Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - The Toronto Song With Lyrics

[beantownkid38]

Do these Canucks realize this band is full of Canadian-born musicians? You're all getting your panties in a knot over a joke.... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelax.

[pelos880628]

THIS SONG SUCK SUCK SUCK ¡¡ YOU REALLY NEVER HAS LIVED IN MEXICO OR SOMEWHERE , LATINOAMERICA ¡¡¡¡

[3951864]

You suck and alberta is the worst province or territory in the world.

[Rey123Duncan]

@ConnorPwns21 lol i know that -.-" 

[Nyrohn]

This song's "Canada Sucks".

[finalguildis]

ok first of all this is all rong because the us has wayyy more fat people then canada and alot of that stuff isint true and im not a toronto fan im a montreal fan but im just saying canadas better then the us because canadas way much better to live in

[BanjoChick]

This song is how I learned the names of the provinces....

[BirgitProfessional]

@BanjoChick

Ha. Me too :D

[Swahzz]

Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood Flood

[SimpsonsRock1999]

if you auctally go to price edward island it doesnt seem that small trust me i live there dumbasses 

[SimpsonsRock1999]

if you auctally go to price edward island it doesnt seem that small trust me i live there dumbasses

[ctrascher]

I know right

[CVSHorseGirl225]

NO WONDER YOU HATE US! YOU SAW MULRONEY AND THE LEAFS. TWO WORST THINGS IN CANADA (oh and Harper)

[Rey123Duncan]

Toronto used to be called York..so technically..New York is trying to be Toronto :oooo LOL! -mindblown- XP

[mesowhite1]

@Rey123Duncan New York was named in 1664 long before Toronto was called York.

[Rey123Duncan]

@mesowhite1 lol, i know Toronto and york dont have any relation of what i mentioned :P it was just something i felt like saying..

[TigerFallOut]

LOL its the Toronto Zoo not the Ontario Zoo

but i like how the song has a lot of torontonian references :D

[randomguyh8y]

y does it have the arrogant worms singin this song

[sirquicker12]

@randomguyh8y The Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie wrote the song and the Arrogant Worms sung it.

[randomguyh8y]

@sirquicker12 tks man

[partyguarder]

"The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork" and then I saw a picture of David Miller ahahahahaha xD Torontooo Ontariooooooo.......SUCKS!!! Yep!

[brii73]

the only provinces i like are nova scotia, newfoundland, and ontario.. but only certain parts of ontario.. everywhere else sucks!

[biebermunchkins]

whoa it sucks!!! and Toronto is awesome!!! it doesing suck!

[ClarissaMogentern]

whats so bad about Calgary!!?!??!?!!?!?!?

[loowoo0]

Ok, guys seriously, use your common sense, all the people getting upset over this song need to realize that this comedy group from Alberta doesn't actually hate all of the provinces, it's comedy, get used to it.

[SabinleRose]

@loowoo0

They hate Calgary the mostest.

[CosmicSneakers]

I'm from Ontario and Brian Mulrony stole my pants too! That sucks! :D

[SabinleRose]

@CosmicSneakers

Brian Mulrony stole my pants but left my wallet....dunno wtf is up with that guy.

[BuddiesAntics]

CAUSE ALLLLBERTAAAAA... Doesn't suck!

Lol... hilarious.

[bkdl02]

calgarys awesome buddy so suck it up!

[jablonski1234]

leafs dont suck

[dxtreme770]

Haha LoL

I LUVE THIS SONG

[catlord98765]

i thought these guys were the arragont warms......

are the three trolls in a baggie the same guys? me is confused

[Jourell1]

@catlord98765 No they're not the same group. This song is often mistakenly credited to the AW because the style of comedy is similar and the Worms are arguably better known

[BrittanyJoycelove112]

lol I live in Oshawa Ont its funny song I like making fun of my own town xD!!

[CheckAttitude]

Canada is awesome. :D

[SarahLee1]

Toronto is an amazing city. Fuck off.

[Dennoyfb]

this song is shit. tdot canada is the best country in the world. mesowhite1 your wack

[Arrathir]

Look up the meaning of "parody" and learn something.

[Langstaft]

Your Getting Vids From USA Idiot, G20 Forces and UN Voted Toronto As The Cleanest City Of Canada, AND Your Saying GREAT LAKES SUCK, SO YOUR SAYING USA Does To

[heyheylovers]

i was born in calgary and i live in ontario no!!!!! :D lol LOL

[SugarSweetStar24]

YOU THINK ONTARIO SUCKS EH?!

I TELL YOU WHAT SUCKS... YOUR PET MOOSE!

lmaoo:P JKS

CANADA FTW

[DCassidine]

dude are you okaay CANADA FTW!

[chip4455]

We do talk weird hahahahhahahahahha I love it

[SaigeCounsul]

I was of the opinion that the Arrogant Worms were the first to claim this song.

[Arrathir]

The song is frequently awarded to them, because it is very much in their style.

[kateinkigali]

I was born in Toronto, I've lived in Paris, France not Ontario, Kigali, Rwanda, not Sask. and this song is very, very funny but here's the thing......I might. might ski in Alberta but that's about it :) and to be fair I really like to ski in Rossland (B.C) tee hee

[violetphoenix13]

...I'm from Manitoba....but their insult wasn't that bad...and it is really boring here most of the time. From what I know, we're popular for Slurpees...and the Wheat Kings...and Slurpees

[genchandy]

The only really good thing about Ontario, is that my father and friends are from it.

And the worst of the worst thing about it is that my gut-hating ex is from it, and he ruined just about my entire life!

[Destructoserre1]

wicked shit

[genchandy]

British Columbia dosen't suck.

But Vancouver does.

[TheDavidGuillen]

For your info, I live in Albverta. Have you ever heard of the cities Calgary and Edmonton ? They are better than you :P

[BuddiesAntics]

Lol... The singer in this is my late, great uncle... what a wonderful song! :D

[steven6254]

alberta sucks soooo much ASS!!!

wtf Ontario is the shit :D!

[saxmanchiro]

That's why I moved to the states.

[AngelzWrath11]

Friggin awesome Song! Except the ending. Calgary, so much better than Edmonton. :)

[wwefan9876543212]

i hate u wtf go canada-GO 2

hell

[jss132]

all you damn canaidens are kinda gay and why is your dirt red, sand red, and so weird???

[Popartastic]

And all you Americans are ignorant and arrogant (Actually just you and anyone like you).  Last time I went to Wasaga Beach the sand was yellow/white, actually every beach I've gone to is regular sand. Ohh thats right, red beaches are generally only on Prince Edward Island, and we are proud of our red sand. Educate yourself before making discriminatory statements, you are why the world hates the US.

[ComplexNutty]

OMG Thats Fucking Retarted LOL I Like It But im Newfie xD

[MegaAustin316]

lol i saw it on the news

[kongu224]

lol me too

[YoungBlud77]

I FUCKING AGREE WITH THOUGHTFULKIND yu bitches have no time on ur hands eh yu fuckin diss toronto becuz we have more tourists and shit and yea our fuckin water is polliuted but there somethin called water cleaners iunno if yu heard of it yu bitches shud get a life and stop suckin dick at yur house dumb fucks toronto is the best fuckin city in all of canada and the leafs dont suck there fuckin better than fuckin calgery and edmonton bitches come to toronto and see wats relly good

[devourerofbabies]

Lol you're gay

[kongu224]

I agree with you that toronto doesn't suck, but hamilton is waay better.

[CanadaRocker11]

Hamilton isn't even close to Toronto. Toronto is world class and Hamilton is nothing special. I'll just leave it at that.

[blacktango]

wow, the people are mean.

[hidemyvid]

"And the guys are dumb"

Thank you for confirming.

[PETETHEMEAT42]

yeah right. i went to edmonton and the women are fat there because all they do is eat harvey's

[Foreheadattack]

Woohoo! BC does not suck because it is right next to Alberta!

[nkpr]

LMFAO

this song is jst jks i swear :D

[JaSvenStripwalker]

I used to think it was the Worms too but even they say they dont sing this song, so its gotta be the Trolls

[LaurenW141995]

you know this is actully the arrogant worms. or are they the same thing???

[evilmick66]

It's not Arrogant Worms. The voices don't even sound similar (to me, at least.)

[Kaiamara]

They're two different bands.

[ThoughtfulKind]

I like forums like this, because it shows that we in Canada (despite being generally nice and polite) still have a huge number of utterly humorless assholes. Great job, guys!! Get a life and fucking LIGHTEN UP!! :P

[ashalina420]

funny. but my heart broke because I am from Toronto.

[itunes65]

it's called comedy. it's hilarious :)

[Meagan1186]

Joe, when we met you told me to get out of your bar and never come back. That made me like you. I haven't seen you in forever but I'll miss you. Edmonton was better with you in it, you lovable fucked-up bastard.

[LifeAloud]

i live in london

[sexiidezzy]

yu guys are fuckin assholes.

Toronto aint like diss.

[cupcakeandiceing]

i live in ontario...

[leafsfan1991]

im going to go live in toronto soon =]

[ccsatddy]

only good place in alberta is calgary

[erert2]

*cough,cough*edmonton*cough*

[penguinboi87]

and Jasper... and Banff... and the best of them all, Edmonton.

[ccsatddy]

wrong person sorry:P

[Badlamshade]

Im leaving this place for the last time cuz it sucks!

[lizapest]

You are all just jealous :p

[Superpizzabros]

Calgary does suck.

[IronOger]

you forgot that b.c. has really good bud haha but i agree alberta kicks ass.

[MeggZ91]

FUK all ppl who say they hate Toronto lol...tdotttt reppp 4LYFE ....lol

[iran20007]

Oh! I Love this beautiful Song! I know that it is 100% true! Why everyone in the WORLD hate Toronto?

[zippydebrain]

Why everyone in the WORLD hate Toronto?

That's just not true, BILLIONS of people don't care one way or the other.

[Zekee27]

lol, so true.. but then again most of Canada is boring and redneck, except quebec..

[Infinitygirl28]

Quebec? :O ooookay. Are you quebecer?

[Zekee27]

yup, and proud of it.. after living 4 years in Ontario I can easely say it was the most boring part of my life, blokes just arent party people.. Montreal FTW!!

[Infinitygirl28]

lol oh so you're an anglo-quebecois. that's weird.

[Zekee27]

I'm just bilingual and had a job opportunity in Ontario, how is that weird?

[Infinitygirl28]

oooooh.... fack tu parle français.

nah, je croyais que tu étais anglophones et je trouvais juste ça rare les anglophones qui aiment le Québec comme ça lol ok nah c'est correct

[Zekee27]

Bingo ma chère

[nourhaghighi]

Very funny and 100% ture for Ontario Sucks in particular it is very ture for Toronto Sucks a I live in Toronro since 1990 and I admit that all words in this song are ture, women are too ugly in Toronto & Human Rights is violated by each and every Judges & Cops, lawyers and condominiums are exteremely corrupt, and whoever I saw visited Toronto said loudly:

"I hate Toronto"

"I hate Toronto"

"I hate Toronto"

So whenever you need a witness to support your video & your song just let me know!

[lXlMaruslXl]

uhm they are just kidding for 1 thing and typical hater cant spell "true" see that?

T R U E

congrats u just past the first grade!

[AngelOfGeeks]

For one, it was a typo.

And it's 'passed', dickwad. :3

On a different note, ALBERTA REPRESENT YO

[kbaku1]

well umm.... its OK i guess

[mesowhite1]

lol... i know it sucks i was just bored

[Landy7]

so much hatred...

time to change something???;-)))

[x3iLyxD]

Dammit the fat people are hella scary.

[AnnoyingGirl66]

haha! im the 1st 1 to c this:). well check out my youtube account, and leave a comment♥. like the video!