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  • is big dDDY A HUMAN?

  • @roach31960

    Originally, yes.

  • machinma is ran by jews

  • if you think that sister is crazy,you should see my sister..........

  • @DahBlueKitty I think it's because she can gather Adam, and Adam is what made people crazy

  • Why are they trying to get the little sister in the first place??

  • This is called "pedophile mode".

  • too bad you can't use the little sisters as a human shield

  • 17 ppl belong to the family

  • I was acculatty pissed of what differnet it was from the trailer to the game untill i realised: hey.. its bioshock

  • is that big daddy a player?

  • Ooh, if only I could do this in real life. I would harvest the little girls and roast them over a fire with mango chutney. YUM.

  • Cute sisters. I love the scream when you pick em up, lol.

  • bioshock > bioshock 2 D:

  • @re5owns678 Agreed, storywise.

  • lol instead of Capture the Flag, Capture the Sister and stick her in a hole.

  • does anyone else notice in the description this video is rated TV-Y?

  • Awesome game I like 2:23 I downloaded it online for my ps3 for free here 115 games. com There are literally hundreds of PS3 games there and they are all totally free superb game

  • Looks like a Fat Princess xD

  • Somehow reminds me of Fallouts...

  • Apparantly, all the players are Splicers except if you are converted into a Mr. Bubbles. Thats makes no sense. Splicers are supposed to cut open Sisters and drink the ADAM, not put them safely in their little vent.

  • @PeterJHYT you're capturing them not harvesting them

  • GO GET 'EM!

    God, I love thos little vids :D

  • i recommend this game to anyone who likes shooters, best game.........

  • @RyanHarding004 That would be awsome,but too bad this is a fucking videogame.You spammers are so fucking stupid.

  • @reesenc lol how retarded can they get?!

  • @forbiddenphoenix765 RyanHarding004's stupidity cracks me up XP...

  • begging seems to much like fallout well, the whole game really

  • is it just me or do the little sisters look a little differnt in bio shock 2 than in the first

  • i like capture the sisters but i dont get the point of just taking them to a vent you should rescue or harvest them or something.

  • someone somewere will be masterbaiting to this

  • Awesome gameplay. i cant stop playing it, still! i can pre test the games b4 they come out to the public because im a member of BetaTestGamers - have a look at their website all you do is a write a small review of the game uve got

  • Sister: You're in big trouble!!

    Me: Ohh I'm so scared lol

    Big Daddy: Ima pop a cap up in yo ass!!

    Sister: Daddy :D

    Me: 0_0

  • haha

    Me:Bring it,Fat Daddy!!

    Big Daddy:(Shoots Rivet Gun and throws proximity mine)

    Me:GAH,fuck!!!Okay you can have her back!!!Son of a bitch,I think that proximity mine made me bleed a little!

  • Little Sisters are so creepy and adorable.

  • Excellent game the video at 1:34 is the greatest bit I managed to get it free here 115 games [DOT] com They have all the latest playstation 3 games available there but the best thing is they are all totally free awesome game and site

  • she looks at you with the evil eye.........its creepy

  • lol your fighting over...saving her...

  • games... games aren't real... but they are cool! :)

  • "You're in big trouble!"

    It's kinda funny how they try to slap you once you grab 'em. Thanks for the video.

  • i like the little sister beside the fact that her eyes look weard cause she DOENT try to kill u! this game is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scary

  • i got this game and when i played this i was thinking "this is the oddest capture the flag i ever played lol" something tells me all of the characters in bioshock are petophiles lol (excuse my gramar)

  • wow, the gameplay is still awesome so happy i managed to test FF XIII before final release. i got my pre release copy from BetaTestGamers hehe :P

  • How come my little sister wasn't like that when she was 8?

  • "your gettn a little rusty metal head"

  • You people fighting over if it was bioshock or fallout that did this image things are stupid.. It was actually used for real many years ago for advertising -_-

  • why do the little sisters call dead people angels

  • play the single player mode on bioshock 2 and url find out

  • Because their minds have been reprogramed to see Rapture as a big pink and red palace. They see corpses as angels to make them more appealing. No little girl wants to even TOUCH a bloody corpse.

    :)

  • thank you for the explanation

  • Your Welcome.

    :)

  • why does everyone have to pick on mr.bubbles?

  • whos chris hanson?

  • lol animations from 0:27-0:40 = fallout knock off

  • You understand that Bioshock came out well before Fallout 3 and that these images are pretty much straight out of the first one?

  • but fallout 1 has been out way before bioshock and im pretty sure they used the images in the first fallout

  • Dude, they both took it from the "Duck and Cover" videos in the 1950s.

  • AWESOME

  • Pedophiles...

  • I know it isn't a movie, but I honestly wish it was! I think it would be awesome!

  • agreed

  • juss bought this at gamestop boutght the last one but cant play it yet i juss ordered the first one of of amazon so i can see the story

  • lol CTS or CTLS to be exact

  • I guess using candy got old...

  • apart from it isnt a movie :D

    you fail

  • lol. Bioshock 2 for PC is only $25. Me and my buds bought 4.

  • @kimberymakarewicz60 hey fag this isnt a movie

  • Download a life while you're at it.

  • it looks so hard ow do u know with one is ur goal that way this one or that one? o.O or is it the one that's going to be fucking killing spree at?

  • What's up with that stupid MAG advertisement in all these videos? It looks way worse than a free Korean MMOFPS.

  • wtf fallout 3 style?

  • @evil99019 fallout style not fallout 3 style

  • yes this is just one of the many modes to play online

  • Would you kindly go capture the little sister?

  • no.

    would you unkindly not capture the sister.

    ill be pleasantly disappointed ifyou dont agree with me.

    is your mind blown.

  • yes... x_x

  • was this team multiplayer?

  • fuck that game is so awesome,really creepy :3

    5/5

  • that is the most cool CTF that I ever saw! XD

  • WTF this is the quickfit dvert.. Oh wait.XD

  • i hope in multyplayer 2K will put the names of the characters or the color of the team on the top of the characters cuz idk by looking at this video which is which... but anyways... I CANT WAIT MORE !!!!

  • theyre doing both

  • lol that spammed comment makes me want to believe people should type the letters for every comment

  • @OliveNederveld Epic fail, we're watching it online right now retard

  • Epic fail at adversiting virus site.

  • SISTER YOUVE BEEN RECRUITED!

  • it looks like more co-op mode

  • it is. it's a CTF mode

  • its kinda creepy how her eyes always glow no matter where you are... even in pitch black parts of the level

  • will you be able to play ths game multiplayer on xbox live?

  • hm capture the flag only with 1 sister, 1 big daddy and 2 teams!

  • is it really only 1 little sister? it would be awesome if there were multiple ones spread across the map and it was like a mouth-foaming mad rush to gather them all lol

  • moglus is right and your playing in a time diffrent your playing 1 year befor the first bioshock hapend

  • The Splicers ain't pedo"bears"...

    They're just putting them in there for... I don't know.

  • Now, go Bioshock the day it is unleashed onto the gaming community and by completely brain-blitzed by the greatness of this gaming event, would you kindly?

  • @DerTrommler3D would you kindly rephrase that.... i dont understand

  • i understood the "would you kindly?" but the rest is gibberish

  • ikr?

  • This is comming out 4 the xbox and PS3 right or left?

  • Right.

  • partially right, you forgot to mention PC

  • OMG Bioshock 2 is gonna be so cool!

  • Now i know why i always thought Big Daddies were funny. When i saw one with a Little Sister, i was wondering when Chris Hansen would come in front of him with some papers and say: "Have a seat please, we have to talk." "Urgh?" "Now, you're taking a 13-year odl girl somewhere. What is going in your mind?" "Urghurghurghugrhr." "And because of that you think it is okay?" "Ghruuur." "Let's have a look at the chatlogs." "GHRURUUUUUUUU" *Slams Chris in the wall with a giant drill.* "Ghuurrr."
  • That Mass Effect 2 advertisement was actually pretty funny before the actual video started lol

  • The info where they show you capture the sister is like in Fallout .:P

  • this is me playing capture the sister

    Me: (grabs girl) RUN!! RUN!!! THEIR IS A PISSED OFF BIG DADDY ON MY ASS!!!! RUN!!!

  • wow, thats a really cool idea for a multiplayer mode.

  • Mmmmm character/story based mp is so potently quotable.

  • The first was great and this one looks awsome

  • when u have a little sister it seems u can only use plasmids

  • Why did i get horny when i saw the little sister in my hands? Her hair is good, her face is good, shes underaged and ohh god those eyes.

  • because your a 4chan newfag and trying to show it?

  • Calling someone a newfag makes you one. And i pretty damn rarely go to /b/ or any other boards anymore. Instead, i use Kuvalauta, which has more or less intelligent people.

  • Probably less...

  • @joshb306 What i meant is there are both. Although Kuvalauta isn't that popular so there are less newfags and more...well...normal people.

  • Chris: If I wasn't here what would you have done with that girl?

    Mr.b: I dunno. I swear i wasn't gonna do anything.

    Chris: Well lemme read the chat logs, I've got them right here.

    Mr. b: Oh no, pease don't.

    Chris(reading the chat log): I will blank your blank with my huge drill.

    Mr. b (runs out of the house): oh god no, i can't be here.

    Police: GET ON THE GROUND!

    Mr. b: (sob) guys please lemme go, i wasn't gonna do anything. c'mon, I've got a wife and kids.

    lol

  • LOL...I like the one where the guy came in and said

    "I already knew what it was,I just wanted to test it thats all"

    LOL

  • I get the feeling that if I play this and try to get the little sister, that i will have to have a "talk" with Chris Hansen.

  • So can you heal the little sister in shes been hurt? or do you just have to find another one?

  • like in bioshock 1 , i think they cant be killed ( the evil ones cant be killed , i tried )

  • what about that bar by the little sister? And in bioshock one when you become the big daddy i wasnt very good at protecting them so a lot of mine died.

  • like i said , the evil little sisters ,( the ones with glowing eyes) , before u became the big daddy try killing one of them , after u shoot her , her skin will glow .

    even more , tenebum ( whats her face ) said that the slug , heals cells , even resurrects it

  • so like capture the flag....

  • yes but you use little girls instead its like capture the flag for mulestors

  • ok whoever read my comment and assumed that "I already bought it" meant "I already have it" is an idiot because theres a difference between buying the game and having it douchbags.

  • Hurr Durr Pedobear

    Yes the jokes were funny the first 30 times but you can stop now.

  • woa made me jump when the little sister smacks at ya...plus the reaction

  • WOW! I want this game sooooooooo BAD! It's so F-ing AWSOME!!!!!!

  • OMFG this looks so fun!!!!! cant w8!!!!!

  • fucking liar

  • yeah you play a big daddy throughout the game. this is just online multiplayer where you have to capture the little sister.

  • weren't you supposed to be in a big daddy suit? why are you shooting fire with your bare hand ?

  • A) In multiplayer, you're a normal person

    B) In single player, the big daddy you play as can still use plasmids

  • In multiplayer your not a normal person your a splicer

  • that actually looks kinda tough..

  • then quit your bitching and go play a shitty game like world at war

  • Why would you even do three playthroughs? In every game you only need 2 max not 3, first for playing through the game and seeing how it is and the second going back getting every collectible and working on the achievements. You won't know until you try a lot of sequels look very similar but unti you actually play it the gameplay and the game itself will feel so much different.

  • man they should make a show about Bioshock.... and Dead Space. or at least make a Superjail in the form of Bioshock and Dead Space.

  • They were thinking of making a Bioshock movie... not sure what's going on with it though.

  • cant wait for the game!!!!

  • I'll Weld Your Arms Together...

  • ah i can see the online matchs now .litle sister is screaming red1:godamit shut that bitch up! red2:i cant there no option red:*"hears big bady*shit shit where fuck red1:stop your bitching where almost ther-little sister: MR BUBBLES :D -ah fuck me.

  • Best thing is that this game comes out a few days after my birthday, so im going to use my birthday money and buy it the first day it comes out! Bioshock 2 > all other games ;)

    Also guys if you have firefox as your browser get the add block plus for it to stop the google ads.

  • YOOOOOO IT COMES OUT 8 DAYS AFTER MINE!!! same plan too

  • Seems more like a pedophile/molester mode but it sounds awesome =D .... does this make me evil?

  • Why carry a flag when you can carry a girl!

  • i can barely see anything. they must have a brightness modifier

  • Shotgun cocking sounds swweet

  • this game is awesome and all.. but damnn aha

  • I wonder if you can use the sister as a melee weapon...

  • its so dark.....

  • so basically their playing basketball and using a little girl as the ball lmao thing's their incorporating in our games these days haha your reward.... getting to see her crawl in the hole ... ha

  • ctf pedo version.LOL.

  • agreed, maybe they have an michael jackson skin

  • Now that is freaky.

  • You are not doing anything except carrying her OO

  • So much better than capture the flag lol.

  • Yeah Pedofiel version :P

  • LMAO

  • this game is going 2 B JIZ!

    oh, and this game kicks Gays of wars ass any day, suck a wang marcus fenix