Best of Tourettes Guy

[superrshortee]

I couldn't stop calling people dicks...

[Quinny471]

This is the best touretts guy greatest moments video. The 5min ones aren't long enough and I hate the ones where there's a written summary before each scene because they don't realize that you learn what's in the scene by watching it...idiots. Great vid.

[KORNBCH]

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!!!

[franciscolopez261]

This guy does not have teretts

[neoncookies19]

Its embarrassing as FUCK to have an ASS!!!

[Death929]

I live when he's talking about the LensCrafters and he's yanking on his dick when he's talking about the manager lmfao oh man that shit had me dying! Lol

[gaymanhiii]

FUCK SALT!!!!!.......

[Reaver84]

looks like 18 people got lost in k mart with their pants around their ankles

[BangingMash]

Who else thinks this guy's son sounds like the kid from Red Dead Redemption? Especially @ 2:13

[XxXMANUGUYXxX]

my sides actually hurt loooooooooooooooooooool

[Crazygamer154]

" >:( .... FUCK SALT!!!"

[ibeatuplittlekids]

FUCK SALT 2:06

lmao right there

[JTballer1723]

Fucked in the ass lol

[PurifiedToys]

I watched all 12 hours and when it was finished I said shit!!!

[619wwedvdreviews]

whos bob saget?

[619wwedvdreviews]

1:40 hes jacking off

[krammepower10]

Am I the only one who noticed there are 2 microwaves in the kitchen?

[CoN0R115]

"You're grounded!!!"

"But why??"

"Cause you dont think the garbage disposal sounds like chewbacca takin a SHIT, that's why!!"

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[kegen1211]

LONG LEGGED PISS OFF PERTO RICAN

[batman98028]

Last time I gave a shit I got FUCKED!!!

[SpeedyBlender]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[emzisthebest18]

I think his favourite word is shit?

[emzisthebest18]

IT'S EMBARESSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!!!!!

[jewel302]

BOB SAGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[beleivezit]

Poor child XD

[terrydribble]

This isn't like real tourettes's?

[kegen1211]

@terrydribble Thats not right he died becasue of a heart attack

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[terrydribble]

@kegen1211 "f-ck salt!"

[k1ngm3rkage]

such a load of crap. this is nothing like real tourettes

[PS3HecTicGaming]

LO'FUCKING'L

[USTSleep]

HAHAHAH your grandpa´s an ass

[TheTransformersnut67]

Suck my Dick...or cock! LOL

[Lews026]

This is obviously phony but still funny.

[Lews026]

I shouldn't find this as funny as I do.

[MoldyMooseTeeth]

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

[sonicfangirl1032]

Its embarrassing as FUCK to have an ass!

[hitman50002]

Don’t talk shit about total

[qwertyn1nja]

Oh, bob saget!

[88fwan]

Its like "SHIT" is the only thing he can say XD

[pre76dator]

16 people had a bird in their house and destroyed their living room in the process

[MattT1996]

FUCK SALT!!!!!

[lilwanerocks222]

you want some twizzlers

NO

there really good

NO

but dad

BUTT FUCK!!

[bendabesteva]

Thumbs up if you want his frostie t-shirt :) x

[iluvtemari]

Did he really die?

[TheTroyinater]

he dosent got tourrets hes just a bit of a bent noodle

[hobo209]

Lmfao!!!! He hanged up in his grandmothers face just because she didn't know who "ALF" was!!!!!

[razhaad]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT! *Magnum P.I. theme starts playing* HOLY SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY BITCH!! XP

[wonderkidzleader]

"ah shit answer the damn phone!"

"......PISS"



[o1NFAMOUS]

"I gotta answer th damn phone.... PISS"

[EllisonMclovin]

@o1NFAMOUS The Tourettes Guy Is So Damn Funny

[crash1099]

8:47 HULK ANGRY!!!!! HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!

[ifartonurmom]

i cant believe hes ded tat makes me sad plus he probly went to hell

[RuneScapeNetwork1]

its embarrasing as FUCK to have an ASS!

[KBBN4life]

SHIIT AAASSSS DAAAMMMIITT!!! PISSIN OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTIN OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!! XD!!!!!!!

[TroysMW2Lobbys]

Dont talk shit about "TOTAL"!

[KushSensation]

best parts: 0:43 1:06 1:16 1:44 2:47 2:08 3:27 5:15 and 9:11 through 9:34

[devilishdouche]

@KushSensation all of it basically

[Jeessq]

SHE IS OLD AS FUCK!

[UniqueOneShot]

This fucker has no tourette, his just a old dumb fuck. Anyways, his fun as hell lol

[TheSlayder1000]

@UniqueOneShot you know what hes also dead so whos the asshole now lol.

[UniqueOneShot]

@TheSlayder1000 You. I don't care if he's dead. He has no tourette, he just curses a lot.

[GamertianCH]

bird...epic win

[Renegade0056]

8:45 awesome

[johng321ify]

THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT!!

[Big12189]

HOLY SHIT!! FUCK!! DAMN IT!! FISH!!

*Tourettes Hulk smashes clock*

[Big12189]

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS!??!!!

.......FUCK SALT!!!

PISS! PIIIIIIIISS!!!!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!-now I know where that quote from gmod idiot box came from!

[Big12189]

WHERE'S THE PAPER TOWELS!!???

[PointtyyTalks]

Oh you dumbass Holy Shit!!!

[LinkinHamilton]

15 people have tourettes

[funny4life65]

lol i loooooooove 6:15

[hectichorse]

What happened to the bird?

[sergeantRC]

Was this all filmed in one day, or does Danny have a huge collection of Tony the Tiger T-shirts?

[Mittl33094]

OH BOB SAGET!

[MsSunnyDaize94]

FUCK HORSES

[littleyellowducky21]

Haha he's f*cking funny!! " I'm to pissed off to give a damn!!"

[tuckerking77]

BOB SAGET

[JaLeckMichDochAmAnus]

UPDATE !

[CarCrashf1]

"I love my grandma Jenelle; She's the sweetest person in the entire world. ...BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!"

[auctionguyinmo]

Seems to me that beer and Tourettes are a bad mix. Funny, but, not good.

[92Chucky13]

"Dont talk shit about total" ROFL

[GaMeRGuYzXD]

THROW EM OVER HERE *throws the paper towels* OW..... YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK

[bewareofplastic]

the end was scary O.O

[elijahizere]

CCCOOOMMMBBSSS!!! that was funny

[rawwrmuffinz2013]

IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS!!!!

[DidYouPush2Hard]

Your lucky it wasnt hard! I mean this thing not my dick!

[ellieandlitla]

Is this dude actually having beers before breakfast?  I would consider it bizarre to have one before 5 P.M. but...wow. Guess anyone could become a "tourettes" sufferer if they lived on beers!

[MJgirl769]

BOB SAGET! XD

[jerfleck1991]

this guy dies a year ago dident he?

[shizzy16505]

@jerfleck1991 no hes alive---> new videos

[sexyvids21]

i like how he answers his phone

[TonyZeroman999]

No! No! No!!! BUTT FUCK!

*stare down*

xD omfg i couldnt stop laughing!

[blackmamba678]

DONT TALK SHIT ON TOTAL

[zamorachristian1]

Lmfaooooooooooooooooo!!!! this makes me wanna have tourettes BOB SAGEEET!!!! SHIIIIIT FUUUUUUUCK , PISSS ASSS BITCH sorry starting to kick in

[FLIXr]

pause at 2:54

funnny as shit

[GGuitar45]

haha! it's funny cause I have Tourettes. I don't act like this, theres different levels to this HAHA

[gmanthejoker]

"right now were at the Ass-end of the first baptist church!" roflcopter!

[kcorkery45]

i like how he's drinking beers before he has breakfast

[CrazzzzzzzzyChicken]

The other day they had a 12 hour scooby-doo and friends marathon on cartoon network, I watched all 12 hours(nods). When I was finished I said SHITTT! :D

plz vote up ^^

[Kilala232323]

lol, fuck salt. Lol sumtimes i have just felt like screamkn out loud "BUTT FUCK"

[theBuddyz]

Id like to see you walk a mile in my SHIT!

[Lostfood]

piss

[keyseric]

lol e scraches hs nuts

[clip1234567dontman]

MENS ASSES lol

[TheOctoberStorm]

"Dad there's nothing for breakfast"

"THERE'S SOME CEREAL RIGHT THERE"

"But that's total, I don't really like Total"

"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT 'TOTAL'"

Classy xD

[Shadow1071]

-Can you describe what he looked like

-Yes. He was a long legged pissed off Puorta Rican

lmfao

[nivaldoable]

fuck you fuck you fuck you in the ass!!! lol

[GoDawgs1991]

LMAO, answers the phone and says "piss"

[NineTailsDemonFox]

7:50 to 8:21 Best part.

[xd424xo]

HAHAHAHA *answers the phone* PISS

[ArmaDega]

NOBODY GAVE A SHIIIIIIT!

[NaSEVoLLReC]

"where are my glasses" xDDD !!!! this video is fucking stupidoO

[NaSEVoLLReC]

whats wrong with him ??

[CPTigergirl113]

lol this is funny! but y does he wear the same shirt everyday

[NineTailsDemonFox]

"The last time I remembered I gave a shit!"

[Inuyashareborn]

I'm ashamed to laugh at this guy so much, but damn he is one of the funniest people on earth.

[MrXxiii]

watching a dvd of alf? lmao.

[joeshmoelb]

him pushing the kid down the stairs was priceless

[skynet1313]

30 cases of pickles?!?

[EmoPrincess12312]

BUTT FUCK!!!

[aus1shuffler]

he drinks so much beer

[aell0111]

is he or was he a drill sgt. for the army? he should be

[ZakGeorgeCrazy3]

I love bird in the house!

[TheXboxPimp]

hahahahahahaha!!!! omg this guy is funny as hell

[ThePoliceUT3]

I love the end.. ROFL

[N1ck0t]

it sounds like chewbacca taking a shit

[kjarri42]

8:45 best part by far

[mbxx2]

yeah is this guy fake its still really funny

[mrdavy74]

is this true does he really have tourettes or is he a really good actor?

[YOSUP72845]

FUCK SALT!

[pudin511]

@Spotfarm666 i couldent agree more ;)

[Spotfarm666]

why do i lol so much at "FUCK SALT"

[Takireo]

Fuck Salt!

[VegetoStevieD]

Bitch! BIIITTTTCCCCHHH!!!!!!!!

[happyhellday3]

funnest eps 0:09 0:34 0:55 1:26 1:49 2:19 3:06 3:28 3:41 4:18 5:21 5:36 6:08 6:24 6:59 7:51 8:21

[fierymartel94]

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

Best part right there

[MRguitarGOD1997]

FUCK SALT LOLL

[CloudYoshi54]

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOAL

[cleemeyer1]

dont you ever talk about my dick with out my permission.

the garbage disposal sounds like chewbuhka takin a shit.

[L3Gi7Cr4ckD34L3r]

You're grandpa's an ASS

[syn420951]

FUCK HORSE'S

[BMAN294]

we are going to be in to the butt, and out of the fuck

[Meier31]

FUCK SALT!

[bigbling83]

omg so many good lines. My fav. is the "were going to be out of the butt and into the fuck, if we dont come up with the 36 dollars".

[Kalisimo99]

BOB SAGET

[MRshadowsk8er]

The other day they had a 12 hour marathon on scooby doo and friends. I watched all twelve hours!

[ilikesteamgames]

lol he was jerkin off 'like hes my dad and shit'

[theunknownz3]

The bird part is hillarious !!!!!!!!

[xXZeroOutXx]

2:50 is hilarious with that death stare he give the cameraguy

[xXTarepandaXx]

fuck salt!!!!!

[fmq94]

LMMAAOOOO

[TheVip4me]

i went in there to pick up my fucking glasses and i couldnt stop calling people "DICKS"

[han55213]

is this real? lol

[fabzz12]

no its not real he was on the news and he said that one day he just started to swear so much and then he came up with the idea of tourettes guy and here he is but he died in 2007 from a car accident sadly R.I.P Danny

[xXTarepandaXx]

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HORSES!

[zackhulk1234]

damn that is funny as hell

[Organnabis]

9:08

[fabzz12]

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT "TOTAL"!!!!!!

[TheSupercack]

this guy is def. fake. the son has the worst acting ever.

[ReppinTheKing23]

funniest shit ever LOL

[jessGsk8]

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN!! I LAUGH SO HARD EVERY TIME I WATCH IT I CANT EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW!! AHAHAHHAA ROFL! LITERALLY!

WHAT DO U MEAN THERE'S A BIRD IN THE HOUSE! AHAHHAA! xDD

[Drakkanon]

lol 6:55

FUCK HORSES!!!!

[blackcloak666]

last one is maybe best..

[graffnameseed]

from 6:21 to 6:57 omg i havent laught so fuckn hard like that in a long ass time " fuck horses" wtf??!!!

[MadSupra354]

Staff: Did you take a shit a put all the toilet paper in there?

Danny:That was a good shit! XD

[ShadowOfTheSunrise]

He did it for the lulz

I lol'd hard

[Cat489]

8:31-8:47 is the funniest!!!!!

[ManiacforZelda]

lol

Interviewer: Who were some of your childhood heroes?

Danny: FUCK YOU!!!

[XFACTOR848]

6:08 lol

[bballmaster1209]

1:14 killed me

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

pissin out the window, and shittin out the window are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!

lmao XD

[mftrees]

suck my dick.... or cock

best line ever

[Bigpappabree]

dont talk shaat ab total ! lmaooo

[AdamCartwright]

LOL 3:41

[jakez069]

XD ahahahahahahahaha FUCK SALT!

BUT SHES OLD AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!