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  • END IS THE BEST

  • Lol how come people don't immediately disregard such bullshit like this? The first thing out of my mouth would be a "fuck you" then a laugh as i walked away. People are such cowards.

  • 114 PPL GOT OFF WITH A WARNING

  • these guys are the absolute MASTERS of nonchalant. Love it man :)

  • tha's kinda retarded and not funny

  • its a safety factor

  • what an old fartroll

  • When will he arrest bad cops abusing power.

  • he looks exactly like my uncle jack!! talks the same too, and my uncle jack screws with people alot too! but my uncle jack does not have a youtube.

  • Try without sunglasses. You have to look them right in the eye XD

  • That poor chinese guys, they're so clueless, I bet the last one is having nightmares still thinking he's going to be arrested!

  • To this day, he keeps five feet apart from cars

  • "aren't you the security guard?" "Cha." LOL XD

  • you should have done the same thing but not say citizen's rest, they would have totally believed you were a cop

  • This is epic

  • dude this shits awesome.. I would be so mad if this guy approached me though. I would be like dude are you fucking kidding me ? But its a classic.. gotta love people keeping humor in their lives.

  • haha he plays it off so good

  • haha id prob tell you to fuck off

  • eww...2:45

  • This one was kinda boring..

    

  • Did you know if you kick the cart it breaks em down! xD

  • no arrest made..far to soft

  • ehhh kind boring i laughed once

  • at first i was like wow this guy needs to get a life, then it said it was a prank lmao

  • any one hit you in the face for being an asshole yet?

  • @whoawhereaminow Yes some one has lol watch his "i got punched" video

  • what a douche :)

  • this man needs some friends

  • you stop in the middle of the lane holding up traffic, im going to need your full name and info so i can give you a ticket. get a real hobby...

  • "Well, I usually resist arrest and flea the scene."

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  • Gay

  • This handicapped loser needs to get a life, and a REAL job.

  • @x2b0y you need to get a life...

  • @magicthunder666 Great comeback, I hope you didn't hurt yourself thinking that one up.

  • @x2b0y how original comment!

  • This guys an ass (aka not funny). There was a guy like this in my Wal-mart once.

  • Old troll is old.

  • good stuff

  • this is too much. not even funny. just waisting peoples time and scarying them..

    not everyone can be like Edbassmaster and Jackvalle.

  • @princejaa Actually Jack Vale writes part of uncle johns pranks. I think this is pretty funny.

  • isnt this illegal? saying wrong information,when these things don't even exsists?

  • Impersonateing an officer. He can go to jail for doing this! It is a felony to do this!!

  • This guy gonna make a news someday ( knocked out in the parking lot )

  • don't touch the dude's whistle D: lol

  • one day som1 gon blow dis cracka old azz head off LMFAO

  • 4:54 ROFL

  • Someone ought to citizens arrest him for driving with his handicapped parking sign on his rear-view mirror

  • 93 ppl got stopped by uncle john

  • stick up the ass

  • I would be telling the old man to kiss my ass!!!

  • what a dick. its not like you are helping anyone. wtf get a real job

  • @miked1997 shut the fuck up

  • get a f***ing life!

  • mind your own business you douche...have you nothing better to do than drive around all day and bitch at people?

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002  do you have anything better to do than eat sleep drive?

  • @MrEricrockinout shitloads why

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 mind your own buisness you douche...you have nothing to do then go on youtube all day and bitch at people?

  • @xDATCUDIKIDx i'm bitching at ths guy because he is being a jerk and thinking he owns everyone. he needs to be put in his place and realize he cant control the world.

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 hes only doing this for a video.

  • @xDATCUDIKIDx i see. unedrstandable then

  • lol that chinese security guard was thinking "oh God i don't want to go back to China... Please no"

  • this is soooo funny its the best video on yt

  • Meanwhile in retirement...

  • You Have To Be Very Bored! lol

  • LOL uncle john dont sound sure of what hes saying 1:00

  • 5 feet far

  • This guy is the definition of an idiot.

  • that guy john is a drunck

  • "I'm gunna probably have to pull you over for a citizen's arrest" LOL

  • Lmao chinese guy looked at em like u gonna arrest me?i should karate kik the shit out of you

  • Hell yeah a troll that's old. Hilarious.

  • @ZZLe4Ni this is awesome!

  • @ZZLe4Ni your mom looks like a troll. Hilarious.

  • Do this to a cop

  • This has got to be a joke.

  • this guy is funny... a real good bullshitter!

  • This guy needs to mind his own business. These people are doing nothing wrong. Even the security guard doesn't care!

  • @sputerhead its a prank

  • LOL - It's a game called "Points".

  • @MrBlm2012 r u kidding me ron paul isnt going to be president

  • @Bugbunny321 Ron Paul will do more for your country then any other redneck american, do your research

  • @Methylcloroisothiaz1 Bro ur dumb Ron Paul isn't close i think ur late on news lets just face it Obamas is going to win election again so y dont u do ur research cause u r late

  • @Bugbunny321 Fuck this political bullshit. Talk about the video.

  • @Bugbunny321 Dumb people can't spell. UDUMFOO

  • i love this guy

  • Kim Jong Il in the video? 2:20

  • @PrankCallerAiai hahahah yeah!

  • @PrankCallerAiai Don't worry, his dead now.

  • whopper!

    

  • "Did you just push that cart in there?" - "Yeah..." - "Did you know your supposed to push that cart all the way in?" ahahaha

  • 2:23

    Kim Jong-il ?

  • did anyone notice the "On YouTube" sticker on the back window? Epic Phail

  • Well I think it's time to sub to uncle john too.

  • 2:15 fa fi fa? XD

  • did you know manbearpig is real? yea

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  • @Seigu007 why

  • Respond to this video... Seigu007 can you tell me why

  • @Bob123Pop I apologize, i dont know what got into me

  • OMG this is so fuckin funny!!!!!

  • LMFAO @ doing a citizens arrest on a security guard hahahaha

  • Did u need permission to put up these vids??

  • is that a progressive car at 1:32 lol

  • @Gioking017 yes

  • Respond to this video...  Gioking017 yes,

  • Lmao the first one honking probably right behind him xD

  • my dad would get pissed hearing this in a bad mood

  • Lol Asians are such push overs

  • So he just sits here and does that. Fuck off. LMAO WHAT A SHIT DISTURBER

  • and you have a handicapped sign hahaha

  • uncle john can be the security guy

  • Uncle John does a better job of watching the people than that 'security' guard does. hahaha

  • americans dont support the fed there taking over this country fuck em

  • @TheGloryfighter1000 what country u in lol?

  • 5 feet far hahah

  • @harvindarvin I don't it either, I used to be a cart pusher where I work and 5 feet away means I'm in the middle of the parking lot. Which by the way is what my manager says not to do.

  • ??????????????????????

  • 3:23 why does UJ have a disabled parking permit?

  • Love U.J videos!! :))))))))

  • she's pretty nice, your pretty nice, Ima let you off with a warning :D

  • 2:20 on youtube

  • "There's signs all over that you can't bump into cars!" Hahaha

  • do actually americans work in america or do foreigners just do everything for them

  • Excuse me did you juss... did you juss... excuse me did you juss...

  • Lmao, Harassing people.

  • 1:24 Looks like George Lopez thumbs up if you agree

  • @Ariful4305 fail at trying to get top comment

  • wow lol bitch needs to check there sense of humor

  • You and uncle john are completly sold out man. You started off making pranks and jokes and it was funny but now you guys are stretching it too far just to make money. People dont really care about "your personal" life and you dont need 10 channels. Pooters arent funny anymore and NOW THIS? really?

  • @LoLBlTCH shut yo punk ass up, U HATER... if they make money doing this MORE POWER 2 THEM!!

  • @LoLBlTCH go play in traffic.

  • @LoLBlTCH Let me tell you something that may help you... stop watching these. If you dont like it, dont watch it. Have a good day. :)

  • @LoLBlTCH u mad u run out of food stamps LOO00LO0LLOLO0LOLO0

  • @LoLBlTCH You're a douchebag that only knows how to play League of Legends(Check his channel) and jealous about how people make money? that's sad little guy :-(

  • lol at the security guard :)

  • Honda Pilot ftw :D

  • Yes, citizens have the same exact arrest powers as do the police.

    Here's an idea, why don't you stop harassing citizens like the private and foreign owned police do to generate revenue for their banking masters and go after the real criminals, the police for dealing drugs, the CIA for shipping them in and The Illegal Banking Cartel in charge of the impostor US Government, the owners of the foreign and privately owned Federal Reserve?

    VERBALMILITIA

    marc27

  • @verbalmilitia cool story bro

  • @GamingPhone Thanks man, Google: Corpus Delicti

  • @verbalmilitia Uhhhhhhh because they have guns and power? Duh..... The people are scared.

  • @Noel127 Ha ha ha !, Yeah man I know. The cops need to wake up and realize that they are on our team and put these greedy inbred bankers down who are poisoning them and sterilizing them and giving them and their families cancer right along with us. They cannot be on the team of elite inbred scum no matter what they do.

    VERBALMILITIA

    marc27

  • @verbalmilitia it varies by state, but generally the only time a citizen may "arrest" someone is for a felony in their presence

  • LOL. This man is a snitch

  • I was looking for videos of police corruption....I went from being pissed about the cops in the previous videos, to laughing my ass off about this guy

  • 1:24 Why do y'all keep running into George Lopez??

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  • 4:33 - that's a bit racist.

  • @apshah95 How?

  • I love how there is a handicap sign thing on the rear view mirror

  • i love his vids but this is stupid as fuck. not even funny

  • @6291994mike i agread with u oh wait not really this video was pretty funny at the end was my favorite part lol.

  • Dude at 2:35 was lost like "huh??" he said "did you just kick that cart??" hes like "yea" fuck you thought?? lmaooo

  • i wish i was friends with jack vale and uncle john

  • i wish 2 it would be so much fun lol!

  • Aww poor people Lol Still funny tho :D

  • I can sleep at night now!!!

  • "I'm gonna get him right here. Did you know you have to push those carts all the way to the back? Signs all over the place"

    This guy is hilarious.

  • uncle john is so suttle lol he applys hes pranks with a laid back style

  • i like when he Talks to the guy who Kicked a cart lol!

  • @ColoradoSmoker420 Aww, that's a nice thing to say ;)

  • I could not keep a stright face doing this prank thats my weakest point trying to prank people .

  • @ColoradoSmoker420 Shut up Loser

  • @ColoradoSmoker420 He does pranks. He gets money for it. It's what he does.

  • @ColoradoSmoker420 You're a douche.

  • Wow, way to make that guy's job suck even more at 2:00 ... If he believed you, you really dicked things up for him.

  • UNCLE JOHN DONT GET BEAT-UP OR GOD FORBID KILLED JOKING WITH RANDOM PEOPLE ITS NOT WORTH IT.

  • @anygivenmoment85 Yes it is.

  • What an idiot.

  • Power trip freak get a life