@34sprayberryjackets Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
Bumblebee also SPOKE by movie's end, but the other two movies have him mute for no reason whatsoever. Optimus has the exact same body in Movie 3 as he did in Movie 1, despite the modifications of Jetfire's added parts at the end of Movie 2. Megatron is kicking Optimus' ass in Movie 1, yet he is somehow BEATEN by a weakened, one-armed Optimus in Movie 3.
These movies just LOVE thinking that their audience is that stupid. ;(
@Bobzeaux wait in the 3 one didnt u see megatron is freakin old n lazy n optimus get piss off ok so pretty much yea O.o megatron didnt have tht much energy like in the 1st one
@Bobzeaux Bumblebee voice box was damaged again some time after Movie 1.Jetfire's added parts at the end of end of Movie 2 was a one time thing and megatron was still weakened from the fight with prime at end of Movie 2 thats why a weakened, one-armed Optimus kicked his ass at the end of Movie 3.
@Bobzeaux Bee not speaking is a bit weird, but everything else can be explained and makes perfect sense. Optimus DOESN'T have the same body in movie 3 as he did in 1 & 2, his chest is different, as are his forearms, but Jetfires spare parts were never meant to be permanent, as was demonstrated at the end of movie 2 when he shed jetfires parts, they were just meant to help him defeat the fallen, not last forever.
Optimus sheds Jetfires wings, jet engines, etc., but he still hangs on to a crapload of parts that significantly alters most of his body. He may ditch the flight tech, but the way he doesn't with THESE parts suggests some kind of vitality to their function. (And yet, he still has the same chest that he has before his death, which you'd THINK would need the most work and would actually be justified in its looking different in Movie 3.)
@Bobzeaux Erm..he doesnt. Just look at him on the aircraft carrier at the very end of the movie, Optimus is back to looking like he did before. Sam revived Optimus with the Matrix, that repaired the fatal wounds on his body but he was too weak to fight The Fallen. Jetfire than gave him his parts to use as a power up pack to fight The Fallen with, after Jolt gave him a much needed boost of Energon. After that he shed ALL the parts and went back to looking like normal.
"Just look at him on the aircraft carrier at the very end of the movie"
Exactly my point. We actually SEE him shed his flight tech and nothing else, and it gives the impression that he needs these remaining parts that have integrated throughout his body. And one jump-cut later, he's back in old body. Why? And even IF he had a legit reason for losing the extra bits in his arms and such, wouldn't that mean he's just as weak as he was before having to face the Fallen?
That half-head thing on Megs is ALSO this movie series opening insulting the intelligence of its audience. If we're to assume that beheading these robots will kill them, how are they completely functional (if weakened) with only HALF of their head? And if Megs could be easily revitalized in Movie 2 despite the complications of being under water for 2 years, what's stopping him from similarly repairing himself between Movie 2 & 3?
@Bobzeaux Again, you obviously wasn't paying attention. Megatron was "easily" revived in movie 2 because the decepticons stole the remaining piece of the Allspark cube and revived him with that, after ripping apart a couple of other decepticons to use for parts. Where that Allspark shard went after that is a mystery but i always figured it was a one use type of thing since it was only a shard of the Allspark and not the whole thing.
"Where that Allspark shard went after that is a mystery"
That's one of the biggest problems about these movies; they introduce big plotholes about which all we can do is TRY to fill in ourselves since the movies don't care about answering such questions. And that still doesn't answer the question of how he's still fully functional, or why he can't repair himself. Assuming one is still alive after such an injury, you'd THINK it'd be up there one's list of priorities.
@Bobzeaux Also by movie 3 Megatron was a weak half-broken down mess after being defeated and severely injured by Optimus by the end of movie 2, he had half a head for goodness sake! And if you remember Starscream even made mention of Megatrons weakened state during the desert scene in movie 3, so that was why Prime was able to defeat him so easily compared to how Megatron was in movie 1 when he was in perfect working order and all powerful. So my friend it helps to pay attention.
@Bobzeaux I don't think minor continuity errors (yes they are minor because they are barely noticeable unless you watch the movies back-to-back and don't affect the plot in any way) mean a movie has ruined itself.
You're right. 'Minor' continuity errors aside, there's also the completely botched characterization, lack of focus, pitiful attempts at humor, acting that's mediocre at best, the plot that doesn't even care about how nonsensical it is, and worst of all, a general attitude that says "F*** the rules of good film-making, it's toy robots fighting, just shut up and enjoy it!"
hope you can make a better movie then that could earn more than the one made.. oh and don't make excuses with budgets since a lot of YOUTUBE artist/filmmakers are doing good film shorts already with their own time and effort
oh and yeah, it IS a japanese toys robot that actually has no sense since there wasn't really a story in it..
so if you so hate that movie and saying your point, gladly make it happen than whining off from something that made money
@JokesOnYah hey, why don't you do the same? eh? if it;s so fucking easy to make an amazing movie with no budget what-so-ever do it and show that anyone who bitches about transformers should be able to to just shit out another, better movie out of there asses. I mean, it;s clear hollywood just LOVEs spending trillions of dollars on franchises for no reason, since they could just use backyard FX to do the same job that would be just as equally acclaimed. dumbass
@JokesOnYah no, you're criticizing someone else's OPINION which he has the full RIGHT TO EXPRESS. and doing so by saying the most retarded thing in the world "let's see you do better?" so what, i have to write a novel now to say twilight sucks? i have to be a five star chef to tell you the steak on my plate tastes like shit? I have to be better at doing every single thing that anyone has ever done a shit job at in order to criticise it? go fuck yourself hyppocrite.
@JokesOnYah 1. never said the opinion was right. but he stihas the right to express it withyou putting him down for it. also, funny thing about you talking about there being a difference between eession of opiion and bashi, and then following with this sentence "you have half.. i beg your pardon, no brain for that"
well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. but hey, i already mentioned in my last post that you were a hypocrite, didn't I? thanks for prooving me right ^^
"don't make excuses with budgets since a lot of YOUTUBE artist/filmmakers are doing good film shorts already with their own time and effort"
Exactly my point. We KNOW what it takes to make a good movie, even to the point where it's possible to do so with little/no resources at our disposal. These movies spent a combined $650 million and had all the resources in the world. To demand that THEY follow the same standards of good storytelling is not an unreasonable one.
good story telling.. hmm ok.. originally, Prime died because he lost to a virtual reality game against megatron because he accidentally killed someone in the virtual place.. thus calling defeat and asking to die.. and he got blown off..
that's the origin.. they fought inside a tron like arcade and died for being too honorable even though he handed megatron's arse
yep, Michael Bay should've really just gone with that original story
yes, this is of course way better than how the movie should've gone with Prime.. i sit thru a movie, i watch it, if i don't like then so what?
end of the universe?
if i dont like a song i dont listen to it, if it made millions or billions then good for the person who's profit was made.. but to bash it, that's just immature
they don't demand anything
getting robbed in the street, that's demanding something
So it's wrong for me to dwell upon the unceasing stupidity of these movies, but it's ok for you to rant about one bad comic book plot? (Which also contradicts your prior point that TF had no story.) It's immature to speak out against a movie I paid to see, but it's NOT immature for you to similarly speak out against a comment that you don't like that you read for free? And these movies DO demand I shut my brain off, according to their fans that continue to suggest I do so.
excuses for your whining never ceases.. its not ranting on a comic but pointing out that your so called good writing, isn't there i the original.. you only see what you want to see so pleasing people like you is actually not anybody's priority.. sure go ahead and just troll around
You use two consecutive posts to make the same point on what you think of the comic. Yes, you're ranting. I never said that the comics were good writing, only that there WAS a story there, contrary to the point you failed to make about how there IS no story to the TFs. And you say I'M only seeing what I want to see, yet you're going to blow off almost 30 years of other stories just because of ONE comic? Don't condemn trolling until you first learn how to avoid it yourself.
@Bobzeaux HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i still am waiting for an actual story to Transformers from the original since there was none.. its a mix bag of cliche but during those times it wouldve look good, but rereading it it's too childish but hey, they made money from it so good for them i don't go off about it everywhere again cool story troll you can keep seeing what you want no point here, move along
Umm... the actual story (which, btw, is what Spielberg claims inspired him to produce the movies in the first place) is right here.
watch?v=RGCE2BH8a_I
"they made money from it so good for them i don't go off about it"
The comics made money too, but you're not shy about bashing on them because of one single issue. Where's your 'good for them' attitude about THEIR works?
It seems that you're right in my misreading your earlier post. Maybe improving on your grammar and punctuation would make it easier for me to determine if you're talking about the movies, or the comics. But again, you've been bashing the comics since you brought that one issue up, so this idea of you NOT bashing them that you continue to assert is a complete load.
Considering how I assume that the ppl I talk to online can form coherent thoughts that DON'T constantly contradict each other, you may be right about THAT too.
@Bobzeaux really now? nobody ever contradicts? i see people say Quit while being ahead and its still a contradiction or drive carefully but HAHA on that too here's one for you though /watch?v=OOfmy6zlh_k&feature=related repeat and repeat now get off that high horse oh wait sorry, it's just how you look like my bad on that WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I mean contradicting themselves as in they say one thing, and then follow up with something else that completely botches their opening statement. (I.E. you saying that my complaining about a movie is bad, but you're perfectly content with complaining about a comic book.)
What high horse? If it's possible for random ppl on youtube to make movies that aren't full of moronic plotholes (a fact which YOU brought up), why should I not expect better from the TF movies?
"it IS a japanese toys robot that actually has no sense since there wasn't really a story in it.."
Oh yeah... Dozens of TV shows and comic book titles... No story THERE whatsoever.
"so if you so hate that movie and saying your point, gladly make it happen than whining off from something that made money"
I'm not whining at something that made money. What I'm protesting is how completely stupid these movies are, and that they demand we BE as stupid for the sake of enjoying them.
No I am disagreeing with you. You said in every movie the black guy die's first. I am saying that's false and in some movies they die in the middle or late in the movie.
Quite frankly, I think Jazz would have survived being torn in half. Because I mean he's a robot. Besides, I'm sure they could have easily repaired him. But I guess Michael Bay thought that someone had to die. I found it pretty shocking that they killed Ironhide in the third film though.
Bloody hell the player has broken seven times in a row! Why do none of ad-less videos have this problem? I'll watch your damn ad already but does it have to prevent the video from playing at all?!
Okay everyone stop complaining about ads without ads, the people who make robot chicken would not have enough money to keep making the videos ok so shut the fuck up and watch the damn ad
Is it too much to ask for Optimus to "accidentally" step on Sam? I mean the movie would improve A LOT if Shia's character ceased to exist.
arbknight12 6 days ago
Did anyone thought while watchin this that Seth green makes a great chris rock impression
MultiSnyderman 1 week ago
Wait...
Yeah. Just noticed that Bumblebee got his legs blown off..
And lived..
And Jazz got his legs ripped off too...
And died.
?_?
66Metallicaman66 1 week ago
@66Metallicaman66 Incorrect. Jazz was ripped in half, bee got his legs blown off from the knee down.
dubkustomz85 1 week ago
TF Robot Chicken with 2007 TF figures? SWEET!
AliceSonicGundamFan 1 week ago
Jazz got a Asian driver bud dumm unnecessary racism so sad,
BahamutDKing 1 week ago
"Just signin my ass back together!"
"YEAHHHHHHHH!"
runninbunchie27 1 week ago
This video made my day! HAHAHAHAHA! POOR JAZZ!
Gridseeker 2 weeks ago
Isn't Rachet suppose to be lime green?
nixedmuts 2 weeks ago
@nixedmuts not the original, He was white and red.
aoinatafanboy84 2 weeks ago
Mirage has been in all three Transformers movies.....you just couldn't see him!
RustyShackleford360 3 weeks ago
GM, built to last
BGKO1992 3 weeks ago
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BGKO1992 3 weeks ago
Thus the end of Pontiac
34sprayberryjackets 1 month ago 12
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@34sprayberryjackets Do you know that Christianity is correct? The world around us reveals that G-d DOES exist, and the historical evidence reveals that Jesus Christ really did come to this earth and there is overwhelming evidence that Jesus Christ really did physically rise from the dead. Jesus is coming again and the signs of the end times that were foretold in the Bible are coming to pass.
marionetemanJ 1 month ago
but....jazz is rear wheel drive
cumaroz28 1 month ago
Jazz=GTA
CMEZ010897 1 month ago
then pick his remains up and lost his memory with another robot and rebuild him and sideswipe was created
Halo3171 1 month ago
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Jazz'es death was yet another example of how the black guy dies first
ThatWeirdHippie 1 month ago 2
Why did they Use the Rescue Ratchet Repaint? could they Not find a Regular Ratchet?
birca04 1 month ago 2
@birca04 because his G1 colour scheme is superior
Matt360UK 3 weeks ago
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Why is Jazz voiced like Mick Jagger?
SoulfulBrutha5805 1 month ago
Why is Jazz voiced like Mick Jagger?
SoulfulBrutha5805 1 month ago
Even if a FWD vehicle was torn in half, it'd be pretty easy to control
EvilTwerp45 1 month ago
Jazz sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait
sloucho84 1 month ago
ROBOT CHICKEN: Y U NO FUNNY??
TeknoMaX 1 month ago
@TeknoMaX
I AGREE
lecorbak 1 month ago
whats the SITCHES BITCHES
d34m0nh0st 1 month ago
jazz sounds like chris rock lol
iinsanebaby 2 months ago 2
did u voice a black guy for Optimus?
he's Canadian IRL
StubbyButtons 2 months ago
Seriously though. Bumblebee had his lower half destroyed in the SAME MOVIE, yet he was put back together by the end!
ZBlayde 2 months ago 3
@ZBlayde His legs were blown off, and Jazz was ripped in HALF. Imagine a HUMAN being ripped in half, means breaking the spine.
Jman92854 2 months ago
@ZBlayde
Bumblebee also SPOKE by movie's end, but the other two movies have him mute for no reason whatsoever. Optimus has the exact same body in Movie 3 as he did in Movie 1, despite the modifications of Jetfire's added parts at the end of Movie 2. Megatron is kicking Optimus' ass in Movie 1, yet he is somehow BEATEN by a weakened, one-armed Optimus in Movie 3.
These movies just LOVE thinking that their audience is that stupid. ;(
Bobzeaux 2 months ago 55
@Bobzeaux wait in the 3 one didnt u see megatron is freakin old n lazy n optimus get piss off ok so pretty much yea O.o megatron didnt have tht much energy like in the 1st one
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@Bobzeaux Bumblebee voice box was damaged again some time after Movie 1.Jetfire's added parts at the end of end of Movie 2 was a one time thing and megatron was still weakened from the fight with prime at end of Movie 2 thats why a weakened, one-armed Optimus kicked his ass at the end of Movie 3.
dogzilla09 1 week ago
@Bobzeaux Bee not speaking is a bit weird, but everything else can be explained and makes perfect sense. Optimus DOESN'T have the same body in movie 3 as he did in 1 & 2, his chest is different, as are his forearms, but Jetfires spare parts were never meant to be permanent, as was demonstrated at the end of movie 2 when he shed jetfires parts, they were just meant to help him defeat the fallen, not last forever.
dubkustomz85 1 week ago
@dubkustomz85
Optimus sheds Jetfires wings, jet engines, etc., but he still hangs on to a crapload of parts that significantly alters most of his body. He may ditch the flight tech, but the way he doesn't with THESE parts suggests some kind of vitality to their function. (And yet, he still has the same chest that he has before his death, which you'd THINK would need the most work and would actually be justified in its looking different in Movie 3.)
Bobzeaux 1 week ago
@Bobzeaux Erm..he doesnt. Just look at him on the aircraft carrier at the very end of the movie, Optimus is back to looking like he did before. Sam revived Optimus with the Matrix, that repaired the fatal wounds on his body but he was too weak to fight The Fallen. Jetfire than gave him his parts to use as a power up pack to fight The Fallen with, after Jolt gave him a much needed boost of Energon. After that he shed ALL the parts and went back to looking like normal.
dubkustomz85 1 week ago
@dubkustomz85
"Just look at him on the aircraft carrier at the very end of the movie"
Exactly my point. We actually SEE him shed his flight tech and nothing else, and it gives the impression that he needs these remaining parts that have integrated throughout his body. And one jump-cut later, he's back in old body. Why? And even IF he had a legit reason for losing the extra bits in his arms and such, wouldn't that mean he's just as weak as he was before having to face the Fallen?
Bobzeaux 1 week ago
@dubkustomz85
That half-head thing on Megs is ALSO this movie series opening insulting the intelligence of its audience. If we're to assume that beheading these robots will kill them, how are they completely functional (if weakened) with only HALF of their head? And if Megs could be easily revitalized in Movie 2 despite the complications of being under water for 2 years, what's stopping him from similarly repairing himself between Movie 2 & 3?
Bobzeaux 1 week ago
@Bobzeaux Again, you obviously wasn't paying attention. Megatron was "easily" revived in movie 2 because the decepticons stole the remaining piece of the Allspark cube and revived him with that, after ripping apart a couple of other decepticons to use for parts. Where that Allspark shard went after that is a mystery but i always figured it was a one use type of thing since it was only a shard of the Allspark and not the whole thing.
dubkustomz85 1 week ago
@dubkustomz85
"Where that Allspark shard went after that is a mystery"
That's one of the biggest problems about these movies; they introduce big plotholes about which all we can do is TRY to fill in ourselves since the movies don't care about answering such questions. And that still doesn't answer the question of how he's still fully functional, or why he can't repair himself. Assuming one is still alive after such an injury, you'd THINK it'd be up there one's list of priorities.
Bobzeaux 1 week ago
@Bobzeaux Also by movie 3 Megatron was a weak half-broken down mess after being defeated and severely injured by Optimus by the end of movie 2, he had half a head for goodness sake! And if you remember Starscream even made mention of Megatrons weakened state during the desert scene in movie 3, so that was why Prime was able to defeat him so easily compared to how Megatron was in movie 1 when he was in perfect working order and all powerful. So my friend it helps to pay attention.
dubkustomz85 1 week ago
@Bobzeaux It's only a movie, just enjoy it for what it is.
SUP3Rtoastr 1 week ago
@SUP3Rtoastr
I suppose that you enjoy EVERY movie ever made for what they are?
Bobzeaux 6 days ago
@Bobzeaux No, but i don't criticize every plothole either. It ruins the movie.
SUP3Rtoastr 6 days ago
@SUP3Rtoastr
If these movies didn't go out of their way to ruin themselves, it'd be much easier for me to enjoy them for what they are.
Bobzeaux 6 days ago
@Bobzeaux I don't think minor continuity errors (yes they are minor because they are barely noticeable unless you watch the movies back-to-back and don't affect the plot in any way) mean a movie has ruined itself.
SUP3Rtoastr 6 days ago
@SUP3Rtoastr
You're right. 'Minor' continuity errors aside, there's also the completely botched characterization, lack of focus, pitiful attempts at humor, acting that's mediocre at best, the plot that doesn't even care about how nonsensical it is, and worst of all, a general attitude that says "F*** the rules of good film-making, it's toy robots fighting, just shut up and enjoy it!"
Bobzeaux 6 days ago
@Bobzeaux Eh. I still enjoyed the movies.
SUP3Rtoastr 6 days ago
@Bobzeaux
hope you can make a better movie then that could earn more than the one made.. oh and don't make excuses with budgets since a lot of YOUTUBE artist/filmmakers are doing good film shorts already with their own time and effort
oh and yeah, it IS a japanese toys robot that actually has no sense since there wasn't really a story in it..
so if you so hate that movie and saying your point, gladly make it happen than whining off from something that made money
JokesOnYah 5 days ago
@JokesOnYah hey, why don't you do the same? eh? if it;s so fucking easy to make an amazing movie with no budget what-so-ever do it and show that anyone who bitches about transformers should be able to to just shit out another, better movie out of there asses. I mean, it;s clear hollywood just LOVEs spending trillions of dollars on franchises for no reason, since they could just use backyard FX to do the same job that would be just as equally acclaimed. dumbass
badflamer 4 days ago
@badflamer
too bad IM NOT THE ONE bashing somebody elses SUCCESS
otherwise, nice try kiddo
cool story troll
too bad your argument is invalid
JokesOnYah 4 days ago
@JokesOnYah no, you're criticizing someone else's OPINION which he has the full RIGHT TO EXPRESS. and doing so by saying the most retarded thing in the world "let's see you do better?" so what, i have to write a novel now to say twilight sucks? i have to be a five star chef to tell you the steak on my plate tastes like shit? I have to be better at doing every single thing that anyone has ever done a shit job at in order to criticise it? go fuck yourself hyppocrite.
badflamer 3 days ago
@badflamer
tsk tsk that's the problem with thinking that all opinions are a right
NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN OPINION DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT
but then again arrogancy is what you prefer
that you can never complete a sentence without putting
fillers that you think can make you smarter
there's a difference with expression and someone just bashing
but since you have half.. i beg your pardon, no brain for that
then good luck
cool story troll
JokesOnYah 3 days ago
@JokesOnYah 1. never said the opinion was right. but he stihas the right to express it withyou putting him down for it. also, funny thing about you talking about there being a difference between eession of opiion and bashi, and then following with this sentence "you have half.. i beg your pardon, no brain for that"
well, if that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. but hey, i already mentioned in my last post that you were a hypocrite, didn't I? thanks for prooving me right ^^
badflamer 1 day ago
@JokesOnYah
"don't make excuses with budgets since a lot of YOUTUBE artist/filmmakers are doing good film shorts already with their own time and effort"
Exactly my point. We KNOW what it takes to make a good movie, even to the point where it's possible to do so with little/no resources at our disposal. These movies spent a combined $650 million and had all the resources in the world. To demand that THEY follow the same standards of good storytelling is not an unreasonable one.
Bobzeaux 4 days ago
@Bobzeaux
good story telling.. hmm ok.. originally, Prime died because he lost to a virtual reality game against megatron because he accidentally killed someone in the virtual place.. thus calling defeat and asking to die.. and he got blown off..
that's the origin.. they fought inside a tron like arcade and died for being too honorable even though he handed megatron's arse
yep, Michael Bay should've really just gone with that original story
i bet a lot of people would love that
JokesOnYah 4 days ago
@Bobzeaux
tfwiki.net/wiki/Afterdeath!
yes, this is of course way better than how the movie should've gone with Prime.. i sit thru a movie, i watch it, if i don't like then so what?
end of the universe?
if i dont like a song i dont listen to it, if it made millions or billions then good for the person who's profit was made.. but to bash it, that's just immature
they don't demand anything
getting robbed in the street, that's demanding something
otherwise
cool story bro
JokesOnYah 4 days ago
@JokesOnYah
So it's wrong for me to dwell upon the unceasing stupidity of these movies, but it's ok for you to rant about one bad comic book plot? (Which also contradicts your prior point that TF had no story.) It's immature to speak out against a movie I paid to see, but it's NOT immature for you to similarly speak out against a comment that you don't like that you read for free? And these movies DO demand I shut my brain off, according to their fans that continue to suggest I do so.
Bobzeaux 4 days ago
@Bobzeaux
excuses for your whining never ceases.. its not ranting on a comic but pointing out that your so called good writing, isn't there i the original.. you only see what you want to see so pleasing people like you is actually not anybody's priority.. sure go ahead and just troll around
JokesOnYah 3 days ago
@JokesOnYah
You use two consecutive posts to make the same point on what you think of the comic. Yes, you're ranting. I never said that the comics were good writing, only that there WAS a story there, contrary to the point you failed to make about how there IS no story to the TFs. And you say I'M only seeing what I want to see, yet you're going to blow off almost 30 years of other stories just because of ONE comic? Don't condemn trolling until you first learn how to avoid it yourself.
Bobzeaux 3 days ago
JokesOnYah 3 days ago
@JokesOnYah
Umm... the actual story (which, btw, is what Spielberg claims inspired him to produce the movies in the first place) is right here.
watch?v=RGCE2BH8a_I
"they made money from it so good for them i don't go off about it"
The comics made money too, but you're not shy about bashing on them because of one single issue. Where's your 'good for them' attitude about THEIR works?
Bobzeaux 2 days ago
@Bobzeaux
somebody lacked the reading capacity today
"but rereading it it's too childish but hey, they made money from it so good for them"
in anycase go like what you like and dont like what you dont like
but dont bash things here and make it look like that only what you want
and dont want is the thing to be heard and understood
oh and my attitude? HAHAHAHA you assume too much from me
im not a good guy greg here
JokesOnYah 2 days ago
@JokesOnYah
It seems that you're right in my misreading your earlier post. Maybe improving on your grammar and punctuation would make it easier for me to determine if you're talking about the movies, or the comics. But again, you've been bashing the comics since you brought that one issue up, so this idea of you NOT bashing them that you continue to assert is a complete load.
Bobzeaux 2 days ago
@JokesOnYah
"you assume too much from me"
Considering how I assume that the ppl I talk to online can form coherent thoughts that DON'T constantly contradict each other, you may be right about THAT too.
Bobzeaux 2 days ago
JokesOnYah 2 days ago
@JokesOnYah
I mean contradicting themselves as in they say one thing, and then follow up with something else that completely botches their opening statement. (I.E. you saying that my complaining about a movie is bad, but you're perfectly content with complaining about a comic book.)
What high horse? If it's possible for random ppl on youtube to make movies that aren't full of moronic plotholes (a fact which YOU brought up), why should I not expect better from the TF movies?
Bobzeaux 2 days ago
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@JokesOnYah
"it IS a japanese toys robot that actually has no sense since there wasn't really a story in it.."
Oh yeah... Dozens of TV shows and comic book titles... No story THERE whatsoever.
"so if you so hate that movie and saying your point, gladly make it happen than whining off from something that made money"
I'm not whining at something that made money. What I'm protesting is how completely stupid these movies are, and that they demand we BE as stupid for the sake of enjoying them.
Bobzeaux 4 days ago
@Bobzeaux In movie 3 optimus had a whole new chest....
legoindyshortround 1 day ago
shut up optimis and help him out
jtgl2629 2 months ago
optimus' legs are mis-transformed
sharkdude5 2 months ago
wats the snitches bitches
purplebluewhite 2 months ago
Now we REALLY know why Jazz wasn't in the other movies.
Superbat577 2 months ago
Totally Unexpexted!
Superbat577 2 months ago
I didn't know Optimus was a Klingon
Thanatos71185 3 months ago
unfortunately, jazz had rear wheel drive..........
MrKarl250 3 months ago in playlist Season 4
I want that repaint of ratchet
ninjarmy 3 months ago
Wait, the other robot in this movie had it's head cut off and still lived. So how could Jazz just died from that?
Thumbs up if you agree with me.
Jawsjawsjawsrg 3 months ago
@Jawsjawsjawsrg thats the point of this sketch.
no trolling or flaming in this comment...
Brickman274 3 months ago
@Brickman274 Hay stupid, that is why I pointed out the other robot that got its head chopped off.
Maybe you should think before you speak.
Jawsjawsjawsrg 3 months ago
i have the same ratchet
ernestgarza211 3 months ago
So, this is what Michael Bay sounds like?
IndependenceHD 4 months ago
lol 2 bad jazz never came back 2 life in the series we culda used him
bad2dabohn1992 4 months ago
Imagine if this really happened o.e
TheChainsawArtist 4 months ago
Sadly, you died in GLORIOUS battle.
Ironbat92 4 months ago 4
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Ironbat92 4 months ago
he says the same thing as riche rich
desertvet351 4 months ago
WATS THE SICHES BITCHES!
JusThomas16 4 months ago 50
Should have gotten Jon3pto to do the voice of Prime for this.
CodyElford 4 months ago
why is it in every movie the black dude dies first... i have always wondered why
JHoward393 4 months ago
@JHoward393
Your an idiot, their a ton of movies where the black guy dies third or fourth... I just never found one where the black guy survived.
id493337 4 months ago
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JHoward393 4 months ago
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JHoward393 4 months ago
@JHoward393
No I am disagreeing with you. You said in every movie the black guy die's first. I am saying that's false and in some movies they die in the middle or late in the movie.
id493337 4 months ago
@id493337 why the heck did you wanna start stuff with me anyway
JHoward393 4 months ago
@JHoward393
I am a loser with no life and have nothing better to do.
id493337 4 months ago
Whoa, hold up, why is Ratchet his G1 colors and where the fuck is Ironhide?
XXPrincessMidna 5 months ago
This is by far my favorite Transformers clip besides the Prostate Cancer one.
XXPrincessMidna 5 months ago
poor jazz they should have just killed ratchet
Commanderfox945 5 months ago
XD
PromoPrime 5 months ago
my favorite part "whats the stitches bitches"
MegaBeararms 5 months ago
i normally hate leaving these comments but.....14 people died in GLORIOUS battle!
prototype3651 5 months ago
Quite frankly, I think Jazz would have survived being torn in half. Because I mean he's a robot. Besides, I'm sure they could have easily repaired him. But I guess Michael Bay thought that someone had to die. I found it pretty shocking that they killed Ironhide in the third film though.
MDthornton83 5 months ago
i was glad when they killed jazz, because they made him a fucking moron to begin with...
jazz: "what the mutha fuck be crackalackin' little bitches!"
sam: "where'd he learn to talk like that?"
optimus: "his name is jazz..."
sam: "jazz?? uh, are you sure it isn't hardcore gansta rap?"
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seriously, jazz was an idiot.
thirtyoneuniform 5 months ago
@thirtyoneuniform hes black that why :/
nicholas33309 5 months ago
i want that custom jazz
Soundwave952 5 months ago
I'm still pissed off about Michael Bay killing off Jazz...
CodyElford 5 months ago
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WHATS THE SITCHES BITCHES
kaijufanX123 5 months ago
I have all those toys. XD ........Por Jazzy~! QnQ
Mslolibear 5 months ago
fuck u
MusicByExplicit 5 months ago
Since when is there a "reactions" tab?!?!?
KingOfTheNarwhals 5 months ago
thumbs this up press F5 to skip advertisment
shadowdante2 6 months ago
Hes right!
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TH3M4STERM4N 6 months ago
wait a minute were the fuck is Ironhide?
2569080 6 months ago
wait 4 me fellaz
TheGodfather5639 6 months ago
why is the second top rated comment a contradiction to the first?
MegamaXX500 6 months ago
WHATS THE SITCHES BITCHES!!!!
SuperFamfan 6 months ago
I guess he had back-wheel drive or somthing...
DrunkGuineaBird 6 months ago
This is movie is actually going to show on Cartoon Network Saturday :)
miles2994 6 months ago
@miles2994 did they cut out the bad words
daxterfan1 6 months ago
@daxterfan1 Well ya they Haft to.
miles2994 6 months ago
@miles2994 JUST CHEAKING
daxterfan1 6 months ago
I like it how they actually used the figures for the first movie.
miles2994 6 months ago
"Awww Jazz..."
Yes... Jazz got the most heartfelt eulogy in cinema history.
Bobzeaux 6 months ago
he needs to some cool. he sound a little lame.
mikangra 6 months ago
Bloody hell the player has broken seven times in a row! Why do none of ad-less videos have this problem? I'll watch your damn ad already but does it have to prevent the video from playing at all?!
StrainOfThought 7 months ago
lol
Makargo123 7 months ago
Jazz'es death was yet another example of how the black guy dies first.
BenjaminWirtz 7 months ago 292
@BenjaminWirtz jazz's*
BeNNyBoYe13 5 months ago
@BenjaminWirtz Almost all of romero's films had an Awesome Black hero
sk8massacre 5 months ago
@BenjaminWirtz That what I was thinking when he was the first autobot to die in the movie.
Yasuda9000 4 months ago
@BenjaminWirtz commence operation human sheild
alienjoe123 4 months ago
@BenjaminWirtz Well Jazz was played by a black guy
Abirdentertainment 4 months ago
@BenjaminWirtz true.
Gullyaza11212 2 months ago
WHAT'S THE SNITCHES BITCHES!!!!!
richboy706 7 months ago
fuck these stupid hamster commercials
Hawks086 7 months ago 34
Okay everyone stop complaining about ads without ads, the people who make robot chicken would not have enough money to keep making the videos ok so shut the fuck up and watch the damn ad
skievl23 7 months ago
LOL those are the real toys you can buy LOLOLOLOL :D :D
Spud11357 7 months ago
@Spud11357 press 4
agentspider127 7 months ago
It's just a flesh-wound.
;)
SinnFein4ever 7 months ago
@SinnFein4ever hahahahaha press 4
agentspider127 7 months ago
press 4 fohayeaaa
agentspider127 7 months ago
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ADS YOUTUBE.
2ndXary 7 months ago
sadly... you died... in GLORRRIOUS battle!
alberca90 7 months ago
wheres ironhide
IFearWork 7 months ago
Ah Jazz, you and your hilarious black stereotyping. ;)
TenorZero 7 months ago
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FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY
ACRedsCreations 8 months ago
00:01
Englandude199428 8 months ago
why won't ads just burn in hell already
dlighter4eva 9 months ago
"God damn...Retardacons......"
28trigrams 10 months ago 9
Just Solder my ass back together!
Rpoman2009 11 months ago 97
so THATS what really happened to him...
SweetBrwnSuga 11 months ago
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
Burgerking4591 1 year ago
bock bock bock bock
bah bock bock bock
bah bock bock ba ba ba ba bock bock bock
fads90 1 year ago
i dont give a damn about booking a hotel room!
fangrrlofnigahiga 1 year ago
an error occurs to many times on this site. get them off or fix the fucken thing. oops, error, error, error, error.
MrZaffiri 1 year ago
40 second add for a 40 second video.. how annoying.. and it didnt even load..
zorakbane 1 year ago
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zorakbane 1 year ago
A FUCKING ERROR OCCURRED!!!!
5StarGeneralXenoCO 1 year ago
Those Transformers in the video look like the real Transformer toys O_O
yakyak713 1 year ago
@yakyak713 That's because they are. :1
Stiksteve 1 year ago
waz the sitches biches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
transformje 1 year ago
It would be hilarious if Pontiac is ever brought back. If they do come back, they should play this clip because Jazz was a Pontiac car.
ZSwierczynski 1 year ago
WAT TEH SITCHEZ BITCHEZ!?!?!!?
FanimusMaximus 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO MORE FREAKIN ADS IM DONE DONE DONE
Loppyabell 1 year ago
Here trying to watch a 40 second video but a fucking 32 second ad is stopping me and its not even freakin loading!
SNESosT 1 year ago
its always the black guy that gets killed first...in this case the black robot
bogman1191 1 year ago 2
if the commercials wernt THE SAME THING it wouldent be so bad but would still suck
ratsvadumee 1 year ago
@JokeEmperor What video games do you play then? MARIO!?!?!?!?
(God they took mario too far)
bluepickle15 1 year ago
the same fucking advertizement every video. im not watching adultswim anymore on youtube
nowurine 1 year ago
LOLZ
spacegoat4ever 1 year ago
At :02 to skip commercial.
ECHO1NINER 1 year ago
I wouldn't mind the commercials if they were for halo or something...
bluepickle15 1 year ago
8 people DIED in battle! LOL
bobbyboy1450 1 year ago
I GET AN AD FOR A 43 SEC VIDEO.
RaptorGears 1 year ago
Optimus Prime, don't forget to undergo regular prostate screening...
sybokanew 1 year ago
F*cking Optimus....how DARE you leave Jazz??!?!
abandondvoodoo 1 year ago