Yep Dane. You are funny. But have never studied Biology and you are believing in too many fairy tales for a grown man... God is the Santa Claus for big boys...
Do you Atheist not see how hypocritical you's are? the majority of you and I say majority because I know there are a minority of terrific people who are atheist, but the majority make fun out of religion all the time, but when someone makes fun of atheists that's it, it's shit and disgusting?
@libbyandtai Rather having a stick up my ass than being not so smart; The quoted line was the "best", but not even that good.... It's really not as good as "no, the parrot is not dead, he's sleaping".
I'm a stone-cold atheist. But if I said "God Bless you" to someone and they responded "I'm an atheist", I'd respond, "I don't give a shit, because I don't really think a sneeze requires a blessing from God; it was customary. So go fuck yourself you pompous ass."
I am an athiest but I dont have time for those dickheads who try to push atheism onto others. But then halfway through, isn't that what Dane starts doing in his act? He literally starts making fun of the idea of re-incarnation as if that idea is less plausable than heaven. They're both pretty fucking inplausable! But you know what? if that's what people believe then respect that. This whole section kinda pissed me off... Actually fyi, atheists dont believe in reincarnation!
okay so im wiccan, my boyfriend is atheist. Now i have no problem with what ANYONE believes in and i love most of dane cooks work...till now. that was just bull shit on his behalf. You shouldn't throw stones at another's religion belief or way of life. For dane cook that was pretty low and disrespectful for himself and for the people he insulted. so i give this video no thumbs up. If you really care of someones feeling you shouldn't pull that kind of shit.
I don't get why the atheist likes to think that his body will do good after he dies. If peace of mind is what what he was after, he should have gone with theism.
I prefer to worry about how I affect the world while I'm living, and how my influence on the world will change the course of the human race. Thinking about the benefits that my physical body will have on the world after I die is just stupid.
52 people died, became trees, got choped down my a huge sweaty guy with a axe, got a chained wraped around them, were draged threw the mud and the muck, then got grond up, compressed into paper and had the bible printed on them
@FantasyGirl121 Yep Dane is funny. But he have never studied Biology and he is believing in too many fairy tales for a grown man... God is the Santa Claus for big boys. Maybe we should blame it on the american educational system =P
I'm going to be honest, I love a lot of Dane Cook's comedy. A lot of it makes me laugh. But in this joke he threw a big middle finger at any atheists that call themselves a fan of his.
@theblueo1 Let's not be overly sensitive. Seriously, people can't tell jokes anymore without "offending" someone. I'm sure he has a joke for everything. Laugh and move on.
@miami143143 jesus christ CAN kiss my ass. Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a snake to eat from a magical tree...... makes perfect sense
im atheist and i wont laugh at you but .... you know you dont have to discriminated all atheist i admit that most atheist are arrogant but either way if you dont like your beliefs questioned then dont question other's beliefs i find it kinda reduculous about heaven and hell no offence because where exactly is this heaven and i don't beleaven the tree crap i'll just wait till i do find out
@dan39bucs yeah athiest here, first off, where did god come from, how come god never told his story to Jesus his only son who was born from an a sexually produced virgin named mary. Why did god flood the earth but tell a gypsie named Noah to save 2 of each animal that would die from the flood and make an arc ship thing. Why did moses have a magic staff and Jesus didn't? Why does any other religion even exist if you are so sure yours is right.
@MatrixMasta2009 I do believe in science right down to the core, and I firmly believe nothing in the Bible actually is told correctly or is factual at all - but riddle me this - how did the universe begin? It's not an easy question - it didn't start with the Big Bang, maybe our part of time / universe - but how did time itself begin? I can understand where people come from with religion, because religion actually offers an answer to the question of - how did time begin? God would create time
@TheOvermaster Time is a theory of measurment that we abuse. Plus, the big bang happened so many years ago scientists are having huge problems even trying to begin looking at what happened. PLUS Jesus = magician.
We believe it is beyond this universe, a place we can never achieve. That's what we believe, and I liked what you said, and in my belief, I believe people like you will go to heaven, even though you don't believe in God.
@wiam413 "I admit most atheist are arrogant." I find it hard to believe that you are an atheist. I don't believe in a personal god because there is no evidence for one, that's all. If the story Dane tells is true the "atheist" is an ignorant moron. Atheism is a rejection of the claim that a god or gods exist, If you think you are going to be reincarnated as a tree you are not an atheist. That being said, I don't believe questioning beliefs is wrong, as long as it's done respectfully.
i get annoyed when people perpetuate stereotypes about atheists...but i did think this was funny, at least at the end. though dane cook is not funny in general. regardless, he shouldn't have focused the joke around the courtesy of saying "god bless you". regardless of their religion people need to realize how otiose and fatuous this custom is. i'm going to start saying "jesus loves you" or something like that every time someone farts or burps in public.
Atheism is not a religion. It's a LACK of belief in a god or higher power. Also, I used to think that this sketch was funny. Now I realize that it's just another person of faith playing into myths about atheists. There are obviously funny parts, but overall, it's disappointing. But hey, freedom of speech, man.
I saw a 2 minute edited version of this same thing and I thought it was too slapstick... Now that I know this is the whole video right here, I'm like, wow... Windex comedy? Damn its easy to laugh when you paid a wad of cash to watch this guy dance around pretending to be a windex ghost
I'm Atheist and I absolutely HATE those types of Atheists, they ruin our collective reputation even worse than the people who start trying to convert you, before having the first clue as to what your beliefs are, ruin their religions reputations.
Btw that guy definitely deserves to be turned into a Bible.
What I think happens when you die is all the things you do in life, you're creating a world for yourself for when you die, so you're creating your afterlife. And the afterlife is an endless dream. Either that or reincarnation.
Allow me to share my personal opinion. I happen to be an atheist, and I wasn't horribly offended by this. At the same time, I think a few of the things he was saying are VERY controversial, and would offend some people. If this video offended you, however, I just wish you would keep it to yourself. Don't comment, please. Dane Cook fans are just going to start a big fight over it.
That having been said, Windextor is the funniest part of this bit. XD
It was a JOKE. He is a COMEDIAN. Stop taking this so seriously and having religious debates over it. Believe what you, you don't have to attack others for disagreeing.
@SupFag1 yeah, your bodys do but your soul goes to heaven, unless you a tree athiest and you burn in hell and since athiests are wood it wont be very nice...
@tehalexsears wtf? there is no heaven. deal with it. soul is a concept created IN THE BRAIN. guess what happens when you die. your brain shuts off. so long sould
a religion is a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects. now dont get me wrong, im a christian person, but just b/c its not God based doesnt mean that its not a religion.
@TheJaredwoody It depends... Both on your definition of Atheism and on your definition of Religion. My good friends and Atheist and she does believe it's a religion. My other friends a Catholic and believes it's not so yeah...
@SagelessRanger Random verses. Besides it's Constitutionally illegal for any branch of the government to show ANY favor to any religion; including the army. Technically the army should have Chaplains, you shouldn't you have to swear an oath to god to serve the government or say 'one nation' under god in schools. I have to say, for a country so righteous in making sure everyone else obeys the laws it doesn't seem to obey its own laws much at all
You guys have it all wrong. first its not constitutioanlly illegal for our government to show favor towards religon due to the fact this nation was built on the christian faith even the constitution was. second the war in iraq isnt a damn crusade just because they have bible verses on the scopes if Psalm 23 is on the scope its saying that no matter the evil i know i am protected. damn get some education
oh and to prove another point the contitutian gives the right of speech so dane cook can say whatever he feels he needs to say about athisium just like you can say whatever you want about christianity. when it comes down to it if your going to get all pissed because someone doesnt agree with your belives keep your mouth shut and keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be.
@NObamaWeStand "athisium " The fuck is that? I assume you mean Atheism? And I never said he couldn't; I just said he was condescendingly arrogant in doing so
"keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be"
You didn't keep walking, so, apparently, their is a need to make things more than they are. Try adhering to what you say you believe in, makes you seem less idiotic that way
oh and to prove another point the contitutian gives the right of speech so dane cook can say whatever he feels he needs to say about athisium just like you can say whatever you want about christianity. when it comes down to it if your going to get all pissed because someone doesnt agree with your belives keep your mouth shut and keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be.
oh and to prove another point the contitutian gives the right of speech so dane cook can say whatever he feels he needs to say about athisium just like you can say whatever you want about christianity. when it comes down to it if your going to get all pissed because someone doesnt agree with your belives keep your mouth shut and keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be.
Free Exercise Clause of the First Amendment of the American Constitution states that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."
Article VI, section 3 also states "no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States"
The separation of Church and State was taken heavily into account when the Constitution was written
@SagelessRanger Trijicon supplies the standard scope for the main infantry rifles and placed bible verses at the end of their barcodes; they've been their for the entire Iragi war I do believe. I'd say that made the Iraqi War (yet another) a Crusade, at least in the eyes of the Iraqis
@SagelessRanger No, it isn't alright for them to do so; that being said they where probably hipster dicks; very few atheists actually look for confrontation. As far as everything goes; our dicks don't launch the crusades, write bible verses on rifle scopes and burn girls as witches/suppress their right for an education. As far as the two groups go Atheism looks rather like 'sainthood' by comparison
And to Spell-Nazi me mister lower case 'i' and user of the word 'ppl' in my first response
look at atheist being so pissed about the joke , u guys exactly like muslims , y would even get pissed when people make fun of atheism , atheism is not a religion
hey hey hey man. watch what u say. muslims are good people. i dont want a debate or anything but just dont talk bad about anyone except for athiest cus they dont believe in god.
Yep Dane. You are funny. But have never studied Biology and you are believing in too many fairy tales for a grown man... God is the Santa Claus for big boys...
perezimpedro 2 weeks ago
Do you Atheist not see how hypocritical you's are? the majority of you and I say majority because I know there are a minority of terrific people who are atheist, but the majority make fun out of religion all the time, but when someone makes fun of atheists that's it, it's shit and disgusting?
Jeremiah20126 5 months ago
@Jeremiah20126
because religion is stupid and impedes the scientific progress of the human race.
kraniumrevolvous 1 month ago
man i love this guy, i'd suck his dick if i had the chance!
shizokiller 6 months ago
try watch this : jim jefferies- religion joke
WilliamWilliamww 7 months ago
thumbs up if you googled "snarky" XD
bongoboyj 7 months ago
"Grind him down into paper and once he's paper u print the bible on him" haha i laughed so hard
thebracedface 8 months ago
Don't they use onion paper for Bibles?
vertexclimber 8 months ago
1. snarky 10748 up, 1733 down
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A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.
"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook
dwnwththescknss 8 months ago
When an atheist sneezes as a Christian I tell them Evolutionary bless you.
CosmicGrounds 8 months ago
windextor has a really fucked up laugh.
DaiBaby123 8 months ago
co za asy!
joker7000kj 8 months ago
oh man, this is lame and not funny....
"when you die nothing happens" was the best line.
weetwatmeneet 9 months ago
@weetwatmeneet you have a stick up your ass
ok
just thought you should know
you say its lame
then you quote a line and say
thats the best ONE
yeah realy hipicritical there
libbyandtai 8 months ago
@libbyandtai Rather having a stick up my ass than being not so smart; The quoted line was the "best", but not even that good.... It's really not as good as "no, the parrot is not dead, he's sleaping".
Yeah, I'm a real Hippycritic there.... Cheers.
weetwatmeneet 8 months ago
I'm a stone-cold atheist. But if I said "God Bless you" to someone and they responded "I'm an atheist", I'd respond, "I don't give a shit, because I don't really think a sneeze requires a blessing from God; it was customary. So go fuck yourself you pompous ass."
StraightRazor99 9 months ago
"Fuck Bees" ..still makes me laugh every time.
but this newer superstar shit is crap.
godnmyhands 11 months ago
man Cooks gotten weak over the years. really.
godnmyhands 11 months ago
My girlfriend showed me Dane Cook, and now i just love him, he is so funny!!!!!
freak475 11 months ago
I am an athiest but I dont have time for those dickheads who try to push atheism onto others. But then halfway through, isn't that what Dane starts doing in his act? He literally starts making fun of the idea of re-incarnation as if that idea is less plausable than heaven. They're both pretty fucking inplausable! But you know what? if that's what people believe then respect that. This whole section kinda pissed me off... Actually fyi, atheists dont believe in reincarnation!
Bearded0ne 11 months ago 2
okay so im wiccan, my boyfriend is atheist. Now i have no problem with what ANYONE believes in and i love most of dane cooks work...till now. that was just bull shit on his behalf. You shouldn't throw stones at another's religion belief or way of life. For dane cook that was pretty low and disrespectful for himself and for the people he insulted. so i give this video no thumbs up. If you really care of someones feeling you shouldn't pull that kind of shit.
haleysxx 11 months ago 2
I don't get why the atheist likes to think that his body will do good after he dies. If peace of mind is what what he was after, he should have gone with theism.
I prefer to worry about how I affect the world while I'm living, and how my influence on the world will change the course of the human race. Thinking about the benefits that my physical body will have on the world after I die is just stupid.
Xinfinitude 11 months ago
chuck noiris< dane cook
EeveetoUmbreon25 11 months ago
Bout time someone made fun of Athiests.
AmericaJustin 11 months ago 4
52 people died, became trees, got choped down my a huge sweaty guy with a axe, got a chained wraped around them, were draged threw the mud and the muck, then got grond up, compressed into paper and had the bible printed on them
TarRinion 11 months ago
this is/was no jesus (cough supreme budda cough prophet Mohammad) atheists FTW!!
utoostrict 11 months ago
Offends you? Don't fuckin watch it retard
TestAmenT12341 11 months ago
haha!!! Don't fuck with Dane Cook! The last joke was badass!
TestAmenT12341 11 months ago
52 people are atheists
MegaChigoo 11 months ago 2
this is way tooo funny
EpicxJoker1 11 months ago
I'm an Atheist
nirvanadrainu 1 year ago
"and once he is paper u put the bible on him." lol i love that part
FantasyGirl121 1 year ago 16
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@FantasyGirl121 Yep Dane is funny. But he have never studied Biology and he is believing in too many fairy tales for a grown man... God is the Santa Claus for big boys. Maybe we should blame it on the american educational system =P
perezimpedro 2 weeks ago
I am windextor - I am here to clean your soul!
KatharineLivesLife 1 year ago 2
At sometiems he looks liek phil from the hangover
ThatNativeApache 1 year ago
It's about time for a good new comedian. Cheech and Chong reruns are so old they won't even play anymore . HAHA.... Another Great Dane Comedy!
MsMarycook 1 year ago
ahaha on urban dictionary the first definition is that quote =)
850awsome 1 year ago
ahaha on urban dictionary the first dinition is that quote =)
850awsome 1 year ago
There are now 50 more bibles in the world
DAUPE 1 year ago
I'm not the LORD. I can't do that.
TheQueenofpirates 1 year ago
LMFAO "once hes paper you can print THE BIBLE on him" lmfao laughing soo hard on tht one
videoproductions27 1 year ago 11
Thumbs up if you tried the windex thing
sonic123420 1 year ago 4
@sonic123420 trust me... not fun...
GAMESTERA13 1 year ago
the werewolf comment always gets me.
CrimsonEmpire 1 year ago
what did he say at 1:50 ?????
111kayla 1 year ago
I'm going to be honest, I love a lot of Dane Cook's comedy. A lot of it makes me laugh. But in this joke he threw a big middle finger at any atheists that call themselves a fan of his.
theblueo1 1 year ago 2
@theblueo1 Let's not be overly sensitive. Seriously, people can't tell jokes anymore without "offending" someone. I'm sure he has a joke for everything. Laugh and move on.
casey02010 1 year ago
i say god bless you cuz im not the lord i cant do tht XD ahaha
jobrosluver510 1 year ago
this is my favorite one of all time
jobrosluver510 1 year ago
46 dislikes from atheists.
TheDude1391 1 year ago 3
Jesus Christ IS God that saves you for eternity with him in Heaven :)
miami143143 1 year ago
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@miami143143 jesus christ CAN kiss my ass. Christianity: the belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a snake to eat from a magical tree...... makes perfect sense
xmoonxdoggyx 1 year ago
what does happen when u put that shit half way O.o
emoxanime1 1 year ago
@emoxanime1 Windextor will Clean your Soul. Thats what ill happen.
Leopardstar757 1 year ago
cocked and FUUUU!!!!!
emoxanime1 1 year ago
im atheist and i wont laugh at you but .... you know you dont have to discriminated all atheist i admit that most atheist are arrogant but either way if you dont like your beliefs questioned then dont question other's beliefs i find it kinda reduculous about heaven and hell no offence because where exactly is this heaven and i don't beleaven the tree crap i'll just wait till i do find out
wiam413 1 year ago 4
@wiam413 i can tell you what happens. you will burn in hell for all eternity. just a heads up
slyfan11 1 year ago
@wiam413 if there is no god than where did the first cell come from??????? Or the first molecule???
dan39bucs 11 months ago
@dan39bucs yeah athiest here, first off, where did god come from, how come god never told his story to Jesus his only son who was born from an a sexually produced virgin named mary. Why did god flood the earth but tell a gypsie named Noah to save 2 of each animal that would die from the flood and make an arc ship thing. Why did moses have a magic staff and Jesus didn't? Why does any other religion even exist if you are so sure yours is right.
the first cell came from intense heat and gasses
MatrixMasta2009 11 months ago
@MatrixMasta2009 so your basically telling me every time i rip ass i create a new cell???? Im pretty sure life cant just be created by heat.
dan39bucs 11 months ago
@MatrixMasta2009 I do believe in science right down to the core, and I firmly believe nothing in the Bible actually is told correctly or is factual at all - but riddle me this - how did the universe begin? It's not an easy question - it didn't start with the Big Bang, maybe our part of time / universe - but how did time itself begin? I can understand where people come from with religion, because religion actually offers an answer to the question of - how did time begin? God would create time
TheOvermaster 11 months ago
@TheOvermaster Time is a theory of measurment that we abuse. Plus, the big bang happened so many years ago scientists are having huge problems even trying to begin looking at what happened. PLUS Jesus = magician.
MatrixMasta2009 11 months ago
@TheOvermaster there doesnt have to be a scientific answer for everything, some things don't seem real, but that doesnt mean they arn't
ohnocurlycue 10 months ago
@ohnocurlycue Can you name an example?
brent1089 10 months ago
@brent1089 why do u need an example?
ohnocurlycue 10 months ago
@MatrixMasta2009 so you mean to tell me that every time i rip ass i create new life in my pants???
dan39bucs 2 months ago 4
@wiam413 I HOPE THEY PRINT THE BIBLE ON U
JK
JK XD
ahhhh, dane cook, you funny son of a gun
pineaple2010 11 months ago
@wiam413
We believe it is beyond this universe, a place we can never achieve. That's what we believe, and I liked what you said, and in my belief, I believe people like you will go to heaven, even though you don't believe in God.
GokzTT 11 months ago
@wiam413 Learn to spell dumb ass
sexyjapgirl2010 10 months ago
@wiam413 "I admit most atheist are arrogant." I find it hard to believe that you are an atheist. I don't believe in a personal god because there is no evidence for one, that's all. If the story Dane tells is true the "atheist" is an ignorant moron. Atheism is a rejection of the claim that a god or gods exist, If you think you are going to be reincarnated as a tree you are not an atheist. That being said, I don't believe questioning beliefs is wrong, as long as it's done respectfully.
brent1089 10 months ago
@brent1089 Some atheists just can't handle that they are flawed like everyone else.
CosmicGrounds 8 months ago
@wiam413 yea i don't know who believes in that tree thing... that seems pretty hardcore atheism if it can be called atheism at all
richinsoulandspirit 10 months ago
holy crapp!!! "grind him up and make paper out of him and once he's paper, print the bible on him" lmfaooo!!!
jtissohott 1 year ago 2
howdareallofyou *SPACE*
xCoolCatTryHardx 1 year ago
Didn't the Courts Rule that Atheism is a Religion? Just wondering.
bathwhoreE 1 year ago
@bathwhoreE why does it matter?
JordanHF00 1 year ago
@JordanHF00 It shouldn't .
bathwhoreE 1 year ago
@bathwhoreE I know that's what I'm saying
JordanHF00 1 year ago
@JordanHF00 athisum is a religion just like Catholic is my beliefs have as much meaning as you Christians
wiam413 1 year ago
@wiam413
Wrong. Atheism (you spelled it wrong) is the lack of believing in any sort of God. It is not a religion in any sense of the word.
Crusnik4703 1 year ago
@bathwhoreE if not believing in something was a religion, than you'd follow thousands of religions...
idreamtofflight 1 year ago
Yes.
arpukar 11 months ago
@pugdude01 Didn't the Courts Decide that atheism is a religion?
bathwhoreE 1 year ago
damn...he looks good in those pants ;D hahaha
speful 1 year ago
i get annoyed when people perpetuate stereotypes about atheists...but i did think this was funny, at least at the end. though dane cook is not funny in general. regardless, he shouldn't have focused the joke around the courtesy of saying "god bless you". regardless of their religion people need to realize how otiose and fatuous this custom is. i'm going to start saying "jesus loves you" or something like that every time someone farts or burps in public.
jabajabageo 1 year ago
@jabajabageo athiests, assholes!? nooo.. never... grow a backbone its a fucking joke. It's guys like you hat give us a bad name.
kubaniski 1 year ago
I think out of the whole routine this is the best most original part. Dane Cook's awesome. lol
5oClockSomwhere 1 year ago
@pugdude01 It is not a religion so stop spreading false information.
TheAbsentMind1 1 year ago
@pugdude01 that's just plain stupid!
ppiolhaa 1 year ago
fffffffuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alazz912 1 year ago
I'm the person who'd get a windex bottle and line it up halfway. I can tell you that now.
SpyderRyder3600 1 year ago 3
FAVOURITED!!
mangalover0149 1 year ago
At the end he has en expression as if he had beat atheist thought... poor imbecile.
LeMetropolitain 1 year ago
dam it i knew he couldnt be perfect, had to be a christian..
Movieater 1 year ago
I AM WONDEXTOR! I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!
dxmagma 1 year ago
I love how random he is <3 c:
kassiej666 1 year ago
38 people suck
wwemaster101 1 year ago
Atheism is not a religion. It's a LACK of belief in a god or higher power. Also, I used to think that this sketch was funny. Now I realize that it's just another person of faith playing into myths about atheists. There are obviously funny parts, but overall, it's disappointing. But hey, freedom of speech, man.
neonnchrome1123 1 year ago
If you decide to believing in not to believe, its kind of a relegion :p
cdiggs05 1 year ago
I saw a 2 minute edited version of this same thing and I thought it was too slapstick... Now that I know this is the whole video right here, I'm like, wow... Windex comedy? Damn its easy to laugh when you paid a wad of cash to watch this guy dance around pretending to be a windex ghost
stfwho 1 year ago
"I AM WINDEXTOR HAHAHA...I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!!!"
ROFL LMAO
MultiAnimefreak13 1 year ago
This fag ain't funny, he tries too hard
splashlog01 1 year ago
@splashlog01 aperintly alot of people disagree
eperger 1 year ago
@eperger
I don't know what the fuck "aperintly" means......so I'll tell you to go suck your mothers dry cunt!!
splashlog01 1 year ago
@splashlog01 You try to hard to be a douche bag critic.
lemmywhinks 1 year ago
@lemmywhinks
So I'm a critic of Douche Bags?
Is that what you mean retard!!
I don't mean this in a bad way but you should have been aborted
splashlog01 1 year ago
Print the bible on that bitch.
velicitygirl321 1 year ago
i say gazoontite.. ._. LOL.
DropDeadGxOfficial 1 year ago
dane U R FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL
SKATER4LIFE820 1 year ago
i fucking love him<3
centerstage810 1 year ago
haha once hes paper u print the fuckin bible on him lol
Au2DaStin 1 year ago
I'm Atheist and I absolutely HATE those types of Atheists, they ruin our collective reputation even worse than the people who start trying to convert you, before having the first clue as to what your beliefs are, ruin their religions reputations.
Btw that guy definitely deserves to be turned into a Bible.
bloodmane 1 year ago 4
i like how he went from talking about some random guy to a sneez to windex to diffrent sprays to a ghost
hes still really funny though
frankjarquin 1 year ago
ha ha this the funniest thing I've seen in my life check out hot rod movie review...with a twist
messsijesssi123 1 year ago
What I think happens when you die is all the things you do in life, you're creating a world for yourself for when you die, so you're creating your afterlife. And the afterlife is an endless dream. Either that or reincarnation.
NikSvetlik 1 year ago
"Howdareyou *space*" He needs to headbutt more.
NikSvetlik 1 year ago
Allow me to share my personal opinion. I happen to be an atheist, and I wasn't horribly offended by this. At the same time, I think a few of the things he was saying are VERY controversial, and would offend some people. If this video offended you, however, I just wish you would keep it to yourself. Don't comment, please. Dane Cook fans are just going to start a big fight over it.
That having been said, Windextor is the funniest part of this bit. XD
abridgedfan 1 year ago
u have to believe in god to not to believe in god. as for me im christian.
jackclyde95 1 year ago
36 sensitive Atheists missed the like button :)
TheBluemist97 1 year ago 30
@TheBluemist97 now its 52
TheNightreaper626 11 months ago
It was a JOKE. He is a COMEDIAN. Stop taking this so seriously and having religious debates over it. Believe what you, you don't have to attack others for disagreeing.
omgitsshelbyyyy 1 year ago 2
this guy is hilarious
SonicXFanRaegan 1 year ago
This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!
AlexZackRianJackATL 1 year ago
0:55 My favorite part! XD
DivineEncryption 1 year ago
Dane is a dumbass. Does he not understand natural processes? 7:03
omgyoubaby 1 year ago
all humans decompose in the ground and grow to be trees. not just atheists...dipshits
SupFag1 1 year ago 3
@SupFag1 yeah, your bodys do but your soul goes to heaven, unless you a tree athiest and you burn in hell and since athiests are wood it wont be very nice...
tehalexsears 1 year ago
@tehalexsears wtf? there is no heaven. deal with it. soul is a concept created IN THE BRAIN. guess what happens when you die. your brain shuts off. so long sould
SupFag1 1 year ago
@SupFag1 i hope god give me a flat screen tv so i can see alls the people in hell that didn't belive me, and i'll be like... haha suckas!!! =P
tehalexsears 1 year ago
@tehalexsears how can you comprehend what's happening if you're dead and your brain isn't on.
SupFag1 1 year ago
RATE 5 STARS FOR BIBLES MADE OF TREETHEISTS
ldiego08 1 year ago 73
hahahahha this is great. fuckin christians have to take everything serious tho
coffeycake96 1 year ago
This so Funny!!
MJB831 1 year ago
lol! if i say guzentit i feel like i'm honoring hitler! lol i was dying!
weinmj 1 year ago
hmm i bet its hilarious if my stupid computer would load the video:)
emobaby505 1 year ago
GAZUNTAI *insert hand motion* XD LOL
hotchik966 1 year ago
a religion is a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects. now dont get me wrong, im a christian person, but just b/c its not God based doesnt mean that its not a religion.
mattlowe20 1 year ago
how could he NOT laugh at his own jokes???
emoboynumber13 1 year ago
@ThePitofSidLord is atheism a religion? By definition it would be the belief of not believing... Right??
TheJaredwoody 1 year ago
@TheJaredwoody no. it's not a religion
it is simply the lack of beliefs
UDontThinkMuchHuh 1 year ago
@TheJaredwoody It depends... Both on your definition of Atheism and on your definition of Religion. My good friends and Atheist and she does believe it's a religion. My other friends a Catholic and believes it's not so yeah...
ScarletAwakening 1 year ago
he's really not funny
and he's so stupid whenever someone speaks to him it must sound condescending
Antitheist123 1 year ago
Honestly people,its a fuckin joke.stop arguing.
aronuchiha 1 year ago
@SagelessRanger Random verses. Besides it's Constitutionally illegal for any branch of the government to show ANY favor to any religion; including the army. Technically the army should have Chaplains, you shouldn't you have to swear an oath to god to serve the government or say 'one nation' under god in schools. I have to say, for a country so righteous in making sure everyone else obeys the laws it doesn't seem to obey its own laws much at all
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
You guys have it all wrong. first its not constitutioanlly illegal for our government to show favor towards religon due to the fact this nation was built on the christian faith even the constitution was. second the war in iraq isnt a damn crusade just because they have bible verses on the scopes if Psalm 23 is on the scope its saying that no matter the evil i know i am protected. damn get some education
NObamaWeStand 1 year ago
oh and to prove another point the contitutian gives the right of speech so dane cook can say whatever he feels he needs to say about athisium just like you can say whatever you want about christianity. when it comes down to it if your going to get all pissed because someone doesnt agree with your belives keep your mouth shut and keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be.
NObamaWeStand 1 year ago
@NObamaWeStand "athisium " The fuck is that? I assume you mean Atheism? And I never said he couldn't; I just said he was condescendingly arrogant in doing so
"keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be"
You didn't keep walking, so, apparently, their is a need to make things more than they are. Try adhering to what you say you believe in, makes you seem less idiotic that way
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
oh and to prove another point the contitutian gives the right of speech so dane cook can say whatever he feels he needs to say about athisium just like you can say whatever you want about christianity. when it comes down to it if your going to get all pissed because someone doesnt agree with your belives keep your mouth shut and keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be.
NObamaWeStand 1 year ago
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oh and to prove another point the contitutian gives the right of speech so dane cook can say whatever he feels he needs to say about athisium just like you can say whatever you want about christianity. when it comes down to it if your going to get all pissed because someone doesnt agree with your belives keep your mouth shut and keep walking no need to make things more then they need to be.
NObamaWeStand 1 year ago
@NObamaWeStand Part 1
Free Exercise Clause of the First Amendment of the American Constitution states that "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."
Article VI, section 3 also states "no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States"
The separation of Church and State was taken heavily into account when the Constitution was written
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
@NObamaWeStand Part 2 "isnt a damn crusade just because they have bible verses on the scopes"
I said in the eyes of the Iraqi it did. Also George Bush kept mentioning God in referral to the war doesn't look good in the eyes of everyone else
"if Psalm 23 is on the scope its saying that no matter the evil i know i am protected"
This is discrimination against every non-christian soldier
"damn get some education"
Only if your learn how to appropriately capitalize your responses
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
@SagelessRanger Trijicon supplies the standard scope for the main infantry rifles and placed bible verses at the end of their barcodes; they've been their for the entire Iragi war I do believe. I'd say that made the Iraqi War (yet another) a Crusade, at least in the eyes of the Iraqis
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
@SagelessRanger No, it isn't alright for them to do so; that being said they where probably hipster dicks; very few atheists actually look for confrontation. As far as everything goes; our dicks don't launch the crusades, write bible verses on rifle scopes and burn girls as witches/suppress their right for an education. As far as the two groups go Atheism looks rather like 'sainthood' by comparison
And to Spell-Nazi me mister lower case 'i' and user of the word 'ppl' in my first response
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
@SagelessRanger Oh, so he makes fun of
my beliefs and I'm not aloud to take offense? Not letting him roll all over me is pathetic?
Wow. That's some good fucking logic there. Thumbs up
ThePitofSidLord 1 year ago
Be very diligent, your adversary, the devil, was created, and Yahweh,Sealed up the Sum in him and created him full of Wisdom and Beauty?
He Sealed up the Sum?Search it out and you will learn something about the one who convinced 1/3 of the Angels of God to Rebel against Him.
If he could do that to Angels who excel in wisdom and power how EASY is it for him to deceive one man?
1 Cor 6:9 Know ye not that the UNrighteous SHALL NOT the THE KINGDOM OF GOD? If they do Inherit it, Yahweh LIES!
100sFullPropRWhyIBel 1 year ago
Anyone care?
Anyone listening?
Anything to do with the video?
No?
Didn't think so.
Shut up and watch the god dam vid moron
DjembeDjam 1 year ago 2
Haha Dane rocks :)
angebannisteroffical 1 year ago
canzintite = hitler
funnnyyyy lolz 5 stars
themarinesrock12 1 year ago
Why are you people arguing about atheism and religions on a Dane Cook video. If your going to do that go to a different video.
By the way Dane Cook= best white comedian
FilipinoSnyper 1 year ago
i cant stop laughing.
k9lovr 2 years ago 2
"Peace be with you."
"And also with you."
"Lift up your hearts."
(Ring-ring-ring-ring-ring)
:D
jmm2000 2 years ago 7
lol i did wat he said and it just sprayed nrmallyy XD
pokemonrox1000 2 years ago
i grabbed windex oh nd now im gunna get a sniper scope 4 stream mode or as dane would say "laser"
kaitheguystudios 2 years ago 2
i love you dane cook.
Inoraiya1 2 years ago
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when you die nothing happens bithch
neverine99 2 years ago
RATE 5 STARS FOR WINDEXTOR!!!
archarmy55 2 years ago 72
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@archarmy55 no you mean thumbs up!
JulietteDaria 1 year ago
look at atheist being so pissed about the joke , u guys exactly like muslims , y would even get pissed when people make fun of atheism , atheism is not a religion
albokk 2 years ago
hey hey hey man. watch what u say. muslims are good people. i dont want a debate or anything but just dont talk bad about anyone except for athiest cus they dont believe in god.
AbdelJaffar 2 years ago
@AbdelJaffar yea i agree
pokemonrox1000 2 years ago 4
"Snarky"
Google that shit.
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