Project Lazarus fatal error

[Chinatownsoverseer]

Shepard.exe has stopped working

[Zgarngaf]

*Shephard show up*

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[MarlonJohno]

Jacob should have been like: "WILSOOOON!!!"

[Noviathan]

Three dimensions is too mainstream, therefore Hipster Shepard had his face compressed into a two dimensional plane.

[yoshiandfriends977]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[Icedrake201]

That is why you don't install Amnesia: The Dark Descent on the company's research mainframe.

[GraytheKnight]

I am scary as hell, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

.....

YOU MUST DIE

[carmen510]

I don't think shooting Shepard in the back would do anything, since he's clearly been shot in the face.

[HaloWarlord117117]

@carmen510 with a flower pot,thumbs up if you get the reference

[AgentTunaghost1]

OH GOD WHY DOES IT WOBBLE

[WeasleFireable]

00:04 *Sunglasses*

[Lambda217]

goodins

[seanortiz123]

Omg Zombie Shepard!!! lol

[Rascus75]

HELLOOOOOOOO NIGHTMARES

[sonicrocks942]

Paper shepard 64.

[CanadianPolybius]

STAY IN THE CAR, CHUCK

[roronoapedro]

OH GOD

[Strixlord]

KILL IT, WITH MY FAVOURITE STORE ON THE CITADEL!

[explosionguy23]

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS? 

[YouNeedIce]

MOM, POLICE, ANYONE, HELP

[DarkSignal59]

0:18 did it just...smile? O_O

lol the comments make the vid even funnier XD

[darthgueedo]

Anderson: Reverse and hold at 18.5.

Nihlus: D8

Shepard: D8

Anderson: This mission just got a lot more complicated.

[NickMaloney92]

And here I thought I'd seen the worst looking Shepards... -_-

[dark7element]

HOLY SHIT, ACTIVATE THE NEUTRON PURGE!

[evenfall369]

It's a Browntile!

[th3d3storoy3r]

What. the. fuck

[paranoidude]

I WANT TO SEE A SEX SCENE WITH IT!

[KRAUSER0130]

keep pressing f13

[MrGmodlol61]

@KRAUSER0130 It didn't do anything.

[KRAUSER0130]

@MrGmodlol61 *TROLLFACE*

damn it worked for me

[MrGmodlol61]

@KRAUSER0130 You do realize shift+F1 is F13 right?

[KRAUSER0130]

@MrGmodlol61 uhm nope.avi

[Strawbellies]

I wonder why he'd ever want to shoot that?

[Specterish]

"I had a feeling Wilson was looking for a chance to shoot me in the back... God knows he wouldn't shoot me in the front with a face like this"

[paranoidude]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H OHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIGAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAWD!!

[FearRadio]

Why am I laughing uncontrollably at something so stupid.

[sonicrocks942]

LOL @ possible Dr who refference.

[BlarkUntVhite]

@sonicrocks942 no actually

[SirColAmiX]

2D Shepard XD

[KMxHearts]

I thought Ugly Shepard was bad! This is Abomination Shepard, or Unholy Hellspawn Shepard!

[Vincentiusify]

Funny, Lazarus means completely drunk where I'm from.

[Jeddy017]

All Sheperd needs to do is show the council his face.Then they'll believe the face rapers are coming.

[rockworm503]

The reapers are coming and people will be lining up to be destroyed to avoid Shepard.

[Premir56]

There goes 2 million credits down the toilet

[GangstaJohnnyB]

EXTERMINATUS

[IMB2U]

Ahhh, that's why the Normandy SR2 had no mirrors in it...

[merksperk2]

LOL Shepard's mouth is inside-out.

[lizerg700]

Put on a romance video and we will be best friends forever.

[unclehappy1]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the latest victim of Cerberus budget cuts.

[Lulzman69]

Project Lazarus reminds me of that one Doctor Who episode. Heh

[Rexsar813]

Project lazarus failed.........

[ReaperMan666]

Project Deformed-Cardboard-Moustache Head = Success!

[MrSdfg23]

Possibly the creepiest part of it is at 0:15. His head looks like it's IN 2D.

[RyvernRaigon]

JESUS CHRIST! even I would shoot him! ಠ̯ಠ

[champayne17]

SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR

[Amainville93]

@champayne17 Right about now, the Executioners from the 3rd Star Ocean game would be coming to raze the Milky Way to the ground.

[unionofonion]

@Amainville93 The executioners would just get killed by the reapers.

They're powerful but the reapers would just destroy them and probably get destroyed in the process.

[Amainville93]

@unionofonion I sincerely doubt that. The Reapers are far less advanced than anything the Executioners have to offer. They have the power of symbology. They destroyed the Aquaelie (the most advanced ship in the universe, at that point, maybe second only to something the Vendeeni may have had) in a single hit. One of them did that. And they are essentially limitless. Kill a few, the program puts a few more in. Reapers just have advanced lasers. They'd be simply no match.

[killallianceftw]

BRAINS....

[DetenatorDan2]

Who wouldn't shoot that in the back?

[DarthMessias]

Science couldn't revive you...but necromancy always will!

[Android2137]

Miranda: Your scars (and your everything else) aren't fully healed yet.

[ToiletBomberAlpha]

@Android2137 - Good job at quoting the video, citizen. You have been selected to be injected with praying mantis DNA.

[Android2137]

@ToiletBomberAlpha Nah. Quoted the game. Not this particular video. :B There is a bit of a difference.

[Bailey2468]

Looks like the were using a mac to run the Lazarus on.

[Clucky117]

Shepard: The elusive man, i thought we would be meeting face to face..

Elusive man: A necessary precaution..

[sIatnican]

zombie shepard,

nice

[LilSayo]

woah, wtf did I just saw....

[morrisrevan]

Can't breath . . . Can't Breath . . . best ME2 fail yet

[Helopusobiwa]

HOYL SHIT ZOMBIE SHEPARD!

[Gametuber94]

Skull not reconstructable. You're telling me!

[FockingCamper]

Shepard-Commander looks FUCKED!

[nathiopental]

good instinct.

[Theboy797A]

Does not compute.

[LaFylnn]

...um Miranda... you forgot to put Shep's face back on...

[oreolovr]

Of course he wanted to shoot you in the back Shepard, he didn't want to look at your face

[Mike0isabigdeal]

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

All the ladies love Shepards dick. No matter what he looks like

[Idontreallycare80]

Miranda: Alright shepard, do you have any questions before we head out?

Shepard: just one. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FACE???!!!!!!!!!

[animorphs135]

@Idontreallycare80 XD!!!!

[Idontreallycare80]

OMG ZOMBIE REDNECK SHEPARD (no offense to anyone)

[Sharagran]

PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!

[morrisrevan]

@Sharagran Awesome Overlord Reference. Best DLC by far IMHO.

[ThePwNsTaRr]

Wth is he a zombie?

[RPusdoNUTZLOLZ9]

is it wrong to fap.

[thespartanmk1]

I haven't lol'd this hard in a long time. I CAN'T STOP LOLING. MAKE IT STOP! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY.

[blublur437]

KILL IT! KILL IT WHITH PLASMA! What? it's going to work better than fire.

[iOnlySignIn]

Make him kiss Miranda. >:-)

[LilSayo]

Mommy :( Im scared

[KrimsinYT]

Well, he certainly wouldn't need to shoot you in the face, Shep.

[SuperNerd000]

I just shit myself

[Omanaite]

IT'S FUCKING TWO DIMENSIONAL

[alsk8ter123]

Zombie Fucking Sheppard!

[MandibleMuge]

Bottom of the ocean, now!

[lucitribal]

looks like cerberus made a mistake when bringing him back to life...

[peepsbates]

AHHHHHHHH

[Suetakefan]

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?

WHY THE FUCK IS IT NOT DEAD?!??!

[MrAfroNinjaa]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[LegionOfMany112]

@MrAfroNinjaa NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE

[CaptainPwnt]

someone please kill that thing

[lKajiol]

What in the hell...?

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

EMPERORS BOWELS

[MSTRadock]

HOLY

[PhoenonX]

Oh gosh how did you get this to happen?