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  • Too much Penn, not enough Carolla....FUCK PENN

  • Huxley was Darwin's bulldog

  • This was both funny and logical :P

  • most atheist are "agnostic weak atheist". which means you dont believe in god based on the evidence or lack of i guess, for a gods existence. but if someone were to present overwhelming and sufficient evidence for the existence of a god you would be willing to believing. which is almost certainly not going to happen.

  • we use common sense and knowledge that God created ..you fat shit come on man

  • Penn fail. Agnostic is a hypocrite

  • That was kind of a silly argument at the end. There's a point in there, but he emphasized it to a ridiculous degree, I think it kind of made atheists look narrow minded and stupid. Christians just say we have free will. Maybe narrow it down to saying why would you go to the doctor if you already prayed. But that's even stupid too because Christians don't expect God to answer all prayers.

  • @mrpayne123 "But that's even stupid too because Christians don't expect God to answer all prayers."

    But such people are not Christians. The bible is clear that god will answer the prayers of true believers, even to the point of moving mountains at their bidding. Mark 11:23

  • I prefer athiest to agnostic because I very much deny on all accounts that anything resembling the god of christianity, islam, and judaism exists. But I very much like his point about most religious people secretly being athiests: so true and hilarious.

  • I know people that believe in God, but they don't know why. They were told to do so and they don't question it. It gives them a sense of comfort and it's what they chose to do. It makes them uncomfortable to think otherwise and they don't want to hear an argument from anyone against their belief, no matter how logical the argument could be. I don't judge people on whether or not they believe in God , but most religious people more often than not will refuse someone who does not believe in God.

  • great picture

  • I agree. Flawed argument on Penn's part.

  • I'm an Agnostic Atheist myself but I have to say this. God tells people to never test him so the argument about stopping at red lights can be easily argued against. If a Christian is truly devote he wouldn't make rash decisions hoping god would sort out the details.

  • @Metalcupcakes - the bible says not to test god, it also says anything you ask for in prayer you will get.

  • Gee, let's see. Ayn Rand vs Jesus Christ: An intelligent, solidly consistent women with a totally logical philosophy or a "a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree".... Hmmm... Give me a moment to ponder this...

  • That is not my understanding. Agnosticism is knowledge claim: Can we know that "x" is knowable? If yes, then gnostic, else, agnostic. If someone said "I believe (at least one) god exists" is a true statement, then theist. If someone said "I believe that no gods exist" is a true statement, then atheist. If someone does not affirm either statement as true, guess what? They are also an atheist.

  • So sad that even after so much persecution based on differences people still think it's ok to persecute atheists. Atheism is just open-mindedness and common sense. Live and let live.

  • He is right that agnoticism is not believing that there is a God. But Atheism is the belief that there is no God. So they are clearly different. I don't see the point he is trying to make....

  • Nsavageravageunicorn No, atheism is not a "belief". It is the refusal to accept as true a claim that has no evidence.

    Atheism has othing to do whatsoever with belief.

  • @MisterDataJack Agnoticism is the absense of a belief in whether there is a God or that no God exists, therefore staying in the state of doubt. Atheism asserts that there is no God leaving the state of doubt and into the fixation of belief.

  • @savageravageunicorn did you listen to the video? agnosticism deals with *knowledge* of god's existence.

  • @lehman ok fine. how does that get us to the conclusion that agnostics are atheists?

  • @savageravageunicorn There I don't agree with Penn. Most of us don't feel that's the case as someone could believe in a god existing, but have no actual knowledge of it (aka faith).

    Most agree that agnosticism can be applied to both theism and atheism.

  • @lehman Yeah. i think one could make the case that atheism and theism try to go outside of the bounds of knowledge and agnoticism trys to uphold those boundaries.

  • @lehman If you have no knowledge of your god...then how are you talking about your belief in a god? It would be the epitome of abstract thought if you said that you had no knowledge of your gods attributes despite your knowledge of his/her/it's existence but to say that you have a belief in a god that you have no knowledge of...is plain contradiction. Agnosticism is a dissociation from acceptance of your "PERSONAL" lack of constitution to admit your lack of "KNOWLEDGE" of any deities.

  • @Mikedogg13666 It's not really a contradiction. Most of the world seem to do fine at believing in a god that they don't know for sure if it exists.

  • oh my god lol this is so funny :D

  • Mogley52, shut the fuck up.

  • SCIENCE SHOWS THAT THE UNIVERSE could not have sustained itself eternally because of entropy (even in an open system). Einstein confirmed that space, matter, and time had a beginning! That beginning had to be supernatural because natural laws have no ability to bring the universe into existence from nothing. The supernatural cannot be proved by science but science points to a supernatural intelligence for the origin and order of the universe ~ HOW FORENSIC SCIENCE REFUTES ATHEISM (Article)

  • @Mogley52 One, why do you think atheists believe that the universe is eternal ? I've never met an atheists that said that. You are also substituting the SUPERNATURAL with the UNKNOWN ."We don't know how the universe was formed so there has to be a supernatural." That is a edict out of the Bronze age that so far has shown proof. Pedal your creation hack science some where else please.

  • @Mogley52 Einstein did not confirm that. Just because you don't know, doesn't make it supernatural. What makes you think there was nothing before the universe? Supernatural can't be proven because it doesn't exist -- that's why it's "supernatural". How the universe began, the earth was formed and how humans got here -- all have literally nothing to do with Atheism. Get the fuck out, read a book and free yourself you impossibly dim tosser.

  • YMogley52 Your inability to understand "natural laws" does not in any way support the existence of supernatural entities.

  • @Mogley52 When you make statements like "science points to a supernatural intelligence..." you should provide evidence of your claims. Simply saying things does not make them true.

  • @Mogley52 Actually the odds are 100%, since it happened. Your argument is based in a misrepresentation of statistical method for use in an epistemological argument.

  • @Mogley52 You dont' have any new information, just a spinning of old information to fit your claims. That isn't scientific at all, it is being evasive and untruthful. If it were science it would have become fact by now

  • What utter Bullshit. If we obey stop signs were Atheists, because we dont trust God to save us?? When Satan told Jesus to throw himself off the mountain so the Angels could save him, Jesus said do not test the Lord. Jillette thinks he knows all things, so it seems he thinks he is a God himself.

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual Dude, not even the Hebrews actually follow their moon-based calender. They only use it for religious ceremonies, that's it!

  • Theists are funny. They've been lied to all their lives, and find comfort in those lies. Often when presented with evidence that their God couldn't exist in this universe, they panic. Agnostics are like the French in wartime, as they straddle the fence then surrender when pulled into a debate on the existence (or lack there of) of a God/gods. But all told, even as an atheist, I know that there are things we can't simply explain away with science, yet. Studies disprove studies everyday.

  • I like Penn, I really do but he is a little confused here. If the theist says "I believe god exists" they would be agnostics. To say you believe something means you “don’t know”. If you know something is true you have no use for belief. The theist, atheist and agnostic have nothing to do with belief. They are based on knowledge. The knowledge from religious training, the knowledge that the religious training is false or not enough knowledge. All three are mutually exclusive.

  • Jillette FTW!

  • You, MOTHERFUCKER, are an Atheist! lol

  • "you mother fucker are an atheist" cracks me up.

  • Go to wordoffakes or MrBiblefacts

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    Nope, but why would the scribblers who cobbled together the Bible mean lunar years while the Bible simply talk about "years"? Nowhere in the Bible does it say, "Oh, by the way, we're talking about lunar years." Were they, like you, trying to deceive the gullible? Please prove to me, and anyone to anyone else who reads this, that the Bible means lunar years. Please provide positive, irrefutable, rock solid proof of your claim.

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    According to my KJV bible, it clearly says that Methusaleh was 969 years old, Noah was 800 and Sarah, at 500 was still having babies. Nowhere does the bible say anything about lunar cycles. Life was short and nasty, with famine, disease, warfare, poor nutrition, &c ensuring that people did not get old. The average human of 2000 years ago reached a life span of 30-40 years, so Sarah's fertility is an impossibility,

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    Where is your PROOF? Just because a lot of people believe a lie doesn't make it a truth. Where is the irrefutable proof of your assertion? BTW, evolutionists don't have a problem with transitional species because science has overwhelming evidence of its veracity. I am not a scientist so I am uanble to further argue this point with you nor am I able to argue about the ancient Hebrews usual lunar cycles because I don't know.

  • Love this :)

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    Unicorns existed but you still have to find the fossils to prove it? Wow, I'm glad that you're not on a jury! Regarding your lunar/solar years, where in the Bible does it say this? It seems to me that you're making stuff up. How did Noah manage to find Australia's Giant Gippsland Earthworm which lives hidden deep underground? Or birds of prey which live only high up on rock ledges? Or unwilling animals and the utterly ferocious wolverines? Or bacteria and whales?

  • The word "atheist" does not answer the theological question: the proper word in this context is "anti-theist." Or, you do not believe in a *specific* kind of God.

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    The Bible is a compilation of stories, legends and mythology of ancients who incorporated into it all thier superstition, fears, anxiety, anger and violence. Even a cursory glance will show you that it is filled with absurdity such as a talking snake, unicorns exist, the world is flat, round, square, on posts and has windows, a 500 year old woman still having babies and an 800 year old peasant farmer, Noah, building an ocean going vessel. It's an embarrassment.

  • Sorry Penn, agnostic is also a stand alone position on the question of whether or not God exists. There are a lot of people who self label as "agnostic" because they understand this and don't buy into you pedantic bullshit definitions for "agnostic" and "atheist". Atheist is someone who "denies God exists", "agnostic" takes no position. If this wasn't true, you and the atheist community wouldn't be whining and crying about how badly the words are misunderstood. Fuck you.

  • No, the grand tale of the opalescent dogshit fairy was also written as fact. Not as an item of control and oppression that is the bible. You can't prove it wasn't, how else does dog shit not spontaneously combust? The opalescent dogshit fairy is why. Were you around when the first dog took a shit? No, you weren't. But the opalescent dogshit fairy was, and it prevented that dog from getting a nasty burn.

    Religious belief is by definition illogical, get over yourself.

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    I know the opalescent dogshit fairy exists because I'm a believer of the opalescent dogshit fairy. See? I've just defeated the nonbelievers of the opalescent dogshit fairy's logic.

    Non believers of the opalescent dogshit fairy have no argument. It is a non argument.

    The opalescent dogshit fairy is our dogs fecal savior and exists. Period.

    There is no argument.

    See what I did there? Look past your brainwashing and try to think about that for a moment.

  • @UnbiasedIntellectual

    "Unicorns exist because I really, really want them to. PERIOD."

    See how batshit crazy your claims are, wingnut?

  • Theist/Atheist deals with whether you believe in god(s). Gnostic/Agnostic deals with what you know (or claim to know).

    A GNOSTIC THEIST believes in god(s) and claims to know for sure.

    An AGNOSTIC THEIST believes in god(s) but does not claim to know for sure.

    A GNOSTIC ATHEIST does not believe in god(s) and claims to know for sure.

    An AGNOSTIC ATHEIST does not believe in god(s) and does not claim to know for sure.

    I hope this helps.

  • @Savipalooza

    JEW

  • @TheMrgoku1985

    wat?

  • @Savipalooza <-jew

  • @TheMrgoku1985

    I'm an agnostic atheist, not a Jew. What message are you trying to convey by calling me a Jew?

  • Penn's rant at the end was amazing.

  • The Big Bang occurred when God exploded.

  • @brokenscimitar Sexually?

  • @brokenscimitar

    I thought the big bang was caused by a blast of wind from Howard Stern's asshole.

  • @brokenscimitar and a christian would say let there be light ...BANG!! there was light big bang

  • Long after he is dead people are going to call this man a hero for speaking out and spreading logic during the early times of this movement!

  • "YOU MOTHA FUKA ARE AN ATHEIST!" I just loled in my pants.

  • If you've ever stopped at a red light, you were being polite and taking turns.

  • "if you have ever stopped at a red light, you are an athiest" Lol, win

  • Why couldn't there be a laissez-faire god, Penn?

  • I like Penn, but I disagree with him here. I don't know any theists who think their god is supposed to always protect them. If anything, they admit their god WON'T always intervene, so wearing a seatbelt makes sense to them. You can still believe in a god while doing Penn's so-called "atheist" actions.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer Well the bible says that god will protect you no matter what (I don't remember the page its on sadly) and by not believing that he will you are disobeying him... It dosent make you an Atheist, it just put you on the bad side of the hate full, bigoted christian god.

  • So not being an idiot is the same as being an atheist? Believing in God does not mean ignoring the laws of physics or common sense. What a complete crap argument.

  • the last bit of this rant makes absolutely no sense. it's not sacrilegious to obey just laws that promote the common good. it's just smart.

  • So are atheist really "anti religion" or are you so called self proclaimed atheist just anti christian? im asking because ive noticed that alot of atheist when they attack religions in public they rarely criticize or mock islam as harshly as they do christianity, i havn't yet seen a atheist publicly mock and ridicule islam, i think its because atheist are scared to, so you attack a group that probally isnt going to fight back.

  • @ResistIslamToday Then you haven't listened to many atheists. Islam is just as absurd and nonsensical as Christianity, which is as absurd and nonsensical as Scientology. I will defend people's right to believe in mythology if they choose, as you have the right to devoutly believe in faeries or an intelligent teapot in space, but that doesn't make it any more plausible. Allah, Jehovah, and Xenu are fabrications of the human psyche, reinforced by our standard approach to social groupings.

  • @mikepictor Well i don't consider myself a christian, i do have beliefs but i dont consider myself a christian, im just saying that i personally havnt seen atheist hold a public conferance and attack islam as directly as they do christianity on a regular basis at their forums,that would get way more press coverage than just attacking christianity over and over and over again.

  • @ResistIslamToday I'm assuming you're from the USA...? About 85% of the US' citizens are christian, so atheïst people bump into more christians because there's a much higher percentage of christianity present (compared to islam and/or other religions in the US).

  • @PinkPsych00 well you are right there are alot of christians here probally more like 50% though 

  • @ResistIslamToday Thats because Islam isnt big in the west. When they get more followers here will smack them down as hard as we do your lot. Atheism is growing and the time of religion is over. This world is ours.

  • @grimblebrumble17889 well im not a christian, but i do support them as much as i can

  • @ResistIslamToday Well its as simple as that then. Your either with the delusional thieving Christians and their Jew dog freinds who are setting you against the racially inferior Islamic nations, or your with us. Choose carefully because going against us means going inside an oven with your entire fucking family. 14:88 BLOOD AND HONOUR! CHRISTIANS ARE THE FOOTSOLDIERS OF THE JEW!

  • What a great ending! Haha love it

  • Agnosticism does not entail atheism. I can believe in something without knowing it to be true. For example, I believe that my car is parked outside my house, though I can't see it from here ergo I do not _know_ it is there.

  • loved 2:50 till the end lol true

  • Funny guy, but some minor complaints.

    1. There is such a thing as an agnostic christian. Just because you don't know something for sure doesn't mean you don't believe in it. I don't know if my grandmother is alive currently, but I believe it anyways.

    We can't know the answers to many of our beliefs (example 'if I do good things then good things will happen to me) but believe them anyways.

  • @DrLight2 There are Christians who participate in church because of their family but have not come to grips with it being actually true. That's a Christian agnostic. On the other hand, you have people saying they are not true Christians. I do good things without expecting a reward. I just do good things because I want to be an example to my children and they in turn, can be examples for their children's children.

  • Thanks for the vid and the educational info for those still confused bout the whole atheist/agnostic question lol

  • Atheism requires no faith. It is a conclusion based on the fact that there is zero evidence to support the claims made by organized religions. If that evidence were to change, I might reconsider. That is not faith, that is living in a real world. There is nothing wrong with persuing the extraordinary, but extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence...

  • I ♥ Penn Jillette! He's the voice of reason, common sense, & logic in this crazy, f'ed up world of Sarah Palins, Michele Bachmanns, & Christine O'Donnells. We need more people like him to balance out all the crazy, religious nuts.

  • Hey guys I'm about to create a religion devoted to Santa. Who's comin along. We already have many books on our god found at your local library

  • @achung2526

    Fuck Santa, i'm making a religion dedicated to Penn Jilette

  • this seems a lot more logical than what Christians advocates say.

    "Who creates the air you're breathing? Who created the food you're eating?"

    Like are you fcking serious? Shits gone overboard.

  • I think a lot of christians argue with atheist because deep down they doubt their own god. By arguing they are trying to reinforce their belief system. If you can get someone else to buy into the BS then you feel better that you brought the BS too. I think most are doing a form of Pascal's Wager. Sin your ass off then feel guilty and beg Jesus to forgive you and gain free pass just in case there is a hell. If there is a god I think he can spot the hypocrites

  • @Mogley52

    It's called zoology.

  • Atheists have the highest rate of suicide accoring to studies conducted by the American Psychiatric Association. That makes atheism a mental disease.

  • @afar1 shut up and let the atheists live peace

  • @JaideepSB Hey fundie do you post that chickenscratch all over religious forums like your fellow God-Haters?

  • @afar1 Do you even have an inkling how inane it is to call an atheist a god-hater? Do you have feelings of hate towards things you don't even believe exist? If so you must have quite a bit of misplaced anger in your life...

  • @Tangent360 Practical atheists are as rare as bigfoot and not to be found trolling in Youtube. You are a God-Hater. Class dismissed.

  • @afar1 Kind of hard to hate something that doesn't exist.

    It's like saying I hate Santa Claus. Doesn't matter because there is no one's feelings to hurt. The fat fucker doesn't exist!

    Ditto for God.

  • @Peter24601 LMAO!!! You fundies sure do have santa syndrome. Wheres your evidence that atheism is accurate and correct then.

  • @afar1 Atheism isn't a claim, it's a refusal to follow someone else's claims. It's a refusal to believe someone else's bullshit... namely those from organized religions.

    I don't have to prove anything, the burden of proof is with the person making the claims. If you claim there is a God, it's not my job to prove it's wrong. It's your job to prove it's right. No one has yet, so good luck with that.

  • @afar1 Theists have lower IQs than atheists. That makes religion a form of retardation.

  • @Boomx2Brian Can I get a citation for that because I'm smater than you are. Or are you going to continue to fart out of your mouth the remainder of your posts.

  • @afar1

    "because i'm smater than you are"... lol..."smater"... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

    hey, you retard: where's the evidence for your god? inside a unicorn's arse? LOLOLOL

  • @transtlantic Man you fundies sure do have santa/unicorn/teapot syndrome.

    So wherees the evidence that atheism is a religion of accuracy and correctness or are you still going to fart out of your mouth all day?

  • @afar1

    Where's the evidence for gods?

    why would i believe in what doesn't have evidence for?

    don't tell me... you think homeoquackery works, right? no evidence needed!? LOLOL

    theists only have faith (trust in what doesn't have evidence for).... LOLOLOL

  • @transtlantic But where is your evidence that athsism is accurate and correct.Ive asked you7 times thus far.

  • @afar1

    no evidence for gods, therefore atheism is 100% accurate and correct. 7th time you failed to prove me wrong.

  • @transtlantic Here it is again--Teleology, mathematics, Biology, Cosmology, mathematics, and probability.

    I am still not seeing your evidence that atheism is accurate and correct.Cmon,,,, youre an evolutionist so I know you can fake it. :-)

  • @afar1

    Teloelogy is a philosophical position. Much like Satanism.

    Biology? shows no evidence for god.

    Cosmology shows no observation of a god. every single observation with no evidence for a god.

    Probability (mathematics) show that God is as likely as Thor or Flying magical pigs. LOL

    you have no evidence. you are JUST full of shit.

    "Biology"...lolol... where's the evidence for god? inside a unicorns arse? LOL

  • @transtlantic I've given you the scientific evidence that your God cannot be refuted. So where is your evidence that atheism is accurate and correct? No. 18

  • @afar1 - for the last time, you cannot prove non-existance. That means the burden of proof lies with those who claim God exists... which to this point has NOT been proven.

    You have provided ZERO evidence to back your claim. Until you do that, atheists are not obligated to care nor even consider your story until you do so. It's not our job to satisfy your crazy claims... it's your job to prove them to us cause you are the one making wild claims about supernatural beings.

  • @Peter24601 So where is your evidence that your religion is accurate and correct? Test time for you as well...50 attheists in a room...50 say its impossible for a God to exist and 50 say it is possible. Which 50 are correct?

  • @afar1 all of them... lol

    

  • @EreinionGilgalad It's like taking candy from a baby :=)

  • @EreinionGilgalad So what is your answer, which 50 would be correct out of the one-hundred.

  • @afar1 - If 50 say God is impossible and another 50 say it is possible... wouldn't that be 100 atheists?

    Skipped school the day they taught addition?

  • @afar1 - also, atheism is not a religion... it is a refusal to follow religion. You can't call Atheism a religion because that would be like saying refusing to collect stamps is a hobby. That kind of logic is flawed and doesn't work that way.

  • @Peter24601 A religion doesn’t have to posit a god who must be identified or worshiped. Some religions are polytheistic (Hinduism, Mormonism), some monotheistic (Judaism, Christianity, Islam), some non-theistic (Buddhism). I’d say the new atheists and their religion are “anti-theistic.” But their atheism is religious nonetheless. they have a world view, orthodoxy,apostasy, prophets (Dawkins) messiah (Darwin) and faith.

  • @afar1 - Atheism is not a religion because it doesn't make any claims, it simply refuses to believe the claims made by organized religions. You can try to pin it as one if it makes you feel better but that doesn't change the fact that there is ZERO evidence to support the existance of a higher being.

    Atheists do not have to present evidence... we are denying a claim, not making one. That means the person making the claim (EI YOU) are required to present evidence. So where is it?

  • @afar1 atheism is not a religion just like theism is not a religion. Even if you were using the definition of religion that means "a group of people having a particular set of beliefs and practices" atheism still doesn't fall under that category. It is not a worldview but a response to a claim; that claim being that a god exists.

  • @2008jazzii Atheism is the position that affirms the non-existence of God. It proposes positive belief rather than mere suspension of disbelief. A better way to determine whether a worldview is a religion is to look for certain characteristics that religions have in common. The seven dimensions proposed by Smart (Anthropologists) are narrative, experiential, social, ethical, doctrinal, ritual and material.ATheism fits the criteria well.

  • @afar1 "atheism is the position that affirms the non-existence of god" No it's not. It's a lack of belief like I stated before. I do not believe there is no god, but until evidence is found for the claim that there is one I will continue to disbelieve that claim. Atheism also doesn't fit Smart's seven dimensions of religion at all. Atheist do not worship, pray, or have regular gatherings (ritual), don't become emotional from their nonbelief in a god (exeriential), cont...

  • @afar1 Atheism is the position that affirms the non-existence of God. It proposes positive belief rather than mere suspension of disbelief.Atheists make such claims so Atheism can avoid the ideological hang-ups people have about religion. It also creates a false dichotomy between science (which they claim must be naturalistic and secular) and religion.Atheists are metaphysical naturalists.