The funny fact, and truth, is that even though his music is meant for comedy, the music itself is really satisfying. It's like better than most shit I hear these days. This is what I listen to when I don't listen to my "regular" music, which is hard rockish
I can't really see myself dating someone that weren't attractive to me... I mean they don't have to be gorgeous but at least cute or somewhat pretty...
Cruel but hilarious. Also, those dark dates - planetarium, midnight picnic? - sound really romantic. At least you're showing the butterface a lovely time.
This is good, but I like his live version better because he spaces out some of the words making it sound funnier. Other than that it is a nice song that isn't too long that I can show other people without the awkward vulgar parts in all of his other songs. Nice to have a great singer that does comedy.
Why are there so many haters commenting? This is in no way, shape or form Stephen's worst song, moral wise, I love it because it's something I can show someone else without them hearing "That's an ugly ass baby" or "Altar boy, oh altar boy!"...
@OtakuEmma Definitely not his worst song from a morality standpoint. If you want that, take your pick between fat cocklbockers, making fun of special olympians... oh wait, those don't even break the surface. His humor is through his ability to insult.
Nothing. People just see it as different and are afraid of it. They don't like it because of that difference. And no. I'm not trying to start an argument.
WELL FINE! I'll argue! Happy? You just destroyed a little boy in Central China's dreams by arguing! Why can't you just leave him alone?!?!?!? *Parodying the emo chick who defended Britney*
@iLikeRiceXD actually they are textbook closet gays who are afraid of their own sexuality. So not only are they closet homosexuals....... they are cowards too. Double Burn!!!
CUZ YOU GOT ME AND.... LUCKY YOU!!! :)
kyleide 3 weeks ago
The single dislike was given by a person with a bag over his head...
GlobaFightOnBullshit 3 weeks ago
You're right, miwerino-this seems to be too real and heartfelt than, for example, the 3 Balloons song-I wonder......
Eccentricexpert 1 month ago
This song sounds way too much like a true story
miwerino 1 month ago
My girlfriend sang this for me. Gotta be the nicest breakup ever.
Alexander92207 1 month ago 2
The funny fact, and truth, is that even though his music is meant for comedy, the music itself is really satisfying. It's like better than most shit I hear these days. This is what I listen to when I don't listen to my "regular" music, which is hard rockish
Ciemon 2 months ago 7
i couldnt stop laughing at this song, the girlfriend came to see and listened to the song and kicked me in the nads D:
cadence0dakota19 2 months ago
I'd dedicate this to myself, but I'm single. Still.
Oalym 2 months ago
One dislike. One person had to hide behind a tree.
edaboladik 3 months ago in playlist STEPHEN LYNCH 14
Unfortunately, so many guys are like this.
FudForLife 3 months ago in playlist FudForLife's favorites
@FudForLife And even moreso girls. xD
chrantheman 3 months ago 3
@chrantheman I know, isnt it terrible
FudForLife 3 months ago
My boyfriend showed me this the first time i went over his house.... ;P i love you christian :)
Bridgettesexii129 3 months ago
So true!
sambergswardmctosh 3 months ago
A nice romantic song! I like!
powermasterjazz 3 months ago 2
I dedicate this 2 my Current bf Nick
eminemsweetie91772 3 months ago
i dare someone to dedicate this to their current partner..
theimperfektman 4 months ago
1 ugly girlfriend disliked this song
Sardath13 4 months ago 8
so i sent this song to my ex girlfriends
Evanhgreim 4 months ago 7
I wish I weren't so superficial, I wish you were more hot. Lyrical muthafuckin genious.
o0DrPiranha0o 5 months ago 2
so sweet and insulting all at once.
zoepotterlover 5 months ago 5
This song is so fucking wrong on on many levels.
lwrification 5 months ago
Lol! S L you're a cheeky, funny cunt! lol!
lwrification 5 months ago
Played for my wife...hasn't spoke to me for about 2 days.
millslack1 5 months ago 87
@millslack1 Atleast I wasn't the only one to have that crazy idea haha.
ffssdd666 5 months ago
@millslack1 My soon to be hubby showed me this and I loved it. Tell ur woman to lighten up..
vanNessaB6 3 months ago 3
@millslack1 Lucky you, im gonna try that lol
ThatDudeJaZy 3 days ago
lmao that fucking violin lol
MegaZeroBlues 6 months ago
Am I the only one stupid enough to play this on a date? lol
MultiFeezy 6 months ago
@MultiFeezy Nope
FreeCraftMC 6 months ago
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ThePretarius 5 months ago
@MultiFeezy no Ive done it to, yeah didn't go down well
ohbugger54 5 months ago
lucky you......holy shit thats funny
NRAman762 6 months ago
My wedding song!!!!
xsurfnturfx 6 months ago 4
that 1 person is his ugly girlfriend
vmsdesigns 6 months ago 5
Lyrics of a devil voice of an angel
pehpehshaw 6 months ago 5
@pehpehshaw indeed!
Silverone43 2 months ago
1 person isnt prettier then you
yoursuckiful 7 months ago
LOL i love this video!
TheQuestionair 7 months ago
0 dislikes = WINNING
LadyOpenshaw 8 months ago 3
@LadyOpenshaw you just had to say something did you? :P
pytho777 7 months ago
@pytho777 must have cursed it :(
LadyOpenshaw 7 months ago
I can't really see myself dating someone that weren't attractive to me... I mean they don't have to be gorgeous but at least cute or somewhat pretty...
Odinshi 8 months ago
lmfao "i wish i werent so superficial, i wish you were more hot"
BabySealClubbin 11 months ago 7
at first i thought he was talking about a guy
maximum361 11 months ago
@maximum361 I think that means your gay bro, sorry
tankforyou 10 months ago
This is me and my Girlfriends theme song, Damn that Bitch is Ugly...
mikailclark2000 11 months ago 8
@mikailclark2000 well looks aint important soo yeah
ryanpulliam1 9 months ago
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mikailclark2000 11 months ago
He's not just hilarious, he's an awesome songwriter. I would have his messed-up demon babies.
Nyrmahl 1 year ago 8
His songs are better than most of the shit i've been hearing on the radio for the last decade.
Remunial13 1 year ago 46
shut up
logan926 1 year ago
I sang this song to my girlfriend. She actually took it pretty well and laughed along. Love you, Anna!
gigsworld101 1 year ago 7
@gigsworld101 She has a good sense of humor. ;)
Maestrojosh87 1 year ago 4
@Maestrojosh87 I wouldn't be with her if she didn't. : )
gigsworld101 1 year ago 3
Cruel but hilarious. Also, those dark dates - planetarium, midnight picnic? - sound really romantic. At least you're showing the butterface a lovely time.
ChuckneyYT 1 year ago 4
i would go gay for stephen
xXA7xloveitordieXx 1 year ago 6
This is good, but I like his live version better because he spaces out some of the words making it sound funnier. Other than that it is a nice song that isn't too long that I can show other people without the awkward vulgar parts in all of his other songs. Nice to have a great singer that does comedy.
Zeemag 1 year ago
Why are there so many haters commenting? This is in no way, shape or form Stephen's worst song, moral wise, I love it because it's something I can show someone else without them hearing "That's an ugly ass baby" or "Altar boy, oh altar boy!"...
OtakuEmma 1 year ago 3
@OtakuEmma Definitely not his worst song from a morality standpoint. If you want that, take your pick between fat cocklbockers, making fun of special olympians... oh wait, those don't even break the surface. His humor is through his ability to insult.
illinialex24 1 year ago
lo fing l
GameCenture2010 1 year ago
I carried a barbie backpack around before it was cool.
Collusion31 1 year ago
i LIKE IT lol
MichaelBubleLoverr 1 year ago
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man that guy is a werido!!!.......
m420j51 1 year ago
i agree, awesome weirdo though!
dragons2k100 1 year ago
well mr.wellwellwellwell1 .. i do not concur..
/starts argument
bhuntin7061 2 years ago
wtf is wrong wit being gay anyway
THEWICKERMAN196 2 years ago 2
Nothing. People just see it as different and are afraid of it. They don't like it because of that difference. And no. I'm not trying to start an argument.
Wellwellwellwell1 2 years ago
but but ): i wana argue <3
MrMayhem3k 2 years ago
WELL FINE! I'll argue! Happy? You just destroyed a little boy in Central China's dreams by arguing! Why can't you just leave him alone?!?!?!? *Parodying the emo chick who defended Britney*
Wellwellwellwell1 2 years ago
the emo chick is a dood :P
(chris crocker)
MrMayhem3k 2 years ago
Ah... Well that is unfortunate.
Wellwellwellwell1 2 years ago
Agreed :P
MrMayhem3k 2 years ago
it was a guy, actually XD
EChario 2 years ago
that was actually a dude lol
go2URroom 2 years ago
@Wellwellwellwell1 - actually he is a tranny :D
ioanarocv 1 year ago
lol whats real sad is i live in the town next to his and i saw him at taco bell he carries around a barbie backpack with him
shadowfox0900 1 year ago
ow my... how bloody gay is that?!
ioanarocv 1 year ago
im gay and i still call him a fag
shadowfox0900 1 year ago
that's funny
ioanarocv 1 year ago
You don't carry a barbie backpack?
Capnkeez 1 year ago
lol im not that gay to me thats pretty faggy
shadowfox0900 1 year ago
@shadowfox0900 That is fucking awesome. XD
QueenAnime99 1 year ago
wow he is so clever! love this song :)
lookoverthere101 2 years ago 5
OMG I SWEAR I'D TOUCH HIS PENIS!!!! HES SO GREAT
im a guy
Crazewhiteboy92 2 years ago 145
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then ur gay
gesswho2009 2 years ago
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why? he's not gay
canadianexile1 2 years ago
lol
scottyomac1 2 years ago
I rofled.
soldierfront03050 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 lol wtf
MrMayhem3k 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 you sure you don't mean i'm a gay?
J3rryVlieger 1 year ago 4
@Crazewhiteboy92 ummmm o..k
FathomLordKarathr 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 would you fondle his one nut? ...
I would
Im a guy 2
O.o
DawnsRage 1 year ago 2
@DawnsRage WTF is wrong with you
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 creepy
rikimaru88666 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 wht the hell r u talking about that is so gay
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
@batmanfan21000 Would you rather touch his or Bieber's....
iLikeRiceXD 1 year ago
@iLikeRiceXD neighther i am a homophobe
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
@batmanfan21000 homophobes tend to be in the closet gays
iLikeRiceXD 1 year ago
@iLikeRiceXD actually they are textbook closet gays who are afraid of their own sexuality. So not only are they closet homosexuals....... they are cowards too. Double Burn!!!
ResoluteFitness 1 year ago
@iLikeRiceXD sort of like you you realize we all aren't your parents we dont touch little boys
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
@batmanfan21000 ._. exactly what are you talking about? you've lost me
iLikeRiceXD 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 dont we all?
ProAtEverything123 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 r u gay or something
batmanfan21000 1 year ago
@Crazewhiteboy92
Despite my man-crush on him, I wouldn't... unless, of course, he had two broken arms and needed to write his name in the snow.
But I'd write my own.
malignor 1 year ago 3
@malignor All I have to say to that, sir, is lmfao.
TheLegalizeWeed 9 months ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 And he's prettier than you.
Killahnoobz 11 months ago 2
@Crazewhiteboy92 ooooooookaaaaayyyyyy ummmmmmmm whatever tickles your pickle
ryanpulliam1 9 months ago
@Crazewhiteboy92 He would most likely let you.
imhinatas 4 months ago 2
My GF loves this song. She says it reminder her of us!
therealhyperwire 2 years ago 9
"reminder her of us!" so she's prettier and more intelligent than you?
just kidding dude
joshgibson18 2 years ago 9
lol
atelophobia92 2 years ago
this is weird.
kaylasmithloveshim 2 years ago
Lol... awesome
therealhyperwire 2 years ago
hahhaah love it! some funny shit!
zacsaraember 2 years ago 3
"For you've got me and lucky you" lol
TheAnalTorpedo 2 years ago 7
I think this shit is enertaining!
fallcrysilk 2 years ago 5
seen him @ the hard rock live in orlando on 5/8/09 awesome very funny and good live worth evey penny..
2adam4peace 2 years ago 3
amazingist song ever and he is better in concert!!!!!
kiethgodfrey 2 years ago 5
lmao so great
ramsdude316 2 years ago 42