Welcome to my ridiculous ego- part 4

[jamesmorgandavies]

Fun With Etymological Drivel:

Cunt relates to a river, vagina to a container for a lethal weapon.

Hah!

[jamesmorgandavies]

Also adore the robo-fart at the end ... a perfect climaximum for a radical-epic self-indulge-gasm. Not entirely unlike commenting on one's own trivial comment with an unrelated & even MORE trivial remark.

Mars Needs iPods!

[7Dew777]

LOVE YA MAN! Every day is a great day to break your own rules! Rock on!

[seanbedlam]

Thank YOU!(for putting in me in a better mood-eroonie.) :)

[seanbedlam]

The other day, in a groovy cafe, I saw an A4 sheet that filled me with stupid: Avatar Previews. Yes, you can sneek a peek at your future God-self for a small a fee, and a major blow to your credibility. Tragically, I didn't write down the details.

[toothpik00]

Haha, you are such a CUNT, Sean! And I fucking love it!!

[seanbedlam]

High praise indeed! ;)

[seanbedlam]

That's only the bitchiest thing anyone has ever said to me *today*.

Try harder.

[infamylol]

hmm oh woow..i watched the entire thing and hmmm...it gave me an erection. so yea i bow to u oh grand master

[DoctorMetropolis]

seanbedlam videos circle above the internet like an attack hawk, and with a slight flicker of his hand they descend at a great speed with talons extended, and with a beautiful tearing sound, rip the bulbous eyes of the undead corporate viewer who is left screaming and bleeding and wondering if they should have started that munitions factory! SCRATCHY POO!

[ChadHurIey]

If I was in a wheelchair and I'd paid for a prostitute to service me and you turned up, I'd want my money back.

[darliegoddess]

God I love you Bedlam. This was impossible to stop watching from beginning to end. This was a Rembrant. Get down to the fertility clinic and donate because we need a lot more of you.

[williammorley]

sean I am under the influence of modafanil and cannabis and xanax --- have you ever tried modafanil? could you do a video on the drug and it's brightly yellowed/white website - what if everybody woke up - wouldn't that be good and if so then why is it a schedule 4 drug right below heroin, cocaine and ....cannabis

[williammorley]

we want to know sean whether you are awake or not, if you aren't taking modafanil (provigil in u.s.) you can't be really sure because you haven't been "validated" as a wake by the government and it's levels of scheduled drugs of "abuse" -

[Witek84]

"this guys' a fucking retard" Brilliant. I bet Sean knows where to put an apostrophe though.

[monoextre]

IF haters are trying to piss you off it seems to be working out pretty well for them

[smellywellybelly]

YAY! I watched to the end, that makes me awesome! Also, yes, the word cunt IS and cool word!!!

[LJDasalla]

Yes I watched the whole thing. And you're welcome lol. You're very entertaining when you're being self-indulgent.

[firefare]

Wow, you're welcome. Really.

[jx14aby]

like a prostitute helping a man in a wheelchair. what an image.

[wandasnotokay]

i clicked this video and i got some japanese shopping channel, i have no idea what happened

[dickyco2]

I love the smell of burning plastic in the morning, it smells of success.

[jx14aby]

good one.

[Zomgog89]

CUNT oooh i get hard off that word mmm power word CUNT!!

[barryperrins]

Good form old chap.

[sonata1992]

Please, please Sean, I'm begging you, BE SELF-INDULGENT.

I love it.

[MomoDelicious]

LMAO.

[MomoDelicious]

Nice video discription btw.:)

[AsertyDances]

Anytime, Bedlam.

Your support of me has been... an unfortunate uneventful short miscommunication, but whatever, I eventually get through your videos when I'm in the mood to hear your voice. What you have to say is generally golden. And, perhaps people aren't making rules "for youtube"-- rules from their own lives are carrying over into this forum.

[pwrflwr]

you are better than acid.

[ManSeekingMonkey]

LISTENING to Sean Bedlam on acid would be crazy

[seanbedlam]

Especially if you're Sean Bedlam!

[ManSeekingMonkey]

hahahahaha....now thats some trippy shit!

[seanbedlam]

Timothy Leary said PC's would be the LSD of the 21st century, (correct me if I'm wrong). I reckon he was exactly right.

[ManSeekingMonkey]

PC's... excuse me for being an idiot on the subject but what the hell are PC's?

[seanbedlam]

In case you're not joking: Personal Computers. :)

[ManSeekingMonkey]

Holy shit im an idiot! I kept thinking of it in its context so thinking it was computers was the last thing on my mind. But i guess that Leary guy was speaking broadly because some people only use computers for games and porn and it really doesnt lead to mind altering epiphanies(except thinking holy shit i didnt even know that was a sexual posision,hahah) but i see how it could be interpreted that way.

[seanbedlam]

For me, PC's are LSD- big time. Good quality tripping can change a person's personality for the better, and that's one vibe I get from years of surfing the net and whatnot.

[ManSeekingMonkey]

Very true. If you search long and hard enough you can find some really great stuff out there. Im just gtting used the the internet(im from internet handicapped south africa) so im still trying get used to all the crap and the endless amounts of junk mail,haha

[seanbedlam]

The crap is indeed endless, but RSS feeds help.

[ManSeekingMonkey]

RSS feeds?

[pwrflwr]

I am glad to see that I sparked such an interesting cross global conversation.

[cravencig]

bow down to the power and the meaning of the pussy! If all who understood it there would be no cunts.

[DrBones666]

Maybe your mom was only up to raising HUMAN children. Just a thought.

[MustafaPresents]

I've watched all the videos since November...which may explain my current inability to leave the house.

[aproxxy]

*broad sweeping endorsement*

[stevexcraig]

Part 4? This is so un-Sean. What are you, an American? Brit?

[seanbedlam]

Happy Meals are just around the corner. (It was either this or one nine-minute video.)

[planetfrog]

bang on bedlam

[linuxluver]

Yeah...I watched all four of them start to finish. Love your work. Keep it up. Guys like me will be there with you, in our own way, among the ranks of those want a more sane and peaceful world where bullshit is at least funny and not deadly.

[lolatdeadcats]

support will always be there for you my son.

[WaywardSun]

I did, and thanks for the extended brain-dumpage. as usual, you embiggen me.

[FelixCulpa81]

"lower your sperm count" - lol.

[zzz33333]

yeah, Momodelicious's video looks like a lot of Wikipedia and about 5 minutes. guess i'm just bitter because i thought maybe the videos entered int his contest might have been made with some sort of "effort" or maybe "artisitic value," some sort of "eloquence" .... a little more than just the ol' wikipedia.

[seanbedlam]

Oooh! I don't know about that, but she did make a point. I liked your videos too, so don't get all.... ;)

[pennilesscripple]

seanbedlam = truth

[BGenerous]

Wow!  Hey, thanks for being angry for me. It really is a time saver.

[pennilesscripple]

"it's always a good day to break all of your own words"

[mysterywalker]

Mr. E did a video that was something like 20+ hours long... "The Longest Vlog Ever." I think you have a ways to go to make the longest video :P

[AtheistCitizen]

thank the fsm he doesnt do 20hrs! nuggets, that's his rough cut genius

[Metatronicus]

You are like a youtube machinegun, spitting out vid's by the sec. I hope for you, that you will maintaine yourself, and do not burn out. Peace out Bro.

[seanbedlam]

I'm very aware of burnout issues. Consider that I've made a few hundred of these things over the last year or so. I've learned when to rest. And when to BOMBAST!!!

[yaffle]

youtube need to shoot this video up the arse of everyone on here.

[dimanddiger]

lol go sean your the man!

[Yumpters]

You can be as self-indulgent as you wish...

re: cunt - me and a chum, also female, use it as a term of endearment, (because, after all, why should calling someone a vagina be so offensive?)

It is, however, the only swear word with any power left which makes it so goddam good to say!

[mettabee]

where've you been, sunshine?

[BadAlbert]

What we need to do is get your essence into a can, we could set up the Sean Bedlam Bottling Plant and heal the world! I tried it with BadAlbert pies but there was an outbreak of salmonella, I think the government did it to shut me down because I'm such a threat to the establishment...

[AngryAussie]

Self-indulgent but true nevertheless.

[coloursepia]

where's the peyote medicine man? Maybe that should be a prize

[angryislander56]

NEVER apologize for using the magnificent word CUNT.

It is the only word left with any punch.

Women who have a problem with it have self hating issues

more complex than interesting.

[LilithFilth]

Go Sean!

[shadoweyes666]

sean own those holy hipercrites

[grrrexky]

don't get lost there :D

[Ramborol]

loveyou whaat can i say?

[tomtom1989]

sean i cant wait for this dvd of yours maybe you can sign a copy for me? may be you can fart or even better do a fat turd in the box that it comes in,cos id even roll in your excrement because your just that fucking awesome, not only that but cut is my favorite word in he English language....good to see you back and i did see all 4 all the way through

[TheModestAgnostic]

Glad to give it, the support that is:-) You are my Shaman Lord. Now all we need is to have you crucified and killed for my redemption. Would you mind awfully?

[seanbedlam]

I said shaman, not messiah- they're dicks.

[TheModestAgnostic]

Look pal, you don't just decide you <i>want</I> to be the Messiah. You just <i>are</I> the Messiah! Now are you going to do the decent thing or not?

You wouldn't let us down would you? ... Besides there is the whole coming back from the dead thing. What celestial hijinks!! We can't simply have you be a wise (and very funny person) <b>you must be deified</b>. You know it makes sense.

[ems808]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! ;p

[jx14aby]

look what happened to our last messiah - John Lennon.