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  • elton john is a sick in the head homo who likes to get his asshole turned into a manhole

  • Jesus was a dick sucker.

  • Elton (Poo bear) John may be tremendously talented and everything -I admit that much, but when a man gets a turn-on from wiping his own backside, he should keep his problems to himself and stop spewing his perverted fetishes and fantasies around in society.

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  • Elton is a pig si not Christian

  • Jesus was gay--well duh!! When a man hangs with only a dozen ppl, and they're all men, and they're all young. WELL DUH!!!!

  • How could u joke and make fun of jesus u no wat u can burn in hell

  • @MegaJacklinks tanto miedo le tienes a Jesus..... D:

  • @MegaJacklinks u can burn in hell? Wow! And you know that! :) hahaha. Sorry I don't want to laugh at you, just at your ignorance...

  • @jorgge16

    the bible says repeatedly that the earth sits on pillars, and it even tells us that these pillars are so long, the earth's depth is unfathomable. You believe this silly nonsense, and yet YOU'RE laughing at someone's ignorance. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, everyone here is laughing at YOUR abysmal ignorance!

  • @96rorrim por tus propias palabras puedo decirte que no demuestras mayor inteligencia por perder tu tiempo al intentar hacerle entender a un tonto la magnitud de su ignorancia. :) Sure, you are.

  • @96rorrim please, next time, before going in a rush to answer anyone, without knowing what's talking about read the whole story... I do laugh at anything is funny to me, as I would probably laugh at your face if I had met you.

  • Deus perdoa, pois não sabem o que fazem.

  • que imbecil 

  • qe pena me dan en verdad ya no ayan ni como qemar a dios pero en fin el por si mismo brilla en la oscuridad de este mundo

  • @coltons21 Hello, I'm straight, but I'm a huge ELTON'S MUSIC fan... And it is the truth, in the 70's and the 80's Elton was taking a lot of cocaïne.... Very, very much!!! You can listen to his song "Simple Life" in 1992, where he says that he wants to live a simple life again... On interviews he spoke about his addiction, and the urge he felt to stop everything!! Elton was a strong addict : Alcohol, cocaïne, etc... But he made beautiful music out of this... Maybe his best music, actually!!!

  • Christians tell me "Jesus loves you". If he really loves me, then he's indeed gay. Elton John is right.

  • @drrobertoboogie97 Fuck you and Elton John... you are the trash of humanity

  • @Enigmatik691 Stop talking to a mirror.

  • @drrobertoboogie97 yeah as a brotherly way wtf r u thinking

  • @Alexosmilazzo Hell ya! Homophobes FOR THE WIN! U GAYS SUCK. FAGS!

  • So Jesus says "I'll wager 5 miracles and a way into heaven against satan's illusion of happiness and miserable sins."

  • homosexuality is a sin...whether you are Catholic or not. And to say that about Jesus the God of is blasphemous. Turn from sin because hell is real and it will be too late for you and Elton.

  • @mismestera

    Maybe he was not gay, but you have to agree that he was kind of fruity.. if the stories are true that is.. (which anybody in their right mind can tell they are not)

  • I spent my whole life refusing to fight: "turning the other cheek", daring to be different, standing up to constant violence and threats, feeling a kinship to women who are abused, and feeling separate from it all, and able to think outside the box, because of having been forced to do just that for my entire life.

    I wonder how many straight men can say they have the slightest inkling how that would be?

  • does it really matter.

  • I like the idea of the 'Catholic Defence League'- it sounds like a crime fighting superhero team. Go CDL!!!!

  • elton john left his boy friend, apparently he was fucking behind his back

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  • Elton John and John Lennon hates Jesus?  Wow.

  • Jesus Is GAY. Shit! he sucked my dick just last night. Nigga' still owes me $20 too!

  • Jesus was definitely gay! Think about it- he had Mary Magdalene as his BFF and gal-pal, and he used to hang around with 12 sailors...He sure as shit wasn't playing chess on those lonesome Jerusalem nights...

  • @videogamenostalgia Mary was a hooker, and a good few people believe that Jesus had sex with her, and had a daughter. That's where the whole "Holy Grail" thing came around. If I were you, I'd probably try to learn a little more into detail.

  • @KyoMao I studied theology for three years and I've seen and read the Da Vinci Code. I was actually joking...

  • @KyoMao you mother was a hooker and your father was a cocksucker just like you are one.

  • @pakraduni10 That's intelligent. You do realize that I'm talking about the prostitute Mary, don't you? Not the Virgin Mary. Two different Marys. You're just a little unintelligent brat attempting to strike up something in belief that you're standing up for your religion, when you know so little about it. And if this isn't the case, then you're just insulting me for no reason. Congrats, either way... you're retarded.

  • @KyoMao I could care less what you thinking about, your mother was prostitute as I mentioned. Insulting you? hell no I have not even started to insult, but you whole ideal of Jesus and Mary having a baby is something from mars movie fiction. idiot go study theology before you comment what some Zionist Kabbalist created to defame work of Christ.

  • @pakraduni10 I said there are some people who believe it, but I'm not surprised you couldn't read it when your first instinct is to call someone a whore. You're childish and moronic. Your logic is invalid when backed up your pompous insults and ridicule. When you grow a spine and mature slightly, talk to me.

  • @KyoMao Ok I just grew my spine lets talk

  • @KyoMao Actually you sound like an decent individual sorry for my foul language. My apologize

  • @pakraduni10 You apologized and didn't let pride control you. I'm impressed.

  • @KyoMao When I make mistakes and I am proven that I am wrong, I do apologize, and this time I was wrong. I am not a pride person at all in real life.

  • but jesus was gay

    thats why he had 12 deciples to fuck him up the ass

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  • @hussam0ntreal he had 12 deciples each too fuck him every day of the week except on sunday cause his holly asshole needs to rest ....

    haaaa his father spent six days a week creating the universes and rested on the 7th

    now it all make sense to me hahahhaha

  • fair enough,

    go elton! :)

  • @icfnord What an immature comment. I can just see some yellow-teethed, inbred loser sitting in his trailer typing out all this verbal vomit running windows 98 on some computer you got from a junkie for a bag of weed. If anyone is gay it is you sitting there in a adult diaper and your 12 pack. Go do your research before you let the whole world know you are nothing but a shitbag of a human. You know nothing about Jesus, you cant even spell G.E.D. asshole.

  • vc é um retardado, idiota e cretino ... vc é um imbecil!!!

  • look at the image on the fron of the video jesus dressed as a gay man dressed in leather this is a commen look for gays , gay is like a fashion a wronful fashion nothing more its unnatural so you have projected your own homosexuality onto jesus so that you feel better in your homosexuality by making god gay you feel more secure and thats a lie . jesus was not a man he was a god above the need for sexual expression

  • Man .. You Rock :))

    I can not stop Laughing :))

    You have verry funny Videos :))

  • Catholic's are crazy!!!!

  • JeSuisMonAmiPourTu, is an Imbecile.

  • And I pray for all the people that George Michael turned into assloving homosexuals. Please forgive them, they just wanted some trendy new tunes , because you know 29 luft balloons was really getting annoying. Also please kill Barbara Streisand for the sin of being worshipped by 1 million drag queens who insist on dressing like her and thus spreading her demonic message to thousands more.

  • LMAO Feminem? George Michael? You fucking dumbfucks Jesus would never work through or for the illuminati governed music industry. Most of you dont know shit because you are obssessed with the mainstream media. Feminem sounds like someone is holding his nutsack. His voice is higher than Mike Tysons and he doesnt have the excuse of getting punched there 1000 times. Slim Shady and Lady GagGag are the same person. Ever see them both in the same room? Got ya!

  • What an asshole.

  • v=80v9fa5sZXc, watch.

  • Einstein was an idiot

    v=80v9fa5sZXc

  • Einstein was an idiot

    v=80v9fa5sZXc

  • i got a secret not so much a secret to share with ya'all... i am in love with Marsha Mathers... Eminem... yup... i want his sexy lesbian man body more than any other for sure... holy fantasy i must have some day batman !!!!!!!!!!!! ain't no other man that looks as good as "Marsha" in a bra and make up like Slim Shady does !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ok... done cheers all

  • do not forget that if gays did NOT connect with Christianity as often as us crazy heteros do... we'd not have the song "Jesus to a child" by George MIchael either... i swear to god listening to THAT song alone WILL make any person "turn homo" at least temporarily while listening to it... hee hee... but george michael don't really gay what breed of gay you are... i mean... i am a woman so of course when i go "Homo" i wind up turning into a gay man... to each his or her own tho...hee hee

  • BIG THANKS & HUGS TO EJ FOR GIVING THIS DUDE A REASON TO MAKE THIS VIDEO !! hee hee... and well, all the OTHER things his expression inspires likely in many pple whose voices go too unheard or respected

  • i also want to express here, cos your video is thought provoking and comes across respectful to both gays and christians... that Elton John is one of the biggest gay mentors in today's society... the fact that he has openly expressed that he feels Jesus was or could have been "gay" is a real GIFT for gay Christians who are judged way too heavily for a choice that is THEIRS to make (like any choice regarding belief system OR who you want to share your heart & body with in this world)

  • People have the right to believe what they want that feels good and positive and supportive for them that does NOT directly impede the lives or growth of others...i applaud Elton John for his expression... the struggle of Christian gays is intense and they deserve a "place" on this earth as we all do... if someone decides they want to be Christian AND openly gay it's THEIR choice to make and ONLY God's role to pass any kind of "judgment" i believe

  • deviel down of my leg

    im muslim i love jesus

    i heat all person say somthing bad abut messenger of god

  • jesus is god jesus loves all ... but as god had never comitted sin... preoblem this days is its always some commedians opinion.. study theology before andyone touches the subject of jesus

  • Yeah, like study theology so you know Jesus was a joke sooner than anyone

  • Your corpse god of Rome is not my god.

  • "You've seen your showcase full of ex-presidents. The contestant to bid closest to the total number of sins committed by the group without going over wins eternal life!"

  • IM NOT GAY, THANK YOU

    U GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

  • I wish I were super intelligent.

  • @OneWithJesus u are, shine your light

  • Mistress-

    You need to start writing for the Onion...

  • @mrepugnant

    Thanks. ^__^ I love writing. (Except for the grammar bit but who really knows that shit nowadays. I swear the last book of it taught in schools must have been back when Evils was actually alive, and not being imitated by your fat uncle Ted. XD )

  • @MistressArte - That's what editors and beta readers are for :D

  • @MistressArte  men prefere the company of men becuase they are men , if aman wants to hang with 12 girls then be worried becuase then he had feminine tendencies.

    jesus was not a man he was god in a physical body above the need for sexual expression , you think like men think , not a god

  • @AwsomWarrior

    If that is the case and for the sake of argument your deity is "real" the fact that he wouldn't be constrained by the feelings of men to impress girls of his masculinity means yup that deity if you so believe that deity as a god he'd have to be gay. So thank you have proved that point. ^___^

  • @MistressArte hold you tounge silly boy if you want to be gay be gay nut iots your ass thats being bashed just dont drag jesus into it he was a god not a man he did not think like a man and he did not have sex like men

  • @AwsomWarrior

    Umm I'm not a boy. *looks at my tits* nope all natural female. Also I am bisexual (meaning I like guys and girls) admittedly, so unlike your "god" I am fully out of the closet and free. ^__^ I think the crazy preacher should have just let his gay flag fly instead of being a poser and harming people for centuries to come.

  • @MistressArte and ?

  • @MistressArte you should embrace the fact that your the anti christ and if you was in physcial form i would slap you silly stop prohjecting your disguting homosexuality on to god god is not a man you are a vial creature, and i think you already know that

  • @MistressArte LOL you eat pussy. welcome to the club

  • @Modderrific Thank you ^__^ Do we get a special item or secret clubhouse?

  • @MistressArte Why are you so sensitive, and also not because you don't believe he is your God, you will be proven wrong, and what makes your think your free you still abide by human laws and laws of nature, and who do you think gave you the freedom God did he is the Alpha and Omega the Beginning and the End, and he is everyones God where you acknowledge it or are foolish and decide to be ignorant and believe other wise.

  • @Jonnytaco28 How is being happy I've just been accepted into a new club too sensitive? o.O Also the "person" that gave directly my freedom would be my egg donor and sperm donor. (I'm not calling them my parents because they aren't.) The next person would be my biological grandparents then great and well you get the idea all back to the single celled life 3.6 billion years ago. So I owe my "freedom" to the earth that I am a part of. You can keep your imaginary friend, I have logic and science.

  • "not literally came out"

    I recommend "Cash Cab" for quiz shows...I don't know if it's that good but the presenter amuses me. He shaves his head, too, so he's your people.

  • Your yellow wall looked green in this one. And you sounded quieter than normal xD

    I can't think of any good Jesus game show jokes. Family Feud maybe comes to mind... but I'm too tired to go anywhere with it.

  • "Show me healing the lepers!"

  • @devringalbrath - YES! LoL!

  • It's Wheel Of Fortune! Spin the wheel for the chance to win either brutal execution for the salvation of humanity, or a five day, four night stay in Boca Raton!!!

  • Can someone explain to me the reason for the "Parody Purposes Only" disclaimer at the end of his videos?

  • @dirtydeedz161

    It's a parody of the BS you get in disclaimers.

  • Sem os meandros religiosos.Há varias indicações na estória de que este personagem fosse homossexual passivo: Nunca se casou e nem teve filhos. vivia cercado de homens.Tinha um apóstolo favorito que era João.Era muito inteligente e talentoso em diversas áreas,para a época um gênio.E ainda fazia mágica, falava muito bem e tinha estilo próprio. E a prova final, ele tratava muito bem as mulheres e as crianças. São provas de que Elton John tem razão.

  • Funny and all, but why is this categorized under "Science & Technology"?

  • 1 vs 100  Jesus being the one

  • You know your relevance in the mainstream is completely gone when you have to resort to controversial statements to the media in order to gain attention again. Elton John basically just pulled an Anne Coulter (another bitch that only comes up in discussion when she says something "controversial"), just on the other side of the spectrum.

  • Anyone giving credence to ANY issuance coming from Elton "John", is, by nature, a moron. He was in the stream of time when America was seeking the novelty of the "British invasion", when we were accepting the rise of fags like George Michaels, Elton John, Keith Richards and of course, Despicable Jaegger, the sick Mick.

    WTF is "the Crocodile Rock"? The flamin' bastard purely aped the American sound, nothin' new in Elton's redux. He'll have his own accounting with Jesus, just wait and see!

  • issurance? dont call other people morons...

  • Actually, the word that I used was "issuance", NOT issurance. So much for your level of intelligence, you MORON!

    Now, STFU, Chump!

  • oh, im sorry i misread that. Still, what right do you have call other people morons? And what does his music have to do with the whole him calling jesus gay issue

  • @DestinyHeroPlasmaX-

    Elton John (IMHO) has risen to his lofty perch by the grace of an audience who searched for viable talent, in a generation that was weary of the drums of war and longed for a change.

    Like many of the British invasion, he took our (Yankee) music and put a Limey spin on it.

    I have no respect for those who seek sensationalism, at the cost of morality, subscribing to decadence as a primary attribute.

    Shame on Britannia that a bloke who has sucked many a dick, has been Knighted!

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  • Yes, Catholics hate that "fact based" scientific stuff, even though they were responsible for the emergence of science. People like Pope Sylvester II, Pope John XXI, Georges Lemaitre. Elton John probably just wants attention so he comes up with the most ludicrous statement he can.

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  • i really like you.. your funny and reminds me of growing up eating soldiers and eggs.

  • I want to pet your soul patch.

  • I'm really diggin the horns.

    Really funny video by the way

  • I'm subscribed, rated this 5 stars, here's my comment.

  • William Donahoe is a piece of crap. Remember how he actually blamed child molestation by catholic priests on the kids.

  • And going back as far as MATCH GAME...

    Stars, Jesus was very upset after the Romans decided to hang him by driving nails through his __blank__.

  • Judas, you ARE the weakest link! Goodbye.

  • lol

  • Thanks, but I actually prefer the "final jeopardy" comment.

  • The sodomite John Lennon will surely pass away the glutton!

    The Truth of Jesus Christ will march on!

    The perverse in mind shall be despised for all time..... If only Elton new what awaits him when he dies.....

  • @MarkDayComedy He is fat!

  • you misspelled "knew"

  • Coincidently, the flying spaghetti monster is also gay... little known fact.

  • @Sammerkona I thought he was bi. I mean he touches all with his noodly appendages.

  • you actually do look like that guy from "Deal or no Deal"

    sorry, and the accent isnt the same