I lost a button on my cloak today, Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire faculty. Oh cruel attention. Button oh button oh where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and seize to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...
Button, o button, o where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...
in snape dairy ...snape:i ate some outmeal for breakfast i thought of my mother i cried.ron:im hungry. harry: what else is new fatty,now lets get to the good stuff. lol XD
Today I got dressed and traveled by bus to that wretched school again. That Brian kid showed me his middle finger. When I attempted to beat the crap out of him, he then mocked me and ran away. I thought of my father. I cried.
Today a Brian kid showed me his middle finger. When I attempted to beat the crap out of him, he then mocked me and ran away. I thought of my father. I cried.
Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice, the when I brought them home, one devoured the other then died of loneliness.
"This got boring, let's write a new entry! . . . I am Snape, I'm so sad because I poop my pants all the time. I don't have any friends because I stink like broccoli and poop! I teach potion to Harry Potter, and it's really boring because he's so cool and it makes me have depression. Ok, I think I'll go cry now becau- but not before I poop my pants cuz, bye!"
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LOL he sent ron out to sit in the corner.
TheGirlWithTheBreadz 1 hour ago
So do i orange one so do i
joshsmith1111 2 hours ago
moar!!!!
TheDeLucaShow 2 hours ago
So do I, Orange One. :D
JeSSicaKaDie 2 hours ago
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Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
Ten Seconds Later
*Ron is in the corner facing the wall*
lol
Nerdy123Girl 2 hours ago
Ron-Let's read it!
Harry-I have a better idea! Let's read it!
ThyCrazyCleverOnes 3 hours ago
"I asked her to dance...she asked me to die"
is it so terrible that it makes me laugh every time xD?
Thatallykid7 3 hours ago
I thought of my mother. I cried.
teenyweenyvietgurl 4 hours ago
Why did eating watery, flavorless oatmeal make him think of his mother?...
Wolfguurl 4 hours ago
Harry: i just happen to find this book in Snape's bedroom in the locked trunk under his bed!
i think harry was looking for something or is tht just me
Scissorstuff 5 hours ago
So do I, Orange One, so do I.
MESSYMINDMOVIES 5 hours ago
snape is emo? *high 5s snape* YOU ROCK SNAPE :O
turquoisethehedgehog 5 hours ago
I lost a button on my cloak today, Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire faculty. Oh cruel attention. Button oh button oh where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and seize to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...
Love that bit :D
torchwoodlover12 6 hours ago
Are you guys studying?
no, we're invading professor snapes privacy by reading his personal diary which we stole from his room.
TheMargaretCasey 7 hours ago
Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked trunk under his bed.
LOL
EPuff99 7 hours ago
Button, o button, o where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee roll off my bosom and cease to exist? How I wish I could follow thee into the mist...
LOL.
MrsDracoMalfoy0 9 hours ago 8
poor little button....
mrspinkpie 10 hours ago
snape needs his own show!
MaraiyaSama 10 hours ago
i thought of my mother.. i cried.
Thefizzlizz85 10 hours ago
'i am snape...i'm so sad because i poop my pants...all the time.'
honieeBeeZ 15 hours ago
I LIKE BUTTONS! xD
xTannInACanx 21 hours ago
I wanna see Filch!!!
secretagentYTer 23 hours ago
I asked her to dance....she asked me to die. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
sammilovesbutterlies 1 day ago
in snape dairy ...snape:i ate some outmeal for breakfast i thought of my mother i cried.ron:im hungry. harry: what else is new fatty,now lets get to the good stuff. lol XD
wolfwhitefang1 1 day ago
Today Harry showed me his middle finger
Commanderizzyfizzy 1 day ago
Best part: "Harry I am disapointed in you" said dumbledore (and he asked for prunes xD)
morganbattleleaf 1 day ago
"Argus Filch told me about his many affairs with Hogsmeade barmaids"
I don't want to know D:
CrypticKamek 1 day ago
So do I orange one,... so, do ,i.
nixariselofie 1 day ago
0:22 why is ron facing the wall? lol.
Chattintomboy 1 day ago
@Chattintomboy
he suggested that the book was twilight. he should die x)
maryjanesoares 1 day ago
I ate some oatmeal for breastfeed it was flavorless and watery it reminded me of my mother.
lolacoda1 1 day ago
"Today, while in the bathtub-" EWWWW!
xX127DavidXx 1 day ago
Learn Snape's secrets.......
LumpinAwsome 1 day ago
I just "happened to gind it in Snape's room, in a locked chest under his bed. Lolz
catrose30 1 day ago
Snape-"Today I ate some oatmeal for breakfast, it was flavourless and watery....I thought of my mother....I cried"
Ron" I'm hungry"
Harry-"What else is new fatty"
Whatta absolute spanner XD x
MsMakeupSOS 1 day ago
Today I was at the Yule Ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance. She asked me to die...
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FlamesEverlasting 1 day ago
Lol necked dimbledor the orange one I'm hungry what's new fatty haha crying this is hilarious!! Lmfo
Papiriodog 2 days ago
I know a thing or two about moronic sentences, and that's a moronic sentence! ( 00:12 )
EpicVideoViewer 2 days ago
Cool
mollymast 2 days ago
the orange one
23warroirs 2 days ago
I love how ron always is made a girl
23warroirs 2 days ago
"Would that I could, Lilian. Would that I could..."
TippyTippyTay 2 days ago
snape, i liked the story about the button? you did? yeah... it made me cry.
MaraiyaSama 2 days ago
i hope you find your button snape
I LIKE BUTTONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!lololololololololololololololololoololololololololol
11poseidon11athena11 2 days ago
"I'm hungry"
"What else is new, fatty?"
CharizardShadowX 2 days ago
'I asked her to dance.
She asked me to die.'
XD
SSED42 2 days ago
I SAID PRUNES! HOW DID YOU KNOW?
SO... NO PRUNES??
123sosc 3 days ago
Cool
amywawa1 3 days ago
The Orange One <3
best nickname ever.
EarthToDeidre 3 days ago
wow funny
brookekulick1 3 days ago
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Dear Diary,
Today I got dressed and traveled by bus to that wretched school again. That Brian kid showed me his middle finger. When I attempted to beat the crap out of him, he then mocked me and ran away. I thought of my father. I cried.
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Harry: "I remember that Ron! Gimme five!" Ron: "You already took my money Harry!" LOL
Ron: "What is a busom Harry?" Harry: "Uhh" Hermione: "Yeah tell him Harry!" Harry: "Oh look, another page!"
taytaylovescookies 3 days ago
Dear Diary,
Today a Brian kid showed me his middle finger. When I attempted to beat the crap out of him, he then mocked me and ran away. I thought of my father. I cried.
taytaylovescookies 3 days ago
I love how he calls Ron "the orange one" hahaha!
ClOuDsTaR159 3 days ago
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MsGoldenTree 3 days ago
''today while on the toilet'' ''EEW!''
haha LOL
awesomerule 3 days ago
I was eating chocolate icecream when they mentioned poop. I thought of my toilet. I cried...
ammiejordeN 3 days ago
Ron: "I'm Hungry!"
Harry: "What else is new fatty?! Lets get to the good stuff."
ahaha i swear. i'm dying here! :D
AlyssaFloress 4 days ago
When isnt Dumbledor naked?!?!?
IloveJimmyBennett291 4 days ago
Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
MandiBroadwaylover 4 days ago 15
Lolz orange one XD
sirquack123 4 days ago
1565 people lost their buttons.
picklepiepony 4 days ago
'oh look harry i see your name' 'ooh youre good at reading hermione
xMidnight100x 4 days ago
I ... am ... S-
Ok, Ron, that was a good try!
beccawilshaw11 4 days ago
"Wow, should we read it?"
"I got a better idea..... LETS READ IT!"
TheFire769 4 days ago
"So do I, orange one, so do I"
"I like buttons!"
XD
superbrianna100 4 days ago
3:02 HE IS NAKED. OMG
Markoblaster89 4 days ago
i like buttons!
XD
mmushk4 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos
i hope you find ur button.....lol
mmushk4 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos
did somebody say prunes
DaXteR3THE3SMURF 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos
i know a thing or 2 about books and thats a book
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Hermione:"I know a thing or two about books and thats a book!"
dk8101 5 days ago
Today while in the bathtub... EWW!
xXxmissKarlaxXx 5 days ago
Ron: is it a vampire romance novel for young adults?
Ten seconds later...
*timeout* xDD
xXxmissKarlaxXx 5 days ago
HAHAHA lol's
DarkIngrid100 5 days ago
Ron: "Wow, should we read it?"
Harry: "I have a better idea, lets read it!"
XD
SSED42 5 days ago
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!
LOL
Mrstwilightsagalover 6 days ago
I just love this, one of the funniest things on youtube
123Tiarnan 6 days ago
i like buttons... so do i.... i hate buttons.... so dont i
BlackMountain150 6 days ago
Ron: GINGERS HAVE SOULS!!! :D
Daniela111962 6 days ago
SHUT UP FATTY!
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I fell asleep and had a nightmare.. I dreamt that Harry tried to kill me with a hammer...
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vuku3711 6 days ago
lol!!
kittykat24679 6 days ago
1564 folks lost buttons from their cloaks and haven't found them yet.
timekeeper81 6 days ago
SNAPE! RON STOLE YOUR DIARY!!
alanrickmanobsessor 1 week ago 33
Snape's skateboard unibrow :) lol his two eyes are the wheels
TedisonKim 1 week ago
i can remember word for word the bit about the mice
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Ron "I like buttons!"
lmao!
thelionkingsprincess 1 week ago
Ron Weasley a.k.a Orange One
0XxxFoReVeRxxX0 1 week ago
Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice, the when I brought them home, one devoured the other then died of loneliness.
RosinMonster2 1 week ago
I was creeped out when me and harry said "what else is new fatty?" to ron
bleeduntildeath 1 week ago
"My mum was awesome!" - Best line
QueenCloveroftheice 1 week ago 16
I don't even want to know WHY Harry was in Snape's room in the first place O.o
Gracelingluvsxfactor 1 week ago
oh look another page
CheyRawrz 1 week ago
I hope you find your bossum
theshowhitshard 1 week ago
Ron- Im hungry!
Harry- What else is new? FATTY!
LMFAOOO
devilishangel1099 1 week ago
I lost my button too Snape maybe our buttons will be found someday
hyuup1 1 week ago
i just HAPPENED to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked trunk under his bed. bwaahahaha
acciobook004 1 week ago
"This got boring, let's write a new entry! . . . I am Snape, I'm so sad because I poop my pants all the time. I don't have any friends because I stink like broccoli and poop! I teach potion to Harry Potter, and it's really boring because he's so cool and it makes me have depression. Ok, I think I'll go cry now becau- but not before I poop my pants cuz, bye!"
sisierra88 1 week ago
Snape: "Today while in the bath tub . . ."
Everyone: "EWWW!!"
haha
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sisierra88 1 week ago
i cried after hearing the story about the button.....button oh button where can u be :(
Scissorstuff 1 week ago
"I hope you find your button snape"
"So...Do...I..."
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
FlyingPigFishy123456 1 week ago
i hope he finds his button :'(
Mikihiland 1 week ago
lol "orange one"
kayorleans 1 week ago
Snape must cry alot about his parents!
11Jackamo 1 week ago
Ok so he cried to his mother and felt like pooping in his pants sounds like my aunt laila.
kalilah357 1 week ago
I thought of my mother.
I cried.
totorolover33 1 week ago
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Harry: gimme five!
Ron: you already took my money Harry!
doomsday1236 1 week ago
I think about your button, Snape, lost and alooooone.
savedrchard 1 week ago 2
Snape reminds me of Bert from Sesame Street... am I the only one? xD
BrickChickens 1 week ago 2
"Mmm, I like prunes"
Hate you Orange One. XD
AnimeRulezify 1 week ago
ron: i`m hungry harry: what else is new fatty
vlogger678 1 week ago
"Its not just any book guys!"
"Is it a young adult vampiere romance novel?"
*10 seconds later*
*Ron's standing in the corner*
MrMayaMole 1 week ago 3
bother, bother
hermoinejeangranger1 1 week ago
"button, o button, where art though lay?" lol!!!!
hermoinejeangranger1 1 week ago
'my mum was awasome"
maggieapie 1 week ago
This makes me want to give snape a hug.
GforceBK 1 week ago
1563 people got asked to die
NPC1921 1 week ago
Does anyone notice snape has a unibrow
Cougars1226 1 week ago
why is it sooooo dark in snapes room? i can hardly see!
maraea333 1 week ago
can someone tell me why he was in snapes room?
BVBxxxREBELxxxGIRL 1 week ago
this is by far the funniest potter puppet pal video :)
sleepoverrrr 1 week ago
Gimme five! - You already took my money!
kaoru1869 1 week ago
Snape: One devoured the other and died of loneliness... I felt envy
Harry: This is hilarious!
Hermione: Oh look i see your name Harry!
Ron: Wow your good at reading hermione!
harry; WHAT?!??!
ROTFLMAO!!!!
fallenrose83 1 week ago
I didn't know harry was left handed.
iownafatparakeet 1 week ago
Snape: Today I eat some oatmeal for my breackfast. It was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother.... I cried
Ron: I'M HUNGRY
Harry: WHAT ELSE IS NEW FATTIE
XD
fallenrose83 1 week ago
This is so funny!!
sparklesmc1007 1 week ago
Ron- I'm hungry
Harry- What else is new
RohanGvids 1 week ago
Ron: Wow, should we read it?
Harry: I got a better idea, lets read it!
xD
TheVideos1234567 1 week ago
"I asked her to dance, she asked me to die!"
LOL.
Canadiangirllovesyou 1 week ago 61
@Canadiangirllovesyou Harry: Wow, my mum was cool!
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@Canadiangirllovesyou "My mom was awesome"
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FullEffectVisualTv 1 week ago 2
ron: "what's a boozum harry??"
harry: "umm..."
hermione: "yeah harry, tell him"
harry: "oh look, another page!"
bahahahaha
2cookiesncream1 1 week ago 2
GO NAKED DUMBLEDORE!!!
RuinedBehavior 1 week ago
they punished Ron for mentioning Twilight (indirectly)
silverdetectiveps 1 week ago 2
Dumbeldor: Did somebody say prunes?
Ron: I said prunes! How did you know?
Dumbeldor: What are you monkeys up to?
Harry: No we're invading Snape's privacy by reading his personal diary, which we stole from his room.
Dumbeldor: But you don't have any prunes do ya?
Harry: I'm afraid not.
Dumbeldor: I'm very disapointed in you Harry.
!!!!LOL!!!!
crazycatcrawling 1 week ago 2
I know a thing or two about books.. and that's a book!
HAHA!
RoPhilMao 1 week ago 2
Ron-Wats a boozem
Hermione yeah Harry tell him wats a boozem
Harry-oh look another page
julisarodriguez 1 week ago 2
Hey I remember that Ron,gimme five you already took all my money remember ugh never mind
julisarodriguez 1 week ago
Harry: "I remember that Ron! Gimme five!" Ron: "You already took my money Harry!" LOL
Ron: "What is a busom Harry?" Harry: "Uhh" Hermiony: "Yeah tell him Harry!" Harry: "Oh look, another page!"
taytaylovescookies 1 week ago 35
@taytaylovescookies * Hermione
iloveyouxxx2 1 week ago
That was stupid but funny
German20002 1 week ago
hey guys please watch my videos just look up unicornninjataco
unicornninjataco 1 week ago
"I'm hungry,"
"What else is new fatty!"
TeenTitan98 1 week ago
snape is such an emo..
dancingintherain202 1 week ago
is Dumbledore naked? 2:58
Leightonlaser 1 week ago
so do i , orange one.......so do i!! :P
voldyloser 1 week ago
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JesusPaid4You 1 week ago
I wanna call ron Ginger or gingaaah and what us Harry? He iznt Asian
hhdancerbabe11 1 week ago
ron thought it was the twilight seiries
he is lucky that harry made him sit in the corrner insted of killing him
Twilight10161 1 week ago
button
mrbubbles123451 1 week ago in playlist Potter Puppet Pals Mix
evens??wb potter
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I like buttons!
TiffanyandSaga 1 week ago 3
so if i say a line i get likes? ok
HARRY: i remember that give me five ron!
RON: but you already took my money harry
zachkanatey6667 1 week ago
cheese FTW
Thumbs up if u agree :-)
mexicanwave100 1 week ago
The fart of my mother... I cried
The fart of my father... I cried
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Ultr45ulemaniGOW4eva 1 week ago
Ron:Im what's s boosm
Hermionie: yeah tell him harry
Harry:oh look another page
ashblast911 1 week ago
Ron:Im hungry
Harry: what else OS new fatty
I died XD
ashblast911 1 week ago
ron
suarezisbeast 1 week ago
lol orange friend
loonyluna91 1 week ago
"I like buttons!"
TrippyDemons 1 week ago
"Today while in the bath tub."
"EWWW!!!" HAHAHAHAH!!! LMFAO!!!!!
KairiTheChipette78 1 week ago
LOL! (^•^)
EmmaLennyEddie 1 week ago
Harry: It's not just any book
Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
*Ron is put in the corner*
YoshiFanGirl387 1 week ago
Bother... Bother....Bother
TheEragonPotter 1 week ago
give me five Ron! you already took my money Harry.
SuperMadelinef 1 week ago
I know a thing or 2 about books...and thats a book!
SuperMadelinef 1 week ago
today i was in the bathtub ewwwwww
motter6pack123 1 week ago
Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother... I'm so going to use that one day! XD
imbriel2 1 week ago
Ron: shall we read it?
Harry:i have a better idea lets read it!
me:LOL
brawler023 1 week ago
Ron: I...am...S...
Hermione: Okay Ron, that was a good try.
Me: WTF??
Asfian11 1 week ago
Ron : im hungry harry
Harry: whats new fatty
RON HUH???? MADE ME CRAP A CASTLE LOL
001Shadowninja 1 week ago
I remember that ron, give me five!
You already took my mooney harry!
Do u want me to go snape on you? XD
TheLoRdV0LDemORt 1 week ago
ron:wow shall we read it!
harry: i have a better idea! lets read it! lol
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I lost a button on my cloack today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the whole faculty -Snape
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