Ironic, considering these are child actors. I'm sure they understand the full implications of appearing in this, and will heartily approve of it when they are older.
How ironic that the advertisement preceding this video is yet another flag-waving, right-wing bullshit "documentary" about how Ron Paul will ride down from Heaven on a giant bald eagle and take America back to the glorious days of the 1950s.
@VincenzoB81 Ron Paul would probably be more concerned that the black and white students in this video were put in the same room together. But keep chugging down that Kool-Aid, mate. We all understand that people sometimes feel an emotional need to have faith in something even if it doesn't make sense.
@GluttonousDragon His opposition to the Civil Rights Act, his views that the free market should let businesses discriminate based on race, his racist comments about crime in DC, his incredibly anti-black newsletters that he signed off on during the 1990s and later defended. There is literally a mountain of evidence out there. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't heard about this already. You should pay more attention to him.
@NYanarchy08 I love how people from other countries think they know what's going on over here. There is no way you could know unless you've been here. You can watch videos on Youtube about America but that's like watching a video on how to build a rocket ship and you never became an Rocket Engineer. Do you people not understand it's not just America it's every country even your's that creates problems and hides them from you. They even work together to hide terrible things they have done.
@VincenzoB81 I'll assume, based on research, that you meant to say "not a racist." You're entitled to your opinion, but the fact that the word of a single black man means more to you than Ron Paul saying that "95% of all blacks in Washington DC are criminals" (just one of many nauseating examples) says a lot about the state of white denial in America. African-Americans don't share some kind of unified NAACP hive-mind, you know.
i pledge alegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under dog indivisible with liberty and justice for none hail satan
And isn't it great that we have the freedom to bash our own country publicly? Oh wait, I forgot. that's not great. Freedom is not great. America sucks.
@MsDatsaspicymeatball In case you haven't noticed we're losing our freedoms. One by one they're stripping them away and way too many people don't even realize it. The people that haven't been paying attention are in for a rude awakening.
What does that have to with reciting a pledge every day as a child? Teaching kids science, civics, history, math, reading, computers....alll of these things would benefit America more than reciting mind control bullshit. Repeating something day after day is the opposite of thinking. It is programming.
This is not a form of Brainwashing This is not a form of Brainwashing This is not a form of Brainwashing This is really the greatest country in the whole world All the other countries suck And if this country ever goes to war, as it often wants to do I promise to help go and kill every country’s kids God bless Johnson & Johnson God Bless GE God Bless Citi Group Amen.
@JimmyFarina97 You are what is wrong with Americans, and why every other country dislikes and resents you. If you country is actually as great as you seem to think it is, shouldn't that be self-evident? Why then should you need to indoctrinate children? That sounds like North Korea behaviour, how long until they're asked to offer up prayers for their "dear leader", how long until it is required?
@wendighoul I strongly disagree with most of the things my country does. The way people are these days in this shitty ego-centric country is fucked up. I was simply saying that if you want to live in america, dont complain about what we're doing. "if you dont like it, get out." in fact, our country makes pretty stupid decisions. everyone here are self centered jerks. but you know what? i help someone every chance i get and wouldnt wanna live anywhere else. there are lots like me.
@JimmyFarina97 haha. if we live here we can't complain about the country does? LOL, c'mon. even if you don't want to live anywhere else, don't you at least want to make this place better?
@OlderWaiter Lol, true. you should be able to protest things and have freedom of speech, but you also must show your country at least a little respect, and i think plediging your allegence to it is a great way to do just that.
@wendighoul and furthermore, most of these children when they grow up, understand the importance of being taught that pledge. i feel that if you live in America, you should have to respect it for what it is. being taught it early on in life only helps you to understand it later and make your decision of what you think based on that. we are never going to be forced to pledge, but we should anyway. no one wants to be like us, we dont want to be like anyone else. we help others anyway.
This is funny, but it got it wrong. When we pledge allegiance to the flag, we are not pledging our lives to a government, but to the FLAG and all it stands for. Freedom, liberty and justice. We pledge allegiance to those things despite what the current government stands for.
lol every country does this though, i went to elementary school in mexico for 3 month before i came back to the U.S.A. and they had all the classes come out in the morning and the ROTC kids would bring out the flag and we would say both the pledge and sing the national anthem EVERY DAY, all countries want to institutionalize the concept of patriotism and national pride in their youth, NOT just the U.S. still! though! love the ending! "very good kids! now come get your ritalin." lol! classic!
you laugh, but this happens- not like this comedy, but subtly; true power is so powerful its invisible. you see it w/ the jrotc. you see it w/ the inclusion of military in school events, boards of education, smoozing with office staff, the omnipresence of military and corporate sponsor propaganda (free giveaways like posters, calendars, book covers, lanyards, etc.), corporate promotions, rampant recruiters, etc. this is a parody of reality, coming from a military vet, now a public ed teacher
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sick and stupid, certainly what the left thinks . and very sad to not understand citizenship and the reason for it, pride in oneself, the greatness of this country despite its imperfection, go back to your union halls where you can be the sheep you are , completely unaware of the true brainwashing. GOD BLESS AMERICA! and God bless you too.
@dosad1 Not certain what you mean by the 'true brainwashing', but brit here. My view is that senseless 'patriotism' and tribalism breeds sheep, not using your brain to consider what different political and sociological impacts one's government has on its nation and the rest of the world. These children are to young, so their pledge should be meaningless. The fact they are forced to learn it is ridiculous in itself; if i was a teacher in a class like that i would feel like a moron.
@joshinRMC Whats more, that sense of pride in ones country (i am not directing this at you dosad as you didnt actually say this) and theres nothing wrong of being a proud citizen of wherever you are from, is being a sheep by definition! Should a person under oppressive rule be proud of where they are from because their dictator tells them to? im sure youll agree not.
@joshinRMC You're not from this country, so you couldn't know this, buuuuut. You used to many large words for someone with his @dosad1's thought capacity. He is brainwashed, after all.
@dosad1 nope, you're brainwashed. I live in Canada. SO much better than the states. Y'know what? So is a lot of Europe and Asia. I have no need to make pledges. You're such a fucking sheep. I mean, look at how you end this? God is not blessing the US. What a fucked up country. It's hilarious how proud you are of that fragmented pile of shit you call a nation.
@21cdeering "anyone else notice the for black kids in the class then double-take at the title?" Wtf did you just say? And why the fuck did people upvote that? Your sentence made absolutely no sense.
@MajorSquiggles It's true that they said they were getting a little tired of writing sketches for the show all the time, but IFC suddenly put in ads and started censoring swear words (like in CWOD) for the fifth season. Lack of ads and censorship was the reason why WKUK moved from Fuse to IFC in the first place, so the new format would be pretty crappy for them to work with. Also, advertisers don't usually like to be put next to a show as daring as WKUK's, I'm afraid.
I am now glad that I never pledged allegiance to the flag as a kid instead I just moved my lips and pretended too and let the retarded stuck up teachers pets pledge. It wasn't anything political I was just lazy and thought it was a waste of time.
@CASEBOLT100 bich you sound like an ignorant piece of shit just tellin them to go kill something I can tell your husband wasn't in the marines first he wouldnt have married a dumb bitch like you an you'd think of the war as more than just killing "something" your the stupidest person ever
You're welcome, children. We've worked very hard to make America the best place in the world in which to live -- a place where you don't have to worry about being killed by terrorists, and where you can own a piece of Citigroup or Johnson and Johnson if you wish, even before you've grown up.
As a mother of 3 boys,I certainly can see,the Pledge skit has the militaries attention.We know you guys get paid to mock A "comedy skit". Mr. commando. My husband served in special operations.and he did kill men. (which is a child to someone) You should be out killing something not wasting your time with the internet!!.and the whole damn military is backing Ron Paul, because they are sick of trying to kill a nation (Iran,Iraq) for oil. we have 12.000 nuclear warheads,but they cannot have one.
@CASEBOLT100 we have 12,000 Nuclear Warheads? yeah.. riiiiight. Your complaining about a COMEDY SKIT its supposed to be funny. so have a laugh. We are not purposely doing this to make fun of a military that has helped protect and serve us for as long as history can remember. And you whine about us wasting our lives on the internet? Why are you on the computer? Why are you here at WKUK? Gtfo before i turn off the internet.
@MarkSaysAlright My name isnt Gordon, it not Duff, and im certainly nowhere near old, really, REALLY, think for a second man. Seriously man, you have the wrong guy. Im trying to help you out here, youre making yourself look like an idiot. Im not Gordon Duff, I dont know whom that is, but i understand how the username confused you. Im sorry man, but you aren't speaking with this Gordon guy.
@MarkSaysAlright I find it hilarious, also, that you have not even tried to deny what I have said. Think about that for a minute. Instead of denying it, and respectfully stating your case, you flew off the handle.
Irrationality like that is the reason you are less and less tolerated by the American populace each day.
@MarkSaysAlright Whos Gordon Duff? I think you've mistaken, me, i'm not antisemitic. Duff isnt my last name. He sounds like a douchebag though, from how angry u got.
Im not a keyboard clown, i'm a minuteman. You can call me a million insults, it doesn't change what we have done, and will accomplish one day, God willing.
You're very disrespectful, it reflects "very well" on our armed forces.
And to be clear, I have no problem with Jewish people, I learned from the Holocaust.
@MarkSaysAlright I dont need to lead a movement. You have angered enough of us. You have sewn your fate.
You will suffer, because you have allowed our freedoms to be destroyed. You have spit on our values. And you maintain such arrogance towards us citizens, as if we owe you something for not doing what you were hired to do-protect us.
And if by video games, you mean drills with a squadron, then yes.
Remember whom you are supposed to be fighting for. They certainly remember you.
@MarkSaysAlright And honestly, the reason you dont see combat is because you have failed to search for it. It costs billions to keep you guys out there, and you didnt fire a single shot.
And it is YOUR fault. You were there, but you werent commited to the cause. You didnt inflict a single casualty. Youd better remember you arent fighting for the people of the Middle East. You are fighting for the people of the United States.
@MarkSaysAlright thank you for what you've done and what you didn't do(fire any shots). I never see or talk to people like you. I only meet the rednecks who play COD and want to go kill someone in the name of protecting american freedoms or whatever.
@MarkSaysAlright You're right, it is wrong to include and bash every individual in the military. You have definitely made me think more about it, thanks. I don't mean to come across the way I did. It's hard to separate the organization/"system" from the individuals. It is our society and dominant culture that is the true enemy.
@MarkSaysAlright The politicians start them but the military is the hand of the politicians. I can say fuck the president/congress but not the people the actually do it? if you came upon a woman who was being attacked and raped by a gang of men, would you say, 'I support the rapists, not the rape?'. I do agree with you, there are good people in the military along with benevolent acts. They aren't the ones murdering but if they were ordered to they would, wouldn't they?
@MarkSaysAlright Anyone would be more than happy to take advantage of all the spoils of living, and I admit I do, I am not proud of it but I do. I cannot live outside of society. However, how does that does that make economic and military imperialism justified?
@MarkSaysAlright Please inform me of a multidimensional view of the military. academic.evergreen.edu/g/grossmaz/interventions.html I have read history, watch videos, pictures etc of military atrocities that were/are completely unjustified. please inform me of why my anti-military view is pathetic. I don't claim every soldier always has bad intentions or are bad people. Not every soldier has a killed innocent people, for saying that I did come across like an idiot.
@MarkSaysAlright My statement still stands regardless of all of our sarcasm shenanigans. Soldiers are murderers and it is patriotism that justifies it. Sure you can argue that I'm not changing anything by commenting on a video, but the reason I am doing is because it is seen as blasphemy to not "support the troops" or to not feel proud that one was born under a certain flag. The fact that you immediately call me a kidiot exemplifies this.
Lol, this reminds me of the North Korean national anthem a little bit, where they use the phrase "Pathetic Americans." Not that we're the best people ever, but that's a little uncalled for haha. Even with this clip showing the truth of america xD
@maciejadams Yeah, I remember say the Pledge of Allegiance when I was in middle school. Every day, it sucked. I remember after saying it every day in Kindergarten, from then on, I just mumbled Lol.
@spy4561 I do the pledge of allegience every day, but all the other kids are show no respect, I know america isnt the greatest nation on the face of the planet, but thats no reason not to be proud of the nation you live in
@SombreroKing100 Hard to be proud of a nation that for the last 2 1/2 decades has used its military & financial might to bomb and kill MILLIONS of innocent people around the world. And enslave with debt the others. WHile the brainwashed masses sit at home &scream" YEAH, KICK THERE ASS!! WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1!!" I wish there was something to be proud of in this country. I used to be proud of being free. But now thats even gone. Obama signed the NDAA bill last week. Bye Bye Bill of RIGHTS!
@SombreroKing100i sorry.does that make it right?So youd still be proud if your country committed genocide?You are a individual that can make up your own mind and beliefs.Choose your words wisely that way they have merit.If your really wanna be proud of your country fight to make it a better country.In the past decade we have massacred MILLIONsOf innocent muslims& then wonder why they hate us!That is nothing to be proud of Ill be proud when Ron Paul gets elected & stops our Wicked foreign policy
omygosh words cant express ho w funny this shit is!
linerider098 1 day ago
Ironic, considering these are child actors. I'm sure they understand the full implications of appearing in this, and will heartily approve of it when they are older.
That said, funny clip :)
CronoGuardia 1 day ago
"GOD BLESS G.E." lmao
psychoclown420 1 day ago
Well done
afglakeshow81 1 day ago
at least we get porn though. Im sure there are many north koreans who would gladly say the pledge of allegiance for some porn.
ApocalypseChad 1 day ago
I am an American! And I approve these balls!
allalon311 1 day ago
True*
OGHeed 1 day ago
Oh so try.
OGHeed 1 day ago
fantastic
HolidayStyles 1 day ago
LMAO
Cretinhopping 3 days ago
& that's exactly what this is like in North Korea. :)
beccaotaku 3 days ago
lol kid has a boner at 1:00
xxHALOxxPROxx 4 days ago
I got suspended for not standing for the pledge of alligence. go figure
CARTMAN1918 5 days ago
Message received.
POTFULLOFGREEN 5 days ago
How ironic that the advertisement preceding this video is yet another flag-waving, right-wing bullshit "documentary" about how Ron Paul will ride down from Heaven on a giant bald eagle and take America back to the glorious days of the 1950s.
NYanarchy08 6 days ago
@NYanarchy08 Ron Paul would actually approve of this video. You should pay attention to him more.
VincenzoB81 1 day ago 2
@VincenzoB81 Ron Paul would probably be more concerned that the black and white students in this video were put in the same room together. But keep chugging down that Kool-Aid, mate. We all understand that people sometimes feel an emotional need to have faith in something even if it doesn't make sense.
NYanarchy08 1 day ago
@NYanarchy08
Are you trying to say Ron Paul is a racist? What do you have to back that up?
GluttonousDragon 1 day ago
@GluttonousDragon His opposition to the Civil Rights Act, his views that the free market should let businesses discriminate based on race, his racist comments about crime in DC, his incredibly anti-black newsletters that he signed off on during the 1990s and later defended. There is literally a mountain of evidence out there. Frankly, I can't believe you haven't heard about this already. You should pay more attention to him.
NYanarchy08 1 day ago
@NYanarchy08
You have nothing on him. Get over it.
GluttonousDragon 1 day ago
@NYanarchy08 I love how people from other countries think they know what's going on over here. There is no way you could know unless you've been here. You can watch videos on Youtube about America but that's like watching a video on how to build a rocket ship and you never became an Rocket Engineer. Do you people not understand it's not just America it's every country even your's that creates problems and hides them from you. They even work together to hide terrible things they have done.
Doughty1988 1 day ago
@Doughty1988
That´s a load of crap. I probably know more about your country than you do. I doubt you can even find USA on a world map.
GluttonousDragon 1 day ago
@NYanarchy08 Well, the head of Austin's NAACP says Ron Paul's a racist. I'll take his word over yours.
VincenzoB81 1 day ago
@VincenzoB81 I'll assume, based on research, that you meant to say "not a racist." You're entitled to your opinion, but the fact that the word of a single black man means more to you than Ron Paul saying that "95% of all blacks in Washington DC are criminals" (just one of many nauseating examples) says a lot about the state of white denial in America. African-Americans don't share some kind of unified NAACP hive-mind, you know.
NYanarchy08 1 day ago
@VincenzoB81 Dangit. NOT a racist
VincenzoB81 1 day ago
amen.
THELASTMASTA 1 week ago
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
darkjanggo 1 week ago
hmmmm leftist??
monk35wm 1 week ago
i thought they were going to say ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
Almahser 1 week ago
Such an awful country.
oldmanj123 1 week ago
"god bless citigroup"
fucken lol'd
sonicBlue00 1 week ago
ive never had to recite the Pledge of Allegiance once from elementary till high school
shattori1 1 week ago
america..
xX1235678Xx 1 week ago
sounds about right
skatefreak244 1 week ago
"And if this country ever goes to war, as it's often known to do, I promise to go and kill the other country's kids."
Love it.
BringYerOwnBomb 2 weeks ago
Wonder how many people did not allow their children to be hired as extras for this skit because they object to their children "being used."....
IN WHICH CASE, THEY ARE GUILTY OF EXTREME IRONY.
ninetales1234 2 weeks ago
i'm brainwashed
TheKyoyaandDanny 2 weeks ago
i pledge alegiance to the flag of the united states of america and to the republic for which it stands one nation under dog indivisible with liberty and justice for none hail satan
THECOWPOLICE1996 2 weeks ago 7
Aren't they the cutest little things!!! :~D
kevbarone 2 weeks ago
And isn't it great that we have the freedom to bash our own country publicly? Oh wait, I forgot. that's not great. Freedom is not great. America sucks.
MsDatsaspicymeatball 2 weeks ago 3
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Fathoms2004 2 weeks ago
@MsDatsaspicymeatball Tell that to Bradley Manning.
Fathoms2004 2 weeks ago
@MsDatsaspicymeatball In case you haven't noticed we're losing our freedoms. One by one they're stripping them away and way too many people don't even realize it. The people that haven't been paying attention are in for a rude awakening.
ILostMyTongs 2 weeks ago
@MsDatsaspicymeatball
What does that have to with reciting a pledge every day as a child? Teaching kids science, civics, history, math, reading, computers....alll of these things would benefit America more than reciting mind control bullshit. Repeating something day after day is the opposite of thinking. It is programming.
bigjared420 1 day ago
I really hope the WKUK crew either: Starts a video site, partners with Funny or Die, or partners with some other massive entity on Youtube.
Then they could do whatever they want and the material ends up free on the internet anyway.
FreeArtFreestheWorld 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
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airsoftoverkills 2 weeks ago 16
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america
thank you very very much for letting us little kids live here
It really really was nice of you
You didn’t have to do it
And its really not creepy to have little little kids mindlessly recite this anthem
And pledge their life to a government
Before they’re even old enough to really think about what they’re saying
Verena1720 3 weeks ago
Verena1720 3 weeks ago
haha awesome, america u funny
PersianinSweden 3 weeks ago
well, they're right. its brainwashing. i do agree with it of course., becuase you have to be patriotic to love america IMO.
JimmyFarina97 3 weeks ago
@JimmyFarina97 You are what is wrong with Americans, and why every other country dislikes and resents you. If you country is actually as great as you seem to think it is, shouldn't that be self-evident? Why then should you need to indoctrinate children? That sounds like North Korea behaviour, how long until they're asked to offer up prayers for their "dear leader", how long until it is required?
wendighoul 2 weeks ago
@wendighoul I strongly disagree with most of the things my country does. The way people are these days in this shitty ego-centric country is fucked up. I was simply saying that if you want to live in america, dont complain about what we're doing. "if you dont like it, get out." in fact, our country makes pretty stupid decisions. everyone here are self centered jerks. but you know what? i help someone every chance i get and wouldnt wanna live anywhere else. there are lots like me.
JimmyFarina97 2 weeks ago
@JimmyFarina97 haha. if we live here we can't complain about the country does? LOL, c'mon. even if you don't want to live anywhere else, don't you at least want to make this place better?
OlderWaiter 2 weeks ago
@OlderWaiter Lol, true. you should be able to protest things and have freedom of speech, but you also must show your country at least a little respect, and i think plediging your allegence to it is a great way to do just that.
JimmyFarina97 2 weeks ago
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hellfishazeroth 1 week ago
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@JimmyFarina97 That's like saying you should always have respect for your parents even if they were drunks and beat you every day. Total bullshit.
hellfishazeroth 1 week ago
@wendighoul and furthermore, most of these children when they grow up, understand the importance of being taught that pledge. i feel that if you live in America, you should have to respect it for what it is. being taught it early on in life only helps you to understand it later and make your decision of what you think based on that. we are never going to be forced to pledge, but we should anyway. no one wants to be like us, we dont want to be like anyone else. we help others anyway.
JimmyFarina97 2 weeks ago
This is why I started saying random stuff when we were supposed to do this xD
KirbyComicsVids 3 weeks ago
i feel bad for 641 particular brainwashed people
whiteboynigg 3 weeks ago
THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL. GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR TREASON. HOW DARE THEY.
I'm kidding, obviously. I love W'KUK
WildCardFive 3 weeks ago
@WildCardFive Me reading your comment:
*scrolls down* Hmm. All caps.....WHAT THE FUC-oh.....
nuggetking1012 3 weeks ago
This is funny, but it got it wrong. When we pledge allegiance to the flag, we are not pledging our lives to a government, but to the FLAG and all it stands for. Freedom, liberty and justice. We pledge allegiance to those things despite what the current government stands for.
DearArianaMusic 3 weeks ago
I've seen worse satire on a daily basis, straight from the 'God fearing righteous Americans,
- much worse.
1981soa 1 month ago
you fucking roaches. this is appalling you are making fun of the United States of America
JTANDTJ1 1 month ago
@JTANDTJ1 ......lol?
megotsawii 4 weeks ago
This is not a form of brainwashing
blusuck 1 month ago
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lol every country does this though, i went to elementary school in mexico for 3 month before i came back to the U.S.A. and they had all the classes come out in the morning and the ROTC kids would bring out the flag and we would say both the pledge and sing the national anthem EVERY DAY, all countries want to institutionalize the concept of patriotism and national pride in their youth, NOT just the U.S. still! though! love the ending! "very good kids! now come get your ritalin." lol! classic!
perttybeta 1 month ago
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perttybeta 1 month ago
a work of genius lol
SamIWillDickSlapYou 1 month ago
facism purest form
memohavok 1 month ago
God Bless America
larryraiders 1 month ago
you laugh, but this happens- not like this comedy, but subtly; true power is so powerful its invisible. you see it w/ the jrotc. you see it w/ the inclusion of military in school events, boards of education, smoozing with office staff, the omnipresence of military and corporate sponsor propaganda (free giveaways like posters, calendars, book covers, lanyards, etc.), corporate promotions, rampant recruiters, etc. this is a parody of reality, coming from a military vet, now a public ed teacher
uchinanju 1 month ago
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sick and stupid, certainly what the left thinks . and very sad to not understand citizenship and the reason for it, pride in oneself, the greatness of this country despite its imperfection, go back to your union halls where you can be the sheep you are , completely unaware of the true brainwashing. GOD BLESS AMERICA! and God bless you too.
dosad1 1 month ago
@dosad1 Not certain what you mean by the 'true brainwashing', but brit here. My view is that senseless 'patriotism' and tribalism breeds sheep, not using your brain to consider what different political and sociological impacts one's government has on its nation and the rest of the world. These children are to young, so their pledge should be meaningless. The fact they are forced to learn it is ridiculous in itself; if i was a teacher in a class like that i would feel like a moron.
joshinRMC 1 month ago 2
@joshinRMC Whats more, that sense of pride in ones country (i am not directing this at you dosad as you didnt actually say this) and theres nothing wrong of being a proud citizen of wherever you are from, is being a sheep by definition! Should a person under oppressive rule be proud of where they are from because their dictator tells them to? im sure youll agree not.
joshinRMC 1 month ago
@joshinRMC You're not from this country, so you couldn't know this, buuuuut. You used to many large words for someone with his @dosad1's thought capacity. He is brainwashed, after all.
OddballTube 1 month ago
@dosad1 nope, you're brainwashed. I live in Canada. SO much better than the states. Y'know what? So is a lot of Europe and Asia. I have no need to make pledges. You're such a fucking sheep. I mean, look at how you end this? God is not blessing the US. What a fucked up country. It's hilarious how proud you are of that fragmented pile of shit you call a nation.
aahxzen 1 month ago
@aahxzen I'm not sure if you know this, but the people who wrote this sketch are Americans.
PlannedObsolescence 1 week ago
@dosad1 How can you talk about ignoring imperfections in you country, and call another person a sheep? Sense has not been made here.
OddballTube 1 month ago
@OddballTube your* damn laptop...
OddballTube 1 month ago
@dosad1 You can pray for me, while I think for you. May intelligent though serve scientists, the people that made America great.
7waffle 1 month ago
Sad.. but true ..
MegaBilly1959 1 month ago
anyone else notice the for black kids in the class then double-take at the title?
21cdeering 1 month ago 13
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@21cdeering "anyone else notice the for black kids in the class then double-take at the title?" Wtf did you just say? And why the fuck did people upvote that? Your sentence made absolutely no sense.
Ouroboros70 1 month ago
@21cdeering The number is spelled four.
7itanium452112 1 month ago
lol great
carthur169 1 month ago
632 people have a pencil shoved up their ass
atheians5283 1 month ago
Ah, this brings me back to my childhood, when the teacher would give us our ritalin in the morning.
ssss681 1 month ago
LOL! how sad thats the truth
PsychOMoE88 1 month ago
America...F*CK YEAH!
SmoothGamer96 1 month ago
That must of been a bitch and half to shoot.
5324er 1 month ago 2
This is awesome! Finally a show that has balls! I guess that's why it's on IFC a channel for the intellects. (open minds).
Don't hate something you don't understand.
Classygreekgirl 1 month ago 63
@Classygreekgirl The show ended in June. Apparently it was too ballsy for IFC to handle. :(
Arkfeller 1 month ago 40
@Arkfeller I thought they were just done with the show not because of the content.
MajorSquiggles 1 month ago 5
@MajorSquiggles It's true that they said they were getting a little tired of writing sketches for the show all the time, but IFC suddenly put in ads and started censoring swear words (like in CWOD) for the fifth season. Lack of ads and censorship was the reason why WKUK moved from Fuse to IFC in the first place, so the new format would be pretty crappy for them to work with. Also, advertisers don't usually like to be put next to a show as daring as WKUK's, I'm afraid.
Arkfeller 1 month ago
@Classygreekgirl if want to watch a show that "has balls" and no limits... it's called South Park. lol
cthulhuispissed 1 month ago
@cthulhuispissed South Park sucks
Bookwormgamefreak 3 weeks ago
@Bookwormgamefreak I can't respond to your comment without sounding like a totaly narcissist douchebag, so here is a smiley face. (:
cthulhuispissed 3 weeks ago
@Classygreekgirl Bye bye stupid how for hipsters
BageImanman 1 week ago
why this video have no top comment?
Lg1tkiller 1 month ago
This is so true...
TheMightyPandah 1 month ago
i must be getting very old on internet terms cause i see some folks hit dislike??? that can't be right
Samura1gamer 1 month ago in playlist Compulsory Education
I am now glad that I never pledged allegiance to the flag as a kid instead I just moved my lips and pretended too and let the retarded stuck up teachers pets pledge. It wasn't anything political I was just lazy and thought it was a waste of time.
grkpektis 1 month ago
@CASEBOLT100 bich you sound like an ignorant piece of shit just tellin them to go kill something I can tell your husband wasn't in the marines first he wouldnt have married a dumb bitch like you an you'd think of the war as more than just killing "something" your the stupidest person ever
independenrupert101 1 month ago
You're welcome, children. We've worked very hard to make America the best place in the world in which to live -- a place where you don't have to worry about being killed by terrorists, and where you can own a piece of Citigroup or Johnson and Johnson if you wish, even before you've grown up.
unclesmrgol 1 month ago in playlist Political
American Brainwashing at it's best.
AlucardsGhost1 1 month ago
As a mother of 3 boys,I certainly can see,the Pledge skit has the militaries attention.We know you guys get paid to mock A "comedy skit". Mr. commando. My husband served in special operations.and he did kill men. (which is a child to someone) You should be out killing something not wasting your time with the internet!!.and the whole damn military is backing Ron Paul, because they are sick of trying to kill a nation (Iran,Iraq) for oil. we have 12.000 nuclear warheads,but they cannot have one.
CASEBOLT100 1 month ago
@CASEBOLT100 we have 12,000 Nuclear Warheads? yeah.. riiiiight. Your complaining about a COMEDY SKIT its supposed to be funny. so have a laugh. We are not purposely doing this to make fun of a military that has helped protect and serve us for as long as history can remember. And you whine about us wasting our lives on the internet? Why are you on the computer? Why are you here at WKUK? Gtfo before i turn off the internet.
HardStyleND 1 month ago
I'm surprised that there was no Taft poster.
TheWhiteLupe 1 month ago
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MsHellokittypop 1 month ago
@MsHellokittypop That was hilarious. Good job, well thought-out.
DaddysLittleAsassin 1 month ago 3
@MsHellokittypop so original that I disliked and marked as spam :D
anarki1211 1 month ago
haha chill bro its a joke trololol
TheDeathwishskater 1 month ago
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GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright My name isnt Gordon, it not Duff, and im certainly nowhere near old, really, REALLY, think for a second man. Seriously man, you have the wrong guy. Im trying to help you out here, youre making yourself look like an idiot. Im not Gordon Duff, I dont know whom that is, but i understand how the username confused you. Im sorry man, but you aren't speaking with this Gordon guy.
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright I find it hilarious, also, that you have not even tried to deny what I have said. Think about that for a minute. Instead of denying it, and respectfully stating your case, you flew off the handle.
Irrationality like that is the reason you are less and less tolerated by the American populace each day.
SERIOUSLY, WHO IS GORDON DUFF?
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Whos Gordon Duff? I think you've mistaken, me, i'm not antisemitic. Duff isnt my last name. He sounds like a douchebag though, from how angry u got.
Im not a keyboard clown, i'm a minuteman. You can call me a million insults, it doesn't change what we have done, and will accomplish one day, God willing.
You're very disrespectful, it reflects "very well" on our armed forces.
And to be clear, I have no problem with Jewish people, I learned from the Holocaust.
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright I dont need to lead a movement. You have angered enough of us. You have sewn your fate.
You will suffer, because you have allowed our freedoms to be destroyed. You have spit on our values. And you maintain such arrogance towards us citizens, as if we owe you something for not doing what you were hired to do-protect us.
And if by video games, you mean drills with a squadron, then yes.
Remember whom you are supposed to be fighting for. They certainly remember you.
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Check your tone Jarhead. We pay for your salary.
You have indeed commited multiple war crimes, the war is unjust. And killing terrorists is not a war crime, idiot. Its your job.
But if you are all going to fight regardless....then actually fight instead of wasting American tax dollars sitting on your ass and aiding the enemy.
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright And honestly, the reason you dont see combat is because you have failed to search for it. It costs billions to keep you guys out there, and you didnt fire a single shot.
And it is YOUR fault. You were there, but you werent commited to the cause. You didnt inflict a single casualty. Youd better remember you arent fighting for the people of the Middle East. You are fighting for the people of the United States.
And you have turned your back on all of us.
You are no soldier.
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Yes, I saw that you were in Afghanistan. That doesn't mean the armed forces didnt lose the afghan war.
And obviously I know that you do not all engage in combat.
That doesn't mean you should be rebuilding the countries we are invading.
Thank you for failing to defend us.
And no, I won't be enlisting, I'm staying here in the U.S, to make sure that you are all punished for the war crimes your forces have commited.
You are the reason Afghanistan is a failure.
GDuff123 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Not one of you fired a shot?
No wonder we lost the war in Iraq.
Maybe instead of sending you we should have sent the Salvation Army.
GDuff123 1 month ago
Jesus Christ, this is SKETCH COMEDY.
SmoothGamer96 1 month ago
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Ahh independent private schools, where they don't require brainwashing and can study evolution without too much controversy. .
h3llosho 1 month ago
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h3llosho 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright What the hell is a kidiot?
xanderholm 1 month ago
fake and gay.
TheDeathwishskater 1 month ago
@TheDeathwishskater It's a fucking sketch from a tv show your idiot
You can't even see how it's true.
You are a complete moron.
XxSpartan118xX 1 month ago
@TheDeathwishskater
No shit, you must be a fucking goddamned genius..
Feriin 1 month ago
Come and get your Ritalin...hahaha
bigstick9993 1 month ago
lol, i love it when people get into a shit storm in the comments on a video.
commanderchair 1 month ago
jesus every comment is a paragraph...
topman213 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright thank you for what you've done and what you didn't do(fire any shots). I never see or talk to people like you. I only meet the rednecks who play COD and want to go kill someone in the name of protecting american freedoms or whatever.
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright You're right, it is wrong to include and bash every individual in the military. You have definitely made me think more about it, thanks. I don't mean to come across the way I did. It's hard to separate the organization/"system" from the individuals. It is our society and dominant culture that is the true enemy.
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright The politicians start them but the military is the hand of the politicians. I can say fuck the president/congress but not the people the actually do it? if you came upon a woman who was being attacked and raped by a gang of men, would you say, 'I support the rapists, not the rape?'. I do agree with you, there are good people in the military along with benevolent acts. They aren't the ones murdering but if they were ordered to they would, wouldn't they?
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Anyone would be more than happy to take advantage of all the spoils of living, and I admit I do, I am not proud of it but I do. I cannot live outside of society. However, how does that does that make economic and military imperialism justified?
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Please inform me of a multidimensional view of the military. academic.evergreen.edu/g/grossmaz/interventions.html I have read history, watch videos, pictures etc of military atrocities that were/are completely unjustified. please inform me of why my anti-military view is pathetic. I don't claim every soldier always has bad intentions or are bad people. Not every soldier has a killed innocent people, for saying that I did come across like an idiot.
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright My statement still stands regardless of all of our sarcasm shenanigans. Soldiers are murderers and it is patriotism that justifies it. Sure you can argue that I'm not changing anything by commenting on a video, but the reason I am doing is because it is seen as blasphemy to not "support the troops" or to not feel proud that one was born under a certain flag. The fact that you immediately call me a kidiot exemplifies this.
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright Thank you mark, I'm glad you realize I'm gonna start a revolution on the internet. I'll show those big meanie fascists!
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright watch?v=FhXz60f0HLU
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@MarkSaysAlright I'm edgy and rebellious because I don't support murder and imperialism? right...
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
Lets read the comments! :D ...... D:
lancerocks92 1 month ago
Fuck patriotism and fuck the troops
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@ExistenceIsAbsurd You know what.... I've decided to simply sit here and laugh at your idiocy...
Canni6alJeff 1 month ago
@Canni6alJeff Yeah being anti-patriotic and anti-war is totally idiotic, thank you for the insightful comment cannibaljeff.
ExistenceIsAbsurd 1 month ago
@Born2killxx I mean to say 2 1/2 decades. If you had an ounce of intelligence you wouldve figured that out. But you dont.
jaymoremusic 1 month ago
Holy crap there right... We really are the greatest country in the world and the rest suck.
MandalorianBrickfilm 1 month ago
Lol, this reminds me of the North Korean national anthem a little bit, where they use the phrase "Pathetic Americans." Not that we're the best people ever, but that's a little uncalled for haha. Even with this clip showing the truth of america xD
soulsistah102 1 month ago
I did the Pledge Of Allegiance until I took an arrow to the knee. C:
xxVanillateaxxx 1 month ago
@xxVanillateaxxx I avoided making bad jokes, but then I took your cliche comment to my eye. -.-
burn2ground 1 month ago
lol! god bless the corporations.
ervinc6 1 month ago
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All the other countrys sucked until they took an arrow to the knee....
NCidiots 1 month ago
so so sad .... but so so true
maciejadams 2 months ago
@maciejadams Yeah, I remember say the Pledge of Allegiance when I was in middle school. Every day, it sucked. I remember after saying it every day in Kindergarten, from then on, I just mumbled Lol.
spy4561 1 month ago
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SombreroKing100 1 month ago
@spy4561 I do the pledge of allegience every day, but all the other kids are show no respect, I know america isnt the greatest nation on the face of the planet, but thats no reason not to be proud of the nation you live in
SombreroKing100 1 month ago
@SombreroKing100 AMERICA ES TEH BESD! esecily weth ets edumacion.
TheWalkers789 1 month ago
@TheWalkers789 Eye no rit
SombreroKing100 1 month ago
@SombreroKing100
Youre not really proud, you are just brain washed
pspjerry 1 month ago
@pspjerry If i was brainwashed why did i say that america isnt the worlds greatest nation
SombreroKing100 1 month ago
@SombreroKing100 Hard to be proud of a nation that for the last 2 1/2 decades has used its military & financial might to bomb and kill MILLIONS of innocent people around the world. And enslave with debt the others. WHile the brainwashed masses sit at home &scream" YEAH, KICK THERE ASS!! WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1!!" I wish there was something to be proud of in this country. I used to be proud of being free. But now thats even gone. Obama signed the NDAA bill last week. Bye Bye Bill of RIGHTS!
jaymoremusic 1 month ago
@jaymoremusic Oh yeah like thats completley new in humanity's history.
SombreroKing100 1 month ago
@SombreroKing100i sorry.does that make it right?So youd still be proud if your country committed genocide?You are a individual that can make up your own mind and beliefs.Choose your words wisely that way they have merit.If your really wanna be proud of your country fight to make it a better country.In the past decade we have massacred MILLIONsOf innocent muslims& then wonder why they hate us!That is nothing to be proud of Ill be proud when Ron Paul gets elected & stops our Wicked foreign policy
jaymoremusic 1 month ago
@jaymoremusic For the last 2 1/2 years? Holy shit you've must've been in a coma during the early and mid-2000s. :U
Besides that you're roughly correct, save the CRAZY capitalizations that make you appear to be an IDIOT that won't get his message taken seriously.
Born2killxx 1 month ago
All it was missing was "America, fuck yeah" at the end, during or as a prefix. lol.
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