If you are wondering why the button is missing, it's probably because you are not using google.com. Go to your google homepage and press go to google.com in the bottom right corner. That should fix all your problems
3 men were on their laptops when God said to them:
"Google search whatever you want you will become it."
The 3 men decided to use the voice search. The first man accidently click the "im feeling lucky" and he said The richest man in the world, so he turned into Bill Gates.
The secnd man said a beaver, but his computer thought he said Beiber and turned into Justin Beiber.
This is really great. Any chance of starting voice search with a voice command instead of having to click on the Mic button? That would make google entirely hands free................ Yay
I like typing. I don't want the whole world knowing what I'm doing plus I feel like I can type faster than press a button, wait for it to tell me to speak, then say what I need to say.
This thing works so nice! I love to see this voice recognition technology that Google has been nurturing, finally make it out of the labs and in to the Google mainstream! The only problem is that when I combine my naturally fast typing speed with the new Google Instant feature turned on, it feels like nothing is going to fetch my intended results any quicker than that!
What I'd really like to see is this voice feature used to navigate around the page or accept "commands" of some sort....ya know?
why does Youtube post full names of people without there permission and when flagging them they seem to create a new search link instead of deleting it....i've seen nice peoples names defamed by this site so becarefull check your own name on google search link it might be used on youtube and if it is they will never take it down !!!
YOUTUBE SHOULD DEFINATLY HAVE THIS OPTION AS WELL, YOUTUBE U SHOULD PUT UP ONE THESE VOICE APPS IN UR SEARCH BAR, WILL MAKE IT MORE USEFULL FOR PEOPLE THEN TEXT SEARCHING VEDIOS
@shadyeminemx Look it up How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey is actually a very cool video. Monkeys don't use the stem of the banana because it's easier to open it from the other side.
Very neat but not practical... especially when they suggest that you could use it any time your hands might be full. So you speak your search into Google, but then what? Can you also tell it which page to go to, and then have it read out loud how to make eggs sunny side up?
Of course the first thing people are gonna search for when they're alone and nobody can hear them is porn. More like nuisance if you ask me. Imagine yelling at your Computer your depraved fetish instead of searching for it in quiet shame.
REAL Voice Search Corruptions Me: Hello Computer: Send Note Me: Huh? Computer: Hello Me: I just said that earlier Computer: I said earlier Me: You said err typed Send Note Computer: You said fast I said both Me: Wahh!! Mutant! Computer: Flags New Jersey Me: Whateve- What did you say?! Computer: I wonder what is this Me: Don't dodge the question! Computer: So what does the USA Me: Wahhh! This laptop's crazy! Computer: Yeah he's not afraid to me Me: *Deletes Chrome* This is crazy *Sleeps*
I was testing the voice search and searched How to peel a banana like a monkey and the result was How to heal a jammed finger death punch update Lol and I was like O.o The Hell?!
Yep, as soon I saw this add on the search bar and the link to the video, I asked myself, "Gee, I wonder what kind of porn jokes the community of youtube would make?"
Google, Why can't I see the microphone on my Google Search Bar? I went to Google on my Google Chrome Browser, and I don't See A Microphone. Seems like many other people have this exact problem! Help me please.
@FunGurl423 Ha are you gonna be okay? My computer isn't a mac like yours so i've been able use Google Speech from the get-go. I have my hands full so often..i'm a professional juggler fo sho.
Google can't even get the "CC" (closed captioning) to work in youtube videos. What the hell makes them think this is going to work? Please say your search inquiry: Man Vs Wild Bear Grill. Google: You said; Girls gone wild bare girls.......
GAVE ME A VIRUS
thinlizzy369 5 days ago
Работает и на Самсунг GT-I5800 на славянских языках!
Супер:-D
Спасибо Гугл!
slawjah 1 month ago
doesnt work for other accents, fuck.
StasCherry92 1 month ago
You have to download an extention for google chrome called 'voice search' wich u can find in the chrome web store hope it helped
09lolzzfly 1 month ago
This is fun.
kuledinho 1 month ago
Me:Fuck you google
Google:Thank you
Me:HAHAHA
Google:poke poke poke
XD
BlackJacke1 1 month ago
Me:Hello
Google:Hello
Me:How are you today?
Google:Porn
WTF! THAT WAS SO RANDOM XD AND IT REALY HAPPEND
BlackJacke1 1 month ago
My google doesn't have that buttton !!
sk8tboarderY 1 month ago
@sk8tboarderY click on the go to google.com link at the bottom right of the google page
vancejones88 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you are wondering why the button is missing, it's probably because you are not using google.com. Go to your google homepage and press go to google.com in the bottom right corner. That should fix all your problems
eplete 2 months ago
you can't have safari
Google Chrome works best (duh, GOOGLE Chrome)
icevin44 2 months ago
i don't have it in bulgaria
msthetnt 3 months ago
ㅎ나국어
NEWSPPB1 3 months ago
me - Hello google
google - Hello google
me - how are you?
google - how are you?
me - fine thank you
google - f**k you
me - fuck you google
google - okies
WTF
adambarker96 4 months ago 11
It won't work unless you pronounce the word correctly and clearly, obviously.
TeganandSaralvr 4 months ago
Its not work in firefox
RedGameBox 4 months ago
I searched "singapore to new york" and it came up with "free porn new york"
CWINDOWSsystem32 5 months ago 2
@CWINDOWSsystem32 mine came up with ingeborg new york
iampokemonnumber1fan 3 months ago
I have tried using this so many times and not once did it recognise what I was saying.
ComingWithTheClouds 5 months ago
I got a random number....555,004
almost 555,005
bellacorn 5 months ago
I tried it and it thought that i said something really really really bad... :/
unpredictablepeeps1 5 months ago
@unpredictablepeeps1 it can't be that bad, what was it.
NoNiceNamesLeft 3 months ago
@NoNiceNamesLeft It said "Beat the shit out of God" Lmao
unpredictablepeeps1 3 months ago
when i moaned it Searched boobs Wdf
Dungeonboytellem 5 months ago
Gotta love the comments
RenataWanderleyy 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Google
LOL
RenataWanderleyy 5 months ago in playlist More videos from Google
thumbs up if you searched How to Peel a Banana Like a Monkey
vitaminfr5 5 months ago in playlist Videos from Google
3 men were on their laptops when God said to them:
"Google search whatever you want you will become it."
The 3 men decided to use the voice search. The first man accidently click the "im feeling lucky" and he said The richest man in the world, so he turned into Bill Gates.
The secnd man said a beaver, but his computer thought he said Beiber and turned into Justin Beiber.
The third man saw JB and said "Oh Shit...."
iloveJapanese1 5 months ago
thumbs up if u tried this
MrMagic785 5 months ago
reminds me of the smosh bit where the dude walks up to google and asks him to search a toater, and man that was so funny
SongStrukkk 5 months ago
Had an extension that did this for ages, glad it's built in now :)
sausagesnail 5 months ago
and also i said "lets pee(lol)" and it came up with "d sexy"
Nodog438 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
what the...i spoke noobish and it said "I want to f*** a duck"
Nodog438 6 months ago
This is really great. Any chance of starting voice search with a voice command instead of having to click on the Mic button? That would make google entirely hands free................ Yay
CoolSpike139 6 months ago
Love it !
Thanks for sharing the new video
John Denner
johndenner 6 months ago
"Singapur to New York" -Swim In Kayak by the Pacific Ocean
Jdmunacr 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Tricky, but i finally managed to masturbate to this video
thebayareapimp 6 months ago
needs hotkey
frvfilms 6 months ago
wooooooooooooooooooow ... that's cooool ... i like it ...
ADMIRAL2012 7 months ago
Anyone know the bg music!?!?!
lordsonkit 7 months ago
I'm pretty sure we can all agree that there is really no reason to Google images of "eggs sunny side-up."
joshbellis2 7 months ago
Google you should make a speech to text application, This speech recognition on my pc hates me, your is sooo much better.
loper324 7 months ago
PM me for Google+ invite.
leilamelgratti 7 months ago
I like typing. I don't want the whole world knowing what I'm doing plus I feel like I can type faster than press a button, wait for it to tell me to speak, then say what I need to say.
gaspandsaywhat 7 months ago
Its fun when your drunk then later look up your history!
antimatter9999 7 months ago
@antimatter9999 or high
moneyquickeasy 7 months ago
I Am Too Lazy To Talk To My Computer.
Chriz7164 7 months ago
My google doesn't have that button.
djagoegei18 7 months ago 20
@djagoegei18 You have to have the google chrome 11 browser
Seanze329 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@Seanze329 Chrome 12 is my default browser, but in Google.bg there isn't such a button. There's one in Google.com. Stupid.
djagoegei18 7 months ago
@Seanze329 - I'll wait a month or until there is a hack for IE or plugin for FireFox.
nyhtml 6 months ago
@djagoegei18 YOU NEED CHROME!
ICastIFunny 5 months ago
@djagoegei18 how about installing the chrome extension?
Messjohnsen 4 months ago
@djagoegei18
Do you have Chrome?
CWINDOWSsystem32 3 months ago
@djagoegei18 chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/hhfkcobomkalfdlmkongnhnhahkmnaad download it and done
omardude9 3 months ago
@djagoegei18 Works only in USA
MrCloudany 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@djagoegei18 you have to use Google Chrome
KhyronDesintegrado 2 months ago
@djagoegei18 use chrome
Ashfaqlive 1 week ago
Google + vs. Facebook reviews at
webfuzonDOTnet
mangoman059 7 months ago
que cagadaa!!! no hay en castellano ni en guaraní! huahuahuah japiro!!!
Mshijodedios 7 months ago
@earthboundfreak64 Oh ok.
Anthony1989C 7 months ago
Motherfuckers. If I cuss it censors the word and gives me fucked up results. Fucking fucked up bullshit, like a dick in a pussy's asshole
isubscribeeveryone2 7 months ago
Finally. It's now built in the SD website.
Google.com :) (only works for chrome users)
RSpyman 7 months ago
This thing works so nice! I love to see this voice recognition technology that Google has been nurturing, finally make it out of the labs and in to the Google mainstream! The only problem is that when I combine my naturally fast typing speed with the new Google Instant feature turned on, it feels like nothing is going to fetch my intended results any quicker than that!
What I'd really like to see is this voice feature used to navigate around the page or accept "commands" of some sort....ya know?
GBlunted 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why does Youtube post full names of people without there permission and when flagging them they seem to create a new search link instead of deleting it....i've seen nice peoples names defamed by this site so becarefull check your own name on google search link it might be used on youtube and if it is they will never take it down !!!
deanmattt 7 months ago
OMG I LOVE THIS !!! ITS WORKING OUT FOR ME !!! ITS THE BEST THING EVER !!
NickiTheNinja98 8 months ago
I can't use it ! When I speak it doesn't work. Google, please fix this holy crap !
nerdhead1996 8 months ago
I DONT SEE THE MICROPHONE BUTTON WTHH!!!
N3wbyB3wby 8 months ago
@N3wbyB3wby neither!
Boi1o1 8 months ago
@N3wbyB3wby same here
theofficejr 8 months ago
@N3wbyB3wby ur using chrome right?
pspwinner 7 months ago
@pspwinner yea
N3wbyB3wby 7 months ago
PAHAHAA I LOVE THIS.
aiG0oChamNa 8 months ago
This made Chrome freeze up for me a handful of times when I first used it, but the recognition was very spot-on.
sSelecting 8 months ago
It doesn't help if you don't speak english!
MRevolution44 8 months ago
This will make you feel bad about searching for types of porn.
tvekelectric 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
nice nice
check out my channel
AlecReviews 8 months ago
It is not showing me the result for Ferrari.
OnlineMarketing20 8 months ago
0:20 cute voice
BOY20548 8 months ago
Only for chrome? SMD -.-
keits96 8 months ago
Wow, the voice search is great.
compassvanlines 8 months ago
FIX THE CLICK BOMBING ISSUE PLEASE
HistoryTours 8 months ago
hey google i think it would be a great idea if you make a voice search button right next to the home button for google chrome.
DownhillDestination 8 months ago
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AlbanerMK 8 months ago
As with every other country, America has a dozen regional accents. I doubt this will work for everyone. Making progress though.
Katfellow 8 months ago
What if your computer doesn't have a microphone?
IcarusTouma 8 months ago
@IcarusTouma then i suppose your assed out like a thong.. lol at this question
NewEraWebDesign 8 months ago
@NewEraWebDesign LOL people are so easy to troll, hihihi :D
IcarusTouma 8 months ago
Singapore to New York!
gck86 8 months ago
there is something wrong in this i try to say diego alberto milito and google said : diego are dead to me youtube
superracan 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Hot lesbian orgies part 5"
Tim3492 8 months ago 97
This has been flagged as spam show
@Tim3492 where you see that at?
duckiieeeee 5 months ago
doesnt work for igoogle
carbonunit 8 months ago
google fail
papadsain 8 months ago
Well my accent is diferent to any of the native english speaking nations wil it work for me too? xD
Screwdriver1991 8 months ago
me: xkcd comics
google: sextv com
me: sony ericsson w 8 10
google: thank you for food
me: how to peel banana like monkey
google: how to dinner with mom
wait, what?
najodleglejszy 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i don't have that button on Google.com
julle1733 8 months ago
just love the google ads...so creative xDD
LayzeeGodzilla 8 months ago
why doesnt it work for me? I have Chrome and a mic working :O
koalabear2 8 months ago
THAT APP IS OLD!!! I YOUS HAVE!!!!
MrWillydiaz761 8 months ago
i said gay it showed justin bieber, i said lesbian it showed justin biebier, i farted it showed justin bieber, i said dog it showed kisha...lol
TheBlackEagle95 8 months ago 10
@TheBlackEagle95 Cool story bro. I lol'd.
Aflay1 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
not good enough more upgrade plz...
KevinJones09 8 months ago
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VladyR10 8 months ago
i dont have that function. why ?
giga150 8 months ago
18 People using Bing.
jacobbubble2 8 months ago
18 DISLIKES THEY MUST BE FROM MICROSOFT OR APPLE
madkappa1 8 months ago
When I said "MacEwan" the search result was "f*** you". Is this a joke? I posted a screenshot on Facebook.
macewan 8 months ago
WTF, when I say "fuck" it shows the result as "f**k"
stupid american censorship bullshit
Slacktoo 8 months ago 2
what can't Google do these days?
The0netheOnly 8 months ago
Neat background music!
BX5BT 8 months ago
does it recognize black people?
yscreth55 8 months ago
That sounds like the terraria soundtrack
paulramones9 8 months ago
thumbs up if u still use firefox instead of chrome despite the new "voice searching"
joker784133 8 months ago
YOUTUBE SHOULD DEFINATLY HAVE THIS OPTION AS WELL, YOUTUBE U SHOULD PUT UP ONE THESE VOICE APPS IN UR SEARCH BAR, WILL MAKE IT MORE USEFULL FOR PEOPLE THEN TEXT SEARCHING VEDIOS
ali79711 8 months ago
somehow if you aint american this shit doesn't recognize your ass lol...and seriously, how to peel a banana like a monkey?
shadyeminemx 8 months ago 76
@shadyeminemx no i actually searched. "can i get a job" lol in a mexican accent like saying job as yob and can as kin and it actually recognized it
Android80631 8 months ago
@shadyeminemx It does on the phone.. cause you can change it in the settings...
jacobbubble2 7 months ago
@shadyeminemx Look it up How To Peel A Banana Like A Monkey is actually a very cool video. Monkeys don't use the stem of the banana because it's easier to open it from the other side.
batistaker123 7 months ago
@shadyeminemx I am american, and those are weird searches.
MrJake0620 6 months ago
@shadyeminemx "How to Peel a Banana Like a Monkey is actually a very interesting video, not something random put up by google. Youtube it.
5Hendrix5 6 months ago
@shadyeminemx Turn it upside down, and peel it like you would naturally.
oNEoJoKeR 5 months ago
It seems easier just to type.
MrBenlally 8 months ago
i want to speak whatever i want the hell out of it
residentevil808 8 months ago
17 people use I.E.
greatestkiller13 8 months ago
when i said how to peel a banana like a monkey. it said "how to 01on a banana like a monkey" i said, is that why they are yellow?
coolguy123278 8 months ago
i looked up somthing with it and this came up "how to kick the leader damn" im like -_-
coolguy123278 8 months ago
Very neat but not practical... especially when they suggest that you could use it any time your hands might be full. So you speak your search into Google, but then what? Can you also tell it which page to go to, and then have it read out loud how to make eggs sunny side up?
10forRP 8 months ago
@10forRP type voice on the start menu and do the chance text to speech settings
kota98hix 8 months ago
i siad how to peal a banana like a monkey in an italian voice and i got, Penis. im like -_- d**
coolguy123278 8 months ago
Not good enough for me to download chrome.
farcastk0 8 months ago
It does't work me.
juliansung 8 months ago
Of course the first thing people are gonna search for when they're alone and nobody can hear them is porn. More like nuisance if you ask me. Imagine yelling at your Computer your depraved fetish instead of searching for it in quiet shame.
i0npath 8 months ago 2
Eat my fat cock...
google voice searches
aight moffat com
MjoelH 8 months ago
How to Peel a Banana like a Monkey?????
JerkTutorials 8 months ago
Numbskull48 8 months ago
A voice record of you for eternity.
fdh2006 8 months ago
I was testing the voice search and searched How to peel a banana like a monkey and the result was How to heal a jammed finger death punch update Lol and I was like O.o The Hell?!
Numbskull48 8 months ago
Yep, as soon I saw this add on the search bar and the link to the video, I asked myself, "Gee, I wonder what kind of porn jokes the community of youtube would make?"
I rest my case.
icefiredarksector748 8 months ago
shit , it's really FUN :p
Ibda3TV 8 months ago 2
how is working this ???
zoki007zoki 8 months ago
GUYS YOU NEED GOOGLE CHROME TO USE THIS!
BinkowStudios 8 months ago
use with caution..."BIG TITS"..."what was that honey?" *pokerface*
dumapies 8 months ago
Google, Why can't I see the microphone on my Google Search Bar? I went to Google on my Google Chrome Browser, and I don't See A Microphone. Seems like many other people have this exact problem! Help me please.
FunGurl423 8 months ago
@FunGurl423 Ha are you gonna be okay? My computer isn't a mac like yours so i've been able use Google Speech from the get-go. I have my hands full so often..i'm a professional juggler fo sho.
AUTSOLAUT 8 months ago
@AUTSOLAUT It's not a Mac! It works now, one day it just popped up out of no where!
FunGurl423 6 months ago
seem to work well for me. i have poor spelling skill and this make it so much better and faster.
rwmtiger 8 months ago
@rwmtiger thats cuz ur a dumb retard and cant spell 4 ur life
marvelfigures3 8 months ago
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rwmtiger 8 months ago
@marvelfigures3 i dare not even call that stunt 'intentionally being an obvious troll'
how shameful
ebfjzfiibg 8 months ago
I'd rather type in the thing im searching instead of scream at my PC ...
MultiSheepsheep 8 months ago 2
@MultiSheepsheep Your PC or your computer? c'mon.
AUTSOLAUT 8 months ago
@AUTSOLAUT same thing ...
MultiSheepsheep 8 months ago
It's great evolution, but apparently, Google can't tell my voice very well.
Celesta1007 8 months ago
Спасибо что вы есть!
maxivk90 8 months ago
Google can't even get the "CC" (closed captioning) to work in youtube videos. What the hell makes them think this is going to work? Please say your search inquiry: Man Vs Wild Bear Grill. Google: You said; Girls gone wild bare girls.......
KD8NCL 8 months ago
where is the mic? i dont see it on mine.
krazyaboutdogs 8 months ago
it works
dirtbikerdann 8 months ago
Umm....
How to peal a banana like a monky?
RLY?
Benzor1001 8 months ago
Why only in Google Chrome!!!!
00100
vbs221 8 months ago
WTF?! I said Singapore to New York and it translated "Kung fu" ! This option sucks!
Dreyyyan 8 months ago
SIMPLY WONDERFUL!!!
barbarathaisa25 8 months ago
I don't have the microphone to click on. Any ideas on how to get it to come up?
beagleboy52695 8 months ago
@earthboundfreak64 I had no problem saying that. You problem just made it up for a laugh which it was funny. ;)
Anthony1989C 8 months ago
im having such a fun time using this
oCholox 8 months ago
HEAR THAT xax :D:D
Liglickaaa 8 months ago
Google Voice on PC.... for idiots that can't use a keyboard 2 inches in front of them.
Slacktoo 8 months ago
@Slacktoo No need to call people idiots.
Anthony1989C 8 months ago
Lol read this:
When i pressed the mic and said "Sony sucks"(i was just joking around),
You know what the search came out?..
F with 3 stars!!!
SuperNintendoJulian 8 months ago
ITS AWSOME
SuperNintendoJulian 8 months ago
This will be FUN :D
paulkn6 8 months ago
it is good for the handicapped but it doesn't work 100%
I said "Translate" and it surf to "hotmail" LOL
RamKeepRock 8 months ago
Call me when it works on firefox.
DavisonInc 8 months ago 3
@DavisonInc
i hear that:D
arthurdragon17 8 months ago
Google is so rich I could eat a falcon punch.
DIGAUbrawl 8 months ago