I'd join Cobra if it existed. Maybe once the world finally breaks down and the government finally fucks up and we all kill each other, i'll survive by fighting tooth and nail. When that happens, look for a large Cobra banner in the air. That'd be awesome. Now...I just need the outfit.
What if GI Joe was really a privatized mercenary army not fettered by that pesky constitution, and not slowed down by that lethargic "rule of law" yea, what if Joe was some kind of Blackwater / CACI, Purely hired to ensure the highest bidder could repress any resistance from local peoples who do not want to be enslaved into the coming corporate feudal state? What if the story told to you in your youth was just propaganda to keep you unaware of the truth? What would that make COBRA?
@bononcrusher2 Yeah even though i wasn't born in the 80's or 70's for that matter when i was a Kid we sometimes got caught stealing cable so we always had to buy VHS tapes i asked my mom to get me G.I. Joe real american hero and Transformers G1. I'm glad that new channel the hub is on cable cause they show all the classis Batman with adam west, Happy days, laverne and shirley, Transformers g1 G.I. joe even the new G.I. Joe renegades show to :)
Using some imagination. COBRA came in the early 80´s, during the war betwenn Irak and Iran, the US invasion of Grenada (which is in the Caribean, the same waters that Cobra Island suppose to be, maybe USA looking for COBRA), the bombing in the US barracks in Lebannon, the Iran hostages fail rescue, the assesination attempt against Reagan, the space shuttle challenger disaster, the chernobyl disaster, the 1987 stock crack, the fall of the USSR. Who can´t tell COBRA was behind all of this??
practical!?!?! we have a friggin weather dominator, a giant aerial carrier, a regularly build super weapons, why do anything in a practical manner?!?!
i agree the point was someone saying that cobra a fictional terrorist organization need to do more practical things like a real terrorist organization..... -.-
Just the name alone sells it joining cobra for me, not too mention the Baroness is hot and that all the members of cobra look awesome... Oh, and lets not forget this song. It's like overkill man.
@moe82tm cobra seems like a pretty sweet deal actually, i remember on the show they had daily live entertainment and rec center. all you have to deal with is having your asses handed to you every now and then.
@FoxAttaak You always lived too, even if your plane explodes, the camera pans to the side and you're suddenly parachuting to safety. Only problem is that the terror drone is a cock fest, unless you want to nail the Baroness but then Destro will be on your ass and it's just not worth it..
I REALLY fucking want this to download :(
steveharley0345 1 week ago
COBRA RETREEEAT, RETREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!
Mrannihalator 1 month ago
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Just add the very beginning of the intro and it's perfect.
Chillton 1 month ago
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Chillton 1 month ago
So much, much cooler than GI Joe's theme.
eviljoel 2 months ago
Cobra>The Brotherhood of NOD.
Mercenary78 2 months ago
coBraaa he he
LeopardFixJeopardy 2 months ago
Cobra is pretty much the Stereotypical "bad guy" if the 1900's...
Gamesandlusk 2 months ago
COBR............O_O
coreakuma 5 months ago
Best part, 0:17 and on :)
holdmyhandtv 5 months ago
I'd join Cobra if it existed. Maybe once the world finally breaks down and the government finally fucks up and we all kill each other, i'll survive by fighting tooth and nail. When that happens, look for a large Cobra banner in the air. That'd be awesome. Now...I just need the outfit.
Necronlord101 6 months ago
My friend's nickname is Kommander Kobra. Guess who I'll be teasing with this song? LMAO.
marllyput 6 months ago
the guy screaming COBRAAAAAAAAA was funny as hell
energicko 6 months ago
What if GI Joe was really a privatized mercenary army not fettered by that pesky constitution, and not slowed down by that lethargic "rule of law" yea, what if Joe was some kind of Blackwater / CACI, Purely hired to ensure the highest bidder could repress any resistance from local peoples who do not want to be enslaved into the coming corporate feudal state? What if the story told to you in your youth was just propaganda to keep you unaware of the truth? What would that make COBRA?
Andrew19036 7 months ago
Omg I remember this. F**k u cobra
SolarGirly 7 months ago
um filhadaputa é ze soldado
TheMorbidead 8 months ago
Listen in 1.5x speed :)
dropdeadstudio 9 months ago 4
BRB, Joining the Cobra unit
Grimmwood 9 months ago
Am I the only one who actually got a little scared at the introduction of the Cobra.
JunkHornet 10 months ago
Cobra was the shit! the only way they could make combra look bad was by always throwing in the retreat cry
txrich80 11 months ago
1 person who disliked this was an abused Cobra agent.
ChrisCa1601 1 year ago
ytrty
iluvcynder 1 year ago
Cobra commander: You've got to Censore television you fools!!! Now follow my orders.
TheScorpionMK37 1 year ago 8
@TheScorpionMK37 I know that one. It's the line cobra Commander said when he had a cameo in Family Guy.
bononcrusher2 1 year ago 4
@bononcrusher2 Yeah even though i wasn't born in the 80's or 70's for that matter when i was a Kid we sometimes got caught stealing cable so we always had to buy VHS tapes i asked my mom to get me G.I. Joe real american hero and Transformers G1. I'm glad that new channel the hub is on cable cause they show all the classis Batman with adam west, Happy days, laverne and shirley, Transformers g1 G.I. joe even the new G.I. Joe renegades show to :)
TheScorpionMK37 1 year ago
1986 BABYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxpandamidknightxx 1 year ago
*heads to nearest Cobra recruiting station*
SwordAlchemistKiki 1 year ago 3
I used to think of this song when drinking a forty of king cobra
Shishizurui 1 year ago
COBRAAA!
ImperatorZor 1 year ago
1 person works for that accursed G.I. Joe....COBRAAAAA!
Havic1137 1 year ago
I would do anything to hear a sweet heavy-metal remix of this song.
melodymorano 1 year ago
Do your part!! Join COBRA!!!
GenronStraxx 1 year ago 3
Using some imagination. COBRA came in the early 80´s, during the war betwenn Irak and Iran, the US invasion of Grenada (which is in the Caribean, the same waters that Cobra Island suppose to be, maybe USA looking for COBRA), the bombing in the US barracks in Lebannon, the Iran hostages fail rescue, the assesination attempt against Reagan, the space shuttle challenger disaster, the chernobyl disaster, the 1987 stock crack, the fall of the USSR. Who can´t tell COBRA was behind all of this??
ialejandrovr 1 year ago
COOOOHHHHBRAAAHHH
TheSkitalz 1 year ago
udcf at 0.52
MrFrostbite625 2 years ago
Reminds me of Iron Maiden-tailgunner in some alternate universe.
Mortikhan 2 years ago
knocking over the eiffel tower seems like something al-quida would do
DarkLordScorpio 2 years ago
Yeah, but they would use either nukes or planes(by ramming them into it) but COBRA uses Nanomites(which is awesomer).
bononcrusher2 2 years ago
@bononcrusher2 or use cloned dinosaurs with mind control devices :D
mlarosa25 2 years ago
...that turn into cards.
bononcrusher2 2 years ago
@bononcrusher2 lol probably, or the classic wicker basket with robotic cobras that explode
mlarosa25 2 years ago
And parts of a doomsday device scattered all over the world and on command, will assemble into the ultimate fighting machine: Devastator.
bononcrusher2 2 years ago
@bononcrusher2 What the?! What are you guys like 8 yrs old?
COBRA IS FAKE.........AL QIADA IS FUCKING REAL!!!!
strazzy3 1 year ago
he is an iconic super villain but both he & his organization should do something more practical like the taliban or al-quida
auro1986 2 years ago
practical!?!?! we have a friggin weather dominator, a giant aerial carrier, a regularly build super weapons, why do anything in a practical manner?!?!
mlarosa25 2 years ago
those thing r all fictional we saw in cartoons that don't exist in the real world's terrorist organization's inventory.
auro1986 2 years ago
i agree the point was someone saying that cobra a fictional terrorist organization need to do more practical things like a real terrorist organization..... -.-
mlarosa25 2 years ago
and that someone is me.
auro1986 2 years ago
obviously.
mlarosa25 2 years ago
COBRA! RETREAT!! RETREAT!!!
ParadigmShiftr 2 years ago
COBRA!
CasimusxPrime 2 years ago
Can you send me and MP3 download of this song?
CasimusxPrime 2 years ago
I love this theme.
CasimusxPrime 2 years ago
COBRA!!!
patmwhite 2 years ago 19
This is awesome.
Ecksphyre 2 years ago
Remember MMPR?
Rito Revodo Said This That Fit's Cobra Commander Perfectly: "He Who Fights And Runs Away Lives To Run Away Another Day."
COBRAAAAAA!
Webshooters1 2 years ago
that was awesome!
InsaneWithAReason 2 years ago
Just the name alone sells it joining cobra for me, not too mention the Baroness is hot and that all the members of cobra look awesome... Oh, and lets not forget this song. It's like overkill man.
ShadeKirby500 2 years ago 3
Minus the retreat makes ya just wanna join Cobra. I think I'll go find the nearest recruitment office
moe82tm 2 years ago 25
Knowing when to retreat is a very hard strategy to use the right way and any orginizattion that can do so would only increase my willingness to join.
InsaneWithAReason 2 years ago
@moe82tm cobra seems like a pretty sweet deal actually, i remember on the show they had daily live entertainment and rec center. all you have to deal with is having your asses handed to you every now and then.
FoxAttaak 8 months ago
@FoxAttaak You always lived too, even if your plane explodes, the camera pans to the side and you're suddenly parachuting to safety. Only problem is that the terror drone is a cock fest, unless you want to nail the Baroness but then Destro will be on your ass and it's just not worth it..
SKUNKBALLScom 6 months ago