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  • Kind of interesting. It's funny but the Indian English teacher was 100% spot on right.

  • he's is OSHO, enlightened but controvertial!!!

  • Mom:Dave,what the FUCK are you doing?

    Dave:Fuck if i know(ignorance if nt mistaken)

    Mom:Don't let me go up there and knock your FUCKing head

    Dave:I guess I'm FUCKed now

    Dad:What the FUCK is goin on here

    Dave:I don't understand this FUCKing Mom LOLOLOLOL

  • 9gag fucking brought me here

  • how the fuke are you !

    looool

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AMPOTAH!!!!!

  • @jacksents. There's nothing wrong with his english. He has better grammar than most Americans.

  • John FUGGED MARY

  • My Favorite was "Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer".

  • @jacksents his english was fine. it wasnt fantastic, but it was okay. the purpose of language is to communicate and that's what he did. &may i add, he did it well. let's not be a racist and just say that his english is poor merely because he has an accent. english is a global language&there are still people in several countries around the world who can't even speak english. Indians do a very good job being able to read and write in it. It's their second language.

  • Indian English so poor.....

  • 2:34 "FUCK ! You scared the SIT out of me..."

  • Three words. Best. Teacher. Ever.

  • HE KICKED MY DOG

  • Fuck! You sssssscared the shit out of me. LOL.

  • @saurabh970

    Sit* :P

  • how the fuck are you?

    LOL :)

  • what the fug?!?

  • He got most of this material from /watch?v=5EXqPriuHHI

  • SMART INDIAN...........

  • :D:D:D

    

  • this guy is gujurati

  • LOL.. Osho.. no surprise here...

  • i have not laughed this much for a long time

  • Truth- This man deserves a fugging Oscar!

  • This is spiritual teacher Osho.

  • fucking gooooooooooood

  • LOL (;

  • i was fuging laughing

  • this teacher is a fucking ledgend < adjective.

  • That goody FUCK!

  • Indians are expert at everything. Simply all indians are genius.

  • @alok7261 except you you retarded piece of cunt

  • @AnimeMangaKing

    Dude WTF???

    I kind of like nepalise, so I won't say anything to ya.

  • @alok7261 oh sorry brother, wrong person -.-

  • @AnimeMangaKing

    Its okay

  • COOL....

    

  • what i said from watchin' this video: fuck yh

  • laughing track??

  • this is fuggin brilliant

  • mary was fucked by john

    john fucked mary

  • I found this on Internet!!! >>>>> Each hindu lives of his randi His house is home grown hira mandi

    Pak studs are the best and prime

    Hindu pimps want them all the time

    Pak studs for hindus each baji

    And hindu says mami too raji

    Fcukso fcuks is prime the reason

    Hindus hira mandi got fcukso season

  • gramikal katogoreys wtf..

  • Its was by Osho rajaneesh not any indian teacher

  • fuck you also... go to hellllllll...

  • Transitive and Intransitive>>>>>> LMFAO!!!!

  • That's so fuckin funny, I think I fuckin hurt myself.

  • That's so fuckin funny, I think I fuckin hurt myself.

  • Wow

  • what the fug?????

  • Fucken hilarious. Thanks for fucken posting this fucker. I fucken love it.

  • my kind of english teacher,

    difficulty.... 'i caan't understand this fucking jaab' lmao!

  • ..surbrised ' Fuck you scared the shit out of me', lmao!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • fug you scared the sit out of me!

  • THat is the scool

  • Fucking amusing!

  • George Carlin did it better.

  • I had a fucking time with this clip!

  • and it is very healthy too...LOL

  • This is an fake video of another !

  • @shrikanthlala007 Dumb ass that doesn't make it fake.

  • stolen from the great George Carlin!

  • @tiyug he is Osho , dies way before carlin .

  • wow he got this from the video. the history of the f word

  • Fuck fuck Fuckitty fuck fuck..... Eric Cartman, South Park LMFAO

  • This is Osho, the controversial spiritual man from India and he's no teacher

  • @2pacnvijay Are you on crack??? Not a teacher?!?!

    That's ALL he was you lunatic.

  • Fuuuuuck! YOU! XD

    

  • Gotta love them indians

  • lolol. the ppl laughing also made me grin. he probably copied from one video anyway this is cool

  • Too fucking funny!!!

  • Want a teacher like this

  • hahaha amazing teacher!!!

  • i love the way u FUCK

  • fuggg yo xDD

  • 71 people got fucked by this video

  • Hahaha......I love Osho and all his jokes. This must be one the the most creative jokes ever told.

  • THIS INDIAN RAPES !

  • this is fucking great

  • INNOVATION................wow!

    

  • the teacher is osho by the way

  • @2006Freaky2006

    post a vid on suck and other words like douchebag ...

    ;)

  • fug ou

  • its a fucking excellent item.....lol

  • "You scared the sit out of me"

  • Dear Teacher, Mary was fucked by John was not an intransitive use of the verb, but was the passive of the same verb. The intransive use of fucking is masturbation..

  • @aciarame75 Who cares?

  • @Beatboxer157 Grammar Police do.

    I found it interesting xD

  • @aciarame75 Actually it is not passive, considering the subject that is "verb-ing" (in this case, Mary, who was fucked) is followed by the secondary subject (John). If the teacher didn't say "By John" then it would qualify as passive.

  • hahahhahaaaaaaaaaaa the begining was really funny. I had a friend from Africa that did the same thing with the world S-h-i-t. She had been in America about 2years, and oneday she said to me everything is S-h-i-t. She said the food it S-h-i-t, the clothes is S-h-i-t , the the person you don't like is S-h-i-t, on and on. She was really frustrated, then she said the parkway is a driveway and vice versa- It really made me thing about the irony of our dialect in America

  • I laughed so hard at this video that I couldn't breathe and almost f@#*%ing died! Love it! My favorites were "displeasure," "greeting," and "a request!" This guy is totally awesome!

  • aggression...fug you

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  • he says fuck funny

  • fuckin awesome

  • Apparently that crowd has never heard an Indian person before.

  • I GOT FUCK AT THE USED CAR LOT! LOL!!! xD

  • fucking gud video

  • thats not how all indians speak english

  • Anyone who thinks this is a real teacher is a fucking idiot. There, another usage of fuck.

  • hahahahaha indian people are gey dawg look how they speekk daizzzz

  • come on its not funny! :P

  • come on its not funny! :P

  • i think the word fuck is a wonderful word. when i fuck my indian girl, she does everything that i ask her. to me fuck is the best word in the language. why do so many people have a problem with the word fuck? i bet they don't have a nice girl to fuck and are angry.

  • this is not a teacher this is osho you fucktards

  • Who the FUCK are the people that disliked this?!?

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  • "These are our fucking commonweath games "

  • This is absolutely hillarious.... 

  • a great addition to the original one. THUMBS UP!

  • a great addition to the original one. THUMBS UP!

  • Surprrise-"Vugg!..you scared the SIT out of me!"

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  • @pinkysingh007

    Use FUCKING for fucks sake...

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  • @pinkysingh007

    You look like a slut...

  • @Medication102 lol...ur so angry and full of hate......I feel sorry for you. Your life must really suck. Take the meds.....stop the demons. Call your shrink.

  • @pinkysingh007

    Lol...You still look like a slut...

  • fuck doesn't sound good n he is giving a diff way to use the word!!!!!!!bull shit

  • This is fuckin Hilarious....lol

  • Roflol

  • hahahahaha i listen this 30 times maybe and the effect same - i fall from the chair from loughing :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • @eastblackseagirl roughling ohn the floughr loughing my ahss ough.

  • That is Osho, speaking humorously on the use of the F word. He had the guts to make fun at the vigorous use of the word by the English speaking people. And he is effing right at each statement about the word! Some fools have taken the humor too literally!

  • rip off of the video the word fuck

  • so?

  • fucking great !

  • its osho :)

  • this is FUCKING epic...HOW THE FUCK ARE YA...?ahahahaha!

  • So, do not misunderstand this word if someone say it.... hahahahaha

  • he's copying the vid called meaning of the word fuck

  • That was fucking funny!

  • Didn't George Carlin do this bit first? Or was this Osho the first?

    I'm betting this is George Carlin's work.

    Josh In Long Beach CA

  • o very fucking.

  • this is the great guru OSHO's one of his teaching...

  • This isn't any teacher. It is Osho a controversial Indian fraud Guru who has been criminally prosecuted both in the US and India. Although very funny to listen to, one wouldn't expect a spiritual teacher to stoop this low. A lot many Americans search for so called 'inner meaning' often approach the narcotic abodes of Osho. Osho is no guru, he is simply a con man.

  • @TejasM14 osho died in 1990...this is sri sri ravishankar

  • @shivamchauhan19 So what if he died in 1990. Can't you have old sound clippings put up on youtube? This is indeed osho.

  • #LOL

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  • lmfao !!!

  • awesome sense of humor.......

  • my FUCKING niggahhhhhh

  • #LOL epic fail

  • fucking hilarious... hahahah ROLF

  • 'FUCK ON MAN!!!"

    X

  • Lamo !!

  • this is Osho.. from his speech lol

  • hahaha.. my tummy hurts

  • GREAT!!!

  • SO FUCKING WHAT??

  • Rofl xD

  • hahahahahahahahahahah very funny gudd man gud

  • his shitty indian accent is actually funnier than what he actually saying haha

  • what a fucking speech

  • i would be laughing if my teacher was discribing the word fuck to me

  • I laugh the hardest durin the agression part LOL

  • as an adjective! very fucking funny!

  • there was no time when i didn't laugh when i was watching this fucking vid. hahaha.

  • lol all the laughter sounds fake

  • This is great. I've always maintained that "fuck" is one of the most linguistically versatile words in the English language.

  • hmmm

  • Is this a joke?? Is he a comedian? Im confused? Is the dude being serious? Or is he kidding? Lmao.

  • I am Fucking offended by this mans excessive use of the work Fuck. He should just stop Fucking using profanity.

    Fuck it!

  • @MACKATTACK1970 That is Osho, a very learned and well read person, speaking humorously on the use of the F word. He had the guts to make fun at the vigorous use of the word by the English speaking people. And he is effing right at each statement about the word! Some fools have taken the humor too literally!

  • Sick Video.......

  • I had a fucking time :D

  • hehe

  • apetite...who gives the fuck? ROFL

  • @baosalman 'apathy' you idiot

  • fuck indian seriously curry cooker

  • fuck you

  • I think it would have been even more f***ing effective without the laugh track, played dead pan serious.

  • indian teacher reading monty python....

  • omgg lol dump ass teacher

  • Agression

    Fuck you.

    BAHAHAH XD

  • He fucked up on the "enjoyment".

    Who would say I had a fucking time?

    How about instead, "Fuck Yea!"

  • "Fraud" I got fucked at the car lot