Rough Seas

[sirArchitect]

it's the fat people

[dmaddles]

instant wave pool

[MrConstantflame]

R.I.P Headphone users <3

[vizard00001]

fuking humans everywere... plouting and killing everything

[Purplecatsoup30]

@vizard00001 yes, you're so right. I "plout" things on a regular basis. Just to spite you, I'm gonna throw my McDonald's garbage out the window next time I'm driving somewhere.

[king7thomas]

Look at those 2 little faggots having little gay comment war go get a fucking life

[torchlakemi]

@king7thomas hey "big man", your "big" comments show your homo nature! go fined a faggot to fuck n suck, since that is your worthless excistence! HOMO!

[hax0r117]

isnt that a wave pool? :/

[Booze129]

OMG did anyone die?

[SittingMooseShaman]

...it's your life. now reap what you planted. It shall be bitter.

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman i pitty you! i really do! you're suffering from old man's regret. i guess you're reaping now what you planted yrs ago with no rewards,thats why you say garbage like this and you think its a proverb of some sort, when all it is is what happen to your pathetic life! i pitty you mr "shaman" and your baseball bat. i do

[SittingMooseShaman]

@torchlakemi ...then pity-on, pity-ous one -pity on Soon you'll be the brunt of other pity-LESS bigots' jokes, too! Oh yes!...I'm reapin' a whole lotta shit & then some!! & now, lucky you! It's time for you too, to grab a big, COLD drink from la vielle taverne maritime & then join me -like me 'r nay...ahem, POOL-side in this riotous, eclectic soiree called, "life."

I'm a FatMan & I don't take no shit 'bout it from any one...now, th' lady you so mocked for her full-figure: apologies ye do owe!

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman not bad old man, not bad! your vernacular eloquence elucidates to your benevolent nature! and yes i'm an in-shape guy & i don't take threats from no one too lightly! now, th' man you so threatened with ye baseball: apologies ye do owe! and then maybe ill enjoy a cold drink, poolside in this riotous, eclectic soiree called "life" thow it be done furtively

[SittingMooseShaman]

@torchlakemi ...I don't have the strength to swing it anymore, ennyways...once did...back in my healthy, freeweight-liftin', circuit-training & mt. bike ridin' days...however...no more.

Cheers...

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman i knew you were good man! as am i! best to you and life!

[MrPolymers]

The cruise may be fun.. But, being crammed in a pool smaller than one I grew up with, don't look enjoyable to me.. Reminds me of placing the cattle in a pen to be washed off. Stick with the cocktails and food..

[zaczam01]

Wave pool!!

[killmerhonda]

I wonder if the wave pool would be the only calm place during a storm?

[Illinoisboy94]

I thought the lady at 0:23 had a boob hanging out..

[dudestir127]

Not gonna lie, that looks like fun to have been in the pool.

[fube432]

*Brochure*... and, if you're lucky, we might even have our wave pool working.....

[st8pl8guy]

A pool. On a boat. In the middle of the ocean. That's like building a log cabin in the middle of the woods, and having indoor potted plants.

[lieu14]

@st8pl8guy umm no it's not? it would be 10 times easier just to have a pool rather than having people jump off the boat into the ocean and having to build something expensive for a way back in like a room at the bottom of the boat, but that would let in water which could cause sinking. So whats your great idea?

[st8pl8guy]

@lieu14

How about anchoring at the cruise lines private island, and swimming at their private beach. If you have ever been on a cruise, you would have known that this is what they do.

[gunterdak]

@st8pl8guy So no one should go swimming in between the times that they are at the island? Or should the ship just always be a the island? But then whats the point of the cruise.  Why not just an island resort? I appreciate the irony, but I don't think you've though through the alternatives very well!

[HigherDanLo]

@st8pl8guy boatception

[Rimeau]

@st8pl8guy You are free to climb over the railing and jump down into the ocean anytime ;)

[beccullity]

@st8pl8guy hahaha gold!! well put mate. good humour u have.

[eckfloor]

@st8pl8guy Well I'm sure they wouldn't mind you jumping overboard for a little dip!

[rbjplay13]

@st8pl8guy Yes it is. But you are moving at 30 knots or so. But yes, if you are docked in a Caribbean port, it is a little stupid to go in the pool.

[clifsportland]

@st8pl8guy You want to jump into the ocean from the deck of a boat that big? How do you get back up? You want to swim in the ocean while a boat is going 40 or 50 knots from port to port? I can't swim that fast.

[st8pl8guy]

@clifsportland

40 - 50 knots huh... Tell me what current 4000+ passenger cruise ship can achieve that speed.

[zayres29]

last place i would want to be is the pool in this situation

[bayyliner]

we were on royal caribbeans serenade ship when it was like this, you couldnt hear anything with all the screaming and laughing from everyone in the pool, it was ripping from one end to the other, it was the BEST ride of the whole week! what a scream! and i am a timid boater!! and YES i was in the pool too!!

[DIGITALSCREAMS]

I know im abit neurotic...but I wouldnt have been in the pool during a storm. I would have been fully clothed, wearing thermals with a life jacket to hand. I would of spent a good 20 mins familiarising myself of the safety procedures in case of capsizing whilst sipping my lemonade.

The last thing you want when travelling by plane of boat is to be caught with your pants down.

[Coolz444]

lol all the old people are having fun

[Jo060]

@Jasmine5707 Cool Story

[stephenmoses]

U expect a beauty to come out of the pool and u get this!!

[crimsonnrose]

YAY! WAVE POOL OF DEATH!

[torchlakemi]

i say the fat ass that walked out of the pool at the end caused the rough seas lol!!!

[deanlow39]

@torchlakemi wasn't that your mom?

[Mitchellpilot909]

@torchlakemi hahahaha

[SittingMooseShaman]

@torchlakemi ...I see here written the words of some nazi fat-for-brains jock-suck w/21 assholes in ass-kiss position...lol w/my big, fat baseball bat across your fat-filled yet, still mostly empty, head...

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman you poor thing you, are you trying to find something else to do with your bat beside's sticking it up ASS!! while jacking off to porn old man

[SittingMooseShaman]

@torchlakemi ...yes, some fat-for-brains and shit-for-head little punk-ass fool always centering his limited attention-span on his crotch and/or everyone elses'...better go to a psychiatrist for some therapy and medication for your sociopath behavior...kid.

[SittingMooseShaman]

@torchlakemi ...hmm, I have another reply to your ASShole-iness's behavior somewhere here...ennyways...better get your shit together...and see that doc...there's a malignant tumor within your colon...and a prostrate blockage within your cock...don't screw with a shaman who gets pissed-off rather easily...and sees Deaths' work all too clearly...

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman hey mother f'er, bring it on big boy, bring it on!! dont you f#$# with me!!! oh and sorry to read about you and your condition, but dont forget what you say, mr shaman!!! (there's a malignat tumor in your brain, and a baseball bat in your ass).dont you f#$# with me!!!

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman see if you know what #$# is shit-for -smarts

[torchlakemi]

@SittingMooseShaman take vitamins next life time f#$# head

[trekat71]

@torchlakemi lmao 

[mclark8750]

It was actually Hurricane Norbert 2008 the ship was trying to out run it. We were in 15 foot seas. They ended up closing and draining all the pools about 15 minutes after I shoot the footage.

[carsforme54321]

wave pool

[megan09iscool]

did anyone think that it could be a wave machine? no-one else seems to bothered...

[dimos47ki7]

@megan09iscool check the horizon moving left to right, and check the shadows moving. obviously there are some waves on the sea, and the ship is moving

[Jo060]

@dimos47ki7 no kiddin'

[harrison58]

@crissglitch666 Did you try to slip it inside one of the fattys...?

[ZeroGal5]

Wow, the pool is pretty. :)