@Killoea I swear to god, that's one of the funniest lines ever. If I had been in Jackie Jr.s place, I would have laughed my ass off in his face. Which would have undoubtedly gotten me killed.
@KillerMonkey4000 He doesn't have anger issues... They warned earlier that Silvio is insane when he's playing poker. Takes everything too seriously and blames whatever he feels like playing if he has bad luck, lol
@theporksicle He was showing respect to the dealer. You're not supposed to talk across the table and the dealer recognized that. It was basically a sign of respect so he tipped him.
@theporksicle Because the bet was to Silvio and when Johnny Sac said, "He didn't study this hard in school", it could have influenced Silvio's decison. The dealer does control the game and it was correct for him to quiet down Johnny Sac. Therefore, the other player acknowledged the dealer's actions and tossed him a toke (a/k/a a tip) for running the game correctly.
leave the fuckin' cheese there,,,alright, i luv fuckin' cheese at my feet..ha-haaaa....sylvio's a beast. plus @ 1:07 the young guy actually agrees with what sylvio said to him about the cheese in the socks and it smellin' like his sister's crotch in the mornin' that was fuckin' jokes right there.
I love the relationship between Tony and Sil. I love even more so the fact that Tony knew that having the kid sweep next to Sil would set Sil off and Tony's just sitting there trying to repress the urge to laugh.
Sil was the most loyal character on the show. He really only went against T once or twice. But when it was crunch time T could count on him. Chrissy was my fav character though. Tony was great but to much of a cocky dick who thought he could do anything. But I couldn't be mad about him killing Chriss cause he was a junkie.
Acting boss while *spoiler* Tony Soprano is in a coma, but couldn't handle it. He actually gets hospitalized as a result of his asthma acting up from the stress of the "position". Not everyone is cut out to be a leader.
This comment has received too many negative votesshow
i dont think he was smiling because he knew sil would get mad, he was smiling because he was mentally starting to see a future for the kid with the family
I agree! Paulie def. plays the part better than anyone in the history of this show. Whether he is your favorite character or not, he plays it the best...
am i the only one who thinks that this i alot familiar to scene in "Goodfellas" where joe pesci shot a guys foot (which is playing christopher moltisanti)
haha Tony is a instegator he knew Silvio was gonna get mad cuz he's a sore loser lol I'll stick cheese in my socks so they could smell like ur sister's crouch in da morning lol
Tony's laugh is fucking priceless! lol always loved this scene
chicago6584 3 weeks ago
He tells Tony "FUCK YOU TO !"
JoeThibodauxx 3 weeks ago
Why don't you go fix a fucking DICK or whatever the fuck it is you do!
marcanta 3 months ago
This moron is playing hazel.
tyltat2020 4 months ago
He wont quit this fucking guy!!
dvd5050 4 months ago
hey, cheese fuck!
Vidinotes 4 months ago
"he didn't study this hard at school"
lobsterdfw1 5 months ago
which episode is this?
MrProphet24 5 months ago
here here here, go head.....have a good time
niggadeep24 5 months ago
"I stick muthafucking provolone in my socks at night, so in the morning they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning!"
Killoea 5 months ago
@Killoea I swear to god, that's one of the funniest lines ever. If I had been in Jackie Jr.s place, I would have laughed my ass off in his face. Which would have undoubtedly gotten me killed.
TheWitchOvAgnesi 4 months ago
@thechuckwillkill before - its because of his bad gambling addiction that he gets busted out by Tony and his crew and leaves town
tryandlisten 5 months ago
Poker games and gangsters never go over well
lambofpaul 5 months ago
for "incredible luck" that guy's life got FUCKED
Te4RHyP3 6 months ago 4
1:17 That looks like "C" from a Bronx tale
fivemanfloyd 6 months ago
@fivemanfloyd It is
m0ssadic 6 months ago
@fivemanfloyd now you's can't leave
uguysarefried 5 months ago
I'm sweepin' the cheese...ebbbeda...ebbeda...LOL
pjgraves1975 6 months ago
Imagine sylvio raging at a video game
RebirthWoWGuild 7 months ago
The best part of the line got cut off at the end. He asks him for more food after he already brushed his own sandwich onto the floor. haha
jordinho13 7 months ago
hey, cheese fuck!
kosmosleha 7 months ago
"I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning" - I was fucking ROFLING
OriginalSkits 8 months ago
@ the end, " hey, CHEESE FUCK!"
erikespinoza05 8 months ago 2
Hve a good time hahahahahah damn lmao xD
caMboDJA88 8 months ago
"This moron's playing Hazel" classic!
chrisallenrichie 8 months ago
IM LOSING MY BALLS OVA HERE!! THIS FUCKIN MORONS PLAYIN HAZEL!?!?!
JanicesSonHarpo 9 months ago 7
hey cheese fuck
7bowlo 9 months ago
Hey cheese fuck...Bring me some food.
leebob86 9 months ago
leave the fuckin cocksuckin cheese where it is, alright?
aaronomg 9 months ago
''Where do you get these fuckin' idiots huh? Where do you get them?! Can ya see the cheese in th..LEAVE THE FUCKIN' CHEESE THERE!!''
SuperQwertyuiop123 9 months ago
So they smell like ur sisters crotch in the morning! DAMN THATS A BURN
Lvl60Slayer 9 months ago
silvio is a fuckin legend
Hashpotato 9 months ago
he tells tony "fuck you to" its to funny
JoeThibodauxx 9 months ago
hey paulie forgot to tell the joke twince lol
theofficejr 10 months ago
This scene never gets old. It's eternally funny.
zrhinier 10 months ago 2
"I'm gonna call...'cause you ain't got DICK."
CitySkin09 10 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 He doesn't have anger issues... They warned earlier that Silvio is insane when he's playing poker. Takes everything too seriously and blames whatever he feels like playing if he has bad luck, lol
Boobalopbop 10 months ago
"i hear they were sinking a crate of it down to the titanic to try to raise it." walnuts, motherfuckers.
BigOldMrKnish 10 months ago
@KillerMonkey4000 So you got anger issues too then?
tryandlisten 10 months ago
best silvio scene ever
harshLesson 11 months ago
"Hey, cheese fuck" :D
panenos 11 months ago
where do u get em ? THE BRONX !! lol (the sweeper is from a bronx tale )
deering1134 11 months ago
Im going to do that to my wife next time she comes around me with the vacuum.
OdiseyThe 1 year ago
that's the guy from the bronx tale "C" the cheesefuck as sil calls him, i didn't know the death of sonny would bring him to work like this.
BlueVenemProductions 1 year ago
haah cheese fuck
feeltheillinois 1 year ago
Why did guy with the cigar say, "Dealer controls the game" and throw him a chip?
theporksicle 1 year ago
@theporksicle He was showing respect to the dealer. You're not supposed to talk across the table and the dealer recognized that. It was basically a sign of respect so he tipped him.
Antrizzle2009 1 year ago
@Antrizzle2009
Interesting to know, cheers.
theporksicle 1 year ago
@theporksicle Because the bet was to Silvio and when Johnny Sac said, "He didn't study this hard in school", it could have influenced Silvio's decison. The dealer does control the game and it was correct for him to quiet down Johnny Sac. Therefore, the other player acknowledged the dealer's actions and tossed him a toke (a/k/a a tip) for running the game correctly.
NotMunch 8 months ago
one of the best silvio scenes!
laaspen 1 year ago
I love this guy, absolute favorite character on the show :D
ButkisZ 1 year ago
Tony set him up to get his ass ripped like that
StashBurners 1 year ago
Is that the same guy who played De NIro's kid in The Bronx Tale?
Aivottaja 1 year ago
@Aivottaja yep sure is.
Antrizzle2009 1 year ago
@Aivottaja YEAH DAS HIM DICKHEADS IN JAIL NOW SOME KIND OF BURGLARY SHIT I BELIEVE. HEAR HIM AND PLAXICO BURRESS IS LIKE FRICK AND FRACK IN THERE
LoPeSHoL718 1 year ago
WHY?! Why now?! Leave it 'dair!
XD XD XD
Kwaj 1 year ago
I didn't see Goodfellas until recently, after I'd watched loads of Sopranos. I was like "Hey, that guy was in the Sopranos! And him! And her!"
Guess they all had to start somewhere :D
Sesquipedaliantique 1 year ago
"I stick mutha fuckin provolone in my socks at night, so it smells like ya sista's crotch in the morning."
The kid's just understandably nodding.
AbnoCreations 1 year ago
LOL I love how he just nods receptively when Sil is telling him about the smell of his sister's crotch being that of cheese.
theporksicle 1 year ago
I wonder if Sil regretted being a prick to Sunshine after he died.
MobKnowledge 1 year ago
@MobKnowledge Who's Sunshine?
AbnoCreations 1 year ago
@AbnoCreations
The dealer. He gets killed when Jackie Jr. panics while trying to rob the other card game in Season 3.
MobKnowledge 1 year ago
@AbnoCreations hahahhahahahah.....thats a good question!
BigManUtdJuveFan 1 year ago
you aint got dick
pastapotify 1 year ago
leave the fuckin' cheese there,,,alright, i luv fuckin' cheese at my feet..ha-haaaa....sylvio's a beast. plus @ 1:07 the young guy actually agrees with what sylvio said to him about the cheese in the socks and it smellin' like his sister's crotch in the mornin' that was fuckin' jokes right there.
aproductoutdapark 1 year ago
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH, goo sillviioooo!!
poor guyy, he looks soo scarreedd!
KurtMrsCobain 1 year ago
IM LOSEIN MY BAWLS OVA HERRRRRRE
zezu09 1 year ago 4
Haha sil porest loser in the world
StyrbjornStarke 1 year ago
Silvio was non-stop laughs in this episode.
TheNewEmphinix 1 year ago
"Go fix a fucking dick, or whatever it is you do"
skkillsful 1 year ago 24
"how am I funny ??? what the fuck is so funny about me? tell me!! tell me what's funny !!!" LMFAO LOL
mzltv 1 year ago 4
"I stick motha fuckin provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning"
LMFAO
Weslo2 1 year ago 4
"So leave tha fuckin cock suckin cheese where it it!!" LMFAO
ironfist13491 1 year ago 3
"I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so it smells like your sister's crotch in the morning" LOL I fucking love Sil
POZAIDS 1 year ago
provalone in his socks wheeeew but as we know Italians are known for stinky feet hey Im just putting it out there
RichyJA 1 year ago
HEY CHEESE FUCK! GET ME SOME FOOD
maktoob110 1 year ago
The dealer is super annoying, i'm glad he got wacked
coxtrox 1 year ago
"Dont rush me, Sunshine, u been rushing me all fffuckin night!" hahaha! awesome scene. Steve Van Zandt rules!!
shad0wMata 1 year ago
so leave the cock sucking cheese where it is, Laugh out loud !
luckyydawg 1 year ago
haha "here, have a good time"
abernard555 1 year ago
I love the relationship between Tony and Sil. I love even more so the fact that Tony knew that having the kid sweep next to Sil would set Sil off and Tony's just sitting there trying to repress the urge to laugh.
Good shit.
tittyslapper7 1 year ago
Sil was the most loyal character on the show. He really only went against T once or twice. But when it was crunch time T could count on him. Chrissy was my fav character though. Tony was great but to much of a cocky dick who thought he could do anything. But I couldn't be mad about him killing Chriss cause he was a junkie.
GlennShook 1 year ago
Who is the "Hazel" Silvio mentions? never "got" that line lol
SaftAusKeine 1 year ago
@SaftAusKeine
Hazel was an old sitcom about a maid.
tezroh 1 year ago
@tezroh
ahh, makes sense now haha
SaftAusKeine 1 year ago
@SaftAusKeine Hazel was a character from an old black-and-white TV show of the same name. Hazel was a live-in housekeeper.
NotMunch 8 months ago
@NotMunch thanks for the ref. I had no clue what he was talking about with this "Hazel" business.
waddyprocess 6 months ago
Hilarious how T had to tell em to take it easy so he didnt knock em the fuck out. LOL.
jarviadam 1 year ago
IM LOSEIN MY BAALZ OVA HEEERE
zezu09 1 year ago
"fuck you too" lol anyone else, Tony would've ripped their head off
evilmm80 1 year ago
Luv Silvio, classic mobster
seth61682 1 year ago
"Cry me a river, three beautiful kings" The hand. Then Silvio: "Mothafucker" GREEEAT Fucking lines. Better han Shakespare.
SteauaBucuresti 1 year ago
why wont you go fix a fuckin dick or whatever it is what you
rwgangstacop18 1 year ago
watch?v=CdhTg_82XjI
californiaholywood 1 year ago
LOL I love this lol
Sil doesn't have much patients does he
fatalmayu 2 years ago
@fatalmayu Sil does not have patients because he is not a doctor. He also does not have patience because he is losing.
Midnightrambler3760 1 year ago
I cant stop laughing
tomazrui 2 years ago
ooh Frank Sinatra Jr. is playing too ;)!
mrcmxoner 2 years ago
LOL Why why NOW? Leave it there!
WillBobAl4ever 2 years ago
you tellin me you miserable fuck!!
kt1789 2 years ago
hey! cheese-fuck!
goYankees19 2 years ago 4
they copied a scene from goodfellas
Apink420 2 years ago
do u remember the guy from goodfellas?!?! :-D
lebron2003 2 years ago 24
@lebron2003
i do, was chriss who got shot.
s88fifo 1 year ago
@lebron2003 CHEESEEEE
Whyrweherereally 1 year ago
@lebron2003 tommy or jimmy conway lmfao
OpTicxMoDz 11 months ago
@lebron2003 Spider = Chris Moltesante
Boobalopbop 10 months ago
@Apink420. How? This is completely different than the Goodfellas scene.
Tansey81 2 years ago 6
@Apink420 what scene? :S
lepermessiah01 1 year ago
@lepermessiah01 when a guy kept getting mad cuz he didnt get him a drink and he flipped out like silvio did
Apink420 1 year ago
@lepermessiah01 it was in the movie goodfellas
Apink420 1 year ago
@Apink420 witch scene?
BigManUtdJuveFan 1 year ago
@Apink420 They copy everything from Goodfellas or The Godfather. Chase couldn't write an orginal scene if he lived it...
bearmassaro 11 months ago
@bearmassaro
What an overstatement.
SigurdHeathen 10 months ago
@bearmassaro Quite the opposite, actually
SlipkPie 10 months ago
@Apink420
In both scenes the bet was $800.
osamabad 8 months ago
Classic Silvio.
sundevilkevin 2 years ago
i read that silvio becomes boss did that really happen in the show
1563pjr 2 years ago
he does briefly in season 6 while Tony is in a coma
MrRoboto81 2 years ago 2
Acting boss while *spoiler* Tony Soprano is in a coma, but couldn't handle it. He actually gets hospitalized as a result of his asthma acting up from the stress of the "position". Not everyone is cut out to be a leader.
ushiwakamaru30 2 years ago
Cheesefuck
kianttila 2 years ago
LOL!!!
Silvio,getting all pissy over cheese.
xD!
xElectricVibe 2 years ago
Hey CHEESEFUCK! LMFAO!
TheNewEmphinix 2 years ago 6
hey, you, cheesefuck...! :D Classic!
posti5 2 years ago 2
"I'm loosin my balls over here and this fuckin morons playin hazel?"
hahaha great line -great delivery
theserichfuchs 2 years ago 3
Here..Here..Here Ga Head.. Have a good time
OdiseyThe 2 years ago
hey cheesefuck lol
poops1 2 years ago 2
I put prevalone in my socks at night so it smells like your sisters crotch lmao!
patbat51 2 years ago 3
leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! lol
williamrafe1 2 years ago
haha that foo from a bronx tale
dguajardo007 2 years ago
Silivio sounded like he was for sayin that for real!
SpaceGhost2047 2 years ago 5
Darn I spelled his name wrong!!!
SpaceGhost2047 2 years ago
JG said they filmed some scenes in the early hours just to piss them off. Made it more realistic
archeronfoot 2 years ago
yea watch tony smiling before dude starts sweeping he already knew it would piss him off lol
paco708 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
i dont think he was smiling because he knew sil would get mad, he was smiling because he was mentally starting to see a future for the kid with the family
poops1 2 years ago
are you a dumbass???
otrice53 2 years ago
its called ACTING!!!
mexicanbysa 2 years ago
leave the FUCKIN' COCK SUCKING CHEESE WHERE IT IS!
gb10100 2 years ago
hey Cheesefuck!
kosmosleha 2 years ago
do you mind? do you ever shut the fuck up? and blow that smoke somewhere else!
gb10100 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Paulie and his ke ke ke ke ke !
drazaMD 2 years ago
i was glad when that annoying four eyed douche whos dealing in this scene got whacked in that episode where jackie jr robbed the card game lol
skidrow09 2 years ago
Sil is da man no doubt,..but i have to agree,..Paulie is the most dynamic character on the show hands down,..kinda like OMAR on "the wire",...
Castone35 2 years ago
well paulie has to be the most realistic ,since he was an associate to the Colombo family.
Djokerrrr 2 years ago
hey!, cheesefuck! lmfao
probassangler31 2 years ago 3
I"M LOSIN MY BALLS OVER HEEEREE
dickkwikkwek 2 years ago 3
One of the best scenes of the series
dickkwikkwek 2 years ago
Joe Pesci would've shot the kid for sweeping like that... Just ask Chrissi LOL
denisefan 2 years ago 74
lol love this serie, we have all the dvd boxes
:D
Donnaaaz 2 years ago 3
Comment removed
RobbieColfax 2 years ago
No,no,no Pauly is definately the best character he so fucking cool and funny
Bornintobullshit 2 years ago
I agree! Paulie def. plays the part better than anyone in the history of this show. Whether he is your favorite character or not, he plays it the best...
Nutsymton 2 years ago
Sil's my favourite.:D Right on.
Hanzorx 2 years ago
Silvio is propably my second favourite character in the series. First is Tony of course.
Oerjeke 2 years ago 5
definitely
lebron2003 2 years ago
@Oerjeke come on PAULIE lmao Paulie is funny as fuck.
FuckYouPayMeTV 1 year ago
lol hey cheesefuck get me some food
RollschueB 2 years ago
Sil is the man
smotpoker007 2 years ago
the t2 kicked some ass in this scene but pays later!
PHARRAOH 2 years ago
am i the only one who thinks that this i alot familiar to scene in "Goodfellas" where joe pesci shot a guys foot (which is playing christopher moltisanti)
IGotHigh666 2 years ago
I wish they had more Silvio rants
otrice53 2 years ago
Cry me a fuckin River. Three Beautiful Kings
SteauaBucuresti 2 years ago
"cry me a river...three beautiful kings"
"flush"
"you mother fucker..."
neoking77 2 years ago 20
@neoking77 xD
AbnoCreations 1 year ago
haha Tony is a instegator he knew Silvio was gonna get mad cuz he's a sore loser lol I'll stick cheese in my socks so they could smell like ur sister's crouch in da morning lol
reyfuego360 2 years ago 6
im gonna call cause you aint got dick LOL
and paulie with the viagra line
NikeAurrs45 2 years ago
dude this is like my all time favorite rant ever through the series! Silvio Rules! fucking twat.
PolishedCoffin 2 years ago
hey cheesefuck!
FonkayMonkay66 2 years ago 2
Classic line :)
mr2gti 2 years ago
did tony trick that guy in doing that?
Chris940807 2 years ago 2
i don't think so. Just an overreaction by Silvio.
batteredprimatejohn 2 years ago
Tony set him up,you could tell by the look on his face.
JWade29 2 years ago 4
he definately did, look at tonys face after he tells him to clean the cheese
jralto26722 2 years ago
yea
emporio8404 2 years ago
Comment removed
Chris940807 2 years ago