A Chorus Line_Dance Ten Looks Three

[SuperBandgeek96]

I love this part! I did the monolague for my darma class and got a 99 on it(:

[hfelton]

 Illustrates why movies are an inferior art form to the stage. Can't compare in energy. Also, the film was ineptly cast, you mean they couldn't find in all of Hollywood a more talented performer than the mediocre.Ms. Landers for this part?

[Themistressinblue]

okay i enjoy teh song...but she actuly still has no tits or ass

defently got no ass

[clicheanonperson]

@Themistressinblue That's because the screen's been shrunken. No one has an ass, or proper body proportions.

[dll0990]

Damn She's Hot!

[ccg1171]

I'll lick them tits & fuck her ass.

[dll0990]

@ccg1171 What movie is this?

[ccg1171]

@dll0990 A Chorus Line

[BronwynxClaire]

A Chorus Line: The Anorexic Version!

[newparis01]

she's like 2D I would have 2 get a magnifying glass 2 see her "tits"

[capumont89]

i had this stuck in my head during the PSATs. it sucked.

[tallperson605]

@capumont89 omg me too! that's freaky!

[notreason]

voted down for disabling embedding. I hate that shit.  I am actually tempted to report you for copyright.

[jaxxiepoo]

You call that an ass?? I almost puked when I saw her profile. Eat a cheeseburger.

[RedGhilieProductions]

@jaxxiepoo keep in mind the aspect ratio is screwed up

[sausageyman]

this movie is awful in comparison. This is why i hate movie musicals...

[PorcupineWeirdo]

I'm considering using the monologue (up to right before the song starts) for an audition. Do you Youtube folk think that it's a good choice? And is it too overused? Thanks!

[wildhrt83]

One of my favorite movie lines: "I never saw The Red Shoes, I never heard of The Red Shoes, I don't give a shit about The Red Shoes!"

[MrsEukara]

Nothing on that poor girl is :/ 

[PoppyProductions24]

After The boob job...they arent that big...

[kamwrites]

@PoppyProductions24 Too big would be a bad idea. But it does make you wonder what she would have looked like before!

[gabbylovesgabbinxD]

@PoppyProductions24

she wanted them to be "proportional" xD

[playwithurfood]

This and popular are my 2 favorite songs from broadway

[sunnydays111iffy]

what r the red shoes?

[chotzrary]

@sunnydays111iffy It's an old movie, I think British. Check it out.

[purpleunicorns14x]

"Merry Christmas!"

[NolaChick82]

I just randomly looked this up and it was posted 3 years ago today.  Weird.

[pheyl]

The blonde dancer is just gorgeous! Reminds me of the main actress in Showgirls, with the big, pretty eyes!

[EmilyA1984]

Yeah, it's all warped......

[lolareminscent]

this song is actually called tits and ass but other than that.... i friggin' love it, prob my fave

[SKW3threat]

@lolareminscent It's actually really called Dance Ten; Looks Three

[FelineJaye]

@lolareminscent As other's said, it is indeed 'Dance: 10, Looks: 3'. But originally they wanted to call it "Tits & Ass". The producers got them to change the name so that people could read the program and still get shocked when Val actually started singing. The song is sometimes billed as "T&A"

[LunarPaganPrincess]

...she's like a walking stick....

[secretninjaforhire]

attention every one they have them lypsync so it sounds better on film so shut up! and for this video its a problem from wen it was uploaded its fine in the film

[secretninjaforhire]

attention every one they have them lypsync so it sounds better on film so shut up!

[jimjimmyjames59]

Excuse me?! They record a track for film because of retakes and editing. Maybe it's changed, but I worked on numerous Broadway shows and never saw an actor/actress who didn't do there own singing and acting and dancing in THAT moment every time.

[ashekimiko]

the reason they record and lip sync is to save the actors voices. if you think thats a problem try to sing 8 shows a week while dancing and staying in character?? THAT is a challenge in itself just being on stage. but there is no actor out there who can physically do that

[CatClaws27]

I love how she talks about how great her tits and ass are when her cup looks like an A. And then her ass is flat xD

[Mike6E]

What's the matter with you people? Haha. The video obviously didn't synch properly - everyone in musicals lip-synchs on set songs that were recorded in the recording booth, if it was their voice or not. And secondly, I love her voice. It's nothing ground-breaking, but it's good enough. She's actually a very popular singer in Europe.

[sethmusic]

i show this movie to everyone i meet....it helps me find out if they're worth my time.

[emdob]

My mom went and did a stage with the black guy AMAZING

[liquinoriginal]

HEY they cut off Shielas part

She says "they're not that big"

WTF

[ameliabedelia81995]

I like how the guys in the background are totally checking out her butt.

[oprlvr]

Ya, I've just recently noticed upon re-viewing this footage she MUST be lip-syncing... Either that or the audio track is a half-sec off from her voice. :(

[abbottpanthers1]

@oprlvr its the video on youtube. its off sync. 

[magacubbe]

haha you can kinda tell she lipsinging

[LittleRedDrum]

@magacubbe every single singer in this film, or in any film, Lips syncs. Its called "dubbing". They record them singing Post-Production, then when they film, they sing along with their recording. Then in editing, they put the music OVER the singers voice. They also use this in video clips. So yes, shes lip syncing....but thats her real voice

[ChristyEmanuelson]

I liked exactly 1 note she hit. Did you know you're in a musical, ya know, where people should sing well?? I know it's trying to be believable, but either choose to talk or sing, because I'm hating this half-way crap.

[SmoothEdward]

Good, but not as great as the live Broadway version in the 70s. Really shows the difference between how something is done for the movies and Broadway.

[HeartShapeGlasses007]

im using this monologue for an audition for almost, maine- its just such a funny monologue ^_^

[dreamgirlz96]

I think it's funny how in the part of the monologue when she calls herself ugly and she's like "i was skinny, flat as a pancake." Um if you were skinny then, what are you now?

[TheDramageek101]

She is the fucking skinnest thing I've ever seen in my life!

[FalseDisposition]

lip-syncing...awful!

[MsTAITH]

AH bad lip-sinking

[MsCerealKiller]

Heidi Montag's inspiration song

[thx291]

I love tits and ass but this song SUCKS. 

[TheActingAddict]

good acting but the singing :/

[phantomsonlylove]

my friend did the part where she's talking about her life before the song and she did it almost exactly like this actress. i was dying to see the movie after that!

[Rdilui2]

wow, this is seriously terrible. like the worst dance 10 i have ever seen. the lip syncing was terrible and she couldn't even sing.

[lucas5665]

One, she's suppose to sing like that. Two, the video didn't sync the audio properly, she is actually lip syncing well. And three, there was no written choreography for this scene, she was told to improvise.

[andreamizoire]

que poca D: a mi me hicieron eso T-T... 3 en fisico y 10 en canto

[missbeatrixpotter]

is it the vid slightly out of sync or is it the film itself? coz the song is recorded?

[dontstopbelievin99]

HAHAHAHA at 2:39 the guy in the back is pretty much drooling

[RachiruJaganshi]

Wow... No offense to her, but she really can't sing it that well.

[Luv2SingGirl365]

@RachiruJaganshi shes suppose 2 sing like dat this was made in 1985

[TalentsMyThing]

haha! nice! the only thing is . . . its stretched . . . A LOT!!! i lold!!!!!! they look so funny like that!

[GosfordAbercrombie]

bitch lost that ass after one sit!!!!!

[crazy01girl]

she's my favorite character!

im so sad this is not allowed in schools :(

[mje2k]

audrey landers can't act her way out of a paper bag - the movie sucked too

[stegatops]

Ok.....who stuffed up the cinematography? She was skinny...........but not THAT skinny!!

[MarkN233]

she's ridiculousy slim

[Kathryn285]

WHAT ass? If she paid someone for that... Sue!! They forgot the ass!

[allelbowss]

Had the Bingo Bongos done :)

[Classy50sGal]

omg they're all like a real life barbies :O

[goodiegoodie94]

get the bingo-bongos done!

[RowanRutilent]

In the song surprise she's not there dancing.

She's such a cutie but obviously not a dancer <3

[latestranger]

Wow, she's terrible...

[bkbifhfnfnrhd]

Love it.

[cheebaful]

i'm cracking laughing up at your comment coffee cup75-me too!!

[PeaceNdLovee]

I love her! She did this so well, and I've seen girls on youtube do this song...they all try to do it just like her and it just comes out sooo painful lol

[yellowwings86]

Hah you can tell she's totally naturally beautiful though, no surgery there for sure!

[crazybe123]

ehmagawd i used to run around singing this song too!(when i was like 5!!!!)

[Terpsichore33]

she is ravishing

[imasmurf93]

She didn't have that much done to either by the look of it

[SockMonkey007]

its a good rendition.

too bad its so clear that she prerecoded song, which i know they do, but it shouldn't be obvious.

[citygurl14]

@SockMonkey007 The movie was made in the 80's. They did the best they could.

[deannajadex]

i've got to be her!!

[weirdoinchains]

Wow I didnt think people could be that flat assed, but its not like I dont have an ass

[playlulusim]

she doesnt have tits OR ass lol

[wickedelphabafreeek]

@playlulusim that's because she wanted them in proportion!

[tinydancer9898]

Ahaha! I hate that they cut that bit in the movie.

[swaingles]

Damn right

[MsCoquito5]

love the scene, song. both in the play and movie... C

[tinngrinn]

Meh, this girl is alright. I much perfer the OBC.

[BroadwayFanatic2008]

@tinngrinn Same.

[diva67598]

i had my little white tights, my little white shoes, my little white dress! I looked like a fuckin nurse.

LOLOLOL!!!!! SO funny!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[MahinaSinger]

a chorus line:the anorexic version!

[LongLiz27]

@MahinaSinger

Ok you really made me roll on floor laughing XD XD XD

[viceversusxX]

@MahinaSinger so its not just me?? they all look like freakin stick figures??

[OperaGhostObsession]

@MahinaSinger yeah but the visual is kinda squished a bit

[Mshottie6]

gosh i love this musical! i would sooooooo love to sing this song!

[coffycup75]

Omigod, I can't believe I used to run around singing this as a child. Fortunately, I had stoner parents.

[skramamme]

@coffycup75 hahaha, my mum took me to see this when it first came out, I was no older than 8. And I used to sing "look at me I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity" too, at the ripe old age of 6.

Stoner parents, gotta love their boundaries ;]

[coffycup75]

@skramamme

And lack of boundaries, haha!

[RoboticxGirl]

@coffycup75 story of my lifee

[ryansgirl345]

i had noooo idea!!!! thats frickin AFTON from Dallas.

[ivideopro]

you know the song was originally called tits and ass but the changed it so people would be surprized

[JellicleCatsX]

dudee... they all look TOOOO skinny

[balletkmg]

they dont look like this in the movie, for some reason this version is all squished and makes them all look anerexic, lol

[liserliserliser]

EEEEXTREME anorexic :D in real life they would not be there :D

[Queenieio7]

yeah. i mean val is super skinny, yes, but not that skinny ;)

[xthisnightiswild]

HAHAHAHA

[DoubleWide]

The song was cut off at the end.

[HarleyCrass]

"Let's get one thing straight: I never heard of the Red Shoes I never saw the Red Shoes, I don't give a shit about the Red Shoes!" Love it!

[Cheynon]

i fu*king love this movie!!! thanks for uploading this :)

[walkaway221]

my cousin does a great rendition of this song, she does all the actions and does it in a deep voice like kadie lang

[scuzzbuzzproductions]

I really don't like this version.

She is talented though.

X's

[oprlvr]

so far, Landers performance has been THE BEST Val I've seen yet!

[justguessmyname]

was she anorexic?

[scuzzbuzzproductions]

If you look the whole picture is a bit squashd in so it makes everyone looks thinner.

X's

[romelloWilliams11]

shes hot

[BroadwayBound707]

haha i love her. im using her lil speech as a monologue to try out for my school play! haha this should be fun...lol

[minnesotabuoy]

Audrey Landers. She was hot in her day. The apparently smarter of the Landers sisters.

[Selendomono]

she dont got much of what shes advertising

[ohwowitslauren]

this video is like skinnier...than normal?

if that makes sense

so it makes her look super skinny

[LisaJMoore]

I have to agree.....but some producer liked her....somehow...

[joejoniac]

omg my friend did this as a monolouge for our summer intensive class and it was hilarious.

[danyviasidekick]

THE BEST

[HelloMisterYellow]

Did anyone else notice they changed the name in Val's monologue from Luella to Betty Lou? :p

[panicatthedisco95]

They changed a loooot of other things . I'm working on this monologue , and I watched this to help me get the idea of her character , and it's soooo confusing because I feel like I'm hearing an entirely new monologue.

[juggler71]

hmmmm... funny how they got an actress who's completely flat to play this part.

[Lanzig138]

Why does the song cut off before it ends?

[pmsmeister]

Val's my favourite. :P

[BroadwayKing15]

Shes not a dancer in real life, so if you look at all the hard dancing parts she's not there. You barely see her dance

[horrorscope07]

yep, I caught on when I was watching Surprise.

[horrorscope07]

you'd think with dance 10 she would...dance. But she is positively adorable

[shooster11]

Where's the ending to this song??? Here's a hint for your future postings, don't cut something off early!!! GADS!!!

[rockmysox155]

well there's only like one sentence left so theres no need to freak out.

[shooster11]

Yes, but it's the grand finale of the song and a fantastic finish. Face it, you dropped the ball. Do a better job next time. Nothing more, nothing less.

[rockmysox155]

do a better job next time? at what? i'm not the one who made the video!

[shooster11]

Up yours.

[rockmysox155]

what the hell did i do?

[shooster11]

You were born.

[halloweenxnight]

she's so tinyyy. but i love this movie.

[homegirl5000]

she still has no ass lol

[sammicat1211]

I was thinking the exact same thing when I was watching it

[homegirl5000]

i love this movie!!

[BalletAdvice]

she's f-ing amazing! i'm in awe...

[madxboredxx]

... what tits? and .. what ass? aha

[classik51]

This musical has never been my favourite due to its lack of singing. It seems like there are about two good songs in there, if that.

But I admit A Chorus Line is supposed to focus much more on dancing, and a live show must be fantastic!

[abcdefgISmyALPHABET]

great voice...cute rendition, but this movie in NO WAY does the stage-show any justice!

[luvXmusik]

a friend of mine just performed this part, and I think she was better live than this girl. although, she's still pretty good. she just bugs me 'cause she seems sort of concieted.

[maxigems]

That's the point of the character.

[Selana]

The girl in chicago is better

[Kuzukins]

the funny part is she's still pretty flat.

[Selana]

She's too tall

[NEXTGENSKYN]

she never talked like that when she was on ''dallas''

[WeRtheBoredFreaks]

i think the girl who did this in my hometown was better...

[WeRtheBoredFreaks]

her voice is annoying at times

[omegaprime11]

Audrey Landers ftw

[crazymusicalgoof7]

hate this movie

love this song

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

i hate this movie, i love the show but this movie doesn't do justice to the show at all. the performances are terrible, and they don't use original choreography...pathetic excuse for A Chorus Line.

[amala4laughs]

I totally agree with your opinion on the movie.

P.S. I think the question is who doesn't give a shit about grammar.

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

loll, you're funny. =P

[Selendomono]

LOL very funny

[kornfan2k8]

listen to the words tits and arse lol

[Mike6E]

This is the best part of the whole moviel and the only part where Michael Douglas's character looks interested, lol! Does anyone else think that she looks a bit ike Alyssa Milano?

[guy2play]

absolutely - an early Milano !!

[lokaritz08]

she's so skinny!

[haematoma]

who cares your opinion....

[amala4laughs]

first of all: "who cares your opinion..." is horrible grammar.

secondly, if my opinion doesn't matter then neither does yours. (just a fact.) =)

[sugarhoneyicedtea123]

omg, who gives a shit about grammar.

[stagebam]

i LOVE this Revival on Broadway this is the best movie besides Hairspray based upon a broadway show. LOVE her tits

[mel0292]

bit to much information there i think...

[stagebam]

HAHA

[x3gracie3x]

love this soong.(: