James Davis - 5 Dollar Foot Long

[AshisogiiJizo]

Oh god, two meats beefin', that just killed me! This guy is comedic dynamite!

[EverydayDeonte]

This guy is hilarious.

Hey LaughFactory if it's not trouble, you guys should start posting these comedians twitter in the description ya' know // well if they have one.

[TheLaughFactory]

@EverydayDeonte I did just start doing that on our recent uploads. Here is James Davis' Twitter: @theejamesdavis

[mathenysabrina]

HAHA a foot is LIKE 12 inches

[Rainstarx]

@TheLaughFactory where are you guys at? I like your comedy.. I'm assuming LA, but do ya have a laugh factory in NYC or something. cuz i live in NJ, LA is so far away

[TheLaughFactory]

@Rainstarx We are in LA. There are 2 clubs here in Hollywood & Long Beach. Our new Chicago club is opening next week!

[adrastea]

@TheLaughFactory whos the host? ive seen on lots of your videos. where's his vids?! whos that guy?!!!

[TheLaughFactory]

@adrastea Michael Kvamme

[TheBlackbeltGorilla]

@Rainstarx you have gotham comedy club in manhattan.

[falcoxcore]

LOL that shit pisses me off like racism

[pojo205]

Lmao, shit is so true. They short you on meat and cheese but then load a fuck ton of lettuce onto your sub. I also love olives, when I get a foot long I get one olive for every 2 inches of bread and then they have to charge me $1.25 for eight more ounces of olives. The only time I'm ever at subway though is when I'm too high to make a sandwich and it's like 3:30 in the morning.

[fmoham01]

@pojo205 lol If you are too high to make a Sandwich how the f*ck do you get to Subway at 3:30 am? You got one right outside your house?

[Hinatagirl1423]

can you get into laugh factory if your under 18?

[TheLaughFactory]

@Hinatagirl1423 No, we are 18+.

[SnoweyMan111]

God damn. I live in Sweden. A foot long sandwich is like 60SEK here. That's 9 dollars.

Damn I wish I had cheap fastfood like you americans.

[amrfts]

@SnoweyMan111 'like you Americans' for some reason, any time someone says that i imagine them being French.

[SnoweyMan111]

@amrfts Lol? Why? Something about French people being cowards? xD

[bobmoore20]

@SnoweyMan111 do they have a swedish meatball sandwich?

[SnoweyMan111]

@bobmoore20 Yes, if I recall correctly. Meatball sandwitches aren't a rare occurance at any other place that serves sandwiches. Due to the price I don't go to subway alot. So I can't say for certain.

But if I can have roast beef I wouldn't pick meatballs above that ^^

[sweetskeetTV1]

I work at subway and this happends lmao......and yes we hate when you domt know what you want!!!!

[gymrat7847]

@sweetskeetTV1 than you can answer me this. why when i say all the veggis they ask "spinach". what do you people think all means?

[JustBeinNaniix33]

"what the fuck happened right here?"

[MrJomi77]

OH, YOU SERIOUS!?

[imasonfree]

Yeah, but c'mon now...It do be taking people forever to pick what bread they won't. I can understand the meat and cheese dilemma, but it's BREAD....Just pick one! I hate standing behind people in the Subway line who take forever to pick their bread.

[SantaSizeMeOfficial]

Subway dosent serve pastrami, obviously your not a jew.

[Hunderworld]

Tyler the comedian.

[vygotsky17]

So, how much does he get paid by Subway for this routine?

[ADyingFetus]

Come on back, Come on back..... What the FUCK happened right here?!

[oopopp]

When I short my girlfriend on her 'meat' she gets angry like its racism too.

[UnicornBlondeMoments]

A-ma-Ziinggg !

[utubesqueeze]

So good, I had to favorite it :)

[choseni24]

the girl at 1:40 biting her lip is beautiful

[oopopp]

April fools...Why does my sandwhiuch have a bald spot!??!!

HAHAHAHAHA I'm fuckin rollin at that point.

[5033481boy]

ikr 5 dolla footlong my ass i order a foot long and they say it cost 7 bucks and change. wtf and with a drink and chips its about about 11bucks and we gotta pay for extra cheese

[Charsept]

Very true haha.

[duckandcoverX]

PICK YO BREAD!

[jarrettof93]

come on back come on back...wtf happened here?!

[6Diego1Diego9]

Complete the equation.

[Aerosmithalltheway00]

I hate that shit like racism. Love this guy....

PICK YO BREAD.

[djacobr]

lol at 2:06 Chris Humphries with long hair...

[jeremy072021]

lmfao this guys great

[OleScrubby]

PICK YO' BREAD..........PICK YO' BREAD!

[TheSleazye666]

he is wearing the hundreds and dgk, both skateboarding companies.

[LaKliqueTV]

COMPLETE THE EQUATION!

[ygcashes20]

Very funny and original - DAMN BISCUITS ! !

[duckandcoverX]

I died during the "PICK YO BREAD" part

[bloodaid]

hahaha awesome

[Hornystick]

lol, i laughed so i hard i started cryin'

[joshym2006]

"come on back. come on back."

[yumyumluckycharms]

Pick yo bread!!...... Pick yo bread! XD

[jennylover456]

in my mind..a 5 dollar footlong is something entirely different xD

[YurrahAlHadi]

this was funny because they do this for real. like i sometimes order a tuna foot long. they put like 3 small spoon full with an ice cream scupper then try to sprend it out. once hahahahaa me and my sisters went, we were trina get a veggie burger on a foot long, the asian kind behind the counter was rolling his eye and getting up set, it was sooo funny.

[TheJovanist]

This clip is internet gold. "What the fuck happened right here..." lmao

[flargicaldemon]

spam 3 please

[aelcheapo]

What the fuck happened right here? Why does my sandwich have a bald spot?

[wordiesdriven29]

love his sweatshirt.

[bankyy]

@wordiesdriven29 nah yo, the hundreds is whack

[wordiesdriven29]

@bankyy ok............well thank you for your opinion lololololollolollol

[crzystve42]

anyone else get the "is da Turkey beefin' o sumtin?" joke

[extremepsychogamer]

IMMA HEAD OF THE MUTHAFUCKIN STATE NIGGA!

[kj444]

it is Checkers not chess, PICK YO BREAD

[fearlessreview]

HAHA I work at Subway soooo TRUE!!

[Searcheur]

2:07 hey it's jacob from twilight

[russiankgbagent9]

PICK YO BREAD!

[daddyfatsackish]

Thumbs up for that dude mackinnn at 1:42

[hannahbrandon1]

It is multiple choices! Not word problems.

[proud2becanadian1996]

are they beefin or something lol

[RBG02005]

POMONA ALUM!!!!

[duckandcoverX]

PICK YO BREAD. PICK YO BREAD!!!

[youngydave]

36 People Lol Took Too Long Too Pick There Bread

[HopeIwin94]

LOL this guy had me crying at Like 2:00

[sunmanmo]

thaaattt was funny

[drizzy645]

this guy is so epic. we need MORE of him

[infernoxavier]

Is it just me or does he just sound like Kel from Good Burger? Lol.

[infestedbigmac]

Lmao PICK YOUR BREAD !!!

[Viarco9]

"Are these two meats beefin'?"

Oh, I see what you did there...

[jayoeyou]

WACK!

[theomega616]

Oh, shit! I found one!

I found a funny vid by these guys ... only took about 60.

[sfield86]

why does he sound like katt williams so much?

[nyreana]

why does my sandwich have a bald spot!!

[BlownSpeakers13]

Hahaha, I so agree!!! five dollars my ass...

[nodevoutt]

lol i like subways food but the pple who work there obviously hate their jobs. the managers always push me to buy cookies and the girl squirts on a ton of mayo even though i say i want a little. wtf!

[xxxmikeyxxxx]

@nodevoutt lol ur unlucky then cuz the one i go to they make my sub really good

[eadzemovic]

Are they beefing or something?, COMPLE THE EQUATION!

[tJaphade]

thumbs 4 the hundreds

[raniketki]

Wanna get healthy< NO MEAT~! Saves the aggravation lol~~~~!!!!

[SaintJest]

21 people working at subway . 

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

BARACKA FLACKA FLAME ONE HOOD ASS NIGGA!!

[chrisbrownhsmjblover]

it is MULTIPLE CHOICE NOT NO DAMN WORD PROLLEM hahahaaa

[tonygnargnar]

Don't short me on my meat.

[CSILopez]

Complete the equation! lol

[Anfmethodjor]

This guy is funny with a touch of geek

[LittleJimm103198]

THIS DUDE IS OBAMA LOL

[moomoo802]

hahaha i laughed so hard!! I laughed harder than a dick gets lmao

[ShynynBoii]

like if you didn't know this guy is Baracka Flocka Flame

[1o11h]

@ShynynBoii whaaaaaaa awesome

[bella3718122]

@ShynynBoii What's a Baracka Flocka?

[gearsofwar44]

@bella3718122 It's a parody of both barack obama and rapper waka flocka flame. Look it up, it's pretty damn funny.

[ItsLikeAPurplishBlue]

@ShynynBoii I don't even know what that means...

[ILearnedtoplayWow22]

20 people must have know how to pick their bread and their turkey weren't beefing

[jorgelopez0911]

why does my sandwhich have a bald spot???

[kiamaz254]

that was truly funny!! it happens to me all the time!! ok movin on to other funnier stuff...

[bolomite]

love the girl's reaction at 2:05

[DonRMB]

"PICK YO BREAD!!! PICK YO BREAD!!!" Man this guy is hilarious.. Would like to see more of him for sure..

[TheMhn5]

AUGUST 30! this was made on my birthday! FUCK YEAH!

[Cycycycyk]

cool sweatshirt

[munkeehead]

i am an american living in australia and when i have to bust out 8 bucks for a 6" turkey sandwich at subway i just wanna cry.. im like um you know who invented subway, don't you? yeah! thats right! i did! now quit tryin to rip me off, foo!

[ARCGamingTV]

baracka flacka flame!!!!!!

[tadhootan]

Why does my sandwich have a baldspot!?

[sataniadeoz1]

Haha April Fools!!!



[keylappy]

LOL that was funny!

[queenbosley]

Don't short me on my meat!!

[Joel1Clarke]

"haHA april fools! ...oh you serious? Come on back, come on back... what the fuck happened right here?!"

[hmmBEEFY]

this guy is pretty damn funny

[gamervgd]

pastrami isnt 6.99 it costs me like 10 dollars lol

[ownedlikeatowel]

this was fucking hilarious

[nerrciss01]

Im from poland and in subway they do the same thing. CHOSE THE BREAD! damit :)

[22patrick35]

"that pisses me off more than racism"...and then they show the white people

[sliq1]

hahaha this guy reminds me of Cosby.. just the way he makes jokes out of a simple thing... good !!

[StephonST]

"are they beefin?"

[trillfire]

lmao!! i work at fuckin subway lol people piss me off being stoopid at the front of the line cus everybody wanna look at me like im stoopid, i really jus wanna take the sandwhich n throw at em. subway do got sum stoopid ass sandwhiches doe, n subway has retarded meat proportions for a damn 7 or 8 dollar sand-which.

[TheRealAdrianMo]

HAA APRIL FOOLS

[SK371]

Every-time I get a 6'' at subway, I always get the shorter bread half, about 5''-5.5''. What do they do with the longer halves? just throw them out?

[sebaschan23]

LOL, this guy had me cracking up!! My stomach ached with laughter! "PICK YO BREAD!"

[tnt303]

laugh factory looks like a chill place to be

[AntiEmpire1]

that girl that laughs behind that gay dude with the long hair is HOOOOTTTTTT....

[demaxi1]

@AntiEmpire1 lol why does he got be gay

[AntiEmpire1]

@demaxi1 haha i dont know it just came out of my mouth even though he seems quite cool lol. :D

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

this dude is FUNNY AS HELL... nice ...breath a fresh air.....James Davis you a funny dude.....

[RoufasthaSage]

Yeah man... They always wanna give you two skimpy ass slices of meat for a 7 dollar sandwich. I tell 'em.. C'mon, hook me up some on the meat. They say we can't. "Look around the store, there's nobody in here but me". Hook it up subway.

[bahamasartits]

i love the fact that he didnt use any racial jokes if all his skits r like that then they need more commedians like him

[Rorrexx44]

I work at subway...AND I'M THE HEAD OF THE MUH FUCKIN STATE NIGGUH!!!!!!!

[mesie2006]

I THE HEAD OF THE MOTHER FUCKING STATE NIGGGGGAAAAH!

[dwil2002]

PICK YO BREAD! PICK YO BREAD!

[dfens85]

this is so true

[njabulani]

What the FUCK happened right here!!!!

[MrNoAutographs]

COMPLETE THE EQUATION SUBWAY!

[gibbsquamain]

And they bullshitted with the meat.

[gibbsquamain]

He is telling the truth. I got a foot long, chips, a drink, and cookies and I payed $9.00. WTF!?

[bahamasartits]

@gibbsquamain lol it said foot long not foot long + combo lol

[gibbsquamain]

@bahamasartits lol that's true. they can at least put more meat in the subs.

[bahamasartits]

@gibbsquamain lol yea the employees act like they pay for the ingredients themselves lol

[NewVenari]

@bahamasartits I used to work at subway...the stingiest boss you will ever have is a subway manager. Customers would get mad at me for only putting a small line of ingredients in the sandwich, but really it's the boss telling us to be stingy with it.

[gibbsquamain]

@bahamasartits lol

[smackthatmule2]

5 dollar footlong...... Bullshit.... Except these.... And these..... And all this....

[d3javoodoo]

He ain't lying...

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

why does my sandwhich have a bald spot? HAHA

[aabatteryful]

lmao dis dude is funny af

[651TARIK612]

i did not find this funny at all

[aabatteryful]

@651TARIK612 u have no sense of humor, or maybe u work for subway. :|

[651TARIK612]

@aabatteryful haha no, but that would be funny if i were on here tryin to stick up for subway, but no i have an awesome sense of humor and i love stand up comedy but this guy came off as a little corny and awkward, thats all, im not a hater, i just put how i felt on here cuz i seldom see a laugh factory video that i didnt like

[T2PisGMC]

this the dude from the Baracka Flocka Flame video haha...i knew i recognized his ass

[LuckyStar334]

PICK YO' BREAD? THIS AINT NO WORD PROBLEM, ITS MULITPLE CHOICE! PICK YO' BREAD! lol that got me rolling...

[Melki]

funny everytime I watch it

[monstamike303]

very goooood

[funkyfreshkid1]

"I got a foot long which is like 12 inches" .. really? lol

[BoochurCouch]

wtf is up with everyone trying to be a comedian on their comments? This guy is prety funny where can i watch more of his stand-up?

[JigglyRose]

COMPLETE THE EQUATION LMAO

[Evilpawn2]

True

[jriggs2k1]

Why does my sandwich have a bald spot!!! Thats brilliant hahaha

[lil4bugsy]

In london, they take the piss - they don't give us enough meat + the asians that serve us are lazy =l

[ForestKid408]

not funny

[bigcheesy95]

this is the 2010 equivalent to an airline food joke. that was tough.

[RebornLegacy]

exactly, I thought all the sandwiches were $5 but there only 4 or 5 and they sucked

[bbphnix]

to be fucking green all over from that stuff!!!" but all say, out of politeness is just "please more green pepper"..... but seriously, these subway people most offtenly try to screw you over... what the fuck is up with that, do they like keep the rest for themselves, they're that poor they have to steal food and say that sold it to customers?!?!?! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH...­..

[bbphnix]

they try to short me out on my green peppers.... my favorite vegetable, green papers and except for those who know me (cause of going there regularly) other subway sites, or the regular sites, but new people........ you know they do? they put like two threads of green pepper... TWO THREADS!!! I'm thinkind "what the fuck is this, a homer simpson tribute?" then I go "please more green pepper" and they put like another thread... 3 threads... I'm thinking like "dude... I want the whole sandwich

[1sk8erchimp1]

COMPLETE THE EQUATION! xD

[blckgold]

"why is there a bald spot?" lol

[njabulani]

Pick Yo Bread!!!

[Heemoproductions]

Haha, this guy's brilliant.

[ero1152003]

"Baracka Flocka Flames One Hood ass niggah/ In a six four bending corners my niggah!"