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  • Y would u put a banana on a cd. I know it works but its funny. Nice.

  • Does it matter if the banana has been up my GF's arse first?

  • yay u sucseded in fucking up my ssbmeelee :(

  • fake

  • banonna lol

  • not to be mean but he kind of sounds like a creepy pedofile.

  • @VannaCuppycake13 how is that not mean?

  • it's funny wen people fight on utube and I'm goin wit Chaanynne cause it ant dumb buyin a ps3 cause it mainly deals wit video and sound and the 360 mainly deals with game time and that's the only difference with each other and every thing else is about the same

  • tooth paste and baking soda worked for me

  • hand soap, vasiline, and glass cleaner it works trust me

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  • yea this doesnt work i tried this on my dragon ball z budokai tenkaichi 2 ps2 disc and it made the disc worse i ended up having to get a whole new disc from gamestop

  • using circular motion is the most amazing way to permanently fuck your dvd

  • it work's

  • does this really work?

  • It might make the scratches "vanish", but play the damned thing to prove it works.

  • wahahahahahaha

  • alright so now my cd smells like banana toothpaste. can i eat the buhnana?

  • alright so now my cd smells like banana toothpaste

  • me to

  • buh-nah-nah lmfao so badly

  • does it work

  • buh-nah-nah

  • @iBamxBeezy Can you seay banana? Buh-na-na

  • hey guys how bout using an old cd firts instead of ur damn good game CDs X_X

  • R you guys the fattys who keeps coming into my house and eating the banana before i can try that?

  • if this guy says banana wierd like this post

  • at 0:10 the disk or game he has is bottlegged lol

  • i eat banana sorry :(

  • i tried it and it woooooorked :D thanks :D

  • Ecuatorian bananas or Brazilean ones?

  • this is bullshit, but it does work with toothpaste

  • @v4lkyr

    No it doesn't. Toothpaste does NOT work. I did everything people told me to do. Get toothpaste with baking soda, rub from the center to the rim etc. it ADDED a whole new series of scratches. There are now OVER twice as many scratches on my disk thanks to the shitty toothpaste method.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    you're doing it wrong

  • @v4lkyr

    I have tried many other methods with toothpaste, it wasn't just that. Mind telling me what I'm doing wrong genius?

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    put some toothpaste on the cd (the shiny side), take a microfiber towel (not your dirty socks) and rub over the surface of the disc until it is evenly spread. You may add some more to cover the whole disc. Then, let it dry for a couple of minutes and wash off the toothpaste with water (no hot water) then dry it again with a clean towel.

  • @v4lkyr

    Nobody ever said that you needed a microbuffer and that kills the point of using toothpaste anyways.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    I didn't say microbuffer, I mean just a clean piece of cloth, preferably microfiber, so it doesn't add any scratches to the disc. And the toothpaste IS necessary because it serves as a kind of 'mild acid' here, good for polishing without damaging the disc at all. It's like using coke to clean chrome.

  • @v4lkyr

    That's what I did and it didn't work. I tried this multiple times, multiple different ways, with multiple different cloths and none of them worked. I got the same thing from everybody who has actually tried this and every expert has also said the same thing. It doesn't work.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    so there are cd-cleaning-experts out there?

  • @v4lkyr

    Yes, there are.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    I'm a puffy nipple expert then

  • @v4lkyr

    So the people who designed those CD buffing machines we see at Gamestop, Blockbuster, Gamecrazy, and Dimple Records aren't made by CD cleaning experts? Well, Gamecrazy has gone out of business and Blockbuster doesn't buff discs anymore from what I know of, but still, you get the picture. The people who come up with machines and methods that actually work are CD experts, that's an irrefutable fact.

  • @Fluffypopcicle

    no cd cleaning experts

  • @v4lkyr

    You're retarded.

  • At 1:18 He Changed From Slide And Changed The CD..

  • @jeremyboy222 thats true

  • Does this work with a blu-ray disc

  • i ate my banna

  • wow

    

  • u know its funny how u guys dont know how to read.the guy did not say it was going to work .and it hides the scratches, not remove.

  • u know its funny how u guys dont know how to read.the guy did not say it was going to work .and it hides the scratches not removes

  • i like banonas!

  • @gamer1234ish no cookie for you you didnt spell right

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  • how about you go to your nearest auto body shop the one that works on HIGH END CARS and ask one of the dudes there if they can give you a lil bit of their

    3M POLISHING COMPOUND and some non abrasive wax , use very soft cotton only the softer the better

    DO NOT USE A PAPER TOWEL it WILL FUCK THE DISC UP EVEN MORE

  • you have to be dumb as a doorknob to think that shit works

    most of these items used are TOO GODDAMN ABRASIVE

    toothpaste does not work , baking soda does not work and will make it worst , peanut butter does not work ,banana does not work , window cleaner only makes the disc shiny as glass and using paper towels also make more scratches , try wiping your ass with a piece of paper towel ,its a rough as sandpaper ,

  • Made it worse by making the disk not shiny but dull!

  • @CGandjboyProductions Ever heard of water? and washing it off? try it sometime

  • @iDozeRS yes I have, its what everyone does after fucking your mom. Idiot, of course I fucking wash the fucking disk.

  • wat a freak. how can a banana clean a dvd?

  • My MONKEY GONNA BE PIZZED!...NO MO BONNONA!

  • It works with sperm too...

  • Lol...banaanaa

  • well atleast its not toothpaste

  • Yum bonona

  • it took me a few mins to get all the bananaer off

  • @xxxsouleaterx did it actually work though?

  • fuck.. i just ate my last banana

  • u made me waste a tastey banana

  • THIS DOES NOT FREAKING WORK!! DON'T WASTE YOUR BANANAS!

  • i have no idea why they put this on youtube.

  • @TheRockinglv12 I have no idea why you watch it then.

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  • OMG I DID THIS AND NOW WHEN I PUT MY CD IN MY PS3 IT SAYS : CALL OF BANANA BLACK OPS

  • @CHAAYNNEE i would have said Call of Banana : Black Peel

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  • @iBamxBeezy

    Sounds a lot like a porn flick

  • @CHAAYNNEE that's a joke i hope because that's creapy awesome

  • @CHAAYNNEE seriosly does it work

  • @CHAAYNNEE first off it's not a cd idiot but i guess you have to be an idiot anyways to buy a ps3

  • @TheChickenrun3

    u nigga need to shut up you h8er , i dont care if its a cd or a dvd , u nigga need to get a life man and put ur comments in yo ass dickhead

  • @CHAAYNNEE i feel sorry for you for because your parents dropped you on your head, you can't speak correctly you are being racist calling me a nigger and you obviously have no life. Oh, not to mention oubviously color blind. who am i kidding? why the fuck should i apologize to you? your just some retarded ass with horrible parents who lives in a gay asslicking community

  • @TheChickenrun3

    hahahahaahah r u mad? u just need to shut up and dont be a h8er man, INTERNET GANGSTA

  • @CHAAYNNEE Internet gangster? More like white trash in a trailer park sitting there jacking off to some guy removing scratches from a DVD.

  • @TheChickenrun3

    GAL ;-)

  • @TheChickenrun3 STFU

  • @TheChickeneer was i talking to you? no i wan't. grow up. go jack off to your fucking queer ass ps3

  • @TheChickenrun3 Lol I was really angry at somthin ellse when I posted this comment. :P

    By the way I have a ps1. ps3' are for spoild kids in my opinion. And I am grown up silly.

  • Well i would try this but considering i dont have a banana. ~calls mom~ MOM! bring me to the store i need a banana! :D ~mom~ What? why the hell do you need a banana?

    Mom thats my business, now shut up and drive :D

  • hey thats a dirty banana you know?

  • i did this and then put the cd  in my rom, the rom just went bananas

  • it depends what player your using, rubbing banana implants all the scratches with a clear wax, the bannana skin actually does a better job, the window cleaner polymerises it and it bonds to the plastic of the cd, although it does not always play as the new polmer has a different refraction index so if your disk player works by reading from a laser which operates at a slight gradient, the light will refract completely different resulting in invalid data

  • Wanna know how to tell if it's fake? Get your own cd and try it for fucks sake! Try it on an old music disk. LOL

  • It worked for my l4D game but it didn't work for my mw2. I think it was because i used I diff cloth for both

  • too bad i dont have a banana

  • @utoobathon Your a girl!?

  • WHEN I DID THIS.... THEN I PUT THE CD IN MY PC IT CALLED NEED FOR BANANA:SHIFT 2 UNLEASHED....

  • @MsSerabai ur really gay dude

  • WHEN I DID THIS.... WHEN I PUT THE CD IN MY PC IT CALLED NEED FOR BANANA:SHIFT 2 UNLEASHED....

  • If you overcome the habit of using the slash ("/") as a mark of punctuation, many wonderful things will come to you naturally, without your having to learn them.

  • Thumbs up if every game people get scratched the most is Black Ops

  • @kristian4587pwn i feel bad for u

  • @datwhatshesaid1 yes i swear its works

  • dont work for me..

  • @kristian4587pwn really!!!!  that true ?

  • its really work thx man <3

  • @auto84820 does it really work cleaning a cd with a banana

  • Wow i did this and put it in my ps3 and it gave me firmware<3

  • I doubt if this CD now works....

  • Okay i tried it and guess what. It doesnt work. My sister's game just got worst. Thank's to this video. What a waist of time.

  • OH MY GODDDD GUYS Try THIS If YOU TAKE YOUR Mw2 Disk and clean it with a banana It GIVES YOU A SECRET BANANA Emblem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @traxmachinedj mortal wombat?

  • Speaking of monkeys, this teck na que only worked on my Best of the Monkees c.d and King Kong d,v,d,......gonna try an apple on my Married With Children d.v.d...a watermelon works great dropped from the roof if you find your live-in brother-in-law mooching your last beer....a 90 m.ph. orange on people in cars playing loud music driving your street at 3 a.m. ..a peach, oh, thats just NASTY ; )

  • Only a monkey would try that

    Jk

  • Works even better with cum 8==>~

    

  • guy below me as anal demonstrative williwaw perspicacious farrago

    tourette's

  • Cock of duty modern fuckfare 2.

  • I did that and now i have Grand Threft Auto: San Andreas Bananas

  • Really work im with a black ops here and need to clean the dvd

  • looks like you switched disks to a clean one. FAILURE

  • @mxrida97 :D

  • FAG= FAKE AND GAY

  • a banahna

  • but no body ever puts the cd in the fucking dvd player or game system FUCK

  • your a retard it doesn't work

  • Thumps Up if you ate the banana.

  • my PS3 say now Midnightclub Banana

  • @MrGrove4l woahhh, that was really funny

  • Banawnaw

  • OMG MY LITTLE 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN WANTED ME TO FIX HER BARBY DISK THEN I USED A BANANNA TO RUB THE DISK WITH THEN I PUT IT IN THE DVD -PLAYER THEN THE BARBIE CHARICTERS WERE BANANNAS WEARING DRESSES IT WAS WIERD O.O

  • @lyingcupcake what the hell htat was probally funny

  • @disRdat22 hahahahahahaha i lold so hard at your comment

  • @disRdat22 Wow... you realize his mom is 90 years old, right? Desperate much?

  • totally fake i did this to nhl 09 for my ps2 and it just got worse rename this video to "How To Scratch The Hell Out Of Your Disc".

  • after I cleaned my cd with a banana, my cd plays" "I'm going bananas"

  • ATTENTION::: i just did this and it DOES NOT work! tho it makes an awesome rainbow in the light

  • marioSUPER IS FUCKING FAKE YOU ARE GOOD THIS GUY IS FUCKING PORN WTF IS FAKE!!!!

  • I'm eating a banana right now looking for ways to fix my smokin aces dvd. How ironic. 

  • mabe the ptassium in the bannana will fix the scratches or something

  • FAKE!!!!

  • CALL OF BANANNA: BLACK COCKS

  • to all the skeptical people: why would he lie switching the cds? it's not like he is sealing the kit

  • I scratched up my Black Ops like a retarted retard. So im going to try this :)

  • @HappyMealCollecter DID iT WORK??

  • omg its not fake. he cut it so we wouldn't have to watch him rub the disk for 2 minutes

  • cut seen its fake look at 1:18 - 1:21

  • @azarooni

    i agree, he like switch the cd

  • @azarooni no he cut the video to pass the time he said it take a few mins to wipe it off then showed the clip of when he was done.

  • baaaaanana hahahah u say that funny

  • dude will u compensate anyone if it doesn't?

  • THIS DOES NOT WORK AT ALL!!!

  • u wanker fucking prick lick!

  • Didn't your mama tell you not to play with bannanas

  • @234Leo2341 ha ha ha ha

  • he used the bannana for the wrong thing and also does a banana work for more than cleaning discs like cleaning super dirty like a dvd.wat on earth were u thinking

  • There's a cut scene between 1:19 1:21

  • Great Advice Thanks

  • your a fag stop swiching the disk u just put 70 booz on it and it will work yull still have skrachs but it works

  • @cooper1437 The above applies to you as well!

  • Check at 1:04 and 1:20

  • He's fucking switching the disks that's why it's skipping

  • @nike857538 Yeah he trimmed it down otherwise the video would have gone for 2mins + 2mins + 2mins = at least six mins, i'm sure he could post the whole video but it would be as boring as fuck!

    Just try it or fuck off, nobody gives a fuck what you do!

  • so uh umm will it help my fav old game?.....i mean it has tons of scratches..........i have a younger brother.............yeah......­..but really does it work? if it does i will have no more scratches on ze game! uh should i try it?.......

  • that can work with a dvd

  • guess who's buying a banana?

  • @MyCashmoney12 not u 

  • @waki1996 no me i see u cant take a sorry koke lol

  • just get a skip doctore its 19.99 for a manual one or if u want to spend another $20 dollors u can get an eletric one u can pick them up at a best buy or at digitalinnovations,com