1000 Ways to Die Washed and Fried #238

[APAR1CIO]

thank god my wife died???WTH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chocogal011]

do they actually die in real life or are they just acting it?

[luckystarfan274]

@Chocogal011 those are girls acting out how the actual girls died

[Chocogal011]

@luckystarfan274 ohh okay. thank you

[HotlampMaster]

OLD MAN IS BRINGING IT DOWN TO THE PERV STAGE!!!

[HotlampMaster]

lol strippers make me happyer than my first sex

[ChelsiiLove]

Also, I don't think they deserved to die, what they did was pretty clever if you ask me...

[ChelsiiLove]

...... I love how they have no boobs or ass(:

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

Grandpa I thought you were just going to the market!

[Lahtsa]

At least they died doing what they loved

[Bloxy06]

"Thank God my wife died." I lol'd.

[torduc22]

nice green panties @1:04

[SuperSaiyanPikachu1]

he probably put their dead bodies in the back and had a fun time with them once he was home

[GeneralVert31]

Well, at least the wash was free.

[xSHITTYxGx]

"thank god my wife died"

[daisyhinojosa23]

LOL "Thank god my wife died" xD

[DidlydodaBinweevils]

Im not suprised most of the people in this are American and they all die from doing the stupidest of things. A 5 year old british boy would have more maturity then any of the dumb fuck americans on this show

[joshua50101]

@DidlydodaBinweevils yeap! This show is just like saying to the whole world: Hey people, look how dumb we are!!!!!

[Veroneironaut]

"Thank God my wife died" What a douche

[spyko247]

I bet after the man shagged the dead bodies hahah

[gurufreeiz]

USE A TRIPOD

[Xxbrando5450xX]

anyone else notice how the date is 18 days after 9/11?

[TheJason2420]

Damn you to hell electricity

[TheJason2420]

Old Harold had a heart attack

[kratos223]

"thank God my wife died" LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLLLL

[SnakkeBikkje]

@kratos223 yeah xD hahahaha!

[m3m12]

BOOONERRRR

[Slamexo]

I love how con artists are happy to be up front about their professions on this show.

[Luon04]

But still .. i got a weird boner at the end...

[HylianPike]

Them curves!

[games14pmw]

it be so wrong if he left the chicks rite there

[cubsfaninstlouis]

I wonder what Old Harold did when that happened. It would have been funny to have seen his reaction.

Strippers are mostly drug addicts. This was one of the funnier ones!

[Gshadow1000]

The phony cheerleaders got a big CHARGE out of builking their horndog customers.

Gimme a "D!"

Gimme an "E!"

Gimme an "A!"

And another "D!"

What do we got??

D-E-A-D

D-E-A-D

D-E-A-D

[DeathrockVampire]

@Gshadow1000 fucking idiot "what do we got"? 

[lightdeagle]

You can watch 1000 ways to die on Spike .com in HD!

[gus23a]

5 on one hit!

nice one!

[cubsfaninstlouis]

Was this a real event? it would have probably made national news.

IC XC

NI KA

[LeChatDeNoir13]

Oh fuck. I actually live in Simi Valley!

[bigdanbear]

Just trying to pay the , er, rent.

[991kosher]

" Thank god my wife died! " Lololol.

[RockinRobert19]

Why must the sexy die young! Damn you electric buffer! >:(

[nerfshot281]

now thats monster kill!!

[catalas100]

wtf is this ???? fuck you

[FilipinaxMichelle]

@catalas100 calm down? why are you so mad?

[emopuppy123456789]

@catalas100 ? please explain?

[crazyVrex]

"Popcorn, Cold Cola, Fried Cheerleaders, hot dogs!"

[animefreakout100]

*facepalm* if only they were thinking

[MrMechuda]

sex dead

[orangedude911]

dude you got a wii? nice

[online1040]

5 deaths in one video I'm in heaven

[Thatguywiththelaptop]

I think with the head on my shoulders

[Badassgamer3]

Old dude: Where did my boner go?

[SimplyFluffy4LIFE]

damnn . that stinks !!!

[landontice]

electric shock, energy like a million watts haha

[crazyVrex]

@landontice joule

[Sumerr22]

Lol stupid girls!

[IceyOnly]

Whoa, x-ray titties! There's something you don't see everyday.... unless you work in customs.

[EmoxTeddyx98]

Would you like some fried cheerleaders with tour car wash sir?

[Xmuncher3250]

such a waste. -.-

[IanL1997]

Fried cheerleaders anyone?

[lilpenguinfeet]

all i could think of during the 2nd half, was PEDOPHILE old man

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

HELLO?! u got a van! just take the bodies and drive off!

[cabalfan800]

Y o y! I wanted to fuck them!

[LordDisQo]

Anyone else notice how large the breasts were on the computer model?

[jjbisapartyfreak]

yeah like thatll ever happen

[devenbodiford]

look at 1:05

[Faust013]

Really? I have to say it? God damn, that old man was lucky, getting 5 hookers to plunder, free of charge.. If he's a necrophiliac that is. <3

[WarriorDota]

GODLIKE!

[Nickster2411]

How about I state one thing, for all those that are gay u can go fuck urself while I stay straight and getting naked girls....oh btw u can't believe in god but not the bible

[CrazyLoverDoll95]

maybe instead of creating a fake school for money they should have gone to actual school and learned water and electricity dont mix :p

[ikuehne]

why does the black guy have a russian car?

[bj12310]

lolz "that god my wife died" funny man

[tigole805]

LMAO!!! thats my fuckin hometown, i dont remember this happening

[xXxJAzMiiNxXx]

That old man looked like a psycho kidnapper. O.o

[easyrider6808]

@tigsysupreme. Nothing wrong wit being Bi or Gay??? If you say so man. I'm straight, and I'm gonna stay that way. Goodnite and goodluck cock suckers!

[pownedbyeass]

i bet he took the bodies in his fan.......

[Hip45s35]

calling in carepackage....

[sharonush101]

what if a girl came up o.O

[BlueNova1995]

multi kill

[easyrider6808]

@robinhood12347, I bet you wishing you could use my cock for your toilet paper faggot.

[easyrider6808]

@ningamayuso. I don't have to read some gay ass site to know that you are wrong. Check your bible. Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13. It clearly states that men should not lay with men! The scripture explains itself. Don't try to sugar coat it. It is what it it is. If you and your friends like sucking dicks, then that's your business. But dont try to pawn that bullshit off on me and other straight people.

[impresioname33]

Damn damn damn

I hate to say this but girls like them

Get back in the kitchen!

[easyrider6808]

@myrandomnesscat. How can you believe in God, but not believe in the bible? Lol. Stupid. Now for your question, a religious comment ended up on this site because you got gay people on here that believe guys sleeping with guys is cool. Guess what? It not, it's actually wrong. Maybe you need to read your bible too and get back at me. :-)

[NinjaMasuyo]

@easyrider6808 Read this article: soulforce . org/article/homosexuality-bibl­e-gay-christian without spaces.

[TarmacCoin]

Simi Valley?? I live there!!! :O

[RussianAK47Sarge]

thats just nasty

fucking pervy old people

[easyrider6808]

@Robinhood12347, yeah it is, to a faggot. Go read your bible like I told you. Read the book of genesis and get back at me. Make sure you pay close attention to the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. Being gay is not normal in the eyes of God.

[Myrandomnesscat]

@easyrider6808

And that's true, to someone who believes in the bible. I'm not sure you realized that people have the freedom to believe in what they want. I believe in God, but not the bible . You can bash if you want, but I'm pretty sure God wants people to love and respect each other.

[Myrandomnesscat]

@easyrider6808

One more thing, how the **** did a religious comment land on this video?

[easyrider6808]

Yeah it is, to a faggot. Go read your bible like I told you. Look up the story about Sodom and Gomorrah and get back to me.

[easyrider6808]

@worshipme513, thanks

[binladinzmum]

um....anyone....notice....uh..­...what was the guy 'doing' at the back of the car?....

[easyrider6808]

I'm sorry dude, being gay or bisexual is not normal. Stupid, try picking up a book like the bible and reading it sometime. You might just learn something.

[worshipme513]

@easyrider6808 Very true! Well put.

[Robinhood12347]

@easyrider6808 being gay or bi is 1000% normal, sorry

[tigsysupreme]

@easyrider6808 whats wrong with being gay bi u christian fuck lol jks but theres nothing wrong with being bi or gay

[easyrider6808]

Yeah, dumb bitches.

[superbuds0714]

ha! stupid bitches!

[25411959]

Why is the old guy a "perv" for liking girls, while fags & transsexuals are considered "normal?!! That says a LOT for just how fucked up society has become!!!!!

[thr0ughthetide]

@25411959 You say a lot for how "fucked up" society has become. Gays and Transgendered people are perfectly normal in my eyes. 

[Makkoito]

I love fried chicks, but only from Kentucky

[tapoutxray]

i bet the old dude put them them in the back of it and ran off and had some fun

[VdubThomas]

@tapoutxray lmao

[sammyboi077]

final destination much lol

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

i dont think they got to heaven with their lifestyle

[soulsurfer0303]

I exspected the man to have a heart attack!

[lullui22]

You don't mind if i climb in the back there while you wash the vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 1:27

[thegameulost]

Old perv: Oh my god! I gotta get them into the freezer before they start rotting!

[crbn64]

that must of ruined the old guys sex drive

[vampiremiko666]

Their boobs became huge in the X-rays O.O

[redTalonsss]

AOE!

[25411959]

0:57-1:01--what a horrible excuse for a woman-fuckin` ugly sack of shit!

[mw2killaful]

"Thank god my wife died"

[fdrdevotee]

@mw2killaful I nearly spit out my drink when he said that.

[mw2killaful]

@fdrdevotee I hate when people make quotes on videos you JUST watched but I'll admit that was funny as hell

[PrimeConsciousness]

This is horribly tragic for this kind of show. Those sexy girls didn't deserve to get crispy crittered for giving entertaining carwashes!

[francesgwapo]

mega kill :)

[TheLimecat100]

GIGGETY

[bobbygoo9]

that black chick is a sexist!

[EarthianLifeForm]

@bobbygoo9 I agree. I am a guy but I would be thinking with my head on my shoulders to. Besides I don't just give away money just like that.

[sparkshark789]

The Grim Reaper must REALLY be lonely.

[leahnog]

@sparkshark789 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

[Stryker14X]

@sparkshark789

Ya think?

[my08impalass]

This is a real video, it comes on spike

[MrQWOPS]

Thank god my wife died lmao

[anas272829]

some body answer me is this show real

[TheBloodShotz]

@anas272829 its fakes but the events are real

[hvuu1628]

I smell bullshit.

They are wearing tennis shoe. Beside, if there was a short like that the fuse would have been blown. Dumb as writers and ideas.

[OokamiG]

@hvuu1628

these are reinactments of true events

the recreation of the scene may have been stupid but deaths had happened in a similar fashion at one time or another

[kitkat2251]

"Thank God my wife died."

[Mazen1hz]

what are they doing out of the kitchen? O.o

[Sugarbumps1TV]

@ 1:52- "Thank god my wife died" XD

[cantfiteveryheart]

REAL AND BIG AND DIRTY!!!!!! :fapfapfap:

[bzbaseball98]

@1357dead i know write!

[TezTickles13]

grandpa!!!! i thought u said u went to the store!!!!

[13579dead]

aww!!! poor strippers!!!!



[wolfwolfenstein]

Idiots

[Tatertawt24]

why does that guy look familiar

[majdoleen2011]

>(ن_ن )< poor girls 

[GloriousGazelle]

LOL THANK GOD MY WIFE DIED HAHAHAHAAH

[ksDeathPaladin]

"Thank god my wife died."

[microsofttupapa]

Their boobs became biger on the X-rays LOL

[kummamon]

@microsofttupapa I KNOW LOL

[boxrune1000]

2001? almost there im born 06 march "2001" :3

[TheHostilejerkz]

did any1 else got boner ? lol xD

[streetproo1]

GIGGITY ALLRIGHT!^.^

[ThePlaya12345678]

THANK GOD MY WIFE DIED LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Tyannalyn]

Stupid sluts.

[BullFrogsParadise]

RAMPAGE

[1294alanjr]

Let this be a lesson to you all Electric and Water Do NOT MIX

[omgwookienookie]

combo 5!

[tejjaw]

what about men opening a wolet to a sexy woman wait what about polish thay do it all the time

[SMBfan1981]

Dear diary, Jackpot!!!

[ihcatihjwh]

I saw final destination 5, and it was good too

[RAZENWHO92]

nice multi kill

[xIIOptiicLegendzIIx]

WHAIT THTS NOT SIMI

[xIIOptiicLegendzIIx]

OH CRAP SIMI THATS WHERE I AM OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[asiaticdeviant1]

So...think he called 911 right away? Or do you think he finished?

[TeCh33ZeOnDeTo4sT]

@asiaticdeviant1 Probably dragged them into the Van

[chriki25]

hmmm  fried chiks!!

[cgmonica31]

perfect bravo they should do that 'all sleep at the same time' thing in footbal games...oh wait,ohhh no there 2 sexy 2 dieee nooo damn

[Ecos17]

rofl JAILBAIT LOLOLOL

[Perfectlyscience67]

Dirty little whores deserved that. I hate women that act like that, especially cheerleaders.

[u8myshorts20]

I hate what happened to those babes.

[ps3dean]

i don't want to know what the old guy did to those girls while their dead

[Frosty14748]

Why not just watch 1000 ways to die on spike.com?

[craziigyrlz]

2:11

ARE THE HUMPING THE VAN?!?!?!?!

importanat questionS!!!

[craziigyrlz]

He, the old bastard, tlks all gay like!!

haha

[naz5409]

Yo that not cool i would pay them $100 if do my car dead not RIPPP