Carlos Mencia - Not For The Easily Offended Part 2

[Truckie7104]

He has a point about lowering standards because of race. I hate hearing or reading about men or women in my profession not getting promoted, even though they ace the tests have good work history, all because the minority unions say the tests are cultural bias. Everyone is given the same test and the same book to study.

[jeorgestow]

mijo look at em.. they are not all winners.. lmao!!

[3TLoverful]

Carlos is fucking right! Fucking pendejos in middle and high school are okay with getting d's and f's and copy off other kids who have c's and better! I blame their fucking bullshitting parents for not begin a good support system this is why America has a low literacy rate.European and Asian countries beat us in all the major subjects because our damn youth is too fucking lazy to learn!

[finneram]

I had to wear a dunce cap once like 15 years ago when I was in the 4th grade. It was soooo embarrassing.

[NICCOTHEBALLER]

Gabriel iglesias stole his "im gonna stick my finger in his asshole" joke!!!!

[IamDRUNKENNINJA]

i voted 4 carlos :F

[shubroto81]

his jokes are all ripped off..its been said sooooo many times before. he should come up with something new.

[bobbygoo9]

LMAO SO MEAN BUT SO FUNNY WHEN HE MOCKS RETARDED KIDS

[bobbygoo9]

LMAO! THIS GUY IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS! I'M SURPRISED HE HASN'T GOTTEN JUMPED OR ANYTHING THO 4 USIN THE N-WORD SO MANY TIMES

[ibleedhuskerred1394]

i dont care what people say about carlos, even if he steals jokes, id rather listen to him tell them then anyone else.

[fosterclnjnj]

I voted for carlos!

[Cophy22]

Steal or not, he know how to represent jokes and that's why he fucking rocks!

[pivotman64]

I agree completely with this guy (with a little less cursing, i have to be in polite company). If someone's fat, call them fat. Don't sugar coat it, they'll probably eat it.

[pisstard123]

im offensive and i have ADHD... WOAH BANANA!!

[MultiCreativeWriter]

I had the helmet but I never had the hat

HAHAHA! XD

[DarkRezo]

i love this guy, pure reality! That's exactly how you fcked up, to encourage stupidity. Tantana on Tantana , happens if you go too easy on lazy humanity.

[leoponton28]

Only non-black comedian I've heard said nigger.

[CrazySchool09]

@leoponton28 Michael Richards said it too, although he doesn't count as a comedian, being he's not funny

(Carlos however is hilarious)

[MrJudas666666]

@leoponton28 you dont watch a lot of comedy then

[timtimtimmaah]

@leoponton28

He's the second for me (see: Louis CK).

[P1nsta]

@Barokafanboy13 ... not all asians are smart at math. Just like not all black people are gonna rob you on the streets, not all white people are red neck in breds, not all mexicans are lazy as fuck cant get off the couch to reach for the damn remote, and not all middle eastern people are terrorists.

[BlueWaffleLover01]

@P1nsta uhh it don't think you got the mexican part right, you can probrobly say that not all mexicans hang out in home depot or wake up at 3am in the morning XD

[2Exotic2Fly2High]

"EVEN THE KID WITH DOWN SYNDROME" said "YOUR SON IS FUCKING STUPID"

LMFAO

[MrTonyBalowknee]

@banditthethief who did he steal from?

[MrTonyBalowknee]

I went to Oakland. I was shot by a nigger for ordering fried chicken . He was the clerk. He was also white, just THE most ignorant person i had ever met. Deffenition of ignorant = shooting a person for the offense of ordering fried chicken while White.

[banditthetheif]

When you steal jokes the only way to make it funny is to put a whole bunch of fucks and shits in der

[hardfighter2]

@banditthetheif dont forget "nigger"

[fifafan1]

got this on dvd

[shelbyfrisk]

heeeeey i failed kinder garden XD

[The7Orange1County4]

fucken carlos his fucken funny

[Nightkrawlr787]

FUNNY ASS HELL!!! Jokes might be stolen and whatever. Like they say to a good joke "that shit gets funnier every time I hear it"

[geniopunkstar]

i voted for carlos najajaja ni tan pendejo el wey!!!

[joshue86]

that's a pretty good GPS hey

[Dog360x1]

THEIR is a reason why God put weed here! That reason only is for ADHD KIDS! LOL!.

[neto304100]

i got abd

a big dick

[superninjaskills95]

i have ADD

[9595nacho]

STRAIGHT A's STRAIGHT A's STRAIGHT A's ! i have a 4.6 GPS! hahahahahahahaha

[Wisper714]

ADHD?. hahaha I got dope ass fuckk on my pills Woooo its a miracle

[RedPaganPunk]

It drives me NUTS how he says Cath-o-lick!

[popspartan]

the most dangerous animal in the planet it can kill u instantaneously am put my finger in its asshole LMAO

[bo3adlah90]

@popspartan yes this joke was stolen from south park :p

[jaynahte]

I VOTE FOR CARLOS!! Put It In The Book!!

[christianenriquez]

those niggas are crazy

[XtremeDrftr]

I voted for Carlos! :D

[dominator9911]

Attention Hyper Deficit Disorder = AHDD not ADHD just saying

[smokee415]

@dominator9911 actually it is ADHD(Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) u can google it

[megamilktastic7]

@dominator9911 we were laughing at you, not with you

[ElasyaBanasya]

''It's 16 sister Mary.. I use to be sick but you slapped it out of me.. It's a miracle hallelujah it's a miracle'' xD Funneeeeh! xD

[MiztahRogueChemist]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiim gooooouuuuwnaaaa puuuuud maaaaaah finggaaaah in hiiiis aaaasshooole!

[krayzeejojo]

"..That's because I have a 4.6... GPS!"

[Latabrine]

''Send him to sister Mary , that puta hasn't seen a dick in 10 fucking years , that bitch'll fix a fucking ADD ! She doesn't have time for a fucking ADD and neither does GOD ! ''

Fucking funny shit :D

[losvaguertos]

ADD/ADHA are fucking made up ni matter what the fuck doctors and shit say. Its made up!!! Bendijo puto

[MrsKrazor8]

106 people dislike the fact that they were the people that went out into the wilderness and poke animals with a stick

[9zero2soulja]

this is the most dangerous animal on the planet

this snake can bite n kill u instintanisly im gunna put my finger in its ass hole

lets go to oakland n get some chicken .... those niggas are crazy

[MrTuenchi]

fucked up finger painting had his finger in his butt 6:21

[MrTuenchi]

XD 4.6 gps 4:38

[HimeofManga]

I also noticed that when Carlos was talking about a man being attacked by a bear, he put up a British accent. Not all British people are neccissarily stupid.

What is it with Americans thinking that English people are uptight, posh things that talk as if they have a stick shoved up their ass?

[MannyJazzcats]

@HimeofManga I would rather they thought that about us that way than acted like retarded anglophiles all the time.

[twhittles64]

@HimeofManga Uhmm ... Steve Irwin was our most famous Australian, not British. Signed, another Australian

[RainbowMcFuzzy]

@HimeofManga

That is not what most of us think.

Although, have you ever watched a TotalBiscuit video? :p

[HimeofManga]

ADD is NOT a disease! I have it and I'm perfectly normal. In actual fact, people with ADD/ADHD use three times more brain power to concentrate than the average person. It's a sad world these days where people see fit to laugh at other people with disabilities and problems.

And, just because Steve Irwin used to host wildlife programs does not mean that he is a dumbass. I also noticed that when Carlos was talking about a man being attacked by a bear, he put up a British accent. Not all British

[gsx4g63t92]

lmfao over and over its so true 

[KrOnIzSickWidIt]

"I GET STRAIGHT A'S STRAIGHT A'S STRAIGHT A'S HAHAH IM GONNA GO TO HARVARD CUZ I HAVE A 4.6....GPS'" LMAO

[kohstamojahn]

@KrOnIzSickWidIt "Hey that's a really good GPS ay...that's a fukn really good GPS."

[savaughnabell]

lmao im in oakland and that was funny as hell 

[saifkasbary]

he say "fuck" more than 2pac in his albums.. combined

[MrEaglesman36]

fuck i has adhd

[VengefulDoll8]

"those niggas are craaazy! they run really fast and chaaaase you!"

[cgris32x]

i have a,d pff what the fuck is 4x4 i dont have time for your bullshit and nether does GOD AND IF YOU DONT ANSWER IN 5 SECONDS YOU GOIN TO HELL FUCKER LOL

[lilly5896]

" put the hand on the paint and the paint on the paper" lmfao =)

[wasurenbou02]

He's so right about white people. My family is Mexican and when we hear stories like that, all we have to say is, "White people." 99% of the time it -is- them.

[reyesmendozatoni]

I voted for carlos not pedro haha de de deee

[ihatekate08]

I find it funny how when talking about lowered standards he,mentioned downs syndrome, the reason they get straight A's is because all they have to do is show up. Read an IEP of someone that has downs sybdrome and tell me im wrong.

[FriendlyGod88]

XD im ADD go to a Catholic school and my religion teacher is sister Mary Francis

and I love this but some of aint that stupid. I have an IQ of 145

[Bakorafanboy13]

I have ADHD

and i beat asians in math

TAKE THAT MOTHER F$&@ER

[sashakid]

@Bakorafanboy13 lol you are really stupid huh ?... you only prove his point he says everyone are equal and you dont need to lower the standarts for people with those dieses and well you just proved his point TAKE THAT YOU COCK SUCKER! XDDD i hope you are not in 3rd grade or something because that doesnt count :P

[lmobiousl]

@Bakorafanboy13 thats cuz sister mary was shoving a yard stick up your ass

[MrBob1458]

103 people have stupid kids.

[liftedview]

HE STOLE FROM SOUTH PARK THAT'S WHY THEY KILLED HIM

That steve irwin bit about sticking his thumb up some dangerous animal is from 10 year old south park episode

[helsinger657]

lol i have add and adhd and im half mex nd this shit is hysterical. lol. i love this stuff.

[beastymexican909]

i go to catholic school and it is true hahahahahah

[reovan89]

102 people didn't vote for carlos, obviously.

[YisdBoy2015]

I VOTE FOR CARLOS! PUT IT IN THE BOOK MAMI, PUT IT IN THE BOOK!!!!

[taker13angel]

why is mencia so fucking mad at the world???? lol

[Nicshooter]

rofl!!this shit is actually funny! not offended at all

[yeseniabasilio100]

this is sad..

[BIAXlD3NT]

@yeseniabasilio100 this is sparta.

[redsoxnation1816]

102 people had the hat

[myelite100]

funny

[trojangirl246]

i may be retarded but im not fucking RE-tarded!

[2010cookie1]

Add my mother fuken ass,send your kid to catholic school that's how you cure fuken add sister Mary who hasn't seen dick in 10yrs will fix mother fuken add

[Doggieworld3]

Hallelujah slap ADHD. lol, geez Carlos.

[Martinx88813]

Cuz your FUCKIN Stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zeeshawn15]

LMFAO! GPS! AHAH!

[kutaa7]

some of you should be swallowed at birth..

[individorig]

@BarbWireRose350 wow so wrong lol

[2010cookie1]

I dnt have time for your bull shit and neither does god, if you dnt answers it in 5Min your qoinq to he'll little FUKER,!! Haha dots funny

[UbetterAskSum1]

LMFAO @ 825

[Azuban222]

check out Gabriel Iglasias. He says the same thing about the crock hunter. Who's stealin' who's stuff?

[teckwerks]

Hmm...if you keep mashing 3, Carlos abuses the mic stand. :<

[Ishthor]

he fucked up finger painting!! hahahaha XD!

[Silverballer45ACP]

"ITZ A MIRACLE ZIZTER MARY, JALELUYAAA" sorry, that was his accent xD lololol

[Superman8463]

Damn, we got 99 retards that watched this...

[323pikachu]

i use to live across the street from the maravilla projects where he lived in east LA =)

[Nufuhsus]

He's gonna go to Harvard like our President! Tan dada!

[eric2627]

"those niggers are crazy" hahaha

[bahamut6667]

this guy had me laughing from start to finish people should not get offended it is just jokes and if it aint jokes it is facts and u cant hide from the truth it is hilarious

[TheJackyjohn]

My catholic school used to have a Nun, she left then the new principals came in and it was bullshit. I didn't fix anything except my religous veiws

[robyboyx50]

Why is he making fun of the crocodile junter hes australian

[TheJackyjohn]

@robyboyx50 but they're are white ripoffs of the croc hunter RIP

[Hauraunah]

That Oakland joke was ON POINT!

[DNSCRAY24228]

I had the helmet, but I never had the hat!!! ahahhahahahhahaahhaha

[Memgon]

4.6 gp lol rofl

[zaur521]

Mancia ,with this God damn "Tiger" rocks

[samuelLjackson5]

this was alt funnier when I was 14.

[JordanMollyB123]

"swallowed at birth" its swallowed at conception, saw it in his other show and it makes more sense.

[spiros11386]

2947 people would like other comedians if they recognized the stolen jokes

[pollotuerto]

@spiros11386 hey dont steal the like bar idea, I´ve seen that comment before

[awayasho]

@pollotuerto hahaha :P

[elaullidodelwolf]

Didnt Gabriel Iglesias had a joke like that? About dangerous animals? Who is stealing from who?

[PainBusters316]

@elaullidodelwolf Well here Mencia is supposedly making fun of white people. Gabriel Iglesias was talking about how the Crocodile Hunter risked his life in every episode of his show. The two don't even use the same examples, so I personally don't think either one of them stole the joke from the other.

[elaullidodelwolf]

Didnt Gabriel iglesias had a joke like that? About dangerous animals? Who is stealing from who?

[Bloo2u]

Catholic school did not fix my A.D.D. Just sayin.

[scarface8999]

@Bloo2u

Wooden or metal ruler?

[Bloo2u]

@scarface8999 Neither, Catholic schools got with the times and stopped using those methods around the early 90s.

[scarface8999]

@Bloo2u

Hell my old christian school if they caught you sleeping theyd drop about a 5-10 pound dictionary on your desk. If you would pay attention. same thing. good idea

[Bloo2u]

@scarface8999 Keyword = Old 

[heartmulgrew15]

If you don't answer is seconds your going to hell !! lol I'm going to use that

[gregmarton]

He fucked up fingerprinting::D LMFAO :D 

[niculaeandrei]

@gregmarton fingerpainting

[gregmarton]

@niculaeandrei my bad :)))))) still funny :D

[Jarballo5]

whats the movie called

[Rockguitarhero462]

Carlos Mencia should run California's public school system, lol.

[TheForeverKaren]

fucking annoying. :P

[b3b3b3ful]

this guy is so fucking awesome!

[honorguard88]

ouch dissing steve irwin.... although I think this is before he deceased.

[TheJackyjohn]

@honorguard88 it was before, irwin died about 4 years later

[BoneDaddy216]

carlos mencia is a dick but he's fucken great xD

[ganghomie]

"but you wont go to oakland cause a nigger might shoot you" hahahaha :DDD thats so true

[michaelmarijuana]

I love his down-syndrome walk :D

[copavida]

funniest racist alive.

[X9fingerninjaX]

92 people have to wear a helmet and don't play football.

[Japxican]

carlos mencia just said nigger hahahaha

[xxneonkidrxx]

lmao i was drinkin hot chocolate nd i spat it out because i was laughing so hard lol

[daydayx23]

add means ass woppin lol yo kid need a A.S.S/ W.O.P.P.I.N

[canhaaa]

how can you own this video when nrd dosent even own the jokes coming out of his mouth

[1703cviper]

91 people have ADD

[pochazet]

ADD's nothing. My son has attenttion hyper deficit disorder. That's ADHD. That's like dadada with dadada on top of that shit. That's a whole 'nother dadadadadadadada.

LOL!

[l00c1v]

this guy is hilarious man

[cokewithketchup]

but you wont go to oakland cause a nigger might shoot you...lmfao so true

[austinhastoast]

attention deficit oooh shiny

[rsxslayer]

He's right, you know. It's not real xD

[ffcloud34]

I VOTED FOR CARLOS!!!!! xD

[pochazet]

Mom, the teacher, she called me stupid. Because you're stupid. You see, she knows. She actually went to school to find out who's stupid and who's not stupid! She tell everybody else that they're stupid? Just me! Because you're the only stupid fucker in the class! No, Carlos, my son's not stupiddd! He's just a fucking moron and you don't wanna admit it!

[pochazet]

I had the helmet but not the hat. I never had hat because im retarded but im not fuckin reetaaarded!

[pochazet]

My son knows the shit, but they don't ask him in Spanish, porque si le preguntan en espanol, he's going to know the fucking answer.

[YAS9112]

@pochazet now i know wt he meant in spanish !! i translated urs !! lol

[pochazet]

What's 4x4? I have ADD...boom! What's 4x4?! I don't have time for your bullshit and neither does God! And if you don't answer in five seconds you're going to hell, little fucker! It's 16, sister Mary. Hallelujah, it's a miracle.

[Hammboner5]

@pochazet omg i was dying, and the funny thing is i used to have(maybe still do...)lol but i know how to laugh at myself, that is why i love carlos he is awesome!

[pochazet]

I remember that shit and this was in the early 90s. An A was an A. Not plus, not minus and same for the other grades.

[wahran1992]

90 people forgot to watch Part 1

[1111111111511]

his impersonations are incredible!

[g3tlit3m0n5t3r]

5:55-6:20 is funny as fuck

[77SuInG]

What a fat sweating moron beating his own deranged head while yelling senseless bullshit. this guy is the reason for a hypocritical slowly withering society

[dgsdfgfgfdghdfhdf]

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[jpmendestv]

" I',m gonna go to Harvard " LLLOOOLL

[TheSuperjunior32]

i have adhd

i vited for carlos

[TheSuperjunior32]

i have adhd

[DanDoc37]

90 people have failed finger painting

[bryan9ful]

I COTE FOR CARLOFFFFFF !!! /epicpose

[lane821]

this shit is funny, im suprised he never broke his mic though cause he kept hitting it on stuff

[thestationchop]

my school needs him for principle

[thestationchop]

im adhd lol

[BklynRican329]

just realized he reused alot of shit from Mind of Mencia..

[laupy10]

90 people are easily offended