Portal Cake- Still Alive

[XtremeTerminator4]

Hey where's dat chocolate cake?? 4x asked

Illegalprogram:Do U mean this chocolate cake?

[TruthfulCake]

meanwhile at valve...

[stackman1525]

WHERES THE FISH SHAPED DIRT

[BanditOfBandwidth]

It looks delicious and moist

[horsiegal13]

wow

[ml1081801]

I see no sediment shaped sediment

[isaklovetilda]

DAT CANDLE

[INCiT3FUL]

that cake looks like shit.

[meganseavey]

i made a better one for my birthday

[Mrdarkwolf57]

Très bien réalisé dommage qu'il soient arrondi au lieu d'etre plat

[MsAnimechik]

that looks amazing!!



[UmiMontagari]

i am gonna amke the portal cake for my brother.....=3 cake is a lie as they say!

[Nightcloud9]

Yumm.

[LGQ3]

lol a scented candle in the middle

[avenger813]

looks like a pile of mud

[yogscastfan1]

Ps that is a huge muther hukin candle!

[yogscastfan1]

You need a tip or 10 about cakes from my friend. She made a awesome portal cake 4 her birthday. ( I was afriad to eat it )

Btw no hate, but the cake looks like poo. N. O.

[TheMattMan2012]

Only 2 complaints:

1. The candle is like a birthday candle and white, not a red scented candle.

2. The frosting should be a little darker brown.

Other than that, NICE JOB!! :) :D :} :]

[jcriptobeta]

is that a non cake candle if so then ill get my trollthrower XD

[thegrief13]

hmmm, decent. i will admit there have been better. then again, this isnt a black forest cake [the kind of cake the portal cake is] so that would explain it.

[lx2005Zander]

THAT IS A HUGE FUCKIN CANDLE

[MrCcake]

@lx2005Zander Its a real candle

[lx2005Zander]

@MrCcake I KNOW ITS REAL BUT NEVER SEEN A CAKE HAVING A HUGE ASS CANDLE LIKE THIS

[SpiderMan77891]

whats with then big ass candle

[andy147LarisakoSs]

hahahahah goood!!!!

[MrGamerdisease]

i bet the candle isn't suppose to smell like autumn morning

[beer7786]

the cake looks like someone craped it out

[MegaWaffleOfDoom]

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.

One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.

3/4 cup vegetable oil.

Four large eggs.

One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.

3/4 cups butter or margarine.

1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.

Two cups all purpose flower.

The rest so sick.

[usernamestelpe]

who put a horse shit on the table!!!!! hahahah just kiding XD

[OMJosef1996]

lol is that a scented candle?

[TheMarblegirl101]

lol i made one of these cakes but ours was rectangular because we only had 1 circular cake pan

[BryceFilmz]

Jokes are jokes,but seriously,the whole "Wheres bla bla bla?" is kind of annoying.

[nachopickles]

thats a fail

[hyhih0]

that candle is HUGE..

[CharmCaster1234]

I thought the cake was a lie? Is this cake not a cake? OMG! Its a ninja fire turret in disguise isn't it!

[CptAlchovegetable]

You make the title sounds like the cake is the artist and it's singing

[nachopickles]

that is the crappiest cake ive ever seen

[paddys1888]

hahaha tune



[roxy2190]

its missing fish shaped crackers.....

[Nicholasw991]

That looks like something I shit out

[premadonna17]

That cake looks fucking nasteh.

[ausauspatpat]

you used fish shaped dirt right? o.o

[pleasedontkillkenny]

WERE IS THE SHIT THAT WILL KILL U LIKE RHUBARB ON FIRE OR DEEPLY PENNITRATING AGENT.................FUCK THAT SHIT IM EATIN THAT CAkE

[TheSniperKiro]

im sorrybecause i kill it ... he was murder me but i wasent know the cake isn't a lie

[slightlydrybeans]

this amazing.

[gaap2000]

its still the same... never mind its been mutated

[MultiAnonymousdude]

how does i make it?!

[Coolio2039]

I hope it tastes good, because I almost fucked myself in a fire for it.

[AudunBarsk]

from "Portals"

[thesporeshow]

Lulz. Candle FAIL!

great job on the cake, though :3

[sunmist555]

Wheres the Rhubarbs? How about the deep penetration agents used to preserve putrid bodies? Wheres the needle injectors? I don't even see sediment shaped sediment and fish shaped crackers, and fish shaped solid waste? Not sure if it would be very delicious and moist if you added that, though.

[payback1237]

lol " you keep on trying till you run out of cake!" lolerz

[Habbofanful]

This Is The Cake in Portal 2 xDD

[OMFGowned1234]

thats 1 shit cake

[thenight3d]

mmmm cake and needels,dirt ,fish,candy,esc

[nesso10]

the song is just so kute it not the text it is the voice

[marsling12]

Success! Delciously moist!  Twas nota Lie!

[jayheich]

you forgot coconuts and fish shaped shit

[bradtad93]

no fiber glass?



[daandebest96]

the cake is a lie, it doesnt look like this!

[VinnyTheRuler]

Rubarb On Fire, Fish Head Shaped Crakers, Fish Head Shaped Rubarb, And Fish Head Shaped Fish Heads ARE MISSING!

[allen7081]

it isnt the portal cake no offence! see, it doest have the correct shape and candke.

[killerwhale12120808]

I DONT SEE SEDIMENT SHAPED SEDIMENT!!!!!

[picklesandgravy1]

that cake reminds me of 2 girls one cup...

[EpicBagel98]

Looks like shit with frosting and a big ass candle in it. : /

[Mikeknight2]

The cake is a lie GlaDos? Really? THEN WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S RIGHT! CAKE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA >:D

[LHunterO78]

The cake is a lie, that thing is a turd

[fredisawsome12345678]

WHAT THE FUCK? why the HELL SHUCH A MOTHERFUCKING BIG CANDLE? ITS GONNA BE POISENED!

[Tayekko]

THAT CAKE IS A LIE ~! D<

[ClearAki]

"the cake is not a lie"-WoW

[MrFoSizzle]

FUH fuh FUH FAIL!

[Skinnydevil1995]

i don't see no rhubarb! -noes-

[vincentor0]

"One bag of Cake Mix"

Wrong.

PANCAKE MIX! YOU AIN'T GOT IT

[98songremixer]

:O nice but no fire on candle :o

[Adamon39]

He forgot Fish shaped Crackers

[theliberator1]

@Adamon39 and fish shaped chocolate compound and other such sinilar items including fish.

[themrlegoman1000]

looks good=D

[MrThewowplayer]

lol:P i kinda like that cake:P they took what they had like that candle:PPP

[TheFunky333]

grandosco's cake is better :P

[xato909]

HOLY F***! CANDLE "70%cake 1%cherries and 29% CANDLE

[PhasmidTutorials]

did  u use the ingredients that the logic sphere called u in glados room??? XD that cake is crap

[FluffyPonBomb]

It looks kind of like a mudpie.

[snupers]

omfg u put u put a fucking gigantic candle on that cake! rofl xD

[megacaviagek]

Canz meh haz too pleez?

[whoneedsskittles]

@megacaviagek meh 2!!111!!1! iza loven cacksz blahjkblahjk

[illegalprogram]

If you want to see a better cake then refer to the one that metrykay made, his is pro...minus the candle. :D

[AtomicDonut22]

really??? you didnt have a birthday candle but you took the time to make the cake? hehehe Great job anyway 

[ChanceReed]

why are you useing a scented candle on a cake o.o

[TEHCHOSENONE866]

i always love licking the cake of the candle after taking it out of the cake im not sure i can do that in this situation

[saleen737]

id like to see someone actually take the recipe from Portal and make that cake

[TheGreatGAMER1855]

@saleen737 some did but sadly that youtube video was removed

[IviewitUpostit]

happy fun song, no it is not

the lyrics is about how it will always be alive and it will kill you or as it says ALL OF THE SURVIVORS

[DTourchwood]

I sense rhubarb.

[TechnologicsCo]

i know its just dust on the cake, but it still looks like cloth

yummy

[rpgwarlord2012]

LOL! and with your recipe its actually edible.

[yoman1723]

this look like sh-it lol

[xXxJUVONxXx]

thats one big ass candle

[GedankeFleisch]

this cake look a bit messed up...

[iani103]

I sudenly want to eat cake...

[aciSd]

i love it ^^

[pillshere1000]

i fanna fuck that cake!

[illegalprogram]

I like some of the negative comments on the older pages, I removed most, but a lot of them were ignorant retards. It is not "photoshoped" and no that is not a cloth on the cake why the fuck would anyone do that? It's chocolate dust.

[GenghisKhan44]

@illegalprogram No one would... it just looks like part of a couch cushion, that's all.

[Panjaquomi]

@illegalprogram I believe that it isn't photoshopped, but what about the 10% you're missing? It needs lots of fish-shaped, sediment-shaped sedimentary rhubarb.

[NobunagasAmbition]

@illegalprogram You did a fine job on the vid and the cake. :0)

[Kwrono]

@illegalprogram they say its photoshoped because they have the "the cake is a lie" Fever.

therefore they think its shopped and a trap from GlaDOS

[illegalprogram]

Actually it wasn't flabby lol, all of it stayed in place.

[timmen1111]

lol cute cake

[Badquack]

Is that real? OMG!

[bestdudeever765]

dynamite instead of candle? THE CAKE IS A LIE

[ColdRiceBall]

You forgot a few things.... the garnishes.... Fish shapped crackers, fish shapped solid waste, fish shapped candy, fish shapped dirt, and candy coated peanut butter pieces (shapped like fish).

LOL..... you're making me want chocolate..... doesn't really help that I'm going on a 3 month sugar strike..... Grrrr......

[llollboi]

well 90% but now im fucking hungry it looks good!

[josephddd117]

wtf

[nickey989]

What about all the Rhubarb?

[madcombineelite4222]

omg candle!

[bitchslapper12]

THE CANDLE is a spy!

[WEAREPANCAKES]

the candle :DDD

[Jarda98]

WTF IS THAT

[CommanderHoskins]

That is a huge-ass fucking candle.

[BRabbitN06]

@CommanderHoskins haha! i lol'ed

[samueloverbay]

@CommanderHoskins The candle is a lie.

[Zyurat]

lol the candle

[FroztByte4]

I doubt that anyone could be STILL ALIVE given that.A:the person ate the cake.B:The cake contained Sediment shaped sediment.I think the Fish dirt is still ok to eat lol.

[MechaLuigi3000]

HUUUUGE CANDLE!!

[Phoenix8374]

you forgot an entry call how to kill someone whith your bare hands!

and you forgot a nice crunchy peanut snack.....shaped like fish!

[TWE789]

I DONT SEE RHUBARB ON FIRE!

[EmoFoxChibi]

@TWE789

The giant candle makes up for it. :] It's all of the rhubarb jammed into one on fire.. :D

[Logan508cp]

@TWE789 thats he candle :)

[wiz101rox1]

looks good......*eats cake*....yep the cake is NOW a lie

[salemcripple]

Nice recipe. You forgot fish shaped crackers

fish shaped candies

fish shaped solid waste

fish shaped dirt

fish shaped Ethel benzine

pull n' peel licorice

fish shaped volatile organic compounds

and sediment shaped sediment

[salemcripple]

pt2. candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish

one cup lemon juice

alpha resins

unsaturated polyester resin

fiberglass surface resins

volatile malted milk impoundments

9 large egg yokes

12 medium geosynthetic membranes

one cup granulated sugar

an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"

[PrincessKairi124]

WTH IS THIS?! D:> Way funny, but how is this song so morbid and yet so cuuuute?! :O

[pitomba125]

play portal its an awesome game thats what this is from

[poornation]

It's not that the candel is red.. IT'S THAT IT'S HUGE.

[CstrikerMan]

"you just keep on trying till you run out of cake"^^

[laurasam1]

Anyway, this cake is Great, its soo delicious and moist :@)

[mukkimmajjomm]

Portal- still a lie xD

[werewolfkid95]

making a note here:huge cake sucess

[lordofpokemon1212]

is the chocalate part cloth? and thats a big ass candle on top XD

[Bluepudding22]

haha it's a mud pie.

[thomasdfghj1]

with perfectly round strawberries on the top

[haillejackson11]

cheries

[NameIsPANIC]

This was a triumph.

[west49alredy]

HaHa at the fuckin candle!

thats awesome XD

[emmasspace]

You win at life!

I'm considering making myself a companion cube cake :D

[ricflairDXDXDX]

OOOOOoooo  :P,

[XXXmasterchongXXX]

dude the cake looks fuzzy XD

[Ansem655]

It's a lie

[spudastic]

so... wheres the self injection needle.. and for that matter why isn't any one tryin to eat it, looks like a pile of dirty pancakes, cool

[xOnyxTheHedgehogx]

INSENCE CANDLE.

[amcboi95]

Where's the fish shaped dirt?

[mckampela]

Where is the rhubarb?

[Nintendohead117]

The cake is still dead...although it does look tasty :P

[SLRsnake]

you forgot the volatile waste

[eleni1621]

i love this song ani think its great that its on rockband 2

[autokill6]

true

[icefall1793]

where is the rhubarb? xD

[sharpnova2]

that cake sucks ass.. seriously.

not even the right amount of cherries, idiot.

[wugglestehgnome]

yeah 8 is right

[kamitop2]

Ugly cake...

[m1up]

RATMAN LIED!!!

[KyoUkeIsLove]

Where's the cordless needle injector?!

[MushiVideos]

thats not a big candle, IT NEEDS TO BE BIGGER

[ohmygodimonfire12]

Great cake, and why is everyone complaining about the candle, it dosent matter that much.

[CAKEFILMS]

that's a huge candle ya faggot

!!!!!

[iamzemasta]

where is the fish shaped dirt?

[achonpineapple]

I agree, no fish shaped anything!

[myfurryhat]

i lol'd at the candle. x3

[T3XProductions]

I know!

It's massive!

[carmen510]

Yeah, get a birthday candle next time. :P

I see no rhubarb anywhere! The Cake is a LIE!!!

[greylajoie23]

90% perfect huh?

i dont see any sediment shaped sediment in your ingredients!

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[Crysal1010]

You should've tried Chocolate oats as a coating!

It makes it look exactly like the game! :)

[Inuyashalover19645]

That's a big ass candle o.o;;

lol, to be honest, with that candle it looks like a table ornament.