Artie Lange vs High Pitch Mike

[MPMaster]

I had this blasting while cooking. Those fucking ACK ACKS at the end scared the shit out of me.

[Eazz34]

F#cks you with his AIDS ridden cock

[haestrom]

high-pitched mike sounds like a muppet that likes it up the fucking ass!

[Joshb81959]

Wow.. I've never listened to Howard Stern's show on the radio, but I've been watching quite a few of the Richard and Sal pranks. They're always grilling Richard because they think he's a racist.. but Artie here is way more hateful than any of Richards jokes. lol

[00zzzyy]

lol howard missed it

[stcywll]

The thing I hated about Artie was when he bragged about money. Without Howard he wouldn't have shit.

[erictheliar]

Just caught Artie needle Howard for missing yet another fight. Classic line "What happened Robin, I was doodling"

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

gay artie

[calmore24]

poor Artie, I wonder if he will ever have the balls to come out of the closet

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@calmore24 he did, to george takei

member!

[WayTooBased]

I guess I'm in the minority that actually liked beer league lol

[fattony123082]

hahaha i hope you get aids soon.. hahahaha!

[kullprit]

I fucking love Artie

[steventhevirgin39]

I AM A VIRGIN

[footytang]

"i will bash your gay ass", aaaaalllllright? and thanks for the ear rape ya fuckin champion

[Aguzman0077]

Mike was way out of his league

[JoeCool101]

Artie is out of control...lol That's what made the show so funny back before howard went to Sirus...

[Aguzman0077]

@JoeCool101 this was on Sirius

[obaidCarkey]

artie is the fucking homo!

[cmichael67]

howard is a pussy

[Natural11001001]

I miss the old, interesting show.

[Aguzman0077]

and it turned out he was totally right, the whole time! I miss Artie

[Dilly5]

Artie was going through withdrawls big time during this fight

[CAinfowarrior]

That was Eric the Midget at the end... 3:07

[jdaking1]

I miss that racist Artie Lange. LMAO he made the show Great.

[June28July]

2:12

"Fucks you in his ass!"

LOL! In his own ass?

[123gwf]

Artie kept the show interesting.

[cigar420]

fuck you, you fucking skinny bitch!!

[jaymanzor]

Lmao everyone that artie ever argued with got the last laugh. That fat fuck can NEVER go on the show again. If he does and he tries to argue with someone he'll get his fat ass ripped apart.

[manifestgtr]

ooo man...hpm really loaded up some serious nuclear artillery with that "garys check" thing...he just tries to take it to levels that it shouldn't go to...that's a major public embarrassment and artie clearly had no choice but to lie about it and say it didn't happen...fuck man....

[TheLydianRocks]

@PONYBOY430 mike scott mike scott mike scott...you are all losers...

[J0hnyUtah]

Artie is a bitch. He can't handle anyone who fights back.

[kircholagh]

@J0hnyUtah fuk u bitch artie is the funniest guy faggot

[thenotoriousJSZ]

Mike Morales attempting to go toe-to-toe with Artie = BIG mistake

[graffProdigy]

a FLAMING HOMO??? LOL first time ive ever heard that! and probly the last. hope i remember next time on of my friends says something stupid to me! lol

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

aids ridden cock and no rubber for fag pitch mike

[bigtaxdizzle]

"i hope he gets aids"!!! I love when Artie attacks people!

[xn117]

LOL

[Dickbaum]

"Fuck Robin you fucking skinny bitch" lol

[MetallicaFan035]

Lol im a gay basher so ill bash your gay head. Go get AIDS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[ShadyNJ]

It sounds like artie is having it out with mickey mouse

[druha10304]

The funny part was he was gay hahaha.

[tbe987]

"What just happened?!"... hahahaha lol.

[jumbod]

Turns out Artie was right

[joemilford]

Artie Lange did not single handed ruin the howard stern show!

He was soooooo funny.

he was not fat.

and he did not take ambien b4 getting that DWI

AND he didnt shoot heroin.

I THINK HE SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER "STAB" AT COMING BACK ON THE SHOW

[bcn1211]

@joemilford That was an Ugly Comment! He was a asset to the show!

[makaveli3900]

fuck high pitch mike i really hate this guy

[CZRXCZR]

LMFAO!!! "Fuck you, you fucken skinny bitch!!" .... Take that Robin!!

[CZRXCZR]

Artie Lange Vs. Mickey Mouse

[tenorismo]

Artie has many many problems.

[woodsy054]

dam I miss artie on the show......

[ny007ny]

This clip is edited and some of what Mike said is cut out about Arty looking at Garys check and other things.

[bloodangel0412]

by the time howard says what happen i missed it i had to lay down from laughing so hard

[bellmontregalia]

go catch aids

[rusty1491]

Arnie's angry nonsensical rant is an example of drug withdrawal.

[dwhitesmith]

I love them both. Get better Artie, find love Mike.

[t4b5klh]

howard; 'why are u calling him a fag?'

artie; "cause hes a cocksuckin faggot"

[themandude20]

no kidding hes gay, listen to his voice

[TheHoliday555]

isn't it funny that artie was right the whole time LOL Artie Rulz!!!

[psycroptic66]

hahaha im a gay basher and ill bash your gay head hahahahhaha fuckin artie!

[mishzone]

I miss Artie!!!!

[emosucks89]

Go catch Aids! XD

[Nightowl333]

(2:59) "Robin fuck you you fuckin skinny bitch!!" haha funniest shit ever he takes it out on robin too!

[18CaStRaDoMiS89]

Howard: Why are you saying he's gay?

Artie: Cuz he's a cock sukin homo.

Hahahaha

[stajan14]

artie can go fuck himself and drive another dozen cheeseburgers into that big fuckin gut on him. fuckin drug addict suicidal fuck

[BirthofCharlie]

@stajan14 Artie rules you jealous motherfucker.

[psycroptic66]

@stajan14 fuck off gay boy

[GrapeSwish87]

I like Artie and he is my favorite of the staff of the show, but I have to admit I was surprised at how well High Pitched Mike hung in there with Artie.

[raydn23]

artie was right this whole time

[preemptivestrike20]

@raydn23 So was mike. 

[ODDWORLD2525]

'cause u have sex with guys' THE BESSST

[Owyourhurtingme]

Artie Lange is an unfunny hack! The only reason Stern picked him to be his sidekick is because Stern didnt want someone funnier than he is - like Doug Stanhope!!

[Martinez1887]

artie lange is fucking funny, fuck u faggot

[Owyourhurtingme]

Hate to burst your bubble but if you think hes funny then your a no brain corn ball to!! -Artie Lange knows hes a fraud which is why his depression drove him to suicide-you should stab your self too...in the eyes and ball sac!!!

[Martinez1887]

are you high pitched fag? artie is fucking funny and you are a sad litte faggot

[Owyourhurtingme]

Whats with all the faggot talk! Your prob a closet HOMO yourself!!

[Martinez1887]

@Owyourhurtingme

u are a crying fag...

[Georod1982]

Artie just looses it! LoL...Homophobic?

[Vince70]

He's doing shtick, relax. Very crude shtick to be sure, granted. Mike gives as good as he gets, too. Is "FireAlarm" a gay reference perchance?

[FireAlarm]

Jesus fucking Christ Artie needs help. Where is all of that geniuene hate is coming from? And the hate on gays, Jesus Christ he needs more then just physical help.

[danielkirk1]

"no your a fag because you sleep with guys!"

[donwilson]

It's great how insanely wrong Howard is to think he's not gay

[shmayy]

why u say hes gay?

CUZ HES A COCK-SUCKIN HOMO

[Absolut187]

fuck you fuckin' skinny bitch....not much of an insult lol, i love artie

[JHN1513]

is that the greased up deaf guy from family guy?

[TheMatthew2424]

someone finally called artie out about how all he talks about is how much everyone makes and how much more he makes..thats what set artie off....then came the sister thing...

[imblahhblahh]

artie says that mike had cock on his hand arm and back.....artie had cum on his chest lmfao

[PRam898]

artie is fucking awesome

[kindread114]

arties sister is so hot!!! fuck you artie!!! hi fred...

[otrice53]

Crazy Alice??? is that you???

[Dash171]

who dis?

[Rubberchix]

The editing with the pictures is very good on this video.

[tomlambsays]

ahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah­hahahahahhahahahah artie's so fuckin funny

[lowmazda626]

Sometimes when you buy green apples at the store you have to let them chill out for a week or two so their sweetness can mature.

[ks6n]

OH NO!! not explicit language!!!

[JonnyRello]

2:26 Artie turns into High Pitch Artie!

[brian1269]

Ha ha, listen to Howard: "He's not gay." Good call, Stern. lol

[coolerow]

High Ptich Mike 1 - Artie Lange 0

[logblacklabel18]

Artie wins cause Mike is actually gay

[familyguybro78]

You are a queer......Artie owned that little coolerow, I mean faggot.

[Rahab111222]

Turns out Artie was right, Mike is a fag.

[MEpianist]

homophobes = gay, Artie is gay (very clear to smart people)

[Rahab111222]

Not all homophobes are gay you retard. Some people are homophobic because they're brought up that way especially in macho cultures or neighborhoods IE: Italian, black, white trash or lower income hispanic neighborhoods.

[Martinez1887]

bullshit

1. homophobes are scared of fags, artie clearly isnt

2. most men dislike fags, its normal

3. i cant stand animalfuckers as well, what does it mean? XD

[MEpianist]

I donno - I'd recommend you watch Artie's appearance on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It's not just fear, its hatred, extreme (humorless) discomfort with being around them that Artie shows. I think Artie has unresolved issues on this, and the simple fact remains that the worst homophobes in my high school turned out proud and gay. So, not bullshit, maybe just unfair.

[June28July]

Why are they arguing?

[CheapRobot]

judging by the latest pic in the press robin is no skinny bitch.

[agentoranges]

lol, howard's always doodling when something goes down

[DavidViny]

2:45 "Go catch AIDS" hahahahahaha

[psu68born]

love the sister comment just after the 1 minute mark great line mike

[t0ran]

Daaaamn.

[imblahhblahh]

the thing is artie acts tough but....i dont think he can beat his way outa a wet paper bag..im a artie fan though im just saying his bark is alot bigger than his bite

[mrclean67]

Howard: why are you saying he's gay, because he has a high voice?

Artie: because he's a cocksucking homo!

ha, ha, way to go Artie, I guess you were right after all!

[Wahoofuck]

sounds like mickey mouse trying to be tough, lol

[fizzledizzle311]

Don't extend your faggot drunk arm to me

[Letsgodevils44]

ill punch your gay head cuz im a gay basher!

[douchebagchigger]

2:26 The luxory of telling your boss "Fuck You."I wish I could tell mine that,even in a playful manner.

[ronson232]

Artie sure called this one right...

I don't know why none of the other crew also saw what was soooo obvious about Mike.

[trentigalaxy]

artie WISHED he could have sex with guys, but no guy wants him

[littlsuprstr]

Both of them were right, Artie is an asshole and Mike is gay.

[dontleademsomuch]

gay or not his voice is fucking weird and he has personality issues

[s0undtribe]

hes out of the closet now lololol

[assbumface2]

because im a gay basher and im gonna bash your gay head.arties nuts man

[Irish1998]

"I don't want cock on my back."

But he'll take a load on his chest.

[TubeYouUser123ABC]

I hate high pitch mike it is about high pitch Eric.

[SPEAKANDSPELL81]

This guy's voice is unreal.

Like he's going to beat Artie in put downs, what a dummy, Artie just crushed to high talking dude.

[bernyg79]

artie is fucken ruthless hahaah hes cruel as fuck

[HeadlessEye]

Artie is a failure of a human being.

[ThatUJohnWayne]

I fucking hate high pitch mike, I mean why the fuck does Howard have to hire all these faggot high pitch voiced homo's, it aint funny just annoying.

[Semach4444]

Artie is the best thing about the show.

[Hounsfield]

lol at when artie says it won't be a cd it'll be my fist. haha. artie is a pussy. he has never thrown a punch in his life. he is a girl and likes to throw shit at people like a bitch.  throwing water at teddy and cds at sal. the guys a pussy. i'd love to beat his fucking ass.

[Hounsfield]

what about the scumbag move of artie looking at garys check?  that's low. fuck artie

[Crisis757]

lol artie was right

[Pooternackle]

i like how artie is cursing high pitch mike with aids

[nellster66]

'fuck you you fuckin skinny bitch'

LOL

[looshkin66]

wow.....hahahahahaha artie wishes aids on a lot of people lol

[hailwillis]

I thought High pitch mike and High pitch Eric was the same mf

[dubzy81]

high pitch mike is gayer than cum on a moustache!

[paulanka2000]

lol the picture at 1:16 is hilarious

[snapsoidpablo1]

artie's a fat asshole. (let's see how many downvotes this comment gets!)

[elcondepatula]

i gave you a thumbs up just for the hell of it

[Hounsfield]

i agree

[monapayne77]

I think maybe Mike rejected Artie and that's why he was so pissed......j/k

"Fuck you Robin, you fuckin' skinny bitch!"

[Hounsfield]

Artie sucks.

[uopalelele]

thank you for the screamer at the end

[caviglia17]

some funny ass shit

[hailwillis]

Awesome Artie he called that fag on his bullshit now today that fag finally came out the closet

[925ALPHABEAST]

hahaha fukin queer

[ny007ny]

This clip is all cut up with high pitch mikes original statement dissing arty removed. As well as other parts were cut out also.

[bobbyandbrooke]

"cuz hes a cock suckin homo" lol i love artie

[kidrock119]

lol at "go catch AIDS!"

[WibbleWobbles]

Mike called Artie on his bragging about money and pissed him off. Happens all the time.

[ks6n]

Artie called it right. turns out he is a fag.

[BoSoxnation1972]

I heard Artie was working on his third baboon liver at this point.

[ifeelallright]

"why are you calling him gay, cuz he has a high voice?"

"cuz hes a cocksuckin homo"

i had tears of laughter coming down my face

[EdudLufetips]

'robin fuck you, you fucking skinny bitch"

artie was the best find howard ever made

[assclown2k6]

projection at its finest.

[chittychittybangbang]

Dirty Work was brilliant and high pitch mike is a fag. fyi there a bridge in Vancouver B.C is named in his honour. Aids ridden cock lol

[auxiliarypatch]

I hope Artie dies soon, fucking fat nasty tub of jello

[dunskie]

I thought beer league was fucking great.

Seriously,I loved it.

There are a LOT worse movies out there that are made for a lot more money.

[ConalCochran]

(1. 'Beer League' was the greatest film American cinema has churned out in the last 10 years.

(2. "High Pitched" Mike sounds like Harvey Pekar.

(3.  Artie sounds rough here.

[csal1d]

it wasnt the best but it is in the top 10

[rzrb617]

high pitch mikes voice is so annoying. theres no way that eric or mike's voices are their real voices.

[MikeMFMiller]

i would feel the same way, but one of my friend's dad had the same kind of voice and he had to have it surgically repaired. those voices do sound crazy though

[MrPezzzz]

You wanna end the faggot shit? Get your sister in here and i'll fuck her on this couch asshole!

[tt0the]

MikeS voice is great

I love how hard he trieS to sound tough

[edgecrushers]

Howard - "why are you saying he's gay? 'cause of his high voice?"

Artie - "no, because he's a cock sucking, homo"

priceless :p

[pikeymutt]

Classic Artie.

[07NT]

Artie is the man , i wish he would go off like this on eric the midget !!!

[stcywll]

Artie is way funnier than Jackie

[Craigmin]

Bullshit.

[maur64]

he is gay ya know

[Redcheekedfool]

LOL!

[Jennifer87Greco]

lol. and it comes out that Artie was right all along.

[druha10304]

artie has gaydar supreme