Learning Guitar to Get Laid Vol. 2

[Mr8079685746352413]

I bought all of Amirs video cassettes

[free2BAtroll090]

yes i wanna see the full version of playing african drum on thequad to look like a douchebag

[megakokkie]

1:00 Nomnomnom Picks tastes very good

[NickRoman]

What? Yeah. Fingering takes little talent. Oh oh! The guitar...

[SecretRevelation]

I feel sorry for Amir..

[bubblyybubby]

Fingerstyle for the win...

[MrCommentMan111]

Thumbs up if you only watch these for Amir at the end. :)

[gobbylinnecity]

squanto

[shakezilla29]

please make a vol 3

[joshua43210]

why does amir let himself be humiliated? i love you amir

[Rannyfash]

lol



[megabenbenben]

your eyes are like arpeggios on fire.....

[AlanArditoMusic]

So out of tune..lmao

[vuretne]

OMFG WTF LOL ROFL PWNT your lucky damn !

[MrLwliang]

Never put the picking side of the pick in your mouth you're bound to get rust in your stomach. Just sayin.

[SigurTibbs]

Dude fingerpicking good songs is hard as fuck. The problem is, unless its perfect, bitches won't know.

[JurgenWProductions]

amir



[dude13361]

the drummer guy was in harold and kumar

[iambored2006]

@dude13361 You should watch more Collegehumor...

[scrbxadubdub]

@dude13361 no... the dude from Harold and Kumar is Amir from College Humor.

[861147]

Being a conga drum player myself, I resent the last part.

[PrinceAlyL]

Who else Saw dat Asian Girl taking guitar away on 1:34 ??? :P

[fudgyhoops]

1:33

I bet Jake deliberately messed up this scene a few times, just to get the girls on him again

[MineMurphydog]

wait the African drum makes me look like a deuce?

[TheAtomBuster]

well i def have the guitar thing down

[iluvairplanes1]

LOL at Amir.

[7billionand1]

try tuning the guitar. Actually, never mind.

[nm9317]

he's not a JD rip off.... It's Jake Hurwitz from freakin JAKE AND AMIR

[SovereignStatesman]

It's easier to just focus on getting laid.

[ImJoeYeah]

hey giuz dont u think he sounds just liek JD of of scrubz? thumz up if u agrie !!1!11!!111one!!1

[stefanoprea]

You're a JD ripoff!:)

[stefanoprea]

@stefanoprea Really this guy sounds like he's JD from Scrubs

[stefanoprea]

Is it me or this guy sounds like he's a copy of JD from Scrubs?..:))

[thunderbird435]

Yhea amir you work that drum

[MrEatshit987]

guitars sooo out of tune.

[TheWalldiver]

keep it up dude!

[mrKaLLeKLovN]

Arpeggio!

[happytobeproud]

@mrKaLLeKLovN

LOL seriously i used to arpeggio Dmajor to G To C and it impressed non guitar player people all the time when i was in highschool nearly 20 years ago. I also found that playing nthing else matters by metalica also did the trick. Me and my friend called it the "wetter" or "panty dropper"

[48dodea]

did you rescue him or did he die

[CptFuji]

@jex,

But I think guitar is more versatile in terms of genre. Well thats for liek if you want to play i.guesss...

[Jex134]

Every desperate loser looking for a gimmick learns to play the guitar---which equals A LOT of guys who play guitar. Its mainstream. Its boring.

.

You need an ironic instrument to separate yourself from the crowd. I played the flute in highschool. All my buddies ripped on me for playing such a girly instrument, until it started getting me laid every single day. I got laid like Fonzy using that thing. Not trying to brag or b.s, but I became the pied piper of pussy with that flute.

.

Flute = laid

[leesmartin]

@Jex134 Was that at band camp? :-) Nice one mate

[greendayroker]

@Jex134 I can't focus on your point because you used the terms 'mainstream' and 'ironic instrument'

You are a living meme.

[Jex134]

@greendayroker Lol you couldn't understand my comment because I used "mainstream" and "ironic"? Those aren't even memes dude.

[greendayroker]

Focusing and understanding are different things, dear. And alone they aren't memes, but bring them together and you've got Hipster Kitty :)

[ThisIsNotVincent]

@Jex134 The guitar players that do get laid are ones that sing and play(ones with the pop voice with lots of vibrato). I doubt the ones that just know 4 chords but don't sing get laid. Thing is, all these "gimmick" guys can learn how to use 1% of the guitars potential and get laid while all the ones that CAN play guitar (technical proficients in electric or acoustic guitar) don't.

[yoyoma4231]

@ThisIsNotVincent calm down...



[ThisIsNotVincent]

@yoyoma4231 I was completely calm when typing that. Maybe I should have added an lol to break whatever tension it was giving off.

[stringbound]

@ThisIsNotVincent When you're autisitc, like me, playing the guitar is a major advantage. Didn't need have small talk with a girl to get laid. Just playing the guitar did work fine for me and still does. ;-)

[derekthebeast123]

Tune your guitar rite bro

[MegaLegoman123]

ur guitar was sorta out of tuned

[RenaissanceTuber]

I'm currently surrounded by wannabe's who just play guitar to get laid. They try singing at the same time and I swear my inner ear drum begins to bleed.

[jellyfish4400]

Listen to Jake's sound at 1:35.

[MrTroyos]

uhh lesbos >.>

[MinorDilemma]

1:04 LIES!!!!! 

[MissusFingerBottom]

it helps a lot that Jake is hot too...

[XxWafflerxX]

Holy shit!

[guitarninja05]

Pfffff!!! I do that all the time!!!

[CassandraTunes]

AHA! Amir!!!!!

[MegaAdmiralAckbar]

My God, I know people like this...

[DsOwAn]

"So you rescued him or did he die?" ...."Shhhhhhh," that was awesome!

[cavalierdrummer93]

At my school the guitar players and djembe players team up on the quad for something even more terrible.

[yake12]

"finger picking seems impressive but requires little to no actual talent"??

are you fucking kidding me!!!

[thepersona1]

@yake12 it does and.... it does. completely true

[Jordantow]

@yake12 he must mean for normal people lol!

[stevebanana223]

@yake12 xD lol so true

[ajbguitar123]

@yake12 lol its true. depending on what ur doing

[igSgtPepper]

@yake12 Depends on the speed, chord, and i guess the way you position your hand i guess... (i.e. Stairway to heaven is easier than Hangar 18)

[mackeymkay]

@yake12 Apparently.

[thedudeman4078]

@yake12 it depends on how you originally learned, I learned through finger picking and i find it easy, but i can't use a pick at all.

[darklegion720]

I have literally played the same three chords over and over again and gotten 10 girls to stop by my room. Best chords you ask? just play "Semi Charmed Life"

[Lizziepoo12]

i really want to see the video: playing africian drums on the quad to look like a douchebag

[aopsman123]

Wonder what Sungha Jung's reaction would be if he watched this 

[xXHawkCheerXx]

He's talking about finger picking when all you're doing is choosing random strings! Stop getting all worked up people, it just gives away the fact that you don't have a life.

[ALEXAVIAR]

r u fckin kiddin me finger picking requires no real telent -__-' gtfo moron !! wat is real talent "struming chords" huh lool ! next time u gana say Flaminco is for noobs right ?! well the way works most times if u know how n wat u doin ;)

[thecatalin112]

this doesnt work if you are a ugly motherfucker...sorry to destroy your dreams boys:D

[MorningMidget]

@thecatalin112 Oh so it destroyed your dreams right? (:

[tacobox123]

lucky motherfucker

[MrGuitar5203]

fingerpicking requires no talent.. says that to andy mckee

[DjNic11]

Squanto?!! lmao



[max094m]

I beg to differ on fingerpicking.

[Jexsam49]

Is That Kassem G At The End Playing The African Drum On The Quad To Look Like A DBag

[GreenFloyd12]

@Jexsam49 No, it's Amir Blumenfeld.

[kroppyer]

some girls seem to be be more interested in the guitar itself... 1:37

[NicolasAndSadie]

@kroppyer She wants to get it away from the douche

[SuddenDeathEclipse]

LMAO.... i find this hilarious because I did all this shit before I saw these videos x]

[aminfrared]

i bough a guitar after watching this :D

[Bigmanbam44]

fuck ya it works but i play electric and get the freaky chicks helllllll ya 

[SunnylnScottville]

Hey colleghumor, start "rating" your God damn videos so I can watch them! FUCK!

[TheStonege]

So what happens when you can actually play?

[iYahhdo]

@TheStonege I guess you get like the most perfect woman your mind can imagine?

[TheStonege]

@iYahhdo good deal, I'm all set

[tekarane]

i tink he fak atlest 4 women

[knifekid666]

damn, would love to be jake there in his last scean

[FwwanTBH]

@knifekid666 Would Love To Be Amir On That Last Scene. :P

[knifekid666]

@FwwanTBH true true

[death5092]

vol. 3 ?

[Littlemandude11]

Love how Jake is the cool, smart, one with common sense guy, and Amir is the retarded, clumsy, f***ed up in the head guy.

[TheRomanCraft]

Story Of My Life....

[B4MVFan409]

1,256,800 View!

[Cloyce007]

You know my callouses are like? they look like blisters on my fingers and they smell like metal! I'll keep those to myself... xD

[aussie4life96]

@Cloyce007

god i just smelt my calluscus, i never noticed that lol.

[bo9449ob]

Who actually wants to see Amir's sessions? :D

[CrAzYvAmPcHiC]

for girls: how to cleverly steal a guitar from a wannabe

lesson 1. make him think he's gonna get laid then have a friend take off with said possession.

[yabbadetroit16]

so if u play the drums bagpipes and guitar, u r done for

[TheChosenGal]

Lol! The lady stole Jake's guitar!

[ShadowBlade448]

finger picking requires no talent my ass.

[AccidentAmbulance]

@ShadowBlade448 agree with that statement to the fullest

[Sir99Emo]

@ShadowBlade448 i think what he meant to say is that finger picking looks impressive even if you're just doing the very basics.. which i agree

[TheGibsonLesPaul04]

Guitars deff not in tune and he sucks at playin!!! Hahaha

[524coconut]

@TheGibsonLesPaul04 thats the point

[CoOlKiD473]

I feel bad for admir

[Fourmalletz]

Do Middle-Eastern drums qualify as african drums, 'cause I play doumbek, not djembe.

[Pheonixy12]

Lol @ Bryce Dallas Howard.

[mrhenk007]

@RoyalsClanXylon I meant the piano video, with Bo Burnham

[exWolf88]

Man, I keep attracting old ppl with my playing -_-0 Just my luck, too.

[ferriswheel98]

1:40

^click here to skip the intro^

[mrhenk007]

piano is cooler

[th4d0n]

Its weird cos i play the drums n get punani

[townkevin59]

What really works, is when you really show off your talent by using your erection as a bottle slide.

[MH5tube]

Funny cause this is happening to me.

[nixor908]

it actually worked.

[m4rio0710]

Tuning it would probably help too.

[HowlOliverHowl]

They aren't lesbos. They've seen Jake and Amir. What comes around goes around. B)

[ellagrace810]

lesbos



[capirex9]

bagpipes arent cool/popular right?......

[Wolfguurl]

@capirex9 Personally, I think knowing how to play the bagpipes is just adorable.

[BassaiDai123]

@capirex9 Trust me, you burst into Alba An Aigh on a windy day, and you will literally be knee-deep in poontang.

[TheKcoug1]

@capirex9 doesn't matter a bagpipe is literally a ball sack covered with dicks.

[524coconut]

@TheKcoug1 well that seemed a bit excessive but alright let go with that

[Avatar230594]

@capirex9 Unless you're Bon Scott, you are rejectimenta if you play the bagpipes.

[iBaNezRG95]

@capirex9 Too fucking loud.

[local1114]

@capirex9 lmao !!!!! never thought of that

[olentattimies]

@capirex9

I think you might get some of that sheman ass in ireland

[MusicTewns]

Amir always gets the shitty instruments :D

[uilobu]

i play bass and guitar

so i get laid like a normal guy

[BoxxyCro]

This works,just sayin.

[artsygan]

@BoxxyCro the "j" in your "just" looks kinda weird.

[SRKIKI902]

@BoxxyCro False . You have to be within 10 meters of actual girls for it to work so if you are so forever alone that you dont know any girls , youre fucked

[TyylerC93]

asian taking the guitar at 1:34

[BrownSugaRush]

lmao I love Amir's part

[WadexRS]

I can play the recorder, bass and african drums, yet I happen to have a seriously hot girlfriend. So there.

[Jepedo4747]

lesbo's...

[PrimericanIdol]

On bass, you can shred it up like Geddy Lee and STILL not get laid???? FML!

[Kingding6]

@PrimericanIdol he prob cant play like geddy lol

[ChaosGameing]

@idontgiveafuck48 in high school and collage unless your famous guitarist get more action.

[Imatrollyay]

That guy was seriously rather god on the African drums.

[yabbadetroit16]

by sqaunto!

[Haloplaya2332]

of course it's jake getting laid and amir failing

[MisterAbs003]

I quote "Finger picking requires little to no actual talent." MY GOD have you HEARD a flamingo guiar song!?

[NiniannE]

he's sooo enjoying it..

[5mindfreakfan]

Haha Amir singing Bob Marley

[MickeyDee420]

lol tthats not how you play bass :p

[ArsenicDrone]

Little bit of Mykel and Carli at 1:12?

[fredsmithlikespotato]

I love how at 1:36 the chick stole the guitar

[juancholateins]

@fredsmithlikespotato Yeah!! the Asian girl!!! the Yellow one!!! the one with the strange eyes!!!

[MaiNiAC2011]

297 people tried this and didnt get laid

[idontgiveafuck48]

isen´t usually the bassists that get most pussy?

[Kizales]

I play bass, banjo, violin, ocarina, piano, drums, Native American flute, the occasional d'jembe, AND guitar. PLUS, I can ACTUALLY play these instruments.

Why the hell am I still a virgin? I want a refund...

[DantheManO36O]

this is so true about when certain guys play guitar one girl comes and then another and another...

[Xxohadsaxx]

i play sax and it's way more laidable than guitar :D

[SexabIe]

When jake was finger-picking at 1:12, is that a real song?

[fgzf]

@SexabIe if you find out the name can you let me know pls

[motorhead1995able]

so u resqued him or he died?

[liteashmusic]

I'm guilty of all of these, I'm glad this video isn't about "how to be a guitar playing douche bag" lol

[MasterofPuppets352]

I saw this and was like, TUNE THAT SHIT

[ShimoOwnzU]

I don't know whether or not to laugh or cry as it stems so close to what is true *snifflol*

[Megatallicaupyourass]

i think he is talking about fingerpicking a pussy...

[D2009ify]

@mrodawgs it does ur just not doing it right!

[TUPACisaTHUG]

fingerpicking takes no skill.hah yeah right!

[BenjaminKuruga]

@TUPACisaTHUG He was joking I hope, because ragtime ain't easy.

[ryantrask]

Finger picking seems impressive, but requires no real talent.

[yunsoulja123]

i feel do bad for amir

[Arbitr0n]

ha ha i love how he says that playing the african drum makes you look like a douchebag, when everybody knows that playing the acoustic guitar and doing crap like he does is what makes you look like a douchebag

[ryanblinkguy]

@Arbitr0n a pretentious douchebag

[TheSorrow1O1]

@Arbitr0n

THAT'S THE POINT. Jeez, can you not detect irony ?

[ThatGiraffeKid]

1:01 what are they sitting on?