Ellen Degeneres-TheBeginning-Part 5

[Sw00bat]

HAHAHAHA the cheese part.

[funster3079]

I -3 Ellen

[DeniseJohnsonMusic1]

@0:47 she sounds like dory trying to do the shark voice. :)

[kinectsportstoday2]

my key to looking good.....YOU WEARING A MOON!!

[pendergraphcb1997]

LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE. CAUSES ROIT

[AnonymousCRP]

Is that ur bra? Well is makes ur ass look fabulous

Lol

[gotsurf98]

Your it!!!!! Hahhahha XD

[cynder167]

Im doing that "You're it!" thing tomorrow!!

[selodijehermano]

My bra is in my ass hahahahahahhhashahahaa xD

[Lilmadonna1980]

Lol MY BRA IS IN MY ASS!!!!!!!! Nn

[natdrums1]

LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE! CAUSES RIOT! hahahahahaha

[TalynCo]

16 people got fired for playing hide-and-seek.

[TheBubaBean]

Lady gaga disliked this at 5:35

[InFlameProductions]

I have never actually laughed so hard while drinking that liquid came spurting out my nose... I cant say that anymore.

[4tigerking7]

"LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE, CAUSES RIOT!!!"

[OCswimKim3]

Who thinks he's so cool because he's the manager.

[StarkidMaddy92]

I started a school widengame of tag today.... In the 8th grade... Thank Ellen!

[that1chick211]

MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!!!!

[musics4me]

The moment when she laughed back. I thought my laugh was so loud she overheard me through my laptop. It kinda scared me for while hah!

[MiSsCoMeBaCkQuEeN]

haha if I saw a newspaper headline saying "Lesbian demands cheese causes riots!" I would sooo read it lol only Ellen can make me laugh this much lol :)

[forevermorezanessa]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ....... HILARIOUS CANT STOP GIGGLING AT THIS HIDE AND SEEK AND HER SCREAM LLF

[98missattitude]

*Laughed so hard

[98missattitude]

Oh my god I laughed in the beginning

[Tyzerd]

Lesbian Demands Cheese, Causes Riot!

[MashkaZelandiashi]

and... 15 people are dead inside.

[MashkaZelandiashi]

THANK YOU FOR THE SHOE HORN!!!!!

[Prittyphile]

"They never get tired of that game though... couple hours in your trying to end that game... RAWR! "

"'How can you be outta cheese?' 'What do you mean how can we be outta cheese, your outta cheese people run outta cheese.'"

"Do you need a different size or color? I don't know what to do about the bra in the ass!" LOL 

[ktfirehouse]

"oh, my. its in thee ass?" LMFAO

[Asweetheart1000]

"They never get tired of that game though" So true Ellen :D

[babycapone92]

This show... makes her ass look fabulous

[marzi444]

haha was ellen on that flight to paris with me ?

[No6624]

"LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE, CAUSES RIOT " that AND "MY BRA?S IN MY ASS" this is definetly the BEST part of this preformance LOL!!!

[soggywaffles55]

lol xD what they going to do fire you? well she was playing hide and seek XD

[caterrachel]

I saw this over 5 years ago, and I still remember, "Lesbian Demands Cheese; Causes Riot!"

[wheelpsych94]

a couple of hours in you're trying to end that game: "RRAAAAAUUUGHGH!!!!"

[IMHANNAHBROOMHALL]

MY BRA'S IN MY ASS

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[runstygge]

1:13 fuuuck funny

[zaqsway]

MY BRAS IN MY ASS!!!!

[cheerGgirl]

sarong and sari are the same,well so long and sorry.hahhahaha!!love her..

[krystlerita]

Shatner in a tube top? Brain bleach please!

[frostyh81]

Is that your bra???

Hahhahhaah, LOVE YOU ELLEN!!!

[katmiller55]

i love u ellen and u remind me of my bff hailey

[amlemons1]

At 5:34...I wonder if Lady Gaga has seen this?

[lunahare2200]

14 peoples's bras did not make their asses look fabulous

[yippy010]

lmao she puts so much emphasis on MANager

[FanFickChick1992]

@yippy010 YOUR IT! *runs away*

[xXmegaawesomechickXx]

the bra in the ass part always always gets me. :D

[twizzler4321]

im watching this when my parents think im sleeping and i had to bite my hand to keep from laughing too loudly at the hide and seek part

[lilmizmardy]

I wish we did have the "IT" game on the streets. :)

[goth1999]

I just found out that Ellen voiced for Dory.

[Hellcome2play]

:36 seconds she starts sounding like Dory speaking whale!!! :D lol

[katyperrymalsiaFAN91]

she plays hide n seek every time now with her workers at the ellen show set... XD

[THES3XYMAN101]

Lesbians kick ass

[Unfortunatebeauty]

i love you ellen !!!! the best funny woman comedian ever lmao

[xoxolynzy28]

Is that a bra in your ass? Well it makes your ass look fabulous.

[puggytheelephant]

"They don't care about inflight entertainment or anything.." I watched this on a plane.

[jordanjcy]

it so funny 2.7 i did like 20 times it funny

[FreakedOutGeek]

It's funny, less than 10 years later, she's giving us a monologue about being happy to play Peek-a-boo with little Eva!

[WorldChanger93]

who else thinks SKIP sounds cool...lololol !??!?!

[abrezy825]

ellen needs to be a mom

[Velocity98]

14 people got fired cuz they didnt play hide and seek that way

[MrsLovettMyLoves]

MY BRA'S IS IN MY ARSE :O

[bbyskin7]

2:40 through 5:11 I cried I was laughing so hard! She's amazing! HAHA

[RuthieJey]

I bet Portia LOVES being married to her!

[GaybieBoy]

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO.

[darekjerome]

MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!

[jrhyne03]

SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[Pamandjam4eva]

Is that your bra? LMAO

[chaikinod]

GOd she has an amazing imagination!

[staronstar]

14 people are gay

[Sindal55]

@staronstar

14 people think being gay is a bad thing

[mazza23]

@Sindal55 are you serious?

[Sindal55]

@mazza23

no

If your taking it seriously

don't

[Jeffieboi]

"He sprayed me in the eye with a produce hose"

[garvie2954]

MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!!! haha she's so funny

[aneptuneblue]

That cheese rant is the best rant ever! :D

I LOVE it!

[wheelpsych94]

2:05 i almost died of laughter!!!

[xxTrielaxx]

tomorrow i run to a stranger...and it will be so fun

[THEellieSims]

"what could be going so wrong that they need to keep checking on you? 'MY BRA'S IN MY ASS!'" lmfao xD!

[LadyGM720]

My bra is my ass!!!

[FloridaLizardQueen]

I love Ellen! I have always admired her, she is cute

[mizemotion]

I was eating tostitos rite when she got to "MY BRAS IN MY ASS" dang it i almost choked laughing hahahaha....

[rach0babe]

RACHEL! MY BRAS IN MY ASS!

oh my. its in the ass?

[kymetastic]

That’d be like going into a musical instrument store and saying ‘I’d like to buy a trumpet,’ and them saying 'I’m sorry, we're all out of trumpets, but would you like a shoehorn?'

[MortalKombat773]

OMG 0:36 had me laughing SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!! haHAHAHHAAH

[TheKhoraCubtain]

RACHEL! *my bra is in my ass*

[Skyelitpro]

Lol

That could so an "The Office" moment!

[newfolu]

Oh my , its in the ass?

[jessisgirl101]

ellen your a legand i swear

[caseylarwood]

she should have kids

she just gets kids

[jennyspa]

I'm surprised she never made it bigger in the UK. Her humour would fit in well with us Brits. Very funny....

[jenn27th]

love her now...

[Declan2O]

i love her rants!!!!!!

[NemesisProducts]

Jebus she´s a crazy lady. x'DDD I love her.

[sneekz07]

I like what she did with the 'surong' and 'sari' lol

[Minzey1213]

my bra's in my ass! ahaha...

[SaraPlain333Tall]

it's so true...if i find some good jeans or w/e im buying em

[jlegare333]

''Oh my. It's in the ass?''

LOL. Love her.

[TheWhitestKidUKnow87]

She is so funny! I love how she comes up with stories right off the top of her head.

[jwhpalmer]

@TheWhitestKidUKnow87 she is hilarious but im pretty sure she's rehearsed her act many times

[transfrmpnguinz]

cuz hes the maaaaaaaaaaaaanager

[Kieerrx]

i am sooooooo gonna play tag tomorrow!

[Istaru97]

How does she come up with these crazy ideas?

[fAnGiRl4Life005]

'F' the 13 ppl who didnt like this

[KillerQueen4691]

CHEESE!

[sugarychocobot]

I just spent 20 minutes writing out the cheese thing on word... XD So funny!

[tyrannorex94]

Awe. The lesbian at the end made me cry. Ellen too, changed my life by coming out.

[BackAtOne1300]

@tyrannorex94 i wish i could come out to everyone

[purpose180]

@BackAtOne1300 i think u just did LOL

[igorotakish]

i love her sense of humor!!! i really love her!!!! thank you for the uploads!!!

[sodolafamidore7]

is that your bra?...well it makes your ass look fabulous! LMFAO!!!!

LMAO @ the ass face!! i love Ellen!! haha

i love this one too: "i dont know about you but i take my underwear off no matter what im trying on" LOL!!!

[motorcity14]

MY BRA'S IN MY ASS.!!!!! LMAO!

[lalalaxoxo18]

is that your bra ?... well it makes your ass look fabulous XD

[MortalKombat773]

play hide and seek when your boss comes looking for you XD!!!!!

[Cristinesetgo]

its like going to a music store and asking for a trumpet and they tell you "we are all out of trumpets but would you like a shoe horn?"

[Juigi33]

LMFAO the Skip part is the funniest apart from the BRAS IN MY ASS.

4:01 - 4:16 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA so fricken funny.

[retardedpineapple178]

MY BRAS IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god i couldnt keep it together when she said that

[fayenshell]

MY BRAS IN MY ASS!!! lol,,, My beer almost ruined my comp when it came thisclose from coming out my mouth. such an unexpected coment...lol

[ameliapinkfan]

oh god i laughed so hard when she said my bras in my ass that i fell on the floor!

[abigailgracexo]

"i think its the same thing, if not i'm "so wrong and sorry" haha

[bummercucumber]

Unnecessary backstory at its finest!

[threestoogesfan2]

"LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE, CAUSES RIOT!"

lmao. Ellen's hilarious

[Buschix3]

ohgod, the cheese story is the funniest thing!!! i just love it!

[LadyJoCroft]

....

[looloothing]

when she did the "my bras in my ass!" thing...i was literally laughing so hard that i had to pause the video and compose myself before i watched anymore so i could pay attention.

[fruitygrrl]

lmfao  i sooooo wanna play tag with random strangers

[Lozza7214]

@fruitygrrl omg me too. maybe one day our paths will cross and we randomly play tag

[fruitygrrl]

omfg that would be AWESOME!!

[simplygreat]

@fruitygrrl I tried, it didn't turn out how I planned it to :(

[cathke]

fuck she cracks me up!!!

[ahhxjamieex3]

1:56 - 2:10

[TYJG24LP]

good luck HannanBall13

[Hannanball13]

tank u very much I have finished my quest!!!!1

[Hannanball13]

im trying to watch 100 ellen vids.

full vid.9:46

start:11:09am

end:11:19am

#69

[CM907AK]

The playing hide and seek with your boss...Jesus Christ I love that part so much lol.

[sezzyjuli10]

Is that your bra? well, it makes your a.s.s look fabulous!!!

omg =)) this is hilarious =))

[EmoShoes93]

@sezzyjuli10 oh my! it's in the ass? XD

[RyanCcrestLUV]

i'm gonna go to a store go in the dressing room and acctually tell them my bra is in my ass just to see what they do!

[Goldygirl16]

lol, let us know what happens! XD

[RyanCcrestLUV]

@Goldygirl16 lol so i acctually did this!!!! turns out the freaking lady was AT THIS THING!!!! we both died laughing

[Goldygirl16]

LOL, that is awesome! What a coincidence! Just think what would have happened if she hadn't been there! Ellen is too funny.

[djmixnmagic]

Just watch the video before you read the comments. Then you can post your favorite line(s) and add an lol after it. That's the fun of YouTube!

[OnThe246]

Well obviously you aren't paying any attention to the video anyway if the first thing you do is go and read the comments. If it spoils the punch line for you then try watching the video before reading the comments. Just a logical suggestion.

[djmixnmagic]

LESBIAN DEMANDS CHEESE! CAUSES RIOT! God,I love her....

[Miseryschyld]

Best. Part. EVER!!

[LadyGM720]

@djmixnmagic I know! I love here too! Gotta love ELLEN! <3 lmfao! XD She's so hilarious! She's so relatable and funny in a very REAL way. I love how she just EXAGGERATED the whole cheese bit and made it seem like a comedy moment in a sitcom or something. lmfao! She is my IDOL in life AND in my own acting and comedy career. She is my comedy inspiration. I would NEVER be as funny as her though! LMFAO! XD

[mcflystyle]

@djmixnmagic

- yeh brilliatn !! :) 

[gothicnik]

i dont want cottage cheese i want cheddar cheese lmfao

[GreedyBob]

"Is that your bra? Well, it makes your ass look fabulous!"

Godlike!

[LeDiskoLove99]

I love her energy.

Epsecially with the hide and seek part. It's hilarious!

Anyone who doesn't love this woman must be mentally unstable.

[fillesha]

"My Bra's in my ass" Hilarious!!!!

[omgitsnyk]

that woman's laugh stands out sooooo dang much. (:

[pinkismygoddess]

i'm so wrong and sorry HAHAHAHAHA

 love her

[ninuchi]

That blause makes your aass look fffabulous!!!

[LisaLol14]

My Brah's in my ass!

Rachel!!!

XD

[wtf4361]

OMG! I LOVE ELLEN! She is my hero<3

[kymposs]

So, what does the fact that the woman is a lesbian have to do with the cheese to begin with? It's an hysterical bit with out any further references.

[hippiegirl1968]

@kymposs it's the Press! they'll mention it whatever she does. :)

[luluzweistein]

"Lesbian demands cheese - causes riot!"

WAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[theaterjunkie89]

i laughed so hard i got so restless i had to walk around LMAO

[lultimanotte315]

"Lesbian demands cheese, causes riot!"

hahahahaaha

[nrbnerd555]

Wel, what are they gonna do, fire ya? "Well, she was playin' Hide 'n Seek, I..."

[laurieheartsdcx]

HAHAHAHAHAHA - 0:35 !!!

[thecutterslullaby]

she should do a prank with the bra inthe ass thing so funny

[Osmond4eva99]

NOT U AGAIN!!!

[luluzweistein]

wouldn't it be a sin if i were a guy and had a relationship with jesus????????