier has a killed innocent people, for saying that I did come across like an idiot.

  • @MarkSaysAlright My statement still stands regardless of all of our sarcasm shenanigans. Soldiers are murderers and it is patriotism that justifies it. Sure you can argue that I'm not changing anything by commenting on a video, but the reason I am doing is because it is seen as blasphemy to not "support the troops" or to not feel proud that one was born under a certain flag. The fact that you immediately call me a kidiot exemplifies this.

  • @MarkSaysAlright Thank you mark, I'm glad you realize I'm gonna start a revolution on the internet. I'll show those big meanie fascists!

  • @MarkSaysAlright watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU

  • @MarkSaysAlright I'm edgy and rebellious because I don't support murder and imperialism? right...

  • Lets read the comments! :D ...... D:

  • Fuck patriotism and fuck the troops

  • @ExistenceIsAbsurd You know what.... I've decided to simply sit here and laugh at your idiocy...

  • @Canni6alJeff Yeah being anti-patriotic and anti-war is totally idiotic, thank you for the insightful comment cannibaljeff.

  • @Born2killxx I mean to say 2 1/2 decades. If you had an ounce of intelligence you wouldve figured that out. But you dont.

  • Holy crap there right... We really are the greatest country in the world and the rest suck.

  • Lol, this reminds me of the North Korean national anthem a little bit, where they use the phrase "Pathetic Americans." Not that we're the best people ever, but that's a little uncalled for haha. Even with this clip showing the truth of america xD

  • I did the Pledge Of Allegiance until I took an arrow to the knee. C:

  • @xxVanillateaxxx I avoided making bad jokes, but then I took your cliche comment to my eye. -.-

  • lol! god bless the corporations.

  • so so sad .... but so so true

  • @maciejadams Yeah, I remember say the Pledge of Allegiance when I was in middle school. Every day, it sucked. I remember after saying it every day in Kindergarten, from then on, I just mumbled Lol.

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  • @spy4561 I do the pledge of allegience every day, but all the other kids are show no respect, I know america isnt the greatest nation on the face of the planet, but thats no reason not to be proud of the nation you live in

  • @SombreroKing100 AMERICA ES TEH BESD! esecily weth ets edumacion.

  • @TheWalkers789 Eye no rit

  • @SombreroKing100

    Youre not really proud, you are just brain washed

  • @pspjerry If i was brainwashed why did i say that america isnt the worlds greatest nation

  • @SombreroKing100 Hard to be proud of a nation that for the last 2 1/2 decades has used its military & financial might to bomb and kill MILLIONS of innocent people around the world. And enslave with debt the others. WHile the brainwashed masses sit at home &scream" YEAH, KICK THERE ASS!! WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1!!" I wish there was something to be proud of in this country. I used to be proud of being free. But now thats even gone. Obama signed the NDAA bill last week. Bye Bye Bill of RIGHTS!

  • @jaymoremusic Oh yeah like thats completley new in humanity's history.

  • @SombreroKing100i sorry.does that make it right?So youd still be proud if your country committed genocide?You are a individual that can make up your own mind and beliefs.Choose your words wisely that way they have merit.If your really wanna be proud of your country fight to make it a better country.In the past decade we have massacred MILLIONsOf innocent muslims& then wonder why they hate us!That is nothing to be proud of Ill be proud when Ron Paul gets elected & stops our Wicked foreign policy

  • @jaymoremusic For the last 2 1/2 years? Holy shit you've must've been in a coma during the early and mid-2000s. :U

    Besides that you're roughly correct, save the CRAZY capitalizations that make you appear to be an IDIOT that won't get his message taken seriously.

  • All it was missing was "America, fuck yeah" at the end, during or as a prefix. lol.

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  • this is the most ironic romney ad i've seen in my life.