Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jeff Dunham

[francabellaaa]

LMAO!!!!

[Motorskallen]

Uhm, this is fucking weird. They cut out the joke about the catholic priests (which is not only a joke, by the way), but not about the jews ...? Outragous.

[Motorskallen]

What's funny is that he actually can get away with these kind of jokes, about the jews. Come on, it's Achmed who tells that joke, not Dunham ;)

[paintertx]

You idiot you don't have an ass

[emochick6294]

this is even funnier now....lol Osama Bin Ladin is DEAD!!!!!

[sexycani8166]

its jeff not jhon

[3tni3s123]

some how achmed is soo cute..in a way..

[Rsciv]

Does anyone else things it's really cool how jeff can throw his voice so it sounds like walter's far away?

[baritone0509]

A-C-flemchh............

[phuongbf]

omg this is so coool!

[theresa113094]

luv it

[66blondieblue1]

He is so funny awesome

[mplLovescml1609]

Amazingly Funny..Cant Wait Til March When He Comes To West Virginia..

[marikaiscool]

It's JEFF DUNHAM not John!!!

[xtrashine]

messed up im arab

[eligal1012]

SILENCE! I Kill You! XD lol love this vid!

[kevkilla96]

hehe halarois

[darthjayzoo]

holy crap it's so funny

[EscenaStyle]

Omg!!! Hilarious!!

HAHAHA OMG!!!

So If u've been in my suit case all this time, how have u been getting through security @ the airports?

O thats easy...They open the case, I pop out & say Hellooo, I am Lindsey Lohan

XD

[gaea1012corrinne]

are you kiddin' me?

i'd kill you for a klondike bar\ 09:20

[Jiobde766]

I am crying haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[MonkeyBoy742]

its cool how you dont c him as a puppet after a while, he's just like another person on stage. its so cool and freakishly funny.

[MonkeyBoy742]

i thought it was 72 virgins?

[AnimalLOver723]

I'd kill you for a klondike bar

[itscydneybitches]

Its not offensive, unless you like to kill people, and are a terrorist? And the 42 virgens is shit. lmfao

[aznboipride97]

72 virgins

[prisoner7489]

So it is offensive to Muslim. Nearly everything is offensive to a bunch of jerks who follow Mo the Pedophile.

[Jayfive276]

2005 called. They want their spam back.

[pie65576]

allah means god

[kymc13]

silence i kill you

[batista19136]

very Funny....ventriliquist act

[ITZURBOYBEBO]

silence i kill u

[hbern12]

ello i am lindsay lohan! lolololololololololol

[hbern12]

Silence i keel u "how do u spell ur name?" A-C-fleb lol allah damit i keel u lmao

[hanongCriticz]

nice vid lmao

[leavittzoo]

haha(:

SILENCEE! I KEEL YOU!

[ng4bmxridersjamie]

Oh Shut Up You Prat Its A Joke

[kaulitzFAN4life]

u fuckin racist,

[RickyFails]

how is this racist,

i know a white guy that is called achmed.

[lovelysamo2009]

he is not a racist!!!!

if u think u will see that when he asked him is he is a muslim he said NO

besides terrorists do not have a religion!!

[TheMuslim121]

@lovelysamo2009 really? then y dd he go "allah damn it"??

i feel offended and achmed (ahmed) is a muslim name!

u do the maths!?

[StickDude200]

i kill you!!!

[WhiteAngelFox]

"Goddammit! OH! OH! I mean Allahdammit!" XD Sorry don't know if i spelt allah right

[stepneyboi]

they open the case and i go helloooooo i am lindsey lohan!!! looool

[gunner12321]

thankyou kings

[macchjnjma]

its not funny!!!1

i kil you!

jkjk

[kingofkings420316]

read the description before u spout off something

[devilking117]

silence!!! I kill U!!

[medslion]

damn funny man.this is so freaking cute.

[azzarulezforlife]

fuk u Nooneexpectsagnome u mother fucker

[wafflelover1995]

his name is not JOHN

[JackSparrow424]

his name is jeff not john

[00saltykitten00]

yeah it was allright. i only like the i kill u bits.

[kiwi300991]

this is funny stuff!!!!! i love Jeff Dunham

[robbobecks]

Welcome to wall mart Get Ur Shit And Get Out lol walter is good to

[gunner12321]

drewdem i didnt remove it, that is my favourite bit, when i uploaded da vid that part was in it but now it isnt i dont know why.

[wecrazycrazycrazy]

i love this show!!!!!!!!!!

i go around saying things like this and one time i was in wal-mart and i sayed to my friends silince i kill you and the guy standing next to me started lauging then gave me a wink!i ran!

[drawdem]

BAD! You removed the joke about the catholic priests and this bad taste. If you like the other jokes about jews and islam, accept the one about the catholics! Her e it is to be inserted after the jew with a penny joke: "I did the same thing with catholic priests. Only I tossed in a small boy. The winner had to fight Michael Jackson"

[tjasko1]

Good evening... Infidel. HAHA Wow, Achmed is so funny!

[killerrodan]

This funny. lol

[wolfgirl989]

i love this its funny lol haha i love achmed and the dood well no, bot its funny (so were did you come from achmed --Your soot case. hahaha!!!!) see l know that joke from this do you guyes out there (yes you) knock knock- who's there- me i kill you) lol isnt that funny. bye

[breakingthehabit2008]

LMAO

[gunner12321]

oh i didnt realise, soz im uploading some more jeff dunham videos today

[d13vas]

lol skiped the part about two catholic priests and small boy...

[kairigirl1331]

SILENCE!.... I KILL YOU!!!!

just kidding!!

odd though!

i watched this last night on Comedy Central!

i've faved it!

[hellboy12095]

its SILENCE. I KILL U. GOD DAMMIT.OH I M EAN OLA DAMMIT

[FuryTwinsPk]

CHECK Jingle bombs :)

[bottle12am]

silince I'll killl you lol rotfl

[Diamixen]

knock knock who´s there me I kill you!!!!

I´m made in china

[niki950313]

onicom

[miasashi]

LMFAO!

[ThatGuy0013]

ROFLMAO!!!

[SubToTheEpicGamer]

Nice video very funny 5/5.