Jimmy Carr VS Hecklers - ULTIMATE 10 minute Comedy Compliation! Must see - HecklerBlog

[mangokhan1]

Legend

[iamalund]

SHIT-THE-BED-WHAT-THE-FUCK! LMAAAOOO

[Illusifis]

This guy's a genius

[ettikwete]

jimmy carr would be funnier if he didnt swear so much; he's to posh for swearing.

[shariotoflove]

Jimmy Carr's girls friend looks like Barbara Streisand spliced with Sarah Jessica-Parker. I'd take that bloke's missus any day. but on another note, only Cool Carr knows how to properly deal with a heckler. lol

[ol0pl0x]

A rape usually isn't this funny

[sexaynocci]

I like jimmy carr, but closing the show with someone else's joke? Really?

[ragelord2008]

best line, "i'm just going to open this can of whoop-ass and put it here"

[brightsorcerer]

He is a master at that game. A really good compilation here. Thanks for your efforts uploading it!

[MrRetrogamingBard]

Wow that last story got my jaws dropped.

[Unintelligenda]

I love his reaction face when someone heckles, it's like "Oh? Time to own someone else now is it?"

[mattblower101996]

@Unintelligenda hahaha maybe "lemme just open this can of whoop-ass"

[Liliputian07]

@Adobetube555 MY MUM DIED OF CANCER

[killieguyno1]

@Liliputian07 but it was funnier than you!!!

[Liliputian07]

@AnythingDark See, that's like stage four of being a brony. I went through it, being an arse to bronies before I became one myself,

[SAINTspFilms]

4:22 Spat ALL over my computer screen...

[TheDOWfan]

Faggy twats hahahaa

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

@system0system0

Meh, Britain conquered a quarter of the globe, we've learnt to stop fighting and take a joke since then. Don't be angry at Americans if they don't have the same thought process, vi krivotvorina-Mađarski pička.

[Kaedaeon]

Is it just me or does that first heckler look like Ashton Kutcher?

[Nawledge703]

faggy twats



[Adobetube555]

@AnythingDark You would know that fact wouldn't you, faggot. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the godamn video.

[flavoredwallpaper]

"I don't come to your work and knock the sailors' cocks out of your mouth, do I?"

How original...

[bobdy9988]

The way Jimmy looks at the heckler at 02:16

You can tell he is thinking "I'm going to own this cunt."

[asfarfafar]

Jimmy is just the best.

[najtrows]

he is pretty fucking awesome!

[chrisis138]

wow, mom jokes, how clever on both their parts.

[GROGOLOG]

@chrisis138 when some1 makes a your mom joke its just sheer class if you do an even better one, its like beating them at their own game

[chrisis138]

@GROGOLOG yeah but it's unfunny cuz mom jokes are as old as your mom.

[SlumzyTV]

He used the same joke TWICE!!!!

[vincentferrer777]

@SlumzyTV otherwise it wouldn't be the SAME joke right??? ;)

[magicelliotth]

@SlumzyTV If you watch enough Jimmy Carr, you'll find that a lot of his jokes, particularly comebacks, are all based around the same thing

[crankatorium]

I thought it was jim carrey

[Elliem1233]

hes brilliant. 'you have been out chaved' 

[horlur]

watch?v=_mmlWsWBfTQ

Switch "docks" with "bus station" and "cock" with "dick" and you have the same joke. Did Jimmy Carr copy this guy's joke?

[digitised]

@horlur No its been around forever.

[littlebopepe]

so i guess he has that "knocks the sailor's cocks out of your mouth" joke as a go to anti-heckler defense mechanism?

[JordoF6]

Funny thing is Carr is Irish.

[hoosmyster]

63 people heckled Jimmy Carr.

[furorelondon]

I don't like Jimmy Carr that much, he's not usually my cup of tea. But Jesus Christ is he good with hecklers! This man is a legend!

[ProjectsBlack]

@furorelondon i wish he would hurry up and become a legend and blow his own fkn brains out.

[ProjectsBlack]

This is all part of a well rehearsed act...a Chinese act with a plastic face. If you believe this crap you must watch the X-factor.... and vote in.

[AnythingDark]

@ProjectsBlack Will you shut up

[ProjectsBlack]

@AnythingDark if i used voice recognition to make comments i could shut up, but this like the comments window states "is a fkn comment|" if your ass-hole of a boyfriend cant shut you up, i may have to send his brother round to shove his dick in your mouth.........again What's that, you already sorted that problem out on Jeremy Kyle? What a freakin Chav, ya Jipo fkn buzz-kill :)

[AnythingDark]

@ProjectsBlack Wait... what? I simply meant 'shut up' to mean please stop spamming your views where they are not appreciated. In return I get 3 minutes of homophobic filth. Disgusting.

[ProjectsBlack]

@AnythingDark screw off, go and create a sad law to stop people speaking their minds, you sad, sorry bastard. People like you need to be fkn shot, before the human race end up like some sad little crying race of weeds, controlled by a set of cunts you keep on voting in to protect how you feel, when someone looks at you funny. Go and jump off a bridge you brainwashed fkn idiot. Your a disgrace to humanity you backwards twat ! The day you shitfucks all die, is the day i can dance in the street!!

[ProjectsBlack]

@AnythingDark If your gay thats fine, come round to mine and i will show you what a fk up the ass means...dont spread gay bashing shit at me, it woint work fuck face...and if you watch this kind of comedy, by telling people they are shagging peoples mothers, on drugs etc,You know the prick telling jokes towards the heckler 'they need' and you cant see it and defend an attack against the crap or scam you cant see as fake..your a fkn fool and asleep to reality,like the rest of the idiots.Wake Up!

[ProjectsBlack]

@AnythingDark You really piss me off, your the kind of prick that joins the Army and reports them to health and safety because you cant understand why bullets are flying over your head. I bet you are the kind of CUNT that reported your parents for shouting at you when you kicked off and then you divorced them. I would love a civil war to happen, you and your pussy m8's would be 1st on my list, when i throw a grenade through the window of the Barbie house your all sat in while crying about no TV

[AnythingDark]

@ProjectsBlack Did you know that actually many agressive homophobes are closeted homosexuals and afraid of their sexual orientation?  While that is the extent of my knowledge, not being gay myself, I think this is what we are seeing here, in you.

Also, in one of your comments, you say that I need to be more PC and not tell you to stop purposely offending people with your comments. Yet in another you say that you desire for Britain to be in the midst of a civil war. I dont understand it.

[NCONiall]

4:18 is absolutely brilliant!

[vatoffire]

I want to be a lawyer too... and part time heckler/loner... and change my name to Jimmy Carr

[MrPeaner083]

Fuckin' legend!!!

[EvilAlienSpacePotato]

jimmy carr is the shit

[XFunkyMcFunkX]

These guys professions really fucked them over lol

[TheFuriousDuane]

awesome, he is the best

[JennyTangoJBJPHS]

has a heckler ever go the best of him? :')

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@JennyTangoJBJPHS no

[Madsweeps]

@TheFlimOfFlam yes

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@Madsweeps no

[GunnarKG]

@JennyTangoJBJPHS

Maybe that cancer guy. Can´t think of a clever response to that one.

[JennyTangoJBJPHS]

"go on! have another go! i do this for a living, i love it"

lmao top comedian

[umgolem50k]

I wouldn't do it because i'm a bit shy, but you could throw anything at him and he can turn it into something funny. Brilliant!

[thecookiemonsta100]

this man is pure genius.

[talkmoarplz]

man this guy is legend

[MrJegheterroger]

heckler: Wheres the best place you've preformed?

Jimmy Carr: I would have to say in your girlfriend!

laughed so hard!

[10NutiniMayerDallas]

I swear the guy laughing at 5:02 is the heckler from 1:56 haha

[Aimeecam1997]

'if your being bullied because of a speech impediment, your probly from the republic of ireland' lmao!!!

[TrendyyWendyy]

An Alton Towers fruit machine robber works in a jewellers... Good career move.

[lostaznking]

... is this normal?

[GetOnTheFloor82]

The guys' girlfriend at 5.27 is absolutely gorgeous!! Wow.

[SeanNolan5]

when he said the sailor cock joke the second time i quit the video.. the smile dropped from my face and i actually have less respect for the man, hes quite good though.. but ruined.. :/

[TheDefiantBadger]

@SeanNolan5 It was the jokes about gypsies that did it for me.

[Marsproject11]

@SeanNolan5 I don't see how its any less funny. I still laughed my ass off.

[Stubee88]

@SeanNolan5 Somone misunderstands how Stand up works....

[OnePieceLover1175]

fake but awesome!

[87RYNIU87]

kurwa napisy nie dzialaja

[muminkoholik88]

mad funny! haha

[BOSS320KB]

ha !

[pineybyrne]

check his girlfriend's hand over his mouth! "Just shuddup, don't say another word!!"

[willscharlie]

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[86Morawiec]

hahaha

Polska przejmuje.:D

[UNSCForwardontodawn]

'Mongo no like!'

That, and the one with the fruit machine, best bit of the video.

[RobKnowledge196]

Does the guy at 5:10 look like zeberdee from "Football Factory?"

[quick1001001]

This guy is Hilarious !!

[HecklerBlog]

The tune at the end is Werewolves Of London by Warren Zevon. Some of you younger folk may recognise it from All Summer Long (2008) by Kid Rock, who sampled it. Peace!

[RandomMetalGuy666]

@HecklerBlog you might recognise werewolves of london from sweet home alabama by lynyrd skynyrd

[13HFloyd13]

@HecklerBlog

You were almost clever. Kid Rock sampled it from (get this) Sweet Home Alabama which he...I dunno, mentions in the song about 4 or 5 times. Mind you, Warren Zevon ripped off Lynryd Skynryd so you're half-right (but still wrong)

[musicjackdaw]

@13HFloyd13 You too are almost clever. Kid Rock certainly uses Sweet Home Alabama as the basis for his song but he clearly samples Warren Zevon. Music has, and always will, fed from itself and reused motifs. Good music is just good music. Stop bitching and enjoy.

[hansenbee123]

Jimmy Carr is my Hero! ! !

[nakool88]

OMG,"was Funnier than this",best heckle Ever!!!

[MegaKingSmurf]

i dont see how that guy on about jimmys girlfriend got that girl lol

[MrBoBoTom]

Arsehole should have been thrown out.

[MyNameIsntCoolEnough]

He used the same line twice... the magic kinda vanished then

[Daazbee]

@MyNameIsntCoolEnough do you think that comedians only use a joke one time and never again? Really?

[MyNameIsntCoolEnough]

@Daazbee fuck no but I thought responding to hecklers was on the spot. If I had the same funny come back for every time someone annoyed me, would it still be funny? I don't think so

[Daazbee]

@MyNameIsntCoolEnough for a new audience it would.

[TheAbsorbant]

Jimmy's great at this. He could probably do a whole show only bullying hecklers.

Tip: If you add yt:crop=16:9 to the tags, the video will show up in the correct aspect ratio.

[rhysoto90]

I don't get it, why heckle one of the best comedians in the world?

You know his comeback is gonna be so much funnier.

[ekmad]

@rhysoto90 That's why they heckle him and they include it in the DVDs. You go to see Jimmy Carr in the hope you get to see him put down atleast one heckler

[freewilly2fly]

what is a fruit machine? as far as I am aware they aren't in my country....

[ekmad]

@freewilly2fly They are one-arm bandit slot machines

[JackSuperMoto91]

Asif you would heckle Jimmy Carr...

[BonhamCarter97]

what is that song he goes out to at the end

[thirtyminuteslater]

@BonhamCarter97 werewolves of london i think



[wahinesurfergirl]

Liked the last part a lot, where the heckler shouts out "my mum died of cancer. " Jimmy goes, "WTF?! Firstly, I wasn't talking about mum's and second, I wasn't talking about cancer." Heckler: "No, but it was funnier than this!" LOL! Omg! Winner!!!

[FoxySpiritOfJazz]

Aw bless him, Mongo no like!

[Rikitocker]

"Out of their minds on heroin and shortbread"

[innervision85]

@1233Nico "I'm not gonna swap if that's okay."

[1233Nico]

@innervision85 oh ok, thank you ^^......how did u understand that ._.

[1233Nico]

what did he say at 5:30 ??

[sparrow247]

6:09 great laugh!

[HecklerBlog]

@1JimmyWong

LOL. He sure is. Erm...interesting. Thanks for the link I guess, haha.

[Caittheegreat]

i love how he mocks their voices.

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

I don't get it with these people who come alone :/

[lmaoguy100]

nicely plaied



[8778yeh]

ABSOLUTELY HİLARİOUS.....VERY CLEVER

[TheCollect]

holy jesus the last one cracked me up

[PentagramSchematic]

woah the guy who heckles him about his girlfriend is the same guy who heckled him about his mum. audience plant!

[MrMeowchy]

@PentagramSchematic The look nothing alike? 

[SonnyDelight69]

The high school student from Ireland must of failed a few grades. Dude looks about 25-28 yrs old! lol

[CrazyPersonified]

i dont know about best in the world but hes seriously good

[TheDaisyDiamond]

Jimmy is epic! I've seen him live so many times and cutting hecklers down to size is his speciality! Go jimmy!

[g0d11c3]

How the fuck did I get here from the front page.

[ZuvioxArts]

He is one of the wittiest comedians in the world, said by many other top comedians.

To humiliate a heckler you have to be extremely witty, someone like Lee Evans who remembers jokes and stick to them, wont do as good regardless of how awesome he is.

[ol0pl0x]

The first joke should have included Jimmy mentioning the faggy-bit first. Great video tho thank you. Jimmy has insane talent for comedy.

[dcdude171]

Haha the last heckler story was pretty good though haha

[EdgarRazorlip]

why the hell would you go to a show only to insult the artist? That is ridiculously retarded..

[LeoDeGrand]

@EdgarRazorlip Yea, especially since the tickets are £25 :/

[fl333r]

Huh... could someone explain to me Jimmy's postion at 2:36? I'm assuming it's a sexual thing... but what?

If you think that was a stupid question, please don't hurt me ):

[GhettoAttack1]

@fl333r shes bending over a chair and taking it from behind

[fl333r]

@GhettoAttack1 Ah. I thought it was something like that. Thanks for the explanation XD

[fl333r]

Wait... why do the hecklers laugh at themselves? Wouldn't they try to hide instead of making themselves more obvious...?

The human mind is unpredictable...

[TehNoobWhoPlaysHalo]

Couldn't stop laughing when he said 'When's the big job'

[milanvaja]

I'm fine for fruit & veg thank you...wooy oi oiooy!

LMFAO

[bobdy9988]

Anyone else think Jimmy would be good as an actor like proper films?

[Mudoglav]

damn, you must be really stupid to try to hackle this guy, specially when you are on a show with your girlfriend

[heinzie5]

his dealing with heckles are actually better then his jokes xD

[carlose0318]

i feel like these hecklers are fake...or he asks people to do it. not quite as funny. still think jimmy carr is hilarious

[matrixphijr]

@carlose0318 Even if that's true, he knows an awful lot of people who are willing to help him and be made a complete idiot of, and he's smart, because the same person has never heckled twice in all of the shows I've seen. Personally, I don't think it's worth it to go through that much effort for a cheap laugh when he's already funny as hell. PLUS, he actively encourages people to heckle him, so isn't it possible that could backfire?

[Kaine913]

He's so quick on his feet! I wish I had that type of skill when it came to comebacks.

[bobdy9988]

Must be bloody difficult to make comebacks that quick when you're in front of that many people. Nice work man.

[matrixphijr]

I love the two at the end. Not many people, much less comedians, are willing to admit when they actually get owned AND be able to get a laugh out of it.

[matrixphijr]

Where did the Daniel at about 7:30 say he worked? A jewelry store?

[Sakkura1]

@matrixphijr "I work at a jeweler's in smhmnmhmn" or thereabouts.

[matrixphijr]

@Sakkura1 Okay, thanks, just wanted to make sure I heard the jewelry part right.

[amirzouaoui]

At 5:30 he should have said "are you famous?"

[TheClintond]

This guy is a genius, not too many people in this world are as quick witted and socially intelligent.

[fl333r]

Wow... I don't get how he keeps on getting heckled even though so many have been humiliated before.

Guess they don't learn eh? Go Jimmy!

[carot2003]

Funny..

[TheHeineken1990]

Hecklers + Jimmy Car= pwnage

[Pentagon1311]

ROFL THE SECOND GUY GOT DESTROYED!

[Geekazor]

lmao 10:15 !!!! best heckle ever

[Geekazor]

lmao 10:00

[BoatManBeats]

Hes got a cool headed brilliance all his own, that in a sense, cant be matched.

I think he DEFINITELY enjoys hecklers more then his own material.

[brisingerfaelorn]

the thing is with Jimmy Carr, he may respond to hecklers harshly but it is always in jest...there is no malice with it...the man is a legend! one of the funniest, most talented and creative comedians this country has ever produced!!!

[mgblue]

why is it always ugly geeky pricks who shout out

[crazygoat85]

@mgblue You just answered your own question :P

[mgblue]

@crazygoat85 hilarious...

[crazygoat85]

@mgblue What I meant is, it's because they're ugly geeks that they shout out.

[mgblue]

@crazygoat85 oh lol makes sense...couldnt take piss out of brad pitt i guess :P

[RuskePerson]

That last one is Jimmy Carr's origin story.

[therandomdot]

"I don't come to your work and knock the sailors cocks out of your mouth, do I?" This was some good shit!

[AaronATG]

11 minutes of Jimmy's crazy heckler destroying eyes!