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  • Tony's laugh is fucking priceless! lol always loved this scene

  • He tells Tony "FUCK YOU TO !"

  • Why don't you go fix a fucking DICK or whatever the fuck it is you do!

  • This moron is playing hazel.

  • He wont quit this fucking guy!!

  • hey, cheese fuck!

  • "he didn't study this hard at school"

  • which episode is this?

  • here here here, go head.....have a good time

  • "I stick muthafucking provolone in my socks at night, so in the morning they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning!"

  • @Killoea I swear to god, that's one of the funniest lines ever. If I had been in Jackie Jr.s place, I would have laughed my ass off in his face. Which would have undoubtedly gotten me killed.

  • @thechuckwillkill before - its because of his bad gambling addiction that he gets busted out by Tony and his crew and leaves town

  • Poker games and gangsters never go over well

  • for "incredible luck" that guy's life got FUCKED

  • 1:17 That looks like "C" from a Bronx tale

  • @fivemanfloyd It is

  • @fivemanfloyd now you's can't leave

  • I'm sweepin' the cheese...ebbbeda...ebbeda...LO­L

  • Imagine sylvio raging at a video game

  • The best part of the line got cut off at the end. He asks him for more food after he already brushed his own sandwich onto the floor. haha

  • hey, cheese fuck!

  • "I stick provolone in my socks at night so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning" - I was fucking ROFLING

  • @ the end, " hey, CHEESE FUCK!"

  • Hve a good time hahahahahah damn lmao xD

  • "This moron's playing Hazel" classic!

  • IM LOSING MY BALLS OVA HERE!! THIS FUCKIN MORONS PLAYIN HAZEL!?!?!

  • hey cheese fuck

  • Hey cheese fuck...Bring me some food.

  • leave the fuckin cocksuckin cheese where it is, alright?

  • ''Where do you get these fuckin' idiots huh? Where do you get them?! Can ya see the cheese in th..LEAVE THE FUCKIN' CHEESE THERE!!''

  • So they smell like ur sisters crotch in the morning! DAMN THATS A BURN

  • silvio is a fuckin legend

  • he tells tony "fuck you to" its to funny

  • hey paulie forgot to tell the joke twince lol

  • This scene never gets old. It's eternally funny.

  • "I'm gonna call...'cause you ain't got DICK."

  • @KillerMonkey4000 He doesn't have anger issues... They warned earlier that Silvio is insane when he's playing poker. Takes everything too seriously and blames whatever he feels like playing if he has bad luck, lol

  • "i hear they were sinking a crate of it down to the titanic to try to raise it." walnuts, motherfuckers.

  • @KillerMonkey4000 So you got anger issues too then?

  • best silvio scene ever

  • "Hey, cheese fuck" :D

  • where do u get em ? THE BRONX !! lol (the sweeper is from a bronx tale )

  • Im going to do that to my wife next time she comes around me with the vacuum.

  • that's the guy from the bronx tale "C" the cheesefuck as sil calls him, i didn't know the death of sonny would bring him to work like this.

  • haah cheese fuck

  • Why did guy with the cigar say, "Dealer controls the game" and throw him a chip?

  • @theporksicle He was showing respect to the dealer. You're not supposed to talk across the table and the dealer recognized that. It was basically a sign of respect so he tipped him.

  • @Antrizzle2009

    Interesting to know, cheers.

  • @theporksicle Because the bet was to Silvio and when Johnny Sac said, "He didn't study this hard in school", it could have influenced Silvio's decison. The dealer does control the game and it was correct for him to quiet down Johnny Sac. Therefore, the other player acknowledged the dealer's actions and tossed him a toke (a/k/a a tip) for running the game correctly.

  • one of the best silvio scenes!

  • I love this guy, absolute favorite character on the show :D

  • Tony set him up to get his ass ripped like that

  • Is that the same guy who played De NIro's kid in The Bronx Tale?

  • @Aivottaja yep sure is.

  • @Aivottaja YEAH DAS HIM DICKHEADS IN JAIL NOW SOME KIND OF BURGLARY SHIT I BELIEVE. HEAR HIM AND PLAXICO BURRESS IS LIKE FRICK AND FRACK IN THERE

  • WHY?! Why now?! Leave it 'dair!

    XD XD XD

  • I didn't see Goodfellas until recently, after I'd watched loads of Sopranos. I was like "Hey, that guy was in the Sopranos! And him! And her!"

    Guess they all had to start somewhere :D

  • "I stick mutha fuckin provolone in my socks at night, so it smells like ya sista's crotch in the morning."

    The kid's just understandably nodding.

  • LOL I love how he just nods receptively when Sil is telling him about the smell of his sister's crotch being that of cheese.

  • I wonder if Sil regretted being a prick to Sunshine after he died.

  • @MobKnowledge Who's Sunshine?

  • @AbnoCreations

    The dealer. He gets killed when Jackie Jr. panics while trying to rob the other card game in Season 3.

  • @AbnoCreations hahahhahahahah.....thats a good question!

  • you aint got dick

  • leave the fuckin' cheese there,,,alright, i luv fuckin' cheese at my feet..ha-haaaa....sylvio's a beast. plus @ 1:07 the young guy actually agrees with what sylvio said to him about the cheese in the socks and it smellin' like his sister's crotch in the mornin' that was fuckin' jokes right there.

  • HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHAH, goo sillviioooo!!

    poor guyy, he looks soo scarreedd!

  • IM LOSEIN MY BAWLS OVA HERRRRRRE

  • Haha sil porest loser in the world

  • Silvio was non-stop laughs in this episode.

  • "Go fix a fucking dick, or whatever it is you do"

  • "how am I funny ??? what the fuck is so funny about me? tell me!! tell me what's funny !!!" LMFAO LOL

  • "I stick motha fuckin provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning"

    LMFAO

  • "So leave tha fuckin cock suckin cheese where it it!!" LMFAO

  • "I stick motherfucking provolone in my socks at night so it smells like your sister's crotch in the morning" LOL I fucking love Sil

  • provalone in his socks wheeeew but as we know Italians are known for stinky feet hey Im just putting it out there

  • HEY CHEESE FUCK! GET ME SOME FOOD

  • The dealer is super annoying, i'm glad he got wacked

  • "Dont rush me, Sunshine, u been rushing me all fffuckin night!" hahaha! awesome scene. Steve Van Zandt rules!!

  • so leave the cock sucking cheese where it is, Laugh out loud !

  • haha "here, have a good time"

  • I love the relationship between Tony and Sil. I love even more so the fact that Tony knew that having the kid sweep next to Sil would set Sil off and Tony's just sitting there trying to repress the urge to laugh.

    Good shit.

  • Sil was the most loyal character on the show. He really only went against T once or twice. But when it was crunch time T could count on him. Chrissy was my fav character though. Tony was great but to much of a cocky dick who thought he could do anything. But I couldn't be mad about him killing Chriss cause he was a junkie.

  • Who is the "Hazel" Silvio mentions? never "got" that line lol

  • @SaftAusKeine

    Hazel was an old sitcom about a maid.

  • @tezroh

    ahh, makes sense now haha

  • @SaftAusKeine Hazel was a character from an old black-and-white TV show of the same name. Hazel was a live-in housekeeper.

  • @NotMunch thanks for the ref. I had no clue what he was talking about with this "Hazel" business.

  • Hilarious how T had to tell em to take it easy so he didnt knock em the fuck out. LOL.

  • IM LOSEIN MY BAALZ OVA HEEERE

  • "fuck you too" lol anyone else, Tony would've ripped their head off

  • Luv Silvio, classic mobster

  • "Cry me a river, three beautiful kings" The hand. Then Silvio: "Mothafucker" GREEEAT Fucking lines. Better han Shakespare.

  • why wont you go fix a fuckin dick or whatever it is what you

  • watch?v=CdhTg_82XjI

  • LOL I love this lol

    Sil doesn't have much patients does he

  • @fatalmayu  Sil does not have patients because he is not a doctor. He also does not have patience because he is losing.

  • I cant stop laughing

  • ooh Frank Sinatra Jr. is playing too ;)!

  • LOL Why why NOW? Leave it there!

  • you tellin me you miserable fuck!!

  • hey! cheese-fuck!

  • they copied a scene from goodfellas

  • do u remember the guy from goodfellas?!?! :-D

  • @lebron2003

    i do, was chriss who got shot.

  • @lebron2003 CHEESEEEE

  • @lebron2003 tommy or jimmy conway lmfao

  • @lebron2003 Spider = Chris Moltesante

  • @Apink420. How? This is completely different than the Goodfellas scene.

  • @Apink420 what scene? :S

  • @lepermessiah01 when a guy kept getting mad cuz he didnt get him a drink and he flipped out like silvio did

  • @lepermessiah01 it was in the movie goodfellas

  • @Apink420 witch scene?

  • @Apink420 They copy everything from Goodfellas or The Godfather.  Chase couldn't write an orginal scene if he lived it...

  • @bearmassaro

    What an overstatement.

  • @bearmassaro Quite the opposite, actually

  • @Apink420

    In both scenes the bet was $800.

  • Classic Silvio.

  • i read that silvio becomes boss did that really happen in the show

  • he does briefly in season 6 while Tony is in a coma

  • Acting boss while *spoiler* Tony Soprano is in a coma, but couldn't handle it. He actually gets hospitalized as a result of his asthma acting up from the stress of the "position". Not everyone is cut out to be a leader.

  • Cheesefuck

  • LOL!!!

    Silvio,getting all pissy over cheese.

    xD!

  • Hey CHEESEFUCK! LMFAO!

  • hey, you, cheesefuck...! :D Classic!

  • "I'm loosin my balls over here and this fuckin morons playin hazel?"

    hahaha great line -great delivery

  • Here..Here..Here Ga Head.. Have a good time

  • hey cheesefuck lol

  • I put prevalone in my socks at night so it smells like your sisters crotch lmao!

  • leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is! lol

  • haha that foo from a bronx tale

  • Silivio sounded like he was for sayin that for real!

  • Darn I spelled his name wrong!!!

  • JG said they filmed some scenes in the early hours just to piss them off. Made it more realistic

  • yea watch tony smiling before dude starts sweeping he already knew it would piss him off lol

  • are you a dumbass???

  • its called ACTING!!!

  • leave the FUCKIN' COCK SUCKING CHEESE WHERE IT IS!

  • hey Cheesefuck!

  • do you mind? do you ever shut the fuck up? and blow that smoke somewhere else!

  • i was glad when that annoying four eyed douche whos dealing in this scene got whacked in that episode where jackie jr robbed the card game lol

  • Sil is da man no doubt,..but i have to agree,..Paulie is the most dynamic character on the show hands down,..kinda like OMAR on "the wire",...

  • well paulie has to be the most realistic ,since he was an associate to the Colombo family.

  • hey!, cheesefuck! lmfao

  • I"M LOSIN MY BALLS OVER HEEEREE

  • One of the best scenes of the series

  • Joe Pesci would've shot the kid for sweeping like that... Just ask Chrissi LOL

  • lol love this serie, we have all the dvd boxes

    :D

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  • No,no,no Pauly is definately the best character he so fucking cool and funny

  • I agree! Paulie def. plays the part better than anyone in the history of this show. Whether he is your favorite character or not, he plays it the best...

  • Sil's my favourite.:D Right on.

  • Silvio is propably my second favourite character in the series. First is Tony of course.

  • definitely

  • @Oerjeke come on PAULIE lmao Paulie is funny as fuck.

  • lol hey cheesefuck get me some food

  • Sil is the man

  • the t2 kicked some ass in this scene but pays later!

  • am i the only one who thinks that this i alot familiar to scene in "Goodfellas" where joe pesci shot a guys foot (which is playing christopher moltisanti)

  • I wish they had more Silvio rants

  • Cry me a fuckin River. Three Beautiful Kings

  • "cry me a river...three beautiful kings"

    "flush"

    "you mother fucker..."

  • @neoking77 xD

  • haha Tony is a instegator he knew Silvio was gonna get mad cuz he's a sore loser lol I'll stick cheese in my socks so they could smell like ur sister's crouch in da morning lol

  • im gonna call cause you aint got dick LOL

    and paulie with the viagra line

  • dude this is like my all time favorite rant ever through the series! Silvio Rules! fucking twat.

  • hey cheesefuck!

  • Classic line :)

  • did tony trick that guy in doing that?

  • i don't think so. Just an overreaction by Silvio.

  • Tony set him up,you could tell by the look on his face.

  • he definately did, look at tonys face after he tells him to clean the cheese

  • yea

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