come and heckle ROB HARMAN STAND UP comic sex comedy act routine February 2009

[crankymatt]

nice video rob, fuck these idiots.

[SillyOclock]

cheers matt, thanks for the kind words.

[yankees27271]

for real man How are you I would like to know

[SillyOclock]

i'm busy searching for your punctuation.

[yankees27271]

So man what is new with you, How's Ian doing these days?

[SillyOclock]

hes round your mum's filming an interacial gang bang.

[yankees27271]

I've been messing with you brah. Don't you remember me its Carl from Heston Community School I always wore that Man U jersey. How have you been

[SillyOclock]

i remember you getting bullied by small girls.

[goodveinsboy]

you stuttered. you didn't segway. you're jokes had no punchlines. they weren't remotely funny. i know your sister.

[SillyOclock]

i havnt got a sister you pointless twat.

[yankees27271]

Why are you in your videos alone have people caught on that you suck

[SillyOclock]

the only sucking is you on hundreds of cocks.

[yankees27271]

I made the black guy quit

[SillyOclock]

you havnt made anyone quit you retard.

[yankees27271]

I bet the black guy did these videos with you out pity Rob I'm sorry your videos suck Rob you should quit Rob. I don't like you Rob. the black is also bad at doing these videos but I like him more then you Rob.

[SillyOclock]

i told you to hang yourself so why the hell are you still alive??

[yankees27271]

Where do you live Rob I mean your address

[SillyOclock]

whats the matter with you? dont you get tired of being an asshole??

[yankees27271]

Don't you get tired of fixing peoples toilets.

[SillyOclock]

you are my toilet.

[yankees27271]

Whats your phone number Rob?

[SillyOclock]

i wont have phone sex with you, weirdo.

[yankees27271]

I like the black guy better then you

[SillyOclock]

thats your right, its a democracy.

[yankees27271]

I bet he has a real life unlike you Rob

[SillyOclock]

i could arrange a date for you if you like. yes, thats what you REALLY like! if you ask him really nice he'll bone you.

[yankees27271]

I bet the black guy hates you

[SillyOclock]

he hates me so much he appears in loads of my hateful sketches.

[yankees27271]

Then why hasn't he been in you most recent crap?

[SillyOclock]

because hes a travelling salesman and your mother has been keeping him occupied.

[yankees27271]

Oh so he has a better job then you thats what I thought

[yankees27271]

Oh my plunger, plunger my plunger oh how I love you.

That's a song I wrote for you Rob :)

[SillyOclock]

see, you got talent too.

[yankees27271]

Why isn't he in your other videos Rob

[SillyOclock]

i told you, hes hanging out of your mother.

[yankees27271]

"I just don't know what to say about you anymore its just the same things over and over. like you not funny your video aren't funny. man just give up i feel really bad for you everytime I see one of your videos. yeah I know what your going to say. something like. then don't watch them the cuss me out. its just everytime I see one its like why does he put himself through this pain. I'm trying to be nice its not funny. try and find a new hobbie. just stop doing this I feel very sad for you. :("

[SillyOclock]

sorry i rejected you. try to find love some place else. good luck.

[MrHarman2009]

yankee isnt the only one rob. its time to put down the camera, and pick up the plunger. please rob. you stink. the black guy left cause he hates you. and i hate you. we all hate you rob. not as a person, but as a director. you are the english ed wood. actually thats an insult to ed wood. his films had concept. please rob, just stop. get back in the plumbing game. go clean turds for a living. stop your foolish rearings. =(

[SillyOclock]

you deluded bit of shit, you are yankee under another guise and some other one before that. you share the same limitations in language you tasteless idiot.

[MrHarman2009]

i agree with yankee. its getting tired rob

[SillyOclock]

you are one and the same, asshole.

[yankees27271]

Dear Rob Harman, Eat poison and die.

signed everybody

[SillyOclock]

you are the sole, solitary sorry individual to feel such sentiment. now hang yourself you pitiful lonely worthless twat.

[yankees27271]

I just don't know what to say about you anymore its just the same things over and over. like you not funny your video aren't funny. man just give up i feel really bad for you everytimr I see one of your viedos. yeah I know what your going to say. something like. then don't watch them the cuss me out. its just everytime I see one its like why does he put himself through this pain. I'm trying to be nice its not funny. try and find a new hobbie. just stop doing this I feel very sad for you. :(

[SillyOclock]

you are too stupid to realise you are on your own with your worthless opinion since others seem to enjoy my vids. now why the hell do you keep coming back to you when i told you to hang your sorry self- now do it right now!

[KingPhilth]

That took some balls. I'd love to do stand-up, but I'm far to scared of being shit and getting heckled. Liked the 'wank box' bit and the girl guide joke... I'll be nicking that.

[SillyOclock]

go for it my friend, i suffer stage fright so i just go for it. good luck.

[MrPenguins1988]

How do you spell name? oh yeah thats right LOSER

[SillyOclock]

you'd know all about that, shit eater.

[MrPenguins1988]

Rob Harman......listen.....you're not good. you will never be good. im sorry, but its true. =(

[SillyOclock]

what the hell do you know you worthless idiot.

[MrPenguins1988]

very good. i like the way you use your transitions in between jokes. =)

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.

[yankees27271]

are you still in talks with Warner Brothers to make your own movie you huge succes. I can't belive how many views your videos get move over steven spielberg got to go rob Mom is callin she is still upset with you about making fun of her in your videos. Oh yeah we can I be in one of you masterpieces?

[SillyOclock]

i get my fair share of views thanks, unlike you, you complete non entity.

[yankees27271]

Rob you and you unfunny jokes that is why dad hates you

[SillyOclock]

i have a good friendship with my dad. nobody admits to being your father.

[yankees27271]

your a loser

[SillyOclock]

and you think an anonymous, boring, pointless crybaby like you is a winner??

[yankees27271]

Dad loves me more sorry

[SillyOclock]

you need medical help. nobody admits to being your father.

[yankees27271]

Our father loves me way more he hates you and our sister

[SillyOclock]

i havnt got a sister you mad lunatic. i am not related to you loonytunes!

[yankees27271]

Don't deny your feeling towards our family Rob its ok we can get you help for your sex addiction

[SillyOclock]

you really are a strange lunatic. get help.

[yankees27271]

Hey Heston Community School called they want their degree in worthlessness back

[yankees27271]

The U.K. is just like a jet engine its sucks and it blows like you videos. I'll wait for you sex joke comeback but it won't be funny it will be sad. you sex addict

[SillyOclock]

at least i get some you pointless virgin.

[yankees27271]

you get some with yourself Rob.

[SillyOclock]

you are using same cliches you used under another name some time ago you inarticulate moron.

[yankees27271]

I bet you masterbate a lot

[SillyOclock]

its the only sure way of having sex with somebody i love!

[yankees27271]

Your not funny I don't know why you make videos they are boring and painful to watch stop. really do you think they are funny. just give up already you are not going to be a success at and the people that sub only do it because you sub them I'm sure they don't think your video are funny. save yourself the humilation and stop. please for the love of God stop. I'm tired of seeing you making a fool of yoursel. Stop

[SillyOclock]

well idiot, since you are confused i should point out that the sound you hear on this vid is that of people laughing in the audience, and its not out of politeness since many audiences often heckle. the fact is i got the balls to perform but you are just some pointless anonymous twat.

[yankees27271]

Come and watch Rob Harman make a fool of himself

[SillyOclock]

at least i'm fairly popular, people spit at you.

[stylushead]

Robert Harman - your humour hasn't changed matey!!! How long have you been doing this??

PS Where the f**k is Flipper??

[SillyOclock]

you have the advantage over me, whos that??

[stylushead]

Its Jack of Inflation - who else?!?

[SillyOclock]

got another clue?

[stylushead]

Some of those back yard performances were good - what happened to those cartoons too?? Tommy Armstong - where is he now?? Cranford Film Club - watching x rated stuff at the age of 12 !!!

[Goatinabox]

some old jokes and you were unprepared but the audience were drawn to you as you came across clumsy but likeable. looking at your hand for the jokes made me laugh the most. unintentionally very funny. make it part of the act

[SillyOclock]

thanks for commenting, most appreciated.

[johnbrownball]

keep me posted.

[SillyOclock]

i will, john.

[MisterActingWorkshop]

when is your next gig?

[SillyOclock]

hopefully soon. got a gong show coming up, scary!!

[crumblert]

good verey

[SillyOclock]

thanks.

[johnbrownball]

good act. keep it up.

[SillyOclock]

thanks john.

[robbystrauss]

get off that damn stage!

[SillyOclock]

make me!

[MisterActingWorkshop]

any new gigs coming up?

[SillyOclock]

hopefully.

[MisterActingWorkshop]

keep it up!

[SillyOclock]

thanks.

[robbystrauss]

hey nutsack, what are you on about?

[SillyOclock]

do you need an interpretor?

[DebbieVicari]

Very cute :) Drinking on the job eh?? Bad bad bad!!!! :) LO(L

[SillyOclock]

lol. sorry if it was rude, sis. x x

[johnroders]

stand up comedy is hard, I know I suck at it, not bad though

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.

[robbystrauss]

hey pervert, i know why you followed the chicken across the road....you were stuck inside it!!

[SillyOclock]

thats not bad, but the joke works better as 'why did the pervert cross the road?'

on the whole its a clumsy heckle, short and to the point is the best.

[philipsmovies]

Very good,you've got some interesting and original material there! 5 Stars.

[SillyOclock]

thanks philip.

looking forward to your new stuff.

[thecainers]

like the gag about the girl guides =)

[SillyOclock]

lol, glad you enjoyed.

[MisterActingWorkshop]

not bad at all.

keep it up.

[SillyOclock]

thanks Mister.

[robbystrauss]

i could destroy you with my heckling.

[SillyOclock]

do your worst.

[robbystrauss]

calm down fatty.

[SillyOclock]

wow, thats original. did you graduate from the college of corny cliches?

now come back with a decent heckle.

[robbystrauss]

ok then, you just aint funny.

[SillyOclock]

heckles are supposed to be cutting and funny.

try better.

[Inky261]

absolutely cool !!! 5*

[SillyOclock]

thanks so much Inky, glad you enjoyed.

[makes69]

Funny!! 5/5!!!

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.

[dragonforceal]

Great man really funny, Can't believe you had the balls to do this, I woulda just cried when they were heckling Lmao, This was seriously great though, good to see some new stuff too.

Al

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend, i didnt mind the heckling because it took my mind of the fact i couldnt remember my act.

thanks for commenting.

[thecainers]

Well done Rob, let me know when you are going again, I would love to come with you =)

[SillyOclock]

cheers charlie, i'll keep you posted for my next gigs.

[Proshka]

Nice!!!

[SillyOclock]

many thanks oh beautiful one.

[SparkyGerbil]

excellent,very funny:)

[SillyOclock]

thanks my friend.