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  • this cunt is a fucking pommy rip off . kevin bloody wilson does it way better so DILLIGAF TO YOU

  • all i have to say it......

    wheres my fuckin bike

  • you fuckin ledgend chubby, your a fuckin credit to our town well done son!!

  • @1smoggie ive been to middlesbrough and its fucking shite! he is best thing to come out of there in my lifetime!

  • roy chubby brown isnt funny. i recently watched him in cheltenham and people walked out and demanded a refund because he was so shit. he steals peoples material and even performs that bad. kevin bloody wilson is in the process of sueing for copyright so lets hope he takes roy for everything so we dont have to listen to his cringe worthy attemps at being funny ever again. thumbs up

  • i love RCB but i must admit Kevin bloody wilsons version is better

  • how does he do that voice hes a legend

  • Hes legand <3

    

  • I prefer chubbs version

  • great chubby  well done

  • ohhhhh how i laffed vvg hun xx

  • Nikked off Rodney Rude

  • Whats the song at the end?

    

  • this is crap compared to the legend that is Kevin Bloody Wilson!!!!!

  • @79milkymilky everything is better the first time u hear,say,eat,fuck or watch it lol to be fair him and kevin are friends and he credited him in dvd u cant say this is crap though if like the other ones i thought was better than kevins but hey that's just my opinion

  • Kevin Bloody Wilson is the Legend on this one, sorry Chubby !!!

  • The man is a legend

  • This is me son: Spunk!

  • just fucking stole kevin wilsons santa clause song

  • YOU FAT BASTARD!!!!

  • 34 people aren't getting a bike for Christmas.

  • CLASS.

  • @JamieWayneRothery at the end credits ive got the DVD he gives credit to kevin bloody wilson :)

  • kevin & roy are great friends

  • It sounds like he copied Kevin bloody Wilson with this song but only changed the words slightly.

  • I'm from the Boro and I can safely say Chubby Brown is about as funny as cancer. The best comedians don't need to swear.

  • Lol hes so funny :P

  • i was given tickets to see chubbs but i had to buy tickets for kev enough said

  • Chubby and Kevin are both great, both good versions of the song

  • hahahahaha

  • why hasn't chubby got his own friday night show frankie boyle has proved anything go's so come on channel 4 we want chubbs.

  • hes a big fat fooker!!!!

  • yawn!

  • Roy "chubby" Brown is a legend and he performs it better than that kevin cunt and has altered it ,to make it much better.Thumbs Ups chubby fans

  • @KomodoMagicBoy eww chubby

  • its a rip off of kevs hey santa clause ya cunt!!!!!!!

  • legend best comedian around

  • OK!.. I have...

    1. Tried to explain that "Mr Brown" is far from my first choice of humour.

    2. NOT tainted ANYONES' character by obscene reference to their sister (Have I said "Go f%*k your sister? - NO!) The comparison is therefore within YOUR mind - not mine!

    3. WTF is a "grude" insult (Sladedestiny)

    4. On the basis that I HAVE NOT directly insulted any recent posting member of "You tube", How can I have "double-standards"?

    The innuendo is within YOUR mind - deal with it!

  • not funny kevin is better

  • MightyMick77 - I reply once - you take three attempts, and yet still question an intelectual superiority?

    I don't expect everyone to jump on your "happy-bus" just because I personally wouldn't scrape this piece of DNA (Mr Brown) off of the bottom of my shoe.

    Let's just agree to disagree! You think he's funny and I think you need more medication and more time spent with your sister. He's still as funny as cot-death - no more replies..... end of discussion!

    Go back to your own world now!

  • @mrnosey You say this isn't funny yet attempt to insult somebody with a grude insult regarding his sister and himself.Double Standards or what???

  • LOLOLOLOL. xD

  • Oh and while im at it, is that meant to be an insult? "Your sister awaits your repeated attention!" there is a few more there as well, perhaps you could count them for me if you like, seeing that you have more fingers than me??

  • And as for your remark trying to impose your intelectual superiority mrnosey, dont even bother. I maybe have what you call a crude sense of humour but that means fuck all and your surmising is far off the mark.

  • mrnosey comments on videos he knows fuck all about and now needs a lie down after flicking back and forth through the dictionary to find true definitions for words he isnt sure about. Youre sad as fuck and the internet is yor only solace, i detect a hint of lonelyness in your comment. Join a train spotter club or whatever you are interested in instead of trying to rub up people the wrong way (which you are failing at miserably)

  • I remember when i first saw Kevin Bloody Wilson performing this live in the mid 90's, jennytaliafromaustra must get so pissed off that this waste of air is stealing her fathers song.

  • "Get out of then you trolling piece of shit". How quaint! Tell me "MightyMick77", How many people did you have to ask before they could all club-together to compose such a deep and meaningful comment? If this style of humour really causes you to crawl out from under your rock & laugh, I'm happy that your sad & meaningless life is a better place. Please be quiet now and desist from starting a battle of words or wits as I never fight an unarmed person. Your sister awaits your repeated attention!

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  • What dvd is this on?

  • @JamieWayneRothery .... yep this is a kbw classic ? chubby has changed a few words but 100% kbw , still funny though lol .

  • I used to think Roy was funny but then I turned 9.

    He just steals shit from other people....( see Kevin Bloody Wilsons santa song if you don't believe me......or his Alice 'song').

  • This waste of DNA is about as funny as cot-death or cancer. Anyone can stand up and say c&%t or wa£*er. The next time anyone who thinks this man is funny want to put this to the test, stand in front of a mirror and try it - You'll be making an observation about yourself....... NOT a joke!!

  • @mrnosey GET OUT OF THEN YOU TROLLING PIECE OF SHIT

  • aidious . fuck you . he is class

  • this bastard never wrote back to me!

  • This man is not funny. The fact he has made a career out of swearing and being racist is a deeply disturbing reflection on the people in this country.

  • @aidious

    You really think they don't tell "waycist" jokes about white people in non-white countries?

  • @aidious FUCK OFF 

  • Which came first ? This or Kevin Bloody Wilson?

  • @ChorleyClaret1981 , god sake, its a bit of fuckin fun, get over it

  • @ChorleyClaret1981 Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote this song - Chubby did a cover of it

  • @jennytaliafromaustra a sensible answer, thanks!

  • @ChorleyClaret1981 Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote it, Chubby did a cover version of it

  • @jennytaliafromaustra And just seen who you are. Hope you and your dad's OK!

  • Kbw is shit cubbys much better

  • ha ha ha love it

  • OMG! I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANY1 LIKE THIS B4 ITS MENTALLY GREAT FUNNY AS FUCK!! TOTALLY SHOCKED HOW 1 GUY CAN SING LIKE THAT TERRETS B FUCKED LOL

  • omg this guy is looped lmfaooooo!!! haha wat a twat pmsl

  • Fuckin' Comedy Genius

  • @fevrovers2k9 you joking right?

  • @ty3165 Nope!

  • @fevrovers2k9 if you take the words,cunt,twat,bastard,fuck,a­nd various other swear words the bloke is a very average club comedian.i am afraid a legend he is not.hope this helps

  • @ty3165 TWAT. There you go.

  • @MightyMick77 fuck you mick you prick

  • fat bastard he swears too much!

  • lol

  • Kevin bloody Wilson, chubby is better

  • sorry chubby but k.b.w. does this much better.

  • @bubbleboy02 kbw?

  • CHUBBY U THE BEST M8

  • i love chubbybrown!!

  • This is fuckin retarded

  • Please view my channel!!! I just wanna be popular PLEASE

  • funnyh

  • Stolen from Kevin Bloody Wilson, who at least did it with some class. this is just awful.

  • @xb0xguru are you sure tother way round i think

  • @muddyfox91 - nope definitely what I said.

  • @xb0xguru Chubby was doing this song over 20 years ago !

  • @diddlydodds - seeing as Kev Bloody Wilson released this on an album 25 years ago, it's highly possible he's been copying it for that long. I see no proof that it's RCBs especially since it's credited to KBW back in 1985.

  • haha the aids song's brill aswell.. but appaulling at the same time lol..

  • Anyone know when this is, cuz kevin bloody wilson came out with it in 1996. I'm tryin to figure out who did it first.

  • if u r easy ofended dnt watch this u yappy cunts

  • i love this fucker

  • WERES ME FUCKIN BIKE

  • he stole this song from a group called ozzy bastards

  • @broxibear69 fuck off titt

  • White,British,Straight Male.Aged 15-35. Bottom of the food chain in this Country. Its starting to take the piss now.Bless the poor sods born 1990 onwards(me 1980). Already 33% of them unemployed, 33% more in mickey mouse schemes/training etc. How long before they revolt? Immigration has played its part but its the fucking arsehole generations born in the 40s 50s and 60s who have fucked this place up.

  • Indigenous/ethnic Brits are entitled to remain an ethnic majority in their own country. It has precisely fuck all to do with "waycism!". All indigenous and ethnic peoples across the world have the right to preserve the part in global diversity - even if they happen to be European.

  • Archaeologist David Miles says around 80 percent of the genetic characteristics of most white Britons have been passed down from a few thousand Ice Age hunters.

    Miles, research fellow at the Institute of Archaeology in Oxford, England, says recent genetic and archaeological evidence puts a new perspective on the history of the British people.

  • "There's been a lot of arguing over the last ten years, but it's now more or less agreed that about 80 percent of Britons' genes come from hunter-gatherers who came in immediately after the Ice Age," Miles said.

    These earliest settlers were later cut off as rising sea levels isolated Britain from mainland Europe.

    Evidence for the genetic ancestry of modern Britons comes from analysis of blood groups, oxygen traces in teeth, and DNA samples taken from skeletal remains.

  • If you were to find a pile of humn bones somewhere, we could find what race they were through DNA testing.  How do you explain that, dipshit?

    How do you explain genetic mapping and the prevelance of R1b1b2 in western Europe?

    How do you explain the fact that 90-plus black men from west African descent have run the 100 metres in under ten seconds and no white man?

    Why do white people dominate in the swimming pool?

    Because we're different?

  • I'm sorry, but you are just plain wrong. The Anglo-saxon invasion was a changing in elite and not the general population. Research this wherever you want. Look it up. Now. Then apologise to me. 80% of the genetic characteristics of today's white Britons come from those first present here. There are thousands of human remians all over the country that testify to this through DNA testing.

    Don't run away. Do your research and come back.

  • Ok..I'll play your stupid game...

    WHERE'S YOUR SOURCE OF SO-CALLED FACTS?

    Hold your righteous evidence up for public scrutiny. It'sd called peer pressure. Tho in NO way do I class you as a peer.

    As for your rather obnoxious statement that I am a traitor because I want the UK 'conquered' for pennance...grow up you moron. That IS NOT what I said. Don't missquote me, you halfwit. What I want to see is a world that is safe for my son's generation to be free from biggotry.

    You are scum!

  • I left it up to you to look up indigenous and ethnic Britons because whatever I give you will be dismissed as propaganda. Lookt it up for yourself. 80% of the ethnically British gene pool is descended from those first here some 15,000 years ago.

    The world is a rich, diverse place and all the greater for it. All indigenous and ethnic peoples across the world have the inalienable right to preserve their heritage, culture and identity - INCLUDING THOSE WHO HAPPEN TO BE EUROPEAN, you racist twat.

  • @K1w1scot

    You are on the side of good, but you are clearly incredibly stupid.

    It's called peer review.

    Also, don't feed the troll. I saw christonamotorcycle had filled another videos comments section with his inanely trite quips, presumably opined whilst typing very fast biting his tongue with a mad look in his eyes, but whatever.

    Everyone on the internet is stupid, including me, even if they are clever IRL.

  • Yep...my bad. Meant to say Peer Review but was in the midst of other things and I totally forgot to check my posting before I hit the enter key.

    Not sure if "completely stupid" is quite justified, however. Stupid,maybe so.

    But yes, there's apsolutely no point, whatsoever, in indulging christonamotorcycle anymore. No 'peer reviewed' evidence...no point in giving him the timeof day. Thanks for bringing the discrepancy to my attention.

  • I said you were incredibly stupid mostly due to the fact that it took you so long to notice that Christonamotorcycle was a lost cause. He is a heap of cliches. Poorly disguised troll is poorly disguised.

  • Why don't you hit the reply button instead hoping that I don't notice you, you pair of bitches. I'm not a 'troll', I just hate lefty twats like you two and enjoy showing you up for the anti-white racist gobshites you are.

    Thick cunts.

  • Kiwiscot, you are on the side of good. Europeans are inherently wicked and therefore not entitled to preserve their ethnic identites like all other peoples on the planet. Well done.

  • Oh cry me a river you fucking butthurt working class prick.

    Stop playing the race card, no-one cares any more. As a half white person, I feel you are a disgrace to our race.

    If you aren't a troll then you should be ashamed. I gave you the benefit of the doubt.

  • @1337brit

    Do you support the right of all indigenous and ethnic peoples across the world the right to preserve their part in global diversity apart from those of European descent? Is this because you are an anti-white racist?

    You're the one who should be utterly ashamed of yourself. I'm assuming you are black, in which case you have every right to celbrate your ethnic identity and preserve your part in global diversity as do the ethnically British. To say anything is else is monstrous.

  • I'm not black, but I don't really support the right of anyone to preserve their ethnic identities at the expense of the freedom to repatriate. I like colonialism, and I like immigration. White people have the right to be proud of their culture (as long as they're not a dick about it), but not their race, and this is true for all races.

    I can't stand people who repatriate and then do not mingle, like poorer Pakistanis in England, and indeed Brits in Spain.

  • @1337brit

    Do you accept this makes you a racist then? We have a right to stop immigration and to discriminate against those who we do not want to come in to our country to preserve our heritage, identity, culture, sovereignty and integrity as a people and nation. Our forefathers fought countless wars to stop foreign invasion.

  • All peoples are entitled to preserve their ethnic identities whether be Japanese, Aborigines, Zulus, Maoris - or whatever. Ethnically British people are white, but not all white people are British.

  • I'm not a racist, I dislike all races equally. I consider myself post-race.

    You don't have a right to dictate where other people live, and immigration is nothing like invasion. At all.

    People within Britain are free to live as they want, they are not bound by percieved cultural idioms beyond what is defined by law, and a foreigner has the right to immitate completely the culture of Britain. What you object to, then, is just an unwillingness to change.

  • @1337brit

    Yes ,we do have the right to dictate who comes into our country. There a billions of people in the third world who I dare say would love to come and settle here. Perhaps they could all come and stay with you. You can't really believe what you are wrtinig so I shall assume you are taking the piss.

    I object to the colonisation of my country. We have the right to self-preservation as do all other indigenous and ethnic peoples across the world.

  • We aren't short of land in Britain. We are less short of resources than we were at any previous point in history, and our standard of living is only increasing. We can support more people.

    If immigrants were to take up the culture of the native brits, would that be OK with you? I don't like it when I have to make allowances for people who have immigrated and kept their old culture, but then, I have never had to do this ever. We don't need to self-preserve. We aren't endangered.

  • @1337brit

    We are the most overcrowded country in the developed world. We are at the mercy of foreigners for our energy supplies.

    The reality is that they don't assimilate when they come in such numbers - they don't need to. We are 'endangered' - just look the immigration and demography stats.

  • Britain was 87% White in 2001. But that's with 1 Million non-White illegals not being counted. And that's with Greeks, Turks, Arabs, Afghanis, Peruvians, Iraqis, Iranians, Jews and Phillipinos being counted in the 87% White.

    In 2012 we will find out Britain is 80% White with the same caveats above.

    So we just needs to lose another 30% and we have a White minority in Britain.

    But the pace of "White emigration flight" will increase as Whites decrease in numbers in the UK.

  • oh no what shall we do. fuck off back to the 1800s mate. as a white briton i have to laugh at all this fear mongering! Oh no they're taking all our jobs....well if all the fucking white britons didnt want to lose their job they should have done a better job in the first fucking place. You dont lose a job because they have to give it to an ethnic minority. You lose a job because you're shit at your job. So what if the whites become a minority. Its whites that have run this place into the doldrums

  • According to the UN Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples, indigenous peoples must not be subjected to 'any action which has the aim or effect of depriving them of their integrity as distinct peoples, or of their cultural values or ethnic identities'. Google the quote and you can visit the UN website yourself.

    In the 1800s, we didn't accept indigenous peoples had this right. It would appear to be you are the one who would like to 'fuck off back to the 1800s, mate.'

    Tosser.

  • @sparco4400 you say your a white "BRITON" when i belive BRITON is spelt BRITAIN

  • @Callum556 Yes the country is spelled Britain, that is correct callum. But when someone refers to themselves or a native of Britain they can choose to either say 'That man is BRITISH/I am BRITISH' or they can say 'That man is a BRITON/I am a Briton'. Fucking hell, Chubby's fans really are smart. Now if you'd put down your pint of Carling and take off your burberry hat then you would see that the sentence, as u rightly said, is I AM A WHITE BRITON...im not claiming i am the country. Fucking Mongo

  • "We are the most overcrowded country in the developed world"

    Firstly, we aren't the most physically crowded, not by a long shot. We have merely spread out over more of the country because we have more habitable land than a lot of countries of similar size.

    Secondly, we have resources coming out of our ears and are only let down by infrastructural issues.

    Thirdly, we have been unable to sustain ourselves without imports since before the wars, so we are in no way "running out" of farmland.

  • OK you bunch of meat-head, bear gutted halfwits (and THAT is being generous)....

    Chubby Brown may not be racist...but you lot sure as hell are. It sickens me to read your rampant BNP-fuelled hatred.

    GB colonized throughout the world...often oppressively so. Now, the world's colonising you! Get used to the idea. It won't go away.

    Live in peace , FFS. There's a damned sight more important issues to worry about than the colour of someone's skin.

    EVOLVE...or die like the dinosaurs!

  • @K1w1scot

    All indigenous and ethnic peoples across the world are entitled to preserve their heritage, culture and identity - EVEN IF they happen to be white. Wanting to preserve our part in global diversity isnot racist. On the contrary, it is racist to deny us this right.

    You have admitted that you want this country 'conquered' as penance for the British Empire. You are a traitor who should be hanged, as far as I am concerned.

  • Well bugger me! Here's me thinking I was just being a little hot-headed in my knee-jerk assertion that you are BNP scum. Then I visit your page...and lo-and-behold...you ARE BNP scum!

    My father fought proudly in WW2 against National Socialism. It's such a shame that the shit-stain of NS has tainted Britain with the BNP.

    Evolve with the world around you. Learn that the colour of one's skin makes no difference at all. Otherwise you and your filthy ilk are irrelevant.

    You make me sick.

  • Our British ancestors fought for self-preservation against foreign invasion. Seems almost ridiculous now such is the the level of betrayal commited by dirty little traitors like you. There were many regimes of equal horror to Nazism and worse around the world at that time - we didn't declare war on them because they were no threat to our national sovereignty.

    You should be hung, drawn and quatrered for your treachery and your head put on a spike outside the Tower of London.

  • How do you tell whether somebody is an Australian aborigine?

    By their appearance?

    Are they entitled to an ethnic identity?

    Why is it only white nations that the ethnic majority are being encouraged to give up their land and become the minority and any dissenting view oppressed?

  • Ohh yeah...as for your pathetic threats. Big words for someone over the other side of the world.

    Yep...You Are Scum!

  • pure class

  • Kevin Bloody Wilson rules

  • Folkes...don't give anonimouschihuahua '-ves' just because he/she is speaking the truth.

    This is a complete Kevin Bloody Wilson rip-off. Check it out yourselves if you don't believe me. Come on FFS...show a wee bit of integrity before you give neggative feedback.

  • OMG a blatent stolen routine from kevin bloody wilson ... except roy chubby browns version isnt as good ...

  • @anonimouschihuahua na chubbys versions much better!!!!!!!!!!

  • chubbys made it his own though :/

  • brill

  • HAHAHAAA been so long I forgot about this sketch, funnyy as fuckk!! YOU FAT BASTERD.

  • awesome!

  • loool

  • He is a ledgend so funny

  • this song is awesome n jeff dunham aint a patch on chubby n btw he aint tryin 2 b a ventriliquist!!

  • u silly fucking tit get a grip ov yr silly self go slap ya silly fucking head in !!!!!!!!!!!

  • @comanche119 let me guess your american??? will explain evertything tbh lol

  • HA!... HA!... HA!... HA!.... And Iam 58 years old and still waiting for me f**king bike.

  • Chubbs isn't a ventriliquist you moron

  • Kevin Bloody Wilson wrote it first in 1984.

  • chubby brown funny as n ahaa

  • this is sooooooo funny! xx

  • lol spunk

  • never got why pakis get offended by that name call me a Brit even in a deragatory tone id stand tall and proud and say fuck yeah im a BRIT

  • The problem is it has been used to label everyone who has dark skin, regardless of whether they are Pakistani or not. People don't like being labelled unfairly when the truth is very different. Just like unfair stereotypes.

  • @utop00 lol i see your point but you ARE from britain... most people who get call pakis AREN'T from pakistan... it's like someone calling YOU a paki lol.. still though, fair point

  • @utop00 Because racists call all ethnic minorities Pakis, whether they are from Pakistan or not. Hence why it is offensive!

  • @aidious

    That's a shit reason. If you said the word Pakistani instead of Paki, nobody would have a problem. Paki is short for Pakistani hence it is only offensive to braindead morons.

  • i might be a bit older than some but the song was originally done by an aussie comedian kevin "bloody" wilson. if you like the songs chubbs does give this guy a go!!!

  • do you know what song chubby walks off to at the end?

  • fuckin good 100% magic

  • hey hey!! Let me fucking out !!!! " Is that fucking you again? Hang on " " OI SHUT THE FUCK UP "

  • chubbs for PM. he will sort of the political correctness out!!

    pakis can call us white cunts and evrything but we carnt say fuck all!!!

  • yeh i agree! they r cheeky cunts

  • but who do you mean when you say 'Pakis?' Everyone who is Asian?

  • Yeah in refrence to people from pakistan, i can understand why other asians would certainly correct you on it pretty quickly.

  • aye....

  • Names = missing word..

    oops forgot how to string a sentence together..

    just call me Einstein

  • Funny LOL!

  • Yes the CHARACTER is racist, the man playing him isn't. He grew up in an era when Pakistani's were P*ki's and black people were ni**ers. He's said himself in interviews that he used these words because they were all he knew but as he grew up he realised that these words weren't acceptable. He created this character for us to laugh at and ridicule. If you mock bigotry you mock the people who believe these stupid things and then you help unite the majority who don't share these racist views!!!!!!!

  • fuck you coon lover

  • Australia = Aussie/skip America=Yank/seppo English=Pom French=Frog German=Nazi Canada= Candian India=Indian Pakistan=Paki Japan/Nippon=Nip White boy=honky/round eye/ Asian=slope Arab=raghead/towell head/camel jockey terrorist=anybody They are all just words nothing but words.. Polictical correctness has gone mad, every body should remember.. sticks and stones may break your bones but will never hurt you.. Get over yourselves...
  • in Oz everyone calls Pakis, Pakis even the tv reporters, its just the same as calling an Australian, Aussie

  • LOVE IT !!

  • wtf it jokes

  • lets get this straight people he aint racist and if you think he is then fuck off

    2. your only "british" if your white your parents are white and ya born and bred in the country not familty came here then you did etc etc thats a fact

  • tottaly

  • Good point! I hate it when ppl say they are British when they are NOT I'm a native Englishman and i'm guessing you are aswell :)