Elton (Poo bear) John may be tremendously talented and everything -I admit that much, but when a man gets a turn-on from wiping his own backside, he should keep his problems to himself and stop spewing his perverted fetishes and fantasies around in society.
the bible says repeatedly that the earth sits on pillars, and it even tells us that these pillars are so long, the earth's depth is unfathomable. You believe this silly nonsense, and yet YOU'RE laughing at someone's ignorance. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, everyone here is laughing at YOUR abysmal ignorance!
@96rorrim por tus propias palabras puedo decirte que no demuestras mayor inteligencia por perder tu tiempo al intentar hacerle entender a un tonto la magnitud de su ignorancia. :) Sure, you are.
@96rorrim please, next time, before going in a rush to answer anyone, without knowing what's talking about read the whole story... I do laugh at anything is funny to me, as I would probably laugh at your face if I had met you.
JESUS 35, no kids, no wife, spends all his time with all men, 2000 years ago unheard of at that time.i love how they take out the part in the bible of a young lost teen in only a loincloth spending a night with jesus(fact) =GAyGAYGAY...im atheist so i don't care if he was, but it sure gets religious people mad.but come on really EYES WIDE SHUT
@coltons21 Hello, I'm straight, but I'm a huge ELTON'S MUSIC fan... And it is the truth, in the 70's and the 80's Elton was taking a lot of cocaïne.... Very, very much!!! You can listen to his song "Simple Life" in 1992, where he says that he wants to live a simple life again... On interviews he spoke about his addiction, and the urge he felt to stop everything!! Elton was a strong addict : Alcohol, cocaïne, etc... But he made beautiful music out of this... Maybe his best music, actually!!!
homosexuality is a sin...whether you are Catholic or not. And to say that about Jesus the God of is blasphemous. Turn from sin because hell is real and it will be too late for you and Elton.
Maybe he was not gay, but you have to agree that he was kind of fruity.. if the stories are true that is.. (which anybody in their right mind can tell they are not)
I spent my whole life refusing to fight: "turning the other cheek", daring to be different, standing up to constant violence and threats, feeling a kinship to women who are abused, and feeling separate from it all, and able to think outside the box, because of having been forced to do just that for my entire life.
I wonder how many straight men can say they have the slightest inkling how that would be?
Jesus was definitely gay! Think about it- he had Mary Magdalene as his BFF and gal-pal, and he used to hang around with 12 sailors...He sure as shit wasn't playing chess on those lonesome Jerusalem nights...
@videogamenostalgia Mary was a hooker, and a good few people believe that Jesus had sex with her, and had a daughter. That's where the whole "Holy Grail" thing came around. If I were you, I'd probably try to learn a little more into detail.
@pakraduni10 That's intelligent. You do realize that I'm talking about the prostitute Mary, don't you? Not the Virgin Mary. Two different Marys. You're just a little unintelligent brat attempting to strike up something in belief that you're standing up for your religion, when you know so little about it. And if this isn't the case, then you're just insulting me for no reason. Congrats, either way... you're retarded.
@KyoMao I could care less what you thinking about, your mother was prostitute as I mentioned. Insulting you? hell no I have not even started to insult, but you whole ideal of Jesus and Mary having a baby is something from mars movie fiction. idiot go study theology before you comment what some Zionist Kabbalist created to defame work of Christ.
@pakraduni10 I said there are some people who believe it, but I'm not surprised you couldn't read it when your first instinct is to call someone a whore. You're childish and moronic. Your logic is invalid when backed up your pompous insults and ridicule. When you grow a spine and mature slightly, talk to me.
1 second ago Estes são sinais de falsos doltores, apostasia, e homens andando segundo suas proprias concupciencias irmãos vamos nos preparar porque realmente Jesus esta as portas não falta mais nada para se cumprir a não ser o arrebatamento!!! prepare noiva para receber o noivo !!! MARANATA GLORIA A DEUS
Is there a votebot for comments? Because the stupidest comments have recieved high ratings here. Either somebody is cheating or there are alot of asshats around.
Someone should PUT a electric rod in Elton johns gay ass. Death to Elton john. He should die like a dog. His body to be cut into 1000 pieces & eaten up by faggots. FUCKING faggot asshole. Elton john gay bastard gay bastard burn in hell
Elton John makes doesn't make Jesus gay, Jesus made Jesus gay. You'd have to be a mentally retarded, retarded, dogmatized Christian to not see that. Unfortunately, thats like 100% of religious people. No one has to think Jesus is gay, one only has to have the reason and courage to speak it. Lazarus you fools. LAZARUS!
@icfnord What an immature comment. I can just see some yellow-teethed, inbred loser sitting in his trailer typing out all this verbal vomit running windows 98 on some computer you got from a junkie for a bag of weed. If anyone is gay it is you sitting there in a adult diaper and your 12 pack. Go do your research before you let the whole world know you are nothing but a shitbag of a human. You know nothing about Jesus, you cant even spell G.E.D. asshole.
look at the image on the fron of the video jesus dressed as a gay man dressed in leather this is a commen look for gays , gay is like a fashion a wronful fashion nothing more its unnatural so you have projected your own homosexuality onto jesus so that you feel better in your homosexuality by making god gay you feel more secure and thats a lie . jesus was not a man he was a god above the need for sexual expression
And I pray for all the people that George Michael turned into assloving homosexuals. Please forgive them, they just wanted some trendy new tunes , because you know 29 luft balloons was really getting annoying. Also please kill Barbara Streisand for the sin of being worshipped by 1 million drag queens who insist on dressing like her and thus spreading her demonic message to thousands more.
LMAO Feminem? George Michael? You fucking dumbfucks Jesus would never work through or for the illuminati governed music industry. Most of you dont know shit because you are obssessed with the mainstream media. Feminem sounds like someone is holding his nutsack. His voice is higher than Mike Tysons and he doesnt have the excuse of getting punched there 1000 times. Slim Shady and Lady GagGag are the same person. Ever see them both in the same room? Got ya!
i got a secret not so much a secret to share with ya'all... i am in love with Marsha Mathers... Eminem... yup... i want his sexy lesbian man body more than any other for sure... holy fantasy i must have some day batman !!!!!!!!!!!! ain't no other man that looks as good as "Marsha" in a bra and make up like Slim Shady does !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do not forget that if gays did NOT connect with Christianity as often as us crazy heteros do... we'd not have the song "Jesus to a child" by George MIchael either... i swear to god listening to THAT song alone WILL make any person "turn homo" at least temporarily while listening to it... hee hee... but george michael don't really gay what breed of gay you are... i mean... i am a woman so of course when i go "Homo" i wind up turning into a gay man... to each his or her own tho...hee hee
BIG THANKS & HUGS TO EJ FOR GIVING THIS DUDE A REASON TO MAKE THIS VIDEO !! hee hee... and well, all the OTHER things his expression inspires likely in many pple whose voices go too unheard or respected
i also want to express here, cos your video is thought provoking and comes across respectful to both gays and christians... that Elton John is one of the biggest gay mentors in today's society... the fact that he has openly expressed that he feels Jesus was or could have been "gay" is a real GIFT for gay Christians who are judged way too heavily for a choice that is THEIRS to make (like any choice regarding belief system OR who you want to share your heart & body with in this world)
@StraytRayzorSymphony oh look !! u got 3 "thumbs up" for your "perception" of my comment !!... whaaaaaatever; peace; beauty is in the eye of the beholder and reality is much more affordable than u think... OF COURSE "BEING GAY" IS NOT A "CHOICE"... or is it ? i've not asked enough gay pple 2 answer that question... all i AM willing 2 say about it is that whatever choices pple make regarding "who" they want 2 love; so long as they r doing so consentual it's fine with me (NO CHILD ABUSE)
@JeSuisMonAmiPourTu no, i had seven actually. i can tell you from a life time of personal experience that being a gay man isnt a choice. at what point in your life did you choose to have whatever sexual attractions you have or what emotional bonds you form with whom? thats right, you didnt choose to be who you are and neither did i. youre still embarassing yourself, sweetheart. :)
@JeSuisMonAmiPourTu oh this is my sock-account btw. i troll this video twice a day at work and thumb my own comments up because it ammuses me mildly. and that IS a choice. God bless America :)
People have the right to believe what they want that feels good and positive and supportive for them that does NOT directly impede the lives or growth of others...i applaud Elton John for his expression... the struggle of Christian gays is intense and they deserve a "place" on this earth as we all do... if someone decides they want to be Christian AND openly gay it's THEIR choice to make and ONLY God's role to pass any kind of "judgment" i believe
Mr. Horsley is just as bad as BUCKHEAD BASEBALL (YouTube 'Buckhead Baseball' 2 read 'comments') cause THEY VIOLATED the CIVIL RIGHTS OF A LAW ABIDING CROSSDRESSED GUY, just 4 walking on A PUBLIC SIDEWALK IN A CITY OF ATLANTA PUBLIC PARK! The city REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING & ALLOWS B.B. TO KICK "UNDESIRABLES" OUT! WTF??? I wonder if Elton is even aware that Buckhead Baseball BREEDERS are only about 3 miles from his apt.?????
jesus is god jesus loves all ... but as god had never comitted sin... preoblem this days is its always some commedians opinion.. study theology before andyone touches the subject of jesus
"You've seen your showcase full of ex-presidents. The contestant to bid closest to the total number of sins committed by the group without going over wins eternal life!"
@armandeva i am the one you call JESUS i assure you that im alive and most important IM NOT GAY because im a MEN and i follow the law of the nature which is GOD himself
i love womans i there are the most beautifull thing in the universe
P.S i respect those who want to be gay because FREEDOM is the most powerfull thing but those people should know that they deffied the law of nature by doing it ...
you are born whit tools PENIS or VaGINA you should use it properly GAY poeple Hack the system
Thanks. ^__^ I love writing. (Except for the grammar bit but who really knows that shit nowadays. I swear the last book of it taught in schools must have been back when Evils was actually alive, and not being imitated by your fat uncle Ted. XD )
@MistressArte men prefere the company of men becuase they are men , if aman wants to hang with 12 girls then be worried becuase then he had feminine tendencies.
jesus was not a man he was god in a physical body above the need for sexual expression , you think like men think , not a god
If that is the case and for the sake of argument your deity is "real" the fact that he wouldn't be constrained by the feelings of men to impress girls of his masculinity means yup that deity if you so believe that deity as a god he'd have to be gay. So thank you have proved that point. ^___^
@MistressArte hold you tounge silly boy if you want to be gay be gay nut iots your ass thats being bashed just dont drag jesus into it he was a god not a man he did not think like a man and he did not have sex like men
Umm I'm not a boy. *looks at my tits* nope all natural female. Also I am bisexual (meaning I like guys and girls) admittedly, so unlike your "god" I am fully out of the closet and free. ^__^ I think the crazy preacher should have just let his gay flag fly instead of being a poser and harming people for centuries to come.
@MistressArte you should embrace the fact that your the anti christ and if you was in physcial form i would slap you silly stop prohjecting your disguting homosexuality on to god god is not a man you are a vial creature, and i think you already know that
Umm again I'm bisexual not gay there is a difference. XD seriously Google it if you don't believe me. Also *pinches self on arm* yup I felt that *pokes my nose* yep felt that too. How could I feel stuff make videos with me in them if I wasn't in a physical form? Also how could I respond to you if I wasn't in physically form. Too and there is nothing wrong with being gay, the fact that your god is gay and you don't like it seems more like your issue then mine. I'm an Atheist. =P
@MistressArte Why are you so sensitive, and also not because you don't believe he is your God, you will be proven wrong, and what makes your think your free you still abide by human laws and laws of nature, and who do you think gave you the freedom God did he is the Alpha and Omega the Beginning and the End, and he is everyones God where you acknowledge it or are foolish and decide to be ignorant and believe other wise.
@Jonnytaco28 How is being happy I've just been accepted into a new club too sensitive? o.O Also the "person" that gave directly my freedom would be my egg donor and sperm donor. (I'm not calling them my parents because they aren't.) The next person would be my biological grandparents then great and well you get the idea all back to the single celled life 3.6 billion years ago. So I owe my "freedom" to the earth that I am a part of. You can keep your imaginary friend, I have logic and science.
It's Wheel Of Fortune! Spin the wheel for the chance to win either brutal execution for the salvation of humanity, or a five day, four night stay in Boca Raton!!!
Sem os meandros religiosos.Há varias indicações na estória de que este personagem fosse homossexual passivo: Nunca se casou e nem teve filhos. vivia cercado de homens.Tinha um apóstolo favorito que era João.Era muito inteligente e talentoso em diversas áreas,para a época um gênio.E ainda fazia mágica, falava muito bem e tinha estilo próprio. E a prova final, ele tratava muito bem as mulheres e as crianças. São provas de que Elton John tem razão.
You know your relevance in the mainstream is completely gone when you have to resort to controversial statements to the media in order to gain attention again. Elton John basically just pulled an Anne Coulter (another bitch that only comes up in discussion when she says something "controversial"), just on the other side of the spectrum.
Anyone giving credence to ANY issuance coming from Elton "John", is, by nature, a moron. He was in the stream of time when America was seeking the novelty of the "British invasion", when we were accepting the rise of fags like George Michaels, Elton John, Keith Richards and of course, Despicable Jaegger, the sick Mick.
WTF is "the Crocodile Rock"? The flamin' bastard purely aped the American sound, nothin' new in Elton's redux. He'll have his own accounting with Jesus, just wait and see!
oh, im sorry i misread that. Still, what right do you have call other people morons? And what does his music have to do with the whole him calling jesus gay issue
Elton John (IMHO) has risen to his lofty perch by the grace of an audience who searched for viable talent, in a generation that was weary of the drums of war and longed for a change.
Like many of the British invasion, he took our (Yankee) music and put a Limey spin on it.
I have no respect for those who seek sensationalism, at the cost of morality, subscribing to decadence as a primary attribute.
Shame on Britannia that a bloke who has sucked many a dick, has been Knighted!
Yes, Catholics hate that "fact based" scientific stuff, even though they were responsible for the emergence of science. People like Pope Sylvester II, Pope John XXI, Georges Lemaitre. Elton John probably just wants attention so he comes up with the most ludicrous statement he can.
Haha, are you catholic? I mean, think about it. Most confessions which interpret the bible litterally are by far NOT catholic but protestant, free-christian sects. I'm athiest, but you can't blame the catholics for being anti-scientific when there are all those lutheran groups out there neglecting evolution (Which is an acknowledged fact in the catholic church ;) )
@EF2000CanFly He has created his own heaven, but his will last only as long as his money and his fat ass will last. Such a price to pay for eternal damnation. He really will be flaming then.
elton john is a sick in the head homo who likes to get his asshole turned into a manhole
ThomasTheAlleyCat 3 weeks ago
Jesus was a dick sucker.
BiggerFatterBlog 2 months ago
Elton (Poo bear) John may be tremendously talented and everything -I admit that much, but when a man gets a turn-on from wiping his own backside, he should keep his problems to himself and stop spewing his perverted fetishes and fantasies around in society.
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fashklash 3 months ago
Elton is a pig si not Christian
luzapolo4911 6 months ago
Jesus was gay--well duh!! When a man hangs with only a dozen ppl, and they're all men, and they're all young. WELL DUH!!!!
96rorrim 6 months ago
How could u joke and make fun of jesus u no wat u can burn in hell
MegaJacklinks 8 months ago
@MegaJacklinks tanto miedo le tienes a Jesus..... D:
ShiroiJime 7 months ago
@MegaJacklinks u can burn in hell? Wow! And you know that! :) hahaha. Sorry I don't want to laugh at you, just at your ignorance...
jorgge16 6 months ago
@jorgge16
the bible says repeatedly that the earth sits on pillars, and it even tells us that these pillars are so long, the earth's depth is unfathomable. You believe this silly nonsense, and yet YOU'RE laughing at someone's ignorance. Verily, verily, I say unto thee, everyone here is laughing at YOUR abysmal ignorance!
96rorrim 6 months ago
@96rorrim por tus propias palabras puedo decirte que no demuestras mayor inteligencia por perder tu tiempo al intentar hacerle entender a un tonto la magnitud de su ignorancia. :) Sure, you are.
jorgge16 6 months ago
@96rorrim please, next time, before going in a rush to answer anyone, without knowing what's talking about read the whole story... I do laugh at anything is funny to me, as I would probably laugh at your face if I had met you.
jorgge16 6 months ago
Deus perdoa, pois não sabem o que fazem.
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JESUS 35, no kids, no wife, spends all his time with all men, 2000 years ago unheard of at that time.i love how they take out the part in the bible of a young lost teen in only a loincloth spending a night with jesus(fact) =GAyGAYGAY...im atheist so i don't care if he was, but it sure gets religious people mad.but come on really EYES WIDE SHUT
IMINTHEMOMENTRU 8 months ago
que imbecil
farumi1 9 months ago
qe pena me dan en verdad ya no ayan ni como qemar a dios pero en fin el por si mismo brilla en la oscuridad de este mundo
superady33 9 months ago
@coltons21 Hello, I'm straight, but I'm a huge ELTON'S MUSIC fan... And it is the truth, in the 70's and the 80's Elton was taking a lot of cocaïne.... Very, very much!!! You can listen to his song "Simple Life" in 1992, where he says that he wants to live a simple life again... On interviews he spoke about his addiction, and the urge he felt to stop everything!! Elton was a strong addict : Alcohol, cocaïne, etc... But he made beautiful music out of this... Maybe his best music, actually!!!
nosferatu49 10 months ago
Christians tell me "Jesus loves you". If he really loves me, then he's indeed gay. Elton John is right.
drrobertoboogie97 10 months ago
@drrobertoboogie97 Fuck you and Elton John... you are the trash of humanity
Enigmatik691 10 months ago
@Enigmatik691 Stop talking to a mirror.
drrobertoboogie97 10 months ago
@drrobertoboogie97 yeah as a brotherly way wtf r u thinking
Killakillz79 10 months ago
@Alexosmilazzo Hell ya! Homophobes FOR THE WIN! U GAYS SUCK. FAGS!
GR8STonUTUBE 11 months ago
So Jesus says "I'll wager 5 miracles and a way into heaven against satan's illusion of happiness and miserable sins."
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TKTRV 11 months ago
homosexuality is a sin...whether you are Catholic or not. And to say that about Jesus the God of is blasphemous. Turn from sin because hell is real and it will be too late for you and Elton.
mismestera 1 year ago
@mismestera
Maybe he was not gay, but you have to agree that he was kind of fruity.. if the stories are true that is.. (which anybody in their right mind can tell they are not)
KmanMonkeyPig 11 months ago
I spent my whole life refusing to fight: "turning the other cheek", daring to be different, standing up to constant violence and threats, feeling a kinship to women who are abused, and feeling separate from it all, and able to think outside the box, because of having been forced to do just that for my entire life.
I wonder how many straight men can say they have the slightest inkling how that would be?
aaronfromhastings 1 year ago
does it really matter.
bigboypl88 1 year ago
I like the idea of the 'Catholic Defence League'- it sounds like a crime fighting superhero team. Go CDL!!!!
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
elton john left his boy friend, apparently he was fucking behind his back
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CoconutEssenceSM 1 year ago
Elton John and John Lennon hates Jesus? Wow.
anythingnew 1 year ago
Jesus Is GAY. Shit! he sucked my dick just last night. Nigga' still owes me $20 too!
lyrisix 1 year ago
Jesus was definitely gay! Think about it- he had Mary Magdalene as his BFF and gal-pal, and he used to hang around with 12 sailors...He sure as shit wasn't playing chess on those lonesome Jerusalem nights...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@videogamenostalgia Mary was a hooker, and a good few people believe that Jesus had sex with her, and had a daughter. That's where the whole "Holy Grail" thing came around. If I were you, I'd probably try to learn a little more into detail.
KyoMao 1 year ago
@KyoMao I studied theology for three years and I've seen and read the Da Vinci Code. I was actually joking...
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
@KyoMao you mother was a hooker and your father was a cocksucker just like you are one.
pakraduni10 1 year ago
@pakraduni10 That's intelligent. You do realize that I'm talking about the prostitute Mary, don't you? Not the Virgin Mary. Two different Marys. You're just a little unintelligent brat attempting to strike up something in belief that you're standing up for your religion, when you know so little about it. And if this isn't the case, then you're just insulting me for no reason. Congrats, either way... you're retarded.
KyoMao 1 year ago
@KyoMao I could care less what you thinking about, your mother was prostitute as I mentioned. Insulting you? hell no I have not even started to insult, but you whole ideal of Jesus and Mary having a baby is something from mars movie fiction. idiot go study theology before you comment what some Zionist Kabbalist created to defame work of Christ.
pakraduni10 1 year ago
@pakraduni10 I said there are some people who believe it, but I'm not surprised you couldn't read it when your first instinct is to call someone a whore. You're childish and moronic. Your logic is invalid when backed up your pompous insults and ridicule. When you grow a spine and mature slightly, talk to me.
KyoMao 1 year ago
@KyoMao Ok I just grew my spine lets talk
pakraduni10 1 year ago
@KyoMao Actually you sound like an decent individual sorry for my foul language. My apologize
pakraduni10 1 year ago
@pakraduni10 You apologized and didn't let pride control you. I'm impressed.
KyoMao 1 year ago
@KyoMao When I make mistakes and I am proven that I am wrong, I do apologize, and this time I was wrong. I am not a pride person at all in real life.
pakraduni10 1 year ago
but jesus was gay
thats why he had 12 deciples to fuck him up the ass
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drloveazze 1 year ago
@hussam0ntreal he had 12 deciples each too fuck him every day of the week except on sunday cause his holly asshole needs to rest ....
haaaa his father spent six days a week creating the universes and rested on the 7th
now it all make sense to me hahahhaha
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1 second ago Estes são sinais de falsos doltores, apostasia, e homens andando segundo suas proprias concupciencias irmãos vamos nos preparar porque realmente Jesus esta as portas não falta mais nada para se cumprir a não ser o arrebatamento!!! prepare noiva para receber o noivo !!! MARANATA GLORIA A DEUS
pumetih 1 year ago
fair enough,
go elton! :)
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Is there a votebot for comments? Because the stupidest comments have recieved high ratings here. Either somebody is cheating or there are alot of asshats around.
AmandaAthiest 1 year ago
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death to elton john!!!!!
eyebanny 1 year ago
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You have a lovely wee accent.
MrWilum 1 year ago
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Someone should PUT a electric rod in Elton johns gay ass. Death to Elton john. He should die like a dog. His body to be cut into 1000 pieces & eaten up by faggots. FUCKING faggot asshole. Elton john gay bastard gay bastard burn in hell
javed2783 1 year ago
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Elton John makes doesn't make Jesus gay, Jesus made Jesus gay. You'd have to be a mentally retarded, retarded, dogmatized Christian to not see that. Unfortunately, thats like 100% of religious people. No one has to think Jesus is gay, one only has to have the reason and courage to speak it. Lazarus you fools. LAZARUS!
mateogalandesoto 1 year ago
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Elton John will confess Jesus is the Christ someday soon!
EF2000CanFly 1 year ago 15
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@EF2000CanFly how do you know he already hasnt?
StraytRayzorSymphony 1 year ago
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dude jesus has been gay since he was invented. It has nothing to do with Elton John
icfnord 1 year ago
@icfnord What an immature comment. I can just see some yellow-teethed, inbred loser sitting in his trailer typing out all this verbal vomit running windows 98 on some computer you got from a junkie for a bag of weed. If anyone is gay it is you sitting there in a adult diaper and your 12 pack. Go do your research before you let the whole world know you are nothing but a shitbag of a human. You know nothing about Jesus, you cant even spell G.E.D. asshole.
forsomereasonIhateu 1 year ago
@forsomereasonIhateu
LOL
thatguymatt3 1 year ago
vc é um retardado, idiota e cretino ... vc é um imbecil!!!
patioli10 1 year ago
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k3ngarbage 1 year ago
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KRATOS!!!!!
georgedornelas 1 year ago
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@georgedornelas lol
MrWhatever45 1 year ago
look at the image on the fron of the video jesus dressed as a gay man dressed in leather this is a commen look for gays , gay is like a fashion a wronful fashion nothing more its unnatural so you have projected your own homosexuality onto jesus so that you feel better in your homosexuality by making god gay you feel more secure and thats a lie . jesus was not a man he was a god above the need for sexual expression
AwsomWarrior 1 year ago
Man .. You Rock :))
I can not stop Laughing :))
You have verry funny Videos :))
soll86 1 year ago
Catholic's are crazy!!!!
blaker5923 1 year ago
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu, is an Imbecile.
jack23620 1 year ago
And I pray for all the people that George Michael turned into assloving homosexuals. Please forgive them, they just wanted some trendy new tunes , because you know 29 luft balloons was really getting annoying. Also please kill Barbara Streisand for the sin of being worshipped by 1 million drag queens who insist on dressing like her and thus spreading her demonic message to thousands more.
forsomereasonIhateu 1 year ago
LMAO Feminem? George Michael? You fucking dumbfucks Jesus would never work through or for the illuminati governed music industry. Most of you dont know shit because you are obssessed with the mainstream media. Feminem sounds like someone is holding his nutsack. His voice is higher than Mike Tysons and he doesnt have the excuse of getting punched there 1000 times. Slim Shady and Lady GagGag are the same person. Ever see them both in the same room? Got ya!
forsomereasonIhateu 1 year ago
What an asshole.
jack23620 1 year ago
v=80v9fa5sZXc, watch.
jack23620 1 year ago
Einstein was an idiot
v=80v9fa5sZXc
jack23620 1 year ago
Einstein was an idiot
v=80v9fa5sZXc
jack23620 1 year ago
i got a secret not so much a secret to share with ya'all... i am in love with Marsha Mathers... Eminem... yup... i want his sexy lesbian man body more than any other for sure... holy fantasy i must have some day batman !!!!!!!!!!!! ain't no other man that looks as good as "Marsha" in a bra and make up like Slim Shady does !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok... done cheers all
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu 1 year ago
do not forget that if gays did NOT connect with Christianity as often as us crazy heteros do... we'd not have the song "Jesus to a child" by George MIchael either... i swear to god listening to THAT song alone WILL make any person "turn homo" at least temporarily while listening to it... hee hee... but george michael don't really gay what breed of gay you are... i mean... i am a woman so of course when i go "Homo" i wind up turning into a gay man... to each his or her own tho...hee hee
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu 1 year ago
@JeSuisMonAmiPourTu, Fool.
jack23620 1 year ago
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JeSuisMonAmiPourTu, is an imbecile and a coward.
jack23620 1 year ago
BIG THANKS & HUGS TO EJ FOR GIVING THIS DUDE A REASON TO MAKE THIS VIDEO !! hee hee... and well, all the OTHER things his expression inspires likely in many pple whose voices go too unheard or respected
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu 1 year ago
i also want to express here, cos your video is thought provoking and comes across respectful to both gays and christians... that Elton John is one of the biggest gay mentors in today's society... the fact that he has openly expressed that he feels Jesus was or could have been "gay" is a real GIFT for gay Christians who are judged way too heavily for a choice that is THEIRS to make (like any choice regarding belief system OR who you want to share your heart & body with in this world)
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu 1 year ago
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@JeSuisMonAmiPourTu uh... being gay isnt a choice. please stop talking. youre embarassing yourself.
StraytRayzorSymphony 1 year ago
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@StraytRayzorSymphony oh look !! u got 3 "thumbs up" for your "perception" of my comment !!... whaaaaaatever; peace; beauty is in the eye of the beholder and reality is much more affordable than u think... OF COURSE "BEING GAY" IS NOT A "CHOICE"... or is it ? i've not asked enough gay pple 2 answer that question... all i AM willing 2 say about it is that whatever choices pple make regarding "who" they want 2 love; so long as they r doing so consentual it's fine with me (NO CHILD ABUSE)
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu 1 year ago
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@JeSuisMonAmiPourTu no, i had seven actually. i can tell you from a life time of personal experience that being a gay man isnt a choice. at what point in your life did you choose to have whatever sexual attractions you have or what emotional bonds you form with whom? thats right, you didnt choose to be who you are and neither did i. youre still embarassing yourself, sweetheart. :)
kittieblue80 1 year ago
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@JeSuisMonAmiPourTu oh this is my sock-account btw. i troll this video twice a day at work and thumb my own comments up because it ammuses me mildly. and that IS a choice. God bless America :)
kittieblue80 1 year ago
People have the right to believe what they want that feels good and positive and supportive for them that does NOT directly impede the lives or growth of others...i applaud Elton John for his expression... the struggle of Christian gays is intense and they deserve a "place" on this earth as we all do... if someone decides they want to be Christian AND openly gay it's THEIR choice to make and ONLY God's role to pass any kind of "judgment" i believe
JeSuisMonAmiPourTu 1 year ago
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Mr. Horsley is just as bad as BUCKHEAD BASEBALL (YouTube 'Buckhead Baseball' 2 read 'comments') cause THEY VIOLATED the CIVIL RIGHTS OF A LAW ABIDING CROSSDRESSED GUY, just 4 walking on A PUBLIC SIDEWALK IN A CITY OF ATLANTA PUBLIC PARK! The city REFUSES TO DO ANYTHING & ALLOWS B.B. TO KICK "UNDESIRABLES" OUT! WTF??? I wonder if Elton is even aware that Buckhead Baseball BREEDERS are only about 3 miles from his apt.?????
datamatx 1 year ago
deviel down of my leg
im muslim i love jesus
i heat all person say somthing bad abut messenger of god
waldhly 2 years ago
jesus is god jesus loves all ... but as god had never comitted sin... preoblem this days is its always some commedians opinion.. study theology before andyone touches the subject of jesus
2submit 2 years ago
Yeah, like study theology so you know Jesus was a joke sooner than anyone
graphattic 2 years ago
Your corpse god of Rome is not my god.
Valmarith 1 year ago
"You've seen your showcase full of ex-presidents. The contestant to bid closest to the total number of sins committed by the group without going over wins eternal life!"
devringalbrath 2 years ago
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whatever you all have said , i think jesus STILL GAY !
thanks
armandeva 2 years ago
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@armandeva i am the one you call JESUS i assure you that im alive and most important IM NOT GAY because im a MEN and i follow the law of the nature which is GOD himself
i love womans i there are the most beautifull thing in the universe
P.S i respect those who want to be gay because FREEDOM is the most powerfull thing but those people should know that they deffied the law of nature by doing it ...
you are born whit tools PENIS or VaGINA you should use it properly GAY poeple Hack the system
akapp 2 years ago
IM NOT GAY, THANK YOU
U GUYS ARE SO FUNNY
akapp 2 years ago
I wish I were super intelligent.
OneWithJesus 2 years ago
@OneWithJesus u are, shine your light
akapp 2 years ago
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(meant to be like snl's jeopardy)
I'll take Jea Ass for 400
The title is Jesus.
And the answer is this famous man walked in the desert with 12 other men.
Elton John?
It's not about who would like to walk around in the desert with 12 men.
Answer anyone?
The answer is Jesus.
MistressArte 2 years ago
Mistress-
You need to start writing for the Onion...
mrepugnant 2 years ago
@mrepugnant
Thanks. ^__^ I love writing. (Except for the grammar bit but who really knows that shit nowadays. I swear the last book of it taught in schools must have been back when Evils was actually alive, and not being imitated by your fat uncle Ted. XD )
MistressArte 2 years ago
@MistressArte - That's what editors and beta readers are for :D
jeishiikanzaki 2 years ago
@MistressArte men prefere the company of men becuase they are men , if aman wants to hang with 12 girls then be worried becuase then he had feminine tendencies.
jesus was not a man he was god in a physical body above the need for sexual expression , you think like men think , not a god
AwsomWarrior 1 year ago
@AwsomWarrior
If that is the case and for the sake of argument your deity is "real" the fact that he wouldn't be constrained by the feelings of men to impress girls of his masculinity means yup that deity if you so believe that deity as a god he'd have to be gay. So thank you have proved that point. ^___^
MistressArte 1 year ago 9
@MistressArte hold you tounge silly boy if you want to be gay be gay nut iots your ass thats being bashed just dont drag jesus into it he was a god not a man he did not think like a man and he did not have sex like men
AwsomWarrior 1 year ago
@AwsomWarrior
Umm I'm not a boy. *looks at my tits* nope all natural female. Also I am bisexual (meaning I like guys and girls) admittedly, so unlike your "god" I am fully out of the closet and free. ^__^ I think the crazy preacher should have just let his gay flag fly instead of being a poser and harming people for centuries to come.
MistressArte 1 year ago 13
@MistressArte and ?
AwsomWarrior 1 year ago
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@AwsomWarrior
You should just embrace the fact the Jesus is gay I don't know why you are so against it when its the truth.
MistressArte 1 year ago
@MistressArte you should embrace the fact that your the anti christ and if you was in physcial form i would slap you silly stop prohjecting your disguting homosexuality on to god god is not a man you are a vial creature, and i think you already know that
AwsomWarrior 1 year ago
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@AwsomWarrior
Umm again I'm bisexual not gay there is a difference. XD seriously Google it if you don't believe me. Also *pinches self on arm* yup I felt that *pokes my nose* yep felt that too. How could I feel stuff make videos with me in them if I wasn't in a physical form? Also how could I respond to you if I wasn't in physically form. Too and there is nothing wrong with being gay, the fact that your god is gay and you don't like it seems more like your issue then mine. I'm an Atheist. =P
MistressArte 1 year ago
@MistressArte LOL you eat pussy. welcome to the club
Modderrific 1 year ago
@Modderrific Thank you ^__^ Do we get a special item or secret clubhouse?
MistressArte 1 year ago
@MistressArte Why are you so sensitive, and also not because you don't believe he is your God, you will be proven wrong, and what makes your think your free you still abide by human laws and laws of nature, and who do you think gave you the freedom God did he is the Alpha and Omega the Beginning and the End, and he is everyones God where you acknowledge it or are foolish and decide to be ignorant and believe other wise.
Jonnytaco28 1 year ago
@Jonnytaco28 How is being happy I've just been accepted into a new club too sensitive? o.O Also the "person" that gave directly my freedom would be my egg donor and sperm donor. (I'm not calling them my parents because they aren't.) The next person would be my biological grandparents then great and well you get the idea all back to the single celled life 3.6 billion years ago. So I owe my "freedom" to the earth that I am a part of. You can keep your imaginary friend, I have logic and science.
MistressArte 1 year ago
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And survey says?
Jesus was gay.
makaisenki 2 years ago
"not literally came out"
I recommend "Cash Cab" for quiz shows...I don't know if it's that good but the presenter amuses me. He shaves his head, too, so he's your people.
gortie 2 years ago
Your yellow wall looked green in this one. And you sounded quieter than normal xD
I can't think of any good Jesus game show jokes. Family Feud maybe comes to mind... but I'm too tired to go anywhere with it.
jeishiikanzaki 2 years ago
"Show me healing the lepers!"
devringalbrath 2 years ago
@devringalbrath - YES! LoL!
jeishiikanzaki 2 years ago
It's Wheel Of Fortune! Spin the wheel for the chance to win either brutal execution for the salvation of humanity, or a five day, four night stay in Boca Raton!!!
maharbanlocnil 2 years ago
Can someone explain to me the reason for the "Parody Purposes Only" disclaimer at the end of his videos?
dirtydeedz161 2 years ago
@dirtydeedz161
It's a parody of the BS you get in disclaimers.
wilsnod 2 years ago
Sem os meandros religiosos.Há varias indicações na estória de que este personagem fosse homossexual passivo: Nunca se casou e nem teve filhos. vivia cercado de homens.Tinha um apóstolo favorito que era João.Era muito inteligente e talentoso em diversas áreas,para a época um gênio.E ainda fazia mágica, falava muito bem e tinha estilo próprio. E a prova final, ele tratava muito bem as mulheres e as crianças. São provas de que Elton John tem razão.
azedcikol 2 years ago
Funny and all, but why is this categorized under "Science & Technology"?
Koobasta 2 years ago
1 vs 100 Jesus being the one
supersonic20x6 2 years ago
You know your relevance in the mainstream is completely gone when you have to resort to controversial statements to the media in order to gain attention again. Elton John basically just pulled an Anne Coulter (another bitch that only comes up in discussion when she says something "controversial"), just on the other side of the spectrum.
Relyt22 2 years ago
Anyone giving credence to ANY issuance coming from Elton "John", is, by nature, a moron. He was in the stream of time when America was seeking the novelty of the "British invasion", when we were accepting the rise of fags like George Michaels, Elton John, Keith Richards and of course, Despicable Jaegger, the sick Mick.
WTF is "the Crocodile Rock"? The flamin' bastard purely aped the American sound, nothin' new in Elton's redux. He'll have his own accounting with Jesus, just wait and see!
mrepugnant 2 years ago
issurance? dont call other people morons...
DestinyHeroPlasmaX 2 years ago
Actually, the word that I used was "issuance", NOT issurance. So much for your level of intelligence, you MORON!
Now, STFU, Chump!
mrepugnant 2 years ago
oh, im sorry i misread that. Still, what right do you have call other people morons? And what does his music have to do with the whole him calling jesus gay issue
DestinyHeroPlasmaX 2 years ago
@DestinyHeroPlasmaX-
Elton John (IMHO) has risen to his lofty perch by the grace of an audience who searched for viable talent, in a generation that was weary of the drums of war and longed for a change.
Like many of the British invasion, he took our (Yankee) music and put a Limey spin on it.
I have no respect for those who seek sensationalism, at the cost of morality, subscribing to decadence as a primary attribute.
Shame on Britannia that a bloke who has sucked many a dick, has been Knighted!
mrepugnant 2 years ago
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Actually, the word that I used was "issuance", NOT issurance. So much for your level of intelligence, you MORON!
Now, STFU, Chump!
mrepugnant 2 years ago
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jeddah91 2 years ago
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jeddah91 2 years ago
Yes, Catholics hate that "fact based" scientific stuff, even though they were responsible for the emergence of science. People like Pope Sylvester II, Pope John XXI, Georges Lemaitre. Elton John probably just wants attention so he comes up with the most ludicrous statement he can.
ChristianMission 2 years ago
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OrdenTeam 2 years ago
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@ChristianMission
Haha, are you catholic? I mean, think about it. Most confessions which interpret the bible litterally are by far NOT catholic but protestant, free-christian sects. I'm athiest, but you can't blame the catholics for being anti-scientific when there are all those lutheran groups out there neglecting evolution (Which is an acknowledged fact in the catholic church ;) )
kenetkorva 2 years ago
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Yes lord, thats my final answer....
(who wants to be a millionair)
njoinvisablegirl 2 years ago
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Don't want to call a lifeline then?
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
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Is your yellow wall sick? It looks greenish today. D:
OMGWTFBBQCHEESEFRIES 2 years ago
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It looks like that when I video on a Flip camera, which is just quicker, sometimes.....
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
i really like you.. your funny and reminds me of growing up eating soldiers and eggs.
nsgmusic 2 years ago
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what, Jesus is gay ?
wagnew 2 years ago
I want to pet your soul patch.
MonsieurSunshine 2 years ago
I'm really diggin the horns.
Really funny video by the way
kevin9997 2 years ago
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Overpriced AC/DC tour merchandise.....
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
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The End Times shall hitherforth be known as "Final Jeopardy."
MattRosenDP 2 years ago
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Nice.
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
I'm subscribed, rated this 5 stars, here's my comment.
drazmod 2 years ago
William Donahoe is a piece of crap. Remember how he actually blamed child molestation by catholic priests on the kids.
ratholin 2 years ago 2
And going back as far as MATCH GAME...
Stars, Jesus was very upset after the Romans decided to hang him by driving nails through his __blank__.
RCHairbrush 2 years ago
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collection of wooden donkey toys?
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
Judas, you ARE the weakest link! Goodbye.
RCHairbrush 2 years ago
lol
asilaydyingdrummr 2 years ago
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Win!
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
Thanks, but I actually prefer the "final jeopardy" comment.
RCHairbrush 2 years ago
The sodomite John Lennon will surely pass away the glutton!
The Truth of Jesus Christ will march on!
The perverse in mind shall be despised for all time..... If only Elton new what awaits him when he dies.....
EF2000CanFly 2 years ago
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Ummmm..... you lost me at glutton.
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
@MarkDayComedy He is fat!
EF2000CanFly 2 years ago
you misspelled "knew"
kevin9997 2 years ago
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@EF2000CanFly He has created his own heaven, but his will last only as long as his money and his fat ass will last. Such a price to pay for eternal damnation. He really will be flaming then.
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StraytRayzorSymphony 1 year ago
Coincidently, the flying spaghetti monster is also gay... little known fact.
Sammerkona 2 years ago
@Sammerkona I thought he was bi. I mean he touches all with his noodly appendages.
ratholin 2 years ago
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His googly eyes are a little swishy.
MarkDayComedy 2 years ago
you actually do look like that guy from "Deal or no Deal"
sorry, and the accent isnt the same
HeetWav13 2 years ago
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flying spaghetti monsters... lol
crazyone1989 2 years ago