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  • Is it too much to ask for Optimus to "accidentally" step on Sam? I mean the movie would improve A LOT if Shia's character ceased to exist.

  • Did anyone thought while watchin this that Seth green makes a great chris rock impression

  • Wait...

    Yeah. Just noticed that Bumblebee got his legs blown off..

    And lived..

    And Jazz got his legs ripped off too...

    And died.

    ?_?

  • @66Metallicaman66 Incorrect. Jazz was ripped in half, bee got his legs blown off from the knee down.

  • TF Robot Chicken with 2007 TF figures? SWEET!

  • Jazz got a Asian driver bud dumm unnecessary racism so sad,

  • "Just signin my ass back together!"

    "YEAHHHHHHHH!"

  • This video made my day! HAHAHAHAHA! POOR JAZZ!

  • Isn't Rachet suppose to be lime green?

  • @nixedmuts not the original, He was white and red.

  • Mirage has been in all three Transformers movies.....you just couldn't see him!

  • GM, built to last

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  • Thus the end of Pontiac

  • but....jazz is rear wheel drive

  • Jazz=GTA

  • then pick his remains up and lost his memory with another robot and rebuild him and sideswipe was created

  • Why did they Use the Rescue Ratchet Repaint? could they Not find a Regular Ratchet?

  • @birca04 because his G1 colour scheme is superior

  • Why is Jazz voiced like Mick Jagger?

  • Even if a FWD vehicle was torn in half, it'd be pretty easy to control

  • Jazz sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait

  • ROBOT CHICKEN: Y U NO FUNNY??

  • @TeknoMaX

    I AGREE

  • whats the SITCHES BITCHES

  • jazz sounds like chris rock lol

  • did u voice a black guy for Optimus?

    he's Canadian IRL

  • Seriously though. Bumblebee had his lower half destroyed in the SAME MOVIE, yet he was put back together by the end!

  • @ZBlayde His legs were blown off, and Jazz was ripped in HALF. Imagine a HUMAN being ripped in half, means breaking the spine.

  • @ZBlayde

    Bumblebee also SPOKE by movie's end, but the other two movies have him mute for no reason whatsoever. Optimus has the exact same body in Movie 3 as he did in Movie 1, despite the modifications of Jetfire's added parts at the end of Movie 2. Megatron is kicking Optimus' ass in Movie 1, yet he is somehow BEATEN by a weakened, one-armed Optimus in Movie 3.

    These movies just LOVE thinking that their audience is that stupid. ;(

  • @Bobzeaux wait in the 3 one didnt u see megatron is freakin old n lazy n optimus get piss off ok so pretty much yea O.o megatron didnt have tht much energy like in the 1st one

  • @Bobzeaux Bumblebee voice box was damaged again some time after Movie 1.Jetfire's added parts at the end of end of Movie 2 was a one time thing and megatron was still weakened from the fight with prime at end of Movie 2 thats why a weakened, one-armed Optimus kicked his ass at the end of Movie 3.

  • @Bobzeaux Bee not speaking is a bit weird, but everything else can be explained and makes perfect sense. Optimus DOESN'T have the same body in movie 3 as he did in 1 & 2, his chest is different, as are his forearms, but Jetfires spare parts were never meant to be permanent, as was demonstrated at the end of movie 2 when he shed jetfires parts, they were just meant to help him defeat the fallen, not last forever.

  • @dubkustomz85

    Optimus sheds Jetfires wings, jet engines, etc., but he still hangs on to a crapload of parts that significantly alters most of his body. He may ditch the flight tech, but the way he doesn't with THESE parts suggests some kind of vitality to their function. (And yet, he still has the same chest that he has before his death, which you'd THINK would need the most work and would actually be justified in its looking different in Movie 3.)

  • @Bobzeaux Erm..he doesnt. Just look at him on the aircraft carrier at the very end of the movie, Optimus is back to looking like he did before. Sam revived Optimus with the Matrix, that repaired the fatal wounds on his body but he was too weak to fight The Fallen. Jetfire than gave him his parts to use as a power up pack to fight The Fallen with, after Jolt gave him a much needed boost of Energon. After that he shed ALL the parts and went back to looking like normal.

  • @dubkustomz85

    "Just look at him on the aircraft carrier at the very end of the movie"

    Exactly my point. We actually SEE him shed his flight tech and nothing else, and it gives the impression that he needs these remaining parts that have integrated throughout his body. And one jump-cut later, he's back in old body. Why? And even IF he had a legit reason for losing the extra bits in his arms and such, wouldn't that mean he's just as weak as he was before having to face the Fallen?

  • @dubkustomz85

    That half-head thing on Megs is ALSO this movie series opening insulting the intelligence of its audience. If we're to assume that beheading these robots will kill them, how are they completely functional (if weakened) with only HALF of their head? And if Megs could be easily revitalized in Movie 2 despite the complications of being under water for 2 years, what's stopping him from similarly repairing himself between Movie 2 & 3?

  • @Bobzeaux Again, you obviously wasn't paying attention. Megatron was "easily" revived in movie 2 because the decepticons stole the remaining piece of the Allspark cube and revived him with that, after ripping apart a couple of other decepticons to use for parts. Where that Allspark shard went after that is a mystery but i always figured it was a one use type of thing since it was only a shard of the Allspark and not the whole thing.

  • @dubkustomz85

    "Where that Allspark shard went after that is a mystery"

    That's one of the biggest problems about these movies; they introduce big plotholes about which all we can do is TRY to fill in ourselves since the movies don't care about answering such questions. And that still doesn't answer the question of how he's still fully functional, or why he can't repair himself. Assuming one is still alive after such an injury, you'd THINK it'd be up there one's list of priorities.

  • @Bobzeaux Also by movie 3 Megatron was a weak half-broken down mess after being defeated and severely injured by Optimus by the end of movie 2, he had half a head for goodness sake! And if you remember Starscream even made mention of Megatrons weakened state during the desert scene in movie 3, so that was why Prime was able to defeat him so easily compared to how Megatron was in movie 1 when he was in perfect working order and all powerful. So my friend it helps to pay attention.

  • @Bobzeaux It's only a movie, just enjoy it for what it is.

  • @SUP3Rtoastr

    I suppose that you enjoy EVERY movie ever made for what they are?

  • @Bobzeaux No, but i don't criticize every plothole either. It ruins the movie.

  • @SUP3Rtoastr

    If these movies didn't go out of their way to ruin themselves, it'd be much easier for me to enjoy them for what they are.

  • @Bobzeaux I don't think minor continuity errors (yes they are minor because they are barely noticeable unless you watch the movies back-to-back and don't affect the plot in any way) mean a movie has ruined itself.

  • @SUP3Rtoastr

    You're right. 'Minor' continuity errors aside, there's also the completely botched characterization, lack of focus, pitiful attempts at humor, acting that's mediocre at best, the plot that doesn't even care about how nonsensical it is, and worst of all, a general attitude that says "F*** the rules of good film-making, it's toy robots fighting, just shut up and enjoy it!"

  • @Bobzeaux Eh. I still enjoyed the movies.

  • @Bobzeaux

    hope you can make a better movie then that could earn more than the one made.. oh and don't make excuses with budgets since a lot of YOUTUBE artist/filmmakers are doing good film shorts already with their own time and effort

    oh and yeah, it IS a japanese toys robot that actually has no sense since there wasn't really a story in it..

    so if you so hate that movie and saying your point, gladly make it happen than whining off from something that made money

  • @JokesOnYah hey, why don't you do the same? eh? if it;s so fucking easy to make an amazing movie with no budget what-so-ever do it and show that anyone who bitches about transformers should be able to to just shit out another, better movie out of there asses. I mean, it;s clear hollywood just LOVEs spending trillions of dollars on franchises for no reason, since they could just use backyard FX to do the same job that would be just as equally acclaimed. dumbass

  • @badflamer

    too bad IM NOT THE ONE bashing somebody elses SUCCESS

    otherwise, nice try kiddo

    cool story troll

    too bad your argument is invalid

  • @JokesOnYah no, you're criticizing someone else's OPINION which he has the full RIGHT TO EXPRESS. and doing so by saying the most retarded thing in the world "let's see you do better?" so what, i have to write a novel now to say twilight sucks? i have to be a five star chef to tell you the steak on my plate tastes like shit? I have to be better at doing every single thing that anyone has ever done a shit job at in order to criticise it? go fuck yourself hyppocrite.

  • @badflamer

    tsk tsk that's the problem with thinking that all opinions are a right

    NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN OPINION DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

    but then again arrogancy is what you prefer

    that you can never complete a sentence without putting

    fillers that you think can make you smarter

    there's a difference with expression and someone just bashing

    but since you have half.. i beg your pardon, no brain for that

    then good luck

    cool story troll

  • @JokesOnYah 1. never said the opinion was right. but he stihas the right to express it withyou putting him down for it. also, funny thing about you talking about there being a difference between eession of opiion and bashi, and then following with this sentence "you have half.. i beg your pardon, no brain for that"

    well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. but hey, i already mentioned in my last post that you were a hypocrite, didn't I? thanks for prooving me right ^^

  • @JokesOnYah

    "don't make excuses with budgets since a lot of YOUTUBE artist/filmmakers are doing good film shorts already with their own time and effort"

    Exactly my point. We KNOW what it takes to make a good movie, even to the point where it's possible to do so with little/no resources at our disposal. These movies spent a combined $650 million and had all the resources in the world. To demand that THEY follow the same standards of good storytelling is not an unreasonable one.

  • @Bobzeaux

    good story telling.. hmm ok.. originally, Prime died because he lost to a virtual reality game against megatron because he accidentally killed someone in the virtual place.. thus calling defeat and asking to die.. and he got blown off..

    that's the origin.. they fought inside a tron like arcade and died for being too honorable even though he handed megatron's arse

    yep, Michael Bay should've really just gone with that original story

    i bet a lot of people would love that

  • @Bobzeaux

    tfwiki.net/wiki/Afterdeath!

    yes, this is of course way better than how the movie should've gone with Prime.. i sit thru a movie, i watch it, if i don't like then so what?

    end of the universe?

    if i dont like a song i dont listen to it, if it made millions or billions then good for the person who's profit was made.. but to bash it, that's just immature

    they don't demand anything

    getting robbed in the street, that's demanding something

    otherwise

    cool story bro

  • @JokesOnYah

    So it's wrong for me to dwell upon the unceasing stupidity of these movies, but it's ok for you to rant about one bad comic book plot? (Which also contradicts your prior point that TF had no story.) It's immature to speak out against a movie I paid to see, but it's NOT immature for you to similarly speak out against a comment that you don't like that you read for free? And these movies DO demand I shut my brain off, according to their fans that continue to suggest I do so.

  • @Bobzeaux

    excuses for your whining never ceases.. its not ranting on a comic but pointing out that your so called good writing, isn't there i the original.. you only see what you want to see so pleasing people like you is actually not anybody's priority.. sure go ahead and just troll around

  • @JokesOnYah

    You use two consecutive posts to make the same point on what you think of the comic. Yes, you're ranting. I never said that the comics were good writing, only that there WAS a story there, contrary to the point you failed to make about how there IS no story to the TFs. And you say I'M only seeing what I want to see, yet you're going to blow off almost 30 years of other stories just because of ONE comic? Don't condemn trolling until you first learn how to avoid it yourself.

  • @Bobzeaux HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i still am waiting for an actual story to Transformers from the original since there was none.. its a mix bag of cliche but during those times it wouldve look good, but rereading it it's too childish but hey, they made money from it so good for them i don't go off about it everywhere again cool story troll you can keep seeing what you want no point here, move along
  • @JokesOnYah

    Umm... the actual story (which, btw, is what Spielberg claims inspired him to produce the movies in the first place) is right here.

    watch?v=RGCE2BH8a_I

    "they made money from it so good for them i don't go off about it"

    The comics made money too, but you're not shy about bashing on them because of one single issue. Where's your 'good for them' attitude about THEIR works?

  • @Bobzeaux

    somebody lacked the reading capacity today

    "but rereading it it's too childish but hey, they made money from it so good for them"

    in anycase go like what you like and dont like what you dont like

    but dont bash things here and make it look like that only what you want

    and dont want is the thing to be heard and understood

    oh and my attitude? HAHAHAHA you assume too much from me

    im not a good guy greg here

  • @JokesOnYah

    It seems that you're right in my misreading your earlier post. Maybe improving on your grammar and punctuation would make it easier for me to determine if you're talking about the movies, or the comics. But again, you've been bashing the comics since you brought that one issue up, so this idea of you NOT bashing them that you continue to assert is a complete load.

  • @JokesOnYah

    "you assume too much from me"

    Considering how I assume that the ppl I talk to online can form coherent thoughts that DON'T constantly contradict each other, you may be right about THAT too.

  • @Bobzeaux really now? nobody ever contradicts? i see people say Quit while being ahead and its still a contradiction or drive carefully but HAHA on that too here's one for you though /watch?v=OOfmy6zlh_k&feature=r­elated repeat and repeat now get off that high horse oh wait sorry, it's just how you look like my bad on that WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIII
  • @JokesOnYah

    I mean contradicting themselves as in they say one thing, and then follow up with something else that completely botches their opening statement. (I.E. you saying that my complaining about a movie is bad, but you're perfectly content with complaining about a comic book.)

    What high horse? If it's possible for random ppl on youtube to make movies that aren't full of moronic plotholes (a fact which YOU brought up), why should I not expect better from the TF movies?

  • @Bobzeaux In movie 3 optimus had a whole new chest....

  • shut up optimis and help him out

  • optimus' legs are mis-transformed

  • wats the snitches bitches

  • Now we REALLY know why Jazz wasn't in the other movies.

  • Totally Unexpexted!

  • I didn't know Optimus was a Klingon 

  • unfortunately, jazz had rear wheel drive..........

  • I want that repaint of ratchet

  • Wait, the other robot in this movie had it's head cut off and still lived. So how could Jazz just died from that?

    Thumbs up if you agree with me.

  • @Jawsjawsjawsrg thats the point of this sketch.

    no trolling or flaming in this comment...

  • @Brickman274 Hay stupid, that is why I pointed out the other robot that got its head chopped off.

    Maybe you should think before you speak.

  • i have the same ratchet

  • So, this is what Michael Bay sounds like?

  • lol 2 bad jazz never came back 2 life in the series we culda used him

  • Imagine if this really happened o.e

  • Sadly, you died in GLORIOUS battle.

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  • he says the same thing as riche rich

  • WATS THE SICHES BITCHES!

    

  • Should have gotten Jon3pto to do the voice of Prime for this.

  • why is it in every movie the black dude dies first... i have always wondered why

  • @JHoward393

    Your an idiot, their a ton of movies where the black guy dies third or fourth... I just never found one where the black guy survived.

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  • @JHoward393

    No I am disagreeing with you. You said in every movie the black guy die's first. I am saying that's false and in some movies they die in the middle or late in the movie.

  • @id493337 why the heck did you wanna start stuff with me anyway

  • @JHoward393

    I am a  loser with no life and have nothing better to do.

  • Whoa, hold up, why is Ratchet his G1 colors and where the fuck is Ironhide?

  • This is by far my favorite Transformers clip besides the Prostate Cancer one.

  • poor jazz they should have just killed ratchet

  • XD

  • my favorite part "whats the stitches bitches" 

  • i normally hate leaving these comments but.....14 people died in GLORIOUS battle!

  • Quite frankly, I think Jazz would have survived being torn in half. Because I mean he's a robot. Besides, I'm sure they could have easily repaired him. But I guess Michael Bay thought that someone had to die. I found it pretty shocking that they killed Ironhide in the third film though.

  • i was glad when they killed jazz, because they made him a fucking moron to begin with...

    jazz: "what the mutha fuck be crackalackin' little bitches!"

    sam: "where'd he learn to talk like that?"

    optimus: "his name is jazz..."

    sam: "jazz?? uh, are you sure it isn't hardcore gansta rap?"

    .

    seriously, jazz was an idiot.

  • @thirtyoneuniform hes black that why :/

  • i want that custom jazz

  • I'm still pissed off about Michael Bay killing off Jazz...

  • I have all those toys. XD ........Por Jazzy~! QnQ

  • fuck u

  • Since when is there a "reactions" tab?!?!?

  • thumbs this up press F5 to skip advertisment

    

  • Hes right!

    l

    l

    v

  • wait a minute were the fuck is Ironhide?

  • wait 4 me fellaz

  • why is the second top rated comment a contradiction to the first?

  • WHATS THE SITCHES BITCHES!!!!

  • I guess he had back-wheel drive or somthing...

  • This is movie is actually going to show on Cartoon Network Saturday :)

  • @miles2994 did they cut out the bad words

  • @daxterfan1 Well ya they Haft to.

  • @miles2994 JUST CHEAKING

  • I like it how they actually used the figures for the first movie.

  • "Awww Jazz..."

    Yes... Jazz got the most heartfelt eulogy in cinema history.

  • he needs to some cool. he sound a little lame.

  • Bloody hell the player has broken seven times in a row! Why do none of ad-less videos have this problem? I'll watch your damn ad already but does it have to prevent the video from playing at all?!

  • lol

  • Jazz'es death was yet another example of how the black guy dies first.

  • @BenjaminWirtz jazz's*

  • @BenjaminWirtz  Almost all of romero's films had an Awesome Black hero

  • @BenjaminWirtz That what I was thinking when he was the first autobot to die in the movie.

  • @BenjaminWirtz commence operation human sheild

  • @BenjaminWirtz Well Jazz was played by a black guy

  • @BenjaminWirtz true.

  • WHAT'S THE SNITCHES BITCHES!!!!!

  • fuck these stupid hamster commercials

  • Okay everyone stop complaining about ads without ads, the people who make robot chicken would not have enough money to keep making the videos ok so shut the fuck up and watch the damn ad

  • LOL those are the real toys you can buy LOLOLOLOL :D :D

  • @Spud11357 press 4

  • It's just a flesh-wound.

    ;)

  • @SinnFein4ever hahahahaha press 4

  • press 4 fohayeaaa

  • FUCK YOU AND YOUR ADS YOUTUBE.

  • sadly... you died... in GLORRRIOUS battle!

  • wheres ironhide

  • Ah Jazz, you and your hilarious black stereotyping. ;)

  • 00:01

    

  • why won't ads just burn in hell already

  • "God damn...Retardacons......"

  • Just Solder my ass back together!

  • so THATS  what really happened to him...

  • KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

  • bock bock bock bock

    bah bock bock bock

    bah bock bock ba ba ba ba bock bock bock

  • i dont give a damn about booking a hotel room!

  • an error occurs to many times on this site. get them off or fix the fucken thing. oops, error, error, error, error.

  • 40 second add for a 40 second video.. how annoying.. and it didnt even load..

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  • A FUCKING ERROR OCCURRED!!!!

  • Those Transformers in the video look like the real Transformer toys O_O

  • @yakyak713 That's because they are. :1

  • waz the sitches biches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It would be hilarious if Pontiac is ever brought back. If they do come back, they should play this clip because Jazz was a Pontiac car.

  • WAT TEH SITCHEZ BITCHEZ!?!?!!?

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA NO MORE FREAKIN ADS IM DONE DONE DONE

  • Here trying to watch a 40 second video but a fucking 32 second ad is stopping me and its not even freakin loading!

  • its always the black guy that gets killed first...in this case the black robot

  • if the commercials wernt THE SAME THING it wouldent be so bad but would still suck

  • @JokeEmperor What video games do you play then? MARIO!?!?!?!?

    (God they took mario too far)

  • the same fucking advertizement every video. im not watching adultswim anymore on youtube

  • LOLZ

  • At :02 to skip commercial.

  • I wouldn't mind the commercials if they were for halo or something...

  • 8 people DIED in battle! LOL

    

  • I GET AN AD FOR A 43 SEC VIDEO.

  • Optimus Prime, don't forget to undergo regular prostate screening...

  • F*cking Optimus....how DARE you leave Jazz??!?!